This Online Group Collects The Best Personal Tweets, Here Are 50 That Deserve The Attention They Got (New Pics)
Thoughts constantly swirl around in our heads. From when we open our eyes in the morning until we close them at night (and sometimes, even after that), there's always something for us to contemplate about.
In fact, a 2020 study suggests people typically have more than 6,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot. And as much as we'd like to believe otherwise, not all of them are brilliant. So with social media allowing us to instantly share whatever crosses our mind, we broadcast quite a lot of funny, weird, and infuriating personal takes, too.
To illustrate just how random our statements can be, we at Bored Panda put together a new publication on the subreddit whose sole mission is to capture the chaotic side of human interaction. Continue scrolling to check out its latest finds and fire up our earlier piece on it when you're done.
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God Has Protected Me
This Would Be The Greatest Irony
And properly condemn, and excomunicate members who get caught molesting other people. In the church, molesting people just lands you a promotion.
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The satanic temple doesn't worship the devil. They are a rights group that chose to identify as a religion to use the rights for religious freedom when there is injustice.
The Satanic Temple is starting to sound more and more like the most moral church out there.
Satanists are unfairly and ignorantly categorized. How often do you hear of scandals in their ranks? I've yet to see an expose of all the horrible, unethical and unholy acts committed by a member of the Satanic church against anyone, especially children. Leave these people alone - they do good things in their communities and never get the credit they deserve.
Good. They can team up with the Satanic Temple and show the world different religions can get along.
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I support the satanic temple Their tenets are simple and relay universal values that protect human rights. I'd, personally, like to see them go after some of the members of the Christian and Catholic community who have been found guilty of sexual assault against prisoners in residential school system.
What do you mean "go after". The satanic church isn't a law enforcement agency
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It's generally used to combat toxic Christianity so that's probably why
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Here you go! https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/join-us
Load More Replies... Satanic Temple members basically follow Humanistic beliefs. The name is a jab at Christians who do terrible things in the name of christianity. It’s not what you call yourself that matters, it’s your actions that matter.
You can just hear those Justices trying to come up with a reason the ST's religious rights should be infringed on while protecting their own.
My guess is that they will declare the ST isn't really a religion.
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The funny thing is they don't believe in Satan at all. They're atheists (unless I'm confusing them with another group) and from what I've heard, really great people.
What is going on in the world right now, maybe it’s time to crawl in a hole and hide
Apparently, this is also in Jewish rules, but the headline isn't as flashy =D
for me, it is about people making their choices not the government. we know wealthy people will get around this law even if they are far right christians. if we only do something because the government makes you it is not from the heart. you can't make people what they are NOT.
I hope they win. At least that gives some women the chance to have an abortion
I've never heard of this group until just now. If I hadn't read all the post I would have thought they were really bad people. Why would they name their group something you associate with devil worshipping? Just asking.
Based on the Bible god has killed millions more than the mean old "devil". The idea is to juxtapose against the idea the religious people only do good. They chose Satan because the United States is majority xian.
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Well, no. It wasn't the Satanists who fought for decades to overturn Roe v Wade. But it's certainly interesting that Satanists seem to care more about women's health than Christians do.
Load More Replies... No, god is. After all, what is a miscarriage if not an abortion performed by god?
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To learn more about our inner filters, we contacted Phil Reed, D.Phil., who is a professor of psychology at Swansea University.
"There are many reasons why people overshare," Dr. Reed told Bored Panda. "A lack of awareness about the dangers is one, but also the lack of 'real' social feedback online is a big contributor. Since there is a degree of anonymity, certain a lack of immediate feedback, people tend to get it wrong in terms of sharing."
Truth
Religion Doing What It Should
Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
Send them to the Healing Crystals and Essential Oils Ward. (It's conveniently located right next to the morgue.) 😉
However, even though the reasons why people overshare may vary, the act itself seems pretty much universal. Also, researchers from The University of Edinburgh and Northwestern University in Illinois found that the risk of oversharing in conversation actually increases as people age.
When testing 100 people from 17 to 84 years old on their attention skills, the researchers discovered that the older subjects provided listeners with more irrelevant details than their younger peers. As this behavior can be dangerous — older people, for example, might accidentally reveal private info to strangers looking to take advantage — this finding is essential in helping "design targeted training that helps older adults improve these skills and avoid embarrassing and potential risky communicative errors,” said lead researcher Madeleine Long, of the University of Edinburgh's School of Philosophy, Psychology and Language Sciences.
Juli Briskman On The Go
Yep
I feel the same about these appeal shows that they have on TV. Lots of celebrities virtue-signalling about how they are working the night for free as they try to guilt you into donating part of your rent to charity. Don't get me wrong, we give to local charities when we can afford to and they do some brilliant work. But I will not tolerate some rich TV star trying to make me feel guilty about keeping a roof over our head and food on the table. Furthermore, and this bit is horrible but it needs telling, a poor elderly lady killed herself in the UK a couple of years ago because she couldn't afford to give to every appeal directed her way. Every penny she had was sunk into charity appeals and when the money ran out she felt so bad that she had to end her life. Literally killed by kindness.
Totally
And tax the churches that engage in political activity. Political activity negates their non-taxable status.
No Labor Shortage!
I've met Dan! We were both buying coffee and chatting casually; he asked if I was staying at the cafe with my coffee, so we sat and just talked about generic stuff. I had no idea who he is at the time. Incredibly friendly and nice man!
Dr. Reed said people should be very wary of oversharing. "It can compromise personal security, and personal safety, as well as lead to bullying."
"It can also make people very vulnerable psychologically; if they are feeling low, overshare to get support, and are attached for it, then depression can set in."
The Retirement Age
Some People Change
Logic Please
This Is How Ya Do It
To keep ourselves in check, Dr. Reed suggests treating communication on the internet the same as in real life.
"Remember, online is just as much of a social interaction as in the real world," he said. "Do not share anything online that you would not in real life. People can get a little impulsive with their digital interactions, so just remember that. Perhaps count to 10 before sharing."
It’s Like The Trash Taking Itself Out
Why Stop There?
It seems as if the right wing just wants ignorant breeders, to produce a pool of cannon fodder so needy they'll take any job.
Literally Dozens
That Went Well
Donald trump is the worst thing to happen to America since the British ruling us
But if you are bothered by another person who starts to give you too much information, psychotherapist Amy Morin says your first line of defense should be to change the subject.
For instance, try saying, 'Sorry to hear that. Have you heard the weather for tomorrow?' Sometimes people will take the hint, but you may need a more direct approach if the other person continues to overshare.
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
Perfect Analogy
Simplicity Itself
Bigotry ?
because republicans believe obviously that women's political opinions don't count but women are merely there to reproduce, as per the recent RvW judgment
The key in such situations is to not reciprocate. Just because your boss tells you she's going through a divorce, that doesn't mean you need to tell her about your marital problems as well.
While sharing your personal stories can be empowering, you should do that at the right time, in the right place, and with the right people.
I’d Like To See It
You Know She’s Right
Please Remember This
Heavy Machinery
Dead Malls
There is a mall somewhere where the top floor is now small apartments. The bottom floor is retail.
A Mother Did What The Police Refused To Do
because men who think they need to carry guns are at heart cowards living in fear.
One Of The Best Ideas I Have Heard In A Long Time
"It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does
Would Not Recommend
Middle-Aged White Male Here, And I Think That She Rocks!
Because A Certain Portion Of Our Population Are Dumb A******
Because japanese think about other people because they have a more collective-minded culture as opposed to rampant Randian-objectivism style libertarianism/individualism?
Giant Dick’s Giant Profile D**k Pic Checks Out
Thank You Librarians
*Archivist here* Have you ever searched for person with no surname, date of birth or adress? Only information that was given to you was ´he lived with my granny in Shitholery upon Thames back in 1950´...
We Know Exactly Who’s Fault It Is
But She Really Loved Me
That'll Send A Message
I'll let your bod marinate in plague infested "soup" for a while OK? But not too long, otherwise you may loose cohesion and not brake the window, just smear it.
Wow! Solar Energy Actually Working As Designed! Insane How Much Better Green Energy Actually Is
Meanwhile in FL teachers r fleeing the state since they keep passing laws preventing them from actually teaching
This Dad Has One Great Son
Russia Moment
Ignoring The Bible Is Classic Christianity
This Is The Way
Take A Breath, Count To 10, Think. You'd Be Amazed What Possibilities Open If You Don't Go With Your First Reaction
Or he could have just got up and silently walked out during the monologue
Management
Sad That This Is Even Needed
A small bottle of prescription eye drops cost us over $300, with insurance, in the US. Meanwhile, we can get it in Japan without insurance for less than $25. Our Doctor there couldn't believe it, so when I showed her on my tablet, she wrote us a prescription for a year's supply.
This Aged Too Well
A heads up would've been nice dude, maybe a tad more info time traveller man
He's Not Wrong
Every Villain Had An Origin Story
Time To Have That Talk With Grandpa
She even voiced her opinions on the matter quite clearly at times, for example when she had black tap dancer Arthur Duncan in her show in 1954, when segregation was still going strong. When the producers and media criticized her for it, she just said "live with it" and gave Duncan more airtime (they canceled her show soon after). She also advocated for gay marriage and LGBT rights although being straight herself, and also was an animal rights activist.
Good Point Satan
You mean like God says life begins at first breath and not conception?
We Could Lift Everyone Out Of Poverty By Slightly Taxing Billionaires
Half A Million
they aren't pro-life. They're christian taliban. Religion is inconsistent, it does not use logic. If it used logic it would cease to exist. It relies on mental compartmentalisation.
No Narcs
Free College
Yes Hi Officer, I’d Like To Report A Murder
Tax The Rich
some context. In our country, $165m = ZAR 2,6 billion. That buys you 88 schools, or 1320 middle-class three-bedroom houses with two bathrooms and a garden. Or 2640 luxury vehicles. Or a skyscraper. Or a national department's operating expenses for the year.
Get Vaccinated Folks
Fake Number
I Literally Cannot Afford A One Bedroom Apartment
Works Like A Charm
Exactly - and they drink barrels of booze just because it tastes sooo goood :D
I Did Not Know That. Yikes
Pronoun
No One "Lets" It Happen
Interesting Threat …
He's 44
Us Army F**ked That One Up
Clever
They Got You
Leaving
Wonder Why That Is, Jim?
I urge everyone to look Brian Tyler Cohen up on YouTube. https://youtube.com/c/briantylercohen
I Watched It Online, And Can Confirm I Heard It
It Never Ends
slow release ADHD medication makes my adulting a breeze :) I'm enjoying every moment of ignoring the to-do-list.
But I'll Still Tell Him...
People Are Morons
Yassss
There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
The Oscar's Ugliest Moment
in suprising news, conservative middle-aged white men in the 1970s in america were assholes.
Pretty Much…
He Spoke For All Of Us
Real Money
Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
because you live in one of the most f****d up countries in the world
Hey Elon, This You?
Burn It All Down….m4a Now
I can relate to this. Insuring my family of four would cost me 1/3 of my income. This is with my employer paying half of my premiums. If I need to use the insurance, I would have a $15,000 deductible before anything happens.
What’s The Biggest News Story From The Weekend?
Are Y'all Ok?
Power Move
This story started from a web channel called Mega TV and is unsubstantiated by any reliable source. There were cases of Antivaxxers who faked their vaccination card, several are being prosecuted under Greek law and risk a fine equivalent to 6000$. If this story was true, the doctors would have their medical practice license revoked for administering a treatment without consent and faking medical records.
So True..
This Is The Most American S**t Ever
You could make it more american by adding that no pregnant women are allowed to be involved in designing those developments, and that all schools in those developments must only have one door for the active shooter.
Poor Joe
It Doesn't Have To Be This Way
Damn...
Team GB got a bronze in Skateboarding too, and we couldn't be prouder of Sky Brown.
Rip Betty
Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
Poison Ivy And Mr Freeze Were Right
Oh No! Anything But That!
Amazing
A Woman Who Has Never Held A Job Accused Women Of Not Wanting To Work
Shout Out To The Luckiest Timeline 4 Wp
It isn't luck. It's causation. They caused it. They obstructed change. They have been courted by the right. They exchanged our future as long as they got what they wanted. I'm Gen X btw. I have lived through every Republican majority that deregulated financial rules. SNL scandal, Dot Com bust, Housing Bust, the Great Recession, Hyper Inflation. The rights formula always fails, yet is always repeated. The Boomers stopped healthcare reform while demanding higher benefits, they have been the worst, most entitled generation ever. There are so many problems now, it can't be fixed. It would take a unified effort and the formula to keep us fragmented to prevent that is simple. This group wants something normal (marriage, freedom from racism, sexism, immigration, etc.). That will hurt you by (BS reason). Vote for me to stop them. The politics of hate is why the US is a joke. It's why we are struggling. The problem is too big now. And the country is too spiteful to fix it.
Confusing Times
Medical Services In The United States Are Expensive
Truly ….
We See You Elon
Didn't he pay the kid to stop? I mean, if he did, that kid's got all the right hobbies.
The Covid Fatalism Has Set In
As someone who just tested positive for it last week, I think I rejoined too early.
Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay
Trumps Are Not Well Known For Their Critical Thinking Skills
So Messed Up
so indentured labour? The british empire did this in Natal in south africa in the 1800s with indian slaves.
This Is Absolutely Insane. We Need Police Accountability
I checked uo on the story and thankfully it has a happy ending, but yeah, f**k you, you hopefully fired m**********r: "After the crash, an emergency room doctor told Harper, who was 2 months pregnant at the time, that "not all pregnancies are viable" and that he could not detect a heartbeat, her lawyer, Andrew Norwood, told BuzzFeed News on Friday. The next day, however, a doctor detected a heartbeat, and Harper, who had spent years trying to get pregnant, is now the mother of a 4-month-old baby girl."
Make It Make Sense
When I sold my house and paid off the mortgage my credit score TANKED. Just something to be aware of.
A Few More Years, And It Still Is True
I especially loved the one about being one of the dozens of people who live outside the USA, priceless!
Wait… so people actually live outside of the country? Really? Oh my god!
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I usually don't read the text between the images, but this is just...a different vibe than i was expecting.
A friend pointed out that those Facebook posts that ask for pets' names could be used to guess passwords. When I realized how many of my passwords did use a pet's name, I changed them all. And I stopped replying to those FB posts.
Load More Replies... I especially loved the one about being one of the dozens of people who live outside the USA, priceless!
Wait… so people actually live outside of the country? Really? Oh my god!
Load More Replies... I usually don't read the text between the images, but this is just...a different vibe than i was expecting.
A friend pointed out that those Facebook posts that ask for pets' names could be used to guess passwords. When I realized how many of my passwords did use a pet's name, I changed them all. And I stopped replying to those FB posts.
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