If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

#1

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

110% accurate :D

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#2

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

Dogs have friends. Cats have butlers

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#3

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahaha..that's somehow mean...

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#4

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

This made me laugh out loud even though it's kinda silly :D

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#5

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Brandon Paltoo
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again

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#6

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Mr. Toothless
Community Member
2 years ago

I'll be that child :D

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#7

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Too bored to do this!
Community Member
2 years ago

And we wouldn't want that! XD

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#8

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

NO: The door is always on the wrong side of the cat

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#9

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
2 years ago

Wake up Hooman, its my breakfast time!

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#10

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Liam. Just Liam.
Community Member
2 years ago

Well then....

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#11

Vet Sign

mfilosa17 Report

Aubrie Allen
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny, my dentist has the same offer, but not for pets.

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#12

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

LoneWolfie
Community Member
2 years ago

Kitty Purry lol

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#13

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

I really need to talk to my Hooman about man-nip he calls 'weed'

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#14

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
2 years ago

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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#15

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Liam. Just Liam.
Community Member
2 years ago

I want this to be higher up.

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#16

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

Literally.

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#17

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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#18

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

ChubbySquid
Community Member
2 years ago

*Ba dum tsst*

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#19

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Nicole Hagberg
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not so sure it's acceptable to pee on ones relatives.

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#20

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sitwellenterprises Report

Janet Clarke
Community Member
2 years ago

I would Journey to go to that vet!

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#21

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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#22

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prichardson154 Report

Pobin Rice
Community Member
2 years ago

1st actual clever

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#23

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Jonathan Reyes
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice going Bunny !

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#24

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Polfsky Pol
Community Member
2 years ago

Real clever.

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#25

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Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
2 years ago

A Martell cat - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

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#26

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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#27

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Virgil Blue
Community Member
2 years ago

"You border collies can't deny"

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#28

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Daja Lindeman
Community Member
2 years ago

Cheeta's don't live in the jungle.

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#29

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Amber MC
Community Member
2 years ago

That's awesome!!!

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#30

Funny-veterinarian-signs

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Tinka Maruu
Community Member
2 years ago

This one made me snort!

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#31

Vet Sign

actonanimalhospital Report

Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

i'm always happy when i pee

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#32

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

Purrrrple? Where? I want!

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#33

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

criminalgirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect.

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#34

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

Lorena Magee
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly ass carpet that looked like cat puke

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#35

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHAHAHA IM GONNA MEMORISE THEIR NUMBER

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#36

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice strawman, Nancy.

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#37

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

Maverick rudometkin
Community Member
2 years ago

cues in rap music covered with borks

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#38

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

In-vest-igator. This one took me a while

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#39

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

this one is just cute

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#40

Vet Sign

fallontonight Report

Jonathan Reyes
Community Member
2 years ago

I can almost picture them bust the move :)

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#41

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KSmegal Report

Virgil Blue
Community Member
2 years ago

I'll have to make several visits if wanted to do that.

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#42

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

I want this job!

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#43

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Pugs make me uncomfortable. They're like suffering in dog form.

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#44

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

I use a meowculator. It's much faster.

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#45

Vet Sign

Report

Merilyn Horton
Community Member
2 years ago

Nurses joke!

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#46

Vet Sign

StrawhatShaw Report

Lynda Albee Gavelis
Community Member
2 years ago

<3 Lake City Animal Hospital!

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#47

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Susan Gardner
Community Member
2 years ago

Awwwwww

#48

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
2 years ago

This is somehow mean...hihihi...

#49

Funny-veterinarian-signs

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
2 years ago

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

#50

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Meazus Report

Cayman
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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