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I overheard someone in a bathroom talking to themselves in Yoda's voice saying "mmm tough this one is, use the force I must". 8 years ago, still creeps me out
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I heard a dude grunting in the stall next to me trying to poop but they were clearly phantom poops. Although, every time he farted he broke out into a hysterical laughter and would then return to grunting. The grunting got louder and louder until he just let out this epic GRUNT. Seriously, I thought he was s***ting a boulder. I think the whole Student Union heard him. Anyway, after the huge grunt I heard the smallest "plop" and all hell broke loose. He was cheering at this victory by banging on the side of the stall. Screaming with happiness. Between his screaming laughter he would yell, "F**k you poop! You can't control me!" I think he forgot to wipe and wash his hands because then he just walked out. I still wonder if I should try to be more proud of the poops I take.
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I overheard someone in a bathroom talking to themselves in Yoda's voice saying "mmm tough this one is, use the force I must". 8 years ago, still creeps me outPeople-Overheard-Creepiest-Things
I heard a dude grunting in the stall next to me trying to poop but they were clearly phantom poops. Although, every time he farted he broke out into a hysterical laughter and would then return to grunting. The grunting got louder and louder until he just let out this epic GRUNT. Seriously, I thought he was s***ting a boulder. I think the whole Student Union heard him. Anyway, after the huge grunt I heard the smallest "plop" and all hell broke loose. He was cheering at this victory by banging on the side of the stall. Screaming with happiness. Between his screaming laughter he would yell, "F**k you poop! You can't control me!" I think he forgot to wipe and wash his hands because then he just walked out. I still wonder if I should try to be more proud of the poops I take. Weird
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