“Extra Coffin Olive Oil”: 50 Times Autocorrect Had A Mind Of Its Own (New Pics)

Autocorrect is simultaneously one of humanity's greatest technological achievements and the reason your boss thinks you're having a "ducking" breakdown. This feature, which lives rent-free in every smartphone and has ruined more text conversations than we can count, operates on a fascinating combination of algorithms, probability, and what can only be described as a deep-seated desire to embarrass you at the worst possible moment.

The technology behind autocorrect relies primarily on something called natural language processing and predictive text algorithms. Essentially, your phone maintains a massive database of words and analyzes patterns in language to guess what you're trying to type. It looks at the letters you've hit, calculates the probability of what word you intended based on common usage and context, and makes its best guess.

When you type "helo," it recognizes that "hello" is vastly more common and helpfully corrects your spelling. This works brilliantly until you're trying to type a friend's name, a technical term, or literally anything that isn't in its dictionary, at which point autocorrect becomes your worst enemy.

The system uses what researchers call a "noisy channel model," which assumes that humans are essentially terrible typists who constantly make mistakes. It's not wrong, but it's also not particularly flattering. The algorithm considers factors like which keys are close together on the keyboard, common spelling errors, and the frequency of word usage in the language. This is why "teh" always becomes "the" but your attempt to type "ducking" becomes something much more profane, because let's be honest, people use that other word significantly more often in text messages.