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Quite a few of us likely remember our favorite toy from back when we were kids. For some it might be a Teletubby, so washed out over the years it’s difficult to guess if it’s Laa-Laa or Dipsy looking back at them; for others it can be anything from toy cars, to dolls, blocks, or even a bunny made out of an old sock.

While some of such old toys show clear signs of time relentlessly passing us by, others somehow look even worse when brand new. You probably see where this is headed and yes, you’re right—today, we have prepared a list of some awful-looking toys for you to browse, some of which were made according to a terrible, terrible design, while others have suffered from a manufacturing defect and similar misfortunes. Scroll down to find them on the list below and see what nightmare-of-a-toy current children might be looking back at with eyes full of sentiments decades later.

In order to learn more about how playing with toys can affect children's development, Bored Panda turned to the psychologist and author of Playful Parenting, Lawrence Cohen, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions. You will find his thoughts in the text below.

#1

The Description Is Spot-On

The Description Is Spot-On

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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like an accurate description. What I'd like to know is if this doll is haunted.

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    #3

    I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement

    I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement

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    In a recent interview with Bored Panda, the psychologist and Playful Parenting author Lawrence Cohen suggested that even though less significant than the people in children’s lives, toys, too, can play an important role in the little one’s development.

    “Children need objects to manipulate, to apply their minds to, and to help them discover the world,” he said, adding that in the old days, this was done through everyday objects—natural and man-made—such as water, sand, cups, sticks, rocks, trees, cooking items, and dress-up clothes. Though, according to the expert, to be a great toy, it must be as good or better than these things—safer, more durable, more appealing to the child.

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    #4

    Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend

    Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend

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    #5

    Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection

    Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go to hell for this, but Rafiki was the shaman, and therefore the religious leader.

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    Coming back to the importance of other people’s involvement in playtime—be it the kid’s parents, teachers, or nannies—Dr. Cohen suggested that children benefit from both, playing together and on their own.

    “Children need both. The most important role for adults is to make sure children have lots of time for free play, a safe place to play, freedom to create and determine their own play, and interesting creative open-ended materials.”

    #6

    It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot

    It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can see the past and the future. The similarity is terrifying.

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    #7

    My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands

    My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands

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    #8

    This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong

    This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong

    Earth and Venus are apparently in the same orbit. Mars seemingly does not exist. There is a new pink planet and a purple planet with a ring.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t ask me, I’m a just girl *giggles*” - Malibu Stacey

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    As a matter of fact, according to the psychologist, toys aren’t even always necessary for a child to engage in playtime. “Babies love to use a grown-up’s face as a toy. Toddlers and preschoolers love to walk and run and climb and make noises and see all the things their bodies can do,” he pointed out.

    However, the expert suggested that, when children do use toys, they need to be more interesting than the box they came in. “Most are not,” he told Bored Panda.

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    #9

    Dollar Store Barbie

    Dollar Store Barbie

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    #10

    My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO

    My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO

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    #11

    You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In

    You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD YOU BUY ANYTHING LIKE THIS

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    The point that a toy should be more interesting than the packaging it came in is especially relevant nowadays, when a box is more than a way to transport the toy from point a to point b.

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    According to Design Force, one of the main roles of toy packaging in mass retail is to make it stand out from a sea of all kinds of items in a matter of seconds. Unless people come to the toy store looking for something specific, it’s very likely that the decision to pick up one item instead of another is purely an impulsive one. And that’s when appealing packaging comes in handy, as it can help catch the buyer’s eye and boost the sales. However, the toy itself shouldn’t be outshined by its box.

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    #12

    These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids

    These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids

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    #13

    Should Add This Figure To My Collection

    Should Add This Figure To My Collection

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    #14

    The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees

    The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I’d always find the stuffed animals like this in the store/bin and beg my mom to let me get them, because they were “a little weird” and I was convinced no other kids would want to buy them XD

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    Design Force pointed out that during the pandemic, consumers showed great interest in the toys and games category while shopping online, likely because with people all over the world spending days on end in their homes, they had to keep their little ones—arguably themselves, too—occupied. Between 2019 and 2020, the category reportedly saw an increase in page views by a whopping 135%.

    According to data presented by the NPD Group, despite the slight—and by slight, I mean roughly 0.2%—decrease in sales in 2022 (compared to sales in 2021), for the three years leading up to it, the toy industry in the US had experienced rather strong growth, going from $22 billion in 2019 to $25.7 billion in 2020, and $29.2 billion in 2021.

    #15

    Poor Spidey

    Poor Spidey

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    IndoGrrlRN67
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I don't think the webs come from that end

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    #16

    Quite A Big Construction

    Quite A Big Construction

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    Michele Ottone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you Just glad to see me?

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    #17

    This Poor Barbie

    This Poor Barbie

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    Outdoor and sports toys seem to be the main driving force of the toy industry, as they accounted for roughly $5.2 billion in sales in 2022, Statista reports. As for its biggest players, the Danish company LEGO, the Japanese toy manufacturer Bandai Namco, and the US companies Hasbro and Mattel seem to top the list.

    #18

    My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)

    My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)

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    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overheard in the ER, "I slipped and fell on it."

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    #19

    How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store

    How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store

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    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the parts are so small, what's there to choke on?

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    #20

    Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted

    Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted

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    A ten-year-long empirical study of Toys that Inspire Mindful Play And Nurture Imagination (TIMPANI), carried out by the Center for Early Childhood Education at Eastern Connecticut State University, found that some toys are more likely to inspire quality play than others. The ones that do the most reportedly have to meet one of the three criteria of being simple, open-ended, or non-realistic.

    The first point emphasizes that in order for a child to immerse themselves in rich play, the simpler the toy, the better, as with them, kids are more likely to use their imagination while playing. A toy with lots of sounds, buttons, and other pieces works more like entertainment rather than means for mindful play.

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    #21

    My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

    My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

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    #22

    This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach

    This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach

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    Bogdan Chelariu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't care I'm mustard! I identify as mayonnaise!!!"

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    #23

    Superman Or Quasimodo?

    Superman Or Quasimodo?

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    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an middle school History Teacher

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    The second feature of toys that make children actively engage in mindful play is being open-ended. According to the researchers, while toys with specific instructions or ways of using them can be beneficial, open-ended ones allow the little ones to delve deeper into the creative processes while playing.

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    The third aspect of them bearing no resemblance to something that exists in real life plays a similar role and allows children to use their imagination more as they make decisions about what such toys are and how they should be used.

    #25

    This Little Toy Has 13 Tags

    This Little Toy Has 13 Tags

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my niece was little she called the tags on stuffed animals the "butt note.". This guy has a lot of butt notes.

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    #26

    I Should Have Bought It

    I Should Have Bought It

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why Cinderella almost missed her ride. She wasn't dancing with the prince. She was drinking!

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    Whether it’s a toy that inspires mindful play or something that stimulates kids because of how loud and bright it is, one thing is clear: neither one might seem like an appealing option if the design is as bad as it is in some of these pictures.

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    However, if for some reason you enjoyed browsing these pictures, Bored Panda has more terrible toy designs in store for you, so continue with another collection, which you can find here or here.

    #27

    Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life

    Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life

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    Shiroi Tsuki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume that this one is more like for climbing

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    #28

    This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today

    This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today

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    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concentration camp?! What did they mean to say?

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    #29

    My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo

    My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo

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    #30

    I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left

    I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left

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    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess she wanted a different kind of white powder.

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    #31

    This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags

    This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags

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    #32

    Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue

    Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not saying it is, but it could be cheap lead paint

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    #33

    Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside

    Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside

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    #34

    Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie

    Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie

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    #35

    This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint

    This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint

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    Rich Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a legit costume from The Flash movie, where the second Barry Allen repurposes a Batman Costume, sprays it red and wears it alongside the other Flash.

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    #36

    This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand

    This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand

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    #37

    This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something

    This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something

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    #38

    This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed

    This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it turns to look at you, RUN!

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    #39

    This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy

    This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you turn your head too quickly

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    #40

    I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar

    I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, we'd sit on each other's handlebars. Cheapest taxi ever.

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    #41

    Dipsy Has Seen Some Things

    Dipsy Has Seen Some Things

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    #42

    As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle

    As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giraffes don't, either, and nor do most elephants--they are savannah animals. Not as far off as the polar bear, but the gorilla is the only one here that's accurate.

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a baboon, which would also be savanna.

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    Purple Sprinkles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless, it looks like they're enjoying themselves in the packaging...

    Will Cable
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor gorilla....unless...

    Idk someone (they/she)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t call me a nerd but I think that’s a spirit bear. It’s like a albino black bear

    Robin DJW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither do giraffes. They are savannah animals. Elephants can move between biomes, so gorillas are the only true jungle animals here.

    Sam Paul
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a vacationing polar bear... :)

    Erin Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone took the wrong turn at Albuquerque

    Haveyouseenmysanity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anybody gonna talk about what that gorilla is doing to that giraffe?

    Erin Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the dreaded jungle polar bear.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nighttime at the zoo.

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... my dirty mind saw something else entirely..

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it is because they are crammed in the package but it looks like they are having quite the party.

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other question is, what is that gorilla doing to that giraffe?

    WonderWoman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the albino spectacle bear.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know, there are no bears of any kind in Africa.

    Willow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... forgive me for bringing it up... but the gorilla and the giraffe seem to be "buddies"

    Mega-Ladonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can pretend it's an albino bear.

    Smitin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it time. Global warming is real.

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    #43

    Un-Bear-Able Nose

    Un-Bear-Able Nose

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the Australian drop bears, isn't it.

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    #44

    This Ridiculous Thor Toy

    This Ridiculous Thor Toy

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    #45

    Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter

    Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eleduck? Duckaphant? Whatever it is, I want one.

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    #46

    Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son

    Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son

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    nomnomborkbork
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wide-mouth dolphin eating a smaller one.

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    #47

    These Spiderman Toys Have Guns

    These Spiderman Toys Have Guns

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a Hulk too. Someone bought army men toys in bulk, I see


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    #48

    My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands

    My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands

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    #49

    My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye

    My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye

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    Charlie the Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes it easy for them to know which one is theirs. I would want the wonky one.

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    #50

    Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There

    Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There

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    #51

    Child's Toy Police Car

    Child's Toy Police Car

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    #52

    Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays

    Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays

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    #53

    My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift

    My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift

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    #54

    This Two-Headed Dino Toy

    This Two-Headed Dino Toy

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    #55

    The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package

    The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package

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    Donteatme666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're asleep and you now have 2 min to print out names

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    #56

    This Kid's Toy Is Honestly Dumbfounded

    This Kid's Toy Is Honestly Dumbfounded

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    #57

    This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump

    This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump

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    #58

    How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That

    How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That

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    #59

    She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging

    She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging

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    #60

    Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys

    Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys

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    #61

    This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter

    This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter

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    mikdafish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this Tails, sidekick to Sonic the Hedgehog?

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    #62

    I Give You The Dollarama

    I Give You The Dollarama

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    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that my wife's nickname for a certain body part of mine. its my mouth you gutter minded people.

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    #63

    Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season

    Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season

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    #64

    My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor

    My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor

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    #65

    This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy

    This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy

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    Tux Cat Momma
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephantiasis of the s*****m Edited due to censor, lets try nutsack

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    #66

    Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver

    Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver

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    #67

    I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake

    I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake

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    #68

    No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess

    No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess

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    Bored Retsuko
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left one has no nostrils, but dimples. And is not amused:-(

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    #69

    Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure

    Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure

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    Wingsofwrath
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, but it is true to the first movie...

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    #70

    The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It

    The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It

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    GarPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do I *really* have to stand still and model for this? I wanna play with it!”

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    #71

    This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse

    This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse

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    #72

    Close Enough, Buddy

    Close Enough, Buddy

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    Shoes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe amphibians identify as reptiles now?

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    #73

    This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror

    This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Lovecraft made nursery toys. Say hello to Chimpthullu

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    #74

    Walmart Kids' Toy

    Walmart Kids' Toy

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    #75

    This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled

    This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's peeling off already.

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    #76

    This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names

    This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names

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    #77

    Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain

    Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain

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    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the Kardashians even toys are getting that silicone asáčŁ now.

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    #78

    My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball

    My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Mario Karts not famous for spinning like tops?

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    #79

    My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For

    My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For

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    #80

    This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns

    This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns

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    #81

    This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart

    This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart

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    #82

    Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt

    Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt

    EfficientDate2315 Report

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the skirt was for her interviews when she landed back on earth duh.

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    #83

    Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose

    Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose

    UrameshiYuusuke Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" - The Pixar version

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    #84

    Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo

    Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo

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    #85

    Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored

    Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge him. He just likes that colour.

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    #86

    My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise

    My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise

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    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too young to learn big words.

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    #87

    Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?

    Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. They were intentionally weird. No mistake here.

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    #88

    This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down

    This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's another of those Australian drop bears. You're holding him the wrong way up!

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    #89

    This Chevron Mascot Toy

    This Chevron Mascot Toy

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very much in the Wallace and Gromit style

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    #90

    1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls

    1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls

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    #91

    These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store

    These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teletubbies are creepy to start with, they don't need any more creepiness.

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    #92

    Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look

    Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JJ Jameson turning out to BE Spider-Man is the greatest movie twist!

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    #93

    My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged

    My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is missing pieces.

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    #94

    If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3

    If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3

    Bunga_Dude Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers are all there. Maybe they thought it was too easy if they were all in order.

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    #95

    Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?

    Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the weird thing here is the earmuffs. Everything else is within the range of acceptable anatomical inaccuracy for a stuffed toy.

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    #96

    This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben

    This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben

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    #97

    This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One

    This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One

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    #98

    My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle

    My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as there are two pieces left over, it doesn't look like it was ever intended to.

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    #99

    This Children’s Clock Toy

    This Children’s Clock Toy

    TH3JU1CE Report

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    #100

    This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly

    This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the pieces are missing. This is a commonly used Montessori math teaching tool.

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    #101

    Helping Your Child Count To 10
 Backwards

    Helping Your Child Count To 10
 Backwards

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been made in a country that reads right to left.

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    #102

    The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy

    The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy

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    #103

    This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings

    This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings

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