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Although for most pets and their owners, even the thought of going to a vet clinic is absolutely daunting, the Carroll County veterinary clinic has made sure that every visitor there enters with a smile on their face.

How? Well, the team has put up an outdoor sign with pawesome jokes, and seeing how much people like it, they never took it down. Today, the vet clinic's sign is a star on its own terms, and from the jokes it features, there’s no doubt it deserves the title.

So scroll down through the newest collection of vet jokes, one-liners and puns, upvote the ones you liked the most and be sure to check out our previous posts with the famous Carroll County vet clinic sign here, here and here.

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The weird one!
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5 years ago

true very

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    Jo Johannsen
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    A friend invited me to Christmas with their extended family. They had a Chihuahua famous for its bad temper and were very cautious around him. In this family of extroverts, I apparently was an oasis of calm (mind you, they were nice people), because the dog came closer and closer, then climbed up in my arms and stayed there for hours. I don't know which of us got the side eye more. But as far as I am concerned, he was a very good boi.

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago

    The cruelest trick that nature ever pulled was giving doggos such a short life. It's heartbreaking.

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    Rose the Cook
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    5 years ago

    This one is good.

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    Serial pacifist
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    5 years ago

    The cat had spoken

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    Chris Miller
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    5 years ago

    Truth.

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    rspanther
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    5 years ago

    Shudders.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago

    And cats.

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    Rose the Cook
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    5 years ago

    It would be popular.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    😂😂😂

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    Michelle Brandt
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    5 years ago

    My baby did for a week....ugh

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago

    True. OMG, true!

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    Rand0m_Cat
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    5 years ago

    I've never understood why people think black cats are bad luck they're super cute, just like all cats.

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    Serial pacifist
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    5 years ago

    I say woof to that

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    Boaz Krebs
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    5 years ago (edited)

    i can relate

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Leaders do not follow commands.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    That's why we got rid of the carpets and installed wooden flooring.

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    Terry Tobias
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    5 years ago

    How did you know?!!!

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    Rand0m_Cat
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    5 years ago (edited)

    the diamonds thing is a dumb saying. Implying that girls only care about money.

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    not your average weirdo
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    5 years ago

    True. But they’re cool!

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    Ashbug
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    5 years ago

    *groans*

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    best turtle
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    5 years ago

    that is so relatable

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago

    Have you also noticed that, when you wear dark colored clothing your animals only shed their light colored fur, and vice-versa?

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    5 years ago

    *shudder*

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    Couch potato
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    5 years ago

    Or chirps, neighs, or squeaks, etc.

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    5 years ago (edited)

    hahahaaa

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    Couch potato
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    5 years ago

    Did you just say i need some exercise? Sure *goes back to mcdonalds*

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    5 years ago

    Boss Kitty probably fired you thirty seconds after you said that.

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    Joe Reaves
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    5 years ago

    If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up, you clearly don't have a dog.

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    Elizabeth Calvert
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    5 years ago

    Or expect YOU to apologize

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    rspanther
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    5 years ago

    Even worse, could have been drunk at the time.

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    Lucky
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    5 years ago

    Right!

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    Couch potato
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    5 years ago

    Thank you doggo/kitteh/other pets, I will listen to your advice and read bored panda

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    Ooh, been there, done that more times than I care to admit.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    But his exwife did.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    Me

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    Gotta sign first.

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    Couch potato
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    5 years ago

    Definitely weighing myself. I mean, people are vaccinated now, right?

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    Kona Pake
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    5 years ago

    Be glad you don’t live in Arizona where the next exit is 25 miles of the rule.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    5 years ago

    Hmmm yes.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Laziness is the reason for a lot of environmental pollution.

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    Chris Miller
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    5 years ago

    Wheeeeee!

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    I'll lead on the way out.

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    Elle O
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    5 years ago

    So... Not well?

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    Elif Eren
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    5 years ago

    I must admit that I procaffeinate a lot.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    5 years ago

    Burritos are wrapped up in themselves.

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    rspanther
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    5 years ago

    I'm always disapointed when I wake up, because it's 9:00 am, and I'm at work.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago

    Call it “Adulting”.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    5 years ago

    <--- big grin

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    And to chase the pavement.

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    Ann Coffman
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    5 years ago

    I'm a card carrying member of the Spelling Patrol so this one cracked me up!

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited)

    I’m getting myself into the habit of being polite to computers. If they ever become sentient enough to try to take over, I want to be on their list of people who’ve been nice to them, and will be spared. (Kidding.)

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    Let’s Be Kind
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    5 years ago

    This also applies to 2021…..

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    ma I

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    Ashbug
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    5 years ago

    Same

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    Ann Coffman
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    5 years ago

    And worms, too!!!!

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    Nancy Lynch
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    5 years ago

    Lol. Film or digital?

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    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
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    5 years ago

    24 carrot magic in the air

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    Ann Coffman
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    5 years ago

    You wash, I'll dry.

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    Chris Miller
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    5 years ago

    \o/!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    Only when the water is too warm.

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    Gail Nicholson
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    5 years ago

    Do I boo or moo?

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    Ashbug
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    5 years ago

    Not sure if that's a groaner or a croaker

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    Ann Coffman
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    5 years ago

    Is this from a Japanese beer commercial?