Quite a few of us likely remember our favorite toy from back when we were kids. For some it might be a Teletubby, so washed out over the years it’s difficult to guess if it’s Laa-Laa or Dipsy looking back at them; for others it can be anything from toy cars, to dolls, blocks, or even a bunny made out of an old sock.
While some of such old toys show clear signs of time relentlessly passing us by, others somehow look even worse when brand new. You probably see where this is headed and yes, you’re right—today, we have prepared a list of some awful-looking toys for you to browse, some of which were made according to a terrible, terrible design, while others have suffered from a manufacturing defect and similar misfortunes. Scroll down to find them on the list below and see what nightmare-of-a-toy current children might be looking back at with eyes full of sentiments decades later.
In order to learn more about how playing with toys can affect children's development, Bored Panda turned to the psychologist and author of Playful Parenting, Lawrence Cohen, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions. You will find his thoughts in the text below.
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The Description Is Spot-On
I like an accurate description. What I'd like to know is if this doll is haunted.
I was thinking it needs to be in Ed and Lorraine Warren's museum next to the Annabelle doll.
Load More Replies...Includes 1 doll and 1 Victorian era child spirit for no extra charge!
Uh-oh.... Does it sit on a crossroad? Better take a wide berth around it. Maybe pack some salt, just in case
Chinese Toy
Looks like the horse could have used a Trojan. (I'll see myself out...)
Load More Replies...You beat me to it! I've heard of head up one's a$$, but this is ridiculous!
Load More Replies...Repurposing is the most efficient form of recycling.
Load More Replies...I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement
Press the trigger and liquid squirts out. Very lifelike.
Yeah, but... You press there... and liquid comes out of the mouth...??
Load More Replies...Not the worst one I've ever seen. There's a similar one out there but instead of a dinosaur, it's Batman.
They bought it "b/c of the trigger placement"? Leaves many questions about their life choices.
In a recent interview with Bored Panda, the psychologist and Playful Parenting author Lawrence Cohen suggested that even though less significant than the people in children’s lives, toys, too, can play an important role in the little one’s development.
“Children need objects to manipulate, to apply their minds to, and to help them discover the world,” he said, adding that in the old days, this was done through everyday objects—natural and man-made—such as water, sand, cups, sticks, rocks, trees, cooking items, and dress-up clothes. Though, according to the expert, to be a great toy, it must be as good or better than these things—safer, more durable, more appealing to the child.
Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend
10 of us got the reference in under 12 hours. He'd be pleased by that.
Load More Replies...Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection
I'll go to hell for this, but Rafiki was the shaman, and therefore the religious leader.
It's worse than it looks. This toy is mechanically articulated. There are GIFs and YouTube videos of this one.
I looked and now I 'm crying laughing. This is far worse than the picture, indeed.
Load More Replies...Seeing it come from Disney, I'm not surprised. Quite a few Disney animated movies have scenes where the illustrators snuck in sexual images.
Coming back to the importance of other people’s involvement in playtime—be it the kid’s parents, teachers, or nannies—Dr. Cohen suggested that children benefit from both, playing together and on their own.
“Children need both. The most important role for adults is to make sure children have lots of time for free play, a safe place to play, freedom to create and determine their own play, and interesting creative open-ended materials.”
It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot
That doll has realized that they have just been born and things will only get worse from there.
I have a photo of my newly born nephew with a similar expression :D
Load More Replies...My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands
I was VERY close to googling this word to see if it was indeed a real dinosaur. Then I slowly sounded it out…
Load More Replies...This is actually a relatively correct iguanodon. The thumb looking part is actually a spike on the side of its "hands" probably used for holding down and stripping vegetation. Or even for defense or fighting for mates. Nobody knows for sure.
Watch the YouTube series “your dinosaurs are wrong” to really make your question that “relatively “ part.
Load More Replies...Reasonably accurate. It's an Iguanodon. They have four "fingers" and a spike-like thumb. The big problem with it is that it's posed in a very "old-school" way.
Things we expected in Jurassic Park: Velociraptors on the loose, T-Rex chasing jeeps. Things we didn't expect in Jurassic Park: Everybody was kung fu fighting
A little asteroid fell nearby, it was this big, hope we don't get any more.
This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong
Earth and Venus are apparently in the same orbit. Mars seemingly does not exist. There is a new pink planet and a purple planet with a ring.
Who said it was OUR solar system? Barbie is an astronaut, she could have discovered a better one.
Almost right. In the Barbie universe it's not our solar system. Also, I'm pretty sure that the girls aren't good at science there.
Load More Replies...No, no don't go there. Do you know what you did and you're only doing it for attention please get to the back of the class
Load More Replies...My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nachos - good way to remember the planets placement in order from the sun. (In case anyone couldn't sleep without this info)
I'd be very worried if I' had to live on that version of Earth
Well it only shows 8 planets so I'm gonna say that's a no.
Load More Replies...As a matter of fact, according to the psychologist, toys aren’t even always necessary for a child to engage in playtime. “Babies love to use a grown-up’s face as a toy. Toddlers and preschoolers love to walk and run and climb and make noises and see all the things their bodies can do,” he pointed out.
However, the expert suggested that, when children do use toys, they need to be more interesting than the box they came in. “Most are not,” he told Bored Panda.
Dollar Store Barbie
This is an influencer/Instagram selfie "Barbie" that claims they didn't use Photoshop.
My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO
It is showing biologically true anatomy. LEGO is a European company and I consider it more of a natural body part not being any less important than everything else. When it comes to children. And ok... of a funny detail for more grownups :)
Load More Replies...You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In
I don't know anything about this doll, but sometimes they can really help people with mental health difficulties. I've heard that dementia patients calm down a hit sometimes if they're asked to help take care of the "baby".
Load More Replies...Does it come with a bottle of holy water and a crucifix or are they sold separately ?
Why? Some people collect dolls. My cousin does, and she's over 60. She adores her dolls. Don't think she has one this big. I've heard of lifelike dolls made for grieving parents. Personally, I think it would make me feel worse, but some people just want something to hug when they've lost a child.
Now I'm remembering that animatronic horse from a while back, where they realized shortly after the first ones were sold, it needed to come with a warning not to take it out of the box in view of the child, because it shipped with the head not attached. Lots of Godfather jokes.
I feel like this doll has a very sinister purpose- makes my stomach turn.
The mittens are on the hands so the doll doesn't claw out its eyes in transit to the store.
The point that a toy should be more interesting than the packaging it came in is especially relevant nowadays, when a box is more than a way to transport the toy from point a to point b.
According to Design Force, one of the main roles of toy packaging in mass retail is to make it stand out from a sea of all kinds of items in a matter of seconds. Unless people come to the toy store looking for something specific, it’s very likely that the decision to pick up one item instead of another is purely an impulsive one. And that’s when appealing packaging comes in handy, as it can help catch the buyer’s eye and boost the sales. However, the toy itself shouldn’t be outshined by its box.
These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids
Back in the days of me being at school (70s/80s school era), we used to have rubbers that smelt of fruit. (Rubbers in the UK are erasers in the US, before you get too confused). We knew not to eat them just because they smelt good. Normally due to a valid learning lesson. Today's children are just as able to learn the same.
Load More Replies...And of course they are in the same type of package candy would come in
I can taste the disappointment after finding these on the munch
They are probably made of food grade silicone so they can be chew toys too, many kids use them rather than chewing on clothes etc when stimming
Should Add This Figure To My Collection
squat running? i have not heard of this sufferable combo!
Load More Replies...The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees
When I was a kid, I’d always find the stuffed animals like this in the store/bin and beg my mom to let me get them, because they were “a little weird” and I was convinced no other kids would want to buy them XD
Holy s**t, there's someone else like me in the world! I did the same...I was convinced those slightly off-kilter toys somehow needed me more than the perfect ones did. 🤣
Load More Replies..."I will slap the nose right off of your face!" (Alternatively - "Bear Season! FIRE!")
Design Force pointed out that during the pandemic, consumers showed great interest in the toys and games category while shopping online, likely because with people all over the world spending days on end in their homes, they had to keep their little ones—arguably themselves, too—occupied. Between 2019 and 2020, the category reportedly saw an increase in page views by a whopping 135%.
According to data presented by the NPD Group, despite the slight—and by slight, I mean roughly 0.2%—decrease in sales in 2022 (compared to sales in 2021), for the three years leading up to it, the toy industry in the US had experienced rather strong growth, going from $22 billion in 2019 to $25.7 billion in 2020, and $29.2 billion in 2021.
Poor Spidey
The Marvel movies would certainly be different if that's where Spiderman shot his web from....
Quite A Big Construction
Come here and maybe you'll find out!.....BANG!BANG!BANG!.... Hahahaha it was a gun
Load More Replies...Goddamit. Now I wish my p***s had more functions. Maybe a screwdriver or some scissors?
Just make sure you put a strong locking mechanism on it, though - you don't want those scissors popping out during an intimate moment. 😱😂
Load More Replies...This Poor Barbie
Remember when your grandma said "Don't make weird expressions in case the wind changes and you'll be stuck like that forever."
She was caught mid-sneeze in the plastic surgeon's photo and they just went with it.
Thank you, my brain went to weird cat lady and I couldn't remember her name.
Load More Replies...Outdoor and sports toys seem to be the main driving force of the toy industry, as they accounted for roughly $5.2 billion in sales in 2022, Statista reports. As for its biggest players, the Danish company LEGO, the Japanese toy manufacturer Bandai Namco, and the US companies Hasbro and Mattel seem to top the list.
My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)
Thank you. That little gem is going to whirl around my brain for the rest of the day. 😄
Load More Replies...'Why is it smiling like that?' I hear you ask... Well, let me show you the magic golden carrot...
How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store
Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted
That is actually a very valuable doll. Google 'Antique French Fashion doll"
A ten-year-long empirical study of Toys that Inspire Mindful Play And Nurture Imagination (TIMPANI), carried out by the Center for Early Childhood Education at Eastern Connecticut State University, found that some toys are more likely to inspire quality play than others. The ones that do the most reportedly have to meet one of the three criteria of being simple, open-ended, or non-realistic.
The first point emphasizes that in order for a child to immerse themselves in rich play, the simpler the toy, the better, as with them, kids are more likely to use their imagination while playing. A toy with lots of sounds, buttons, and other pieces works more like entertainment rather than means for mindful play.
My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct
Or incorrect, since dinosaurs almost definitely didn't have those parts. It would have been a birdlike 'single opening' arrangement.
It’s called a cloaca. And it’s still debated if some theropod dinosaurs had cloaca or if they had penises like ostriches and ducks do. As demonstrated by male ducks, some penises can be very…uh, dexterous. But if T-rex did have a penis, it’s estimated it could be as large as 5-6ft long.
Load More Replies...Oh My Goodness! I laughed too hard at this. That Dino would be kicking himself in the balls worth every step. 😂
This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach
And still some stupid kepchup MAGA Will denie his condition and will say is an aberration ( edit: I m in the side of trans person's. My comment is intended to not be transphobic or homophobic. Just wanna say that because my english isn't good enough and I don't wanna hurt nobody's moral)
Load More Replies..."Mayonnaise on an escalator! They're heading upstairs so I'll see you later!" (It was from a video I saw)
I've taught my nephew to refer to mayonnaise as "sandwich spooge."
Superman Or Quasimodo?
That man with the droopy eyes that always played the most boring teacher in teen movies!
Load More Replies...Looks like when Nicolas Cage did his Superman photos. Screenshot...2b8a87.png
Absolutely. He even had his mouth replaced with the logo so it will look like he's smiling.
Load More Replies...The second feature of toys that make children actively engage in mindful play is being open-ended. According to the researchers, while toys with specific instructions or ways of using them can be beneficial, open-ended ones allow the little ones to delve deeper into the creative processes while playing.
The third aspect of them bearing no resemblance to something that exists in real life plays a similar role and allows children to use their imagination more as they make decisions about what such toys are and how they should be used.
Son's Color Toys
It's a Chinese conspiracy to make US children dumber. Jokes on them though our s****y education system already fails most of our kids.
China knows exactly what it's doing. Between this and tik tok I will be surprised if our future will be anything other than mouth breathers
Geez, you can't even switch the stickers because the shapes are wrong. The orange sticker is triangular, while the orange shape is cylindrical.
Do it again, but make the orange blue, the grapes purple, and the bananas a subdued gray.
This Little Toy Has 13 Tags
When my niece was little she called the tags on stuffed animals the "butt note.". This guy has a lot of butt notes.
I will now always think of them the same way. Too cute!
Load More Replies...I recently bought some gloves with 13 tags. Welcome to worldwide trade and worldwide regulations
For my Stinkers out there, this is the equivalent of the stitching on the inside of the fa nny pack, or 'bum bag of holding' (if yk,yk)
I Should Have Bought It
So that's why Cinderella almost missed her ride. She wasn't dancing with the prince. She was drinking!
She left her face on the pillow, saw it, but was too hungover to press it back on in the right place.
It's Lauren Bowbert after a night at the theater watching Beetlejuice.
Whether it’s a toy that inspires mindful play or something that stimulates kids because of how loud and bright it is, one thing is clear: neither one might seem like an appealing option if the design is as bad as it is in some of these pictures.
However, if for some reason you enjoyed browsing these pictures, Bored Panda has more terrible toy designs in store for you, so continue with another collection, which you can find here or here.
Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life
Yeah, that's actually kind of a good idea. Kids love climbing up the slide.
Load More Replies...One of these in a park by us. It teaches the young ones rock climbing. They love it. More go up this way than the stairs.
This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today
Probably a bad translation of 'training.' Training = focus = concentration
Load More Replies...PAW Concentration Camp.... didn't know that PETA went into merchandising
'The more you play with me the happier L will be!'... Who's 'L', and why are they happy that I'm playing with a concentration camp toy?
My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo
No typo. I grew up an a ghorse farm. We used to race ghorses at the track on Saturdays.
I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left
I was born with one of those and I definitely kinda looked like this lol. Thank goodness for modern medicine and free healthcare in Canada because I got corrective surgery 10 years ago :)
Load More Replies...Just, you know, let it gooooo, maaannnn - the hippie guy from That 70's Show
This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags
I have a sudden urged to get some felttips out and colour them like a rainbow. :D
Now I want to find an overly tagged toy to do just this!
Load More Replies...Had this been a dog, it would be more accurate. "Ma, I think Buster ate the Christmas ribbon again!"
Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue
reminds me of the homestuck sharpie bath post for some reason
Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside
Could be a vibrating wand or sword that "concerned parents" successfully rallied against so their kids would not use them to jerk off.
Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie
Scratch 'n Sniff Barbie - choose from stale beer, cigarette smoke, or "faint hint o' vomit."
I thought of Sharon Stone's character in Basic Instinct. But I also think of that occasionally without seeing a doll.
Load More Replies...This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint
This is a legit costume from The Flash movie, where the second Barry Allen repurposes a Batman Costume, sprays it red and wears it alongside the other Flash.
I feel disturbed by the image my mind painted XD
Load More Replies...Flash improvised a costume from a Batman costume in the 2023 Flash movie by painting the lightning and cutting off the cowl’s ears. This is an accurate toy.
When he's cutting off the ears is maybe my favorite part of the whole movie
Load More Replies...In The Flash they improvise a suit from a batman suit, so no, it's actually correct. 😁
Isn't that accurate to the Flash movie? One of the Barry's repurposes a bat suit. On the other hand, it wasn't very good, so I don't blame you for not seeing it/forgetting it
OR... is this just a Flash toy with a Batman imprint and caution tape around his waist? Well, I tried
The caution tape isn't around his waist. It looks like it's going...oh nevermind
Load More Replies...This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand
If you're going to cause that many deaths, you gotta get that snap down to a T. I personally think he should have done a little dance too, but that's just my opinion.
Load More Replies...He looks like he's performing Shakespeare... To snap or not to snap.
Exactly my thought! He's quite the Thespian, apparently
Load More Replies...Appreciating some beat poetry. Man's gotta have hobbies outside of....ummm...whatever villain stuff he usually does.
He enjoys farming! silver_sur...eaa3f0.jpg
I think it's Mirror Thanos from the same alternate universe as this guy Spock_mirr...0ac9de.jpg
This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something
This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed
This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy
Can't keep looking at this, my brain glitches trying to put the images together.
I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar
When I was a kid, we'd sit on each other's handlebars. Cheapest taxi ever.
We’d have one on the handlebars and another standing on the stunt pegs at the back. That’s all the pegs on my BMX was used for. We once tried one of us sitting on the handlebars, one of us standing up while peddling, another sitting on the seat, and one standing on the pegs at the back. We got about 10ft before falling over. I’ve still got a piece of grit imbedded in my elbow from that attempt.
Load More Replies...My grandparents had this exercise bike and I couldn’t reach it from the seat, so i had to sit on the thin bar.
Dipsy Has Seen Some Things
As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle
Giraffes don't, either, and nor do most elephants--they are savannah animals. Not as far off as the polar bear, but the gorilla is the only one here that's accurate.
Regardless, it looks like they're enjoying themselves in the packaging...
Don’t call me a nerd but I think that’s a spirit bear. It’s like a albino black bear
Un-Bear-Able Nose
I though this would be like the upside down Margaret Thatcher pic, but was pleasantly surprised
This Ridiculous Thor Toy
I'm certain that the Norse god represented here is Thor - very Thor.
Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter
There is a standard for naming such creatures. A Tigon is a creature with a tiger daddy, and a lion mummy. A Liger has a lion daddy, and a tiger mummy. The general rule seems to be the males for hybrids are infertile, but the females aren't. So, getting back to this lovely creature, I'm going suggest an 'Eluck' if it has an elephant daddy, and a 'Duckaphant' is the mummy was the elephant. However, it does feel a little rude to be questioning a new toy over its family situation.
Load More Replies...There's a whole series of rubber duckies with different heads. My wife got one from a brewery that was a rubber ducky with a rainbow unicorn head. It's a thing...
They also make them in mini versions. My SIL and her coworkers have a few that they randomly hide around their office as some weird kind of game
Load More Replies...only thats not a fail but a whole product line. There are so many different rubber duckies in all sorts and variations.
My friend got me a chicken/duck. I often say that I got my Dicken thanks to her. Then she tells me to stop saying that. I gave her a zebra/duck last birthday, or a "Debra".
Consult your doctor. Either the proctologist or shrink, depending on why that was your first thought.
Load More Replies...That's an actual thing, yes. In Croatia there's a lot of turist shop selling 'duck anything' I loved both 'cow duck' and 'cactus duck' and wasn't sure what to pick, so in the end I got none :/
Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son
Maybe it's like the gray heron in The Boy and the Heron? Granted, that was plenty creepy too.
These Spiderman Toys Have Guns
"What are we going to do with all these leftover crawling soldier dolls?" "I have a brilliant idea, get me some paint."
Load More Replies...When spiderman has had enough of the crime rates going up. FOR UNCLE BEN!!!
My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands
No, it is actually Ghost Spider. That's her super hero name. Despite being the name of the series, she was only really ever called Spider Gwen by the other spider totems. It's silly to use your real name when you are hiding you identity.
Load More Replies...My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye
Makes it easy for them to know which one is theirs. I would want the wonky one.
They look like the're screaming and they have those parasites that replace the fish's tongues.
Thank you so much Bruno, sometimes I go for whole days without thinking about those critters
Load More Replies...Then you know they probably weren't made by machines and I want to leave it at that or it gets depressing.
These are some real nightmare fuel, even when everything is in place. WTF am I looking at? *shudders and walks away. quickly*
Honestly, that toy would freak me out even if all the eyes were in the right place. What IS that thing?
Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There
Child's Toy Police Car
The UK emergency number is 999, not all countries use the American number.
As another commenter mentioned, the 666 comments don't have much to do with us USA goofballs thinking it's the wrong number. It's that the 999 is upside down to the word police. They should both face the same way or it is indeed a police car on the highway to hello.
Load More Replies..."POLICE" should probably be printed the other way up so that it matches the 999; in its current configuration it looks like you dial 666 for the police.
Load More Replies...Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays
We have that lynx and a lot of the other (American) National Parks ones. Ours are all really well made. They’re actually better than the ones I grew up with 25yrs+ ago.
My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift
I can't believe somebody would mess up a penguin that badly.
Load More Replies...This Two-Headed Dino Toy
This actually makes me wonder if conjoined twin dinos were a possibility?
The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package
Oh, this is fun! You get to guess which is which - I needed a bit with the Ankylo and Styraco but I got them all correct in the end.
This Kid's Toy Is Honestly Dumbfounded
This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump
How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That
She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging
I'm such a former 80s teen that I'm thinking, "that's kinda hot."
Ah yes. Because a female looking doll couldn't have possibly tousled her hair doing anything else than having hetero sex.
Load More Replies...Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys
Because they care more about $$ than accuracy. They use the same molds for the torso and legs on both toys (probably many others as well) and just repaint them, so everybody gets to be muscled.
Load More Replies...This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter
This is why he flies, because if he walked, he would just be spinning in place.
That is Miles "Tails" Prower from the "Sonic the Hedgehog" franchise - And yes, he has indeed two tails. Edit: I just realized that the shoe is the problem and not the tails 🤦♂️
I Give You The Dollarama
that my wife's nickname for a certain body part of mine. its my mouth you gutter minded people.
The T-Rex water gun from above can relate. 🦖🔫
Load More Replies...“MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM WITH A WATERGUN?!”
Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season
Looks like a voodoo priest got to him and gave him that shrunken head treatment.
I remember they had to start putting these figures behind the counters in Walmart because the heads kept going missing
' I asked you to focus on designing the head, I meant head as in eyes, mouth ears etc and NOT that kind of head'
My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor
Not really seeing the problem. This is reasonably accurate to at least some of his depictions in the comics. If there's blame, it should go to Jack Kirby.
Well, his face looks like it hurts. I'd be thor too! *I'll see myself out.
This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy
Elephantiasis of the s*****m Edited due to censor, lets try nutsack
Dying laughing that "nutsack" is fine and "s*****m" isn't.
Load More Replies...Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver
Gotta recycle all those zombies somewhere
Load More Replies...Looks like this is his retirement job…..better than nothing
While you all joke there are truck drivers that run stuff for the government that carry shotguns, assault rifles and other heavy caliber weapons and are actually ex military. Not in recycle trucks though...
I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake
Is there anything that looks proportionally correct on that poor doll?
No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess
Left one has no nostrils, but dimples. And is not amused:-(
Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure
Actually, 2 girls one car……………..lol
Load More Replies...The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It
People look like they’re trying to beat someone’s meat when they used it, so maybe that’s why.
It has one ball and I have no friends so when I fire it I have to go fetch the ball myself... god I'm so depressed. Then there's you, taking my photo as I stand here making more work for myself when I should be playing
This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse
Close Enough, Buddy
enough with the trans jokes, people! We don't need to punch down
Load More Replies...This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror
Please give pronunciation guidance?? It seems to potentially require a lot of "spray it to say it".
Load More Replies...Walmart Kids' Toy
This is what my pizzas look like in Good Pizza, Great Pizza.
This one is actually a product design fail (not just manufacturing). The designer failed to take the placement tolerance of the pad printing process into account.
No, they actively designed it to be 6 poppers wide and 6 long, but made it 7 pepperonis across
Load More Replies...is that a f*****g popit? That looks like the outline of my pepperoni from Good Pizza Great Pizza lmao
This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled
It looks like an actual piece of paper so the kid can fill out multiple for different “patients”.
Load More Replies...Three years ago i made a right angle gearbox inspection form for our company. I misspelled sight glass and it auto corrected to slight glass. Hundreds of inspections later, no one has noticed
This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names
This isn’t a mess up! But it is disrespectful to call adults by their first name tho…
It would be nice if the 'share' button didn't cover the important part of the picture...🙄
Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain
Thanks to the Kardashians even toys are getting that silicone asṣ now.
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Load More Replies...My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball
I have this one. It's a McDonald's Happy Meal toy from last year for the movie.
That's Mario's scroll-tum. (Hmmm... second s*****m joke of the thread. People are gonna think I'm weird.)
My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For
Clearly we've known the same folks 😂.... First thought was coke nail
Load More Replies...Hey this is better than the ones you stick on your finger! Now I don’t have a risk of ripping my whole f*****g nail off.
could maybe used as a plectrum..? I've seen plastic kinda plectrums you can attach to the tips of your fingers.
The joke is that people who use cocaine grow their pink nail long so they can snort the drug off of it.
Load More Replies...This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns
That’s legit. Underfoot, thrown, accidental face pokes…. those things hurrrrrt.
Load More Replies...This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart
She is probably fed up with Disney messing up the Star Wars franchise
Somebody get her a nice 1st class hotel room ASAP! Lady needs some sleep!
Given how the brand's going nowadays we can consider that top tier quality
Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt
No the skirt was for her interviews when she landed back on earth duh.
Actually, it was - this doll from 1985 comes with both spacesuit and a skirt - and outrageous shoulder pads, because of course it does.
Load More Replies...Well, look at the original series Star Trek. (Though I believe it violates International laws to cover Ms. Nichols' legs...) (Sincere Rest in Peace to one of my top all-time heros. 💖)
Guys the light reflecting off the package looks like a giant d**k
It’s very important to be fashionable in space so the aliens don’t judge you!
We girls can do anything - as long as it's with a full face of makeup - girl power!
Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose
Oh, that statement just hurts my head on Oh! so many levels!
Load More Replies...Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo
Th finger nail is either dead, damaged, or burnt.
Load More Replies...Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored
Toad went for the light colored leather interior... not "flesh" colored. Crayola doesn't make "flesh" colored crayons anymore for a reason! Whoever posted this should reconsider their wording along with other things...
Load More Replies...My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise
There's a bathroom on the LEFT? (CCR told me it was on the right.)
Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?
The intent I'm aware of.... The why still eludes me
Load More Replies...Mister Ippi is gonna kick your a*s for making fun of his wife's glasses.
Load More Replies...It's supposed to look like that. Google the adult Happy Meals and you'll see.
They make "adult" Happy Meals...wow?
Load More Replies...What??? Adult happy meals are way better than children ones tho fr.
This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down
This Chevron Mascot Toy
The driver was drunk driving, and he passed it down to the car!!!!!!!
He never knew exactly why, but Lightning McQueen was always a little wierded out by him
1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls
Got a super ball in the 60's, took it outside, threw it hard as I could to the sidewalk, never saw it again
Keep your eyes to the sky! It should be about time for it come down.
Load More Replies...... who don't play with my balls? Are we sure this is Mr T and that Chef didn't go to a Village People concert last night?
Load More Replies...I don’t want to play with Mr T’s balls, no matter how bouncy they are.
These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store
They've just found out that they're edible . . . and the hunters are coming.
Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look
JJ Jameson turning out to BE Spider-Man is the greatest movie twist!
People do this with Transformers. They swap figures out of the boxes when they buy them, and then return them to the store. They get a more expensive figure for a fraction of the cost.
They'll say, "Oh, when I opened it, it was the wrong figure" because the shop can't prove that it wasn't, especially if it's a closed box.
Load More Replies...My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged
If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3
My son has a good-night book that lists 10 steps at the end for getting ready for bed. Cute, right? Except in its counting, it shows "8, turn off the light" and then "9, read your favorite book..." I always say them out of order because why would you list turning off the light BEFORE reading a book?!
Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?
They're adorable is what they are! Other than that I haven't a clue.
This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben
That isn't even knock-off Lego. That's knock-off Mega Blocks.
Load More Replies...Clearly, Ben "borrowed" Kevin's car. Does anyone else suddenly wish they made legos of Kevin from The Office?
This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One
pls tell me your not serious is been a hard day and i cant tell
Load More Replies...Well that’s just all the venom stuck on the back of its mouth.
My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle
Woinka woinka woinka woinka woinka woinka doodleeoop woinka woinka woinka
This Children’s Clock Toy
The block for six has five sides and the block for five has six sides
Load More Replies...It looks like 3 might have 3 sides, but 7 looks to be round!
Load More Replies...This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly
Some of the pieces are missing. This is a commonly used Montessori math teaching tool.
No, the problem is they are not sized correctly. The 2-2-6 is longer than 10 and the 4-4-1-1 is shorter than 10. So it looks like the numbers don't add up to 10.
Load More Replies...So I believe the issue here is that the creators can count and add numbers together up to 10 but they can not read a measuring tape properly.
It does if you put them in the right place. Match the color instead of trying to fill the space.
Helping Your Child Count To 10… Backwards
This could have been made in a country that reads right to left.
Or maybe the thought was most kids are right handed, start counting on the right hand
Load More Replies...Does it matter counting left-to-right or right-to-left? I don't think math cares.
Who says you have to count starting with the right thumb? This is perfectly countable and makes it a little bit of a challenge for kids. Challenging the norm is a great way to really teach kids to think and use their brain.
The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy
This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings
this was great! many had me laughing loud enough to wake up my wife and make the dogs howl!
Reading this on the day we found out that Mattel was being sued for traumatising a little girl and her mother. The girl got a doll linked in to the Wicked movie and on the packaging was a link to a website. Turns out there was an error and it's an AV site that features "graphic images".
this was great! many had me laughing loud enough to wake up my wife and make the dogs howl!
Reading this on the day we found out that Mattel was being sued for traumatising a little girl and her mother. The girl got a doll linked in to the Wicked movie and on the packaging was a link to a website. Turns out there was an error and it's an AV site that features "graphic images".
