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Cerise Hood • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

I hate that I understood this, but what would it smell like?

Cerise Hood • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

Might get downvoted, but why do people thinks it's okay to gatekeep fandoms?

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

I am immortal, because I am not dead.

Cerise Hood • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

gas? i light that. gate? i keep that. girl? i boss that.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

What's the name of the book, if you don't mind?

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

gas? i light that. gate? i keep that. girl? i boss that.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

What's the name of the book, if you don't mind?

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

I am currently at the age where a pair of socks or a bag of my favorite chocolate is enough for me.

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

No more purple dinosaur

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Cerise Hood • commented on 8 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

The Sims: Eldritch Horrors Edition

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

It looks like a heart.

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

The Sims: Eldritch Horrors Edition

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

It looks like a heart.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

Did anyone not realize that the baker may have put supports in the cake?

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

The Kardashians are coddled to a point where none of them know how to chop a cucumber.

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

There's two types of people: 1. Those who think, "man that was a s****y experience, don't want others to experience it." 2. I suffered through this, so everyone has to suffer through it.

Guy Is Left Miserable And Single After Leaving Fiancée To Chase After High School Crush

I know it's not the point of the story, but I don't like the tone of the person who asked about dumping a nurse for a bartender. I respect both careers equally. OP is an A-Hole for dumping his fiancee for an old crush.

Woman Throws A Tantrum After Finding Out What Kind Of Meat She Ate, Host Has A Savage Response

The reaction was a tad overdramatic, but I do agree with the sentiment that it should have been mentioned.

30 Stories Of People Getting Back At Their Ex That Prove Revenge Is Best Served Cold

Genuinely asking, what happens if a lawyer doesn't have their robes? If they have on formal wear underneath, can they still represent?

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Cerise Hood • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Just Had To Share Them In This Facebook Group

Should have been "Swiss dreams"

Artist Creates Comics With Unexpected Endings And Here Are 40 Of His Newest Ones

bit weird of a comment, but why were u downvoted so much?

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Just Had To Share Them In This Facebook Group

Should have been "Swiss dreams"

Artist Creates Comics With Unexpected Endings And Here Are 40 Of His Newest Ones

bit weird of a comment, but why were u downvoted so much?

Artist Creates Comics With Unexpected Endings And Here Are 40 Of His Newest Ones

What?

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Cerise Hood • commented on 8 posts 3 weeks ago

This Facebook Group Shares Top-Quality Cat Memes, And Here Are The 50 Best Ones (New Pics)

I stare into the darkness and the darkness stares back

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

If the bathrooms require permission from someone, then OSHA is going to have a field day.

This Facebook Group Shares Top-Quality Cat Memes, And Here Are The 50 Best Ones (New Pics)

I stare into the darkness and the darkness stares back

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

If the bathrooms require permission from someone, then OSHA is going to have a field day.

36 People Share Funny Differences Between Parents And Themselves At The Same Age, Internet Loves It

I have a lot of respect for my mom. One time, my pants and shoes got soaked in the rain and I had an exam in 2 hours. I complained over the phone, and she literally made an hour commute just so I'd be comfortable. I think this thread is more about parental love rather than bragging.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Rose are red, cactuses are prickly, holy s**t that escalated quickly

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Do teachers expect kids to be genius prodigies? If kids are constantly being shamed for not knowing something, then all the joy of learning is absolutely drained from them.

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back

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30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back

Would you like to join my religion?

Faith In Humanity Restored: 50 Pieces Of 'Global Positive News' To Make You Smile (New Pics)

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Cerise Hood • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Person Asked “Show Me The Worst Character Designs You’ve Ever Seen”, And Here Are 39 Of Them

Do people expect all cartoon shows to have correct anatomical proportions?

Cerise Hood • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Woman Says The Bond With Her Cat Was Strengthened After The Cat Sneakily Consumed Her Toe

I think you mean Dogtor

Cerise Hood • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

911 Calls During Which Dispatchers Could Barely Stop Themselves From Laughing (35 Moments)

Here is a collection of dark jokes: https://parade.com/1295709/marynliles/dark-humor-jokes/

"Who I Was When We Met/Married Is No Longer Good Enough For Her": Wife Wants Husband To Glow Up

Most marriage problems can be solved if the couple just talked to each other.

911 Calls During Which Dispatchers Could Barely Stop Themselves From Laughing (35 Moments)

Here is a collection of dark jokes: https://parade.com/1295709/marynliles/dark-humor-jokes/

"Who I Was When We Met/Married Is No Longer Good Enough For Her": Wife Wants Husband To Glow Up

Most marriage problems can be solved if the couple just talked to each other.

"My Partner Released Our Dog On The Side Of The Highway"

Hello! Just letting you know that due to Reddit's rules, the account has been suspended, so there is a low chance of receiving an update soon.

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

My library did this thing for every book you read, you get to put a sticker on a reading map. Anyone who completed the map would be entered into a raffle and also got like a really good set of art supplies as prize.

People Are Sharing Their Favorite Animal Facts That Never Cease To Amaze Them

Okay, don't panic but someone in this room is possessed by an owl.

“How Is The Bride Okay With This?”: 35 Grooms That Deserved To Be Shamed For Their Looks

When I had my high school prom, I took pictures before and after getting ready. Maybe some of the pics are before-and-after as well.

Man Roasts Date After She Brings Her Friend Along Expecting Him To Pay

In my friend group, we have a special code phrase that is a signal to leave.

50 Times Teachers And Professors Acted So Wholesomely, Their Students Just Had To Share The Pics (New Pics)

Of course BP has to censor such a beautiful letter.

43 Times People Said Something So Damn Stupid They Created A Truly Memorable Experience

It's 75

30 Humorous One-Panel Comics By This 76-Year-Old Artist (New Pics)

Reminds me of the guy that tweeted: My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

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Cerise Hood • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 Times Teachers And Professors Acted So Wholesomely, Their Students Just Had To Share The Pics (New Pics)

Every cat owner knows that when your cat meows in response to your question, you accept their answer!

“The Definition Of Petty”: People Applaud This Guy’s Clever Revenge On Cheating Ex

So he decided to potentially ruin his ex' future job chances just for a petty revenge thing? Don't get me wrong, cheaters are absolute s**t, but this isn't any better

Cerise Hood • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is One Modern Trend That You Just Can't Get Behind? (Closed)

Cerise Hood • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Modern Trend That You Just Can't Get Behind? (Closed)

Cerise Hood • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

30 Of The Most Embarrassing High School Memories, As Shared By Our Community

Cerise Hood • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

I hate that I understood this, but what would it smell like?

Cerise Hood • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

Might get downvoted, but why do people thinks it's okay to gatekeep fandoms?

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

I am immortal, because I am not dead.

Cerise Hood • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

gas? i light that. gate? i keep that. girl? i boss that.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

What's the name of the book, if you don't mind?

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

I am currently at the age where a pair of socks or a bag of my favorite chocolate is enough for me.

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

No more purple dinosaur

Cerise Hood • commented on 8 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

The Sims: Eldritch Horrors Edition

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

It looks like a heart.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

Did anyone not realize that the baker may have put supports in the cake?

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

The Kardashians are coddled to a point where none of them know how to chop a cucumber.

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

There's two types of people: 1. Those who think, "man that was a s****y experience, don't want others to experience it." 2. I suffered through this, so everyone has to suffer through it.

Guy Is Left Miserable And Single After Leaving Fiancée To Chase After High School Crush

Woman Throws A Tantrum After Finding Out What Kind Of Meat She Ate, Host Has A Savage Response

The reaction was a tad overdramatic, but I do agree with the sentiment that it should have been mentioned.

30 Stories Of People Getting Back At Their Ex That Prove Revenge Is Best Served Cold

Genuinely asking, what happens if a lawyer doesn't have their robes? If they have on formal wear underneath, can they still represent?

Cerise Hood • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

This Facebook Group Shares Top-Quality Cat Memes, And Here Are The 50 Best Ones (New Pics)

I stare into the darkness and the darkness stares back

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

If the bathrooms require permission from someone, then OSHA is going to have a field day.

36 People Share Funny Differences Between Parents And Themselves At The Same Age, Internet Loves It

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Rose are red, cactuses are prickly, holy s**t that escalated quickly

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Do teachers expect kids to be genius prodigies? If kids are constantly being shamed for not knowing something, then all the joy of learning is absolutely drained from them.

Cerise Hood • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Just Had To Share Them In This Facebook Group

Should have been "Swiss dreams"

Artist Creates Comics With Unexpected Endings And Here Are 40 Of His Newest Ones

What?

Artist Creates Comics With Unexpected Endings And Here Are 40 Of His Newest Ones

bit weird of a comment, but why were u downvoted so much?

Cerise Hood • upvoted 14 items 1 month ago

50 Times Teachers And Professors Acted So Wholesomely, Their Students Just Had To Share The Pics (New Pics)

Every cat owner knows that when your cat meows in response to your question, you accept their answer!

“The Definition Of Petty”: People Applaud This Guy’s Clever Revenge On Cheating Ex

So he decided to potentially ruin his ex' future job chances just for a petty revenge thing? Don't get me wrong, cheaters are absolute s**t, but this isn't any better

This Artist Creates Dark Humor Comics With Unexpected Twists And Here Are His 28 Recent Works

So he says he wont kill them if they don’t damage the goods (the cookies) but then he purposely explodes the bus so he can kill them, already killing them? By brain hurts now.

40 Times Weddings Went So Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

I wouldn't want you as an officiant. You didn't need to make the bride seem so ugly. That's none of your concern.

Flight Attendant Loses His Patience With Entitled Mom Who Just "Can't Sit In The Middle"

I DESPISE when people refer to babies/kids as "crotch goblins" or "crotch monsters". I don't particularly like kids, but I just don't understand the hatred that backs up that phrasing. Also, what is wrong with an 18 month old baby sitting on a lap, for goodness's sakes? OP was like "seriously, the kid was at least 18 months old". Okay? And what's your point? Do you expect them to be flying the plane that age? They're still a baby that can say, "Hi" and not do much else.

50 Interesting Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

Ladas?

50 Interesting Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

What is a ladas?

50 Interesting Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

I've never heard of Ladas. Is it a car?

Man Demands Wife Stop Breastfeeding Their Baby In Front Of His Mates, Is Told To ‘Shut Up’

It's actually funny that some people seem to think that OP's language seem to be a problem.... Breastfeeding = HUNGER = HANGRY... I would verbally made him naked and hairless with my words if it was me...

Cerise Hood • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

40 Of The Cringiest Posts About Gender Reveal Parties (New Pics)

Well said

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Aposematism exists to scare off predators. If wild hair colours upset you or make you unattracted to someone, it's working as intended.

anon reply

My brother was injured in a training accident in the Israeli army. It wasn't life threatening but it was a pretty messy injury that needed immediate care. For some reason the base commander tried to hide the injury and refused to send my brother to the hospital. Instead he sent him to the camp medic who took one look at my brother and said "here, have some morphine and holy god I'm going to call for help". My brother asked him to call my mom. My mom, a military police major at the time, commandeered a helicopter along with a squad of MP's. She then flew up into Lebanon where my brother was based, landed in the middle of his base, ordered her way into the medical tent while setting the MP's outside as guards, loaded my brother into the chopper and evacced him out. To be fair, she's a great mom who usually lets us fail on our own, but you asked for helicopter parenting examples and it doesn't get more helicopter parent than actually commandeering an armed helicopter to go take care of your son!

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