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Emily Softley • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 “Very British Problems”, As Shared By This Twitter Account

Yep, us here in the North West are the same. Make us snap and you'll be in a whole new world of swearing.

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 3 months ago

30 “Very British Problems”, As Shared By This Twitter Account

As a person from North-East England, I can assure you we're not that polite. If we're livid, you're going to get a LOT of swearing.

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Professional Code Words That Have Become Public Knowledge

They missed a brilliant opportunity there. Should have been 'Bob'. Code Bob.

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

I feel the same. He always says "you would do the same if i was the ill one". And i would. But I still feel so guilty that he works 40h a week in a stressful job and some days all i can manage to do is doing the dishes and cooking.

Emily Softley • commented on a post 7 months ago

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

As the disabled person in my relationship, I totally get this. I know logically it isn't my fault, but I feel guilty I can't treat him the way he deserves. He puts everything into looking after our family, and I can't help but think he deserves more.

Emily Softley • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

50 Times People Who Do Not Believe Cross-Stitching To Be A Boring Hobby Made These Incredible Things

I know that feeling. So many patterns - so little time.

50 Times People Who Do Not Believe Cross-Stitching To Be A Boring Hobby Made These Incredible Things

It's really easy to get the hang of. Try a kit to see if you like it, they usually come with instructions. It's the most relaxing hobby I have.

50 Times People Who Do Not Believe Cross-Stitching To Be A Boring Hobby Made These Incredible Things

I know that feeling. So many patterns - so little time.

50 Times People Who Do Not Believe Cross-Stitching To Be A Boring Hobby Made These Incredible Things

It's really easy to get the hang of. Try a kit to see if you like it, they usually come with instructions. It's the most relaxing hobby I have.

35 Spot-On Anti-Memes That Aim To Destroy The Whole Meme Concept

And it would be perfect if it was made with a breville toastie maker. :)

People Are Sharing Wedding Hacks That Anyone Who's Getting Married Should Check Out (25 Pics)

I did the same, just gave them a colour and price range. I wanted them to feel confident in themselves, and not feel like they were forced into something they hated or didn't suit them.

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Emily Softley • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

45 Times People Posted Something So Cringy, It Was Just Sad

There is no such thing as friendzoning. Just romantic interest or no interest.

No-Context-British-Humour

Emily Softley • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Took Screenshots Of The Dumbest Arguments Americans Have Made Against Free Healthcare

I never knew Germany has a constitution - you learn something new every day.

45 Parents Share What Petty And Insignificant Things Their Kids Just Don't Forget

My son was born one day before his sister's second birthday. She's in high school now, and she still brings it up to both me and him regularly. Children never forget, unless it's something you told them to do.

50 Times People Took Screenshots Of The Dumbest Arguments Americans Have Made Against Free Healthcare

I never knew Germany has a constitution - you learn something new every day.

45 Parents Share What Petty And Insignificant Things Their Kids Just Don't Forget

American Who Has Been Living In The UK For The Last 10 Years Shares Things That Are ‘Still Weird As Hell’ (26 Pics)

Yep, you just can't beat the classics like pear drops and barley sugar.

Mom Got 10 GameStop Shares For Son As Lesson About Investing, He Ends Up Earning A Small Fortune

To you obviously not, but to many people yes, it's a small fortune. Especially when that person is a 10 year old.

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

It's never as fun when it's an insane parent. It just adds a new level of crazy. Different situation for me, but the same end result.

Indian Man Gets Tired Of Buying Rice Every Day, Orders A Whole Truck To Their Home, Hilarity Ensues

Brilliantly written and genuinely made me laugh out loud more than once.

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

I think with Lockdown a lot of people will have done this one.

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

He missed Casualty. Every British actor cuts their teeth in that show. Orlando Bloom, Tom Hiddleston and Kate Winslet included.

TV Reporter Gets Diagnosed With Cancer After A Viewer, Who is A Cancer Survivor, Spots A Lump On Her Neck

People like this make putting up with idiots and trolls worthwhile. Feel good stories like this are exactly what we need in 2020.

33 Couples That Failed At Social Distancing And Revealed These "Quarantine Baby" Announcements

Most women 'pop' faster with subsequent babies. I didn't show until 7 months with baby 1, but baby 2 had me showing much faster.

Man Designs An Off-Road "Wheelchair" So That His Wife Can Go Places She Never Imagined, It's Now Up For Mass-Production

I would love one of these. To be able to get out into the hills again and do walking trails is high up on my want list. Regular wheelchairs just aren't friendly to any form of 'off-road'.

40 Photos Of McDonald's From The '80s And '90s To Show How Things Have Changed

We still have these in the UK.

DC Resident Sheltered 80 Protesters Last Night, This Woman Tweeted What Happened Inside His Home

What an amazing man. Totally selfless and the type of hero we need right now.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

Definitely your mother's daughter!

Nickelodeon Shares A Powerful Message In Support Of Black Lives Matter And While Most Praise It, Some Parents Complain

Nick has always been about equality, and this is wonderful to see. As a child, almost all the programming with black families in that I watched was on their channel. The only exception was the fresh Prince. I'm on Nickelodeon's side. They're standing for what is right.

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Emily Softley • upvoted 14 items 2 years ago

"What's The Greatest Movie 'Behind-The-Scenes' Fact You Know?" (40 Answers)

Aha, so thats why the no gravity effects are so damn great in that movie

Parents-Share-Things-Kids-Refuse-To-Forget

"What's The Greatest Movie 'Behind-The-Scenes' Fact You Know?" (40 Answers)

Aha, so thats why the no gravity effects are so damn great in that movie

Parents-Share-Things-Kids-Refuse-To-Forget

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Bless this women’s heart!

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

I'm sure if she did that she would get yelled at or beaten. Not funny.

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

Don't even start. For every guy out there who gets blamed theres at least one woman who isnt believed. I was one and its sucky for everyone. Imagine having had the police attend umpteen times in 5 years, called by neighbours, me denying i was being abused out if fear, him being given 24 hour stay away notices, then during custody arrangements years later being asked if there has ever been violence, saying well yes, I did inform the lawyers of That, and receiving a condescending eyeroll and told there's no record. How can that be when the police attended. How can they say he is "just as valid" when he said I used to "chase him down"(ie on foot)-For the love of god I have spina bifida I can't run i can hardly walk, the bastard used to stomp on my back knowing I could be paralysed, but no, I just get brushed off. Thats just as unfair. At least no one knocked u down beat u tormented you and made u afraid for ur life.

Holocaust Museum Shares 14 Signs Of Fascism In Its Early Stages, People Now See A Connection To The Current State of US Politics

No one's forcing you to be here

Holocaust Museum Shares 14 Signs Of Fascism In Its Early Stages, People Now See A Connection To The Current State of US Politics

No, it wasn't

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

As a British person I have to respect his attempts to save the tea

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Or somewhere on the BBC

Wrong-Texts-Bringing-Chilli

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

33 Couples That Failed At Social Distancing And Revealed These "Quarantine Baby" Announcements

She could be showing so much because third child and she's slender.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

TF is with people's replies here? Lady, you look great and just like your mom!

DC Resident Sheltered 80 Protesters Last Night, This Woman Tweeted What Happened Inside His Home

And, thank God, the home of some very brave people, too.

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Emily Softley • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 “Very British Problems”, As Shared By This Twitter Account

Yep, us here in the North West are the same. Make us snap and you'll be in a whole new world of swearing.

Emily Softley • commented on a post 7 months ago

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

Emily Softley • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

50 Times People Who Do Not Believe Cross-Stitching To Be A Boring Hobby Made These Incredible Things

I know that feeling. So many patterns - so little time.

50 Times People Who Do Not Believe Cross-Stitching To Be A Boring Hobby Made These Incredible Things

It's really easy to get the hang of. Try a kit to see if you like it, they usually come with instructions. It's the most relaxing hobby I have.

35 Spot-On Anti-Memes That Aim To Destroy The Whole Meme Concept

And it would be perfect if it was made with a breville toastie maker. :)

People Are Sharing Wedding Hacks That Anyone Who's Getting Married Should Check Out (25 Pics)

I did the same, just gave them a colour and price range. I wanted them to feel confident in themselves, and not feel like they were forced into something they hated or didn't suit them.

Emily Softley • commented on 14 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Took Screenshots Of The Dumbest Arguments Americans Have Made Against Free Healthcare

I never knew Germany has a constitution - you learn something new every day.

45 Parents Share What Petty And Insignificant Things Their Kids Just Don't Forget

American Who Has Been Living In The UK For The Last 10 Years Shares Things That Are ‘Still Weird As Hell’ (26 Pics)

Yep, you just can't beat the classics like pear drops and barley sugar.

Mom Got 10 GameStop Shares For Son As Lesson About Investing, He Ends Up Earning A Small Fortune

To you obviously not, but to many people yes, it's a small fortune. Especially when that person is a 10 year old.

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

It's never as fun when it's an insane parent. It just adds a new level of crazy. Different situation for me, but the same end result.

Indian Man Gets Tired Of Buying Rice Every Day, Orders A Whole Truck To Their Home, Hilarity Ensues

Brilliantly written and genuinely made me laugh out loud more than once.

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

I think with Lockdown a lot of people will have done this one.

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

He missed Casualty. Every British actor cuts their teeth in that show. Orlando Bloom, Tom Hiddleston and Kate Winslet included.

TV Reporter Gets Diagnosed With Cancer After A Viewer, Who is A Cancer Survivor, Spots A Lump On Her Neck

People like this make putting up with idiots and trolls worthwhile. Feel good stories like this are exactly what we need in 2020.

33 Couples That Failed At Social Distancing And Revealed These "Quarantine Baby" Announcements

Most women 'pop' faster with subsequent babies. I didn't show until 7 months with baby 1, but baby 2 had me showing much faster.

Man Designs An Off-Road "Wheelchair" So That His Wife Can Go Places She Never Imagined, It's Now Up For Mass-Production

I would love one of these. To be able to get out into the hills again and do walking trails is high up on my want list. Regular wheelchairs just aren't friendly to any form of 'off-road'.

40 Photos Of McDonald's From The '80s And '90s To Show How Things Have Changed

We still have these in the UK.

DC Resident Sheltered 80 Protesters Last Night, This Woman Tweeted What Happened Inside His Home

What an amazing man. Totally selfless and the type of hero we need right now.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

Definitely your mother's daughter!

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 3 months ago

30 “Very British Problems”, As Shared By This Twitter Account

As a person from North-East England, I can assure you we're not that polite. If we're livid, you're going to get a LOT of swearing.

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Professional Code Words That Have Become Public Knowledge

They missed a brilliant opportunity there. Should have been 'Bob'. Code Bob.

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

Emily Softley • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

45 Times People Posted Something So Cringy, It Was Just Sad

There is no such thing as friendzoning. Just romantic interest or no interest.

No-Context-British-Humour

Emily Softley • upvoted 14 items 2 years ago

"What's The Greatest Movie 'Behind-The-Scenes' Fact You Know?" (40 Answers)

Aha, so thats why the no gravity effects are so damn great in that movie

Parents-Share-Things-Kids-Refuse-To-Forget

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

Bless this women’s heart!

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

I'm sure if she did that she would get yelled at or beaten. Not funny.

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

Holocaust Museum Shares 14 Signs Of Fascism In Its Early Stages, People Now See A Connection To The Current State of US Politics

No one's forcing you to be here

Holocaust Museum Shares 14 Signs Of Fascism In Its Early Stages, People Now See A Connection To The Current State of US Politics

No, it wasn't

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

As a British person I have to respect his attempts to save the tea

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Or somewhere on the BBC

Wrong-Texts-Bringing-Chilli

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

33 Couples That Failed At Social Distancing And Revealed These "Quarantine Baby" Announcements

She could be showing so much because third child and she's slender.

DC Resident Sheltered 80 Protesters Last Night, This Woman Tweeted What Happened Inside His Home

And, thank God, the home of some very brave people, too.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

TF is with people's replies here? Lady, you look great and just like your mom!

Emily Softley • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Teacher Doesn’t Like This 11-Year-Old Being Thankful For Getting Adopted By Two Dads, So These Three Girls Get Her Fired

As a Christian I still believe homosexuality is a sin. We may be born with that temptation, but to give in to it is the sin. But as a Christian, God never told me to judge people. He told me to love them. I would rather have a world full of happy children living with adopted gay parents, than to have 1 child grow up not knowing what it means to belong to a loving family. People need to learn whats really important, and Christians need to remember WWJD. He'd love this couple for taking care of one of Gods children and showing them the love that we all deserve

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