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239 Times Parents Of 6-Year-Olds Took To Twitter To Share What Their Little Devil Did, And It’s Hilarious
Every year a child comes up with new ways to challenge their parents, and 6 is no exception. Probably inspired by Ryan Reynolds, moms and dads often turn to Twitter to share their frustration and hilarious jokes. Bored Panda has compiled a list of tweets that perfectly portray life with a 6-year-old kid, and every parent will relate.
From decoding their snack logic to listening to their never-ending stories, these experiences will teach you a thing or two about spending time with the little devils. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your favorites!
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I never could understand those kids who actually *wanted* to go to school...
For some of us, it was pretty much the only place we got to see our friends, most of the time. Until I started getting bullied for real, I loved going to school.
Load More Replies...I find that to be a weird thing to say for a 6 year old. o.o Maybe when she's older, but 6? She must be in like Kindergarten... I'm actually kind of worried. :(
Nah. Kids are just funny that way. And it's super structured now (unlike when I was a kid)--there is no "play time", or even recess. Even running around is structured in PE.
Load More Replies...kid figured it out right away. poor thing has a long 12 years ahead of him
O-O just say what the fruit. It might not have such disastrous effects.
Are you sure that's a six year old and not a wise old man trapped in a child's body ?
Exactly! That's me in class... Two mark Hours pass by and boom, the second hand is still moving at snail's pace to complete five minutes...
My nephew used to explain the shape once he's done. One time it was Field Hockey stick.
It always happens. You get too old then, BAM! You're uninteresting.
Hey, it's all relative. When you speak at volume 11.0, then 9.0 does seem quieter.
This is a line from a old movie, I’ve seen it but can’t remember which. Your six is trying to impress you, and doesn’t realize the horror he just quoted. Go along with it and praise him for it, to boost his self esteem. Right now he doesn’t have to know that not everything is about him.
I want to play the Snufkin song from Moomin or something with that, LOL. :p
I'm going with 200-500 years unless we find a way to leave the planet.
It's much easier to learn these things as a kid than an adult. I got called out by little kids too when I learning to ride a bike at age 26. Joke's on them, now I can ride a bike AND roller skates.
What an awesome dream to pray for - I would like to meet him/her in dreamland for that adventure
So you think he won't put the bread into the freezer and serve you cold hard frozen bread? Ah, you innocent mind...
just realized I can't explain them... at 24. Anyone got a 6 yo to teach me?
It's alone time, the acoustics are great, people are hesitant to come in and tell you to stop...
I'm laughing at the up all night kid, but not at the therapy bill! Ok, a little at the therapy bill.
Ha! I think I'd call her bluff on that one and make her stay up all night... Sleep is such a beautiful thing...
You know you're doing something right if your kids tell you they hate you.
That is genius. I'm going to start turning my shirts around at every meal
Well, maybe he's seen the sticks and gravel that make up some "healthy" cereals...
Probably didn't notice each other in the same space until you mentioned it.
Well, technically you bought it (I assume), so it's yours to pick up. If Grandma bought it, then she can pick it up...
Well, sorry but no wonder - if you say stuff like "how to spelling"! ;-)
Hey! I was told it was Scottish, like that would be a bad thing. I was proud that I knew a Scottish word!
A family is a group of people that you may have never known had you not been thrown together.
My 6yo thinks if he "jinxes" me it means I have to stop talking until he "frees" me. Hahahaha no.
Is the kid running around in jams and gold necklace chains hollering this?
Well, we all die alone. Some of us just have more toys while doing it.
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my five year old nephew years ago. him: Ugh I hate potatoes! me: Well, you know where fries come from right? him: Of course! The cooker! Ahh good times, simpler times.
That's like me at that age: "pussy, pussy, puss-puss pussy willow!" I was obsessed with pussy willows and a lot of the time I would say only the first part of the word.. so my grandma had to say "don't say that word, it's not a good word and it has another meaning"
I remember when we pulled up to a store and my eldest son (about 6 at the time) was staring at a man and saying 'Wow he's tough! He's really really tough!' My wife asked why he thought that, his response was that we told him its not nice to call people fat, so now he calls them tough 'cause its not a bad thing to be tough.
I know this sounds bad but i don't think 6 year olds would say these kinda things...
It's 2018. Kids are smarter now. And they say some interesting things.
Load More Replies...My niece is only 5 and she's already savage.. God knows what she'll be like when she's 6
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my five year old nephew years ago. him: Ugh I hate potatoes! me: Well, you know where fries come from right? him: Of course! The cooker! Ahh good times, simpler times.
That's like me at that age: "pussy, pussy, puss-puss pussy willow!" I was obsessed with pussy willows and a lot of the time I would say only the first part of the word.. so my grandma had to say "don't say that word, it's not a good word and it has another meaning"
I remember when we pulled up to a store and my eldest son (about 6 at the time) was staring at a man and saying 'Wow he's tough! He's really really tough!' My wife asked why he thought that, his response was that we told him its not nice to call people fat, so now he calls them tough 'cause its not a bad thing to be tough.
I know this sounds bad but i don't think 6 year olds would say these kinda things...
It's 2018. Kids are smarter now. And they say some interesting things.
Load More Replies...My niece is only 5 and she's already savage.. God knows what she'll be like when she's 6