There’s no shortage of content online calling out the absurdities of modern capitalism. From mind-numbing 9-to-5 routines to student loan nightmares and rent that costs more than your will to live, people are fed up, and they’re getting creative about it.
And we feel our roundup might just be the most relatable one yet. We stumbled upon a collection of memes and posts from the hilarious and brutally honest Facebook page “Guillotines For Billionaires 2020.” Keep scrolling to see which post speaks to your soul or your empty wallet.
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i want to upvote this one 10 ten times. I guess elon could help me with his knowledge about voting machines (maga lurker is raging...yeah i know, woke yadiyadiyada, just downvote and gf*y)
Capitalism, at its core, is an economic system where private individuals or businesses own most of the goods and services. People invest in companies, hire workers, and ideally, make a tidy profit. The workers, on the other hand, show up, put in hours, and get wages. But they don’t own what they work on; they just keep it running. It’s kind of like borrowing a kitchen to cook dinner, but not getting to keep the meal. That’s the basic structure of capitalism: owners call the shots, and workers keep it going.
What drives capitalism? One word: demand. The more people want something, the more companies rush to make it and cash in. It’s all about supply meeting that demand in a wild market dance. Unlike planned economies, where the government decides who gets what, here it’s more like survival of the most clever. And if someone finds a way to sell water in a rainstorm? Capitalism says, “Go for it!” It’s messy, unpredictable, and very human.
The nerve of them to pull that when the whole sunita williams saga was like 2 months ago
No he couldn't, he would just boast and lie about how he invented health care
Now, let’s be fair, capitalism has some solid perks. It gets things moving fast, encourages fresh ideas, and often lowers prices because of competition. If you’ve ever scored a cheap phone on sale, you can thank capitalism. It also has a knack for pushing people to invent and innovate. Wages and living standards tend to rise overall, at least in theory. When it works, it really works (until it doesn’t).
But oh, the cons. It tends to divide the world into “haves” and “have-nots” faster than you can say inequality. Big profits sometimes mean big pollution and corner-cutting. Workers might feel like cogs in a giant profit-making machine. Then there’s crony capitalism, where shady backroom deals start replacing fair competition.
There are all kinds of capitalism floating around. Take oligarchic capitalism, where a few super-rich folks run both the economy and the government. It’s like Monopoly, but the board is rigged from the start.
The term comes from Greek: “oligarchy” means rule by the few, and it’s the opposite of democracy. Think private jets, political influence, and champagne brunches you’ll never be invited to. It’s capitalism with a very exclusive guest list.
My state in Australia has just reinstated the State Electricity Corporation because the decades without a publicly owned one have not been good.
Maybe because businesses *have* to pay rent and suppliers, but see workers as a variable they can control? It's the (regrettable) pecking order, in their minds.
Then there's state-guided capitalism, where the government steps in and directs which industries to grow. It’s like having a manager who micromanages your every move but still expects you to turn a profit. It’s capitalism with a playbook, and the referee is also your boss. It works for some, confuses many, and keeps economists busy arguing.
The general concept seems simple enough that even dumb people shouldn't be confused. untitled-6...2efef1.jpg
Corporate capitalism? That’s the version where giant companies dominate everything, from your grocery list to your social media feed. Everything from the ads you see to the cereal you eat is carefully orchestrated by mega-corps. Sometimes it feels like you’re living in a giant commercial. Spoiler: you are.
Entrepreneurial capitalism is the fun, scrappy cousin of the bunch. It celebrates dreamers, doers, and garage inventors who build empires from nothing. Think tech startups, lemonade stands, and Shark Tank pitches. It’s risky, chaotic, and a bit romanticized. But it keeps hope alive that anyone, anywhere, can hit it big. If you’ve got hustle, this is your playground.
I had a 1br house for $285/mo in 2001. Not kidding. It did mean I had to live in a really s****y town though.
Read the quote “ First they came” by Pastor Martin Niemöller 1892-1984.
Then there’s laissez-faire capitalism. It’s all about minimal interference, maximum freedom. Great if you’re a business owner, maybe less fun if you're a worker hoping for some rights. This is capitalism in its wildest, most unfiltered form. Imagine a free-for-all marketplace where anything goes, as long as someone’s willing to pay.
And as long as you let them have their guns they will accept any dictator and allow any oppression of people they hate. Their gun ownership was never about protecting freedoms for everyone.
They implied all Americans. I assure you plenty of us dont. Divisiveness isn’t strictly an American condition; anyone remember 1933? - Nobody is immune. Anyone who thinks this couldn’t happen in their country- read a history book.
Load More Replies...The greatest country has become the grated country.. sorry for the inhabitants of the Un Tied States. Not a spelling error...the states are separate countries with a "high king" over them. It is just that that man thinks he IS A ( medieval style) KING having life or death justice over the whole world. This is how the news broadcasts portray him.
And the world's other national leaders are telling him to go get stuffed. From Zelenski who said a big fat NO to his offer of America grabbing 50% of future natural resources to Carney telling him ''We will NOT be the 51st state.''
Load More Replies...It depends on the definition of freedom. Every dictatorship sold and sells their measures as "free of [...]"
Jews, Homos, Socialists, Communists, Gipsys, Pacifists, to name just the most prominent the last - sadly so - successful attempt to sort and value people by those unfit criteria. The anger about Versailles was justified, the exploitation thereof ... didn't just go a bit too far. We gotta be clear about that, every ideology that supports or even only accepts hate towards those or other groups is what's at fault, and what's already known to be so. We shouldn't need any further iterations, but have learned the lessons various dictators have made us swallow. But, it's still there. The readiness to hate, the speed of change, often surprises people, but, given the history of extremism and hate, it shouldn't. MAGA, NSDAP, all them brothers-in-mind should at least share one thing: Opposition that uses any and every means available BUT violence - in order to never need to resort to violence. Maybe, it's already too late. We'll see how the deconstruction of the oldest somewhat alive democracy (... don't want to call it "intact"...) goes, and how much of a chance to rebuild is left when the Magats and their supreme leader are elected off. If they are elected off, even.
Load More Replies...Experiment? No. Rome was the experiment. Germany was the postdoc followup. Murica is the deployment of what was learned.
I'm 69 years old and it took me way too long to really understand what is happening in the USA. Our country is in big trouble and I don't see it getting any better soon.
Yeah.....free to bugger off somewhere else, if you don't LIKE IT!!......seen it & seen it....
In the U.S., you have to wait for medical treatment, too. Wait until you have a job that offers health insurance….then wait until you’ve nagged the insurance company into paying for part of your treatment….wait until you’ve saved up enough money to pay the part insurance won’t pay….then wait to get an appointment. What’s the difference? 🤷🏻♀️
Load More Replies...And finally, we have welfare capitalism, where businesses or governments actually care (a little). Think health insurance, social safety nets, and workplace benefits sprinkled on top of capitalism’s usual chaos. It tries to keep things humane while still playing the market game. It’s not perfect, but it’s like capitalism with a heart emoji. The goal? Make money, but don’t crush everyone in the process.
It's hard to fool an educated, confident woman. But these qualities come with age, generally over 25 years.
So, what are your thoughts on capitalism? Did any of these quirky takes make you laugh or scratch your head? Whether you love it, hate it, or just live in it, these posts definitely give you something to think about. Let us know in the comments if you’ve had your own “capitalism is wild” moment.
You guys ready to rejoin the colonies yet? I think it's the safer bet at this point.
What are s**t right wing white guys to do otherwise? Put in some effort? Hey, their daddies and granddaddies had bangmaids without having to be nice or remotely decent, that's what they want, too! Every s**t today can be explained by weak people who used to be privileged losing their s**t at having to honestly compete with others.
Elon Musk recently offered a million dollars to anyone who can come up with a wat to capture carbon. Like the dumb@ss never heard of TREES!
praise the lord .... thank you for your service. Seems familiar ? Yeah, its part of the scam, making you obedient.
but after that, we were trolled by the rich, to be nice with mofos. Now the problem is back, because we were nice with the tu*rds
It would be far worse if the real SSA was as bad at math as the twitter user. The actual *error* rate is about 0.625% which, if you turn it into a regular number instead of a percentage, is 0.00625. The overpayment of $72 billion listed elsewhere is for a period of 7 years. That's about $10 billion per year, but about 2/3 gets recovered, so the real loss is roughly $3.5 billion per year or about $10.60 per US resident. The 2025 military budget is $2700 for every resident, and the various losses there are a bit more than 0.625%. Of course it would be nice to reduce the errors in all programs, but only moron would try to do it with a chainsaw.
in the tu*rd logic, yes. Maga will applause that. Because that statement is : woke/fakenews/unamerican (choose your bs)
Well, you pay either with money or time. In our European village a lot of stuff is free, but only because people don't expect payment and invest their leisure time to create parks, playgrounds, festivals for others to enjoy for free. But of course they have day jobs (or a pension), that pays their clothing, housing, gasoline, etc
I'm sure there a few free in France we could send you. After all, you took the Statue of Liberty as a gift, right?
When I was a landlord, I asked outgoing tenants if I could give their contact information to prospective tenants because it never felt right that I would demand references but they couldn’t. I still shake my head at how surprised prospective tenants were when I gave them previous tenants’ contact info and said, “please, feel free to ask these people what I’m like as a landlord. You deserve to know how I will treat you just as I deserve to know how you will treat my property.”
you've been warned long time ago. Too busy praising cops, army and religions, like in Iran. (that downvote button gonna explode)
Look closely and those economic downturns happened soon after a Republican was elected president.
It's a meme. Most memes don't have citations. However if you can't see that what is being done by the current administration hurts only the most disenfranchised among our population, then you are a part of the problem.
the french technique ..... you're welcome america, de rien, ça fait plaisir (meanwhile maga lurker smell my finger before the downvote.)
The successful democratic socialist Scandinavian countries all have a population that is actively involved in running their government. Americans barely even know the branches of their government. They have a media owned by their oligarchs to make sure they are uninformed.
What’s really ironic about this is that the greatest artists weren’t rich at all. Some had patrons helping g them with rent and food, but the rest were poor and suffered. They also had a fire in their belly that led them to work harder and achieve their genius. Granted, some of them weren’t very good, but those who were good were amazing. That’s a drive that doesn’t exist when your belly is full and you’re shielded from suffering. No, not experiencing that kind of suffering means that their “art” will be mediocre at best, s**t at worst (and way more of it will be s**t than mediocre), and will only be bought by their rich friends and family, who have money to waste, more from just a show of support than from true appreciation of their artistic genius, which they don’t have.
bears only attack for food or if provoked or if you come between a mama bear and her cubs men and i use that word lightly that attack women do it for no reason so its a good comparison. If we want women to stop seeing us as potential predators then we need to do better call out a******s that give us a bad name.
Clarification: she was arrested the next day when she was seen throwing the fetal remains in a bag into a dumpster, and was arrested for "abuse of a corpse". Autopsy determined fetus was not alive at time of birth, so charges were dropped. Still a crazy headline, but needed to clarify she wasn't arrested just for having a miscarriage. That's not a crime....yet.
Out of respect for the sufferings of people nothing should be compared to the H*******t. Each and every tragedy, exploitation, t*****e, etc. stands alone but is unbearable nonetheless. This tragedy composed by the orange t**d is no different and everyone should resist. He and his allies need to be stopped and the whole politics should be reinvented in more egalitarian ways. Bring back humanity! Stop exploitation and greed!
in france lots of woman start doing p**n to feed their child. Patriarchy/capitalism is winning. But hey, praise the lord, be obedient. (haters gonna hate, maga lurker you're not alone anymore for downvoting)
Work is necessary to maintain the home, but to see workers as a commodity is to devalue the working class- the 99%
CECOT - Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo. A maximum security prison, supposedly for terrorists. We have tolerated the "extraordinary rendition" of the war on terror and now people in America have to worry about being shipped off to a maximum security prison with no due process.
What happened to January and February? Also, graphs with no numbers on the vertical axis are meaningless. And, it's still April ... The background is cute but this graph is still horrible.
It's a myth that less regulation = more capitalist. The free market works great, but it requires the rule of law to prevent fraud and theft, and for the government to handle externalities. Allowing the corporations to defraud and steal from the people is not capitalist.
A totally "free" capitalist society ends up being a feudal society.
Load More Replies...In 200 years, the most critical issue that people will point to (if there are still books) is that the events of the last two decades meant we didn't address climate change. That will be the lasting legacy of what is happening in the US right now. It is THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE. But we can't address it when the rich and powerful control things and the US has gone from a guided democracy to a f*****t country.
It's all destined to collapse, and collapse it will. There's no hope in any political or economic or religious ideology, so these people that think that "their side" is the right side is laughable.
The only way our government can truly make meaningful progress is to impose term limits on Congress. Congress spends their entire careers making decisions to protect their own careers and wealth.
How do I protest capitalism? I'm Gen X. I just accept it...bury that anger a little deeper every time...and drink heavily.
Vote for the right candidates and issues to start. Make informed decisions. Don’t follow the masses. If enough of us vote this way we can elect change.
Load More Replies...I'm surprised there hasn't been more Luigi copycat killings.
More I read of the childish perspective communicated here the more I understand how delusional the younger generation is. Grow up all, you are ultimately responsible for yourselves all within the same rules. Get over yourselves and work harder at things that are truly rewarding not pie in sky wishful c**p.
Carl, you're thinking in black-and-white. Just because Lithuania rejected Soviet-era communism does not mean they can't embrace the infinitely different modern European socialism (which is still rooted in capitalism, but is more humane).
Load More Replies...It's a myth that less regulation = more capitalist. The free market works great, but it requires the rule of law to prevent fraud and theft, and for the government to handle externalities. Allowing the corporations to defraud and steal from the people is not capitalist.
A totally "free" capitalist society ends up being a feudal society.
Load More Replies...In 200 years, the most critical issue that people will point to (if there are still books) is that the events of the last two decades meant we didn't address climate change. That will be the lasting legacy of what is happening in the US right now. It is THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE. But we can't address it when the rich and powerful control things and the US has gone from a guided democracy to a f*****t country.
It's all destined to collapse, and collapse it will. There's no hope in any political or economic or religious ideology, so these people that think that "their side" is the right side is laughable.
The only way our government can truly make meaningful progress is to impose term limits on Congress. Congress spends their entire careers making decisions to protect their own careers and wealth.
How do I protest capitalism? I'm Gen X. I just accept it...bury that anger a little deeper every time...and drink heavily.
Vote for the right candidates and issues to start. Make informed decisions. Don’t follow the masses. If enough of us vote this way we can elect change.
Load More Replies...I'm surprised there hasn't been more Luigi copycat killings.
More I read of the childish perspective communicated here the more I understand how delusional the younger generation is. Grow up all, you are ultimately responsible for yourselves all within the same rules. Get over yourselves and work harder at things that are truly rewarding not pie in sky wishful c**p.
Carl, you're thinking in black-and-white. Just because Lithuania rejected Soviet-era communism does not mean they can't embrace the infinitely different modern European socialism (which is still rooted in capitalism, but is more humane).
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