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The human brain is truly amazing… We aren’t able to do much when we’re born. But the next thing you know, a little person is saying their first words. Then using full sentences. And later, reading and writing. Think about reading for a minute. We’re basically decoding random markings into meaningful messages. And we get to a point where we can do this fast. And without thinking. Like you might have done just now.

But sometimes we come across something so confusing we need to stop. Go back. And read it again. Until it hopefully starts to make sense. Unfortunately, some things will never make sense. Like a few of the signs posted in the r/dontdeadopeninside online community. It’s a space dedicated to “signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right”. It has over 714 thousand members sharing the funniest, most bizarre signs they’ve ever come across. Keep scrolling for a list of our best of all time signs posted by the community, and let us know which ones really left you confused.

#1

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

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Ta2dWhtTrsh
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

60% of the time, it works every time.

My O My
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a vet tech is must say that this sign is absolutely right

Sawdust
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

60% of the time, it works every time.

pfeils wife
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, according to trump the racist, when he institutes his mass deportation of immigrants, it will "be very bloody". Go ahead, downvote me..

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    #2

    Jesus Scares

    Jesus Scares

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    Nora Foster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we love a versatile king 💅🏽

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he might be a bit less scary if we stopped putting largish sculptures and wood carvings of his slow tourtured final moments of life as he hangs from a cross bleeding in agony above each doorway in the catholic schools. Like we get the idea. He died. It's not halloween though so chill out on the corpses

    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree 😆 I'm not a religious person, but I get the sentiment and I like art and historical buildings. There are so many stories of Jesus in the bible, so many to tell and show: why is it exactly the suffering on the cross that became the iconic picture?

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus doesn't scare me, but his phony followers certainly do!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, jesus is swell, probably. But his fan club...

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gandhi said "I like your Christ but your followers are not very much like your christ" or words to that effect.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about Jesus, but his preachers definitely scare me.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they do describe Christians as "god-fearing".

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that comic where the aliens landed on earth, get out of their saucer and see a full sized crucifix with Jesus. One alien says to the other " Let's get the f**k out of here!"

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    #3

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know... If it is donating to end some adults, I can get behind that.

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    Meowzers!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a charity I can donate to.

    Anthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we funding the hunger games?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF are endchildren?

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they’ve been reading Swift’s “A Modest. Proposal”…

    Anthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this comment section is so morbid and i love it

    JohninND
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those so eager to trim humanity should set the example, volunteer themselves.

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's my bank account info. Take it all

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    There’s a whole science behind reading. And researchers from various fields continue to study it. Some want to understand how we make sense of words. Others are looking for new ways of teaching people to read. One of the things they’ve found is that the human brain is not prewired to learn to read naturally. It’s something we are taught or must learn. During reading, various parts of our brain work together to make words come to life - and make sense.

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    “The ability to read text, process it and understand its meaning,” is how Oxford Owl describes reading comprehension. The University Of Oxford’s homeschooling site breaks it down like this: “It relies on two, interconnected abilities: word reading (being able to decode the symbols on the page) and language comprehension (being able to understand the meaning of the words and sentences).”

    #4

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say jokingly I'm old and used. Just turned 36 and see no future.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 44 and kind of just going through the motions of “life”.

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you sell? I need to buy one.

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    #5

    Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

    Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

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    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a slogan for Canadian Blood Services "Blood, it's in you to give". No, it is in me to keep me alive! Yes, I know what it really means, but it still bothers me.

    Peter Sullivan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they saying 'Dont save a life be afraid to give blood' cause that sounds really convincing

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you have someone who wasn’t involved in creating it look at it before you commit to it.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is getting hard. I am trying to watch a horror movie with my girls, and have to keep pausing it so we can all laugh at the signs.

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to call places that paid for blood 'vampires' back in the day b/c theywere mostly located around skid row neighborhoods, When I was AWOL from the USMC in 1969, I used to give blood for money a couple times a week - got kinda sick after a month

    Alien-Gal-19
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already am petrified of needles, so...

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    #6

    We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

    We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaa, that reminds me of a funny incident before a football match. The 2 teams displayed sings trying to say "STOP WAR". But they held them in the incorrect order, and everyone could read "RAW POTS" =)))

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    The two need to work together like a well-oiled machine. Meaning, if you can decode words, but don’t understand their meaning, you won’t be able to comprehend a text. And if you can understand what the words mean, but you can’t decode them, you also won’t be able to comprehend text.

    #7

    You Don't Matter. Worry

    You Don't Matter. Worry

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those days the world does not need you...

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of one of the taglines the show Millennium had in the opening: “Wait. Worry. Who cares?”.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people think they matter more than they do.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate, in my case. I most definitely don't matter

    Jean Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one would likely have been solved by using proper capitalization.

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helped, yes. Solved? Probably not. Depending on where you live, you were taught to read left to right, top to bottom. Capitalization would have no impact. People would think "Why did they capitalize a word in the middle of "You don't matter"?

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's brain on clinical anxiety.

    Shy Dragon (they/it/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are so many people on earth that there must be some people who don’t matter, we just don’t know who (not meant to sound rude, sorry if it does)

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    #8

    Abort Jesus

    Abort Jesus

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most sensible things I've seen in a while!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if you could all sign my petition to abort Jesus...

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope lightning hits him. What a wanka!

    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago

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    someone should put that on a sign next christmas nativity

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    #9

    I’ll Take One Of Each

    I’ll Take One Of Each

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song!

    Pyxelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Automatically did that and now that song is stuck in my head.

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about ultra processed food!😂

    Wait...What?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sounds kind of good

    Martha Giles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pregnancy cravings are crazy

    Peter Sullivan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cotton chicken and candy nuggets yum

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cotton Chicken sounds like a super cute looking chicken

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    There are many factors that can impact our ability to understand text. Dyslexia is one of them. The Mayo Clinic defines it as “a learning disorder that involves difficulty reading due to problems identifying speech sounds and learning how they relate to letters and words (decoding).” Researchers have found it’s caused by disruptions in how someone’s brain processes writing so they can understand it.

    #10

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

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    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't know, that is Robert Kubica he has raced in many different series including F1. He got in a horrible accident while racing a rally stage where the guardrail went through the front his his car, almost tore his arm off and nearly killed him. Thankfully he survived and so did his co-driver. He did make comeback to F1 and raced with Williams with a mangled arm, the car wasn't competitive but he did outperform a rookie George Russel. He also had a colossal collision with the barriers at the Canadian GP in 2007, one of the most insane accidents I've ever seen someone walk away from. He must have nine lives lol.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like people don't really like Robert.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never raced for Ferrari, never was in any way linked with them. He made miraculous comeback though.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering about that. I’m out of touch with F1, but I’d think I’d have remembered if he’d driven for them. Years after the fact he revealed that he had a “pre-contract” (whatever that means) with Ferrari F1 for the 2012 season.

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    Merry Pippins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. Don't listen to them Robert!

    Alex Barnett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't go rally racing when you've just signed a Ferrari contract.

    earsludge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what my divorce lawyer said to me after our last session

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    #11

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those blacks and their bean use, what has the world come to?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT put black beans in my brownies. The murder mittens WILL come out!

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not black beans, its black ways to use beans Bouche

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    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside. If I catch someone drinking a black bean smoothie, I'm calling the police.

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should call hazmat because there will be a toxic spill to clean up

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now expect that _someone_ will soon start Trump-etting about Mexicans entering the USA, stealing black ways to use beans...

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure which is worse - the way the headline is placed or half of the suggestions.

    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one of those black jobs Trump was talking about?

    PIO4 Office
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Blacks are known for our way with the Black Bean.

    Doctor Theopolis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be surprised if anyone on Earth made a black bean smoothie.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put black beans in brownies, I'm just going to assume you're a serial kiIIer.

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    #12

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

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    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this part of the Cotton Chicken Candy Nuggets?

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody noticed the embossed plastic saying "Not ovenable"? Just me?

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's honest

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like free trial software in the goode olde dayze, first "reduced functionality", then "enhanced reduced functionality" so you could save one file.

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    You are not doomed if you have dyslexia. Some super famous people have revealed they’re dyslexic. Kim Kardashian recently spoke about her daughter North’s diagnosis. She’s one of many to speak out and break the stigma attached to learning disabilities.

    Anderson Cooper is an Emmy Award winning news anchor and journalist. A big part of his job involves reading words on a teleprompter. But as a kid, Cooper struggled to read. He’s spoken publicly about his struggles. And said he would carry a book around with him but “would just pretend to read it, because I had trouble reading and making sense of words, in particular, letters.”

    #13

    The State Of Washi Wangton

    The State Of Washi Wangton

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Washi Wangton. I'm never calling it [Washi Wangton] again.

    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody washi tonight! Everybody wangton tonight

    Amy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t live in the US so I have no need to abbreviate the state name *but* I shall start! Washi Wangton to give it its full name, Wash W**g for short…

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to have a place out by m∞.

    Nikki Martinez
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it supposed to say?

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the state name is Washington and the abbreviation is WA

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    #14

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

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    Wonky Donkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submerged Danger is my favorite band!

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to the more common floating rocks ...

    Peter Sullivan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submerged danger rocks sounds like a kids show

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All rocks are danger rocks if you throw them hard enough.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    related to Danger Noodles?

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    #15

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's litterally no way this makes any logical sence unless it's in a pharmacy

    Peter Sullivan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on guys lets free these 4 kids from under these dr*gs!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Free d***s 4 kids under 11" still leaves so many unanswered questions.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know is that there are four free kids under some druggs. That's a really bad storage area.

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want 4 kids under d***s, even for free

    Shy Dragon (they/it/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you pay for the kids with dr*gs or you get 4 kids free with the dr*gs…?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Daf*ck were they trying to say?

    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got it... free d***s for kids under 11. 12 and up u gotta pay to ride the magic dragon

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already told you stop playing with mushrooms!

    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign has been thrown for obvious reason... :D

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    Cooper admitted even those who knew him well had no idea he had dyslexia. “I think it’s a sign of probably how well I tried to hide it when I was a little kid,” he said. “I remember at the time being concerned that other people would find out about it.” The news anchor has credited teachers and reading specialists with helping him to overcome his difficulty and excel in his career.

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    #16

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

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    Roger9er
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very confusing..

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if I did some druggs, I'd understand that better.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm high right now and NO, it still makes no sense.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This general style of rearranging the words went from very mildly creative to very annoying the second time it was ever used. Possibly the first. It boggles the mind why so many businesses create an advert like that, look at the mock up or finished product and think, "Yeah, that looks great. Let's use that!"

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, my sliders seem to wear off ... could I get another load of no, please?

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make any sense at all !

    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    person: hey want some dr*gs? me: SLIDERS person: is that a yes? me: NO

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    #17

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say no to alcohol! Smoke weed instead!"

    Ken Schubert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey man, am I driving okay?" "I think we're parked, man."

    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was high, I wouldn't even be able to get of the couch!

    Peter Sullivan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person making this sign was probably drunk

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically speaking, stoners are safer drivers than drunks, because stoners drive at about 5km/h and think they're speeding.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving impaired is driving impaired. And it kills. Just dont

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    Heather Talma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the double negative they are technically telling you to drive both drunk and high.

    Greg Turnbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do driving high is safer than drink driving?

    Joshua Russell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice from your least sane redneck uncle.

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    #18

    Wet Men Paint At Work

    Wet Men Paint At Work

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you come from a land down under?

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    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These racy calendars are getting out of hand.

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    As an actress, Keira Knightley’s job also involves a lot of reading. But she too revealed she once struggled with dyslexia. She told the Guardian that she overcame her reading difficulties with the help of Emma Thompson’s Sense and Sensibility screenplay script.

    “My mum, who worked with her on Sense and Sensibility, got me a copy of the screenplay Emma had written," said Knightley. "And I was – am – dyslexic and the way she got me over it was to say: 'If Emma Thompson couldn't read, she'd make sure she'd get over it, so you have to start reading, because that's what Emma Thompson would do'."

    #19

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I knew the song lyrics I had to look again to see why it is so confusing my brain just went in autopilot after i recognized it.

    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't know the song, I don't think I would have figured it out.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk five and hundred I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door.

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone seen Godzilla? Is he okay?

    Peter Sullivan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk five and a hundred I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more To thousand fall down at miles your door

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called the Proclaimers, not the Aligners.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not do the song justice. And it never had much justice to begin with

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    #20

    So I Fart Old Dust

    So I Fart Old Dust

    variousbirds Report

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the farted old dust farm fresh ?

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farm fresh, organic, free range farts

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    #21

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines

    CommieG Report

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other 7 are with the Other Mother.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe all their children are named coraline? Makes it easier to yell at them

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Foreman named all 5 of his sons George Edward Foreman.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every one was a Henry--wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam--I'm her eighth old man I'm Henry--Henry the eighth I am!

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece married a Steve, had a steve jr, got divorced an moved in with another Steve who had a steve jr - she eventually gave up on Steves. (on the other hand, some friends who have a poultry farm name all their roosters 'Steve' and send them off to freezer camp)

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its easy way to remember 8kids name

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't even watched the first movie, I have a lot to binge.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get some creepy "unsinkable II"-vibes here

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they have to do is put the "8th" sign between the Happy and the Birthday signs

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what happened to the other 7 Carolines?

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    Sometimes, the issue doesn’t lie with the reader. No matter how good we normally are at reading or comprehension, some things are just hard to read. Like a few of the signs on this list. The Sign Research Foundation actually did a study on this very thing.

    They found that the number one reason people couldn’t decipher a sign was because the letters were too small. 83% of respondents surveyed gave that as their main gripe. While 71% blamed the placement of the sign. Just under half had an issue with the font used.

    #22

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But

    _temporarilystairs_ Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they spelled it wrong and it's "There's planet n*b" They likely knew that BP would censor k**b. /J EDIT: Good lord, BP even censors it without the K

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's this Planet Noob?

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sshh I think that's where New Zealand really is and we don't want anyone to know.

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    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where exactly is planet Noob? I found some of it's occupants wandering around planet Earth

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be a noob at making signs..

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll try out this newly discovered planet, it looks a lot like home

    Merry Pippins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been telling people this for years but nobody believed me

    Greymom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I think I would gladly move to planet Noob!

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    #23

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

    MasterBallsCK Report

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which animal do I have to push then? A firefly?

    The Shark
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does animal heat apparently require a key?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't dare to push him. You've seen how he abuses his drums? Or those Octopusses, who were playing steel drums, on HIS stage? Push that guy? No way. Don't need any heat.

    Alex Kennedy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push for heat — ANIMAL heat! Rawr!

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the animal is in heat, you may want to consider spaying to prevent this in the future.

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    #24

    W Fart Free Water

    W Fart Free Water

    TrumpilyBumpily Report

    Elias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's definitely a W if you get your water fart free.

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We fart free water. I wonder if they are related to the poor soul who farts old dust?

    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Is the water fart free or do you fart water for free?

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay for fart free water !!!!

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters know all about fart water.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vision of Adam farting in the tub is forever etched in my mind. So wrong. Yet so funny

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    JoeKing
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what they were trying to do but, it just doesn't work with the letters/words and looks awful.

    Many marketing, PR and creative experts will agree that signage is vital to your business. And there are some tips to take into consideration when planning yours. These include keeping signs visible and legible. Living by “less is more” - short messages are easier to read. You should also avoid clutter. Use clean, crisp and easy-to-read fonts. Pay attention to the colors you use. And our personal favorite: don’t write a bunch of rubbish on your sign!

    #25

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

    acrawf1 Report

    Egodeist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy carp that took me a while to work out - it's either Asia Book Cover Design or Asiard Enens I Boo V Gock

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a spiral. It reads ASIAN BOOK COVER DESIGN. It even spells it out in white as Book Cover Design from East Asia. It is design, just not very good design. ;-)

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are hard to see symbols between each letter that show you the direction to read the words.

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should read it as an inward spiral, clockwise.

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love word searches!!! Ok I see Asia, boo, den, are, ads, and rev!

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first saw this on my old laptop and I didn't see the connecting lines until I used the bigger monitors. I thought it was an eye chart

    Eroe Infinito
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says, "Bend over G Asian is cook."

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you come up with that ? You made it more confusing for me

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    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asian book cover design,easy to read

    Leebo13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be Arevo Sdngc Iesik Anboo.

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    #26

    Stand Hong With Kong

    Stand Hong With Kong

    pedrojalapa Report

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know where Hong is? Probably sitting somewhere I am sure

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit curious, but also a bit scared of the idea of standing hong

    Vishal Naidu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'll get Hong here, you get Kong.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla would like a word with you

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hang kang ???hung kung ??? heng keng ?? hing king ???..mike tyson

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like kind of a low blow to make fun of the graphic design of a sign somebody improvised out of a cardboard box and a Sharpie. It's funnier when someone was paid to make the terrible sign.

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its an instruction... :D

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    #27

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

    jcthefluteman Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain hurts just trying to read this

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kinda makes sence actually. Nothing right in my left brain, nothing left in my right one. Fancy way of saying half my brains empty, the other half rotted away. I kinda like it tbh

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof of the brain of the person who made this sign

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    Alien-Gal-19
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get me this it is me in a nutshell

    Wendell T Sasaki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign by my house in Santa Barbara, Calif.: "Nirvana Road Not a Thru Street."

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing in brain. Garbage in, garbage out

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criss-cross Applesauce lol... Once heard that in reference to the corpus callosum. At least the color inversion implies separation of the lobes of the brain? When read as 2 separate messages it doesn't NOT make sense? 😅

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    #28

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

    Dbanzai Report

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Saxonia, Thuringia ... I've heard people yell "Heil Höcke" already, and it didn't appear very much like a joke, more a blatantism about their mindset that all too easily can be brushed off as a joke that "just lacks a tad of taste". No, we gotta take this serious.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that's pretty on par with my country, unfortunately.

    Kenneth Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Trump's new campaign slogan

    Eroe Infinito
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    1 year ago

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    #29

    Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

    Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

    Reddituser4678213 Report

    Skid Marks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tendency to stop excitement.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are spotted being excited and having fun, security will escort you out.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Srop the Excitement for only $14 dollars

    HF
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    #30

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    KarateKid84Fan Report

    It's me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actual good design.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This list is for bad design! Why is this here?

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant! It has no place on this list.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen Steve without white hair before.

    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve Short & Martin Martin, my favourites!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only murders in the building. The reason I have Disney+

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    #31

    No Daniel Craig No

    No Daniel Craig No

    shrobotic Report

    MacFrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die, James Bond, die!

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re still not over it that they replaced Pierce Brosnan

    Merry Pippins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Daniel Craig! No! Time in his time to final outing to. Die, James Bond, DIE!

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did Consuela write this?

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    #32

    Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

    Neverknew_whattodo Report

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is supposed to be going on under the shirt for their heads to be contoured like that??

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wording seems reasonable to me. I saw one of the Twilight movies and that was enough.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for the best. That movie sucked.

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than... wait... what... who...?

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they are remembered. As a cheap punchline.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read a chapter and a half of the first book. Noped out. Too much teenage angst for me

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    #33

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

    Katokiku Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mouth Popcorn? I dread to think of where else I would put it

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think popcorn grows even if you do water it. No popcorn tree for you.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but that popcorn looks delicious.

    KDav
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where Your Watering falls on the scale of royalty

    Jits Dinnissen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take mouth popcorn over a*s popcorn anytime.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently NOT a movie theater. A large popcorn is only $2.50.

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your is correct, actually. It’s supposed to read ‘enjoy your mouth watering popcorn’; supposed to be read in order from the left most letter of each word. Though I’ll admit the intended way is not the most obvious!

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    #34

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

    thatrotteneggsmell Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people write this way? It's annoying af!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just write no right turn on your bit of paper and call it a day

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the directions given to you when you are driving and they are pretty sure they know how to get to the destination.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying the opposite of what it means to really.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read this -well, turn right only

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left no! Turn right! Only turn!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back seat drivers. Every time.

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    #35

    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

    Meeper12346 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody call me an ambulance, I just had a stroke trying to read that! /s

    Sam Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying I'm wonder woman, I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and wonder woman in the same room together.

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head hurts, Can I catch a ride with Robert T?

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So confused I dialed 119

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy your clothes from Temu, kids.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a rap, "I'm not saying I'm-I'm just saying no has bo me ever dy and seen wonder woman in the same room together!"

    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not I'm just no bo dy wonder woman me and saying I'm saying has ever seen wonder woman in the same room together

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    #36

    Cuth Pube

    Cuth Pube

    gothchick99 Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think if you named your pub The Cube and then got "artsy" with your sign, the sign would have some element of 'cube' to it.

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter, there's a pube on my cube

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty smart. Not hard to read, either.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you figure that? I’ve been staring at it for a few minutes trying to make it make sense

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter, there's a pube in my soup!

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    #37

    Please The Beans

    Please The Beans

    spameggsspamandspam Report

    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'll please the beans already!

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, if they tell me what they are in to

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but I better be paid extra for this.

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ewwww! I don't think I want those beans anymore!!!

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always pleasing the beans is a pleasure to me. Or to her. Anyway, ... just gonna go with yes on this.

    Alien-Gal-19
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sammy Lawrence got drunk and wrote this.

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    #38

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

    1mnotcrying Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started out with promise...

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can't get lost if me don't know together you're going."

    It's me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to be, "You can't get lost if [you] don't know [where] you're going"?

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but then where does "together" and "me" come in? Maybe it's "You can't get lost if you're together and don't know where you're going"

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    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know is that I just lost the game somehow

    Merry Pippins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cant get lost if me dont know together you're going obviously

    TheBoredestPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't get lost if me don't know together you're going???

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't make sense either way you read it.

    Wait...What?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad. I got lost reading this

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    #39

    Shosple Colupis

    Shosple Colupis

    caiia_ Report

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At Hogwarts, it would probably make sense

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shosple Colupis: cognitive disorder in which one is unable to put a smoothly flowing text on a surface.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and Paklarush Taonas to you, too! (If you know, you know...)

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minor but important city state in eastern Anatolia

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is no wonder that our schools are failing.

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    #40

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

    -rguzgasr- Report

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I Could forget high school

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and just about everyone I know. I mostly went to my highschool reunion for the free booze.

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    Mizt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy a year book, forget high school!

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crosses forget high school off of my list of stuff to do!

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t buy a yearbook. Forget high school. If only I could.

    JoeKing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot Secondary School (UK) the moment I left..

    v2millennium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join Resistance. Pledge to never forget high school.

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    #41

    The Nofarts Joker

    The Nofarts Joker

    notoriousbigboy Report

    Ni Mho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus loves bad guys, the no farts Joker?

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like part of a newspaper headline. "Pope: Jesus loves bad guys, the no farts Joker."

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus loves bad guys? Doesn't jibe with his gospel--

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the bible, Jesus loves everybody. A bit some Christian’s have conveniently forgotten

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they free range dusty ol farts tho, ARE THEY?!

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do that to a perfectly good Challenger? Someone running around our town has a newer body style Mustang with a c**p ton of stickers adhered randomly on it.

    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some incel on reddit: "Im so sick of Jesus only loving jerks 😫"

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus can't fix stupid, even tho he's fake.

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    #42

    I Am Dond

    I Am Dond

    bestgrandson Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is him watching his friends walk away after seeing him in that shirt.

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    #43

    Dip Dip

    Dip Dip

    JimMorrisonsPetFrog Report

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else sang it? 🎵WHEN I DIP YOU WE DIP DIP🎵

    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put your hand up on my hip! When I dip you dip we dip!

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp da bomp, who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put the shoop in the shoop de shoop, who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They left out the comma: when I dip you, we dip dip. Makes perfect sense now

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its always -dip dip- this one is correct sign

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You we "dip dip" sounds something dirty

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You we dip dip kinda sounds like song lyrics.

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    #44

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

    pepaczlol Report

    Bobbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the deep next episode... suzy reveals she loves soft spanks

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I actually don't know.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our next episode, meet Peggy Ouch!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, it's supossed to be show for middle-aged ladies.Gues they need to spice up their lives

    #45

    Eggmnnaeet

    Eggmnnaeet

    JTUkko Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly a question for the ages.

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *flips table* ANSWER ME NAEET DAMN IT WHO ARE THE EGG MEN

    Kat Lineker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the eggman, koo koo ka choo

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by why is engagement!

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    #46

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

    drearycheery Report

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you read it how they wanted it makes no sense 💀

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does once you notice the faded "sexy" at the end.

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    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He meant to write “Honk if you think my truck is sexy” the sexy is in the far right, faded

    Alex Kennedy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I’m not neurotypical, because I think I *should* honk if I do my is think truck.

    Alien-Gal-19
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honk if you think my truck is *HONK*

    #47

    Honk Ha Against Te

    Honk Ha Against Te

    bela_okmyx Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor old Te, what did they do to deserve this

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were third-oughly disgusted by them being three steps down from Do.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who could honk La Cucaracha, but not Ha

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    #48

    Go Citd Wals!

    Go Citd Wals!

    ijustsailedaway Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Citadel Walls has always been my favorite team.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Citd Wals ... Cited Walls? Cited Whales? "Who's gonna cite a whale, anyway, and which one would qualify to say citable stuff?" (Curry, partially my Orca).

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    #49

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

    reddit.com Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either done fast and bad, or slow and good.

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd 1000% rather be slow and accurate than fast and sloppy (no, I'm not talking about sex, but also that too)

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    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being open is a good quality for men

    #50

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

    iwantacoolnametoo Report

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to say “Pinghe Teacher Hotel”, but I had to google that too

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they're teaching code-breaking.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pighear near tear cheo htel

    #51

    Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

    Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

    PuzzlePerp Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like when the porn industry takes a famous movie title and changes it slightly to be a funny porn title. Bonus points for living in the town of Swallow. /J

    It's me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flint Lockwood is not a tween in this movie, except for in his flashback. Hilarious movie.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, I'll take those odds...

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    #52

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

    Dracarass Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% hygiene is destroying civilization.

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside, from a biological point of view, being a little unclean helps strengthen the immune system

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    #53

    Sophisticated Ho

    Sophisticated Ho

    Xendran Report

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that another name for high class escorts?

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she's sophisticated...

    #54

    Aliectass

    Aliectass

    _awwsmm Report

    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, jokes aside, why is Assassin one of the six words?

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are always where you least expect them

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    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what exactly did I summon reading that?

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ADHD brain just changed “@ss @ss in” for 5 minutes straight and proceeded to giggle maniacly after

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E nomine patre e quaffas aliectass. Adv sin ded entcerica ure ityted. Amen

    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EquAffAssAliEctAssTyIonIn AdvSinDedEntCerIcaUreItyTed.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly an assassin who is all for equality and affection with a dedicated side of adventure and sincerity. Sounds like it came from a tinder page.

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    #55

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

    Some--Idiot Report

    Murdock Schlegel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew its hard to find qualified workers, but chicken?!

    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. Chicken have far more experience in being fried.

    HappyBink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special Chicken, we are fried! Hiring Chicken 😋

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they admit being fried...

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are fried..." they must have peeked at the line cooks, or at least the expo.

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    #56

    Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

    Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

    long-time-lurker- Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we called them "little people" these days.

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    #57

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

    MrGrampton Report

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely the 6-man pile up gets the most points?

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    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. I know I would not listen to THEIR advice, fer sure

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i totes know what accident to do in a car!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I know what accident to do: brake just slightly to late and hit the car in front of you.

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. All different scenarios and next 1mile

    #59

    South Mouth

    South Mouth

    MRairden Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of front butt but not of south mouth

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean, some people do refer to the labia as "lips"...

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    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South mouth... Never heard it called that before, but it's kinda genius!

    Feathas21
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly this went from a restaurant to an Adult Toy Store.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has me giggling to the point where I cannot stop.

    Murdock Schlegel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the South Park episode in which they change the function of mouth and butt....

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    #60

    This Sign At A&f

    This Sign At A&f

    A_Weber Report

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    #61

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

    igethejoke Report

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Ly Paer and why did they soil California?

    #62

    Redshe Neckshed

    Redshe Neckshed

    WishboneUnlikely1963 Report

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't understand what the original was, what is a "She Shed"?

    Reviewer01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be the feminine form of man cave, but I hate it so much

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it's the sequel to Redneck Rampage. It's been more than 20 years...

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She Shed? She Shed? Whoo! Whee! Haha! At least, that's what Hasil said she shed.

    #63

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

    dkreidler Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you turn the shower on too hot in the morning...

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    #64

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

    JonyIveAces Report

    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the fart is cheese disease

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s the C H E E S E T O U C H” (wimpy kid reference if you don’t know’

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese Disease sounds like an awesome name for a band.

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    #65

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

    freshcheezels Report

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband read it as 'please do not take it home. Leave litter here' and asked what is wrong. I told him and asked why did he think it was correct. His thought it's probably some recycling plant so people are advised to leave the litter.

    #66

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    fight_milk38 Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one's forcing you idiots to take the vaccine. Fụck off.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stand up for down for our standing rights" If you need to fight for standing rights being taken away then how are you standing?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the brain was the first thing to go.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin Award candidacy confirmed.

    It's me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they got fired for other reasons . . .

    #67

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    nWo_Spike Report

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    #69

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree……wait 🤔

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree……wait 🤔

    Electro-_-Lite Report

    #70

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

    haevy_mental Report

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Love is watching someone die and watching someone die is hard”

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does make sense ... ain't to hidden, at best, this might be hided ... a nice one, but a tad besides of this listicle's.

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    #71

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    J_por Report

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    #72

    This Jesus Cowboy

    This Jesus Cowboy

    sopinessasquatch Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife relegated to second place behind a dead guy he's never even met

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know Jesus had a wife and kids. /J

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In northern germany, we sometimes use a slightly different grammar in referring to peoples' stuff. "Diesem Jesus-Cowboy seine Frau liebt seine Kinder." is a correct sentence, that would, then, refer to a Cowboy resembling, by whatever means and way (looks, behaviour, self-description of behaviour, or looks, or both, ...), Jesus, who has a wife who loves his kids.

    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just his wife. He does not love his kids, just his wife

    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Jesus cowboy, his wife, loves his kids.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely some song lyrics. "This Jesus Cowboooyyy, His wife loved his kids."

    JoeKing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the cowboy loves Jesus, Jesus Wife and Jesus Kids? (I know)

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    #73

    Noki Parng

    Noki Parng

    LegoYoda777 Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a KPOP star's alias?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do some of these just randomly crack me up? Of course I have to admit that I read "Nooki" (English slang for copulating) and "Paring" (Dutch word for mating)

    #74

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    Vampyrix25 Report

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm, I wonder if that store has anything going on

    Rory August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone, Everyone.. Everyone living now...

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See what you need to do is make your supply seem scarce-"

    #75

    Anel Nasa

    Anel Nasa

    reddit.com Report

    JoeKing
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #76

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    The_missing_link_69 Report

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you try to position texts in a straight, logical line, chances are high that my brain will not end up short-circuiting...

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s red blue red blue yellow yellow orange pink orange pink orange pink “If you give a kid a voice, chances are they will have something to say”

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What it is supposed to say: "If you give a kid a voice, Chances are they will have something to say." What it says now: "If you give chances they will a kid are have something a voice [child] to say."

    Merry Pippins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you a a give kid voice chances have they have to will something say

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    #77

    The Tim Hoe Use

    The Tim Hoe Use

    JohnnyAlabama Report

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this one, everybody has to earn his living.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be "gentleman of the evening"?

    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met Tim, jolly good fellow he is.

    #78

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

    baggymaggie Report

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing on earth or in the heavens more disgustingly saccharine than candy corn.

    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take Jesus candy over communion wafers any day.

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    #80

    Well If You Insist

    Well If You Insist

    Mad_Mark90 Report

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    #81

    This Is This Is Meme

    This Is This Is Meme

    Groenboys Report

    #82

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    5W1TCHY Report

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, i'm 'a compel him to put women in the sequel" Angelica Schuyler

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference in color makes this one fairly easy to read. It really shouldn't be here.

    #83

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Mineral_myco_medic Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same message however you read it "feed animals school kids" or "feed animals kids parties".

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    #84

    Black Matter Lives!

    Black Matter Lives!

    daveberzack Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's called "Dark Matter"... But does it really live?

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably some of it could be called "alive". We can't know because (as the name implies) it's all but impossible to observe.

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    #85

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    not_quite_creative Report

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is teal? Does colour even matter?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that those christianists always get that stuff across so very full of decency, that's beyond me. No matter what stupid gibberish they sourced from whereever, and yoda'ed back and forth, it always is ever is only is spreading very, so very love, much.