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#1

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Yeah, I don't know what DNA I need to have to make chicken tenders and fries the best diet for me.

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Cat lover
Cat lover
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Human DNA is close relative to potatoes

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idrow avatar
Id row
Id row
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They meant Diet Not Applicable.

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David
David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo... we are supposed to eat babies? Sounds kind of mean / gross / illegal.

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wendillon avatar
Monday
Monday
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically eating a baby isn't illegal in most place, the issue comes in sourcing your baby meat!

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CHOCCY MILK
CHOCCY MILK
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, humans evolved to enjoy fat to avoid protein poisoning, so chicken tenders are tailored to our DNA.

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Rizzo
Rizzo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have Fries-DNA. Definitely! ... and Pizza-DNA - I almost forgot Pizza-DNA.

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Jayden
Jayden
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This comment is hidden. 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄.

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Persephone
Persephone
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what genetic code makes this diet ideal, but it sure as s**t isn't mine!!

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Karl Schwinbarger
Karl Schwinbarger
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your basic food groups. Chicken, potatoes and grease.

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April Pickett
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If chicken tenders looked like that, they'd have my full attention.

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably some species of mould.

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    I guess we’re not even trying anymore, huh.

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    Francine Govan
    Francine Govan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of those flat cardboard dolls you could buy with different paper outfits you could put on them

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    david2074 avatar
    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter had some sort of dress up doll app where you can change the clothes. Free app and it looked a lot better than that.

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    meganalinde avatar
    MAL
    MAL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tempted to order it just to see what shows up.

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    donaldberry avatar
    DBear
    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any else remember playing with Colorforms as a kid?

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    soul_and_sunset avatar
    Jubum
    Jubum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and when she moves, the dots stay in the same place, like Stan's plaid jacket in Monkey Island.

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    robert-thornburrow avatar
    Robert T
    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 4X was made by Castlemaine. ;-)

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    miabouhan avatar
    Mia Bouhan
    Mia Bouhan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shop must have styles from amazon fashion in sizes XS-4X

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    richg_black avatar
    Rich Black
    Rich Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be neat if it looked like this in real life. Flat illusion.

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    joolee avatar
    OnlyMe
    OnlyMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a dress for one of those cardboard cut out dolls of the 60s

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    deeper_creed avatar
    Holly Stevens
    Holly Stevens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made that dress in MS paint 25 years ago

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    ukachukwuokpara avatar
    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also lightens mood

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    drewp avatar
    drew p
    drew p
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go from normal to televangelist's wife in minutes!

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    shuxley06 avatar
    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transform into Chewbacca who wants to see the manager 🤩

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    DforDory
    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that some Karenizer hair balm?

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    micheldurinx avatar
    Marcellus II
    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks so powerful, it's probably the Karenator 9000.

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    DBear
    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Television psychic hair.

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    david2074 avatar
    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember kids, never ever smile for a before pic. She looks like she has props under her hair in photo two. Like they stuck ear muffs or foam under there. Although I like to see people smile, I actually prefer her hair in photo one. Photo 1 just looks like a friend to have coffee with. Photo 2 looks sort of weird/scary

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    feliciarobinson avatar
    Felicia
    Felicia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how we did our hair in high-school in utah. Lmao.

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    #4

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    Your child, too, can learn to casually disembowel a doll

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    JoyfulZebra
    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, baby's first Blood Eagle! 😊

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    T5n
    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best comment on this post.

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    tuzdayschild
    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, serial killer training doll! I'll take three!

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squeeze the doll's hand to hear him scream in agony for more realistic play!

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    absepa avatar
    Stephanie Cunningham
    Stephanie Cunningham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes well with the bloodstain wallpaper.

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    shead26 avatar
    Steve
    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this as a cat toy!

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    sparkysheep87 avatar
    Sparkysheep
    Sparkysheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE to have this as a cat toy and I don't even have cats lol 😂😂

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    El Howard
    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kids really need to practice more on their pulling out of intestines!

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    lemuelh avatar
    L hill
    L hill
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that i want one of these? I mean its only 1.97..😐

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm I wonder why it’s 97% off? Certainly they should make the price higher, not lower, seeing as there must be high demand for these 🤔

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    #5

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    ukachukwuokpara avatar
    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't settle for ordinary wallpaper upgrade to crime scene wallpaper also comes in period stain variety

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    Wise Turtle
    Wise Turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean a serial killer could move in and show everyone the wallpaper then start the murders to gain plausible deniability but I don’t really see what other purpose this has

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    Pheonixvatoreii
    Pheonixvatoreii
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Do you want to look like you'be committed murder without committing murder?'

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    DumYum
    DumYum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss?

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    Leanne Hailes
    Leanne Hailes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoonflower's Premium Wallpaper in Murder pattern

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    zgillet
    zgillet
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is our Patrick Bateman special. It comes with a complimentary embossed business card.

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    cgrantaa avatar
    Cee Grant
    Cee Grant
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the items on this list are spoofs or satire, including this one.

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    shead26 avatar
    Steve
    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try our new "Dexter", Son of Sam" and "Zodiac" lines!

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    #6

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    Blarrg
    Blarrg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not going to comment on how ChatGPT can apparently float speech bubbles that extend beyond the edges of the screen?

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    catchat avatar
    Cat Chat
    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: This ad was made by ChatGPT 🤣

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    kerriruss avatar
    Kerri Russ
    Kerri Russ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is using ChatGPT to get recipes for specific ingredients and to write stories for amusement. He loves that thing.

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who went to go check this out on the App Store? Lol

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Philly Bob Squires
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    Premium     2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Alexa, break up with my girlfriend for me? Alexa: You don't have a girlfriend! Me: Damn, that was quick!

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    Sierra (any/all)
    Sierra (any/all)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish chatgpt was like that

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    gilded panda
    gilded panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nahhh this fake, chatgpt only answers with fifty disclaimers and something that isn't relevant

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    DumYum
    DumYum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asked AI to write a poem about how much I love my dog. It’s spit out a terribly boring poem on par with a hallmark greeting card. I said as much out loud. Will AI be insulted now, and destroy me online and wipe out my bank account?

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    Šimon Špaček
    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... instead of being addicted to the screen you may get addicted to your phone in other way. Interesting way to battle screen addiction.

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    wendillon avatar
    Monday
    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why choose one addiction when you can have both!

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    CHOCCY MILK
    CHOCCY MILK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popular teens: *heavy breathing*

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    jacqueline
    jacqueline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is it, the bottom for humanity

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    Blarrg
    Blarrg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream on. There is no bottom. We just keep digging.

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine what might go wrong with this

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    #8

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    You may not like it, but this is the ideal canine body.

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrealistic body expectations for dogs now 😞

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    Marcellus II
    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that unrealistic? Our park is full of these dogs. OK they don't have teeth and ears, but otherwise very similar.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a Dug, or a Dock? 🐕‍🦺🦆

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it walks like a duck and barks like a duck...

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    Matthews
    Matthews
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie. I’d love a German Shepherd Duck quarking around…

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    Daniel Atkins
    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a retriever would it retrieve itself?

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    meow point1
    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contains all the nutrients a duckdog needs.

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my little dog had feathers instead of fur shedding season would definitely be interesting. 😬

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    DforDory
    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh,yes, a purebred German quackerd.

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    Christian rat
    Christian rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm, can I say no or is this just it

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    Magnion
    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, technically, we all are

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    Sheila Carty
    Sheila Carty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, Health Living Today isn't screwing around

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAY! Can seer.com tell me when?

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    Emma Stahl
    Emma Stahl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, REALLY?!!! i thought i was imortal!

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    #10

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    This woman is always creating ads with her dog in them. Not sure I love the new direction she’s going with it.

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    atkinsdan avatar
    Daniel Atkins
    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it is a dog but is she going for Little Red Riding Hood here?

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Cyndielouwhoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma couldn't even protect HERSELF in that story.

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    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these before! That dog is going through bad stuff

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    El Howard
    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're abuelita is a b***h, Veronica.

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    Bernice O'Leary
    Bernice O'Leary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isnt a fail! this is absolutely fabulous!!!

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    Kitty 🥀
    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can convince me that “dog” isn’t an alpaca.

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    Norman Beattie
    Norman Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abuelita is Spanish for Grandmother / Granny so why the Dog ?

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    Kit Ff
    Kit Ff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a play on Little Red Riding Hood?

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    Nicole Ford
    Nicole Ford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats dream toy🤣

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG you just made me picture a toddler knee deep in toilet paper. Or maybe asleep in it from getting tired unwinding all of that.

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    Scott Rackley
    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine sporting this bling at the start of the pandemic?

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no problem with this.

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    Yer maw 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids would still use it in a day - the more there is the more they use

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    tuzdayschild
    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have kids or a cat so this looks great ro me.

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    Kerri Russ
    Kerri Russ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE HAVE THIS! LOL! It's in my son's bathroom and he loves it.

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    AnnaRachelle
    AnnaRachelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am hoping this is taking the p**s...

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While taking the class you can enjoy our house special cocktail "fried chips heart clogger"

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you want a shot in the strawberry milkshake?"

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    Cat Chat
    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's have bars now?

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    wendillon avatar
    Monday
    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, where else are we supposed to get our McVodkas?

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    Andy Frobig
    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right buddy, that's enough honey mustard for tonight, I'm calling you a cab

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    phobrek avatar
    Phobrek
    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a deconstructed vodka, v elite

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    alan-jay-weiner avatar
    Alan Jay Weiner
    Alan Jay Weiner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would you like fries with your martini?

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    stephaniefoldy avatar
    Me. Just Me.
    Me. Just Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is McDonald's selling alcohol or are the bars selling McDonald's? Sponsored by McDonald's.

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    samlin avatar
    Sam Lin
    Sam Lin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mcocktails? With chips and burgers?

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    Robert D
    Robert D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bartending school is a scam.

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    Wise Turtle
    Wise Turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a convincing ad! That is certainly a teenager /s

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    Kookamunga
    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing sells like an rancid inbred hillbilly teenager.

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    DforDory
    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's what my teenage daughter would look like, I guess her onion smell would be the last thing I'd worry about. 😳

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    Christina Hvurchilova
    Christina Hvurchilova
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a teenager missing teeth? Admittedly, I don't really know much about children, but I thought that was a toddler thing...

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    travellingtrainer avatar
    Hey!
    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teenager either takes a lot of showers during the same day or none at all for a week or two.

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    Nicole Ford
    Nicole Ford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    widen the market, all kids smell gross 😆

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    YouKiddingMe (hey you)
    YouKiddingMe (hey you)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teen smells like corn chips when the shoes come off.

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    zgillet
    zgillet
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do, fellow kids!

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    bobbrezniak avatar
    Bob Brezniak
    Bob Brezniak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your advertising career hasn't taken off, and you just accept any modeling job that comes along

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    Natalie Kelsey
    Natalie Kelsey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the picture is downright insulting. However, ngl, sometimes my kids do smell like peeled onions

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    I was so thankful to save $0.00! Thank you!!!

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    Khavrinen
    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a sale like that, I should buy two!

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    jacqueline_3 avatar
    jacqueline
    jacqueline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0 f*cks given here, you get nothing!

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    Aimée Drouin
    Aimée Drouin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate LIQUOR is the second ingredient. Maybe the baker was drunk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Lauora
    Lauora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every little helps in the cost of living crisis!

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    donaldcrockerjr_ avatar
    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Donald Crocker, Jr.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More honest than the US tradition of marking stuff up than "marking it down" to the original price or more.

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    No attempt in the ad copy to call out the weird humor of this. Would you like to go and hang out with the zombies on your next vacation?

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    Mojo Flizash
    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not responsible for brains being consumed"

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the zombies can find any, that is. I guess that means most tourists are safe.

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    tuzdayschild
    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love what it does for the skin.

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    Passerby
    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they promise an unforgettable experience. This is definitely unforgettable!

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    derkommissar avatar
    Der Kommissar
    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mudbaths are great. unfortunately, some also use roots and they might enter an orifice and you might not enjoy it. I am speaking from experience. Desert Hot Springs, to be exact.

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    Analyn Lahr
    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is someone under the water holding a hand to the male zombie's stomach?

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sulphur Springs" you know what sulfur smells like, right?

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget that place with the biggest ball of string! We've got MUD!

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    Nicky Shrimps
    Nicky Shrimps
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They nailed the unforgettable part.

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    ikcollins1 avatar
    iBlank
    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finally a place where I'll be accepted as the zombie I am

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll pass

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    elhoward avatar
    El Howard
    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? I _already_ poop like a champion! It's literally the only thing I'm really good at! I've been doing it my entire life!

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    Khavrinen
    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a champion? I'm pretty sure I don't want to watch that competition.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you’re THAT constipated and desperate, I guess any port in a storm.

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    andyfrobig avatar
    Andy Frobig
    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pooooooop like a champion, my friend....

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    meow point1
    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I'm put off by fiber because of the association with poop at the best of times. This is clearly the worst of times.

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    Layna Andersen
    Layna Andersen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually for wrapping gifts.

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    William Mclaurin
    William Mclaurin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll try these. I've never been a champion of anything before.

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    One of my faves from about nine years ago. For the discerning business woman who doesn’t want to sacrifice her femininity.

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    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And twice the price

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    DJR
    DJR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone is dumb enough to pay extra for an identical-but-feminine item, I see no problem with letting them.

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    Anne Jones
    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought these. My husband accidentally used my girly pen. He started to draw unicorns and asked how I keep my skin so peachy…I now keep them locked up!

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    Paula Marshall
    Paula Marshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorites on this theme are "Dude Wipes". Because apparently the JUST PLAIN WIPES are some feminine brand. Homophobia.

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    SarahBee
    SarahBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amazon reviews for these were comedy gold! Sadly, the pens aren't available anymore, so neither are the reviews.

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    Ken Beattie
    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the pens are available, they just changed the branding. You can buy similar ones under a couple different Bic labels. Look at Bic xtra Sparkle, or Colour Cues. Even the Velocity range has a bunch of colours available now.

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    Hi_im_a_doge (she/her)
    Hi_im_a_doge (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I don't get it? Can someone explain plz?

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    janetch avatar
    Janet C
    Janet C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ellen's segment on this was hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCyw3prIWhc

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Miss Cleo has been replaced by a bot. (also, just read that Youree Harris died in 2016)

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Jesse Setliffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss those terrible ads with that fake Jamaican.

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    jmdirks
    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me connect with him. He is right here. I am sensing he is not faithful to you after I "connected' with him.

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    Michael Largey
    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I recall, Miss Cleo was indicted for fraud in California. As the state attorney general famously said, "Miss Cleo should have seen it coming."

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    zgillet
    zgillet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeer: weeding out idiots so you don't have to.

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    Nupraptor
    Nupraptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that Magic 8 balls have made a comeback.

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    The Panda-er
    The Panda-er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Babe, I have to break up with you. The psychic chat bot told me to."

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    lemuelh avatar
    L hill
    L hill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of that Cher song " Dark Lady".

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recon the last one is thinking “unga bunga me trapped inside glowing rock”

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As poorly drawn as he is - probably thinking - I AM the glowing rock

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    Leanne Hailes
    Leanne Hailes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these emojis! Levels of thinking OR my favourite - Levels of worrying!

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    Valek Fermiga
    Valek Fermiga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably know their mother's maiden name and the street they grew up on....

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    catchat avatar
    Cat Chat
    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking some of those aren't actually thinking, but...🤔😱

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    Andy C
    Andy C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one had a stroke

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called ✨abstract art✨

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    Mike Loux
    Mike Loux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the thinkies are collectively having a stroke.

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …I’m not sure how my mum would take it if I gave her a gift calling her a smoking hot woman

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    Jason
    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how far south you live in the US

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or choose from one of our other inspiring phrases like "Your body droops with passing years but if you left I'd be in tears" or "You weren't my first choice but I saved the best for last"

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    Marcellus II
    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You weren't my first choice but the good ones were taken"

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    DforDory
    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Oedipus make this ad?

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    catchat avatar
    Cat Chat
    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Dueling Banjos starts playing*

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    Slap Shot
    Slap Shot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually found this quite funny. My husband and I have both been married before. I tease him that he is my favorite husband, so far.

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    jacqueline
    jacqueline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like casually telling your wife she's a sl*t

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahem...that's a mother's day bracelet

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    Marcellus II
    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All together: "There once was a man named Oedipus Rex/ He made it to Freud's index cause/ He had a quite complex complex/ He loved his sister like a father and his father like a brother/ ...

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    Wise Turtle
    Wise Turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now we know who has an Oedipus complex

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    L hill
    L hill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On sale now at the next GOP convention.

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    Krod Mandoon
    Krod Mandoon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both parties suck, but not as bad as individuals that have to make every last thing political

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    #21

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    Now hiring real food.

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    Demosthenes
    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are hiring for real food now, what were they serving before?

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    François Carré
    François Carré
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that the need to hire people is permanent here.

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    Magnion
    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

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    Sue Denham
    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the connection between the real food and real people. Is one made from the other?

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    Ese
    Ese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real food? Real people?

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    Kerry Borthwick
    Kerry Borthwick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people ain't food why we made of meat 😈

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    Khavrinen
    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a "X-Files" episode about that factory.

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    #22

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    I swear I thought this was in this group. Also, why Germany? I'm in Ireland.

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    CAMAW
    CAMAW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that looks kinda dope

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you are the mail man and see what looks like a dude pointing a gun at you through the window, with the excuse “oh, I saw a fly ;)”

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    Elden Yeah
    Elden Yeah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the US, we actually have this. My brother gave it to us for Christmas. It works.

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    Blarrg
    Blarrg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one too. Fun, and genuinely useful. Especially since we're moving into the time of year that I get mosquitos in the house.

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    Mojo Flizash
    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annihilate household insects like a true American.

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    Demosthenes
    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what the joke is here, that’s a very real and useful product that eliminates flies without harmful chemicals

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    Steve
    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it work on all pests like in-laws?

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    Todd Goodrich
    Todd Goodrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they just get a bit salty towards you (don't ask me how I know) :-)

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    Brainmas
    Brainmas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one, it's not great. And it takes like 5 point blank shots to take down a wasp.

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    Teags
    Teags
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha my uncle has this, it’s very fun to shoot

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    That's some nice looking tomato & basil.

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    65$ off how much if I may ask

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    Nichole Harris
    Nichole Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your welcome to ask.... But the Answer will cross your eyes

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So implied - a box of flat broccoli and plastic trays normally cost $65 more than whatever I still have to pay for it.?

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    jacqueline
    jacqueline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh yes, the tomato/basil combo ...a family fav

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    Kitty 🥀
    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also that’s literally one broccoli. A broccolus.

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    Wise Turtle
    Wise Turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they aren’t wrong. “Unique” not “good”

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m buying these for my dad and telling him I got him the most awesomely unique thing I could find

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were hairy, we could all pretend to be hobbits with ugly plastic feet.

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    Patrick McIntyre
    Patrick McIntyre
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They allow you to establish those were not your footprints at the murder scene.

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    The Short Lady
    The Short Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're mass produced, how can they be unique?

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me why🎶🎶🎶 ain't nothing but a cash grab🎶tell me why🎶I'm never gonna pay for this🎶tell me why🎶 some companies are delusional

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those toes look like they have medical problems.

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could the shock be the double row of teeth on her lower jaw

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her first look in the mirror after getting permanent eyebrow ink.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Toujin C'Thlu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not shock, that's demonic possession

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    Stefan
    Stefan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s some serious nightmare fuel. Where’s the unsee juice?

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    Wise Turtle
    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why’s she doing the ghost face face?

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    Marcellus II
    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo... the shock is from looking at us? Nice.

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    Nicole Ford
    Nicole Ford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol hopefully most 18yos don't have duis.yet.

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    Angieeee
    Angieeee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never drop my phone but I dropped my phone. .holy c**p that's one scary face

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    I’m so confused. Like will this be on the table with the salad out of reach? Or on the floor with just a weird low little salad table? How do you wash it? Why does it exist?

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    Corlissa
    Corlissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a grill for a second-

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    elhoward avatar
    El Howard
    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooden salad bowls were a fad 40 years ago... until people figured out they get ruined the first time you run them through the dishwasher. In fact, they get ruined pretty quickly unless you immediately hand wash and hand dry them every time you use them.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you owned a restaurant with table side salad serving, OK. But at home it would be just awkward.

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    Demosthenes
    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some Italian restaurants they specialize in preparing and tossing your Caesar salad at the table. I imagine this is a home version to delight your dinner party guests.

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    Lara Verne
    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bowl on legs. Just what I don't need.

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    P.A.B.
    P.A.B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually pretty cool. Salads are often served first, like in a restaurant, so this goes table side, then removed, with no extra clutter on the table.

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    something
    something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you reach with the tongs tied to the table? Whats with the tongs?

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    Hey!
    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why the guy said to never cook your salad in the other post?

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So non-employees parking then?

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    Magnion
    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must’ve gotten that sign at a discount store

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    Samantha Mannion
    Samantha Mannion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst thing is I had to reread it a few times to even see it lol. The first time I read it I was confused as what the issue was with it took me entirely too long to see it lmfao

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    jacqueline
    jacqueline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, come one come all, except if you work there, then go park somewhere else

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    Cat Chat
    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣....so, all others...park away! Glad I don't work there.

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    Mojo Flizash
    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty awesome

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hoodie is fine. Even the cool bear mascot would be fine. I just don’t want the words on it. The bear’s crossed arms say it all.

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    El Howard
    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... a hoodie with BEAR EARS?!?!? Shut up and take my money!!!

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    Trophy Husband
    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, has the bear always farted out the word Charmin?

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    gilded panda
    gilded panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much? i honestly wanna wear this 😂

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    Scott Rackley
    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google punish your toilet family guy

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    Mojo Flizash
    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise what was she originally doing with her left hand? Or is this just the "Granny wants a fist bump" stock photo?

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    Spocks's Mom
    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is hugely awesome. Look at the whole photo shoot: https://staffs-secret-blog.tumblr.com/post/706235923690602496

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    Colt Seavers
    Colt Seavers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can tell she's studied the way of the blade

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    Pigeonvonbirb
    Pigeonvonbirb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a cool sword. Damn I want it

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    L hill
    L hill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got that Harry Potter look down.

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    Steve
    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bedazzled swords have 1,000% more magic!

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    Illustrious G
    Illustrious G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the comments looking for the link to this sword’s website…

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I ordered.... Stay tuned for the eminent disappointment

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    Ted Morris
    Ted Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many shelves could a sea shelve see if a sea shelve could see shelves?

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    Nicole Ford
    Nicole Ford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I want to keep my sea shelves to hold my button collection 🤔?

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Cyndielouwhoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother of pearl! These people are idiots!

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    El Howard
    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sells sea shelves by the sea shore...

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    Lara Verne
    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they meant 'continental shelf'

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Philly Bob Squires
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    Premium     2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea Shelves... say that 3 times fast!!

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    I just got an ad for. the government on f**kin Tumblr!? This is not a video or anything, you're seeing the whole ad

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    StretcherBearer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For your choice in governments choose French!

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    Jack Handy
    Jack Handy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thought it looks like the MLB logo?

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    DJR
    DJR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Governent: the most powerful organized crime group in the region. Not sure why they need to advertise.

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    The Panda-er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an ad for their news service.

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    Jennifer Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately France needs to work on all 3 of those

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    Leanne Hailes
    Leanne Hailes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn good thing our brains can read words as long as the first & last letters are correct.

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    zeebii
    zeebii
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love our gouvernement. They've mastered everything except spelling.

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    Paula Marshall
    Paula Marshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberty, equality, brotherhood. I never took French, but I still know what this means. It's just a French ad. Makes sense.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much leeway you have regarding what photos you use? It could be hilarious.

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    Ken Beattie
    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they're pretty cool. I saw custom heat reactive mugs and wondered the same thing.

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    Amelia Jade
    Amelia Jade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son collects Hawaiian shirts. He's always looking for quirky patterns. I ordered a custom one for Christmas from Etsy, with our two cats on it. The shop mixed up orders. So for Chrismtas he got a shirt with some woman, two kids, and a strange cat all over it. Eventually, the store shipped the correct shirt, but he kept that other one.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a guy at church with Black Angus cows on his one Sunday, and then the next week he had on a Semi-truck one. They're actually awesome.😂

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    Michael Largey
    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I still taught, I'd get one with pictures of the administrators and wear it to work every day.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got one of these for my dad on father's day. We used pics of my cats

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    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my son's girlfriend got him one of these with our dogs face on it. I absolutely love it!

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    ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘
    ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually works great. I used this for Father's day with a picture of our dog on it. It turned out great ngl (message not sponsored and account not made by GeckoCustom)

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    Never Snarky
    Never Snarky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to see pictures of my grandkids?

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    Susan Green
    Susan Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has one of these with our dogs face on it. It’s so cute.

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    nari<333
    nari<333
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniff* *sob* m-mom? im…israel…*sob sniff*

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    Some black giirrrrllll
    Some black giirrrrllll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hi Israel.. *sobs*.. I am.. Reddit.

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    Robert T
    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you missunderstood. It's the Communist agenda, not the Communist a gender. ;-)

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    Pigeonvonbirb
    Pigeonvonbirb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom, dad, why didnt you tell me im feminism?? YOU LIED TO ME *cries*

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m coming out of the closet as communism

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    Wise Turtle
    Wise Turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the six genders, something I don’t recognise, Israel, feminism, reddit, lgbtq and communism

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    Corlissa
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found out I am...... soviet union.........😳😬

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with a manual on being an insensitive prick

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    meowi.anne
    meowi.anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, seems like a funny joke to me, especially if you give it to a boss that everyone actually loves.

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    Moo
    Moo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My anatomy teacher had something on his desk that said "ashes of problem students" and I always loved that

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    son_of_a_peach
    son_of_a_peach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same it was my social studies teacher tho but i still liked it

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    Gregg Bender
    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known a few managers who could have used that.

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    I just find the thumbnail really funny. Looks like she's crawling out of the wall.

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    david2074 avatar
    David
    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a racist comment - but a great many Asians have small breasts. I have been to Philippines, Japan, China, Korea, Malaysia, Thailand etc. There's nothing wrong with that. My point is literally in the BILLIONS of women have small breasts - so I really doubt their claim they are the only ones who designed a bra for them. I've seen shops full of small cupped bras over there when shopping with relatives.

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    Mojo Flizash
    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not racist but a tad weird.

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    VonBlade
    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that matters with breasts is "does the person owning them like them". Big, small, real, silicone, nothing but the person with them view matters.

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    David
    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone here say otherwise? Ideally everyone should be happy in their own skin. Unfortunately many are not and at least in the USA advertising tries to play on that. Usually some version of "buy our product to be a better you" but women get targeted more than men.

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    Riani Kivela
    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if your small bust doesn't have 20,000+ 5-star reviews?

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    david2074 avatar
    David
    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm laughing again because I didn't catch that poor grammar / punctuation last night.

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    Amy E
    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small busts I know only have 10,000 4.5 star reviews.

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    Elizabeth Butler
    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small breasts mostly do not need bras.

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    Gary Ludwick
    Gary Ludwick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder why small breasted women waste money on bras.

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    shazam_beaubien avatar
    ShaZam Beaubien
    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've ever smiled like this ... my boobs must not be comfortable.

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    wendytate avatar
    The Short Lady
    The Short Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a person get over 20k 5 star reviews on their boobs?

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    ukachukwuokpara avatar
    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago

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    You mean for no cups

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    David
    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does umbrella man in the background only have one suspender? EDIT: Okay, now I see the bag. Thanks folks. I wondered why his waist looked kind of weird.

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    jacqueline
    jacqueline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause I've always wanted to look like a human postbox

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    Abigail Leffler
    Abigail Leffler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A popular chicken sandwich restaurant, that is closed on Sundays, has their drive thru employees wearing these in questionable weather.

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    ikcollins1 avatar
    iBlank
    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would be better marketed as an isolation capsule

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    maijuniemisto avatar
    Maikku
    Maikku
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm.. Comfort? I'd say a simple rain coat would be much more comfortable than that thing.

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    heathervanessa74 avatar
    Heather Higgins
    Heather Higgins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The order takers at chic fil a were wearing these last week in the rain.

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    okpkpkp
    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I laughed when I saw this.

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    melusinelafayette avatar
    Melusine
    Melusine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get this thing off when you get in a bar? Where do you hang it?

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    aerose101 avatar
    Amanda Rose
    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those lightweight laundry bags you find in college dorms.

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    Well I guess I’m at that age now… JFC.

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    Mojo Flizash
    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it hurts like hell when Mario comes and stomps on your foot.

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    nolafisher avatar
    CHOCCY MILK
    CHOCCY MILK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take my upvote.

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    Heather Talma
    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not Digger the Dermatophite.

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    tahadata avatar
    Lara Verne
    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey it's not so bad, at least it looks funny

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    Magnion
    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of stuff they put in Airbnb’s that make no sense

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    Nicole Ford
    Nicole Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of decor you place strategically around the house, so if you're being attacked, you have study blunt objects 🤣

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    David
    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a combination change holder / door wedge?

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    micheldurinx avatar
    Marcellus II
    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assumed it was a bathtub! A pointlessly dangerous bathtub-with-a-view. OK we need a banana for scale.

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    Bill Hankel
    Bill Hankel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a banana here ... that staircase seems suspect.

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    kas98115 avatar
    Kim Steffen
    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the stairs leading to an ant farm?

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    nathanpogorzala avatar
    Nathan Pogorzala
    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    miniature human sacrifice alter. great addition to any sitting room or den. with free blood collection receptacle.

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what does this do

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    Robert T
    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you look stupid.

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    Demosthenes
    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m twisted, at first I thought this was a fart snorkel

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    vonblade avatar
    VonBlade
    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the back of the chair had something I could rest my head on.

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    bagladyele avatar
    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually want something like this so I can rest my head at work without having to move my hand every time I need to type! But maybe just a curved headrest without the face part. Tho this could be good for napping in public places :D

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    t_d_z avatar
    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This breathing apparatus will let you smell your own farts even in the most crowded places discretely! Just wear the mask, pass the tube under your clothes to your fart factory and smell the victory! Now you can enjoy your farts all day long without anyone knowing! Call us now before our stocks are gone!

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    cl_4 avatar
    C L
    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just where does this face rest attach??

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    deejak
    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a face mask with breathing tube.

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    jerrylane avatar
    Jerry Lane
    Jerry Lane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It lets you sleep? Where do you need to sleep this way?

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    juice
    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like he's on an airplane, maybe it's for people who can't sleep sitting up/on their backs?

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    Shelli Aderman
    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airplane chin rest thing? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    ikcollins1 avatar
    iBlank
    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the text and picture sound miserable

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s everyone’s dream to get a scanner for valentine’s day

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    shuxley06 avatar
    The happy frog
    The happy frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s Carley, is it a brand or just a persons name

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    B Lorax
    B Lorax
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it was love when she exposed her OBDII port.

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    Robert T
    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, look what I got to stick in your port on Valentine's day!

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    shaneg avatar
    Shane G
    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a simple man with simple needs. Checking my O2 sensor is one of them. Lol

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    birdo
    birdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS A MORPHITE REFERENCE

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    Fletcher Bateman
    Fletcher Bateman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does the sale end at midnight not just the 14?!?

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ET spent his time hiding in a little girl's closet so I'm hoping the answer is no.

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    Betsy Ray
    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling! They didn't want to Google , well, because.

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    JoyfulZebra
    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birddogs ads are pretty weird, but this... this is unique.

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    matthewdavault avatar
    Magnion
    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know that about ET as well

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    Christian rat
    Christian rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe on god and stuff but I won’t be caught dead in that

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    yoyo_2 avatar
    Yoyo
    Yoyo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

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    CAMAW
    CAMAW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone notice the video title? (Above the ad)

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    Suna Amun
    Suna Amun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worship the devil if you like.

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    Jayne Brown
    Jayne Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing in the next photo is a toy stuffed tardigrade. Clearly, you haven't been bombarded with ads like I have.

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    Stanley Yayo
    Stanley Yayo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this ad look like a practice toy for blow jobs?

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is the thing in the next photo to the right?

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    Cat Chat
    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I'm going to try a real fake friendship now.

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    The happy frog
    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t recommend it had one with a friend from prep to year 5 😬

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    Mint the tiger 🩷 she her
    Mint the tiger 🩷 she her
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like level one better. She looks more attractive 😊

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    corlissa avatar
    Corlissa
    Corlissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a game or sth!? Why levels?

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confess I'm curious what the game play involves.

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    Zephyr
    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes, my brain, so much going on here

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    terryltobias avatar
    Terry Tobias
    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good... I've been needing a place to store my hippo!

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    moconnell avatar
    M O'Connell
    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that horse shed is a heck of a good deal!

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that photo is just begging for a cringe joke

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    Magnion
    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else try to play the video?

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    CAMAW
    CAMAW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did that on purpose, didn't they?

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    ukachukwuokpara avatar
    Zephyr
    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it could be made of sand for all we know

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    deejak
    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there's a second part of the slogan that is hidden.

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    Pigeonvonbirb
    Pigeonvonbirb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they're lifting the weights? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the wrong way to lift weights?

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    Red Panda
    Red Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this guy look like Santa during his off season working a side hustle?

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    audreywijaya397 avatar
    CAMAW
    CAMAW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell are you supposed to read this

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    david2074 avatar
    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nutribullet can grind eggshells into powder. I'm sure it is up to the challenge of a mouse but I have no need to turn mice into soup

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    Suna Amun
    Suna Amun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm, can someone for the love of all that is good explain what this should actually do?

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    moconnell avatar
    M O'Connell
    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a homogenizer. Literally a laboratory blender for vigorously and uniformly homogenizing biological laboratory samples prior to performing chemical tests. That job may occasionally involve reducing a mouse (or some mushrooms, or horse manure or whatever) into a smooth and uniform liquid.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bass-O-Matic 3000 made it into the 21st century!!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great ad for serial killers…

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used these, but never on an entire mouse!

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    McDonald's you are scaring me...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst shake ever!

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    Marivali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it taste like? It looks pretty vile

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this is what public toilets are like in the future

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining that as a tank and pipe connected to a chamber pot so you can read for hours.

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everyone travels with their pocket irons these days 🙄

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    Marivali
    Marivali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought this was a fake n*pple

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    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the point of being able to store it and take it places if you also have to take an iron to use it?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that Scientology guy died?

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    David
    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just use a disposable glove. Or a net. Or why are you holding your goldfish anyway?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a massive goldfish. Like banana sized?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so weird... I just keep my fish in a pond, not in a big gooey green glove.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, my mind is too dirty to respond

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    Jude Corrigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think they mean it supposed to protect the fishes skin. Maybe?

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    I wish I had the self-assurance of this plastic and aluminium step-ladder. ”Why store away when it looks so great.” I just love that tagline!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be followed by "Woman screeching in the middle of a suburban street" and "Small child yelling it's head off in a playground".

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    Jude Corrigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dog humping a fire hydrant" & "Cat digging up flower beds"

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