School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls and mathletes - it can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, they can often instead become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes, that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.

For these guys though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their yearbook quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners, to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.

This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda will make you giggle like a school girl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.

#1

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

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3ke 1 year ago

Just keep smiling, sweet boy.

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#2

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

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glowworm2 1 year ago

It's such an awesome picture though!

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#3

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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SBW71 1 year ago

I couldn't even begin to try and pronounce that!

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#4

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

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glowworm2 1 year ago

I love this one, extremely clever!

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#5

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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Kay Ann 1 year ago

Lol

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#6

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

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Jorge Castro 1 year ago

savage

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#7

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

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Alia G. 1 year ago

I actually really like this! Sarcastically inspiring! :)

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#8

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

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Grumble o'Pug 1 year ago

Lmao!!!

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#9

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

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Daniel Fleming 1 year ago

What's funny is in the show Dustin was talking to Mike's mom. It was surprising and funny to see how rude he was to an adult.

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#10

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

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♥Kitty♥ 1 year ago

Wow she's beautiful! :)

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#11

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

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Thai Ya Long 1 year ago

I like his hair

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#12

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

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#13

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

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Molly Tallmadge 1 year ago

If you want iron, don't steel it, pay the Fe!

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#14

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

Own it!

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#15

This Is My Actual Last Name

This Is My Actual Last Name

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glowworm2 1 year ago

Ha! I love that she points this out!

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#16

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

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Person2638 1 year ago

Oh, he’s cute!

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#17

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

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Ellis 1 year ago

Doctor, who?

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#18

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

Time to leave high school behind and move on to the real world.

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#19

Pancake Recipe

Pancake Recipe

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FuzzyWuzzy 1 year ago

Kids got his priorities straight!

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#20

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

A patel who?....

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#21

Yes, It's My Real Name

Yes, It's My Real Name

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Never Mind 1 year ago

His parents gave him a name, and he will choose the nursing home for them...

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#22

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

Whats Club Penguin? Help plse...

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#23

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

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DE Ray 1 year ago

When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

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#24

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

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it's ava the bus girl 1 year ago

The ones above them tho!!!

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#25

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

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Kay Pahlad 1 year ago

Thank you panda for adding their quote references... Curiosity satisfied 👍

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#26

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

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Super Cat 1 year ago

How Incredibly Random

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#27

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

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Smoofy 1 year ago

Top 10 Life Hacks of 2018

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#28

Another Wan Bites The Dust

Another Wan Bites The Dust

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

And another Wan's gone...

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#29

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

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Kay Pahlad 1 year ago

Love the sense of humour.

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#30

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

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frederic eeckman 1 year ago

Taki, drop Fox News and conspiracy websites and come into the real world please.

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#31

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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Lydia Smith 1 year ago

shut it meowton

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#32

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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MJ 1 year ago

When you suck, find a friend that sucks even more. He'll make you look good...

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#33

I Found My Super Suit

I Found My Super Suit

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ispeak catanese 1 year ago

Adorable baby picture, and a sweet smile

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#34

Me Like Rice

Me Like Rice

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Thai Ya Long 1 year ago

Me same like rice

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#35

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

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limabean180 1 year ago

These are really cool yearbooks!

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#36

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

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ALIYAH ALLEN 1 year ago

what i would probably do.

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#37

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

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Steven McMacken 1 year ago

Kiegan, you are bound for greatness!

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#38

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

That's correct.

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#39

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

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Nichole Antoinette 1 year ago

When guys catcall you on the street.

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#40

Call Me Dadi

Call Me Dadi

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karen snyder 1 year ago

Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.

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#41

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

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MJ 1 year ago

And then she got married...

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#42

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

He looks like he's 28!

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#43

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

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glowworm2 1 year ago

The best part is there is no picture of him!

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#44

The Carper Matches The Drapes

The Carper Matches The Drapes

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glowworm2 1 year ago

I have no idea why she would be so upset. XD!

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#45

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

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ChickyChicky 1 year ago

She's awesome.

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#46

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

Generation SpongeBob.

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#47

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

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UniversalMel 1 year ago

Gay quotes are still the best

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#48

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

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Meowton Mewsk 1 year ago

Testing negative for what? HIV? THC? Meth?

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#49

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

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Molly Tallmadge 1 year ago

This is an actual quote. Obama loves waffles as much as Biden loves ice cream!

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#50

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

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frederic eeckman 1 year ago

Preach !

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#51

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

An inspirational Michael Scott quote. Nice.

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#52

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

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#53

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

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Pedro Purcino 1 year ago

may he find joy using his pastastificate

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#54

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

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ispeak catanese 1 year ago

Big secretive lovely hair!

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#55

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

And she looks so cute too!

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#56

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

I mean good for her for graduating high school after having a kid and all but sadly high school is the easiest you will ever have it... the world outside school sucks balls THAT is where u get to show everyone who doubted you how awesome you are....

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#57

I Was Born White

I Was Born White

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Phil The Computer 1 year ago

At one point we were all white *lennyface*

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#58

"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo

"I See Now That Circumstances Of One's Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are" -Mewtwo

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Nanni 17 1 year ago

You accidentally got a deep one here! Helloooo? Anyone?

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#59

"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe

"Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?" - Brian Essbe

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GiveMeASloth 1 year ago

The quote above that one is funnier!! Honey Boo Boo

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#60

"I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye." - Ron Swanson

"I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye." - Ron Swanson

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Daniel Fleming 1 year ago

Another Parks and Rec quote!

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#61

The Link Master

The Link Master

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Breislitt4 1 year ago

Its Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

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#62

I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson

I Don't Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. - Shane Dawson

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Madeline Bublik 1 year ago

Omg I love Shane!

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#63

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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Nadja Lambacher 1 year ago

she and the boy with the same quote should meet asap!

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#64

"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley

"When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf." - Tyler Oakley

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Brian Leahy 1 year ago

Interesting use of quotation marks....

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#65

"I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts." - Elon Musk

"I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts." - Elon Musk

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BusLady 1 year ago

Talk to Matt Damon about that.

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#66

If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie

If You Don't Like Where You Are In Life... Move. You Ain't A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie

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Drew Chandler 1 year ago

Catch me outside, how 'bout dah?

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#67

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

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Christina Sersif 1 year ago

he even posed creepy

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#68

And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend

And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

XD This is me

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#69

"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson

"I'm Always Right, Except When I'm Wrong, Which Is Often." - Arin Hanson

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Nathan Girard 1 year ago

I want to read that quote above it that ends in boujee

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#70

A Lot Of Girls Didn't Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)

A Lot Of Girls Didn't Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

Keepin it classy steff!

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#71

"(Insert Quote From The Office To Show Everyone I'm Quirky)" - Michael Probably

"(Insert Quote From The Office To Show Everyone I'm Quirky)" - Michael Probably

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C 1 year ago

this is actually funny

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#72

"Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want." - Spice Girls

"Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want." - Spice Girls

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BarryAllenTheFlash 1 year ago

Food, money, more dogs...

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#73

"I'm Ugly And I'm Proud" - Spongebob

"I'm Ugly And I'm Proud" - Spongebob

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*incoherent screaming* 1 year ago

Not ugly

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#74

One, Don't Pick Up The Phone. You Know He's Only Calling Cause He's Drunk And Alone. Two, Don't Let Him In. You Have To Kick Him Out Again

One, Don't Pick Up The Phone. You Know He's Only Calling Cause He's Drunk And Alone. Two, Don't Let Him In. You Have To Kick Him Out Again

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Emi Lee 1 year ago

three, don't be his friend, you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

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#75

I Was Worried At First When They Told Me I Had To Do A Chinese Oral But Then I Realized It Was Something Completely Different

I Was Worried At First When They Told Me I Had To Do A Chinese Oral But Then I Realized It Was Something Completely Different

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

Its the German oral you gotta worry about!

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#76

I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee. I Don't Like Coffee

I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee. I Don't Like Coffee

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UniversalMel 1 year ago

Ahhh gay quotes are the best

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#77

All Along I Was Next To A Blessing

All Along I Was Next To A Blessing

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Maria Lorna Cusi 1 year ago

"Umaga" is Filipino for "morning".

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#78

I'm Fat Cause I Don't Chase These Girls

I'm Fat Cause I Don't Chase These Girls

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BarryAllenTheFlash 1 year ago

OHHH THOSE GIRLS JUST GOT ROASTED

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#79

Love Food. Love Others. Nothing Else Matters