There's nothing fun about driving to your local veterinary clinic. It’s a miserable place for your pet and a nerve-wracking challenge for yourself.

Until you see an outdoor sign that makes you burst into laughter. Who knew that some vets are full-blown stand-up comedians? In fact, one vet clinic in Carroll County could easily compete in a comedy central battle. Don’t believe me? Check out the hilarious outdoor signs they’ve been putting up for three years now. Beware! Some of the pawsome jokes, corny puns, and wisdom nuggets may leave you in stitches.

After you’re done reading this one, don’t forget to check out Bored Panda’s previous two compilations of hilarious vet signs here and here.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | carrollcovet.com

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially at 6 a.m. and you get up to feed him and discover he still has food, he just wants company while he eats, and to say good morning.

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Carroll County Veterinary Clinic based in Westminster, Maryland is a full-service animal hospital that provides medical, dental, testing, surgical, therapeutical, and care services for four-legged companions. “We strive to treat you and your pets as part of our family,” the description reads.

But the coronavirus outbreak is changing the normal routines for vet clinics in the US. According to NBC15 News, many pet clinics have cut back on elective surgeries and are focusing mainly on essential and emergency treatments.

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a large garden spider fall on my neck, and let me tell you, they are cold.

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Dr. Mike Leuthner, an associate veterinarian at Petcare Animal Hospital, says that “we’re not turning anyone away if someone has an emergency.” For non-essential inquires, it’s better to have a virtual check-up or simply call your vet and follow his guidelines.

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Elixir
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah that sums it up well. i never understand the point of the knight and the bushop. AKA my siblings.

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We still don’t know much about the coronavirus and whether it affects animals. But the American Veterinary Medical Association released guidelines for pet owners who have tested positive with COVID-19. “Out of an abundance of caution, it is recommended that those ill with COVID-19 limit contact with animals until more information is known about the virus," they posted on the website.

Meanwhile, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention urges us to treat pets as you would other human family members. “Do not let pets interact with people or animals outside the household.” If someone inside the house becomes sick, “isolate that person from everyone else, including pets.”

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CR Harvey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even bother now. They can catch a fumble in mid air.

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Dutch VanZandt
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Metaphorically speaking, of course... never had a cat that wanted to get in the car and go for a ride, especially not to the vet's.

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Draco Malfoy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who else just tried spelling it, only to realize that you can't either

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A Lazy Spider
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The day I'll enjoy eating healthy is the day they'll have candy bars on Mars

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Hermione Granger
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can think Of a lot of things that could easily take the place of decaf coffee. Lol

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Avery S Alberico
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if whoever makes these jokes wakes up and writes the jokes he dreamed about.

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Colin L
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, no more dad jokes. Everyone hop on pop!

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Freya the Wanderer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are a phantom's favorite rides at the amusement park? The roller ghoster and the scareousel.

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Emily Ashcraft
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is a joke told before the Titanic sailed

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