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phil blanque • upvoted an item 2 days ago

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Astronomer here! I very strongly suspect there is life beyond Earth in the universe, and there’s a good chance it exists elsewhere even in our solar system. I can’t prove it however, but would be astounded if it wasn’t the case- life is just a chemical process when you get down to it, so why would that process be so unique as to happen only once when we see all the ones we can measure repeat all over? I also suspect though it will be nowhere near as exciting as most people think it will be, due to Hollywood films. Rather, it will be like finding water on Mars- speculating it’s there, finding the first evidence that it may have existed at one point, and after a ton of intermediate steps concluding there is definitely water on Mars. First we will probably find a chemical signature from an exoplanet that may be from life or have another explanation, then something more solid, and then with all the steps on the way after years a conclusion that life exists elsewhere in the universe. Not very Hollywood, but very in line with how science works!

phil blanque • commented on 13 posts 2 days ago

People From Different Professions Are Sharing 30 Things That The General Public Has No Clue About

Wait...let me correct this. "Yes, you could have started this yourself. No, you could not have finished it yourself."

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

I could see this happening...wonderful.

People From Different Professions Are Sharing 30 Things That The General Public Has No Clue About

Wait...let me correct this. "Yes, you could have started this yourself. No, you could not have finished it yourself."

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

I could see this happening...wonderful.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Ha ha....good one....a red light doing its job.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

We can believe what we choose, but any research into ancient cultures shows they were far more sophisticated than people, in general, might think. This is no conspiracy...it just takes some research.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

You have to understand that the "heads" of most government agencies, state and federal, are basically politicians. Few know little, if anything, about the actual functioning of the agency. Yes, other people are actually running things...not because they are clandestine, but because it is just their job to do the business of the agency.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

I have noticed something like this. In many cities there are large numbers of people who get on public transportation and stand so close to complete strangers for awhile, and then they leave. What is up with that?

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

The government? The "government" is the federal courts system, the legislatures, administration of Medicare and Medicaid, the IRS, the National Parks, the EPA, etc..Yes, there are a few thousand scientists funded by the federal government who know a whole lot more about the universe than they share with the general public...not because it is secret, but because the general public does not care and, God knows, they could not understand.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

These are such horrible stories. I am saddened so many people had to share their living space at all, probably due to outrageous rent costs in so many cities. But I am also incredulous that there are so many people who are acting like demented feral rodents

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

The wrong animal was put down.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

I think you misunderstood. What he probably said was: "That's how we do it...insane."

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

Well, he is not a dog...so that may explain a lot.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

Sociopath...I hope your dog was OK.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

Oh, it sounds like he was miserable from the beginning. Perhaps he can join the witless revocation program.

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phil blanque • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

My dad was a bacteriologist, and meat broth was used with gelatin as the medium for most of their testing of bacteria growth in food, including e coli. Leaving soup on the stove for days is a bad practice. Boiling may help, but only if it is long enough.

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

"Can you multitask?" "Yes, I do it all of the time at work. I do the things I am required to do, while my heart and mind are off doing other things."

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

"Can you multitask?" "Yes, I do it all of the time at work. I do the things I am required to do, while my heart and mind are off doing other things."

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

If an employer believes they own your nonworking time, they embrace slavery. This is why unions were, and are, essential.

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phil blanque • commented on 15 posts 4 days ago

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

Or sleep with a cat. If there is a noise and the cat is asleep, back to dreamland. If the cat is in alert mode, you have to go downstairs and get the raccoon out.

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

Oh yeah...no question about it. You do NOT want to get into: "I can't find my keys. Did you take them out of my purse?" or "Did you put my glasses somewhere when you took them out of my purse?" Nope, you get the purse, wrap it in plastic, and deliver it.

Entitled Woman Doesn't Understand How Private Property Works, Calls Police On Neighbor After She Won't Let Her Kids Play In Her Yard

Four neighborhood children playing unsupervised on a trampoline in your back yard? I hope you have good lawyers.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

These people spend 30 minutes walking around the store with the cart, stand in the check out for 15 minutes with the cart, wheel the cart 100 feet to their car, and then leave the cart in the parking lot 15 feet from the cart corral.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

Well, it eventually worked on Trump.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

"I am so sorry you are lost. Do you need help finding your parents? Do you remember where you live?

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

That is why it is better to seat them outside...along the trough.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

HA! I work at a zoo, and the worst behavior is that of the parents.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

Nothing stands in the way of a military spouse getting their own life.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

There are way more politics about those discussion than empathy and compassion. And, of course, politics has nothing to do with empathy or compassion...just opportunism.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

It seems this comes from some deep insecurities. People in service jobs HAVE to serve you....it is their job, whether you are kind or heinous. When I worked in the service industry as a kid, I had people yelling rude demands at me, like I was not just an employee, but a servant. Fortunately I had a severe hearing impairment, so I would never respond. It is funny how the impairment disappeared after I left the job.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

....And killing them if they do not agree.

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phil blanque • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

This is why it's good to have dogs

There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

This is why it's good to have dogs

There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

Thank You Robert Pritzker

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

This offends me and you should be fired for writing this.

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phil blanque • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

Student Decides To Test If This Flatmate Is Really Copying All Her Looks, Fakes Shaving Her Head As A Trap, Drama Ensues

I am not quite sure who is the more troubled person in this post....the imitator, apparently obsessed with the girl's lifestyle, or the imitated girl who seems to be so overly attentive to the imitations that she plans a way to punish the imitator. What a waste of time and energy. Just move on....who cares? Sad on both counts.

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

So many of these hurtful "pranks" indicate an extremely unhealthy work environment, with people taking out their despair and hatefulness on their colleagues. Management should take this very seriously and remove these people from the workplace. The human capacity for revenge and retribution is unlimited...these behaviors will spread.

Student Decides To Test If This Flatmate Is Really Copying All Her Looks, Fakes Shaving Her Head As A Trap, Drama Ensues

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

30 “Crazy” People Who Were Proven To Be Right All Along

Ahh...again the Catholic church.

30 “Crazy” People Who Were Proven To Be Right All Along

During the early pandemic many people in the US were transmitting the virus through kissing, as well, but it was not a statue, not other people's lips, but some vile part of the then US president. And they continue still.

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phil blanque • commented on 13 posts 2 days ago

People From Different Professions Are Sharing 30 Things That The General Public Has No Clue About

Wait...let me correct this. "Yes, you could have started this yourself. No, you could not have finished it yourself."

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

I could see this happening...wonderful.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Ha ha....good one....a red light doing its job.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

We can believe what we choose, but any research into ancient cultures shows they were far more sophisticated than people, in general, might think. This is no conspiracy...it just takes some research.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

The wrong animal was put down.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

I think you misunderstood. What he probably said was: "That's how we do it...insane."

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

Well, he is not a dog...so that may explain a lot.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

Sociopath...I hope your dog was OK.

This Thread Has People Sharing Stories About Lunatic Roommates, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Nightmarish Ones

Oh, it sounds like he was miserable from the beginning. Perhaps he can join the witless revocation program.

phil blanque • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

"Can you multitask?" "Yes, I do it all of the time at work. I do the things I am required to do, while my heart and mind are off doing other things."

40 Instantly-Relatable Memes About Work That Might Make You Laugh And Cry

If an employer believes they own your nonworking time, they embrace slavery. This is why unions were, and are, essential.

phil blanque • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

He is threatening my dog with sexual assault?

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

What is she talking about? Between 30% and 40% of people born in the United States have failed to integrate into a civilized society.

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

Or sleep with a cat. If there is a noise and the cat is asleep, back to dreamland. If the cat is in alert mode, you have to go downstairs and get the raccoon out.

phil blanque • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

Thank You Robert Pritzker

There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

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Marriage-Tweets

phil blanque • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

Work

phil blanque • upvoted 11 items 4 days ago

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

No You Didn't

I'm Gonna Use This One

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Do You Have One?

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

This is why it's good to have dogs

Marriage-Tweets

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

I don’t think it’s entitled if someone starting a business does this. It’s another thing to assume that everyone can.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

This offends me and you should be fired for writing this.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

That’s what trash cans are for.

People Using The Phrase "It's Just A Child!" To Excuse Their Child's Bad Behavior

People use the phrase "It's just a child!" to excuse their child's s***ty behavior. When the zoo says "Don't tap the glass, it stresses the animal" that means your f**kball child needs to knock it off.

phil blanque • upvoted an item 5 days ago