When it feels like the world is against you, a few things can make it somewhat better. A bucket of choco chip ice cream is one, binge watching Community with your therapy dog is another. But the most potent antidote known to man is a bittersweet one, and it’s knowing that someone is having a day even more vile than you are.
Whether it’s a spilled coffee or “as luck would have it” moment, get ready for a barely legal therapy list down below as compiled by Bored Panda. Be sure to check out our previous posts with bad, worse, and 100% evil days here, here, and here and don’t forget to let us know how your day is going so far in the comment section.
Even if there’s no skip button for those 24-hour hell on earth benders, at least we can all have a laugh at them.
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Previously, Bored Panda reached out to Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), to find out about ways of dealing with mishaps and developing psychological resilience.
According to Vasia, even the smallest mishaps like “throwing our morning coffee on us or even getting a text or an email we don’t like can affect the rest of our day.” A typical reaction is “Oh, great start to the day!” but according to the counselor, the negative bias can directly affect the course of events.
Scientists say that the reason we are all wired for ‘negatively biased’ thinking is because negative events and emotions have a greater impact in our brains than the positive ones. Even the smallest things that generate negative reactions can snowball into the forecast for the rest of the day, or even the week.
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According to Vasia, we end up creating a self-fulfilling prophecy because we look at the world through lenses triggered by anger, fear, or the expectation that something will go wrong. And in that sense, the reality is only how we perceive it.
So as humans, we tend to not only forecast things to go badly because of otherwise meaningless mishaps, we tend to fixate on virtually any negative moments. Whether it’s recalling insults better than praise, reacting more strongly to negative stimuli than to positive, thinking about negative things more frequently than positive, it all contributes to our behavior.
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This bias toward the negative leads you to pay much more attention to the bad things that happen, making them seem much more important than they really are.
It is thought that the negative bias comes from our ancestors who’d pay attention to bad, dangerous, and negative threats in the world. It was literally a matter of life and death. Those who were more attuned to danger had higher chances of survival.
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But that doesn’t mean that we cannot escape the negative bias trap. On the contrary, once you are aware this is how your brain works, you can make a conscious effort to stop it.
For example, a great start is cutting down on negative self-talk, which we all secretly are into. Instead of fixating on your past mistakes, consider what you have learned and ways to apply your newly acquired knowledge. In this way, you approach the same situation from a positive outlook.
My 12 Year Old, Allergic To Nearly Everything
OMG, I have had this test and it is awful. What is worse is mine was done on my back so I couldn’t reach around and scratch and I too am allergic to an insane amount of stuff.
I hear you!! I had the back test done. Out of 48 I was allergic to 42 things. But the itching was crazy
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After all those stinging scratches it was the ink? Anything else?
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Happened to me as well, turned out i’m only alllergic to metal(nickel) that was on the scraper they used to do the scratch the surface of my skin.....
For everyone who is saying at least this person isn't allergic to 2. IT IS THE NEGATIVE CONTROL. These tests always have a positive control, histamine, which gives you a baseline size to compare other hives against, and negative, plain saline, to show it's the antigen and not the scratch itself you are reacting to.
No, because there was no reaction with Number 2.
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My dad is allergic to every environmental factor they test for, I feel your pain (can't have certain things in the house as a precaution). Ironically he is immune to poison oak/ivy though....
it took me a second to realize this kid was not trying to turn himself in to and elevator
Been there, also very allergic. A word of hope: adjusting your diet to avoid the worst offenders helps a lot and there is new medication that helps to build permanent resistance to things like tree pollen. Stay tough!
This swelling was caused by a tiny😱🐜's bite,so does that mean i'm allergic or was the ant just too powerful? IMG-201908...1-jpeg.jpg 
I have a family member like this, and they have to get shots each week, and they will get back red everywhere
My brother and I had that done every year when we were children. It was only one line but on both arms.
Two is probably the negative controll. One scratch uses plain saline, to ensure you aren't actually allergic to the test itself.
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Yes I have a reaction to everything on those test 2 I have severe allergy and asthma since around the age of 2
Lmao this happened to me I’m allergic to almost all fruits and vegetables almost every type of tree and weed, I’m deadly allergic to bees and we still don’t know what the allergy patterns is 😀
Lmao this happens to me still allergic to almost all fruit and all vegetables, bees, most trees and plants
Poor girl. I hope they figure out that she really needs to change her diet to help her immune system
I recognize this from my own allergy test. Sorry kid. Turkey sandwiches on toast for you for life. Welcome to that club.
I had that done on both arms and my back. I was allergic to everything also. Mom just said well I can't make special meals for you and threw the allergy report away!
Same thing happened to me on my allergy test I'm allergic to basically everything!
allergic point number two: OK. may be water? :-) don't worry too much. my son was almost in yr situation and now is 32 and is ok. a lot of that symptoms disappears with age
had to this both arms and a patch in the back wich had this tiny metal ring with gauze soaked in alergen, that has to be weared for like a day, all to get to the bottom of what caused my anaphylactic shock, the answer, yellow 5 and 6
Do an ELISA test and check for a wheat sensitivity. This traditional form wont check for it but the ELISA is much more accurate in picking up sensitivities to nontraditional things like foods or pesticides. I did this too and even reacted to the plastic of the syringe, same time monsonto started spraying with Round up. I got better once I went wheat free and never even knew it was that which was making me sick. I never once tested as Celiac btw.
Ach. I did this too when I was a teen. I even reacted to the plastic of the syringe, which is supposed to be impossible. I walked around with my own bottle of hydrocortisone for two years because everything that touched me gave me hives. It passed in a couple of years. PS: Check for a wheat sensitivity. Do an ELISA test.
Holy cow! I had this same test done on my upper arms and back over 50 years ago! I'm amazed they haven't found a better way yet!
This happened to me and it was salt in the injection serum that was causing the reactions, not what I was being tested for. I hope they looked into this.
Those allergy tests sting then itch don't they..yep you are allergic to everything ..anything you can eat breath or touch?
Poor baby. what was #2? looks like the only thing that did not cause a reaction.
I had this done on my back as an adult and I was allergic to every single thing except for food. I think there were 50 different allergens. I already knew I was really allergic to cats and I would have terrible asthma attacks. Later in life, I rescued some cats and I was still allergic but I used meds to control it. I recently had another allergy test and I am no longer allergic to cats at all. The point of my story is to expose your kids or yourself to pets so you can build up an immunity. It's cheaper than allergy shots and a whole lot more fun!
The first time I had a scratch test, my allergist said that I reacted to every single allergen in the test to the point where he could not distinguish one from the next and my back was one single ginormous welt (except for the control), and the only way he knew it was a test was because the test sites were all marked with a pen. Took shots for over 40 years, and eventually built up some immunity to my environment.
Sorry to hear that -- tough enough to have allergies as an adult but for kids? Not fair.
The ones they do on your back don't hurt, the ones on the arm like this hurt like hell. I actually ran away from the doctor the 2nd time they wanted to give me these and almost escaped out of the building! I've since been told these tests aren't terribly accurate anyway because the test spots are too close together and can influence each other lol. I was so afraid I'd be deemed allergic to chocolate, thankfully no. Dust mites and mold were big ones tho.
took my gdaughter to the Dr. office. They did this to her on her back. It was so traumatizing for ME, that I burst into tears and was told to please leave the room.
I think about this test every time someone with asthma posts that because a mask doesn't bother them, then it shouldn't be an issue for anyone. It's nice that a mask doesn't bother your asthma but that in no way compares to allergies. Different people are affected in different ways by different things. We're not cookie cutter androids.
I had this test done when I was very little, like 1st or 2nd grade. They did my back AND both arms because otherwise there wasn't enough room. Turns I'm allergic to everything outdoors. Was also how I got diagnosed with asthma
I hope he can go through desensitization for some of these sources.
I had this when my immune system crashed, reacted to everything including the saline control. Fortunately it was a flare up whilst i recovered, a follow up test 3 years later (thanks waiting list) showed I wasn't allergic to any of it
Take him back to the hospital and find out if it's too late to get a new one.
When I had this test done it came back that I was allergic to chocolate. Over the years though the allergy went away. I just get IBS when I eat it now, which is still not pleasant, but it tastes too bloody good.
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Mmm... maybe he's just allergic to the needle... or steel, i'm allergic to steel. It sucks
Maybe he's just allergic to something on the applicator, and not the samples.
I had this done on my back as a child. So bad almost everything swelled and bled A LOT. 'Turns out I was allergic to the metal scrapers.
Conversely, when I was a kid, I had a dreadful allergy to something in my life, resulting in the worst urticaria my doctors had ever seen. I had these tests once a week for over a year, and nothing was ever positive. In the meantime I still had random attacks. I never did find out what it was, but I apparently outgrew it when I was fourteen.
Had that test. The cat one puffed up so big the nurse was bringing in others in the office to see. Plus I am basically allergic to outside and mold.
Yep, that was me too. Tested positive to everything. Allergy meds are definitely my daily friends now.
My 11 year old is the same. On the 1-6 scale for 44 items, he was a 5-6 on 40. How he survived this long without going into shock is beyond me. He's on immunotherapy now.
My daughter has had chronic hives since she was a newborn (like hugging her gave her welts in the shape of finger prints). Had one of those tests recently, turns out she's allergic to NOTHING except touch/pressure on her skin, or being exposed to cold or heat for too long. XD
When this happens, it's almost always an indicator that you're allergic to the _needle_
I've had that test. Several times. All those "bumps" (aka "hives") don't automatically mean you're allergic to everything that was tested.
Aw, honey bunny. Poor kid. Good luck. What is the hole one his wrist? Perhaps these are burns? Anyway - good luck.
Usually the tests are done if you are an asthmatic and/or suffer with allergies.
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my mother would say " what? number 2 is fine i don't get why you're being dramatic" XD i'm allergic to way too many things as well so i sincerely hope the kiddo is gonna be okay!
Get her an IgG food panel test . She probably has a lot of sensitivities and they can affect everything from behavior, to cognition, to bodily function. The only difference between an allergy and a sensitivity is the time between exposure and reaction
I have been through this, and the itching made me want to saw off my arm.
I hope the 12-year-old is OK. I was diagnosed as celiac at the age of 52,but I'm doing fine.
Been there, but was "allergic" to the negative control, too. I have Dermatographic urticaria, but am not allergic to anything :-)
its not that bad once you get past the unbearable itchiness. Arm is slightly better.
Been there and done that all my life. They put it all over my back and back of legs/arms. It itches awful. Thankfully, I did outgrew a lot of stuff but some stuff still remains like cats, bluegrass, dust, pollen, molds and certain foods.
I'm allergic to almost everything too. I definitely sympathize with your boy.
I had the test for latex allergy and they wrote the concentrations on surgical tape, I was not allergic to latex but was allergic to the adhesive on the tape :/
Number #2 is just chilling there like: "Wheres my bump? 👁️👄👁️ "
That does not necessarily mean the person is allergic, it is dependent on their reaction to the positive (histamine) and negative (saline) controls also. They may have dermographia that leads to hives from just getting poked.
Yikes! Reminds me of a friend stationed in Arkansas who was so allergic to everything, the doc said he was allergic to Arkansas.
Hi hear you. I'm allergic to flowers, trees, cleaning supplies, and cat scratches. I have 3 cats and love them dearly.
At least he knows. I have some kind if allergy that my blood shows, I can feel taste and smell (not covid) for almost a year. Sometimes my nose are so stuffed that when I try to swallow my saliva I create a vacuum in my mouth. No one knows what's the trigger. Something "in the air". This sh*t sucks
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Load More Replies... Quick tidbit (from my experience). Allergy testing often has two stages. During the first one they scratch your back with these little things covered in the allergen. It doesn't hurt much, but it will cover your WHOLE back. This is general testing, with food allergies, animals, seasonal factors, etc. Then they do more specific testing of the things you reacted to most in order to gauge the extent of the allergy, and they do this by giving you shots in your arm. That's probably what happened here. I have severe environmental allergies, and I had to get 14 shots. So the fact that this girl had to get 23?? That's not great. To be fair 1 is probably just histamine and 2 is saline, to test baseline, but 21 shot-worthy allergies? Yikes.
Seems like all those are too close together to get an accurate result. I thought that's is why they did this on people's backs in the past...
If they did, the negative control would give a reaction.
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Secondly, make sure you catch yourself drifting into negativity. At this moment, you may want to go for a walk, do other things that make you happy, and listen to your favorite song. In this way, newly established patterns will not let you fixate on negative emotions.
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In a previous interview with Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), we found out that psychological resilience is also key in dealing with negativity.
“Although there has been a debate whether resilience, mental and emotional, is innate or something that can be developed, for me, it’s an innate condition that all humans have but needs to be developed and modeled well for it to come to the surface," she explained.
“All humans are wired for survival, so resilience must be an innate trait for everyone for this to happen, but if it’s never developed, then it may not come out as a trait for someone."
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She added that humor can help us reframe problems that we would otherwise interpret as "overwhelming and damaging." Not only that. Toxavidi told Bored Panda that humor can loosen you up, energize your thinking, help you take hardships less seriously, and manage disappointment better.
"Another important key to resilience is to be part of a community and have external support from family, friends and others. As humans, we’re social animals so without having a strong sense of belonging, we cannot thrive or be resilient," she concluded.
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Apparently, Single-Use Chopsticks Can Break Metal
Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On
Somebody Forgot To Close The Door Of Their Truck Last Night
Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread
Just don't tell anybody and call it cinnamon secret sour dough bread.
Wanted To Save Money By Repairing The Microwave Myself It Slipped My Hands While Unmounting It And Broke The Glass Top
Got Eloped This Weekend Then Went Out To A Fancy Restaurant To Celebrate. We Asked Our Waiter To Take A Picture Of Us And This Was The Only One He Got
Wife Attempted To Organize/Clean Out The Bathroom Closet. She Put One Of The Baskets Too Close To The Edge
Great Start To My Day. Enjoy
Too Much Pain
Obviously Scatterbrained Today, I Put A Laundry Detergent Pod In The Dishwasher
This happened when my dad put in too much CLR. we now call our dishwasher Claire Lorraine (last name to be decided).
I Spilled Boiling Ramen On My Hand, I Tried To Fight The Pain And Hold Onto The Bowl, I Lost That Fight. It Was My Last Packet. Burnt Hand, Broken Bowl, No Ramen For Lunch
Ouch! I made packaged pho for lunch once, I warmed up the water for two minutes, and after that, I put a towel on my hand. Damn that stupid towel. Didn't do it's job so I burned my finger bad.
What Could Go Wrong With Having A Bird Advisor
I Ordered A Happy Sad Octopus, Both Sides Came Sad
The Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool
One of my favorite knives came from a discount/salvage store for $1. I have used it for over 10 years and everyone that uses it threatens to steal it. If someone broke it or used in inappropriately the fight would be on... even though I own some other VERY expensive knives.
Oof
Why throw them out? That is wasteful, sell them, give them away, donate them or recycle them.
My Brother Left His Phone On My Mom's Car. This Is The Result After He Found It On The Freeway The Next Day
Accidentally Texting Your Religious Aunt Instead Of Your Boyfriend
I tried to text my dad about being hungry, mispelled it as hongry, & autocorrect thought I meant horny...
Dammit
oh boy, that happened to me too. was able to remove the part that stuck with a tiny little saw. but then we realized my spare key wasn't programmed to start the car 🙈
Been Saving For A 4k TV For Months. Finally Could Afford One Today. Turned It On
I Ordered A Sandwich On Uber Eats And Got This, Suck For The Person That Ordered This
I was delivered a large order from Uber but there was no name of the restaurant that it came from anywhere or even a receipt to advise them of their mistake. Ended up giving to a friend that was struggling.
I’m A UPS Driver. This Was How My Truck Looked On The First Stop Of The Day. It’s Not Even Our Peak Season Yet
All I Wanted Was A Glass Of Wine After A Hard Day. Now I Have To Clean What Looks Like A Murder Scene
Really Wanted Pizza, Fell Asleep
I Forgot To Take The Old Coffee Pod Out Of The Coffee Maker Before Making Cup Noodles
Breaking News: Local Idiot Spills Spaghetti On Her Bed
You're not an idiot, i've had honey and melted chocolate on mine ;w;
My Sister Was Putting On Her Make Up In Front Of A Window And The Mirror She Was Using Burnt S Hole In Her Screen
The sticker residue is also a bit annoying. Do not leave reflective and glass surfaces near windows with lots of sunlight!
Opened Up A New Package Of Butter While Making Dinner And All Of Them Had Mold
Perks Of Having Red Hair: Free Cancer
I Fell, Cup Stuck The Landing But Broke Underneath
I spilled an entire cup of yummy coffee the other day just by setting it down on the wrong spot of the table. So sad.
Ran Out Of Gas On A Highway. A Fine Lad Stopped And Gave My An Empty Canister. There Is No Gas Stop In Sight. It's Gonna Be A Long Day
My Cooked Just Done Ready To Eat Macaroni
My Candle Had An Accident On My New Carpet
"I Almost Burnt My House"
I downvoted your comment... it's just getting worst MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA (Just kidding, upvoted)
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Love and sympathies to all of you!! This post has made my day/week/month. Maybe even the whole of 2021. Laugh out loud funny and helps bring some perspective to a miserable 18 months, courtesy of Covid! Thank you!!
None of them posted these here. They're months and sometimes years old ripped off from posts on Reddit mostly. So none of them are going to see your comment.
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I ordered my new smartphone.. after a week , the day they should deliver it , I received an email, the phone was out of stock .. I receive a refund, order it from Amazon.. another week of wait.. yesterday the courier rang the door bell and shout "I leave here your parcel!!!" And run away..I couldn't check the box with his presence and say something. The box is smashed..the phone screen is in thousand pieces! I closed the box and sent back at postal office within 30 minutes.. i don't know if it's my destiny saying "don't buy this model!change!"
Sad about others misfortunes but it gave me something to do in work.
Next time you have a s****y day go through this post and you won't feel so bad anymore. A lot of this I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
a guy i knew in my choir class got his first phone when he turned 17 on his birthday, he saw the case and tried to open it too fast..... it got thrown outta the box and broke too bad for him to use it before it was even used
and i thought the smoke alarms going off at 10:50 PM for no reason (no fire, these don't check for carbon monoxide, the battery was fine...) was bad. also smoke alarms don't work well. it woke me up, but my first reaction wasn't "we're on fire", it was "what is that dreadful noise... who cares i'm going back to sleep" and it didn't even wake my mother somehow. my alarm clock does better, it went off and i thought the house was on fire.
Yesterday spilled an entire paint gallon donated to a project I am working on as I was loading it in my car... all over all my tools trunk parking lot pretty dress my whole life. Also got judged by the mean girls version of a nine year old student... I felt every one of these post so hard
I downvoted your comment... it's just getting worst MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA (Just kidding, upvoted)
Load More Replies... Love and sympathies to all of you!! This post has made my day/week/month. Maybe even the whole of 2021. Laugh out loud funny and helps bring some perspective to a miserable 18 months, courtesy of Covid! Thank you!!
None of them posted these here. They're months and sometimes years old ripped off from posts on Reddit mostly. So none of them are going to see your comment.
Load More Replies... I ordered my new smartphone.. after a week , the day they should deliver it , I received an email, the phone was out of stock .. I receive a refund, order it from Amazon.. another week of wait.. yesterday the courier rang the door bell and shout "I leave here your parcel!!!" And run away..I couldn't check the box with his presence and say something. The box is smashed..the phone screen is in thousand pieces! I closed the box and sent back at postal office within 30 minutes.. i don't know if it's my destiny saying "don't buy this model!change!"
Sad about others misfortunes but it gave me something to do in work.
Next time you have a s****y day go through this post and you won't feel so bad anymore. A lot of this I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
a guy i knew in my choir class got his first phone when he turned 17 on his birthday, he saw the case and tried to open it too fast..... it got thrown outta the box and broke too bad for him to use it before it was even used
and i thought the smoke alarms going off at 10:50 PM for no reason (no fire, these don't check for carbon monoxide, the battery was fine...) was bad. also smoke alarms don't work well. it woke me up, but my first reaction wasn't "we're on fire", it was "what is that dreadful noise... who cares i'm going back to sleep" and it didn't even wake my mother somehow. my alarm clock does better, it went off and i thought the house was on fire.
Yesterday spilled an entire paint gallon donated to a project I am working on as I was loading it in my car... all over all my tools trunk parking lot pretty dress my whole life. Also got judged by the mean girls version of a nine year old student... I felt every one of these post so hard
