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Although for most pets and their owners, even the thought of going to a vet clinic is absolutely daunting, the Carroll County veterinary clinic has made sure that every visitor there enters with a smile on their face.

How? Well, the team has put up an outdoor sign with pawesome jokes, and seeing how much people like it, they never took it down. Today, the vet clinic's sign is a star on its own terms, and from the jokes it features, there’s no doubt it deserves the title.

So scroll down through the newest collection of vet jokes, one-liners and puns, upvote the ones you liked the most and be sure to check out our previous posts with the famous Carroll County vet clinic sign here, here and here.

More info: Instagram | FacebookCarrollCovet.com

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend invited me to Christmas with their extended family. They had a Chihuahua famous for its bad temper and were very cautious around him. In this family of extroverts, I apparently was an oasis of calm (mind you, they were nice people), because the dog came closer and closer, then climbed up in my arms and stayed there for hours. I don't know which of us got the side eye more. But as far as I am concerned, he was a very good boi.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cruelest trick that nature ever pulled was giving doggos such a short life. It's heartbreaking.

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    Bored Panda reached out to Andie, the communications officer and receptionist who has been working at the Carroll County Vet Clinic since April of 2000. “No two days are ever the same,” she describes her job at the clinic.

    When it comes to the internet’s beloved comedy sign, Andie said that they have been doing it since 2005 and since it got so popular, they never stopped. As for the jokes themselves, “We get them from clients or from the internet,” she added. Sometimes, the jokes are about animals, but most of the time they’re hilarious wisdom bits for people to relate to.

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    Due to the pandemic, the clinic has been doing curbside appointments. “We have an owner call when they get to the parking lot and we get information over the phone. Then, they bring their pet in, and after the checkup, they bring it back to the car.” The procedure is finalized with the payment done over the phone.

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    Rand0m_Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood why people think black cats are bad luck they're super cute, just like all cats.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we got rid of the carpets and installed wooden flooring.

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    Rand0m_Cat
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the diamonds thing is a dumb saying. Implying that girls only care about money.

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    #funnyvetsigns #funnysigns #ccvc

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you also noticed that, when you wear dark colored clothing your animals only shed their light colored fur, and vice-versa?

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just say i need some exercise? Sure *goes back to mcdonalds*

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    not your average weirdo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss Kitty probably fired you thirty seconds after you said that.

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    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up, you clearly don't have a dog.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, could have been drunk at the time.

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you doggo/kitteh/other pets, I will listen to your advice and read bored panda

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, been there, done that more times than I care to admit.

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely weighing myself. I mean, people are vaccinated now, right?

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad you don’t live in Arizona where the next exit is 25 miles of the rule.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness is the reason for a lot of environmental pollution.

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    Elif Eren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit that I procaffeinate a lot.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always disapointed when I wake up, because it's 9:00 am, and I'm at work.

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    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a card carrying member of the Spelling Patrol so this one cracked me up!

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m getting myself into the habit of being polite to computers. If they ever become sentient enough to try to take over, I want to be on their list of people who’ve been nice to them, and will be spared. (Kidding.)

    Incitatus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you practice being nice on computers, you might be less likely to be an a$$ to someone else.

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    albernistuff 4sale
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skynet is coming, being nice to computers costs nothing but could pay HUGE dividends.

    Elizabeth Calvert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make a point if being polite to AI b/c 1)it keeps me in the habit 2) it helps to keep the mindset of not taken anyone for granted 3) it shows my son good manners

    Chris Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She deserves it.. she knows why. SHE KNOWS!

    autumn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *she knows, she knows, and i know she knows. i know she knows*

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    Mrs S
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I giggled a little bit

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    #funnyvetsigns #funnysigns #ccvc

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    Nancy Lynch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Film or digital?

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    #funnyvetsigns #funnysigns #ccvc

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    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this from a Japanese beer commercial?

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