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Quite a few of us likely remember our favorite toy from back when we were kids. For some it might be a Teletubby, so washed out over the years it’s difficult to guess if it’s Laa-Laa or Dipsy looking back at them; for others it can be anything from toy cars, to dolls, blocks, or even a bunny made out of an old sock.

While some of such old toys show clear signs of time relentlessly passing us by, others somehow look even worse when brand new. You probably see where this is headed and yes, you’re right—today, we have prepared a list of some awful-looking toys for you to browse, some of which were made according to a terrible, terrible design, while others have suffered from a manufacturing defect and similar misfortunes. Scroll down to find them on the list below and see what nightmare-of-a-toy current children might be looking back at with eyes full of sentiments decades later.

In order to learn more about how playing with toys can affect children's development, Bored Panda turned to the psychologist and author of Playful Parenting, Lawrence Cohen, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions. You will find his thoughts in the text below.

#1

The Description Is Spot-On

The Description Is Spot-On

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like an accurate description. What I'd like to know is if this doll is haunted.

Tux Cat Momma
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking it needs to be in Ed and Lorraine Warren's museum next to the Annabelle doll.

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I'm.Just.A.Girl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Includes 1 doll and 1 Victorian era child spirit for no extra charge!

TheGoodBoi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh but don't we all have problems? Same doll same

Enlee Jones
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll be seeing that in my nightmares tonight…

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet those eyes glow in the dark at night.

SCP 4666
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Annabelles long lost sister

Bobert Robertson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that freaky doll being priced at $13 is perfect.

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh-oh.... Does it sit on a crossroad? Better take a wide berth around it. Maybe pack some salt, just in case

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    #2

    Chinese Toy

    Chinese Toy

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the horse could have used a Trojan. (I'll see myself out...)

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    Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to pull their head out of their a**e

    Griffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it! I've heard of head up one's a$$, but this is ridiculous!

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tail doesn’t even match the mane.

    VNES101
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking too hard about this LOL.

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    Pam Ives
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than wasting resources.

    Trey Frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repurposing is the most efficient form of recycling.

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    #3

    I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement

    I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press the trigger and liquid squirts out. Very lifelike.

    Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but... You press there... and liquid comes out of the mouth...??

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    Szzone
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have a trigger warning (Please don't hate me)

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd spit at people if they squeezed me there too!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst one I've ever seen. There's a similar one out there but instead of a dinosaur, it's Batman.

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the trigger is red!

    Kevin Beard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even dinosaurs have a red rocket?!?!

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought it "b/c of the trigger placement"? Leaves many questions about their life choices.

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the good news is if T Rex is related to a chicken, he probably had a cloaca.

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    In a recent interview with Bored Panda, the psychologist and Playful Parenting author Lawrence Cohen suggested that even though less significant than the people in children’s lives, toys, too, can play an important role in the little one’s development.

    “Children need objects to manipulate, to apply their minds to, and to help them discover the world,” he said, adding that in the old days, this was done through everyday objects—natural and man-made—such as water, sand, cups, sticks, rocks, trees, cooking items, and dress-up clothes. Though, according to the expert, to be a great toy, it must be as good or better than these things—safer, more durable, more appealing to the child.

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    #4

    Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend

    Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a Richard E Grant doll

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 of us got the reference in under 12 hours. He'd be pleased by that.

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    Shoes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They white washed Gabby AND got her bald!? (From: Gabby's Dollhouse)

    Zaphod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Stephen Miller, Trump's former advisor in charge of increasing racism.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, all kinds deserve representation. 😅😬

    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that is so cute!

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    #5

    Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection

    Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go to hell for this, but Rafiki was the shaman, and therefore the religious leader.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse than it looks. This toy is mechanically articulated. There are GIFs and YouTube videos of this one.

    Nadine Debard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked and now I 'm crying laughing. This is far worse than the picture, indeed.

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Circle Of Life' will has a whole new meaning now.

    @LoveMyLipgloss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's about to drop the baby

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've got the perfect design boss!"

    Pam Ives
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgruntled product designer's last product.

    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a rafiki toy. My favorite lion king toy I owned was the hyenas that laughed when you pressed their legs. This was when mcdonald's had cool toys.

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the one that moves, right? Basically the reverse of "Spanking the monkey" per say?

    Paul Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing it come from Disney, I'm not surprised. Quite a few Disney animated movies have scenes where the illustrators snuck in sexual images.

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    Coming back to the importance of other people’s involvement in playtime—be it the kid’s parents, teachers, or nannies—Dr. Cohen suggested that children benefit from both, playing together and on their own.

    “Children need both. The most important role for adults is to make sure children have lots of time for free play, a safe place to play, freedom to create and determine their own play, and interesting creative open-ended materials.”

    #6

    It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot

    It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can see the past and the future. The similarity is terrifying.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can see everything everywhere all at once

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doll has realized that they have just been born and things will only get worse from there.

    Jay Scales
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a photo of my newly born nephew with a similar expression :D

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    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Void. I see the Void!"

    cinq13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's seen some things in her time

    Hampter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Negative canthal tilt, prey eyes. She should start mewing

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    #7

    My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands

    My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands

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    Heir of Durin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was VERY close to googling this word to see if it was indeed a real dinosaur. Then I slowly sounded it out…

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    Virgil Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a relatively correct iguanodon. The thumb looking part is actually a spike on the side of its "hands" probably used for holding down and stripping vegetation. Or even for defense or fighting for mates. Nobody knows for sure.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the YouTube series “your dinosaurs are wrong” to really make your question that “relatively “ part.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasonably accurate. It's an Iguanodon. They have four "fingers" and a spike-like thumb. The big problem with it is that it's posed in a very "old-school" way.

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scaly kangaroo 😆🙄

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    Szzone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things we expected in Jurassic Park: Velociraptors on the loose, T-Rex chasing jeeps. Things we didn't expect in Jurassic Park: Everybody was kung fu fighting

    Ga Di
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those claws were fast as lightning

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    Bogdan Chelariu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking ready to slap the s**t out of you!!!

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it’s Dr Connors in his lizard form from Spider-Man

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little asteroid fell nearby, it was this big, hope we don't get any more.

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T Rex with a GI Joe Kung Fu Grip might have sussed out a way to survive after the asteroid impact.

    Chad Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human's have dinosaur hands, actually.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evrtybody sing along--- He had the whole world in his hands..

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    #8

    This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong

    This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong

    Earth and Venus are apparently in the same orbit. Mars seemingly does not exist. There is a new pink planet and a purple planet with a ring.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t ask me, I’m a just girl *giggles*” - Malibu Stacey

    Pam Ives
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said it was OUR solar system? Barbie is an astronaut, she could have discovered a better one.

    Bob Brooce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost right. In the Barbie universe it's not our solar system. Also, I'm pretty sure that the girls aren't good at science there.

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    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where is Uranus? (Sorry)

    Allen Lavine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no don't go there. Do you know what you did and you're only doing it for attention please get to the back of the class

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    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's wrong. It depicts earth as a sphere😉

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nachos - good way to remember the planets placement in order from the sun. (In case anyone couldn't sleep without this info)

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be very worried if I' had to live on that version of Earth

    Palo Sulek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys, you're all smart, right? but look who's wearing glasses here !

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care a bit as long as Pluto is a planet!

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it only shows 8 planets so I'm gonna say that's a no.

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    Rosemary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell she's smart by the glasses.

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    As a matter of fact, according to the psychologist, toys aren’t even always necessary for a child to engage in playtime. “Babies love to use a grown-up’s face as a toy. Toddlers and preschoolers love to walk and run and climb and make noises and see all the things their bodies can do,” he pointed out.

    However, the expert suggested that, when children do use toys, they need to be more interesting than the box they came in. “Most are not,” he told Bored Panda.

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    #9

    Dollar Store Barbie

    Dollar Store Barbie

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    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Thigh Gap Barbie”

    Abe Ja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another unrealistic beauty standard

    Doo Wiki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, Dollar Store - setting a girl's body standards lower.

    ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘
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    She skipped leg day fr

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    #10

    My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO

    My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO

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    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone poops.

    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson got this for Christmas this year and yes, it does have "a little pink flower". Just like a real cat.

    badger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's clearly a tail-light.

    Clarf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this Lego set a couple of years ago and I announced to my family as I was putting it together that it came complete with a butt hole! I'm in my 40's!

    S.Bruckner
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    2 years ago

    It is showing biologically true anatomy. LEGO is a European company and I consider it more of a natural body part not being any less important than everything else. When it comes to children. And ok... of a funny detail for more grownups :)

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    DowntownStevieB
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, where's the head?

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    #11

    You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In

    You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD YOU BUY ANYTHING LIKE THIS

    IcyPenguinToes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know anything about this doll, but sometimes they can really help people with mental health difficulties. I've heard that dementia patients calm down a hit sometimes if they're asked to help take care of the "baby".

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    Tux Cat Momma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a bottle of holy water and a crucifix or are they sold separately ?

    similarly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Some people collect dolls. My cousin does, and she's over 60. She adores her dolls. Don't think she has one this big. I've heard of lifelike dolls made for grieving parents. Personally, I think it would make me feel worse, but some people just want something to hug when they've lost a child.

    Alex Boyd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm remembering that animatronic horse from a while back, where they realized shortly after the first ones were sold, it needed to come with a warning not to take it out of the box in view of the child, because it shipped with the head not attached. Lots of Godfather jokes.

    Mrs. Joe V
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this doll has a very sinister purpose- makes my stomach turn.

    Melon Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought that was an actual child-

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when the doll is a good one

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mittens are on the hands so the doll doesn't claw out its eyes in transit to the store.

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    The point that a toy should be more interesting than the packaging it came in is especially relevant nowadays, when a box is more than a way to transport the toy from point a to point b.

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    According to Design Force, one of the main roles of toy packaging in mass retail is to make it stand out from a sea of all kinds of items in a matter of seconds. Unless people come to the toy store looking for something specific, it’s very likely that the decision to pick up one item instead of another is purely an impulsive one. And that’s when appealing packaging comes in handy, as it can help catch the buyer’s eye and boost the sales. However, the toy itself shouldn’t be outshined by its box.

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    #12

    These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids

    These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids

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    Alethea Fletcher
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the days of me being at school (70s/80s school era), we used to have rubbers that smelt of fruit. (Rubbers in the UK are erasers in the US, before you get too confused). We knew not to eat them just because they smelt good. Normally due to a valid learning lesson. Today's children are just as able to learn the same.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course they are in the same type of package candy would come in

    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just kids...as an adult I'd still try to eat it!

    WonderWoman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see lawsuits in their future!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they put fruit on the packaging

    Pamela Worthington-Smack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's make laundry determine look just like candy."

    Starry starry night
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can taste the disappointment after finding these on the munch

    Magenta Blu
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet those are healthier than the artificial candy anyway

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are probably made of food grade silicone so they can be chew toys too, many kids use them rather than chewing on clothes etc when stimming

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    #13

    Should Add This Figure To My Collection

    Should Add This Figure To My Collection

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    nbfresh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    squat running? i have not heard of this sufferable combo!

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    LALALand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went for the high-profile implants I see

    Ropre
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like big butts and I cannot lie...."

    Aim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where is this... I NEED THIS (LOL)

    HTakeover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peach emoji isn't referring to the butt, lol.

    Callie27
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo!!! Naruto had a gyatt already!!! no need to add more!

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    #14

    The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees

    The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I’d always find the stuffed animals like this in the store/bin and beg my mom to let me get them, because they were “a little weird” and I was convinced no other kids would want to buy them XD

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t, there's someone else like me in the world! I did the same...I was convinced those slightly off-kilter toys somehow needed me more than the perfect ones did. 🤣

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    Meester Chad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snarky the bear doesn't think you can prevent forest fires

    J C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is awesome, I'd totally buy him!

    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's headed for the Island of Misfit Toys.

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will slap the nose right off of your face!" (Alternatively - "Bear Season! FIRE!")

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    Design Force pointed out that during the pandemic, consumers showed great interest in the toys and games category while shopping online, likely because with people all over the world spending days on end in their homes, they had to keep their little ones—arguably themselves, too—occupied. Between 2019 and 2020, the category reportedly saw an increase in page views by a whopping 135%.

    According to data presented by the NPD Group, despite the slight—and by slight, I mean roughly 0.2%—decrease in sales in 2022 (compared to sales in 2021), for the three years leading up to it, the toy industry in the US had experienced rather strong growth, going from $22 billion in 2019 to $25.7 billion in 2020, and $29.2 billion in 2021.

    #15

    Poor Spidey

    Poor Spidey

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    IndoGrrlRN67
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I don't think the webs come from that end

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do come out the butt of real spiders..

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just does it like real spiders do

    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole other movie series. I do not want to watch it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's Something About Spidey! ;-)

    Istvan Kozak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that is were it comes from

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Marvel movies would certainly be different if that's where Spiderman shot his web from....

    Ruivo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anatomically correct spider man right there!

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    #16

    Quite A Big Construction

    Quite A Big Construction

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    Michele Ottone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you Just glad to see me?

    Aim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come here and maybe you'll find out!.....BANG!BANG!BANG!.... Hahahaha it was a gun

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamit. Now I wish my p***s had more functions. Maybe a screwdriver or some scissors?

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure you put a strong locking mechanism on it, though - you don't want those scissors popping out during an intimate moment. 😱😂

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    Smitin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from an Erector set?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Get Up and Go Bot!

    Marla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this! He turns into a pistol or something

    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how some define their manhood.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the LaPierre XL edition

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of those when I was a kid.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Warning! Choking hazard"

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    #17

    This Poor Barbie

    This Poor Barbie

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    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 'plastic' surgery goes wrong.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when your grandma said "Don't make weird expressions in case the wind changes and you'll be stuck like that forever."

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was caught mid-sneeze in the plastic surgeon's photo and they just went with it.

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is actually a jocelyn wildenstein funko pop

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, my brain went to weird cat lady and I couldn't remember her name.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded of Futurama and Leela eye op

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the new Katie Price toy?

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    Outdoor and sports toys seem to be the main driving force of the toy industry, as they accounted for roughly $5.2 billion in sales in 2022, Statista reports. As for its biggest players, the Danish company LEGO, the Japanese toy manufacturer Bandai Namco, and the US companies Hasbro and Mattel seem to top the list.

    #18

    My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)

    My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)

    ManuelArafat Report

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overheard in the ER, "I slipped and fell on it."

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is golden alright, but no carrot though

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Little Bu-tt-pl-ug. ;-)

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. That little gem is going to whirl around my brain for the rest of the day. 😄

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Golden carrot'. Yep, right, sure.

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah, Sweet Mystery Of Life, At Last I've Found You"?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Why is it smiling like that?' I hear you ask... Well, let me show you the magic golden carrot...

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    #19

    How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store

    How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store

    nice_guy_e Report

    Astro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the parts are so small, what's there to choke on?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Uncle Jack is clearly off his horse.

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the voices in my head right now... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna have that song going through my head now.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hands are also all sorts of messed up.

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    #20

    Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted

    Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted

    BobKickflip Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this doll probably comes alive at night and rummages through your receipts to create a detailed profile on your shopping habits?

    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it look like it has more personality?

    J B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real Zuckerberg still creepier...

    Aim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give this comment upvotes!!!

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a very valuable doll. Google 'Antique French Fashion doll"

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crapped out of the Meta-Adverse.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nose does look like a dog's face in the photo ... and/or has three holes. I know there's things that are supposed to have three holes, and some may include a nose as well, but noses themselves aren't among. Bowling balls are.

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    A ten-year-long empirical study of Toys that Inspire Mindful Play And Nurture Imagination (TIMPANI), carried out by the Center for Early Childhood Education at Eastern Connecticut State University, found that some toys are more likely to inspire quality play than others. The ones that do the most reportedly have to meet one of the three criteria of being simple, open-ended, or non-realistic.

    The first point emphasizes that in order for a child to immerse themselves in rich play, the simpler the toy, the better, as with them, kids are more likely to use their imagination while playing. A toy with lots of sounds, buttons, and other pieces works more like entertainment rather than means for mindful play.

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    #21

    My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

    My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

    JT3013 Report

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, where would YOU put the air tube? At its throat? Then you would associate with the movie deep throat. A dirty mind is a joy forever!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, with their short arms, they were still very angry

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or incorrect, since dinosaurs almost definitely didn't have those parts. It would have been a birdlike 'single opening' arrangement.

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called a cloaca. And it’s still debated if some theropod dinosaurs had cloaca or if they had penises like ostriches and ducks do. As demonstrated by male ducks, some penises can be very…uh, dexterous. But if T-rex did have a penis, it’s estimated it could be as large as 5-6ft long.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T rex milk is the next almond milk tend

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My Goodness! I laughed too hard at this. That Dino would be kicking himself in the balls worth every step. 😂

    Fakeus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know dinosaurs were packing

    Lorenzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you hang it up? Like a horse, of course.

    Smitin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if that is anatomically correct, there would have been way more dinosaurs than we thought.

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    #22

    This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach

    This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach

    thekidwiththefa Report

    Bogdan Chelariu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't care I'm mustard! I identify as mayonnaise!!!"

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still some stupid kepchup MAGA Will denie his condition and will say is an aberration ( edit: I m in the side of trans person's. My comment is intended to not be transphobic or homophobic. Just wanna say that because my english isn't good enough and I don't wanna hurt nobody's moral)

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    The Disneyland Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mayonnaise on an escalator! They're heading upstairs so I'll see you later!" (It was from a video I saw)

    Pamela Worthington-Smack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taught my nephew to refer to mayonnaise as "sandwich spooge."

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen things worse than this in the "sauces aisle" in the supermarket to be honest

    Bogdan Chelariu
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Well, I guess now we care how sauces bottles identify as well... :))

    Ely Tanaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this one?

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    #23

    Superman Or Quasimodo?

    Superman Or Quasimodo?

    patrick.retro Report

    Donald
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an middle school History Teacher

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's just Bizarro. Him is sad.

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man the years have not been kind to Superman.

    Ruivo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff Bezos cosplay as a Superman doll

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. He even had his mouth replaced with the logo so it will look like he's smiling.

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    Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he found the Happy Kryptonite

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Superman doesn't get Tinder right swipes

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    The second feature of toys that make children actively engage in mindful play is being open-ended. According to the researchers, while toys with specific instructions or ways of using them can be beneficial, open-ended ones allow the little ones to delve deeper into the creative processes while playing.

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    The third aspect of them bearing no resemblance to something that exists in real life plays a similar role and allows children to use their imagination more as they make decisions about what such toys are and how they should be used.

    #24

    Son's Color Toys

    Son's Color Toys

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Chinese conspiracy to make US children dumber. Jokes on them though our s****y education system already fails most of our kids.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this toys the kids learn to think outside the box. ;)

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China knows exactly what it's doing. Between this and tik tok I will be surprised if our future will be anything other than mouth breathers

    Eric Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, you can't even switch the stickers because the shapes are wrong. The orange sticker is triangular, while the orange shape is cylindrical.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of the poor students in Florida. They are being taught lies and falsehoods.

    Raluca Neacsu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one combination away from being solved.

    Pamela Worthington-Smack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it again, but make the orange blue, the grapes purple, and the bananas a subdued gray.

    darkx_wolf87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh,no its the "it goes in the square hole" indecent all over again ):

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    #25

    This Little Toy Has 13 Tags

    This Little Toy Has 13 Tags

    Your__Average__Weeb Report

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my niece was little she called the tags on stuffed animals the "butt note.". This guy has a lot of butt notes.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, my stuffed animal has a more interesting passport than me...

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit, they're all different languages.

    Vadertime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean there are 12 tagless toys out there?

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKEA? Some of their things are labels with a toy attached.

    Anne Marieke Fransen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently bought some gloves with 13 tags. Welcome to worldwide trade and worldwide regulations

    Mil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how safe it is.

    ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my Stinkers out there, this is the equivalent of the stitching on the inside of the fa nny pack, or 'bum bag of holding' (if yk,yk)

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody on the assembly line was falling behind!

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    #26

    I Should Have Bought It

    I Should Have Bought It

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why Cinderella almost missed her ride. She wasn't dancing with the prince. She was drinking!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's feeling a little beside herself today...

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She left her face on the pillow, saw it, but was too hungover to press it back on in the right place.

    Fakeus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some on shook it and the camera couldn’t keep up

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another unrealistic beauty standard for women. lmaoooo

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "Tammy Faye Bakker"!!

    Red Foreman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Lauren Bowbert after a night at the theater watching Beetlejuice.

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    Whether it’s a toy that inspires mindful play or something that stimulates kids because of how loud and bright it is, one thing is clear: neither one might seem like an appealing option if the design is as bad as it is in some of these pictures.

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    However, if for some reason you enjoyed browsing these pictures, Bored Panda has more terrible toy designs in store for you, so continue with another collection, which you can find here or here.

    #27

    Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life

    Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life

    Ryguychu Report

    Shiroi Tsuki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume that this one is more like for climbing

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's actually kind of a good idea. Kids love climbing up the slide.

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these in a park by us. It teaches the young ones rock climbing. They love it. More go up this way than the stairs.

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any child will automatically know this is for climbing. Apparently an adult may not figure that out.

    Rocco MZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for climbing. Nice try though.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not this one, but I've been seeing a lot of these at parks that are a slide on one side and rock climbing on the other. They can be installed either way

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a slide or a climbing wall that's easy for kids to climb?

    Ely Tanaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because that's not a slide, maybe...?

    Leviathan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this.... was a climbing slide.... my cousin's kids knew what and how to use this at age 2..... if you don't know as an adult ..... I'm very worried for you

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    #28

    This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today

    This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today

    russinpaket Report

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concentration camp?! What did they mean to say?

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a bad translation of 'training.' Training = focus = concentration

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PAW Concentration Camp.... didn't know that PETA went into merchandising

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The more you play with me the happier L will be!'... Who's 'L', and why are they happy that I'm playing with a concentration camp toy?

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me "oh thats not to bad?" scrolls down "NEVER MIND JFC"

    Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitler's new toy company

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    #29

    My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo

    My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo

    mswier11 Report

    Bogdan Chelariu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, it looks like a ghorse! :))

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No typo. I grew up an a ghorse farm. We used to race ghorses at the track on Saturdays.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghiddy up, Ghorsey!

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thought that calf looked a bit mature until I saw the ghorse

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven typos. Seven of those are missing the G, only one has it.

    cinq13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be on a high ghorse, but everyone knows that the "dragon" should be a lizard. Ugh, just so unrealistic

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look a bit chunky. Perhaps they should cut down on the Ghors d'oeuvre?

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    #30

    I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left

    I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left

    SGuard15 Report

    Astro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born with one of those and I definitely kinda looked like this lol. Thank goodness for modern medicine and free healthcare in Canada because I got corrective surgery 10 years ago :)

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    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the trash bag she’s wearing.

    Mil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a tribute to Marty Feldman, obvs. Companies these days will do anything to be able to say their dolls are inclusive.

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just, you know, let it gooooo, maaannnn - the hippie guy from That 70's Show

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she's holding in her poop! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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    #31

    This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags

    This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sudden urged to get some felttips out and colour them like a rainbow. :D

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to find an overly tagged toy to do just this!

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    Pewpie Diaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this been a dog, it would be more accurate. "Ma, I think Buster ate the Christmas ribbon again!"

    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that! Cats love it for the tags. From ikea btw.

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    #32

    Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue

    Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue

    spenkan Report

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not saying it is, but it could be cheap lead paint

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlikely, given that it was apparently water-soluble.

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    Emma B B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Congratulations Mrs Smith!! It's a..........Smurf.........?"

    cal da trans emo rat (he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the homestuck sharpie bath post for some reason

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone should draw a chalk outline around it.

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    #33

    Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside

    Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a vibrating wand or sword that "concerned parents" successfully rallied against so their kids would not use them to jerk off.

    Alethea Fletcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the batteries can never run out 🤷‍♀️🤣

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a safe place to put batteries. They will be safe there for later. And you will always know where they are!

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you store your batteries?

    Erik Rydbom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an engineer, I laughed way too hard at this.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "(need for) BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED""

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you need to upgrade to Wand 2.0

    darkx_wolf87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have batteries In case you get hungry

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret behind Musk's magic wa'n'd.

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    #34

    Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie

    Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie

    djmancat Report

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a standard look in any UK town centre between 12-2am. Any day. Doesn't matter. Do NOT converse. They are skittish and prone to violence.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trailer Park Barbie!!!! I finally feel represented 🤣

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scratch 'n Sniff Barbie - choose from stale beer, cigarette smoke, or "faint hint o' vomit."

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look so much like Chelsea Handler?

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of Sharon Stone's character in Basic Instinct. But I also think of that occasionally without seeing a doll.

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she has a tramp stamp for authenticity.

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    #35

    This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint

    This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint

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    Rich Walker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a legit costume from The Flash movie, where the second Barry Allen repurposes a Batman Costume, sprays it red and wears it alongside the other Flash.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel disturbed by the image my mind painted XD

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    Michael Fernandez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flash improvised a costume from a Batman costume in the 2023 Flash movie by painting the lightning and cutting off the cowl’s ears. This is an accurate toy.

    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he's cutting off the ears is maybe my favorite part of the whole movie

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    Johnny Farmfield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In The Flash they improvise a suit from a batman suit, so no, it's actually correct. 😁

    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that accurate to the Flash movie? One of the Barry's repurposes a bat suit. On the other hand, it wasn't very good, so I don't blame you for not seeing it/forgetting it

    Ducklord88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually accurate to the flash movie

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you miss The Flash movie? This is completely legit.

    cinq13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR... is this just a Flash toy with a Batman imprint and caution tape around his waist? Well, I tried

    Jill Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caution tape isn't around his waist. It looks like it's going...oh nevermind

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    #36

    This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand

    This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to cause that many deaths, you gotta get that snap down to a T. I personally think he should have done a little dance too, but that's just my opinion.

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    Scott Wilkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's performing Shakespeare... To snap or not to snap.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly my thought! He's quite the Thespian, apparently

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's just listening to smooth jazz?

    54 s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appreciating some beat poetry. Man's gotta have hobbies outside of....ummm...whatever villain stuff he usually does.

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just singing and dancing right now, let a guy have some fun

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's Mirror Thanos from the same alternate universe as this guy Spock_mirr...0ac9de.jpg Spock_mirror-6596fe30ac9de.jpg

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's quoting Shakespeare like Emperor Zinyak

    Lulu
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah he just vibing to a song

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    #37

    This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something

    This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something

    LCFarrar Report

    Ruivo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the "My Little F*uck I Left The Oven On" doll. I want one!

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they come alive and night and murder people.

    This Heifer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bow night action figure from #25 😂

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep-deprived Wednesday Addams in Scotland?

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    #38

    This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed

    This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed

    RealMainer Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it turns to look at you, RUN!

    Irene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like it has been hanged.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno about depressed,, possessed maybe lol

    Andrew Dunford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave that Flea Market Now! Do Not Look Back! Just RUN!!

    Silre (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's supposed to be one of those "standing in the corner" dolls

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would scare the crapola outta me.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great doll to modify into a Halloween decoration

    Sara G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for it......wait for it..... lol

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me she looks terrifying! I hate dolls and I can't imagine ever buying an old used one in a thrift store!

    J C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is terrifying! Its going to haunt my nightmares!

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    #39

    This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy

    This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you turn your head too quickly

    Irish Lassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Princess Cyclops…or a member of Third Eye Blind??

    Aim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give this comment upvotes!!!

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't keep looking at this, my brain glitches trying to put the images together.

    Ponypower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when was this? i thought McD stopped making plastic toys.

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    #40

    I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar

    I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, we'd sit on each other's handlebars. Cheapest taxi ever.

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’d have one on the handlebars and another standing on the stunt pegs at the back. That’s all the pegs on my BMX was used for. We once tried one of us sitting on the handlebars, one of us standing up while peddling, another sitting on the seat, and one standing on the pegs at the back. We got about 10ft before falling over. I’ve still got a piece of grit imbedded in my elbow from that attempt.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on whether the green Tellytubby is on the back. ;-)

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "two Barbies walkes into a bar"

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents had this exercise bike and I couldn’t reach it from the seat, so i had to sit on the thin bar.

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    #41

    Dipsy Has Seen Some Things

    Dipsy Has Seen Some Things

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the 5th Telly Tubby, Dildoh!

    imjustexisting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with that name, it MUST HAVE seen some things

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    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its an appropriate face to make as a dog rips the stuffing out of your body.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dipsy was shocked by the size of the other Teletubbies Tinky Winky

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mushrooms. That teletubby ate the mushies

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cut off the arms and head you have a amoungus plush

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time getting the big O

    Griffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those must have been some strong 'shrooms!

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    #42

    As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle

    As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle

    justletmeusethispls Report

    Alex Boyd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giraffes don't, either, and nor do most elephants--they are savannah animals. Not as far off as the polar bear, but the gorilla is the only one here that's accurate.

    Bogdan Chelariu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like an animal orgy, if I ever seen one!!!

    Mr. Sourcrowd 🧐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the future! #climatechange 😇

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless, it looks like they're enjoying themselves in the packaging...

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor gorilla....unless...

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither do giraffes and most elephants....

    Idk someone (they/she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t call me a nerd but I think that’s a spirit bear. It’s like a albino black bear

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    #43

    Un-Bear-Able Nose

    Un-Bear-Able Nose

    nayrnn Report

    Boone Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though this would be like the upside down Margaret Thatcher pic, but was pleasantly surprised

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the bear have a head for a belly?

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually kinda dig this. Super contented snout. The nostrils aren't visible, and the chin is all tucked :) That bear is having sweet dreams.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no need to blow your nose, it just goes the the OTHER way down

    #44

    This Ridiculous Thor Toy

    This Ridiculous Thor Toy

    danimangndan Report

    Laura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it you Mickey Rourke? Another Marvel crossover 🙄

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain that the Norse god represented here is Thor - very Thor.

    Nano Iders
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Richard Branson at Comic Con.

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    #45

    Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter

    Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter

    DwightCharlieQuint Report

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eleduck? Duckaphant? Whatever it is, I want one.

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a standard for naming such creatures. A Tigon is a creature with a tiger daddy, and a lion mummy. A Liger has a lion daddy, and a tiger mummy. The general rule seems to be the males for hybrids are infertile, but the females aren't. So, getting back to this lovely creature, I'm going suggest an 'Eluck' if it has an elephant daddy, and a 'Duckaphant' is the mummy was the elephant. However, it does feel a little rude to be questioning a new toy over its family situation.

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    Sugar Shack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole series of rubber duckies with different heads. My wife got one from a brewery that was a rubber ducky with a rainbow unicorn head. It's a thing...

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also make them in mini versions. My SIL and her coworkers have a few that they randomly hide around their office as some weird kind of game

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    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only thats not a fail but a whole product line. There are so many different rubber duckies in all sorts and variations.

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend got me a chicken/duck. I often say that I got my Dicken thanks to her. Then she tells me to stop saying that. I gave her a zebra/duck last birthday, or a "Debra".

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am imagining the poop frequency of a duck but the volume of an elephant.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consult your doctor. Either the proctologist or shrink, depending on why that was your first thought.

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    eMpTy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this for my duck collection. I already have a Shuck, Turduck and Sea Huck. (All bought from the West Australia Maritime Museum).

    Ely Tanaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an actual thing, yes. In Croatia there's a lot of turist shop selling 'duck anything' I loved both 'cow duck' and 'cactus duck' and wasn't sure what to pick, so in the end I got none :/

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    #46

    Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son

    Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son

    EpicBlueDrop Report

    nomnomborkbork
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wide-mouth dolphin eating a smaller one.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shark eating a dolphin tail first

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's like the gray heron in The Boy and the Heron? Granted, that was plenty creepy too.

    FROGGO DOGGO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a dolphin regurgitating another dolphin

    dayngerkat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd check for a stash that was smuggled in it

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolphin dressed as a porpoise for halloween.

    DowntownStevieB
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dolphin cosplaying as a dolphin

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    #47

    These Spiderman Toys Have Guns

    These Spiderman Toys Have Guns

    nighty4 Report

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a Hulk too. Someone bought army men toys in bulk, I see…

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are we going to do with all these leftover crawling soldier dolls?" "I have a brilliant idea, get me some paint."

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When spiderman has had enough of the crime rates going up. FOR UNCLE BEN!!!

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp. that's one way to make the streets safer...

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiderman would NEVER use a gun. That's misappropriation too far.

    Fen Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you've never seen Japanese Spiderman

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    #48

    My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands

    My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it is actually Ghost Spider. That's her super hero name. Despite being the name of the series, she was only really ever called Spider Gwen by the other spider totems. It's silly to use your real name when you are hiding you identity.

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    [bleep]
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than having 2 left feet, ain't it? She can still dance

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of my coworkers also have two left hands and absolutely nothing that comes in the direction of common sense, so not even mentioning "spider sense" ---- oh well

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that toy! Now I need to check her hands

    Aim
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    2 years ago

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    give this comment upvotes!!!

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    #49

    My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye

    My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye

    AkuraPiety Report

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes it easy for them to know which one is theirs. I would want the wonky one.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the're screaming and they have those parasites that replace the fish's tongues.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you so much Bruno, sometimes I go for whole days without thinking about those critters

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    Lee Banks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are horrifying. What are they supposed to be? Not trying to be offensive, but I think they want to eat my soul.

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These toys must be fraternal, rather than identical twins. 😉

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you know they probably weren't made by machines and I want to leave it at that or it gets depressing.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are some real nightmare fuel, even when everything is in place. WTF am I looking at? *shudders and walks away. quickly*

    Sandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for pointing out which one has the wonky eye, never could have guessed

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it named Isiah?

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would this be a gift - they are very creepy

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, that toy would freak me out even if all the eyes were in the right place. What IS that thing?

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    #50

    Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There

    Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There

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    #51

    Child's Toy Police Car

    Child's Toy Police Car

    MrStarrrr Report

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK emergency number is 999, not all countries use the American number.

    Sarah M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As another commenter mentioned, the 666 comments don't have much to do with us USA goofballs thinking it's the wrong number. It's that the 999 is upside down to the word police. They should both face the same way or it is indeed a police car on the highway to hello.

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    BeeBee Buni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me for my ignorance, but how is this weird?

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "POLICE" should probably be printed the other way up so that it matches the 999; in its current configuration it looks like you dial 666 for the police.

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    #52

    Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays

    Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays

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    Turner Floor
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that lynx and a lot of the other (American) National Parks ones. Ours are all really well made. They’re actually better than the ones I grew up with 25yrs+ ago.

    J B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise M**********r!

    #53

    My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift

    My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift

    informationmissing Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moose can identify as a bison if he wants to.

    Who Am I?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe somebody would mess up a penguin that badly.

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    LightYagami
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Reindeer (this is my accidentally deleted comment)

    LightYagami
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta match that one with the picture of a bison and the word elk. I have a memory with rhyming words that match this way

    Palo Sulek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bison is pretty ... stoned

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mabye he's just sending his son off to college.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fluffy cow" - National Forest Service (US)

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    #54

    This Two-Headed Dino Toy

    This Two-Headed Dino Toy

    defyinglogicsl Report

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually makes me wonder if conjoined twin dinos were a possibility?

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the Rust Monster from D&D. Gary Gygax added the it to the Monster Manual after finding a cheap toys from Hong Kong. Also, the Bulette and Owlbear were in the same pack of "prehistoric animals".

    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a young hydra.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i see this i will repaint this and give it wings

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a mythical hydra meets a brontosaurus after a few rounds.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a cool dinosaur if it really existed.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a military unit of age of mythology :D

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    #55

    The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package

    The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package

    fishsticks40 Report

    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're asleep and you now have 2 min to print out names

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is fun! You get to guess which is which - I needed a bit with the Ankylo and Styraco but I got them all correct in the end.

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    #57

    This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump

    This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump

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    #58

    How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That

    How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That

    96studios Report

    robin miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the way Batman's looking at her . . .

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    #59

    She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging

    She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm such a former 80s teen that I'm thinking, "that's kinda hot."

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Barbie had a bit of a hangover. You good B?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Ken doll somewhere scratching his crotch

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Because a female looking doll couldn't have possibly tousled her hair doing anything else than having hetero sex.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally forgot my panties before getting out of the cab in front of the paparazzi Barbie.

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    #60

    Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys

    Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys

    PourousPangolin Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Knobheads. Particularly troublesome enemy as they are so unpredictable. They are often to be seen driving cars on our roads.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’d lose their heads if they weren’t attached… which… they aren’t…

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok for the toys' heads. What about the red p*nis-shape thing in the middle ?

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything. Everything is wrong with these toys.

    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Miles so jacked? He's a teenage boy.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they care more about $$ than accuracy. They use the same molds for the torso and legs on both toys (probably many others as well) and just repaint them, so everybody gets to be muscled.

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    #61

    This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter

    This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter

    HazbinHotelLover Report

    mikdafish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this Tails, sidekick to Sonic the Hedgehog?

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why he flies, because if he walked, he would just be spinning in place.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is Miles "Tails" Prower from the "Sonic the Hedgehog" franchise - And yes, he has indeed two tails. Edit: I just realized that the shoe is the problem and not the tails 🤦‍♂️

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tails be running in circles today

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tails. He’s supposed to have two tails. Hence the name.

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    #62

    I Give You The Dollarama

    I Give You The Dollarama

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    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that my wife's nickname for a certain body part of mine. its my mouth you gutter minded people.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM WITH A WATERGUN?!”

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    #63

    Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season

    Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season

    mila52963 Report

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a voodoo priest got to him and gave him that shrunken head treatment.

    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go!

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember they had to start putting these figures behind the counters in Walmart because the heads kept going missing

    Kylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be a trend, pulling the heads off when they're outside the packaging?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ' I asked you to focus on designing the head, I meant head as in eyes, mouth ears etc and NOT that kind of head'

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    #64

    My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor

    My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor

    john-Marston02 Report

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really seeing the problem. This is reasonably accurate to at least some of his depictions in the comics. If there's blame, it should go to Jack Kirby.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, his face looks like it hurts. I'd be thor too! *I'll see myself out.

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    #65

    This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy

    This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy

    SquirrelYogurt Report

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephantiasis of the s*****m Edited due to censor, lets try nutsack

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying laughing that "nutsack" is fine and "s*****m" isn't.

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    J B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a hippity hop!

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dragon reminds me of the old Chewits dragon in the adverts

    #66

    Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver

    Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver

    pigjingles Report

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's recycling, he's an eco-warrior.

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its Kyle the truck driver. can of monster is in there and his knuckles are scabby from the last wal he punched.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this is his retirement job…..better than nothing

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you all joke there are truck drivers that run stuff for the government that carry shotguns, assault rifles and other heavy caliber weapons and are actually ex military. Not in recycle trucks though...

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The dumpsters, they're green, like nature"

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a vet working. Nothing wrong with that.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recycle or I'll shoot out your knees.

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    #67

    I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake

    I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake

    JoshJC7 Report

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything that looks proportionally correct on that poor doll?

    VNES101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finna start twerking any minute now.

    Jet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider man got a huge dumpy

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    #68

    No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess

    No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess

    Mira_Nira_YT Report

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left one has no nostrils, but dimples. And is not amused:-(

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dimpled unicorn!

    #69

    Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure

    Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure

    diogenes_amore Report

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this here? This one is intentional.

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would go well with the Hotwheels car I have that's literally a toilet on wheels. I call it the "Go Cart". I forgot the name of it though. It's hanging on my wall.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hated that scene. That car was gorgeous.

    #70

    The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It

    The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It

    queuedUp Report

    GarPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do I *really* have to stand still and model for this? I wanna play with it!”

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be a mashup of multiple pics. What is up with this ear?

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People look like they’re trying to beat someone’s meat when they used it, so maybe that’s why.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has one ball and I have no friends so when I fire it I have to go fetch the ball myself... god I'm so depressed. Then there's you, taking my photo as I stand here making more work for myself when I should be playing

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    #71

    This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse

    This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse

    Agpaitin Report

    ️Willow️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The instructions tho "Place your thumbs in the hole"

    J B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Flip Dragon a name for foreplay now?

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With those instructions a prolapse is all but(t) guaranteed

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    #72

    Close Enough, Buddy

    Close Enough, Buddy

    fluorescenza Report

    Shoes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe amphibians identify as reptiles now?

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    enough with the trans jokes, people! We don't need to punch down

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    #73

    This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror

    This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror

    PurgatoryGlory Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Lovecraft made nursery toys. Say hello to Chimpthullu

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give pronunciation guidance?? It seems to potentially require a lot of "spray it to say it".

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    GarPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Twisted all my limbs for you, two of them in knots and two of them in loops…”

    #74

    Walmart Kids' Toy

    Walmart Kids' Toy

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my pizzas look like in Good Pizza, Great Pizza.

    Mega-Ladonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's gonna need a fidget toy to deal with this fidget toy.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually a product design fail (not just manufacturing). The designer failed to take the placement tolerance of the pad printing process into account.

    The Red Panda (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they actively designed it to be 6 poppers wide and 6 long, but made it 7 pepperonis across

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    LightYagami
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a f*****g popit? That looks like the outline of my pepperoni from Good Pizza Great Pizza lmao

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    #75

    This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled

    This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled

    reddit.com Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's peeling off already.

    Allie Herz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an actual piece of paper so the kid can fill out multiple for different “patients”.

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    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three years ago i made a right angle gearbox inspection form for our company. I misspelled sight glass and it auto corrected to slight glass. Hundreds of inspections later, no one has noticed

    J B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I give someone my Nane, I start getting calls to extend my vehicle warranty. Keep your Nane private...

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That gender line isn't nearly long enough for some

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    #76

    This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names

    This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense since everyone else is named by their first names

    Wizard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything looks alright here, just what is wrong with Sandy?

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t a mess up! But it is disrespectful to call adults by their first name tho…

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spongebob looks like he ate a Krabby Patty laced with speed.

    #77

    Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain

    Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain

    scldclmbgrmp Report

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the Kardashians even toys are getting that silicone asṣ now.

    unicorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    unicorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Irene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want the corgi at least

    Andrew Dunford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you squeeze them, it looks like they're Pooping!

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    #78

    My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball

    My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball

    Pegasusisme Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Mario Karts not famous for spinning like tops?

    Denny Junaedi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same concept with old version of mouse maybe?

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this one. It's a McDonald's Happy Meal toy from last year for the movie.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Mario's scroll-tum. (Hmmm... second s*****m joke of the thread. People are gonna think I'm weird.)

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    #79

    My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For

    My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For

    Jay-c58 Report

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly we've known the same folks 😂.... First thought was coke nail

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    J B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for shneefin the devil's dandruff... I assume your son is small, so this is a good size for a bump of stripper salt.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do!! :) Saves you from having to grow your own pinky nail that long.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey this is better than the ones you stick on your finger! Now I don’t have a risk of ripping my whole f*****g nail off.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could maybe used as a plectrum..? I've seen plastic kinda plectrums you can attach to the tips of your fingers.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that people who use cocaine grow their pink nail long so they can snort the drug off of it.

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    #80

    This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns

    This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns

    whatta_maroon Report

    Ga Di
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the infamous dildosaur

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it doesn't enjoy whatever it is.

    Turner Floor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s legit. Underfoot, thrown, accidental face pokes…. those things hurrrrrt.

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    #81

    This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart

    This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart

    TheBeedo11 Report

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is probably fed up with Disney messing up the Star Wars franchise

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody get her a nice 1st class hotel room ASAP! Lady needs some sleep!

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how the brand's going nowadays we can consider that top tier quality

    #82

    Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt

    Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the skirt was for her interviews when she landed back on earth duh.

    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it was - this doll from 1985 comes with both spacesuit and a skirt - and outrageous shoulder pads, because of course it does.

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    Comedy Clumbers
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, look at the original series Star Trek. (Though I believe it violates International laws to cover Ms. Nichols' legs...) (Sincere Rest in Peace to one of my top all-time heros. 💖)

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys the light reflecting off the package looks like a giant d**k

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like if a stripper was going to space…

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arm poofs tho...yikes.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s very important to be fashionable in space so the aliens don’t judge you!

    Karen Irion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We girls can do anything - as long as it's with a full face of makeup - girl power!

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    #83

    Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose

    Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose

    UrameshiYuusuke Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" - The Pixar version

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that statement just hurts my head on Oh! so many levels!

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    GarPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no mouth, and I must scream.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excited or calm????? Looks like mute/quiet to me.

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    #84

    Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo

    Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo

    tankonarocketship Report

    #85

    Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored

    Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored

    BlazingLatias Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge him. He just likes that colour.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toad went for the light colored leather interior... not "flesh" colored. Crayola doesn't make "flesh" colored crayons anymore for a reason! Whoever posted this should reconsider their wording along with other things...

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    #86

    My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise

    My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise

    Joewren Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too young to learn big words.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it doesn't. It clearly says Laevoratory and Dextrogyrate. The latter is what I think messy-haired Barbie had been up to with Ken all night.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty expensive words for such an inexpensive toy.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a bathroom on the LEFT? (CCR told me it was on the right.)

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never to young to use internationally understandable words, especially when a lot of children will not see a clock face in their whole lives.

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    #87

    Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?

    Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?

    RendeRiot Report

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. They were intentionally weird. No mistake here.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intent I'm aware of.... The why still eludes me

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mississippi. (What has four eyes but can't see?)

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mister Ippi is gonna kick your a*s for making fun of his wife's glasses.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to look like that. Google the adult Happy Meals and you'll see.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? Adult happy meals are way better than children ones tho fr.

    Amanita Virosa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Grimace. I don't recall him having 4 eyes.

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    #88

    This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down

    This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down

    unholybabi Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's another of those Australian drop bears. You're holding him the wrong way up!

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the sign is correct and the bear is upside down

    #89

    This Chevron Mascot Toy

    This Chevron Mascot Toy

    RandomizedUsername42 Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very much in the Wallace and Gromit style

    Ruivo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running on fumes, I suppose.

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver was drunk driving, and he passed it down to the car!!!!!!!

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never knew exactly why, but Lightning McQueen was always a little wierded out by him

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than what they did in Cars and put the eyes on the windscreen.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sniffed WAY too much high-octane.

    #90

    1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls

    1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls

    DoctorBlazes Report

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha why does he have kittens on him?

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a super ball in the 60's, took it outside, threw it hard as I could to the sidewalk, never saw it again

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your eyes to the sky! It should be about time for it come down.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... who don't play with my balls? Are we sure this is Mr T and that Chef didn't go to a Village People concert last night?

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity the fool who doesn't love kittens and my bouncy balls!

    Doo Wiki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why kittens? Don't bounce the kittens!

    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no kittens in the balls.

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    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want to play with Mr T’s balls, no matter how bouncy they are.

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    #91

    These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store

    These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store

    Wolkentanzer Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teletubbies are creepy to start with, they don't need any more creepiness.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, now we have Dilpo with a stroker.

    robin miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've just found out that they're edible . . . and the hunters are coming.

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LSD and 'shrooms. These guys are seeing sound and hearing colors.

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    #92

    Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look

    Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look

    wwarzach Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JJ Jameson turning out to BE Spider-Man is the greatest movie twist!

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do this with Transformers. They swap figures out of the boxes when they buy them, and then return them to the store. They get a more expensive figure for a fraction of the cost.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll say, "Oh, when I opened it, it was the wrong figure" because the shop can't prove that it wasn't, especially if it's a closed box.

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    #93

    My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged

    My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged

    byrnsie Report

    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, better to have extra bits than fewer ones...

    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s good, just in case if you lose some pieces ig

    Irene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would like extra pieces because I lose them all the time.

    #94

    If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3

    If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3

    Bunga_Dude Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers are all there. Maybe they thought it was too easy if they were all in order.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has a good-night book that lists 10 steps at the end for getting ready for bed. Cute, right? Except in its counting, it shows "8, turn off the light" and then "9, read your favorite book..." I always say them out of order because why would you list turning off the light BEFORE reading a book?!

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a puzzle, so what is the big deal. Teaches kids that numbers aren't always in one exact order.

    Juuli Seppänen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Deep blue" with number 4 is kinda odd color choice. :D

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    #95

    Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?

    Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the weird thing here is the earmuffs. Everything else is within the range of acceptable anatomical inaccuracy for a stuffed toy.

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adults who somehow think toys need to be realistic ...

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Lama'?!?!?! Honestly, some people!... It's clearly an alpaca!

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're adorable is what they are! Other than that I haven't a clue.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re kinda cute for all that they’re a bit strange looking

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    #96

    This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben

    This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you expect from knock-off Lego?

    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't even knock-off Lego. That's knock-off Mega Blocks.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, Ben "borrowed" Kevin's car. Does anyone else suddenly wish they made legos of Kevin from The Office?

    #97

    This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One

    This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't matter at all.

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noooo! Deceptive advertising! Sue them (if you're a true Amurican)

    corgi knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pls tell me your not serious is been a hard day and i cant tell

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    MikeInSociety (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s just all the venom stuck on the back of its mouth.

    #98

    My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle

    My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as there are two pieces left over, it doesn't look like it was ever intended to.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe these tiles are meant to make a cone Instead?

    HARRY KOPPERS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatcha get when you divide by 3 instead of 3.14

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about making a dome. And the "extra" pieces just mean making a steep dome or steeple, TWO of them.

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would if you put it together right. none of them are lined up evenly.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woinka woinka woinka woinka woinka woinka doodleeoop woinka woinka woinka

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    #99

    This Children’s Clock Toy

    This Children’s Clock Toy

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with it?

    K B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The block for six has five sides and the block for five has six sides

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    celeste hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see the 1, maybe mobius strip it hqws only onw side

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 has 4 sides, 5 has 6 sides, and 6 has 5 sides.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like 3 might have 3 sides, but 7 looks to be round!

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    #100

    This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly

    This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the pieces are missing. This is a commonly used Montessori math teaching tool.

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the problem is they are not sized correctly. The 2-2-6 is longer than 10 and the 4-4-1-1 is shorter than 10. So it looks like the numbers don't add up to 10.

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I believe the issue here is that the creators can count and add numbers together up to 10 but they can not read a measuring tape properly.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two 2 need to replace one 4 and it fits

    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does if you put them in the right place. Match the color instead of trying to fill the space.

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you just swap the 6 for the 4+1+1?

    #101

    Helping Your Child Count To 10… Backwards

    Helping Your Child Count To 10… Backwards

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been made in a country that reads right to left.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe the thought was most kids are right handed, start counting on the right hand

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter counting left-to-right or right-to-left? I don't think math cares.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you, but I normally count on my fingers with my palms towards me. These are either the backs of the hands or they have their arms crossed.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy to flip it, pieces are most likely coloured on both sides

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says you have to count starting with the right thumb? This is perfectly countable and makes it a little bit of a challenge for kids. Challenging the norm is a great way to really teach kids to think and use their brain.

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children don't need to do everything left to right. And neither do adults, actually.

    J C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when you count on your fingers, who starts with their pinky? Don't we usually start with our thumb? Maybe thats just me!

    #102

    The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy

    The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy

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    #103

    This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings

    This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings

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    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noooo! Return it to the store!

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