50 Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

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Yes - we are very open-minded about buses that want to identify as trains.

Not an island? And I wasted all that money on the Chunnel. Will just drive over from Paris next time. Matey, it IS an island.

It's the UK. Who knows if it's going to rain anyway?

Summer in UK? You still need a raincoat!

That's only 2 weeks of the year

Doesn't matter, you still need a coat.

Grab a bag and put on shoes

Don't open the door.

Still freezing lol

Rain coat, works for all seasons

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Here, I'd have to grab my keys and have them jingling

Put on a hat. Pick up an umbrella as if you just used it.

Have you ever experienced British weather?

In the uk, you usually still need a coat regardless

It's Britain, you'll at least need a raincoat.

If you're in the UK then that doesn't matter

Grab your car keys!!

Then grab your purse!!!

car keys.

Just open the door in your underwear.

They will think you have gone mental and feel uncomfortable, then leave

It's Britain. It does not matter.

If it's winter, you need your big coat

You do the same thing regardless of the weather. You just refuse to acknowledge the intense sweating.

I'm in manchester UK, we name the sessions but it's pretty much chilly and raining 99% of the time!

Have hats for all seasons... Simple!

It's always winter in the U.K. HAHA 😹

sweater, or purse

It's still gonna be wet lol

It's england. You assume it's ever warm?

Grab a purse

Come to the door carrying a tote bag. It'll look like you're just leaving or have just gotten home from shopping.

or Newcastle

You always need a coat in the UK

It's the UK. As long as it isn't a heatwave, we always put on coats.

Still wear a coat, that's what I do!

Say movies. It’s always cold in a movie theater

You still need that coat in the UK.

Always have an adequate coat

Light jacket? Sunglasses?

I wear my coat year-round, basically, so no one would question it much. Wearing it right now!

HMMMMM, VERY GOOD QUESTION! I WOULDN'T KNOW! 🤔🙂

If its summer say your sick and have the chills, and on your way to pick up meds.

Grab a handbag

Then you say you are dead and your body starts to get cold so just in case someone is visiting who you want to see you can say I just want to keep my body warm to be able to make you a drink

Aha hello ... Britain.. 🤣

Shoes, sweater, etc.

Hat, scarf, gloves

Wrong kind of cat

I remember seeing something a while ago about a line in London being closed because there was a swan on the line in a station. It took them hours, and of course they had to switch the current off so the rescue people could go down, bag it, and remove it.

Well, I used to travel a bit by train for a year and the most interesting cause was when someone got undress and layed on rails. We stuck for 2 hours

that's one of the few I'm willing to accept

Wet leafs?

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A bin? Hmm so they enticed that cat with a fits and sits!

It says "Avanti West Coast" Sklmbleshanks is a long way from Carlisle 😁

I say “lol” to a lot of things I find funny but this genuinely made me laugh for the first time today so thank you fellow panda 🤍

i concur immediately dear chap- WHAT IN THE KING'S ANKLES IS THAT BLOODY DAEMON

nobody in the history of being British IRL has ever spoken like that, in an american drama thinking its british yes, but not IRL

Congrats you're fluent in Bri'ish now

its one am and i should be sleeping but instead im laughing hysterically because of you

You may be my new favorite person

bro I dunno if I should read this in 2D's voice, Murdoc's voice, or Alex Delarge's voice ._.

Blimey!

Yes, I was gobsmacked.