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The optimist in me wants to believe there are no stupid questions. The realist in me knows that, unfortunately, there absolutely are.

And if you need proof, look no further than this Reddit thread, where users shared some of the most baffling things people have asked them about their country. We’re talking next-level ignorance—questions so absurd they make you wonder if common sense is handed out in limited supply or if Google suddenly started charging per search.

You know, the classics: “Do you have electricity?” or “Do you ride elephants to work?”

Scroll down to see some of the most mind-blowing ones.

#1

Brown cow standing in a rustic courtyard, surrounded by bricks and household items, related to questions about homeland. I’m in the US, originally from India. Someone once asked: I heard people have pet cows in India, do they just walk around the house like dogs? I said “yes, they also have a favorite spot on the couch”.

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    #2

    A polar bear walking in a grassy area, surrounded by trees and buildings in the background. From Norway, studied in Australia for 3 years.

    I was asked, on a handful of occasions throughout my stay, whether or not it was true that we had polar bears walking the streets, etc.

    Not only did I confirm the multitude of polar bears present all around Norwegian society, I also divulged to them the traditional manhood ritual of wrestling an adolescent polar bear cub in order to proceed from boy to man.

    Unfortunately, with the rise of HSE, we had to cancel these rituals in recent times.

    Vivalyrian , Haim Charbit/unsplash Report

    Hell'n Damnation
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you got to ride a kangaroo to school while you were there.

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    #3

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt Not so much a question, but my mom and I were eating dinner in Paris, and we both ordered duck l'orange or something to that effect. The poor waitress who spoke zero English brought over and presented us with a bottle of Heinz ketchup, since we're American and all and Americans put ketchup on everything. We laughed so hard I don't think we even told her we didn't need it, she just walked away. I can only imagine the war crimes committed on food she has witnessed.

    lageueledebois , Erik Mclean/unsplash Report

    Skogsrået
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen people drench their food in ketchup here too and i live in Sweden.

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    Just how many forms can this kind of ignorance take, and how far does it stretch? To find out, Bored Panda reached out to one of the Redditors who contributed to the thread, AllHailSkynet, to hear about his experiences.

    He shared that, on one occasion, someone insisted that South Africa—where he’s from—isn’t a country, but just a direction. But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

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    “I’ve had to explain that South Africa is a country more than once,” he said. “I’m a South African of Dutch, German, and English descent, but I consider myself to be South African and nothing else. I often get asked where I’m from, and it usually ends with me having to explain where South Africa is—then convincing the person that I’m actually from there.”

    For example, during a trip to Şanlıurfa in eastern Turkey, where European tourists are rare and English isn’t widely spoken, he encountered a familiar struggle. “I ended up trying to explain where South Africa is to a couple of curious teenagers,” AllHailSkynet recalled. “Eventually, I had to show them on Google Maps that it really is a country, but they still seemed a little dubious about the fact that I was actually from Africa.”

    #4

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt A lady from the US once asked someone at the Zurich Airport baggage claim if the water there was safe to drink... in Switzerland -- I couldn't help but ask where she was from -- she said Flint Michigan... fair enough I guess.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tragic backstory: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis But being from Flint, I can imagine that water quality is an important topic...

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    #5

    Street scene in a vibrant neighborhood with hanging lanterns and people, relating to wild questions about their homeland. Can you realy buy d***s all over the place? No you can not. Is the Netherlands a part of Germany? Only between 1940 and 1945.....

    Acdr1973nl , Drahy/reddit Report

    Armac
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch.. that last part.

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    #6

    People watching vibrant fireworks in the night sky, celebrating their homeland with colorful explosions. Travelling up to a conference in New England on a coach with lots of Americans. It was the evening of July 4 and we saw lots of firework displays as we drove by. One of the Americans asked me: 'So do you celebrate July 4 in England?' I told him it was not a particularly auspicious day for the British...

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    Rick
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the unique opportunity to work in Russia for a year with a colleague from the UK. The clever Englishman threw me a 4th of July party at Che's bar right next to Red Square.

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    Not knowing where South Africa is—despite the name being a massive clue—is one thing. But some people also seem to think life there is straight out of The Lion King.

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    “From my experience, and that of many other South African travelers, the most popular question we get asked is if there are lions in the streets,” AllHailSkynet shared. “For white South Africans, the most common question is, ‘How can you be from Africa if you’re white?’ I’ve been asked that in Germany, France, Belgium, Turkey, Egypt, Israel, and Jordan.”

    #7

    Man in green outfit with a shamrock, holding a mug, symbolizing cultural questions about homeland. "How many leprechauns have you seen?"

    No joke.

    He was American and actually being serious. I lost more faith in humanity that day.

    I'm from Ireland (in case it's not obvious).

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to know where in Ireland. Everybody knows leprechauns all live in Donegal.

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    #8

    Two people in conversation at a station, discussing questions about their homeland. French guy on the metro in Paris asked me where I was from so I told him I’m South African. He kept insisting that that’s not possible because South Africa was a direction and not a country. He refused to believe my explanation that it was both a country and the southern part of Africa. I’m pretty sure he thought I was messing with him.

    Previous-Ad-376 , Curated Lifestyle/unsplash Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too young or too ignorant to remember Nelson Mandela and Apartheid.

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    #9

    A woman with a puzzled expression, representing wild questions about their homeland's level of stupidity. I came home for Thanksgiving one year and my cousin asked me if I had to learn French when I moved to England. I gave her a really confused look and asked why. She said because they speak French there don’t they. I just said “England, English” 7-8 times and walked away. Her eyes just glazed over.

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    But when it comes to the root of these misconceptions, AllHailSkynet believes there isn’t a single explanation. “I’m sure people’s ignorance of South Africa is driven by many different reasons. Sometimes the question is purely out of curiosity, and sometimes it’s not,” he said.

    “Most people will recognize Nelson Mandela’s name, but they won’t know he was president of South Africa or be able to point to South Africa on a map. If they’re soccer fans, mentioning the 2010 FIFA World Cup was held there sometimes helps.”

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    #10

    Person hugging a horse in a mountainous region, reflecting a serene moment about their homeland experience. From the US, specifically Texas. Have been constantly asked if I ride horses to school and work.

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    Huddo's sister
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean people don't go by horse to your job at the bank or cafe? At least you use them to cart all your groceries still right?

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    #11

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt For context I was speaking in French to a friend.
    A Canadian hears me, knows I'm Swiss (we we were at a camp and wore badges with our nationalities)

    "If you're from Switzerland, why don't you speak Swiss? "

    I was dumbfounded a Canadian would ask me this because for f***s sake they speak French (although a bit modified) too.

    I just responded with
    "if you're Fron Canada, why don't you speak Canadian"
    And she went *ohhhh right? ".

    Zackie86 , Camila Quintero Franco/unsplash Report

    Verena
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switzerland can be a difficult country to work in, language-wise. I once worked on a tunnel project (German company) in the German speaking part, and got a special Swiss drill team ... which only spoke Italian

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    #12

    Man washing an elephant with a hose on a sunny day, highlighting questions about their homeland. One dude from Russia once asked me if I own an elephant and is it a part of our daily commute. I am from Bangladesh. He was so genuine that I didn’t even have the heart to ask him why or how he thought that is a possibility. I just said no one I know owns any elephants and I have never seen anyone riding one randomly 😭😭.

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    Karl der Große
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bangladesh has a larger population than any European country, including Russia, but I think most Americans think of it as a tiny place. Full disclosure - I am an American.

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    #13

    Snow igloo structure highlighting wild questions about people's homeland. “Is it true you actually live in Igloos?” (Canada)

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    #14

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt In the US, while processing paperwork, this lady asks me where I’m from. After replying I’m from France, she says very proudly "Oh, I’ve been there on vacation ! I spent a week in Italy… that’s part of France right ?". As a European you can imagine how much it hurts to hear that. I had to explain for 5 minutes that Italy was a different country, close to France but certainly not a French region.

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    PFD
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could explain it like "Only in the way that Canada is part of the US," but these days that might be confusing

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    #15

    December 2020 multilingual calendar page showing dates and weekdays. My 16 yr old European nephew asked if we change the names of the months in Australia. Because December means cold to him. It would make sense to call the last month of the year July and celebrate Christmas then.

    Ozdiva , Waldemar/unsplash Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim Minchin does a wonderful song about Christmas in Australia called "White Wine in the Sun". "I'll be seeing my dad My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum They'll be drinking white wine in the sun"

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    #16

    Rider on horseback at sunset in rural landscape, highlighting questions about their homeland. When I was in Ireland someone asked how many cowboys I know (I am from New York).

    He was hugely disappointed when i said none.

    thatsnotaknoife , Ahmed/unsplash Report

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    #17

    Person in traditional attire stands confidently by ancient stone wall, representing culture and homeland with intricate gold adornments. Not my country, but while on a group tour in Peru our guide was telling us about the history of Incan ritual sacrifice of children to stop natural disasters. A woman on the tour asked if the sacrifices worked. She was not joking.

    poyopoyo91 , Tomas Sobek/flickr Report

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    #18

    Three people in conversation outdoors, discussing questions about their homeland, wearing casual winter clothing. I was asked why I don't sound black by some Slovenians and Germans. I told them I grew up in the suburbs so I sound like people who I grew up with and that not every black American sounds the same. They were super confused and pretty much thought every black person should sound like they are from a Tyler Perry movie. Even after I gave my response they felt the need to show me how black Americans sound and then continued to question why I didn't sound like that.

    elephantsarechillaf , Lia Bekyan/unsplash Report

    #19

    Traditional Bavarian attire with blue checkered shirt and embroidered leather details, representing homeland culture. An elderly group of US Americans I met in Cambodia asked me, a woman from Germany, if we all also wore our Lederhosen to bed.

    So I told them a story about how every German has to undergo a rite-of-passage kinda ritual upon hitting adulthood, whereby we have our Lederhosen fitted to our bodies permanently and just use the front flap when using the toilet.

    adventu_Rena , Jennifer Feucht/flickr Report

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand having fun with these people, but lieing to them does not help get rid of these stupidities. If I ask a stupid question, I‘d rather get a straighed answer and be corrected (learn something) then told lies and be laughed at behind my back.

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    #20

    Elephant reaching out with its trunk towards a person, surrounded by greenery and a wooden fence, depicting wildlife interaction. When my then 19 year old Aunt moved to the US from India to study in the 1980's, she was asked by her dorm roommate if she rode an elephant to the airport and if it was true that Indians 'parked' their elephants in their backyards.

    hunter-winchester , topcools tee/unsplash Report

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    #21

    Person in traditional attire navigating through a forest stream, exploring questions about homeland. Do the natives still wear grass skirts? Oh you’re a native? Do you wear grass skirts at home? I’m from New Zealand and this was in England. Level of stupidity was way too high to have further conversation. Yes they were serious.

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    V
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US I had people asking if we had the internet and electricity (this was in the mid 2000's) and how long does it take to drive over the bridge to Australia.

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    #22

    Person driving a car, wearing sunglasses, viewed from the backseat, reflecting on questions about homeland. On a trip in the US, I was once asked why we (Brits) are not allowed to drive on Sundays. No idea where they got that from.

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    Tilly’syellowsnowman
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably something to do with religion and they got it mixed up?? Honestly I have no idea either

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    #23

    Students with backpacks walking outdoors, discussing questions about their homeland. I lived in Australia in high school. Pretty much everyone asked why I wasn't fat and they weren't remotely kidding. (US, clearly).

    Lilginge7 , Curated Lifestyle/unsplash Report

    Tilly’syellowsnowman
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, while 60% aren’t obese, with the amount of c**p in the food really makes it really no surprise they would think that

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    #24

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt Live in the UK. Went to Germany last year, a German woman asked me if we have trees...

    Formal_Examination65 , Abigail Keenan/unsplash Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know if there is a country that does NOT have trees.

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    #25

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt "Do you have rice in Australia?"

    I am Sri Lankan and live in Australia. I was asked this while I was visiting Sri Lanka one time.

    lightjunior , Pille R. Priske/unsplash Report

    Beak Hookage
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we only eat gumleaves and wombat steaks.

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    #26

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt I'm from Australia. People from just about every nationality ask how do we avoid all those dangerous snakes and spiders?

    The answer is they tend to avoid us.

    They also ask about those huge, dangerous huntsman spiders. Huntsmen are non-venomous and as we spend a lot of time outdoors, due to our warm climate, having a friendly huntsman or two around the house keeps the annoying insects at bay.

    Kind_Ferret_3219 , Britfan97 Report

    V
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather have huntsmens than cockroaches or Redbacks... And I am scared of spiders

    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come to find that I'm fine with spiders if they are just chilling in their web or sitting somewhere, but IF THEY MOVE my brain goes, "NOPE! Does not move like mammal! Not friend!"

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazilian here. I get these questions a lot. In the cities though we don't get a lot these animals. I have seen a giant centipede in my apartment. But the most dangerous animal after humans is the humble mosquito.

    Libstak
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we give our resident huntsman spiders pet names and worry when we dont see them for awhile....

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite was named Gwendolyn and was around for almost the whole time I rented a place on my own. Now I live with someone who is scared of spiders and will even kill daddy long legs :(

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    Beak Hookage
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huntsmen are the biggest wimps on the planet! If you get too close to one, it will run away. And they look like complete dorks when they run, too.

    Illustrious G
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I’m from the US and that’s the first thing I met an Australian I recently met! Guilty!! 🙈

    Liz Mary
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F no! I'd burn the house down!

    Hollerfloozy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *crosses Australia off the list*

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    #27

    Union Jack flag waving on a building, representing homeland identity. Do they speak English in England? I've been asked that several times in the Philippines.

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    #28

    Tangled pasta with meat sauce being lifted, on a plate, relating to wild questions about homeland. Had an Italian ask me if we have pasta in the US. (No, millions of Italians did not move here and bring their food and culture and traditions.) I informed them that, yes, pasta is available in the US.

    Had another ask if they can drive from New York City to Miami for a short weekend trip when they visit. (With the right attitude and planning, you can technically drive anywhere.) I told them they can certainly try, just don’t expect to spend more than 30-45 seconds in Miami before having to turn around.

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    Lyone Fein
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, most European countries are much smaller than the United States. So they really have no idea how far apart different locations are.

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    #29

    Instagram app displayed on a tablet screen, showing download and user rating options. Somebody asked me if we have Instagram in Poland.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean there are a lot of countries than ban Instagram. China, Russia, Turkey, Brazil, Egypt.

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    #30

    30 Times People Asked Something So Dumb About Someone’s Country, It Hurt I have been asked or told, "do you have electricity?" "your English is so good" "it's tropical" "it's always snowing" "do you know my friend?" "Your Christmas is in summer?"

    I'm from New Zealand.

    General-Bumblebee180:

    Someone asked me if New Zealand was at other end of the Sydney Harbour Bridge!

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    Even if humor often spices up the internet, historical gestures of diplomacy, like the annual gifting of a Christmas tree from Norway to the UK, have their own stories to tell. The reactions from the Brits reveal much about modern cultural exchanges and international friendships. When it comes to cultural misunderstandings, the story about baffling questions people ask about different countries brings a similar sense of bewilderment and amusement.

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    Exploring how the Norwegians continue their tradition could shine a light on the good-natured jests the Brits indulge in when they receive Trafalgar Square's spruce.

    #31

    Person holding a s*****n outdoors, demonstrating hunting techniques, connected to questions about their homeland's culture. As an American, I was asked in Germany if I am afraid to get shot when I leave the house.

    TacohTuesday:

    A lot of foreigners seem to feel like guns are everywhere all the time in America. Yes we have a gun problem but it's not nearly as bad as that. As a Californian I think I've seen someone packing a couple times in my life, and they were probably off-duty police.

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    JB
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have hundreds of gun related incidents a year and you train kindergarten aged kids how to react in a gun related situation how can you possibly support the right to bear arms? ETA I’m so happy to see that every time I question my neighbours on the generally perceived US stance towards firearms I’m being downvoted less and there are more people from there saying they recognize it’s become an unacceptable problem. You shouldn’t have to train children to hide in fear in a first world country. Honestly, you shouldn’t have to train children to fear. We’ve been around long enough that we should be able to do better.

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    #32

    People just don’t understand that it gets really hot in Canada.

    thelittlebird:

    When I was visiting Barcelona last summer, Ontario was experiencing a heat wave. It was significantly hotter back home than it was in Spain. People kept asking me if I was enjoying the heat in Spain because Canada must be so cold all the time… It was like 10 degrees Celsius cooler in Barcelona that week, and I was so grateful.

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    PFD
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what happens to the igloos

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    #33

    Specifically my part of my country: California. I don't live there now, but it's where I'm from. I'm at least used to the American flavor of ignorance about my home state, but someone in England was terrified to go there because undocumented immigrants were driving "death cars", that were these large uninsured tricked out vehicles, made it sound mid Mad Max style, that were going around deliberately crashing into rental cars because Reasons.

    Twenty years in California, and never saw the legendary "Death car". The onion trucks might count. But being from England, this lady's most likely source of Californian vehicular death would be reflex turning the wrong way in an emergency. Same thing nearly took out my cousin when he moved to Australia and instinctively swerved to the *right* to avoid someone and nearly got into a head on collision.

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    Huddo's sister
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are places in Australia with large signs reminding people to drive on the left (in addition to the regular keep left signs) because they have had so many incidents of foreign tourists forgetting and driving on the wrong side.

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    #34

    I am Mexican. When I studied in The Netherlands a colleague, upon hearing my nationality, said with confidence: I know all about Mexico because I have seen Breaking Bad 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️.

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    #36

    Woman in green outfit with shamrock glasses holding a beer, celebrating her homeland. Ireland - does everyone only wear green clothes?
    Of course my answer was yes.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Irish flag is Green, Orange and White. Green for the Catholics, Orange for the Protestants, and White for the peace between them. If you're old like me you can remember when things were not as peaceful as they are now. EDIT: Never EVER order an Irish Carbomb in Ireland unless you are trying to get your teeth kicked out.

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    #37

    Cityscape view featuring diverse architectural styles and rooftop perspectives. When I said that I’m traveling to Belgrade, I was asked: “isn’t that the capital of Brussels?”.

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    Nosirrow
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child, I confused Belfast with Beirut bc of war.

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    #38

    People laughing and discussing wild questions about their homeland during a casual outdoor gathering. US-American couple asked me if we have cars in Germany and were floored that I speak English. Met them on a day trip in Thailand.

    NataschaTata , Molly the Cat/unsplash Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BMW, Mercedes, VW. The freaking car was INVENTED in Germany.

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    #39

    Surfer riding a wave at sunset, showcasing skill and adventure. Do you surf to school? (In all honesty this was internal-country violence as I’m from Hawaii and this person was from Oregon).

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    Nils Skirnir
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in San Clemente. My son went surfing most mornings at 5:30, before school and sometimes instead of school

    #40

    I’m from Australia. While overseas, I’ve been asked whether I would see kangaroos on my walk to school, whether we hold Christmas in July, and how many times have I been bitten by a snake.

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    leendadll
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Aussie friend living in a big city used to laugh about the kanda question, till the day she woke to 5 kangaroos in her yard.

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    #41

    In China in 2009 a Chinese colleague asked me whether we celebrate Christmas in Italy. When I told him we basically invented that holiday he was even more puzzled.

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    Talis
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your predecessors also "invented" Easter. 🫣

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    #42

    Serbia

    - someone asked me if it's really super-cold there (referring to Siberia) lol.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this many many times as well...

    #43

    "I heard your country doesn't exist"

    Greetings from Finland.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though that country was Finnish-ed. I'll see myself out, thank you

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    #44

    I once got yelled at in a bar in London because "no one needs to own a grenade, that's just stupid".

    She still yelled at me after I informed her that Americans are not, in fact, allowed to own grenades.

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    Huddo's sister
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it interesting that they are allowed to own flame throwers in most of the US. Though I presume the reason they aren't legal in California is for the same reason as Australia, the risk of starting bush/wild fires.

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    #45

    Oh man, I’m from Malta.

    - “where in Italy is that?”
    - “so you’re Maltesers?”
    - “so you speak Italian?”
    - “do you have roads?”
    - “ah you must be rich”
    - “so you don’t pay any taxes?”
    - “so you live in Valletta? (The capital, where maybe 20,000 people live)”

    .. list goes on.

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    Meisbär
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confess I in my ignorance had to look up Maltas´ population and would have assumed a large probability for living in Valetta also....With more than half a million people Maltas population density is twenty times that of my home county in Germany oO

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    #46

    An Australian I had met about 8 seconds beforehand at my hostel loudly asked "HOW'S IT GOING WITH THAT COLORED PRESIDENT, EH??"

    This was in the netherlands, in 2008 just after Obama had been elected.

    To be fair, after talking for a few minutes it did seem they were legitimately curious about Obama, and seemed to support him. They seemed to be using "colored" more in the way some really old people in America will, without necessarily having the racial overtones that it'd have for basically anyone else.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Michelle said, it's one of the rare times I am truly proud of our country. I am sure that's where the 'Orange God' got the idea there is election fraud. Inconceivable that a black man would be elected. Dude was well spoken and sophisticated, was given the utmost respect by his opponent (McCain) I had a problem with the world wide apology tour he did, but he was good.

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    #47

    “Canada? The country north of Argentina right?” Hell yeah brother. Canada is north of Argentina. Just slightly:):).

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    Ace
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a very small amount of Easternmost Canada is actually North of Argentina.

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    #48

    My fellow north africans will surely agree [I am Tunisian], I was asked twice: « How can you live in Africa and not be black?! »

    Also, not a question but a common exchange. many europeans, in order to sympathize (i guess), would tell you:
    - Where are you from ?
    - From Tunisia 🇹🇳
    - oh that’s so cool, I had a moroccan neighbour for a few years..
    - … 🤨
    - [blank].

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Sub Saharan Africa. It was fun to go from being the evil brown immigrant in the USA, to the evil white colonizer in Africa. When I go back to Brazil, I'm an evil Jew. So the evil part is not new.

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    #49

    Two monkeys sitting on a stone ledge, with a blurred background of buildings in a rural setting. I’m from Brazil. When I moved to the US I was asked if there were monkeys in the city, if I’m from the Amazon, if we have snakes around, if I had ever seen a microwave and a clothes iron. I was also asked if I spoke Spanish, and what part of Mexico Brazil was.

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    #50

    While at the Grand Canyon I was asked where I was from, and I replied Portugal. The follow up was: “oh cool! Did you come from Portugal by car?”.

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    Velvl-Kai Ryder
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live in NZ born in Ukraine. I worked with a Hawaiian girl at a restaurant who asked me if Ukraine was near Florida.

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    #51

    Not travelling but I can’t even count on my hands the number of times British people have asked me if I used to live in mud hut in Zimbabwe. There are countless other stupid things they’ve asked on top on this. The schooling system isn’t doing a good job unfortunately.

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    Auntriarch
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the mud hut question, but in fairness my interrogators were about 9. Obviously I said yes (fibbed) and added that leopards used to knock the dustbin lids off. I hereby apologise to everyone in the British School, Abertillery, 1967.

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    #52

    I thought it to be a myth, but recently asked in San Fran how long the drive is from Auckland (NZ) to Sydney (Aus) as the last time they went to Australia, they didn't get time to get to Auckland. They've heard so much about it though!

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    #53

    I went to Scotland when I was 12-13 and I’m from Hawaii. An old Scottish man asked if we had umbrellas and mountains in Hawaii-it was very funny.

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    #54

    I’m from the US. The weirdest experience I’ve ever had regarding my country was when I met someone who had never heard of it.

    This was in Parepare, Sulawesi (Indonesia), in 1994.

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    #55

    Do we really ride kangaroos to school (I’m an Aussie).

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    Hell'n Damnation
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course we do, it helps to avoid the drop bears.

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    #56

    In China in 1989 I was asked if I knew many movie stars cause I’m from the US.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. When I was working in Egypt people would ask me if I knew Ronaldinho. I am Brazilian.

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    #57

    Canadian here. I frequently get asked if I know xzy person from Toronto/ Vancouver. Even if I lived in either of those cities, the chances I know xyz are so small. We’re a huge country!

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    Robert Trebor
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Athens. Are you in the Navy? Yes, ma'am. Maybe you know our grandson? Ma'am, there are 300,000 people in the Navy. Then she gave me his name, I did know him, and was able to say exactly where he was. I was able to connect them, and got a thank you dinner at the Grand Bretagne Hotel.

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    #58

    An American (USA) asked me if, because Australia is an island, you could swim under it?!? I still don’t understand.

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    Chris
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that is something to know, if I go to an island, I don't have to worry about climate change because as the ocean rises, so will the island! /j

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    #59

    Living in NYC at the time, was asked if I was in a gang while traveling in Southeast Asia. Sincerely your basic white girl in her 20s.

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    #60

    Canadian.

    Have been asked if we have 'bike paths'. And where do we go to buy summer clothes since it's apparently winter here all year round.

    Also have had several people be surprised that Canada has its own currency and we aren't just another state of the United States.

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will soon be if a certain orange person has his way.

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    #61

    Do you have Slack in Europe?

    Does Finland have animals?

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    #62

    When in Vancouver way back when, my partner was working with someone from Newfoundland. She asked her whether there was a bridge for her to get here.

    We're from Australia.

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    #63

    If people in Canada really encounter bears everyday? I said yes....and looked like a bad*ss lol.

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    #64

    Some weird misconceptions about food in the US. Not that weird in the grand scheme of things, but multiple people pointed out that espresso is not watered down “like back home”, I guess they thought that if you order an espresso in the US you get an Americano and that Americans expect that when ordering an espresso. Neither of which are at all true in my experience.

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    #65

    I went to New York and the woman at a show complemented me on my english. I live in Canada....

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    Armac
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has the same happen to me in Orlando. I’m Australian.

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    #66

    When I told my friends and family that I was moving to New Zealand, a lot of them asked me if I'd be traveling regularly to Australia using the bridge.

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    #67

    On a trip to Germany, I was asked if we live in the Nairobi National Park after saying that I was from Kenya.

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    #68

    I'm in Canada, while working at a tourist shop that sold “Canada” things I was asked “Does your flag come in any other colours?”…..also, “are these prices in American?” was another common one.

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    #69

    I came to Australia as a student about twenty years ago. One day while I was waiting for the train at a deserted station an old-ish staff came and sat next to me and we talked.

    When I told him I came from Thailand he asked,
    "Are you excited to see high-rise buildings here because you don't have that in your country?"

    I lost for words for a few seconds then replied, "Yeah, a bit. They look nice."

    He then talked about how backward Thailand was and how everything was so uncivilized. How high-tech things in Australia were compared to Thailand.
    And sure enough, he went on and on about Thailand sex girls.

    I just kept nodding, smiling, and "Yeah" "Uha" "Hmm" etc.

    There is no point in trying to correct him.
    He probably went to Thailand during the Vietnam War and only had a memory of those days.

    The train couldn't come fast enough.

    --

    Another situation was at the bank around 2010. I was trying to deposit cash into my account but the clerk told me to use ATM deposit instead. I said I didn't want to because I wanted the amount updated instantly. (It was the old system where you had to put money in an envelope and type in how much. A staff would then verify the amount in the envelope at the end of business day and update the bank account in the system.)

    Maybe I didn't make myself clear or she didn't hear what I said properly because she kept on insisting, saying "You probably don't have this in your country, but don't worry honey - ATM deposit is quick and safe. Let me show you how it's done."

    I know she meant no harm but meh, we had automatic deposit machines in Thailand that updated the account immediately since 1990s. I wasn't afraid to use the machine. I wanted the money to go into my account immediately.

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    #70

    You’re from Holland? - I love the Scandinavian countries!

    You don’t have guns in Holland? - But how do you shoot squirrels?

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to shoot squirrels? Animal abusers turn into people abusers.

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    #71

    Dogs pulling a sled through a snowy forest, showcasing a traditional aspect of life in cold homeland regions. 1980. Suburbs of Boston. Visiting an elderly relative as a kid with my folks. I saw a dog across the street so went over to meet it.

    Guy in his 50’s asks me - hey I see the Canadian license plates (Ontario) - do you take a dog sled to school?

    We were from Toronto so no, not exactly dog sled country. 10 year old me said - buddy it’s exactly like here at home, you guys get plenty of snow but only in winter too right?

    That one still makes me laugh.

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    #72

    I remember someone asking me if we only eat rice with fish (traditional food of my country Bangladesh).

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    #73

    I'm from Canada and an American in Oakland asked me if there was "anything fun to do in Canada like a mall?".

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    Armac
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The West Edmonton Mall is the largest in North America

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    #74

    I'm an Australian who used to live in New Zealand. One day some Americans came into my work and asked if they could use Australian dollars, in New Zealand. No, they are different countries.

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    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a hard time remembering euros for Ireland and pounds for Northern Ireland. Or did I mix that up again? Lol

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    #75

    I don’t consider it a dumb question, just a charming misunderstanding given the context, place, and circumstances. A few years ago, a kind man from Jaipur, India, who clearly wasn’t entirely happy with his family life, asked us, “Do you also have arranged marriages in Czechia?”. When we told him we dont, he followed up with, “And how long has that been the case?” We replied, “Oh, about 70 years now.” He was very surprised.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arranged marriage has its advantages and many people choose it. Mainly bc they have huge expectations and a match maker is needed.

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    #76

    I’m from the UK and lived in NZ for a while. Came back and was speaking to a Brit about having a hot Christmas period, they said “do they still call it winter?”.

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    #77

    I’m from Costa Rica, when I lived in Norway I was asked in two separate occasions that what part of Spain was Costa Rica in. I was also told in many occasions that I looked too white to be from Latin America.

    I also was asked once in the US if we had movie theaters.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well TBF there's the Costa Blanca, the Costa Brava, the Costa del Sol and dozens of smaller Costas, so understandable, I feel. How many times did they ask if that was in Puerto Rica though?

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    #78

    Sweden.

    "Do you know Alexander Skarsgård (or the name of his character in some vampire show that I forgot)/ABBA/Ace of Base/Avicii/other Swedish celebrity?"

    It would be funny if it didn't happen so often and didn't lead to long discussions about vampire shows I have never seen/where the members of ABBA are now/how Avicii died etc. most of the time.

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    #79

    I got asked by a woman in a pub in NYC if I know what a BMW car is?

    I’m from South Africa, we have a massive BMW factory. And Toyota, Mercedes, VW and Ford factory.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toyota Corolla was made in South Africa, it and the cockroaches will survive Armageddon, Mad Max Fury Road....we ready.

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    #80

    We were in Rome outside the coliseum and talking to a woman from Ohio. When we said we were from Canada she said “oh, y’all speak English up there?”

    I will say, she instantly felt embarrassed for asking.

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    #81

    Every Australian I met whilst over there insisted on saying "You Brits like your beer warm don't you?". Nahhhh mate.

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    #82

    I once had a co-worker of mine (lived in the U.S for a few months) ask me if my home country of Ireland was located in Asia. Jfc.

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    Auntriarch
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's up there with Thailand is next to Sock Shop

    #83

    I was talking to an American while on holidays and told them I'm from Saskatchewan. She then asked what state that was in 🤦🏼‍♀️.

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    #84

    When I was a kid in Portugal with my dad on holiday, we met some older Americans. When my Dad told them his father was Nigerian, they said “…and where in Jamaica is that?”.

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    #85

    I'm from Finland and some American asked if we have polar bears and igloos.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, we also have igloos with saunas in them."

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    #86

    I was in Arizona and I was asked if I spoke Canadian. (I'm from Vancouver).

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    #87

    I was in LA. My Uber driver asked me where Canada is. He said “I know it’s close to us but I don’t know where exactly it is”. I’m not making this stuff up.

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    Tom Hutcherson
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A LOT of Americans are just plain stupid and uneducated. Just the way tRump likes them.

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    #88

    I was in the US and asked where I was from. When I said Australia, she asked if that was in America.

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    Nils Skirnir
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    9 months ago

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    If the Liberal Party has its way, maybe soon.

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    #89

    "Where are you from?"

    "Spain"

    "So you speak Portuguese?"

    This happened in college in the US... the other person was american.

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    #90

    ‘Does everyone own a gun?’

    Can you guess where I’m from?

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    Chris
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a fact, that some might find surprising. The percentage of people who own a gun in the US is 32%.

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    #91

    An american: "I love the interaction of brazilian people with wild life"


    Me: "Our interaction with wild life is the same as americans' with a grizzly bear or a moose".

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    #92

    I was in France visiting my grandparents and their friend asked me if we had apple trees and other fruit trees growing in Canada and other dumb*ss questions.

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    #93

    I’ve had “is that place real?” And “isn’t that in America?”

    I was born in Transylvania 😎 - not a country but it’s easier to explain that I’m actually Hungarian that way. That part also really confuses people.

    Add in that I have an Aussie accent cos I grew up there, people are just confused when they ask me the supposedly simple question of “where are you from?” Uhhhhhhh….

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    #94

    "Oh, is there a Boston in England? I never knew that".

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf it is a relatively small town , so not something that a person from another country would have heard about in fairness

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