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Dori Semenov • upvoted an item 1 month ago

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

On those flags it says "Go home Ivan" and "Natasha waits for you". Those are lines from pretty good song wrote to protest the invasion. Funny thing, in their clip the role of Ivan is played by Petr Novotny, who is major of one part of Prague and he is a huge pain in the a*s for Russians for a long time.

Dori Semenov • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

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A bidet attachment for my toilet! Now I feel like a caveman pooping anywhere else. I tell everyone that they need to invest in one, and those who have enjoy it as much as we do.

40 Bits Of Knowledge People Learnt That Feel Almost Illegal To Know, Shared In This Online Group

It's "by accident", not "on accident". I apologise if English is not your primary language, but it is annoying when I see "on accident".

Dori Semenov • upvoted 7 items 5 months ago

50 Brilliantly Funny Birthday Quotes For Your Own Amusement

I can tell you for certain. This is true.

200k People Are Loving This Funny Instagram Page That Shares “Very Finnish Problems” (50 New Pics)

Finn here! Finnish is indeed not related to the Indo-European family of languages, it belongs to the family of Finno-Ugric languages. Therefore the grammar is completely different from most European languages. We actually have borrowed a lot of words from German, Swedish, and Russian due to historical reasons, but their spelling has been adjusted to fit Finnish pronunciation. We also have a layer of ancient words which are based on a language (Proto-Uralic) spoken 7000–2000 BCE. It's especially those words that nobody else gets.

50 Brilliantly Funny Birthday Quotes For Your Own Amusement

I can tell you for certain. This is true.

200k People Are Loving This Funny Instagram Page That Shares “Very Finnish Problems” (50 New Pics)

Funny Birthday Quotes

“Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.” — Jennifer Yane

30 Mistakes Movies Make When Portraying Various Professions, As Shared By Folks In This Online Thread

Or they write 2 years worth of error-free code in 45 seconds despite never having used the system.

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Dori Semenov • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

50 Of The Most Blessed Images From This Online Community To Boost Your Mood

Good shop, sikh it out

50 Of The Most Blessed Images From This Online Community To Boost Your Mood

Hopefully no one is tweeting about this 😃

Dori Semenov • upvoted 8 items 7 months ago

My Friend Went To The Museum And Made Art Of The Selfie

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

Poor kid must be bored to death.

My Friend Went To The Museum And Made Art Of The Selfie

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

Poor kid must be bored to death.

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

Seriously, I could not have come up with such a great name

My Son Decided To Rick Roll The School For Halloween

50 People Who Made 2021 Even Worse With Their Stupidity

Amen Jeff!

Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science

30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account

This is a stupid inclusion. It wasn't a real estate listing; it was the Texas freeze in February 2021, which caused catastrophic damage due to two main reasons: 1. TX houses are not built for such weather (including water pipe insulation) and 2. MOST OF THE STATE WAS DUMPED OFF THE POWER GRID SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FAIL WHICH WAS COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE IF THE TX LEADERSHIP HAD WINTERIZED THE GRID AS THEY WERE TOLD TO DO A FULL TEN YEARS BEFORE BECAUSE EXPERTS KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics Online (New Pics)

What I'm wondering is what exactly those are

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Dori Semenov • commented on a post 7 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

I love her spirit. Carry on, girl.

Dori Semenov • upvoted 13 items 8 months ago

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

Liberals can own guns. They just want some sensible laws about guns.

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

How on earth did they get symbolizes correct but bugger up losing?

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

Liberals can own guns. They just want some sensible laws about guns.

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

How on earth did they get symbolizes correct but bugger up losing?

People Couldn’t Resist Taking Photos Of These 41 Most Ridiculous Car Stickers And Sharing Them In This Online Group

Including the spelling of 'losing".

Photographer Captures People And Their Bedrooms To Show Their Different Ways Of Living (30 New Pics)

I don’t know if BP Peeps know, but being a female, Native American on a reservation in America is literally one of the most deadly places to be. Native women are being abducted at an astonishing rate. Literally thousands of young native women are missing. It is absolutely soul crushing.

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People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

Most over-used, stupid phrase ever. People can be assholes, has nothing to do with size.

People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

As if being religious means something.

30 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

sounds like something a grizzled 1860s prospector would say to someone who was being annoying

People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

to be fair, trashy junkie and religious person aren't mutually exclusive.

50 Times A Comment Was So Good, It Made Its Way Onto The 'Comment Awards' Instagram Account

Never knew that cold hearted people could have so severe burns😂

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30 Disturbing Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

I actually worked on that mission and one of the lead investigators had told me that other than the pilot, copilot and last person in the seating arrangement, all o2 aux systems had been activated. I believe he said the person behind had to do the activation, which implied 5 people were conscious. That investigator also worked Apollo One right out of college and told me that sad story. How did I come by this info, I had worked on the TDRSS fuel and engine systems and when I was watching the launch, I realized immediately it was a pressure-based explosion. So for 3 days I thought I may have caused the problem and was quite distraught. A VP at the company called his good friend, the investigator I mentioned, and they called me to ket me know i had not contributed to the disaster. But I will never forget the impact of that day and how it forever changed how I dealt with setbacks.

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Dori Semenov • commented on 6 posts 8 months ago

These 30 Pandas Shared The Oldest Photo They Have And The Stories Behind Them

beautifully poignant

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

It depends. I am of such small stature, that no matter how cheap the airlines get, I will always fit in, but many men I see can in no way sit in these seats even in the aisles. If his legs can't fit then I don't see an issue with him.

These 30 Pandas Shared The Oldest Photo They Have And The Stories Behind Them

beautifully poignant

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

Someone Asks How People Find The Time To Live If They Work Full-Time, 30 Twitter Users Elaborate

That timeline does not include an unpaid lunch break and a 40 min commute door to door in unrealistic in urban areas.

50 Times A Comment Was So Good, It Made Its Way Onto The 'Comment Awards' Instagram Account

FACTS

30 Disturbing Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

I didnt want to know this

30 Disturbing Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

I see it. I have seen it. I am frightened I will continue to see it.

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Dori Semenov • commented on a post 7 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

I love her spirit. Carry on, girl.

Dori Semenov • commented on 6 posts 8 months ago

These 30 Pandas Shared The Oldest Photo They Have And The Stories Behind Them

beautifully poignant

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

Someone Asks How People Find The Time To Live If They Work Full-Time, 30 Twitter Users Elaborate

That timeline does not include an unpaid lunch break and a 40 min commute door to door in unrealistic in urban areas.

50 Times A Comment Was So Good, It Made Its Way Onto The 'Comment Awards' Instagram Account

FACTS

30 Disturbing Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

I didnt want to know this

30 Disturbing Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

I see it. I have seen it. I am frightened I will continue to see it.

Dori Semenov • commented on 6 posts 9 months ago

40 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Oops. I had split pea soup and it's only Wednesday. Maybe in Sweden, it's already Thursday.

With The Help Of A.I., I Found Out What These Celebrities Would Look Like With No Plastic Surgery (21 Pics)

exactly my thoughts. her eyes are too small in the AI and her jawline is too narrow. Cher would be beautiful, but not like this picture.

40 Eerie Pictures Of Abandoned Places, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

How was that even possible?!? Seems to me, that is the first thing one considers.

40 Eerie Pictures Of Abandoned Places, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

It's early ancestor

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

and the captain didn't say HOW he would "drop" them off

“How Rare Are You?”: Woman Shares Random But Interesting Genetic Facts About Humans And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Ah so now I finally have a word for that annoying thing. I thought I was some weirdo.

Dori Semenov • commented on 7 posts 10 months ago

People Who Have To Enter Other People's Houses As Part Of Their Job Share The Most Disturbing Things They've Seen (30 Answers)

yes and me the same with grape koolaid, even after all these years

Artist Illustrates What It's Like To Live With A Cat (30 New Pics)

my cat literally did this. i laughed at her and she looked so insulted.

People Share 40 Things That Are True, But No One Wants To Hear Them

Thank you for validating my decision not to take the job move to Phoenix. Last time I was there this summer, it was over 110 every day.

People Share 40 Things That Are True, But No One Wants To Hear Them

I scrolled down to see if someone said the same. Karma or religion helps us get through these situations. I don't believe in either and it does make it hard sometimes.

50 Times Architects Really Outdid Themselves And People Celebrated Their Works Online (New Pics)

Even this photo does not do it justice

People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers

same :( poor piggy

People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers

How about my non-native english speaker spouse who thought they were Toilet TREES.

Dori Semenov • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

The HOA In My Friend’s Neighborhood Recently Threatened Her Neighbors With A Fine If They Didn’t Hide Their Trash Cans. This Is Their Solution

Dori Semenov • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

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A bidet attachment for my toilet! Now I feel like a caveman pooping anywhere else. I tell everyone that they need to invest in one, and those who have enjoy it as much as we do.