School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.

For these guys, though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.

This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda, will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.

#1

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

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#2

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

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glowworm2
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's such an awesome picture though!

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#3

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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SBW71
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't even begin to try and pronounce that!

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#4

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

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#5

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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#6

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

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#7

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

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Alia G.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually really like this! Sarcastically inspiring! :)

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#8

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

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#9

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

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Daniel Fleming
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's funny is in the show Dustin was talking to Mike's mom. It was surprising and funny to see how rude he was to an adult.

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#10

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

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#11

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

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#12

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

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#13

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

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#14

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

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#15

This Is My Actual Last Name

This Is My Actual Last Name

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#16

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

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#17

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

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#18

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

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Misterscooter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time to leave high school behind and move on to the real world.

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#19

Pancake Recipe

Pancake Recipe

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#20

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

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#21

Yes, It's My Real Name

Yes, It's My Real Name

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Never Mind
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His parents gave him a name, and he will choose the nursing home for them...

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#22

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

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#23

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

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DE Ray
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

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#24

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

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#25

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

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Kay Pahlad
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you panda for adding their quote references... Curiosity satisfied 👍

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#26

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

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#27

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

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#28

Another Wan Bites The Dust

Another Wan Bites The Dust

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#29

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

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#30

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

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frederic eeckman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taki, drop Fox News and conspiracy websites and come into the real world please.

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#31

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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#32

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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Mikleo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also suck at pretending to be someone else.

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#33

I Found My Super Suit

I Found My Super Suit

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#35

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

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#36

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

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#37

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

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#38

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

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#39

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

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#40

Call Me Dadi

Call Me Dadi

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karen snyder
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.

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#41

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

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#42

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

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#43

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

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#44

The Carper Matches The Drapes

The Carper Matches The Drapes

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glowworm2
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no idea why she would be so upset. XD!

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#45

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

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#46

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

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#47

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

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#48

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

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#49

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

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Molly Tallmadge
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an actual quote. Obama loves waffles as much as Biden loves ice cream!

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#50

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

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#51

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

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Misterscooter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An inspirational Michael Scott quote. Nice.

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#52

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

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#53

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

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#54

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

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#55

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

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#56

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean good for her for graduating high school after having a kid and all but sadly high school is the easiest you will ever have it... the world outside school sucks balls THAT is where u get to show everyone who doubted you how awesome you are....

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#57

I Was Born White

I Was Born White

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#58

"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo

"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo

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#59

"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe