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Verena Heisenberg • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Never heard of "Flotte Biene"? :-P

Verena Heisenberg • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

Guy Reminds Everyone Of The 37 Dumbest Things Trump Did In The Last 4 Years That We Totally Forgot About

144million to play golf? I'm guessing because of security and everything, but would that security not be employed regardless of what he is doing?

Guy Reminds Everyone Of The 37 Dumbest Things Trump Did In The Last 4 Years That We Totally Forgot About

He actually committed a crime by altering the weather chart. "It is a violation of federal law to falsify a National Weather Service forecast and pass it off as official" US Code 2074: False weather reports: "Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both."

Guy Reminds Everyone Of The 37 Dumbest Things Trump Did In The Last 4 Years That We Totally Forgot About

144million to play golf? I'm guessing because of security and everything, but would that security not be employed regardless of what he is doing?

Guy Reminds Everyone Of The 37 Dumbest Things Trump Did In The Last 4 Years That We Totally Forgot About

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Unneccessary plastic

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Verena Heisenberg • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Good Job Using The Computer My Dude

Hammering His Own

Good Job Using The Computer My Dude

Hammering His Own

Don't **** Your Dog In This Park

I’m Pretty Sure That’s Not How You’re Supposed To Hold A Scythe

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Verena Heisenberg • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 Times People Greeted Christmas With A Sense Of Humor

Cats generally dislike the smell of citrus fruit, this is how I kept my cat away from the stove etc for 15 years 😂😂

Verena Heisenberg • upvoted 24 items 1 month ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Got it, and thanks for being nice about it. I totally thought people were going to criticize me for asking a stupid question ^^

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

The drink, of course, because its powdered and white.

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

this pic should do it

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

*Some pets and all children must be kept on a leash.

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Shhh you're not supposed to talk about him, they'll know and they will come for you...

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

IT OBVIOUSLY SAYS HO. FUC.K CENSORSHIP

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

And no one is going to say anything about the invisible man standing there?

Snow Clinging On To The Branches Of A Tree, Finland

Coffee Menu

Am I In The Right Place?

Nice Old Lady

You’re Obsessing About This!

[ Interesting Title ]

Found Locally... Can Relate

I'm A Woodturner & Found A Lovely Bowl In A Vintage Store, Made By The Guy Who Inspired Me As A Kid

My Mom Found A Baby Owl On The Porch Behind The Firewood

We Went To The Beach To Find Shark Teeth, So When My Daughter Yelled "I Found Teeth!" This Was The Last Thing I Was Expecting

30 Of The Best Company Replies To Twitter's "Describe 2020 In One Word" Challenge

Ok 😥 Shame on me! But, I have to tell you that English is not my native language and all I know I learned from TV and Internet. Also, I know the difference between to and too, but this time I just didn't think

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

he might not look like that, but pedos take photos from literally everywhere nowadays, if only to photoshop them. Unfortunately, she is right to not put the kid's photo out there :/

Russia’s Coldest City Gets Two Months Worth Of Snow In Just 5 Days And Their Photos Look Surreal (30 Pics)

Calling someone an idiot doesn’t make you smart. Being intelligent makes you smart; I would know.

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Verena Heisenberg • commented on a post 1 month ago

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Grogu <3

Verena Heisenberg • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

39 Times People Clearly Didn't Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

yeah, that's preeettyy wild :'D

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Dads On Twitter

the opposite of thirsty / durstig is "sitt" ;-))

Verena Heisenberg • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

39 Times People Clearly Didn't Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

The math is not strong with this one....

39 Times People Clearly Didn't Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

I suspect this is meant to be humorous...

39 Times People Clearly Didn't Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

The math is not strong with this one....

39 Times People Clearly Didn't Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

I suspect this is meant to be humorous...

Not Age Appropriate

So Close

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Verena Heisenberg • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Never heard of "Flotte Biene"? :-P

Verena Heisenberg • commented on a post 1 month ago

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Grogu <3

Verena Heisenberg • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

39 Times People Clearly Didn't Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

yeah, that's preeettyy wild :'D

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Dads On Twitter

the opposite of thirsty / durstig is "sitt" ;-))

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Dads On Twitter

trotzphase = defiant phase

Verena Heisenberg • commented on 9 posts 3 months ago

Supermarket Workers Reveal 40 Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do

so true!!

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Love for my german fellow right here :-D

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

I always stumble over "dough" and "enough".. HOW in the world can these two words sound SO dramatic different (the ending of course!). freaks me out! :-P

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

sobbing!!! <3

Expectations Vs. Reality: 30 Of The Worst Cake Fails Ever Submitted On This Online Group

yeah sure.. but "could've been worse" just can't be the answer when designing a WEDDING CAKE! Just imagine this would be for your wedding?! :''-(

32 Times Students Didn't Proofread Their Work And Left In The Funniest Mistakes

definitely! :D

I Used An App To Change The Ethnicity Of These 17 Celebrities

good lord! what did they do to the asian version's forehead?? :''-D

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

first time ever I see someone else on here called Verena! Where are you from? :-)

32 Times Students Didn't Proofread Their Work And Left In The Funniest Mistakes

hahah so good! just imagine the teacher reading this :'''-D

Verena Heisenberg • commented on 6 posts 4 months ago

'Catspotting' Is A Facebook Group Where People Share The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Cats (40 Pics)

what a beautiful shade of red <3

'Catspotting' Is A Facebook Group Where People Share The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Cats (40 Pics)

such a cutie! <3

'Catspotting' Is A Facebook Group Where People Share The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Cats (40 Pics)

what a beautiful lady!

'Catspotting' Is A Facebook Group Where People Share The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Cats (40 Pics)

the gras is always greener on the other side (in the other garden) ;-))

13 Popular Brand Names You Are Probably Pronouncing Wrong

no, not always!

13 Popular Brand Names You Are Probably Pronouncing Wrong

both wrong... it is german and just adi-das

Verena Heisenberg • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

Guy Reminds Everyone Of The 37 Dumbest Things Trump Did In The Last 4 Years That We Totally Forgot About

144million to play golf? I'm guessing because of security and everything, but would that security not be employed regardless of what he is doing?

Guy Reminds Everyone Of The 37 Dumbest Things Trump Did In The Last 4 Years That We Totally Forgot About

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn’t Know Existed (New Pics)

Unneccessary plastic

Good Job Using The Computer My Dude

Hammering His Own

Don't **** Your Dog In This Park

I’m Pretty Sure That’s Not How You’re Supposed To Hold A Scythe

Verena Heisenberg • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 Times People Greeted Christmas With A Sense Of Humor

Cats generally dislike the smell of citrus fruit, this is how I kept my cat away from the stove etc for 15 years 😂😂

Verena Heisenberg • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

Don't want to be the person to do this but "Einstein" not "instine"

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

Hit by lightning?

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

Sméagol is that you

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Got it, and thanks for being nice about it. I totally thought people were going to criticize me for asking a stupid question ^^

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

The drink, of course, because its powdered and white.

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

this pic should do it

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

*Some pets and all children must be kept on a leash.

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Shhh you're not supposed to talk about him, they'll know and they will come for you...

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

IT OBVIOUSLY SAYS HO. FUC.K CENSORSHIP

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

And no one is going to say anything about the invisible man standing there?

Snow Clinging On To The Branches Of A Tree, Finland

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