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phil blanque • commented on 34 posts 1 year ago

This Guy Creates A 'Paperwork Bomb' And Sends It To His Wife's Divorce Lawyers After She Tries To Go After His Business

Yeah, ok....this guy wants to be jerk in the divorce. Why? Just get through it. Why be a jerk? I bet he was a jerk in the marriage!!! Good to her!!!! Good thing they are parted.

After Seeing This Map With The Actual Size Of Every Country, You'll Never Look At The World The Same

Dummys, dummys, dummys. How do you take a sphere and project it on a plane?......With imperfections. Various projections are used for different purposes...it is not a plot idiots It is geography morons!!!!!

This Guy Creates A 'Paperwork Bomb' And Sends It To His Wife's Divorce Lawyers After She Tries To Go After His Business

Yeah, ok....this guy wants to be jerk in the divorce. Why? Just get through it. Why be a jerk? I bet he was a jerk in the marriage!!! Good to her!!!! Good thing they are parted.

After Seeing This Map With The Actual Size Of Every Country, You'll Never Look At The World The Same

I Am A Paper Artist And I Make Realistic Animals And Insects From Paper (24 Pics)

Clever

My 30 Honest Logos That Show The Truth About Famous Companies

Ha! Ha! Iknow Ha! Ha! I know NONE of these sites!!! I am FREEEEEEEE!!!!

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Well, I guess it is still honest.

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

It takes great skill to drive from the back seat!

21 Responses To PETA's Controversial 'Breastfeeding Cow' Illustration

Sad...our world is filled with idiots who do not measure their impact on the rest of the world. Idiots, only thinking of their own convenience. In general, dairy cows are treated like factory produce...inhumanely. hurtful and cruel. Laugh all you want while you turn your backs on cruel, inhumane, treatment..Laugh!

Tired Of Seeing Prejudice Against Plus-Sized Women This Artist Turned Them Into Art

Yeah....well, he has still slimmed most of them down. By making the heads bigger, the bodies look smaller. And the faces and heads are all prettified...as bad as Photoshop. Nope.

Beekeepers Sick Of Vegan Diet Hypocrisy Shut Them Down With Facts

How sad that some people feel the need to criticize others for what they choose to eat and why. Nobody needs to justify their food preferences to anyone else. Grow up and mind your own frickin' business!!!

50 Everyday Scams That You Probably Don't Even Notice

Yeah, but you are forgetting about the free tiny bag of pretzels!!!

911 Operator Shares The 14 Craziest Experiences She Had While Working

"ghetto people" ?????????

911 Operator Shares The 14 Craziest Experiences She Had While Working

Hmmm...they left the firehouse completely unattended? No smoke alarms? Seems rather strange.

These 30 Ways To Die From Electrocution From A 1931 Book Shows How Much The World Has Changed

Great illustrations...and good simple advice in a world where electricity in the home was new, circuits were not grounded, and exterior wires were not insulated. Outstanding post!!

People Are Posting Examples Of How Media Can Manipulate The Truth (12 Pics)

This is a HORRIBLE post! These are just photos...not the "media". Where were they published and by whom? They are completely unattributed with no context. In five minutes I could grab unpublished, unattributed photos off the web, crop them two different ways, and post them. Does that make me the "media"? Disgusting and irresponsible!!! A cheap way to generate hits by baiting people's distrust.

These 43 Things Prove That Common Sense Is Not Always Common

In general, staff are not permitted to comment/criticize this...it is up to customers behind the offenders.

These 43 Things Prove That Common Sense Is Not Always Common

It is hard to understand how homosapiens "climbed" to the top of the food chain only to become the laziest species in the world!

These 43 Things Prove That Common Sense Is Not Always Common

"Hey. I just want a water!" Bartender: "No worries, our restroom has a sink."

Racist Woman Blocks Black Man From Entering His Own Luxury Apartment, Gets The Lesson Of A Lifetime

OOPPS...If SHE were afraid, she would have gone to her own apartment. Bad keyboard!!!

Racist Woman Blocks Black Man From Entering His Own Luxury Apartment, Gets The Lesson Of A Lifetime

Racism, pure and simple. If he was afraid, shoe would have run to her apartment and locked the door, called the police. She was not afraid...she followed him in the corridor...ALONE!! RACIST, RACIST!!!! SO GLAD she was outed!!!

There's A New Halloween Comic About Brutus & Pixie That Will Instantly Make Your Day

Waaaay too predictable....Waaay too sappy...Waaaaay too corny.....BUT we need MORE!!!!!

Guy Notices That Something Doesn’t Add Up In Banksy Shredding, Explains Why It Was FAKE

Hah!.....This is great all around! It is a great trick on so many levels. Yes the shredding is a trick...see how the shredded "painting" is curled, like on a roll. BUT it is still worth the price, especially after all the media attention. BRILLIANT. Also, the intact painting is still in the frame!!!

71 Times Things Matched Their Surroundings Too Well

I am sure there was assistance in the photo...still good, though!

71 Times Things Matched Their Surroundings Too Well

Well...Owls do not really have predators...they do not need camouflage for protection. And their prey have no idea what is coming. Do you think a mouse is looking up in a tree thinking: "It looks ok to me".? Nope!!!

71 Times Things Matched Their Surroundings Too Well

Oh you mean the colors?...I mean the emotion!!!......Yeah.

I Created Comics About Being A Garbage Mom For This Year's Inktober

You're...........TIRESOME oH MY god...I feel bad for you if this is your life....my blessings to you...my time with my young child was soooooo sweet. I wish you strength!

I Created Comics About Being A Garbage Mom For This Year's Inktober

EVERY house needs two bathrooms...even if only one person lives there!

Mom Illustrates How A 2-Year-Old Can Hurt You And It's Too Painful

I got my clothes back from the cleaners and printed on the bag it said: "To avoid death by suffocation, keep away from small children." So I have kept away from small children and I am still alive! I had no idea they were so dangerous!!!

My Sculptures Of Famous Characters On Hay Bales Will Put You In A Halloween Mood

Environment-conscious artists always have to consider their materials. Many media are toxic, like enamel spray paint...it sprays toxins in the air and makes everything it coats toxic. I wish this artist had picked a different medium, particularly for a "nature" center. This sends the wrong message. The artist has talent, but poor judgement...she needs to review a little Andy Goldsworthy for better inspiration. We just completed a fall event at our local nature center. Kids made fairy houses from all natural materials. They loved it, and no toxic materials were used at all!

I Challenged Myself To Paint 12 Cats In Different Art Styles

Excellent post and wonderful art exercise!!!

118 Of The Most Unbelievably Smart Things Animals Have Done That Surprised People

Animals have physical and cognitive abilities we still do not understand. My daughter played a game and asked what superpower we would like to have. I said I would like my animal abilities back. Great! Now I can smell urine in a doorway two miles away!

Mom Illustrates How A 2-Year-Old Can Hurt You And It's Too Painful

Well...inattentive parents as far as some instances. Just PAY ATTENTION...BE PATIENT!!! There have only been about 10 billion human parents before you...and you are unique? And how wimpy are you with a child who weighs 26 pounds? Seriously....and the drawings...well, keep your day job.

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phil blanque • upvoted 6 items 1 year ago

Needle and Thread

Inspired By Nature, I Upcycle Faux Fur Fabric By Sewing It Into Realistic-Looking Animals

Funny, Optical Illusions

30 Times People Experienced Pareidolia In The Most Unexpected Places

Needle and Thread

Inspired By Nature, I Upcycle Faux Fur Fabric By Sewing It Into Realistic-Looking Animals

Funny, Optical Illusions

30 Times People Experienced Pareidolia In The Most Unexpected Places

These 30 Ways To Die From Electrocution From A 1931 Book Shows How Much The World Has Changed

Comics

There's A New Halloween Comic About Brutus & Pixie That Will Instantly Make Your Day

Mom Illustrates How A 2-Year-Old Can Hurt You And It's Too Painful

Man Shares A Rude Note A Deaf Broke Man Left After He Gave Him Food

In major cities in the US homeless people are conned into signing over their Social Security payments or disability payments to landlords who offer them shabby apartments in poor neighborhoods. Then these landlords require their tenants to go out to major intersections and beg for money, not Kind bars...or they will be kicked out of their rooms and without their income. Deep evil behind these things....DEEP EVIL!

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phil blanque • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

This Guy Creates A 'Paperwork Bomb' And Sends It To His Wife's Divorce Lawyers After She Tries To Go After His Business

Yeah, ok....this guy wants to be jerk in the divorce. Why? Just get through it. Why be a jerk? I bet he was a jerk in the marriage!!! Good to her!!!! Good thing they are parted.

After Seeing This Map With The Actual Size Of Every Country, You'll Never Look At The World The Same

Angry Hotel Owner's Response Refusing Influencer Free Accommodation Goes Viral

My 41 Photos That Capture The World From The Air

Boring, boring, boring...........just stop, please stop.......BORING. BORING!!!!!

I Am A Paper Artist And I Make Realistic Animals And Insects From Paper (24 Pics)

Clever

My 30 Honest Logos That Show The Truth About Famous Companies

Ha! Ha! Iknow Ha! Ha! I know NONE of these sites!!! I am FREEEEEEEE!!!!

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Well, I guess it is still honest.

45 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

It takes great skill to drive from the back seat!

21 Responses To PETA's Controversial 'Breastfeeding Cow' Illustration

Tired Of Seeing Prejudice Against Plus-Sized Women This Artist Turned Them Into Art

Yeah....well, he has still slimmed most of them down. By making the heads bigger, the bodies look smaller. And the faces and heads are all prettified...as bad as Photoshop. Nope.

Beekeepers Sick Of Vegan Diet Hypocrisy Shut Them Down With Facts

50 Everyday Scams That You Probably Don't Even Notice

Yeah, but you are forgetting about the free tiny bag of pretzels!!!

911 Operator Shares The 14 Craziest Experiences She Had While Working

"ghetto people" ?????????

911 Operator Shares The 14 Craziest Experiences She Had While Working

Hmmm...they left the firehouse completely unattended? No smoke alarms? Seems rather strange.

These 30 Ways To Die From Electrocution From A 1931 Book Shows How Much The World Has Changed

Great illustrations...and good simple advice in a world where electricity in the home was new, circuits were not grounded, and exterior wires were not insulated. Outstanding post!!

People Are Posting Examples Of How Media Can Manipulate The Truth (12 Pics)

These 43 Things Prove That Common Sense Is Not Always Common

In general, staff are not permitted to comment/criticize this...it is up to customers behind the offenders.

These 43 Things Prove That Common Sense Is Not Always Common

It is hard to understand how homosapiens "climbed" to the top of the food chain only to become the laziest species in the world!

These 43 Things Prove That Common Sense Is Not Always Common

"Hey. I just want a water!" Bartender: "No worries, our restroom has a sink."

phil blanque • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Needle and Thread

Inspired By Nature, I Upcycle Faux Fur Fabric By Sewing It Into Realistic-Looking Animals

Funny, Optical Illusions

30 Times People Experienced Pareidolia In The Most Unexpected Places

These 30 Ways To Die From Electrocution From A 1931 Book Shows How Much The World Has Changed

Comics

There's A New Halloween Comic About Brutus & Pixie That Will Instantly Make Your Day

Mom Illustrates How A 2-Year-Old Can Hurt You And It's Too Painful

Man Shares A Rude Note A Deaf Broke Man Left After He Gave Him Food

In large cities in the US homeless people are conned into having a room in a shabby apartment in return for signing over all their Social Security and disability payments to the landlords. Then they are required to go out to freeway interchanges to ask for money....MONEY...that they must give to their "benevolent" landlords. These poor people are caught in a trap of deeply evil people.

Photography

71 Times Things Matched Their Surroundings Too Well

Funny, Parenting

Girl Dresses Up In Green For School Picture Day And The Results Make Mom Laugh Hysterically

This Dad Asked His Daughter To Explain Why She Told Teachers He Grew Weed, And It’s Hard Not To Laugh

Hmmmm....weedS......weedSSSSSS...kids learn plurals early!!! Too contrived for me.

Social Issues

The Way This Mom Got Back Her Stolen Bike From The Thief After Police Refused To Help Is Brilliant

Woman Receives An Old Box From Her Mother With Her Childhood Things, Finds The Most Embarrassing One

Hmmm. This woman can recall in great detail an embarrassing moment that happened to her when she was five, but people don't think Dr. Ford is correctly remembering a traumatic attack that happened when she was in high school?

My-Teacher-Weird-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

Social Issues

Racist Woman Attacks Two People For Speaking Spanish In Grocery Store, Gets What She Deserves

This Company Creates Spaceship-Inspired Cat Beds And It Costs $97

58 Gravity Defying Things That Made People Look Twice

Animals

Dog Meets Her "Twin" On The Way To The Market, Convinces Its Owners To Adopt Him Immediately

Guy Says That Native Americans Would Be 'Starving To Death' If They Weren't Colonized, Regrets It Immediately

The initial post makes it sound like invasive colonialism and genocide was a benevolent act, as if the colonists and native people got together with their attorneys and worked out the details. Colonists: "We are seeking a mutually beneficial agreement. We propose to murder most of your current population, drive out and impoverish the remaining survivors for centuries, in return for giving the few surviving descendants some technology in a couple of hundred years they would not otherwise have...built with funding and materials we expect to steal from other indigenous cultures we intend to murder and displace. Sound good?" Indigenous people: "Wow, great...Wait!...you mean TV and Iphones, right? Great, where do we sign?"

Comics, Illustration

These Hilariously Adorable Comics About Brutus And Pixie Will Instantly Make Your Day

I Looked Down To Find My Shoes Matched The Rug

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