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The near-endless data and resources of the internet allow us to window-shop at a scale that used to be unimaginable. Everything from food delivery to real estate can be found, investigated, and bought online from the comfort of your bedroom, bathroom, or really wherever you prefer to take a device with internet access.
Saving all of our time, the good citizens of the internet now take it upon themselves to find and share their best discoveries, and one great example of this phenomenon is the “Zillow Gone Wild” group. So prepare to see some downright bizarre house listings and be sure to upvote your favorites as you scroll through.
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#1
I Went To View A House Yesterday And Found This Qr Code On The Back Of A Cupboard Door. I Got Bloody Rick Rolled During A House Viewing!
Tata Connasse 2 years ago
It works ! I just zoomed on the pic and scanned it with my phone ! 😂
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#2
Do I Tell The Potential New Owners About The Room In The Basement Or Let Them Find It On Their Own?
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
I would buy the house, not tell my family about the secret room and have it all to myself
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
This is the best!!! Hidden room, awesome print of an awesome painting!! I'd so likely be friends with these folks :D
#3
This Seems Like The Right Place, How Would You Feel About This As A Subreddit?
Id row 2 years ago
Yeah, they can't do this. You'd get people wanting a house for cheap and they'd comment something like, "I know this house, have spent time there and they've never been able to get rid of the roaches. I know they had rats at one time, too." People are too greedy, stupid and malicious to have a feature like this on zillow.
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
Yes! This! For us homeowners, we need a place to publicly vent the horrendous, sometimes dangerous, and always poorly executed choices made by previous homeowners. Also, there needs be a way to warn people "do not buy this house! The home inspection found mould and rot!"
Christos Arvanitis 2 years ago
Wow, where I live (eastern Massachusetts USA) $415K for 1200sf would be considered a steal!
Junebugjump! 2 years ago
I live in the Bay Area. I wish I could find a place for $415k.
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John Baker 2 years ago
In some parts of the country, you'd be lucky to find that gray box that cheap.
For those who are unfamiliar, Zillow is an American real estate site, where people post houses for sale. It has gotten popular due to a combination of utility and the many weird, bizarre, or downright creative listings one can find if they browse long enough. One popular feature is the “Zestimate,” where Zillow will take the information you provide about a property and make its best guess of its value.
While not a perfect indicator of the price one should ask for, it can be a fun way to quickly learn what a unit is worth without paying a realtor to assess it. This could be a sort of reversal of window shopping, it is instead window selling, where one can satisfy the curiosity of prices just for future reference.
#4
Currently Shaking Out My Piggy Bank
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Sad to see the walls in such disrepair. Must have been vacant for ages. Love the timber though
RajunCajun 2 years ago
just old paint falling off plaster walls. it's a problem with old houses.
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Patrick oneil 2 years ago
beautiful house, I've been in it. Also has a full bar, and a stage. Just recently sold for about 400k
ƒιѕн 2 years ago (edited)
A beautiful Queen Anne, By the looks of it, doesn't need much repair work. EDIT: Changed my mind on this one. Home had a massive addition in the 40's and was turned into a Moose Lodge. Zillow listing, https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/98-N-Main-St-Newport-NH-03773/2062087334_zpid/
Tim Nicebutdim 2 years ago
Ornate cornicing, check. Solid wood floors, check. Hand carved wood window frames, fireplaces, panelling, check. Polystyrene ceiling tiles and fluorescent lights, what in the name of all that's holy?
#5
Bond Villains Do Exist
Hill Branda 2 years ago (edited)
You could earn some extra cash as a fire spotter for the Forrest Service while still staying at home.
Kiara Kat 2 years ago (edited)
Not sure if you’re talking about a movie or a real popcorn popper. If you meant that the house reminds you of a movie, that’s the first thing that popped into my head too. It’s “Body Double” from Brian de Palma, 1984. The memorable house in that movie is the Chemosphere on Mulholland Drive in Los Angeles. Great movie, by the way. https://youtu.be/Pt1inP2byUc
Load More Replies... Barbara Forshee 2 years ago
I'll take it. If I find living in it to be terrible I can open it up to tourists looking for good views after climbing the stairs.
#6
This Grass Is Lookin A Little Sus
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
It also doesn't align with the stonework on the right in the second image. X/
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The Veil of Fire 2 years ago
Haha! Ages ago I was taught how to use a brand new program that cut and pasted parts of images. I put grass onto grass less yards like puzzle piece. Put water into dry pools. Made photos look oh so nice. But that was in the 80s. It never looked right but it was sure better then this.
DeoManus Argentem 2 years ago
Is it bad Photoshop or sloppy turf job? A lot of people have fake lawns in the SW US where water is scarce (including my parents in Las Vegas).
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
It's absolutely a bad photoshop job. If you go to the source there are better photos and it's so obvious. We really should be calling out real estate people who pull this nonsense. Was out with a friend and browsing listings while waiting for something else and noticed a friends old house up for sale. "Hey isn't that your brothers old place?" "Nah couldn't be that yard is double his and his kitchen is nowhere near that big. Checked the address, yep it was his brothers place. Extreme camera distortion and photoshop.
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While it is just a “fun” feature, the Wall Street Journal found it to be surprisingly accurate, however, they did warn potential sellers to still get a “professional” estimate, as, in their words, “when Zillow is bad, it can be terrible." Since real estate is a pretty big deal for most of us, probably not worth risking a terrible asking price. One 2016 study found that, on average, the Zestimate was off by about $14’000.
#7
Such A Cute Living R….what Is That?
Panda enthusiast 2 years ago
Thank you, I only noticed it is a bathroom after reading your comment
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Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵 2 years ago
"come inside dont be shy,please wait here and relax while i take a dump"
Anna Drever 2 years ago
I’m scratching my head thinking what’s wrong with this room, seems perfectly nice to me. And then I saw it. 😬
#8
A Drawbridge, A Knight In Armor, A Murder Dungeon, A Hall Of Mirrors And So Much More (Link In The Comments)
Lucy James 2 years ago
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2009-Victoria-Hl-Rochester-MI-48306/24364811_zpid/
Id row 2 years ago
The hero we needed, thanks. Half of the interior is gaudy as hell, but the other half is nice. And no pool?
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Yeah, having to move all your old murder dungeon stuff is such a drag
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David 2 years ago
it appeared to be. or possibly just mirror coated pillars but effect seems to be the same
Load More Replies... JewishPunnyBunny 2 years ago (edited)
Okay but I love this and if we had the money I'd at least spend a few days there on vacation of someone rented it out. The house is beautiful and the grounds are lovely!
#9
Could You Survive This House?
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
You come to, completely naked, sitting in an open field of flowers, a broken bowling ball in your lap. The screams have returned, and it takes a solid 30 seconds to realize that they are your own.
But for many, the real draw of the site is the ability to just browse to your heart's content. It’s a pretty unique experience, to take a walk through literally thousands of homes across the US. Some people like finding listings of buildings near them to satisfy their craving to be a nosy neighbor, while others perhaps enjoy seeing how massive, expensive houses look.
#10
It Gets More And More Obvious
Szzone 2 years ago
It just makes the whole thing a little creepier, which is the point I guess.
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#11
When Your Decorating Aesthetic Is “1983 Midwestern Marriott Hotel Bar”
Junebugjump! 2 years ago
This is underrated! Can you imagine walking into a house and seeing this?!?
#12
Selling A Home With A Squatter
Megan Curl 2 years ago
This is a REALLY expensive area - top 5 richest counties in the U.S. I’ve also been in this house years ago, which is crazy. Honestly, the price with a squatter was a steal.
Detroit Citizen 2 years ago
Sooo Megan youre the squatter arent you lmao. You never left /s
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liam newton-harding 2 years ago (edited)
Went to view a property in Vermont. A holiday property, of School House, Farm House, three lake side cabins, and nine cabins with a view of a lake, and 40 acres. Started lake side, and turned to the Realtor. "Let's start with the Farmhouse."..."Sorry, that's occupied, we don't have access."..."Okay, weird, but let's look at the School House."..."Sorry, occupied."..."Okay, then let's check the cabins."..."Sorry, only one is unoccupied."..."Who is living in these properties?"..."Friends of the owner."..."Do they have leases?"..."We don't know."..."Okay, where's the septic."..."We don't know."..."Okay, where's the well?"..."We don't know...we think they are illegally drawing water from the lake."..."WTF??...What is going on here? Are you actually trying to sell this property, or is this just some weird prank?...Are there cameras in us, right now?"
I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
Laws need to be changed to protect owners of homes. I was a police officer and we'd get called to homes where one person would try to kick out a spouse/roommate/etc and the law protects them from that. But the law also protects squatters and that's unreasonable and it was frustrating not being able to help people dealing with them.
Spooky Scary Skeletons 2 years ago
That squatter won't stick around long when the first thing I say to them is "It puts the lotion on it's skin.....".
Of course, not all mansions are created equally. A simple drive around some more “upscale” suburban areas will reveal a type of large, but somewhat ugly building commonly referred to as a McMansion. These buildings are infamous for using architectural techniques from real castles and mansions, but with cheap, mass-produced materials. They tend to appear copy-pasted across the landscape, hence the fast-food-like moniker at the front of the word.
#13
Jetsons Time Capsule - Too Busy Finding Star Shaped Decor To Not Block The Entrance Or Add Windows
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Most exterior doors swing outward anyway, per fire code. A person could fit through there. 😉😂
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#14
Built In 1929, Frank Lloyd Wright's "Westhope" Has Hit The Market At $8m
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
I want every single one of his homes, oh, and a Unicorn, and a Billion Dollar Lottery win.
Ariel Andersen 2 years ago
I browsed a listing for a private island with an event space and a 2br FLW house & wondered if it would be worth it (I cannot finance a private island)
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I would love to live in every one of the homes that he designed, especially "Falling Water"
DeoManus Argentem 2 years ago
Looks like the library at my high school (if you remove the pool)
#15
6.5m Home With Indoor Mini Italy
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Are we sure this isn't one of the streets inside the NYNY hotel and casino in Vegas? Looks just like it.
UselessKnowledgeFont 2 years ago
Glad someone asked! It totally looks like Vegas
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
It's outdoor, I read an article about this. The couple that built it wasn't Italian, they just wanted to be able to eat at an Italian cafe every night.
Fintan Lawton 2 years ago
You could have bought a house in Italy for how much it cost to do this Disney BS.
Other terms include "garage Mahal", "starter castle", and "Hummer house," which instantly dates the concept to a time when one could just buy a Hummer. These buildings were probably the clearest and classic representations of new money, as they had the “form” of wealth, without the style, class, or refinement. Not to mention, real mansions tend to have extensive grounds and don’t have twenty or so identical buildings on the same street.
#16
Really, Though
Nicole Brookus 2 years ago
Not just Cali anymore. We're looking to relocate and the sticker shock is insane. Meanwhile Boomers with their pensions tsk tsking at "kids who can't manage their money"
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
You can have a nice castle in Sweden for that amount! Maybe not the biggest one, but 20-30 rooms has been up for sale from time to time. I looked at one for 300.000 dollars (was curious, not really want a 400 yo castle)
David 2 years ago
Because of sort of similar look I just looked up our old house in Davis, CA. $630K. I don't know what we paid for it in the early 60s but it would have been a tiny fraction of that. Also, seems the current owner is a privacy person. The street view is blurred out now. Wasn't when I looked at it a few years ago.
#17
Some Garages Have A Tool Bench, Some Have A Swimming Pool ($338,800 In Ohio)
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Great for those days when you want to go swimming but it's raining...
#18
Y'all Are Not Ready For This One
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Yours for a mere 20 million and, bonus, it's in Florida. 12 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, and it's listed as a single family dwelling, lol! I would live in that library (if it weren't in Florida): https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9291-Point-Cypress-Dr-Orlando-FL-32836/46248293_zpid/
Claire Kaplan 2 years ago
I actually like it, but judging by those aerial views, it's going to be (literally) underwater in a decade.
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I actually love the carved floral columns and winding staircase in the library.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
I have OCD and my brain started screaming, "omg, the amount of dusting?!?!"
mimi luvs cats 2 years ago (edited)
🎵this is why i don't leave the house🎵 (edit: it's a paramore reference)
Zillow and McMansions have even been featured together in a blog titled “McMansion Hell,” which parodied the absolutely horrible homes of the wealthy. The blog mostly mocked the design choices, but also advised readers to not purchase these homes as they tend to make poor financial investments. It was so effective that Zillow actually issued a cease and desist letter, though the company later chose to not pursue legal action.
#19
I Would Not Be Able To Remain Sane If I Lived In This House
Terri Johnson 2 years ago
THIS^^^ !! As a huge Kubrick fan, I'm really impressed with your witty observation, it cracked me up, thank you.
Load More Replies... LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
The exterior is actually quite nice but the interior look like somebody decorated while on LSD.
Perfumista Perfumista 2 years ago
Just take down the mirrors and paint over everything
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Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Poor house. I really really really love the first picture. What did they do to it? Could live with the last too - easy fix. Yet the rest? ...
Marcellus II 2 years ago
It's all the same "easy" fix, redecorate/redo the surface. At $XYZ/sq m.
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Jane Cortez 2 years ago
Somebody discovered kaleidoscopes, deeply discounted metallic faux marble 1980’s themed wallpaper in the dollar bin, along with coordinating floral fabric and wallpaper in mid life and decided to combine everything, all at once, in every single room before realizing that they actually preferred to live outside because of becoming permanently cross eyed.
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Okay, that is terrible. Why would you do that to an innocent, actually really nice, house? I really, really liked the outside. #2 made me think of Ghostbusters II - I keep looking for Vigo the Carpathian, and while I'd dislike my bedroom activities projected on the ceiling I could understand how others might find the scenario appealing - but the sitting room? THE BATHROOM? # 5 is just playing SIMS and being too annoyed by the choices to bother decorating a house you'll never live in.
#20
Connecticut Castle
Agfox 2 years ago
"May need to be power washed" (in miniscule print buried somewhere in the advertisement)
Illustrious G 2 years ago
Can you imagine if you did! Maybe it’s pure white!
Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
"Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?" And the inside is just as whackadoodle, enjoy! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/450-Brickyard-Rd-Woodstock-CT-06281/58124274_zpid/
David 2 years ago
it looks like it should come with mascots in character costumes. Beauty and the beast or a few spare princesses or something.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
As someone from the land of castles (Scotland), I have to say that thing looks like some AI monstrosity.
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
The interior of this castle is even crazier than the exterior. 108 pictures on Zillow. Here's the address: 450 Brickyard Rd, Woodstock, CT 06281
Hiram's Friend 2 years ago
No drawbridges, not portcullis, no murder holes, no arrow slits....what's the point?
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
There should always be something left to do so you can make it your own
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Serious Bond Villain Shit Going On In Joshua Tree
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Isn’t this a decommissioned missile silo turned into underground living in the desert?
Jupiter Davis 2 years ago
if you could block the stairwell going down and raise some shutters on the first floor windows you might have a zombie fort
Of course, the majority of listings on Zillow are just normal homes of regular people, the sort one could imagine in their head without much difficulty. But the site's popularity is driven by the sort of content seen here, weird choices by realtors, homeowners who had “unique” ideas, or design choices so terrible that someone should have been fired. If you want to keep seeing these sorts of homes, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our previous articles here, here, and here.
#22
What Is Happening In This Room?!
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
When you have to consummate your marriage to ratify the pact between England, and Spain, and the Royal Court has to bear witness.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
That's where my mind went. Plus, were births of heirs supposed to be witnessed by certain people?
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
When your 7 heirs need a place to sit waiting for you to die.
Valerie G. 2 years ago
There used to a time in the royal family, there needed to be an audience to watch the Queen give birth to prove she was the one who gave birth and not someone else.
#23
Can't Have The Public Thinking They're ~poor~ For Only Having A Truck, Beamer, And Benz In The Driveway, Better Add A Bentley!
Amanda Hunter 2 years ago
Because who doesn't want half an acre of concrete in front of their house.
#24
Ugly, Ugly Bathroom
Z 2 years ago
I'm more worried about the presumably perpetually soggy carpet than the fact that there are two bathtubs.
Eastendbird 2 years ago
With that hideous carpet in there and yet someone has thought "Well the biggest priority is to get rid of those tiles off the wall..."
#25
We See Lots Of Wealth And Bad Taste On This Sub. Here We Have Poverty And Bad Taste
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Love the colours though. The rest... not so much. Yet, they seem to have made the most out of it. Can't blame people for being poor. Easy to comment whilst being rich.... They paint it nicely, it looks tidy and clean, no pile of trash in the yard, so ...?
Tamra 2 years ago
I agree. It looks like they've tried to make the best of what they have, and have some pride in its appearance. Everything looks tidy.
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I think these people have tried to make the very best out of their situation. The bright green makes me happy and it looks neat and tidy.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
i agree with the comments here. it is really hard to have "good taste" when in poverty. i know- i grew up poor. Let's make fun of people with wealth and STILL no good taste. THAT doesn't leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Look like they built the house around the caravan. Granny flat, perhaps?
David Paterson 2 years ago
Oh I see. It's just a caravan with rainproof awnings.
Load More Replies... Kayjunmoon 2 years ago
I don’t like the heading. Neat, clean and tidy. Who has better taste than that?
#26
Imagine Stepping Out Of The Shower Just To Fall Down The Stairs
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Yet, this should be closed usually. Looks like the stairs lead to an unused basement. Close the thing, pull a rug over it. Done.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Slipping on the couple inches of floor while trying to reach for the towel. Though I do see the trap door that doubles as the bathroom floor. Imagine someone trying to come up from the basement while you’re in the shower. F*****g NOPE!
#27
Just Needs A Little Water And It Should Perk Right Up
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS 2 years ago
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...
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Argie Smith 2 years ago
Fir all prospective home buyers out there, beware when you see this. It means one or more of the following things: flooding, roof or internal plumbing leaks, or intense heat and humidity stemming from a non-working HVAC system, ALL of which are very expensive fixes if it got this far with the fan drooping. I speak from very unfortunate personal experience. Hoping to save you the financial hit.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago (edited)
I've seen fans look like that after a fire, I guess from all the water, or steam from the water hitting the fire. I've seen fans look like that in abandoned homes, after being exposed to the elements. And I've even seen fans on people's outside porches that looked like that, after just being there long enough. But I've never, ever seen one look like that, in somebody's lived-in, climate-controlled, used every day home! Why on earth would they even leave it there? Even if they couldn't replace the fan, they could remove the blades. Maybe this was the home of a relative who passed away, and it hasn't been lived in for a while. Or something. Weird. ETA: others have suggested perhaps it was a post-Hurricane Katrina clean up, or something similar. That makes a lot of sense. Especially since the picture is focused on the fan, and not the features of the house. Idk.
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HelloKitty1015 2 years ago
All you need is a very very large mixing bowl filled with pancake batter to make the pancakes from Uncle Buck
Bec 2 years ago
Could be humidity, I saw postings of post hurricane damage like this. Fan blades are a cheap thin particle board type wood
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#28
It Finally Sold. Largest Home In Mt
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
I can imagine just as a 'holiday house' for another Billionaire. *sigh*
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
Probably only went there once or twice and got bored with it. People responsible for it's upkeep most likely forbidden from using any of its rooms or staying there at all, driving an hour or more back and forth from the "poor part of town". #EatTheR.... #EncourgeTheRichToTakeDeepSeaAdventures
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New Everywhere 2 years ago
Tell me you're not a billionaire without telling me...
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Hiram's Friend 2 years ago
People who build these don't clean. Their "people" do.
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#29
She Comes With The House
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Don't know. We don't have access to lower level.
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#30
This Is My Best Friends’ Aunt And Uncle’s House. Ask Me Anything
80 Van 2 years ago
I like to believe that the animals are still alive and are just really good at posing for the camera.
Nano Iders 2 years ago
Even if you like being surrounded by death, cleaning and dusting this place must be a b!tch.
David Paterson 2 years ago
"ask me anything". OK. Can I visit 9 to 5 Monday to Friday, every week? Do you mind me taking DNA samples for the international genetic database of endangered animals?
Jeff (He/They) 2 years ago
This is so f*****g disgusting. Those poor animals. Trophy hunting is absolutely sickening
#31
The Saddest Island
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Spent all their money on a fancy backsplash... couldn't afford the whole island. 🤣
#32
Before And After Zealous Flippers Dementored The Soul Out Of A Property
Rob Chapman 2 years ago
Flippers recently bought a house down the street from me, about a month ago. I've included the before pic....every piece of greenery in this pic is gone (all the bushes, hedges, grass and trees) grass replaced with white rocks, and the house is now entirely painted white, with a light beige trim. Plain and bland. Screenshot...80-png.jpg 
Caro Caro 2 years ago
What a bloody shame. Those flippers just seem to hate green!
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I'm a Flipper...Oh, how did you get into that?...I bought a sh!t-load of grey paint!
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
All 'Flippers' want out of a deal is the mighty $$$. Aesthetics be damned
Pigeonvonbirb 2 years ago
Hey! It looked perfectly fine before... it looks so bland now. AND WHERE OH WHERE IS THAT BEAUTIFUL TREE?
John Baker 2 years ago
They succeeded in changing it from something I'd be interested in to something I wouldn't even want to look at.
MagicJacket 2 years ago
I like the new paint but not on the brick. And why why why would you get rid of that tree in the front?
#33
Home Comes With Whatever (Or Whoever) Is Barricaded Behind This Door
#34
Abandoned School On Sale For $225,000! What A Steal!
Upstaged75 2 years ago
In my area 1 bedrooms can go for $400,000. That's why I'm living in a family member's spare room. :(
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John Topper 2 years ago
Yeah except the renovations and repairs will cost 2-3x that and take months.
#35
Mighty Kitchen Oak
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
While nifty, I wanna see how far I can open the drawers around it.
Dirk Daring 2 years ago
I've seen Poltergeist like fiftyleven times. I see this, I leave immediately.
#36
Just Your Average 20,000 Sq Ft, $15,000,000 Mansion In Florida.... Unless
Biofish23 2 years ago
There are a lot of highly themed condos, houses and mansions available as vacation rentals in the Orlando area. If you are traveling with a large enough group they are often a less expensive option than staying in a hotel.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Some people just have too much money to spend it wisely IMHO
Fennecfoxcat 2 years ago
Yes but like, this is absolutely what I would do with my money
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#37
Maybe A Bit Steep For A House?
Bucket 2 years ago
Just stand at the top, tape the lawnmower handle in place and let it go.
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Pigeonvonbirb 2 years ago
If this was in minecraft or something I would've loved it but, I wonder how that'll hold up
#38
Medieval Times Home Edition
#39
The Interior Is The Visualization Of A Migraine
Szzone 2 years ago (edited)
There are some weird and questionable houses in this collection but this one is just ugly. But it's a sort of impressively ugly. Like stylistically it's consistent, the colors match, the layout and the patterns work with each other. It looks like it's as if someone vomited sour candy mixed with TV static but it's consistent. It's ugly but gloriously ugly.
Mel Rupp 2 years ago
"It looks like it's as if someone vomited sour candy mixed with TV static" You have a gift for description !
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
The clutter, the clashing, the weird textures.... it's panic attack inducing.
#40
Anyone Want To Buy A Church? Only $250,000. Located Near Digby, Nova Scotia
Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago
You can't swim in that water, too cold. You can, however, watch seals.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
Wow! That price won't even get you a 1 bedroom condo in my area. Maybe I need to move to Canada and buy a giant church by the ocean?
David Paterson 2 years ago
Actually, I can think of ten religions that would be willing to kill for a church this good.
René Sauer 2 years ago
If I had the money, I would buy it. And then turn it into a gothic rave club or something 🤣
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Where's the twenty thousand people community that church was built for? This looks oversized like an (albeit majestic) elephant on a chicken paddock.
#41
Looked Like A Fairly Basic $12m Bungalow, Then I Noticed The Lobster Statue
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Best reference this week, Goose. Absolutely smashed it.
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Mama Penguin 2 years ago (edited)
Beautiful bungalow. Looks expensive but still very cozy. I think the lobster statue is a quirky personal touch lol
#42
This Listing Better Be Close To A Fucking Hospital
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Very ugly welding job - to have a very ugly contraption, to end up in said hospital instead, on the roof ?
David Paterson 2 years ago
Just needs painting. What colour would you choose?
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Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Fúck yo knees! ...and yo back, and yo face, and basically yo life in general.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Lawsuit generator. No. F*****g. Way.. Very FIRST thing to rip out—-happily and with my bare hands if air have to—-and replace with a normal SAFE staircase with even steps and handrails on BOTH sides.
John Baker 2 years ago
The first thing I'd do would be rip out this monstrosity and put in a proper staircase.
#43
It's Like A Set From Weekend At Bernie's
#44
This $1.2 Million Home In Rhode Island... I Originally Posted This In R/Mallninjashit
Indosidius 2 years ago
Reminds me of the Matrix Reloaded. The fight in the room with all the medieval weapons....
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
Love the cabinets going up the stairs. I'd fill them with books.
Lola Atkinson 2 years ago
Good amount of weapons for fighting off people who will also not be interested in buying.
#45
18bd, 32br And Comes With A Free Acid Trip
Lola Atkinson 2 years ago
The ultra rich really have horrendous taste. Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it SHOULD be done.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
As a kid that would have been an awesome dollhouse to play with! And the indoor pool is pretty neat.
Load More Replies... Anička 2 years ago
I kinda like the seashell furniture... Wouldn't want to own it though
Load More Replies... HelloKitty1015 2 years ago
Is this Billy Madisons house? But in all seriousness Im not buying it unless they pay to fill the pool
#46
I Don't Even Want To Own This House, I Just Want To Take A Bath In It Real Quick
Frappuchino the hedgehog 2 years ago
Oh whatever bath sauna what’s the diff when it comes to baths
Load More Replies... LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
This makes me think of a Turkish hammam (traditional bathhouse)
#47
We'd Love Tuscany So Much, We Bought It And Moved It To Maryland!
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Pfft, for that kind of money you could just move to Tuscany.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Or avoid the cigarette smoke and snobs and don't move to Tuscany. 👍🏾
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Psychedelic Shower With Cow Tiles- Oregon Listing
Lola Atkinson 2 years ago
I really like it except for the cow. That belongs in the cow room, obviously.
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
That's so cool. It gives me ideas for a renovation I want in future.
#49
The Size Of This Fireplace 😱
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
They wasted a perfect chance to have a walk-in fireplace. Shame.
#50
No Need To Move The Rock When You Can Build Around It
Linus Bourque 2 years ago
That's really common here in Nova Scotia. The cost for blasting out those boulders, especially when there's more granite underneath, would be more than the house is worth.
Blair Logue 2 years ago
I had an apartment with a rock just like this back in the day in the main living space
#51
I Think They Got Out Their Roller And Painted Every Surface White For This Listing
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
So...? I don''t hate this. You can do a lot with colourful carpets/furniture/curtains or accessories. As long as you don't paint perfectly good and nice wood white. ( i see a lot of wood - yet, that does not mean it is nice).
Rinso the Red 2 years ago
A lot of people/realtors do this on purpose when trying to sell a home. It lets the buyers see the house as blank slate that can be made to fit their desires.
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le_smol_froge 2 years ago
hello my baby, hello my darlin, hello my ragtime gal 🎵
Load More Replies... Lyone Fein 2 years ago
This looks like a beautiful old New England house with a lot of original wood still in it.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
To clean up, or to make neater. You can also use it in an aesthetic sense, as in, to make something look neater or cleaner. "Little David left all his toys out, so Mama told him he had to tidy up his room before he could play outside." "After their picnic, Aaron and Micah tidied up their mess, packing up their leftovers and making sure to throw all their trash away properly." "Rose decided to tidy up the outside of her old shed with a fresh coat of yellow paint." I think (but I could be wrong) 'tidy' is used more often in British English. But I've heard it here in the US as well. And now I've said (typed) it so many times, the word is starting to look funny to me too, lol. English is a weird language. But I hope this helps, my friend. 😊
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House On Fire
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Nope. That burning porch roof is almost right over top of that car. At the point this picture was taken, it was already way too dangerous, to get that close. I've seen fire burn from one end of a house to the other, completely gutting it, in less than five minutes. Do *not* screw around with fire. Get the hell out, and stay the hell away. Nothing material is worth your life. Besides, they can't move it now, with the firetruck in the way. And the firefighters wouldn't let them, even if it wasn't. They wouldn't allow anyone but them to be that near the home, at that point. I'd rather leave them alone and let them do their job, anyway. Also, it's possible the home/car owners were away, in another vehicle, and not even there at the time.
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#53
It Just Gets Worse The Further You Go
The Goo King 2 years ago
I'm fairly sure a lot of porn has been filmed there. Better hire a good pre-move cleaning crew, with haz-waste certification.
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Well, yes, we might be "employing" Eastern European women as cam-girls, but we fix them a great meal, at the end of the day.
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
That deteriorated fast - from an expensive, photoshopped looking, generic McMansion kitchen to druggie habitat, to kidnapping victim cell, to interrogation/brainwashing theater, to "torching might at least sanitize it"
David Paterson 2 years ago
Oik. But it does make sense if the second last one is a home cinema and the last is an outside loo.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Buffalo Bill has fabulous kitchen taste. It also makes it less obvious that there's unsavory basement shít happening.
#54
Open Concept Bathroom ($899,000 In Boston)
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Privacy is one thing but sometimes it's good to trap the smells in one tiny room
#55
Best Description I've Seen In All The Houses I've Looked At
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
I hate that you're right. (I'm from California)
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ShayXie 2 years ago
whew and when it was just listed at $199k, it ended up selling for $263k. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2441-Loomis-Trail-Rd-Custer-WA-98240/23652604_zpid/
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Like A Mall With Track Lighting
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Looks to be one of those "houses" that was deigned, from the outset, to be an event space.
#57
Shoot, I Can't Remember What Cabinet I Put The Paprika In
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
"It's in that one. No, THAT one. No no, the OTHER one!" In all honesty, though, having never had nearly enough counter/cabinet space in any kitchen I've ever had, I could totally live with this...
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
I'd have to number the cabinets and keep a list showing the locations where everything is stored. Where's the blender? Let's see....C-12. Get the ladder.
Lola Atkinson 2 years ago
It was made by people who haven't cooked a meal in their lives. It's a prop set for the rich.
#58
What Is It With Rich People Having Boulders Inside Their Homes???
Thee8thsense 2 years ago
That's actually a giant potato, and the house belongs to King and Queen Spud.
#59
"We Have Venice At Home." Venice At Home:
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Every time I see an indoor pool or water feature like this in a residential setting, I think about all the humidity and the resulting damage to the wooden structure of the frame, as well as all the mold growing everywhere.
Pigeonvonbirb 2 years ago
It's not that bad. I like the paintings and the chairs lol. But I would refuse to live in this
#60
The Fridge In The Island Really Pisses Me Off
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
That'd be better but then display with the time and the buttons for the oven would be poking above the rest of the island and drive me crazy! Just burn it down and start over.
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#61
I See Your Utility Pole, And Present To You This Tree
#62
We Are Taking It All With Us!
Cat Chat 2 years ago
That was starting to feel like my childhood home for a bit. Fruit trees, raised flowerbeds and greenhouse. No, we weren't rich. When Mom became a single mother with 5 kids, my grandfather, who grew up on a farm, ensured we had the means to be self sufficient (the raised flower beds was actually a huge, raised garden).
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
When my parents sold our house, anything attached to the floor or walls had to stay. Like the countertops, the toilets, the light fixtures, the hot water heater, the shed. Seems pretty obvious, for most of it. But I wonder if that rule extended to the plants in the landscaping, too? Or the appliances, or our fence? Or is it not an actual rule, just what is agreed upon between buyer and seller? And lastly, this was over 25 years ago, so I wonder if it's different now?
#63
Throw Pillows Make Anything Good!
#64
Someone Went A Little Overboard With The Carpeting Here
Me Myself and I 2 years ago
I can actually imagine this looking very mod with the correct furniture. Actually, I've just evaluated everything else around the carpeted area... I stand corrected
#65
Found A House In My Price Range That I Really Liked…then Saw This
White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago
The previous owners DO NOT like to be disturbed in their slumber.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Don't worry. They won't be there when you move in. ...That you know of...
#66
Care For A Swim?
#67
Carpet Wall & Psychedelic Wallpaper In Never Updated 1975 Basement
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
I think they mean that retro wood paneling. Was everywhere in the 70s/80s.
Load More Replies... MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
I'm impressed that someone managed to vacuum the wall. That's some upper body strength!
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Did...did they vacuum the WALL..? How?? Hand attachment, maybe..? That's...dedication...
Momica98 1 year ago
I have a crawl space like that in my basement. It's to access some of the utilities.
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Excuse Me?
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
I do believe this is illegal. They have to notify the renter. What if the buyer wants to move in and not continue to rent it?
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 2 years ago
when we were house hunting, one within our price range was pretty cool but also old and needed lots of work etc. Tenant was very elderly lady that was about to move to nursing home. We were about to buy it when we found outshe didnt want to move at all. That was the dealbreaker for me.
#69
When You Forget To Account For The Fridge In The Kitchen Layout
Will Cable 2 years ago
This has been around a while and I'm wanting to know if someone bought the place and what they did with the fridge and its location.
#70
Instead Of Becoming President You Can Just Spend $2.6m And Buy A White House Clone
#71
This Beauty Near Me… $850k Outside Edmonton, Ab
#72
13 Of The 56 Photos Of This House Feature This Light Fixture
MongoMarcia 2 years ago
Saw this at home depot. Was wondering how you change the bulb (LEDs?) when it burns out.
#73
I Kinda Like It
Thee8thsense 2 years ago
All that's needed is a steak and a lobster and you have surf & turf & astroturf.
Andy C 2 years ago
Why not add some small blue animated creatures for surf & turf & smurf & astroturf?
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Weasel Wise 2 years ago
What was the draw towards colors representing human waste being use in the 60's & 70's?!?! (Snot green, urine yellow, shít brown....)
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Those seats at the kitchen counter need to be raised. And get that goddamned spring green crate TF out of the kitchen area!
Pigeonvonbirb 2 years ago (edited)
Cleaning would be such a pain... otherwise, it's quite pretty:)
Alisa LaVine 2 years ago
Mid-century modern that has never been updated. A restoration with modern touches could make this place amazing. Concrete, heated floors, modern appliances, etc.
#74
Virginity Rocks; For Sale In Sacramento, Ca
#75
Are Those......carpet Samples???
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Why not? Cheap floor covering for a games room/family room. Discontinued carpet tiles often either get thrown out or sold very cheap ($1 each or so)
Cat Chat 2 years ago
When my grandparents bought their first house, the tv room was carpeted using odd shaped samples of differing colors shag carpet. We made up all kinds of imaginary games on that thing. When they died, my dad had a customary, multicolored flower arrangement done in honor of that carpet.
#76
Close Your Eyes, I Have To Take A Dump
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
They must’ve never heard the old saying “Don’t s**t where you eat.”
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
What is usually called a 'Bedsitter'. Ideal for a single occupier. But at least a partition between the toilet and kitchen would be better
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
Toilets have an average spray radius of 3 feet. Ew.
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#78
A House... In A Barn?!
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Or built around a historic house or barn they couldn’t tear down, and it never occurred to them they could just, like, build next to it or something.
RapidUnscheduledDisassembly 2 years ago
That's one way to keep the outside clean and unweathered, I guess.
#79
This Apartment Complex Sexualizing Their Bathrooms
StrangePenguin 2 years ago (edited)
i could’ve done with a more open kitchen less bathroom space and more office space and a dining room closer to the kitchen
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This Fireplace Is Giving Me A Conniption
#81
Live Laugh Love
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Most likely a family photo. Or, not entirely impossible, just a close up photo if genitals. Either way, it should be blurred.
Load More Replies... ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Maybe this was supposed to have been hung in irony. Like, as a joke. Odd humore, though, IMO...
#82
"Does It Have A Garage?" Well, Yes And No
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Turn the garage into a pool house. Thing is, am I right when I say this pool is in the front yard where the driveway used to (and still should) be? There goes your privacy. Sorry, no skinny dipping.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
No, I think it's around the back. I think the driveway is to the right of it, in the top of, and maybe there used to be a patio leading to the garage, where the pool is now.
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
The yard is so clean and then the garage and house are trashed. So confused.
#83
Welcome
HelloKitty1015 2 years ago
I’ve already seen the sign before, but the gray and white are really cutting edge. I’ve never seen that before.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Husband: Okay, you can have the bedroom of your Pinterest dreams. Decorate it however you want. I won't say a word about anything. But in return, you have to let me hang ONE picture...
#85
Lovers Of Symmetry, Shield Your Eyes
Pigeonvonbirb 2 years ago
The only thing I can tolerate is the small desk at the left. It's cute. The rest... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
#86
Can't Get More Rust Belt Than A Basement Bowling Alley
David Paterson 2 years ago
Yes. I just hate the distortion deliberately created by real estate camera lenses.
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I Have To Drive Past This House Every Time I Visit My Parents. It Is My Nemesis
#88
Absolutely Bananas Mansion And Suddenly Star Wars
#89
Got To Love An Ensuite Bathroom!
#90
Someone Got A Good Discount On Blue Paint
#91
Technically It’s Two Houses, But Y’all Gotta Click On This One To Fully Experience This
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
This is just lazy...no follow up pictures? A link to click? Even an address? Ugh, BP "writers" are a JOKE!
seasidecav 2 years ago
Click on Teddythehedge and it takes you to the listing
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Batwench 2 years ago
Click on the link under the photo. It takes you to the original post which has all the pictures.
Load More Replies... #92
Instead Of Worrying Whether The Bed Frame Will Blend In With The Carpet, Just Add The Carpet To The Bed Frame. It Won’t Look Unusual
Szzone 2 years ago
Gotta love these bedrooms. So unhinged. Why the huge space? Where do I put my clothes when I get ready for bed? Where do I plug my phone in to charge? That socket on the right is very far away. Feels like a bedroom from a 2000s video game.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
And the carpet looks like hundreds of tiny ghosts are trapped in it. It would be the first thing to go if I bought this house. Fly free, little spirits!
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These People Have Been Trying To Unload This Kentucky Prepper House Since At Least 2019. Alllll That "Mountain House" Food Is Stashed Down There For When The Apocalypse Comes
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Here's the link with all the pics: https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/comments/14ptc74/these_people_have_been_trying_to_unload_this/
#94
Is It Normal For NYC Listings To Include A Realtor Photoshoot?
A Shipper 2 years ago
If you click on the link on the bottom left, you will see pics of the realtor posing in the house.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
The rest of the pics have the realtor posing in random places around the house.
#96
Y’all Aren’t Ready For This Bedroom
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
A brain dead moron who likely tells people they are a "journalist" or even worse, a "writer"
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