i am more surprised she can sleep with her feed out of blanket...i couldn't :D

So does my wife...

Spare shoes... :-)

So frustrating

Milk to the rescue!

The sentence "how it feels like" makes me extremely uncomfortable.

YES!

WHERE ARE THE POCKETS IN FEMALE ATTIRE?

As a 40 year old woman, it concerns me that callers still ask if my Mom or Dad can come to the phone. I'm like, "yeah, sure, Credit Union, I'll just facetime them in Florida for ya."

Yup

Still counts

Story of my life. I have learnt to follow up any introductions given to my now with the disclaimer "I do apologise but I will have no idea what your name is again in about 30 seconds"

Passport photos are still better the ones you get on your driver license or other govt. issues ID cards.

And rinse + repeat 4 times!

And if it's higher (or you're shorter), you can use your elbow

There's a great pitch. "Learn accounting while also curing your insomnia. All in one happy little book !" :D

Many years ago we managed without mobiles. We managed to get around the country and the world without them. What is the desperation to be "connected" or forever on games. Get a life

Why one pizza for 3 people?! I ate my own full pizza, thanks. 33 cm.

So true for all students, teachers, parents of students

as a British person I find this very unpalatable and upsetting!

Love "Gone with the Wind" sums up my hair perfectly - plus it is the best film ever

Ohhhh my mum's homemade Scottish broth is the epitome of this comic!

That's a test rigged for failure... Let's just set it to "At least one spoon left in the jar".

this brings back memories of pre-lycra - when you had to lay on the floor to do your jeans up

Lol - my parents split up when I was 8. I can still pack to go anywhere with a half hour's notice!

Spiders are cute! :3

OMG, so true! Or even worse - I usually don't wear makeup (my skin is super sensitive) and I went for a job interview. The feedback I got was "your qualifications more than justify hiring you for this position, however, our office expects our employees to maintain a certain level of professionalism and preparedness in their appearance." I was in a business suit and my hair was flawless - the only difference between me and the other women in the office was that I wasn't wearing makeup. Sigh.

I am not even sitting. I am lying down with board on my knees.

Or when walking...

When you're a kid: "Mommy! Daddy! Buy me that doll house!" When you're an adult: "Honey, did we pay the rent?"

Different skin *shrugs*

Well what a coincidence , i am watching Rapunzel right now

Nower → Google, Google in the phone....

Yup

Life

I live in California, it never snows TT^TT

id be like... "..it a lot?"

Or on Monday.

My girlfriend is quite the opposite. She will drink water from the first receptacle she finds in the dish rack. That includes empty jars and assorted containers, pans, shallow bowls and, in one memorable occasion, the tea kettle.

The second is preferable anyway, in my book! :-)

Baam!

There's a gravitational pull towards food

I used to get something like Hot Pockets while grocery shopping, and would throw them into the microwave as soon as I got home, that way they wouldn't be the temperature of the sun once I was done unloading the car and putting everything away

You're suppose to hug for 20 seconds. 20 seconds might feel a bit long, but it's to achieve the full effects of a hug. A hug can mean a lot some

I would find the heavy backpack more problematic (depending on how heavy it is, of course)

I wish I had friends like that!

Ooohhh, well played!

The ultimate relationship test.

Let this be on the top.

Once I saw myself on video while exercising. NEVER do that! Never! it's even worse than this second picture.

Ohhh, exactly this! I thought I was defective somehow...

BAHAHAHAHA. Same, Same. I'm a night owl, but my pup wakes me up at 7am every morning so... yeaaaaah

Lol

I helped my sister moved in at summer and she is exactly the same!

There's also a third type, who like "negging" - you name your price, they get outraged and start insulting your merchandise, you, your family etc, claim they can find a better product for much less... and then ask for a discount.

I want me a date-mate* jeans. *The made up gender neutral term for gf/bf

Living on a farm for years the dogs were always bringing in *very* interesting stuff!

so true!!!