30 Of The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic That Dad Joke Lovers Will Appreciate

so true lol

He should meet my dog -the Marathon

Especially at 6 a.m. and you get up to feed him and discover he still has food, he just wants company while he eats, and to say good morning.

Had a large garden spider fall on my neck, and let me tell you, they are cold.

Wow, you have amazing restraint.

Of eat on 15-March

Yeah that sums it up well. i never understand the point of the knight and the bushop. AKA my siblings.

Hahaha

Old Yeller (sorry, I had to)

You've cat to be kitten me right meow.

I don't even bother now. They can catch a fumble in mid air.

Clever!

Same here, we should start an isolation support group.

And of course never eat yellow snow.

I'm a knife.

Metaphorically speaking, of course... never had a cat that wanted to get in the car and go for a ride, especially not to the vet's.

Too true, too true

the very truest best one

Who else just tried spelling it, only to realize that you can't either

The day I'll enjoy eating healthy is the day they'll have candy bars on Mars

I can think Of a lot of things that could easily take the place of decaf coffee. Lol

That's a good one.

Who else didn't even turn their head?

I wonder if whoever makes these jokes wakes up and writes the jokes he dreamed about.

Okay, no more dad jokes. Everyone hop on pop!

that is sooooo puny!!

I'd certainly give it a shot.

Daaaaad! Quit it with the jokes already!

What are a phantom's favorite rides at the amusement park? The roller ghoster and the scareousel.

this is a joke told before the Titanic sailed

Yep. I'm not good at martial arts.

I guess i´m a pancake then.

You can really sink your teeth into this one!

Nice to meet you mel ting, I'm dad

I'm sorry, but you're being shellfish.

But what if they come in one package?

That's an old one.

This is amazing.

Yeah, it's easy to get bogged down.

Sure, tell that to my dietician.

That explains why I'm a cat person!

Well, at least that finally got answered.

Well then

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

You kitten lovers can’t deny

Understandable after a long drive

This one was at the beginning..

Another repeat.

Why, repeat, why?