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30 Of The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic To Make You Crack A Smile (New Pics)
Although for most pets and their owners, even the thought of going to a vet clinic is absolutely daunting, the Carroll County veterinary clinic has made sure that every visitor there enters with a smile on their face.
How? Well, the team has put up an outdoor sign with pawesome jokes, and seeing how much people like it, they never took it down. Today, the vet clinic's sign is a star on its own terms, and from the jokes it features, there’s no doubt it deserves the title.
So scroll down through the newest collection of vet jokes, one-liners and puns, upvote the ones you liked the most and be sure to check out our previous posts with the famous Carroll County vet clinic sign here, here and here.
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
My vet's recommendation was to pry their jaws open and toss the pill down their throat. Do I look suicidal?!?
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
Didn't matter how far back you tossed it my staffie could spit it out. And he could hold it in his mouth longer than you could sit there holding his mouth shut and massaging his throat. Any food you hid it in would last maybe a week at most. Then you had to find something new. We were using mini swiss rolls by the time he died. I miss that big doofus.
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Did you ever try those little treats with the hole to hide the pill in, our doggo would chew and eat the treat and literally spit the pill halfway across the room!
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
A friend invited me to Christmas with their extended family. They had a Chihuahua famous for its bad temper and were very cautious around him. In this family of extroverts, I apparently was an oasis of calm (mind you, they were nice people), because the dog came closer and closer, then climbed up in my arms and stayed there for hours. I don't know which of us got the side eye more. But as far as I am concerned, he was a very good boi.
Ann Coffman 4 years ago
You must be a very good boi too. Doggies can tell.
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Ashbug 4 years ago
My dad's chihuahua will bark at you like she wants to kill you then roll over and beg for belly rubs
Jean Nielsen 4 years ago
Yep! That's mine too. She also loves to bark at leaves blowing across the lawn.
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Gary's Mind 4 years ago
OMG! that is the funniest and truest thing ever! We have several Chihuahuas (They are like chips or tattoos).
Alicia Miller 4 years ago
I once house-sat for a friend who had a Chihuahua. I stayed with him a week. Let him outside to run and do his business, fed him and gave him doggy treats. He hated me every single one of those 7 days. Lol.
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Scagsy 4 years ago
The cruelest trick that nature ever pulled was giving doggos such a short life. It's heartbreaking.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Cats too. We just had to put our 19 year old cat, Baz, to sleep a couple weeks ago. We had him since he was 9 weeks old. Longer relationship than most, but just as heartbreaking, even though we knew it was only a matter of time.
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Bored Panda reached out to Andie, the communications officer and receptionist who has been working at the Carroll County Vet Clinic since April of 2000. “No two days are ever the same,” she describes her job at the clinic.
When it comes to the internet’s beloved comedy sign, Andie said that they have been doing it since 2005 and since it got so popular, they never stopped. As for the jokes themselves, “We get them from clients or from the internet,” she added. Sometimes, the jokes are about animals, but most of the time they’re hilarious wisdom bits for people to relate to.
Due to the pandemic, the clinic has been doing curbside appointments. “We have an owner call when they get to the parking lot and we get information over the phone. Then, they bring their pet in, and after the checkup, they bring it back to the car.” The procedure is finalized with the payment done over the phone.
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Susan Bosse 4 years ago
My kitten is literally on my chest right now. I REALLY need to get up but she yells at me whenever I move.
Strawberry Hellcat 4 years ago
Robin Wood (the Tarot deck artist) once said that cats lay in the sun not for the warmth, but to accumulate solar energy, which they convert into a force known as "Cat Gravity". This force is released once they find a human subject to lie upon. The increased gravitational force prevents humans from standing up and dislodging the cat.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
My most frequent excuse for not being able to get up to do anything. Sorry, I would, but I've got a cat on my lap.
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TK 421 4 years ago
A final line should be added, “that didn’t work”. It sucks the first time, but having to o a repeat because it didn’t work is the worst
Gabby M 4 years ago
Oh dear I'm sorry. But head up buttercup I had mine this year and there was a shortage of...w/e it was and now you can mix it with....GATERAID!!! Yasssss!
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
True! And, 2021 is proving to be a colonoscopy without the anesthesia.
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not your average weirdo 4 years ago
Cats will just pretend to like you only to trick you into giving them more food.
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Humans come and go, put strict conditions on us all. But animals. Animals know true love.
Kate Wooding 4 years ago
no better feeling than when a dog comes to you in a room full of people
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
No, because your body has already started absorbing most of the calories by the time you can throw the food up.
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I hate it when the wheel falls off my emotional baggage alerting people I'm in the vicinity.
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Ann Coffman 4 years ago
I gave you an upvote, but I really want to give you a hug.
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albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago
Thats how I want to start my day; except I would like to remain married.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I must be part rooster screaming on Mondays seems to be my crowing time!
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Napping is a true art form and everyone knows you do not disturb an artist while he is working!
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John Montgomery 4 years ago
This one hits a bit hard. Quite often my late wife would need to nap. We'd try to do a movie marathon, and in the middle of the second movie she'd get tired. She'd be apologetic, but always told her I rather her nap. We can finish it later, and it was more important to me that we finished it together. That was the whole point of sharing the experience. It was funny when she'd try to force herself to stay awake, but I could always tell.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
If you really love somebody, you'll snuggle up and give them belly rubs.
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Rand0m_Cat 4 years ago
I've never understood why people think black cats are bad luck they're super cute, just like all cats.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Waaaay too important to concern himself with your silly human superstitions.
Jaybird3939 4 years ago
My black cat was so funny. She'd hide in the towel closet and when I would be looking for her, she'd close her eyes. So, she figured if she can't see me, I couldn't see her. Actually, it worked a few times.
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I second the motion - and animals are about the only ones that are good!
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Mr.lazy 4 years ago
No offense but I don't like dogs(u had a bad past with them)I'm only here because I love humor
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I used to be very afraid of them because one bit me when i was a child and another one chased me down there road .... I'm still quite nervous when I'm around dogs i don't know but i think therapy can help
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Don't you just love to watch all those runners while sucking down that milkshake!
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Gail Nicholson 4 years ago
I'm sure lots of people can relate lol but that doesn't seem the best joke for a veterinary clinic??? 😬
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Everyone seem to forget they own us you do not own them. You must learn their language to communicate!
kath morgan 4 years ago
Yeah my cat knows quite a few words, but he needs to know you have a great in your hand before he bothers to perform.
Isaiah Sloan 4 years ago
My cats decide when they would like to respond to "come." And when I'm the one using it, their decision is to not follow it.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Cats instinctively know that it is not their place to serve humans, but to share a parallel path to greatness.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
That's why we got rid of the carpets and installed wooden flooring.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
I've done the same, and am down to only one room with carpet left. Unfortunately it's the 'room of the giant furniture' and I would have to remove the carpet and install the wood simulatneously, moving one piece of furniture at a time. Unless I want to hire movers to put it all outside.
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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
My cat uses the carpet like a scratching post. And to put big pieces of food on it when eating so they don't slide away (which sometimes makes the carpet greasy)
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All carpeting was removed save for a couple of small throw rugs. Guess what? The cats would race through the house to the closest rug to vomit onto.
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
One of the saddest days of my life was choosing between vanity and food. I chose food.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
During 2020 my metabolism in creased to the point of no return but the fridge light did give me a lovely tan!
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Rand0m_Cat 4 years ago (edited)
the diamonds thing is a dumb saying. Implying that girls only care about money.
Laugh or not 4 years ago
Another way to see it, is that for a long time, women could have land, money or assets but under the management of a man (father, husband, son), but their jewellery belonged to them in full. So it was a security for them.
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I ain't ever had a diamond that can lick my face with love and snuggle me when I'm sad!
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Give me a diamond and I'll p**n it. Give me an animal companion and I'll vow life-long fealty.
Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago
Diamonds are my birthstone and I am not impressed with them. Don't get the hype
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Never have been interested in diamonds. Prefer sapphires, rubies, emeralds, Tanzanite, rich colors.
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Don't read my username 4 years ago
Jellyfish don't have brains. Sorry for the random fact, lol
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Trump could try again to run for president among them then! He would succeed
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best turtle 4 years ago
dirty minded people when they hear or see the word "wet" will immediately misunderstand this
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Have you also noticed that, when you wear dark colored clothing your animals only shed their light colored fur, and vice-versa?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It has been calculated that the average dog has 3.5 million hairs. 500 000 on the dog and 3 million in every corner, nook and cranny.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Everywhere I went, my cats came with me. To the extent that a highly allergic client made me swap out my clothes for a robe she kept in the foyer in order to enter her home.
Isaiah Sloan 4 years ago
That's a nice white rug you got there. Shame if someone were to sleep on it.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I do not own anything that does not have dog hair cat hair or feathers on it! And I am so proud of the nose prints on my windows!
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Birgit Sommer 4 years ago
Geeze, I first read "If it barks AND purrs" and my mind took it and ran with it lol
Delilah Simmons 4 years ago
I use dogs to determine who to trust lately, I've had less betrayals *Me with the scary dog privileges*
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Darn it. I just now realized this similarity. Well, that explains the rear view, doesn't it?
Birgit Sommer 4 years ago
My 5 year old niece once said when she got a bicycle: "It's for my extrasize!"
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not your average weirdo 4 years ago
Boss Kitty probably fired you thirty seconds after you said that.
Allan Breum 4 years ago
And then promptly re-hired you, as you're the only one who can operate the can-opener...
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I learned as a child that I was subordinate to my cat. Valuable lesson that I continue to carry.
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Joe Reaves 4 years ago
If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up, you clearly don't have a dog.
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Only a fool would expect a cat to apologize. Purrfection doesn't make errors.
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Couch potato 4 years ago
Thank you doggo/kitteh/other pets, I will listen to your advice and read bored panda
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Gail Nicholson 4 years ago
Yes, like ours when our blursed pupper has one of his 'outtages' in the middle of the night...
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Couch potato 4 years ago
Definitely weighing myself. I mean, people are vaccinated now, right?
Incitatus 4 years ago
Potato, only about 45% of people are vaccinated on average.
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
My cat used to ride my oscillating table fan...til her tuchus got too big.
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Dave van Es 4 years ago
Friendlier than mine. Without water there is no coffee, and without coffee i'll kill you all
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Ann Coffman 4 years ago
I'm a card carrying member of the Spelling Patrol so this one cracked me up!
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
I’m getting myself into the habit of being polite to computers. If they ever become sentient enough to try to take over, I want to be on their list of people who’ve been nice to them, and will be spared. (Kidding.)
Incitatus 4 years ago
If you practice being nice on computers, you might be less likely to be an a$$ to someone else.
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albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago
Skynet is coming, being nice to computers costs nothing but could pay HUGE dividends.
Elizabeth Calvert 4 years ago
I make a point if being polite to AI b/c 1)it keeps me in the habit 2) it helps to keep the mindset of not taken anyone for granted 3) it shows my son good manners
autumn 4 years ago
*she knows, she knows, and i know she knows. i know she knows*
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Nancy Lynch 4 years ago
2021 has been better than 2020. Not by much, but better.
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Vic 4 years ago
Well you moo, cause you've had an udder worldly experience..
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