Going to the grocery store, while seemingly a universal experience, is going to be very, very different depending on where you like to do your shopping. Because it’s not just the selection of items or how much they might cost, but also the type of crowd a place actually attracts. If the first thing that came to mind upon reading this was “people of Walmart,” you’ve come to the right place.
So we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most unhinged pictures that highlight for non-Americans why Walmart is its own special place. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the wildest examples and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments below.
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Punk Rock Santa Spotted At Walmart
This Is Charlene, A Walmart Employee That Poses With Products For The Maryland Store’s Local Facebook Page
Wanted To Introduce You Guys To My Towns Walmart Model: Everyone, Meet Carl
Walking through the sliding glass doors of a Walmart at any hour of the day feels less like entering a retail establishment and more like crossing a portal into a parallel dimension where the normal rules of society are mere suggestions. There is an immediate and unmistakable shift in the air that some internet commentators have affectionately dubbed waffle gas or a general sense of retail-induced fever dreams.
This specific energy is not just a figment of your imagination because it is actually a carefully crafted mixture of sensory inputs and architectural choices. The lighting is the first thing that hits you because it is a very specific shade of blueish white that creates a high state of alertness similar to a doctors office or a high security facility.
Today I Saw Duck At Walmart
I Told You We Couldn't Trust Them
Ok, but this is actually hilarious and not the normal Walmart-weird 😂
That Is The Most Dad Thing I've Ever Seen
According to some fascinating discussions about the store’s atmosphere, these lights combined with the massive high ceilings and cold cinder block walls create a distinct acoustic environment. Sounds bounce around in a way that makes the store feel crowded even when you are the only person in the aisle which naturally increases your internal level of urgency and chaos. Beyond the physical building itself the real soul of the Walmart energy comes from the incredible cross section of humanity that congregates there.
When You Need To Update Your Wardrobe Because Fall Is Coming Up
Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store
Yep
Because the store is designed to be a one stop shop for everything from motor oil to birthday cakes it attracts every possible type of person in the community. This creates a fascinating cultural melting pot that has been documented for years by observers of the People of Walmart phenomenon which captures the eccentricities and unfiltered personalities of the American public.
Only At Walmart
The Greeter At My Local Wal Mart. I Can't Explain
Centaurs Of Walmart
You might see a person in full pajamas buying a giant inflatable lawn ornament at three in the morning or a group of teenagers filming a viral dance in the electronics department. It is a place where social pretenses go out the door because everyone is just trying to find the cheapest gallon of milk or the last box of cereal. This lack of formality is exactly what gives the store its lawless and unpredictable vibe because you truly never know what you are going to encounter around the next corner.
This Banana Car I Saw At Walmart This Weekend
Found One In The Wild. Even Talked To Him. He Was A Preacher Out Saving Souls
This Lady Kneeling On Bread While She Looks At Other Bread
Why is her face blurred? Everyone should see her, as well as her shame.
The sheer scale of these stores also plays a major role in the madness because they are essentially miniature cities with their own internal weather systems and logic. When a building is large enough to contain a pharmacy, a hair salon and a grocery store all under one roof it begins to feel like an indoor ecosystem. This environment is so vast that it can host life events that you would never expect to see in a retail setting.
My Friend Recently Saw This On His Trip To Walmart
Walmart Wedding
Is.... Is This What These Are For?
For instance there was a viral story about a woman who unexpectedly went into labor while she was just trying to finish her grocery shopping. When a place is big enough to be a delivery room and a tire shop at the same time it is bound to have a bit of a chaotic spirit. The layout is often intentionally confusing which forces you to wander through aisles of sparkling toys and glowing electronics just to find the bread and this constant overstimulation keeps your brain in a state of mild bewilderment.
Only In Texas
Covid In Florida
They’re Always At Walmart
Is her hair wet? Is that a towel? I'm guessing coming in from a beach somewhere... I hope...
Even the employees seem to exist in a state of weathered resilience that adds to the atmosphere. Working in a place that serves as the town square for every frustrated neighbor and eccentric shopper requires a very specific kind of mental fortitude. Many shoppers have noted that the fast turnover and understaffing can lead to an environment where everyone is just trying to survive the shift.
I Had To Run Into Walmart. I Turned Around To Make Sure My Son Was Next To Me. Instead Of Finding Him By My Side I Found Him Kneeling In Front Of The Missing Children Board Praying
I'm Guessing They Work At A School And It Was Wacky Hair Day
Found On A Tablet At Walmart
This creates a feedback loop of frantic energy between the staff and the customers which only heightens the feeling that you are inside a pressure cooker of consumerism. Despite the bright lights and the loud music there is often a strange underlying tension that makes the simple act of buying a pack of gum feel like a high stakes mission in a video game.
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer Shops At Walmart
Just Going To Leave This Here
Only In Walmart
Ultimately we keep going back to Walmart because that chaotic energy is the price we pay for the absolute convenience of getting everything we need in one trip. It is a place that reflects the raw and unpolished reality of our modern world in a way that more boutique stores never could.
Barbarians Of Walmart
Stupid Moments
Found At My Local Walmart. The Guy's Face Sums It Up
Is that Tails? Sonic, tanned mind you? Or whatever that red guy's name was.
Whether it is the strange "energy vortex" that people talk about on social media or just the result of a very efficient business model the result is a shopping experience that is never boring. It is a place of brawls and births and bargains all happening simultaneously under the hum of fluorescent bulbs. Walmart is the ultimate stage for the theater of the everyday and as long as humans have weird habits and a need for low prices the chaotic energy will continue to thrive in every aisle.
Let Me Just Pop On My 12 Inch Heels And Head On Down To Walmart
Uh, I Mean. What Is That?
What Did The Fox Say
Barefoot In Walmart
I feel like going barefoot in a Walmart is more of a ~you~ problem; there's so much potential to step on gross/injurious stuff lol
Found The Guy From The Math Problems
Probably has his own convenience store and can get a better deal retail with Walmart than from his wholesaler.
Women Of Walmart
I Don't Know What To Say
The Grinch In Walmart
Super Nice Guy Let Me Take A Picture Of Him After I Asked
Another Kin Spotting
As a cosplayer, after events and stuff I'll sometimes run into a store for food or something. I'd be horrified if a photo of me was taken while I was in costume and posted online. A lot of these posts seem to be staged/intentional, but this one looks like a random person in a costume :(
Never Thought I’d See One
Polly Want A Trip To Walmart?
This Dude Returned An Entire Cart Of Turkeys
Haircut Of The Year
Just Saw These Babies At My Local Walmart
In The Walmart
At this point in American culture I'm convinced people make a sport of being the oddest person in Walmart. We should make an Olympic-style event of it... I'd watch lol
Mom Really Got Into Crochet
My Friend Is In Walmart Right Now And Just Sent Me This Picture
Have A Nice Grip To Hogwarts Dude
Sailing Away With My Tail
Note: this post originally had 94 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
I'm amazed at people with animals. Where I live, health regulations don't allow animals in stores that sell food, unless they are service dogs - and only dogs - wearing legally regulated vests. On the plus side, we don't have Wallmart in my country.
I worked in a grocery store for two and a half years during the pandemic. I absolutely love animals, but I HATED when people would just casually bring their pets into the grocery store. Most of them didn't even try bothering to pretend they were "emotional support animals". If the dogs went to the bathroom, us employees had to clean it up if the owner didn't (and they rarely did.) I remember one time a person came in with their dog in their arms, and the dog was leaned over licking grapes while the person was looking at some other fruits. I'd take my dogs everywhere with me if I COULD, but I don't, because there are places that pet dogs do NOT belong. We had a regular who used to bring in his very large Belgian Malinois every time he shopped, and while the dog loved me, it would growl and snap at other employees and customers. IMO that behavior is unfair to other customers.
Load More Replies...Can anyone explain why this particular chain of shops attract weird customers?
"“Walmart. Save Big. Live Better.” It's aspirational.
Load More Replies...The Walmart in my small town just made a space inside and Dunkin Donuts opened there. Except it does not sell any donuts. Dunking Donuts assumed the Wal Mart bakery would make the donuts for them. Wal Mart's bakers said no way. American corporate planning at its best.
I'm amazed at people with animals. Where I live, health regulations don't allow animals in stores that sell food, unless they are service dogs - and only dogs - wearing legally regulated vests. On the plus side, we don't have Wallmart in my country.
I worked in a grocery store for two and a half years during the pandemic. I absolutely love animals, but I HATED when people would just casually bring their pets into the grocery store. Most of them didn't even try bothering to pretend they were "emotional support animals". If the dogs went to the bathroom, us employees had to clean it up if the owner didn't (and they rarely did.) I remember one time a person came in with their dog in their arms, and the dog was leaned over licking grapes while the person was looking at some other fruits. I'd take my dogs everywhere with me if I COULD, but I don't, because there are places that pet dogs do NOT belong. We had a regular who used to bring in his very large Belgian Malinois every time he shopped, and while the dog loved me, it would growl and snap at other employees and customers. IMO that behavior is unfair to other customers.
Load More Replies...Can anyone explain why this particular chain of shops attract weird customers?
"“Walmart. Save Big. Live Better.” It's aspirational.
Load More Replies...The Walmart in my small town just made a space inside and Dunkin Donuts opened there. Except it does not sell any donuts. Dunking Donuts assumed the Wal Mart bakery would make the donuts for them. Wal Mart's bakers said no way. American corporate planning at its best.
