If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

#2

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

Dogs have friends. Cats have butlers

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#3

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

Hahahaha..that's somehow mean...

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#4

Vet Sign

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Lara B. 1 year ago

This made me laugh out loud even though it's kinda silly :D

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#5

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Brandon Paltoo 1 year ago

Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again

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#6

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Mr. Toothless 1 year ago

I'll be that child :D

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#7

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Too bored to do this! 1 year ago

And we wouldn't want that! XD

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#8

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

NO: The door is always on the wrong side of the cat

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#9

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain 1 year ago

Wake up Hooman, its my breakfast time!

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#11

Vet Sign

mfilosa17 Report

Aubrie Allen 1 year ago

Funny, my dentist has the same offer, but not for pets.

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#13

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix 1 year ago

I really need to talk to my Hooman about man-nip he calls 'weed'

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#14

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain 1 year ago

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

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#15

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Liam. Just Liam. 1 year ago

I want this to be higher up.

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#17

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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#18

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

ChubbySquid 1 year ago

*Ba dum tsst*

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#19

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Nicole Hagberg 1 year ago

I'm not so sure it's acceptable to pee on ones relatives.

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#20

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sitwellenterprises Report

Janet Clarke 1 year ago

I would Journey to go to that vet!

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#21

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Sanchit Jain 1 year ago

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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#22

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Pobin Rice 1 year ago

1st actual clever

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#23

Vet Sign

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Jonathan Reyes 1 year ago

Nice going Bunny !

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#24

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Polfsky Pol 1 year ago

Real clever.

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#25

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Sanchit Jain 1 year ago

A Martell cat - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

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#26

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

Shinomi Chan 1 year ago

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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#27

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Virgil Blue 1 year ago

"You border collies can't deny"

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#28

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Daja Lindeman 1 year ago

Cheeta's don't live in the jungle.

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#29

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Amber MC 1 year ago

That's awesome!!!

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#30

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Tinka Maruu 1 year ago

This one made me snort!

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#31

Vet Sign

actonanimalhospital Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

i'm always happy when i pee

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#32

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Purrrrple? Where? I want!

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#33

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

criminalgirl 1 year ago

Perfect.

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#34

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

Lorena Magee 1 year ago

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly ass carpet that looked like cat puke

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#35

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA IM GONNA MEMORISE THEIR NUMBER

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#37

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

Maverick rudometkin 1 year ago

cues in rap music covered with borks

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#38

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix 1 year ago

In-vest-igator. This one took me a while

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#39

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

earringnut 1 year ago

this one is just cute

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#40

Vet Sign

fallontonight Report

Jonathan Reyes 1 year ago

I can almost picture them bust the move :)

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#41

Funny-veterinarian-signs

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Virgil Blue 1 year ago

I'll have to make several visits if wanted to do that.

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#43

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Master Markus 1 year ago

Pugs make me uncomfortable. They're like suffering in dog form.

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#44

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix 1 year ago

I use a meowculator. It's much faster.

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#45

Vet Sign

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Merilyn Horton 1 year ago

Nurses joke!

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#46

Vet Sign

StrawhatShaw Report

Lynda Albee Gavelis 1 year ago

<3 Lake City Animal Hospital!

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#47

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Susan Gardner 1 year ago

Awwwwww

#48

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

This is somehow mean...hihihi...

#49

Funny-veterinarian-signs

Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

#50

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Meazus Report

Cayman 1 year ago

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

#51

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

Arlene engel 1 year ago

Good one

#52

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

Oh lord ! This is somehow clever..

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#53

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Sydra Report

#54

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CluelessLlama13 1 year ago

I have a whippet! They're great dogs.

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#55

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

FutureVet_mtr 1 year ago

It should have been prrrrrrrrfur

#56

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

Hahahahaha. So simple...so clever

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#57

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earringnut 1 year ago

inoculations fired!

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#58

Vet Sign

JoeDiertay Report

TC 1 year ago

Balls.. ?

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#59

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

I didn't get this one.....it either went WAAY over my head or it's just not funny

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#60

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

Hahahahaha

#62

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

TC 1 year ago

Oh nooo...

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#63

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

cyberbird 1 year ago

Every cat is a potential one.

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#66

Vet Sign

EndlessMotives Report

Jennifer Langlois 1 year ago

It means Meet me outside, how about that

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#67

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Willie D'Kay 1 year ago

It's nice that they are concerned about their patients' mommies.

#68

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Arlene engel 1 year ago

Mine would be with competitive

#69

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Laura Sherman 1 year ago

Yay an "Office" reference!

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#70

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

adoracat 1 year ago

This reminds me of one horrible awful night when 8 drunken fools (and two sober ones...a giggling 10 year old laughing too hard to speak and a pregnant me) made bird puns for about a half hour. One after the other. I shut it down with " y'all are all totally mallard-justed." Good times!

#71

Funny-veterinarian-signs

Kaldea Report

cyberbird 1 year ago

Don't wait 'till they PUI (purr under influence)

#72

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Aubrie Allen 1 year ago

I love that Doors song about cows: Break on moo to the udder side!

#73

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Meowton Mewsk 1 year ago

Awwww! Cute!

#74

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

#75

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Jonathan Reyes 1 year ago

ha ha ha ... now who among you ladies made that up?

#76

Vet Sign

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#78

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Virgil Blue 1 year ago

"Who you gonna call?"

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#79

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Competition

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#81

Vet Sign

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

cyberbird 1 year ago

Devo again