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The human brain is truly amazing… We aren’t able to do much when we’re born. But the next thing you know, a little person is saying their first words. Then using full sentences. And later, reading and writing. Think about reading for a minute. We’re basically decoding random markings into meaningful messages. And we get to a point where we can do this fast. And without thinking. Like you might have done just now.

But sometimes we come across something so confusing we need to stop. Go back. And read it again. Until it hopefully starts to make sense. Unfortunately, some things will never make sense. Like a few of the signs posted in the r/dontdeadopeninside online community. It’s a space dedicated to “signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right”. It has over 714 thousand members sharing the funniest, most bizarre signs they’ve ever come across. Keep scrolling for a list of our best of all time signs posted by the community, and let us know which ones really left you confused.

#1

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

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    Jesus Scares

    Jesus Scares

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    #3

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

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    There’s a whole science behind reading. And researchers from various fields continue to study it. Some want to understand how we make sense of words. Others are looking for new ways of teaching people to read. One of the things they’ve found is that the human brain is not prewired to learn to read naturally. It’s something we are taught or must learn. During reading, various parts of our brain work together to make words come to life - and make sense.

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    “The ability to read text, process it and understand its meaning,” is how Oxford Owl describes reading comprehension. The University Of Oxford’s homeschooling site breaks it down like this: “It relies on two, interconnected abilities: word reading (being able to decode the symbols on the page) and language comprehension (being able to understand the meaning of the words and sentences).”

    #4

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

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    #5

    Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

    Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

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    #6

    We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

    We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

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    The two need to work together like a well-oiled machine. Meaning, if you can decode words, but don’t understand their meaning, you won’t be able to comprehend a text. And if you can understand what the words mean, but you can’t decode them, you also won’t be able to comprehend text.

    #7

    You Don't Matter. Worry

    You Don't Matter. Worry

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those days the world does not need you...

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    #8

    Abort Jesus

    Abort Jesus

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most sensible things I've seen in a while!

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    #9

    I’ll Take One Of Each

    I’ll Take One Of Each

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song!

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    There are many factors that can impact our ability to understand text. Dyslexia is one of them. The Mayo Clinic defines it as “a learning disorder that involves difficulty reading due to problems identifying speech sounds and learning how they relate to letters and words (decoding).” Researchers have found it’s caused by disruptions in how someone’s brain processes writing so they can understand it.

    #10

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

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    #11

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those blacks and their bean use, what has the world come to?

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    #12

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

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    You are not doomed if you have dyslexia. Some super famous people have revealed they’re dyslexic. Kim Kardashian recently spoke about her daughter North’s diagnosis. She’s one of many to speak out and break the stigma attached to learning disabilities.

    Anderson Cooper is an Emmy Award winning news anchor and journalist. A big part of his job involves reading words on a teleprompter. But as a kid, Cooper struggled to read. He’s spoken publicly about his struggles. And said he would carry a book around with him but “would just pretend to read it, because I had trouble reading and making sense of words, in particular, letters.”

    #13

    The State Of Washi Wangton

    The State Of Washi Wangton

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Washi Wangton. I'm never calling it [Washi Wangton] again.

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    #14

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

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    #15

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's litterally no way this makes any logical sence unless it's in a pharmacy

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    Cooper admitted even those who knew him well had no idea he had dyslexia. “I think it’s a sign of probably how well I tried to hide it when I was a little kid,” he said. “I remember at the time being concerned that other people would find out about it.” The news anchor has credited teachers and reading specialists with helping him to overcome his difficulty and excel in his career.

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    #16

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

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    #17

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say no to alcohol! Smoke weed instead!"

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    As an actress, Keira Knightley’s job also involves a lot of reading. But she too revealed she once struggled with dyslexia. She told the Guardian that she overcame her reading difficulties with the help of Emma Thompson’s Sense and Sensibility screenplay script.

    “My mum, who worked with her on Sense and Sensibility, got me a copy of the screenplay Emma had written," said Knightley. "And I was – am – dyslexic and the way she got me over it was to say: 'If Emma Thompson couldn't read, she'd make sure she'd get over it, so you have to start reading, because that's what Emma Thompson would do'."

    #19

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bararapa, bararapa bararapa bararapa bararump bararump ba Ra Ra.

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    #20

    So I Fart Old Dust

    So I Fart Old Dust

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    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the farted old dust farm fresh ?

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farm fresh, organic, free range farts

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old dust can’t be worse than cow farts

    The Shark
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FARM FRESH old dust. That means it's high quality! 😂

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way you read it they still farting dust

    Shy Dragon (they/it/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i misread “farm fresh” as “warm (,) fresh”

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    #21

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines

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    Sometimes, the issue doesn’t lie with the reader. No matter how good we normally are at reading or comprehension, some things are just hard to read. Like a few of the signs on this list. The Sign Research Foundation actually did a study on this very thing.

    They found that the number one reason people couldn’t decipher a sign was because the letters were too small. 83% of respondents surveyed gave that as their main gripe. While 71% blamed the placement of the sign. Just under half had an issue with the font used.

    #22

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But

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    #23

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

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    #24

    W Fart Free Water

    W Fart Free Water

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    Elias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's definitely a W if you get your water fart free.

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    Many marketing, PR and creative experts will agree that signage is vital to your business. And there are some tips to take into consideration when planning yours. These include keeping signs visible and legible. Living by “less is more” - short messages are easier to read. You should also avoid clutter. Use clean, crisp and easy-to-read fonts. Pay attention to the colors you use. And our personal favorite: don’t write a bunch of rubbish on your sign!

    #25

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

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    Egodeist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy carp that took me a while to work out - it's either Asia Book Cover Design or Asiard Enens I Boo V Gock

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    #26

    Stand Hong With Kong

    Stand Hong With Kong

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    #27

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain hurts just trying to read this

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    #28

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

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    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Saxonia, Thuringia ... I've heard people yell "Heil Höcke" already, and it didn't appear very much like a joke, more a blatantism about their mindset that all too easily can be brushed off as a joke that "just lacks a tad of taste". No, we gotta take this serious.

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    #29

    Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

    Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

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    #30

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

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    #31

    No Daniel Craig No

    No Daniel Craig No

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    #32

    Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten. Remembered Never

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is supposed to be going on under the shirt for their heads to be contoured like that??

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    #33

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mouth Popcorn? I dread to think of where else I would put it

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    #34

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people write this way? It's annoying af!

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    #35

    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody call me an ambulance, I just had a stroke trying to read that! /s

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    #37

    Please The Beans

    Please The Beans

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    #38

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

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    #39

    Shosple Colupis

    Shosple Colupis

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    #40

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

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    #41

    The Nofarts Joker

    The Nofarts Joker

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    Ni Mho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus loves bad guys, the no farts Joker?

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    #44

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

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    Bobbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the deep next episode... suzy reveals she loves soft spanks

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    #45

    Eggmnnaeet

    Eggmnnaeet

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    #46

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you read it how they wanted it makes no sense 💀

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    #47

    Honk Ha Against Te

    Honk Ha Against Te

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor old Te, what did they do to deserve this

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    #48

    Go Citd Wals!

    Go Citd Wals!

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Citadel Walls has always been my favorite team.

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    #49

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either done fast and bad, or slow and good.

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    #50

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to say “Pinghe Teacher Hotel”, but I had to google that too

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    #51

    Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

    Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like when the porn industry takes a famous movie title and changes it slightly to be a funny porn title. Bonus points for living in the town of Swallow. /J

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    #52

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

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    #53

    Sophisticated Ho

    Sophisticated Ho

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that another name for high class escorts?

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    #54

    Aliectass

    Aliectass

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    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, jokes aside, why is Assassin one of the six words?

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    #55

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

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    Murdock Schlegel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew its hard to find qualified workers, but chicken?!

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    #56

    Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

    Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we called them "little people" these days.

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    #57

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

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    #58

    Loho Veme

    Loho Veme

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    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's italian. And it sure-eh means-eh some-eh thing-eh.

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    #59

    South Mouth

    South Mouth

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of front butt but not of south mouth

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    #60

    This Sign At A&f

    This Sign At A&f

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    #61

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

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    #62

    Redshe Neckshed

    Redshe Neckshed

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't understand what the original was, what is a "She Shed"?

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    #63

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you turn the shower on too hot in the morning...

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    #64

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

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    #65

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

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    #66

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one's forcing you idiots to take the vaccine. Fụck off.

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    #67

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

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    #69

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree……wait 🤔

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree……wait 🤔

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    #70

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

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    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Love is watching someone die and watching someone die is hard”

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    #71

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

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    #72

    This Jesus Cowboy

    This Jesus Cowboy

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife relegated to second place behind a dead guy he's never even met

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    #73

    Noki Parng

    Noki Parng

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    #74

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm, I wonder if that store has anything going on

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    #75

    Anel Nasa

    Anel Nasa

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    #76

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    The_missing_link_69 Report

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you try to position texts in a straight, logical line, chances are high that my brain will not end up short-circuiting...

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    #77

    The Tim Hoe Use

    The Tim Hoe Use

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    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this one, everybody has to earn his living.

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    #78

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing on earth or in the heavens more disgustingly saccharine than candy corn.

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    #80

    Well If You Insist

    Well If You Insist

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    #81

    This Is This Is Meme

    This Is This Is Meme

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    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t be surprised if Bilal Hassani did that on purpose… 😀

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    #82

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    5W1TCHY Report

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, i'm 'a compel him to put women in the sequel" Angelica Schuyler

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    #83

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same message however you read it "feed animals school kids" or "feed animals kids parties".

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    #84

    Black Matter Lives!

    Black Matter Lives!

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's called "Dark Matter"... But does it really live?

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    #85

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    not_quite_creative Report