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Zoo-Animals-During-Quarantine
A lot of the animals have noticed! We compare it to having 300 channels of cable TV to suddenly 10 channels. The apes, cats, and birds probably notice the most and get excited when any of us walk by. We actually have our firm instructions to take a regular walk around our big cat area because one of the snow leopards is sad from the lack of people calling him handsome daily.
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Humans-Are-Weird
crazy-pages said:Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?” Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.” Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?” Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.” Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.” Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.” Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?” Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.” Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.” val-tashoth said: Alien: “You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” Human: “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” Alien: “What, the molten rock?” Human: “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” Alien: “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” Human: “S**t, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”the-grand-author said:Alien: “And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?” Human: “Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.” Alien: “Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?” Human: “… well, actually…” Alien: “… what?” Human: “…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..” Alien: “…” Human: “…” Alien: “…what?” Human: “we sent-” Alien: “no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?” Human: “y-yeah” Alien: “and they didn’t… die?” Human: “Well the first few did” Alien: “PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”arcticfoxbear said:My new favorite Humans are Weird quote Alien: “PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?” aka The History of Russia aka Arctic Exploration aka The History of AlaskaHumans-Are-Weird
crazy-pages said:Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?” Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.” Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?” Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.” Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.” Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.” Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?” Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.” Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.” val-tashoth said: Alien: “You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” Human: “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” Alien: “What, the molten rock?” Human: “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” Alien: “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” Human: “S**t, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”the-grand-author said:Alien: “And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?” Human: “Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.” Alien: “Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?” Human: “… well, actually…” Alien: “… what?” Human: “…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..” Alien: “…” Human: “…” Alien: “…what?” Human: “we sent-” Alien: “no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?” Human: “y-yeah” Alien: “and they didn’t… die?” Human: “Well the first few did” Alien: “PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”arcticfoxbear said:My new favorite Humans are Weird quote Alien: “PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?” aka The History of Russia aka Arctic Exploration aka The History of Alaska
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Zoo-Animals-During-Quarantine
A lot of the animals have noticed! We compare it to having 300 channels of cable TV to suddenly 10 channels. The apes, cats, and birds probably notice the most and get excited when any of us walk by. We actually have our firm instructions to take a regular walk around our big cat area because one of the snow leopards is sad from the lack of people calling him handsome daily.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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