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“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community
Many things can call for a double-check, be it something unusual we thought we saw at the store (until we glanced at it again and realized it was nothing out of the ordinary) or something unexpected we noticed while browsing on the computer. No matter the scenario, such situations typically make us stop in our tracks for a second and go “wait, what?!”
Plenty of situations evoking such a reaction are shared on the subreddit titled exactly that. Boasting more than 14,000 members, the ‘Wait What’ community is dedicated to all sorts of unexpected turns of events and humorous stories, some of which you can find in the list below; so scroll down to view them and see for yourself how a joke can stop you dead in your tracks.
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#1
Vaccines Exposed
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I don't think this was the experience Laurence was expecting.
Jessica Bertram 1 year ago
Laurence is probably still disappointed. To that i say, OH WELL
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Paul C. 1 year ago
This is the same as when you check how many stars an item has received from buyers and there is always someone who gives a one star review. You read it and find it's because it was stolen from their front porch. Really helpful.
Jenna Kay 1 year ago
Or they didn't read what the product description was - drives me crazy!
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SirWriteALot 1 year ago
I like it but I doubt most antivaxxers take the time to read more than the initial post.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
And they include it it their claims of the number of people who had "bad reactions" to the vaccine ".
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Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
Haha love it. I believe Laurence was hoping for a “don’t take the vaccine for gods sake it’s poisoned” or something like that. They’re probably antivax and wanted some juicy shït to tell other antivaxers. Well not this time Laurence. 🤣
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#2
Hmmmm
arthbach 1 year ago
In most parts of the world, sharing a grandma isn't a problem. The BMJ (British Medical Journal) says the increased risk of genetic problems with cousins procreate is 2-3%. However, when cousin-marriage is the norm, rather than the exception, these risks rack up quickly.
day light 1 year ago
imo, the issue here isn't the potential for genetic issues, moreso the ick factor of doing something like that with someone you were raised as family with
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SillySparklyGirl 1 year ago
The Alabama joke is so tired, so played out. West Virginia and Kentucky are your prime targets for that humor.
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Verena 1 year ago
At today's divorce rate and number of patchwork families, the chance of them not beingcrelated to each other is quite high. If "our" is about family connections and not blood line.
PFD 1 year ago
I think it's more likely the person is a first-language speaker of a language that uses possessives slightly differently.
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PFD 1 year ago
Personally I'd have said the best case is the person is using the wrong possessive adjective tbh.
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#3
Yta And Need More Socks
HTakeover 1 year ago
And those licenses are for if they ever feel the need for a fresh start, she can start that new life with the name of her choice!
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Oddly Me 1 year ago
You could actually be right about that. Many of the notorious serial killers tend to live contrasting lives.
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While typically accompanying something rather shocking, wait, what moments can actually benefit a person, as surprising information is believed to enhance one’s memory, consequently helping them learn.
According to Scientific American, novelty within a familiar context allows a person to store a certain event in their memory more easily, thanks to the brain part known as the ‘novelty detector’.
Located in the temporal lobe of the cerebral cortex, for those well familiar with what’s happening inside our heads, the said ‘novelty detector’ is the hippocampus—one of the most significant brain regions in regards to discovering, processing, and storing sensory information.
The reason why the hippocampus is called the ‘novelty detector’ is because it is activated more by new stimuli than by something one is already familiar with.
#4
Shaming Is Bad, No Matter Who It's Directed To
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Anyone with religious c**p on their car is guaranteed to be either a road rager, red light runner, stops/parks on crosswalks, or turns through crossing pedestrians. The more overtly religious they are less ethical they are. The only moral xians I've ever met were the ones that I learnt their religious views by accident.
T J R 1 year ago
Or someone that rolls down their window at the red light and screams at you to not text and drive. When I wasn't doing. My phone was on the dash holder for GPS and I hadn't touched my phone at all. Her and her husband starting taking pictures of me and recording me. They were scary.
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Iampenny 1 year ago
Took me way longer than I would like to admit - I blame my cluelessness on the fact that it is Monday morning.
#5
👁️👃 👁️ What
Alexander Brooks 1 year ago
Hard to decide if this is more of a hold up post, or more of a technically correct post.
Scientific American continued to explain that the hippocampus compares new information with already stored knowledge, and if the information doesn’t match—meaning that there’s something new and likely surprising—it releases a pulse of dopamine into one’s system.
After traveling through different parts of the brain, it connects to the hippocampus again and triggers release of more dopamine, creating a feedback mechanism known as the hippocampal-SN/VTA loop, which can help people memorize and learn things more easily.
#6
Wait A Dang Minute
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Wildest thing about this is that the message from Monster is older than the breaking news alert!
Leigh 1 year ago (edited)
I was just reading an online article about a growing tumor. The ad on the page proclaimed experience new growth! It made me laugh.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
As a cancer survivor, I would really like to turn down that offer...Thank you I guess? 😁
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Cat Dragon 1 year ago
I was reading a bp article about last words. One of my friends in a group chat with like five other people said "nah everyone died" bc no one said anything for a few hrs. Yep.
#7
Everyone Would Use Shapeshifting In Their Own Ways I Guess
Heather Evans 1 year ago
Okay I love this, would totally choose the last option .. freak the c**p out of that old a-hole
TheCrazyBunnyLady 1 year ago
If she were still alive, I'd only have to tell my mum that I'm dating a second generation non-western immigrant. She'd have apoplexy! The funny part is: my boyfriend's family has been Dutch for centuries, and they're whiter than snow. My boyfriend's dad was born abroad because his parents travelled a lot, and that's why he went into the books as a non-western immigrant 🤣
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lonely miso 1 year ago
I’d turn into someone who I hate and say really rude stuff that they’d say to me normally but I’d say it to the people who are still friends with them >:D
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Most people choose invisibility or flying, but shape-shifting would be the ultimate super power. And it would include most other super powers. Matching the scenery = invisibility. Becoming a bird = flying.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago (edited)
I often wonder about "super power rules". Like with shapeshifting. Can you change mass as well as shape? Or do you become a 40 foot long dragon, that only weighs 80kg? Or you can become a bunny rabbit... that weighs 80kg... And can you actually become metal, or just flesh that looks like metal, in which case you'd be a wobbly robot... that weighs 80kb. Do you have to understand the biology and physiology as well or do you look like a dragon, but you can't breathe fire or fly because you don't make the organs required. On a different note, it seems likely that if you had the degree of control required to change shape perfectly then you'd also be immune to aging, pretty much any non-instantly fatal injury and potentially diseases as well.
Smiley Rie 1 year ago
Ah Ken… like me, you have probably also pondered how wings would actually attach to the human body if we managed to fuse science & fantasy to give us wings. The scapula just wouldn’t work, so would they have to attach to arms too, or replace the scapula?
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Anna Meyers 1 year ago
You're still going to have the same mass and the same weight, so take that into your calculations.
#8
Wait What
Amanda Rose 1 year ago
The Duolingo owl has always creeped me out. There is something wrong with that bird!
Gerald Douglas 1 year ago
This is what you signed up for with the T&C's. When a streak is broken, so is one item on your body.
Our memory—and consequently, our ability to learn—are not the only aspects that tend to be affected by unexpected wait, what moments. In a Ted Talk back in 2019, a psychologist and professor emeritus at Southern Oregon University, as well as an expert in life-changing events, Dr. Michael A. Rousell, PhD, suggested that surprises can change our beliefs, too.
#9
That's Just How I Am
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
It says here you're positive for meth...so can you work a double tonight?
Paul Brown 1 year ago
Sounds like my boss! I quit drinking in 2011, apparently my drinking was not the cause of my weirdness.
Kelly Sherman 1 year ago
Same lol! I quit and the weirdness didn't end 🤷♀️
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Anna Meyers 1 year ago
We don't say weird anymore. We call ourselves aspies, but you have to say neurodivergent, and you can't fire us! Bwah- ha-ha-haaaah!
#10
Plot Twist!
MushroomHead22 1 year ago
im lactose intolerant, and i eat ice cream sometimes, and it's always on purpose.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
My mother is lactose intolerant and is always “surprised” when she gets horrifically ill after eating ice cream or cheese XD “But I took my lactose pill!” yeah bruh you took it AS YOU WERE EATING the ice cream… if you want those enzymes to help, you gotta take ‘em in ADVANCE.
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Alexander Brooks 1 year ago
Another post that seems more like a “techniquely correct” post. This type of interaction happens a lot on all dating apps. “I’m not actually looking for a partner, just like looking at pictures”, has been said to me in several variations. Best one was when we actually went on the date, and she told me she was just trolling for comedy material, and then she apologized and said “there’s nothing funny about a guy who’s polite”. Strangest backhand complement ever.
Phil Vaive 1 year ago
Nah, the metaphor isn't right at all. Like I said in another comment, he isn't in the dairy aisle. He's in an ice cream store known for shoving samples down their patron's throats
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#11
At Least He's Having Fun
Leslie Cookietown 1 year ago
Not really! He's happy --she's not! HE must have filled for it and dang glad it's over!! 😀
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amy lee 1 year ago
A picture speaks a thousand words, this picture explains why he is getting divorced.
v 1 year ago
This picture doesn't explain why the divorce is happening any better than reading only his or her version of events on Reddit.
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whiterabbit 1 year ago
My ex and I went out to dinner after signing our divorce papers. The waitress asks us if we're celebrating anything and we said yea, our divorce. She laughed until she realized we were serious, not all divorces are sad 🤷🏻♀️
Phil Vaive 1 year ago
Can I ask, out of curiosity, what made you guys get divorced? Sounds like you stayed friendly!
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JayWantsACat 1 year ago
People thinking this picture explains, or that they understand, why these two are getting divorced from this one picture is f*****g WILD. This picture is meaningless to us strangers without more context.
Phil Vaive 1 year ago
It says a lot more about the people who interpret it than it does about the people in the photo
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Roxy222uk 1 year ago
I'm always uncomfortable with this kind of photo. Those two women did not consent to have their picture, and the context, spread all over the internet where they will last for years. The ex-wife is well shot of that a. hole.
Vira 1 year ago
It's actually a meme image of a Stardew valley YouTuber who divorced everyone in the game
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Professor Rousell started his Ted Talk with an example; he asked the audience to imagine themselves standing in traffic, when they see the car next to them start to hover all of a sudden. “You’d be surprised,” he said, adding that in such an instance, one’s eyes might open wide and their jaw might drop; they are likely to experience a burst of dopamine and instantly stop what they were thinking or doing.
“And then you instantly form a new belief—cars can hover,” the expert continued, and pointed out that people don’t form such a belief intentionally; it happens to them and there’s nothing they can do to undo it.
#12
Oh
SM 1 year ago
Why men think women would like a nude picture of them is beyond me, and I'm a man. I have never heard of a woman actually requesting that.
TheCrazyBunnyLady 1 year ago (edited)
Yep! Crudely put: I can buy a d*ck in a shop or get a one night stand to have fun. When I'm looking for a man I'm looking at everything else that a man has. Things like a sense of humour, a mature way of solving problems, or a fun outlook on life. Never have I been interested in checking what he's packing.
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Guys: never, ever send a d**k pic unless you are asked to. Not only is it gross and usually unwanted, but in some jurisdictions you can be arrested for that s**t.
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Good advice. Forcing someone to look at your genitals without their consent **is** sexual abuse, pure and simple. Advising your friend to commit sexual abuse because you think it will be funny is not the sign of an actual friend.
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Happypenguin26 1 year ago
Unsolicited pictures is NOT how we get a girl, gentlemen. Tell her a joke or something.
MattyCT 1 year ago
Has sending random nude pics to a girl EVER worked? I'm a guy and girls never just randomly send nudes as an ice breaker without asking for a credit card number.
Smiley Rie 1 year ago
Lol 😂 And if they do, it’s probably actually a bloke on the other end … of the text/email. Obviously there’s one on the other end of the… ok. I’ll take my foot & mouth & see myself out 🫣
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Hahahaha WTF I can’t stop laughing🤣🤣🤣 what the hell?! Is he stupid or something!? No way he thought the friend asking for his nudes🤣 I can’t!! Don’t send nudes to your friend or the woman!! Unless you’re a girl sending to a man (woman’s shouldn’t do it either but not for the same reason!) DONT-we HATE d-pics. No p3nis pics we haven’t ansked for are not turning us on, more the opposite, a d pic make me dry like Sahara desert! Edit typo
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
I know. Just to chat to her about something you both have in common. It's non-sexual and therefore non-threatening, as a way to initiate communication. Plus, generalised chit-chat is an essential step in making sure you don't start dating someone you really wish you'd know more about to start with (e.g. racist)
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Heather Vandegrift 1 year ago
She DEFINITELY doesn't want them! If she didn't ask for nudes she DOESN'T WANT NUDES!
#13
I Would’ve Stared Back And Lost The Contest
The Shark 1 year ago (edited)
I love how 'accident' "accidentally" reflects off the front table to tie it all together 😆 that part is a sloppy Photoshop job. The ampersand is misaligned.
Anthony Jordan 1 year ago
What immediately caught my eye was the fact that "ACCIDENT" wasn't flipped upside down in the 'reflection' on the table.
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Shouldn't "ACCIDENT" be flipped upside down in the 'reflection' on the table?
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
The word Accident in the reflection on the table should be flipped upside down... Therefore fake picture 🙂
#14
Amputation???
Sylvia Baker 1 year ago
If I could "gently" impart a trick to remember "loose" and "lose"..... "lose the extra o" ... it's kinda like "desert" and "dessert"...... what's the one the want seconds of? Okay I'm done....
S Bow 1 year ago
Thank you, this mistake is so ubiquitous and it grates on my nerves every time I see it.
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Anna Meyers 1 year ago
It is. It is a "branch" shaped chew toy made with real pressed wood in it. One of our dogs liked his.
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alexander robertson 1 year ago
If the cat's leg was LOOSE, then that"s probably why it LOST it
Dr. Rousell pointed out that as surprising as hovering cars are, they might make for interesting dinner conversation, but not much more. However, surprises in regards to the beliefs a person holds about themselves can be defining and formative in their life, which means they can be used strategically to intentionally enrich someone else’s life.
One way to do it, according to the professor, is to trigger surprise by suggesting that something one considers a weakness is actually an asset: astonishing someone in such a way hijacks their attention and forces the person on the receiving end to try to make sense of the information, and consequently form a positive belief about themselves.
#15
Well
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Well, if it makes OP happy, that's the important thing, I guess.
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
Uhm.. I’m reading the text. What a mean mom if this is not a joke. Hoping it’s a joke. A friend of mines parents told them that the condom broke and they were not planned, and the cherry on top, they didn’t even wanna have kids. Cruel parents! They don’t talk to they’re parent anymore. I guess I don’t have to explain why.im happy they have a family and a kid now and are happy without parents in their life’s.
lwolf1952 1 year ago
Half the population wouldn't be here if it weren't for accidents but you're not supposed to tell the kids that.
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Well, since Jesus Is god also and he made you it's his fault if you are a disappointment. Personally I find the entire species a disappointment so I fit right in.
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I Can Only Imagine What It Looked Like For Them
Upstaged75 1 year ago
As a kid I had a saw horse that I used to pretend was my real horse. My dad made it a head out of plywood and my mom put a mop on it for the mane. I drew eyes and other details on the face. I used to sit on it for hours and pretend to ride. My neighbors must have thought I was a weirdo. :) One of the neighbors who actually DID have horses snuck over one night and put real horse poop behind my sawhorse. In hindsight it's hilarious, but I thought it was stupid at the time. I should mention that I did go on to ride and own real horses, and was a professional equestrian for a while. ;)
T J R 1 year ago
I think it's actually super sweet that they put horse poop behind your horse to help keep the daydream going.
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Jessica Bertram 1 year ago
I mean, i would've cry-laughed. Kids are adorably inappropriate
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Crybabyartist 1 year ago
Your mom flashed to fast forward 10 years and you're riding your pole pony.
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
Not BP's fault, you can tell it's the original text. The OP self-censored.
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Marilyn Russell 1 year ago
When I was around 7 I wanted a horse and did all kinds of research. Planned on selling my meager toys (we didn’t have mountains of stuff back in the 70’s like kids do now), and I even knew I needed their shoes done regularly. Figured the 3/4 acre property we had in a subdivision in the country backing onto a field was enough space. We didn’t get one…
#17
Haha Oh That Too
Passerby 1 year ago (edited)
Capitalization matters. Helping Uncle Jack off a horse is way different from well..., you know.
Nonna_SoF 1 year ago
I mean, artificial insemination materials need to be gathered somehow.
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Will Cable 1 year ago
I just read this and looked up at the TV, the TV had a Dragon on it and the thought of dragon doing a 'deposit' for a certain type of bank came to mind.....WTF is wrong with me
Ravindu Chathuranga 1 year ago
This had me choking........ And signing me up for this page, if you wonder
While the surprising pictures on this list might not make people change their personal beliefs for the better, online content in general can lift up their spirits or positively influence their well-being.
Studies suggest that as long as people are mindful about it, routine social media use—logging in to respond to content shared by others, for instance—is positively linked with one’s social well-being, positive mental health, and self-rated health.
#18
Missing The “Eez”
Michael Smith 1 year ago
I remember from the movie that Hotel Coral Essex was a lot more popular after some of the lights on its sign burned out...
Ozymandias73 1 year ago
I wonder if they have a schedule for which employees get to do the dunkin'?
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
Since the coffee at Dunkin' is about 212 (F) degrees, it should kill the bacteria and the nuts.
#19
Arrrrrrr Matey
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Question for the skirt/dress-wearing pandas: Wouldn't you, for various reasons, usually make sure that the backside of your skirt is still tucked under your booty? Let's just hope for the sake of her intimate area's health that she didn't forget her knickers...
Cassidy 1 year ago
Does she realize that there's almost nothing between her and the seat of that stool? So gross.
Janice Ridley 1 year ago
Ew... Imagine how her legs are sweating and sticking to that stool. Uncomfortable for her and gross for the next customer
Elizabeth Wacker 1 year ago
Her a*s is straight on the barstool. Like skin touching. Have you ever seen a restaurant cleaning their barstools? Eww. Sit on your skirt, girl.
Amy Semenov 1 year ago
Eeww..she has her straight a*s on that bar chair? She's probably pregnant now
#20
Already Included
A survey carried out by Sky Media found that around one third of people—in Britain, at least—turn to social media for their daily dose of positivity, spending roughly two hours a day seeking it. According to the survey’s results, animal content tends to leave them smiling the most, followed by posts depicting random acts of kindness.
#21
This Happened To Me The Other Day
e gads 1 year ago
I keep downloading these like ima gonna need em later for something.got hundreds by now.
#22
Awww. Look At That Sad Panda…
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Just a wild guess, but maybe the guy realized he had married a moron.
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Java Addict 1 year ago
Seen this one before, there's more of it. She tells the photographer that they'll be hearing from her lawyer.
Sara Frazer 1 year ago
Wow, how can you be this much of a bridezilla years (??) after your wedding?? 💀
#23
Wait Hold Up!
Nimitz 1 year ago
God, I remember getting asked out by girls in the 4th grade. I was just like, "Why? We can't do anything fun and we're definitely not gonna be together in 8 years, when we're 18." But then again, I was also gay so...
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I was just thinking about this the other day… I didn’t start dating until I was 17 XD I remember some of my classmates had girlfriends/boyfriends when we were like 12ish and I just thought it was the weirdest thing. Like, ew? I don’t want to hold a boy’s hand or kiss him! XD Plus my friends were boys, so it seemed extra weird that I’d want to date one. Also, I was too busy playing video games to care about dating XD ahh, youth.
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If it’s smile-inducing animal content that appeals to you the most, you might want to move on to Bored Panda’s animal category next, but if you enjoy the somewhat bizarre and surprising content, like the images on this list, continue to browsing these weird and surprising things people just had to share or these dark humor comics with surprising twists next.
#24
Um Hold On
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 1 year ago
So much better when you know how it all turned out. I love that she thought "Tiger King" was going to vindicate her, when in reality, it showed America that she's a murderer.
Joe Cannon Jr. 1 year ago (edited)
You really believe a story about someone told by a person who went to federal prison for trying to kill that someone? Do you believe all the other people who were caught hiring hit men as well?
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SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago
well tbf, he does look older thar her, maybe its a case of her innocently out-living him?
KieLeaHar 1 year ago
Serious question: how do we get to that conclusion? I don’t have a good memory so can’t remember much from the show.
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KieLeaHar 1 year ago
She’s in the Netflix series The Tiger King. Everyone, and I mean everyone, believes she killed her first husband killed for his life insurance. They believe she fed him to the lions and tigers. Sadly, they ‘couldn’t find enough proof’ though.
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#25
This Ones Kinda On U
A. Starhawk Hunt 1 year ago
Actually happened to a British guy, I think it was back in the 70’s. Laughed so hard at a comedy skit, I think the show was called “The Goodys” or something similar. Laughed until he had a heart attack. Reportedly, his wife said she was glad he died happy!
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Nizumi 1 year ago
A comedian had me laughing so hard I was actually getting scared that I couldn't stop laughing. I honestly thought I was going to have to pass out from lack of oxygen in order to start breathing normally again. Dying of laughter is not as fun as you might think...
Yuffa Kinazzo 1 year ago
Exactly. Dude probably offed himself cause he couldn't watch another second of that guy. 😂
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Really Bro?
MamaPumpkin 1 year ago
I'm always too lazy to sign in but I've just done is just to tell you: I love you for this comment :D
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Little Wonder 1 year ago
I have moss growing on my car. I didn't put it there and it's much too late to try and remove it now.
Philip Rutter 1 year ago
I'm sending this to all my greenhouse workers - "SEE! It's NOT DEAD!"
#27
Wait A Minute
#28
Look Once Again
Red Panda 1 year ago
As a pregnant mother of a toddler, I get it. Those pups are a lot better behaved than those adorable feral creatures on the leashes.
amy lee 1 year ago
Yep, responsible parents use tools to keep children, too young to understand, safe by the sea. The problem doesn't lie with the mother. It lies with the person judging.
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Robin DJW 1 year ago
I had my daughter when my son was 17 months old. I lost him once in a crowded mall. I get this. I had always sneered at moms with kids on leashes. But guess what I bought that same day?
TheCrazyBunnyLady 1 year ago (edited)
I was a leash toddler too, it was the only way they could limit the damage. Everything fascinated me, so I just ran off to inspect things. Combine that with no sense of danger, and that gave my mum some very early grey hairs. In the beginning I still ran off when I was on a leash, and ended up tripping people up a couple of times 🤦♀️ (Yes, I'm on the spectrum. Became a scientist, and here my relentless fascination is a bonus.)
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
Oh, how I used to laugh at the so-called parents using their silly kiddy leashes in the stores and such. Laughed my butt off. Until I became the mother of a toddler. Those little buggers can run!
Igor914624 1 year ago
As things should be. The doggos are way more well behaved than the kids.
#29
Wait What!!!
Danish Susanne 1 year ago
I think many people don't realise, that zoo animals are looking at visitors for entertainment and misses it during lock down.
Prince Lee 1 year ago
eeuh... i dont, im glad i didnt know of this {or if it was real} Cause i have a deep fear of eels, 38 year old man and I will curl up and cry if i see or go near them
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
I remember this. The poor eels were missing humans during the lockdowns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjoWTDe-hOE
HTakeover 1 year ago
So they don't get scared & hide away from visitors. Would be a boring exhibit if they never showed cause' they forgot about ppl.
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Incarcerated sea life overcome Stockholm syndrome after local quarantine prevents traumatic invasions of their personal space from alpha predators.
#30
Choo Choo I'm A Train Now
#31
That's Not How You Do It
Lee 1 year ago
My mother did that to me when I was a child, omg the taste
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Agfox 1 year ago
No toothpaste before heading out on a hot date? Follow me for more sh***y life hacks
HTakeover 1 year ago
Swallow the mouthwash, that way when you burp it comes up minty fresh. (stolen from Boy Meets World)
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#32
Subscriber Stonk
Red_panda 1 year ago
I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how we know how much subway you they have eaten based on the information.
Just here for the comments ️ 1 year ago
Not sure why the d votes but I'm up voting because I also thought subway 😜
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Have A Nice Day
#34
Now Serving... Fried... Just Fried
Jeremy Callahan 1 year ago
I'm sure somewhere on the menu it says that all entrees unless otherwise annotated are served with a side of rice. You generally don't need a side of rice with fried rice.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
I'm wondering how many other posters are just trying to be funny vs how many don't have the tools to figure it out.
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Michael Smith 1 year ago
"Uh, excuse me... what is this dish served with?"
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Ram Lastname 1 year ago
I once saw a home-delivery menu misspell “Hunan Fish”—it said “Human Fish.”
#35
The Whole Onion In This Advertisement Has The Peel On It, In The Slicer
PattyK 1 year ago
But the peel has magically disappeared by the time the onion gets down into the bowl! I want one of these gizmos!
Alexandra Majluf 1 year ago
Not only that. The onion has grown back to it's original size! We're saved! No more world hunger!!
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
Others would have it charged with indecent exposure, claiming it's to protect the children
Load More Replies... Crybabyartist 1 year ago
It might just work though because the dried outer skin is very tough. I used to carefully peel each garlic clove, and then one day I saw this cooking show and the chef just smashed a clove and the whole peel came off the garlic in a split second, in a 10th of the time I used to fuss with it. I may just have to try this.
HTakeover 1 year ago
If you're careful about force, it works. But not every time. I prefer to cut the onion in half or even quarters, then the outer layer comes off pretty easy.
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Ken Beattie 1 year ago
No one is going to mention that you don't get cubes, you'd get rectangular prisms?
Worst Cop in Britain 1 year ago
I have this and it's so hard to use. I finally threw it out and just kept the container.
#36
Wait What-
HTakeover 1 year ago
A little more werewolf than Skye from Paw Patrol, but still really good!
Load More Replies... Philip Rutter 1 year ago
Spectacular makeup artist! And scary as hell; keep away from Grandma.
Jeremy Crocker 1 year ago
It's a scene from the public domain Paw Patrol horror movie coming in 2120.
agender idiot (he/they) 1 year ago
i didnt even realize that was supposed to be a dog until i saw the outfit 💀💀
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago (edited)
Paw patrol? Judging from her outfit. Background kid looks horrified.
Angel Ford 1 year ago
Imagine that coming into your side of the bed at 3am asking for a glass of water! Demon be gone!
#37
But I Want Front Legs!
Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
In the the US, we love hot wings which are chicken wings covered in a hot sauce mixed with butter. The wings are divided into two classes, the flats which are the lower part of the wing that corresponds to our forearm and the drummies or drumettes that's the upper portion. Some people are very picky and will only eat one of them. This same brand sells packs of drummies"that are just the upper portion of the wing.
Megan Lauhon 1 year ago (edited)
I wouldn't put it past commercial farms to breed 4 legged chickens. They've already made turkeys to fat to breed. 🤣
Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
you seriously have to wonder if they've ever actually seen a chicken...
#38
He Is Right Though
Rosie Red 1 year ago
I've often wondered if I had to choose between saving a dog/cat or a human, which I'd go with. Who am I kidding? Sorry human.
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
How about if I save the hundred bucks and donate it to the animal shelter?
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
I'd rather save an OP the embarrassment of failing to use 'an' before a word that starts with a vowel.
#39
But How?!?!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I do what a lot of confused people do. When I get a message on my PC that I don't understand, I simply ignore it.
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Ah! The old Klein bottle calendar! Didn't know they were still making those.
Janice Strickland 1 year ago
My alarm clock always ask me to turn on notifications for my alarms so I hit deny
Cristian A. 1 year ago
Calendarception: calendar within a calendar, so that you can calendar while you calendar!
Philip Rutter 1 year ago
I hate when this happens. "Wow, the program kernel is about to blow..."
#40
Ayo Wait What?
JB 1 year ago
There's always a rumour, but it has never happened. You know why? Because janitors. There is no way they'd agree to clean it, and if they're unionized? Fuggedaboutit. Has never happened, will never happen.
Tamra 1 year ago
Ah, I remember this. Republicans were OUTRAGED over a joke they were incapable of understanding, and then began to campaign on it, going on various news and social media outlets about how the left is destroying society, etc. Ended up making them look even more unhinged and stupid - if that's even possible. 🤣
Mermeow Overlord (they/she) 1 year ago
Didn't one of the states recently ban furries from going to school and say that animal control would be called on them?
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Wasn't that the answer to a reaction a politician had about a satire article?
HTakeover 1 year ago
Pretty much. One of the talking heads heard about furries for the first time, and it was like a telephone game where their conclusions just kept getting weirder. Then it combined with the trans bathroom issues into this weird "my cousin once knew a guy who knew a guy" kind of thing. I wonder what the 2024 one will be.
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Dodo (they/them) 1 year ago
Not just in the USA. Here in the UK I saw some right-wing newspaper claiming a private school was doing it.
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PFD 1 year ago
Yeah, my reaction to the pic was a lot stronger than to the headline. Stock photographers are so freaky.
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Phil Vaive 1 year ago
This is something that has been shouted by the alt right repeatedly as a way to dehumanize trans people. It's actually not funny at all, it's another horrible tactic they use to try to take away trans rights.
Purple Sprinkles 1 year ago
This happened in my town, the amount of stupid "educated" rich people that stood up at the City Council and thought this was true...
#41
Not Grandma
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Fanfic authors are unhinged. I was reading a fanfic and in the notes the author said they developed depression which magically went away. They went to forensics camp and got the highest in their class in some exam and then got cast as Zazu from the Lion King musical at their school. They got a girlfriend also during the whole thing
HTakeover 1 year ago
Author apparently took a break from the main quest to do all of the side quests.
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Rae Rory 1 year ago
I'm sure their fan fiction is wonderful, but I kinda want the story of the meth lab under an emu farm. Breaking Bird
Marley Nachi 1 year ago
damn, lets skip the fan fiction and move straight to the author's comments
#42
Wait A Second…
Donkey boi 1 year ago
My mam has brown hair, my dad black hair. I've got a ginger sister, a blonde sister, a black haired, and I've got brown. Ain't no mucking about, it's because genetics is a blender. My mam's mam is ginger, my mam's dad is Brown. My dad was abandoned so we don't know about his parents, but when we tracked down his siblings they were all blonde.
Fat Harry 1 year ago
It's not impossible, but very unlikely that two people with blond(e) and ginger hair would have a black haired child. It's not at all unlikely that people with dark hair could have a ginger or dark haired child. So your family is not unusual, but the Incredibles would be.
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Daria 1 year ago
I kinda assumed the girl was goth and just dyed her hair black lol
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David Beaulieu 1 year ago
Hair color is not like eye color. It is determined by additive genes not on/off genes.
Worst Cop in Britain 1 year ago
Why does no one realize she could be DYEING her hair?? She's certainly emo enough to be doing that. I did too when I was in high school and felt the same way.
Robin DJW 1 year ago
I'm a redhead. My two brothers are redheads. My mom's a redhead. My dad is bald. Draw your own conclusions.
Moonwatcher 1 year ago
This is just recessive genes. It probably just means that one of the incredibles parents had a dark haired parent and that's how she got black hair.
#43
How Did This Happen
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Depends whether it was the first choice for people to click on ;)
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Jesse Herrig 1 year ago
Pretty sure the full text says "vote this one if you read all options"
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Debby Keir 1 year ago
I think it's the fact that 'never' is at the bottom, and to have answered 'never' you had to have read all the options....
Carl Wroe 1 year ago
Reminds me of a test our teacher gave us in high school. 50 questions/tasks. First was to write your name top left. Second was to write the date top right. Then a bunch of questions/problems…..but if you read down #50 said “Just do 1 & 2, turn your paper over and leave”. Whole class looked at me weird when I walked out after thirty seconds. Teacher just smiled and winked. Always read the questions first!
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I remember this. We were supposed to sit still and wait when we'd finished. I got caught out.
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Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
Where did the k come from? It has to be 1719 not 1719k if only 3344 voted…
Jake Myers 1 year ago
It's a decimal, not a comma, which is not only confusing for anyone outside of the US, but also caused by "k" being unnecessary due to them selecting certain options when creating the poll.
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Ray Perkins 1 year ago
Similar thing in school... Was given a test which said to read the whole test first. Last item was "skip the first page of the test". Funny to watch most kids answer the first page.
#44
Corona Free
Devyn Nagy 1 year ago
It won't work. But whatever, you'll get over it, so save the $14.91!
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Smiley Rie 1 year ago
Now that’s a novel scam lol. I bet the same people who think they’re in a relationship with celebrities/unfortunate people who keep needing money to get their uncle’s multi $million estate settled, paid every time
#45
Skill Issue
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
*Ki ki ki, ma ma ma (Yes, I also that it was the former for a while)
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Jessica N 1 year ago
Chops a person into pieces versus uses computer to break into data storage
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#46
Get Roasted
#47
Hmmm...interesting
Cathy 1 year ago
From reddit: Not BS. But they only receive a degree if they're in the burning building. Some of them will get first degree, some will get second degree, and some will get third degree....we are talking about burns right? Because obviously you're not going to get a PHD or even pass the class.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
And if your roommate dies you get straight A's. /s That was the rumor when I was in college. Not gonna lie - I thought about it a few times. :)
Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
They made a movie about that called "Dead Man on Campus"
Load More Replies... Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Related: When Penn State got the "death penalty" and some U of Alabama fanboy shut down the U of Alabama-Birmingham football program (so Alabama wouldn't have competition), the current players were allowed, if they wanted, to keep their scholarships and study without playing. I wonder how many were harassed into leaving, or when UAB's football program restarted, were told, "play or lose your ride".
Ray Perkins 1 year ago
Friend was given an honorary engineering degree because he died before he graduated (senior student).
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Bummer for the people who were working on their Master's or their Doctorate...
#48
Wait... What?!
Pandaroo 1 year ago
I will murder you for ruining ketchup for me like this. American pandas, gimme a gun. Brits, hold my beer
Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
Eww. Plus, he’s taking a huge chance her hormones that day won’t make her do a roundhouse and punch his lights out for touching her when her entire body hurts I’m postmenopausal now, but back in the day, if my SO tried to squeeze me on any of the first two or three days of my period, he would quickly be trained not to even look like he’d try it). This guy should just get her some Midol, chocolate, and a heating pad, plus whatever else she likes, then simply leave her TF alone. Unless he’s summoned, of course.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
That's actually cute. At least in my opinion. Normally it's the guy complaining how "gross" it is 🙂
Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
My boyfriend legit calls me his little ketchup bottle when I'm on my period 😆 I hate it so much but it's also adorable
#49
Wait A Sec
Sunflower Moon 1 year ago
You can tell who hasn't suffered from depression but the reactions to this meme.
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
Rinsing out red hair dye can look like something was butchered in the bathtub
Rebekah Jones 1 year ago
Didn't know was considered a level of depression. I drink wine with ice in the bath and listen to an audiobook to relax 😂🍷🛀
#50
Oh, Ummm
Marcellus II 1 year ago
Just keep trying. Human imagination is boundless.
Load More Replies... Donkey boi 1 year ago
Gently blow cold air upwards into his nostrils while he breathes in through his nose. After a couple of breaths, his sinus... Erm, I mean... You're weird! Who would even think about that?
Sean Martin 1 year ago
My boss once spewed cake into a coworkers mouth. Someone made a joke that was so funny, he couldn't hold it in and burst out in laughter. My coworker happened to just open his mouth at the same time and some of the boss' cake flew into his mouth.
#51
Im Sorry What Do You Mean First Time
#52
He’s Built Different
#53
New Olympics Category?
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 1 year ago
that's what it has come to... there is certainly a heated competition going on with schools, churches, and nail salons. 18-20yo white males with secret homoerotic fantasies seem to be neck-and-neck with white supremists.
#54
Wait What?!
Kensington Kenny Jr. 1 year ago
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
#55
The Sum Of Nine Plus Ten
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
That's dangerous half-knowledge, we all know that the answer should be 42!
HTakeover 1 year ago
Can't believe I had to go this far in the comments for this! For all y'all youngins, this was a major meme from Vine back in 2013 that spawned a ton of spinoffs. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/9-10-21
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#56
I Know What I Said
SweetCheesySpaghetti 1 year ago
I have a pair. It's stressful. I feel a constant need to keep them full but cant afford to
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
This reminds me of this flirt : "I'm sure your underwear will get along very well with my parquet floor"
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
*Sexy voice* Ooooh, yes. I can't wait to get in your pantries... I hope there are some seriously supersized Dorito Tangy Cheese Nacho packs there and I'll be in all night loooooonnnggggg XP
#57
Ok These Nuggets Are Really Good
#58
That's Not Very Helpful
#59
Look At It Properly
Allison Bozell 1 year ago
It's a mirror I think and the legs belong to the woman in black? I think that's what's happening
MellonCollie 1 year ago
The part under the table is a mirror. The part above the table is open space, there is no separation between the two women except for under the table.
Sean Stimson 1 year ago
There's an extra hand, beneath the table on the girl facing the camera
#60
Does It Mean That If Somebody Somehow Separates 50000 Humans On Elements He/She Will Get 1g Of Pure Gold?
#61
Country Roads
#62
Does The 666 Likes Explain That His Brother Is Dead?
LillieMean 1 year ago
As I recall, this was related to these irresponsible and dangerous play-your-own-chiropractor videos.
HTakeover 1 year ago
Yeah, a neck adjustment chiro video. Joke fails without the reference.
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Stolen From R/Tinder
Auntriarch 1 year ago
An uncensored profanity, oh my goodness *clutches pearls and falls into a swoon*
#64
My Favorite Fruit Was Bananas
James016 1 year ago
For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. PEEL THE POWER!!
#65
Well That's Different
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I'm not sure it does, but I'll have to wait until Mr Auntriarch comes in from the shed
#66
Sonic Is Now Hacking Your Computer He Has All Your Anime Girl Files
#67
My Discord Group Chat Turned...sideways?
Natasha Arruda 1 year ago
This is the screenshot version of the Americas Funniest Home Videos where the adults do obviously staged stuff and everyone laughs like it was the funniest thing but it was just a guy dropping a shoe or something completely innocuous.
#68
I Was Never There, Seek Help
#70
Guys... I've Broken Science
Natasha Arruda 1 year ago
🤷♀️ This picture is too expensive for me to know.
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#71
Hmmm
Bartlet for World Domination 1 year ago
The answer was posted in the comments hours ago.
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Classic Dad Move
Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago
To me, yes. Mine ain't ever coming home cuz he's got a son with his new wife. Didn't tell anyone either.
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Hmm, Thanks?
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Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
This post was the most incomprehensable thing I've ever wasted my time reading.
Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
This post was the most incomprehensable thing I've ever wasted my time reading.
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