School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.

For these guys, though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.

This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda, will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.

#2

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

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I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

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When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually really like this! Sarcastically inspiring! :)

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#9

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

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Daniel Fleming
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's funny is in the show Dustin was talking to Mike's mom. It was surprising and funny to see how rude he was to an adult.

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#11

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

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#13

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

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#18

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

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#21

Yes, It's My Real Name

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His parents gave him a name, and he will choose the nursing home for them...

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#22

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

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"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

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Kay Pahlad
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you panda for adding their quote references... Curiosity satisfied 👍

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Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

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"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

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#29

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

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#30

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taki, drop Fox News and conspiracy websites and come into the real world please.

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#31

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

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This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

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"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

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#38

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

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#39

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

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#40

Call Me Dadi

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.

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#41

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

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#43

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

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Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

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Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

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"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an actual quote. Obama loves waffles as much as Biden loves ice cream!

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#51

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

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"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

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I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

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Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

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