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The human brain is truly amazing… We aren’t able to do much when we’re born. But the next thing you know, a little person is saying their first words. Then using full sentences. And later, reading and writing. Think about reading for a minute. We’re basically decoding random markings into meaningful messages. And we get to a point where we can do this fast. And without thinking. Like you might have done just now.

But sometimes we come across something so confusing we need to stop. Go back. And read it again. Until it hopefully starts to make sense. Unfortunately, some things will never make sense. Like a few of the signs posted in the r/dontdeadopeninside online community. It’s a space dedicated to “signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right”. It has over 714 thousand members sharing the funniest, most bizarre signs they’ve ever come across. Keep scrolling for a list of our best of all time signs posted by the community, and let us know which ones really left you confused.

#1

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

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Eroe Infinito
Community Member
2 years ago

That never happens all the time.

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    #2

    Jesus Scares

    Jesus Scares

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    Nora Foster
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    we love a versatile king 💅🏽

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    #3

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

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    Eileen Schaefer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Me! Overpopulation is a problem

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    #4

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

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    Eroe Infinito
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I qualify!

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    #5

    Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

    Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They're vampires?

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    #6

    We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

    We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

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    Kay Woodpecker
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We sit then.

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    #7

    You Don't Matter. Worry

    You Don't Matter. Worry

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Those days the world does not need you...

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    #8

    Abort Jesus

    Abort Jesus

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    One of the most sensible things I've seen in a while!

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    #9

    I’ll Take One Of Each

    I’ll Take One Of Each

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song!

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    #10

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's harsh

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    #11

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Those blacks and their bean use, what has the world come to?

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    #12

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I hate shrinkflation!

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    #13

    The State Of Washi Wangton

    The State Of Washi Wangton

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I love Washi Wangton. I'm never calling it [Washi Wangton] again.

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    #14

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

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    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ...mines?

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    #15

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    there's litterally no way this makes any logical sence unless it's in a pharmacy

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is very confusing..

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    #17

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

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    Talis
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Say no to alcohol! Smoke weed instead!"

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    #18

    Wet Men Paint At Work

    Wet Men Paint At Work

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I loved their music.

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    #19

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bararapa, bararapa bararapa bararapa bararump bararump ba Ra Ra.

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    #20

    So I Fart Old Dust

    So I Fart Old Dust

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And it's farm fresh

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    #21

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The other 7 are with the Other Mother.

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    #22

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But

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    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    who you call noob?

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    #23

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Which animal do I have to push then? A firefly?

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    #24

    W Fart Free Water

    W Fart Free Water

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    Elias
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    that's definitely a W if you get your water fart free.

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    #25

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

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    Egodeist
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Holy carp that took me a while to work out - it's either Asia Book Cover Design or Asiard Enens I Boo V Gock

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    #26

    Stand Hong With Kong

    Stand Hong With Kong

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You'd better call Kong

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    #27

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

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    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    My brain hurts just trying to read this

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    #28

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ... Saxonia, Thuringia ... I've heard people yell "Heil Höcke" already, and it didn't appear very much like a joke, more a blatantism about their mindset that all too easily can be brushed off as a joke that "just lacks a tad of taste". No, we gotta take this serious.

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    #29

    Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

    Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Non action is my specialty

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    #30

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

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    It's me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is actual good design.

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    #31

    No Daniel Craig No

    No Daniel Craig No

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    MacFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Die, James Bond, die!

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    #32

    Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What is supposed to be going on under the shirt for their heads to be contoured like that??

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    #33

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

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    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Mouth Popcorn? I dread to think of where else I would put it

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    #34

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why do people write this way? It's annoying af!

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    #35

    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Can somebody call me an ambulance, I just had a stroke trying to read that! /s

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    #36

    Cuth Pube

    Cuth Pube

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    Jenn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The cube pube!!

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    #37

    Please The Beans

    Please The Beans

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    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh I'll please the beans already!

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    #38

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It started out with promise...

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    #39

    Shosple Colupis

    Shosple Colupis

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    At Hogwarts, it would probably make sense

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    #40

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I wish I Could forget high school

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    #41

    The Nofarts Joker

    The Nofarts Joker

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    Ni Mho
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Jesus loves bad guys, the no farts Joker?

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    #42

    I Am Dond

    I Am Dond

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    Sebastián Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hi, Dond!

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    #43

    Dip Dip

    Dip Dip

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    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We dip dip!

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    #44

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

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    Bobbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    in the deep next episode... suzy reveals she loves soft spanks

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    #45

    Eggmnnaeet

    Eggmnnaeet

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Truly a question for the ages.

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    #46

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Even if you read it how they wanted it makes no sense 💀

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    #47

    Honk Ha Against Te

    Honk Ha Against Te

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    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Poor old Te, what did they do to deserve this

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    #48

    Go Citd Wals!

    Go Citd Wals!

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Citadel Walls has always been my favorite team.

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    #49

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's either done fast and bad, or slow and good.

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    #50

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It’s supposed to say “Pinghe Teacher Hotel”, but I had to google that too

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    #51

    Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

    Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This sounds like when the porn industry takes a famous movie title and changes it slightly to be a funny porn title. Bonus points for living in the town of Swallow. /J

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    #52

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    100% hygiene is destroying civilization.

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    #53

    Sophisticated Ho

    Sophisticated Ho

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    is that another name for high class escorts?

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    #54

    Aliectass

    Aliectass

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    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ok, jokes aside, why is Assassin one of the six words?

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    #55

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

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    Murdock Schlegel
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I knew its hard to find qualified workers, but chicken?!

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    #56

    Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

    Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I thought we called them "little people" these days.

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    #57

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

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    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    AIM for the trees

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    #58

    Loho Veme

    Loho Veme

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's italian. And it sure-eh means-eh some-eh thing-eh.

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    #59

    South Mouth

    South Mouth

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I've heard of front butt but not of south mouth

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    #60

    This Sign At A&f

    This Sign At A&f

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What are they fitting the rooms into?

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    #61

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

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    It's me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Players Social.

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    #62

    Redshe Neckshed

    Redshe Neckshed

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I still can't understand what the original was, what is a "She Shed"?

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    #63

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's what happens when you turn the shower on too hot in the morning...

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    #64

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

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    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    what the fart is cheese disease

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    #65

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    well, if they insist.

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    #66

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No one's forcing you idiots to take the vaccine. Fụck off.

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    #67

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

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    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sounds gay, I'm in!

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    #68

    Hoho Pepe

    Hoho Pepe

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    Meyrin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    bgf8f8f8-f...8f8.u1.jpg bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.u1.jpg

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    #69

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree……wait 🤔

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree……wait 🤔

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Finally, one that works.

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    #70

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

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    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    “Love is watching someone die and watching someone die is hard”

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    #71

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

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    FloC
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They are quite honest.

    #72

    This Jesus Cowboy

    This Jesus Cowboy

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I didn't even know Jesus had a wife and kids. /J

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    #73

    Noki Parng

    Noki Parng

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Isn't that a KPOP star's alias?

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    #74

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    hm, I wonder if that store has anything going on

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    #75

    Anel Nasa

    Anel Nasa

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    An entirely new spin on Frozen.

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    #76

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

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    doredde
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If you try to position texts in a straight, logical line, chances are high that my brain will not end up short-circuiting...

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    #77

    The Tim Hoe Use

    The Tim Hoe Use

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    doredde
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nothing wrong with this one, everybody has to earn his living.

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    #78

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    There is nothing on earth or in the heavens more disgustingly saccharine than candy corn.

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    #79

    Don't Dead Open Inside

    Don't Dead Open Inside

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    Wilhelmina MISON
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    what

    #80

    Well If You Insist

    Well If You Insist

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    #81

    This Is This Is Meme

    This Is This Is Meme

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wouldn’t be surprised if Bilal Hassani did that on purpose… 😀

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    #82

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

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    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, i'm 'a compel him to put women in the sequel" Angelica Schuyler

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    #83

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's the same message however you read it "feed animals school kids" or "feed animals kids parties".

    #84

    Black Matter Lives!

    Black Matter Lives!

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    Talis
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I thought it's called "Dark Matter"... But does it really live?

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    #85

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

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    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    God is teal? Does colour even matter?

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