We've seen our share of crappy design, but store shelves are so abundant with them, there's always more to poke fun at. For example, toys. They're usually designed and made by adults, so you'd expect a considerable amount of consideration before manufacturing them, right? Well, not so much. Bored Panda has collected some of the most questionable toys to prove that some designers have no clue what they're doing.

From a doll head, used as an actual pony tail to a psychotic Elmo, it seems ridiculous someone actually greenlighted these ideas. We're pretty sure, however, that the employees who did had a 'long talk' with their bosses after the fact. Scroll down to check out what we mean and vote for the ones that made you cringe the most.

#1

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

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Sancha Fung
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it is just to show that while they may show happiness, they are sad inside.

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#3

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

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#4

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

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#5

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

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#6

My Four-Legged Duck

My Four-Legged Duck

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#7

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

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#8

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

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Phil.
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha that's a classic. That's why they sell t-shirts in Austria saying "No kangaroos in Austria"

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#9

Why ??

Why ??

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Though looks like very much intentionally done thing. But still I will drink from it.

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#11

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Alusair Alustriel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you try and undress him in the first place?! Don't do that! :D

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#12

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

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#13

This Fantastic Toy

This Fantastic Toy

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nanashi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true story: I had something like this as a kid (4/5yo) and I really thought that's what the male genitalia does (I can't ask then, culture thing). fast forward a year or so I had a dental emergency and my dad taking me to the dentist and decided to use his motorcycle so we can get there faster. I was so shocked I really thought he'd really would do the thing but I was even more shocked when he didn't bc I thought he didn't do it bc of my sake. what if the police stopped him for not putting the thing in the thing?? anyway, I learned the real thing soon after. I felt so stupid.

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#14

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

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Ani
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Elmo hugs back & so much more!" - Omg, is that really what is written over there :D :D :D Creepy ...

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#15

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

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Jenn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think that baby is going to shank someone.....!

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#16

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

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#17

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

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#19

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

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Miss MonMon
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks happy too.... he only comes once a year, after all.

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#20

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

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#21

Winnie The Pooh

Winnie The Pooh

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#22

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

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#23

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

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#24

Paw Concentration Camp

Paw Concentration Camp

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#25

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with this one. At least they were sane enough to keep the lengths in 'check'!

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#27

What

What

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Andrew Gibb
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I was wondering if web just came from Spiderman's hands

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#28

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

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#29

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

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#30

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

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#31

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

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#32

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

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#33

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

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#34

Harry, You Look So Real!

Harry, You Look So Real!

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#35

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

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#36

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

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#37

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby is not going to know, but you may giggle yourself to death

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#38

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

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Shane Allon
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Scissoring with Wonder woman. Now its possible!!!!

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#39

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

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#40

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

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Cashew
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American idea, chinese production, latin buyers.

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#41

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think someone is doing this deliberately. 4th such balloon, can't be co-incidence.

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#42

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

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#43

Children's Or Adult Toy?

Children's Or Adult Toy?

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#44

This Creepy Teddy Bear

This Creepy Teddy Bear

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#47

Great Find At Target Tonight

Great Find At Target Tonight

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Sancha Fung
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could also go in the misleading packaging post https://www.boredpanda.com/misleading-packaging-design/

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#48

The New Star War Movie Toys Are Starting To Get Out Of Hand

The New Star War Movie Toys Are Starting To Get Out Of Hand

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Mont
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just realized that this was Mr. Miyagi's face on Yoda's body.

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#49

Who Greenlighted This Toy?

Who Greenlighted This Toy?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This toy is for very small kids, for them there's nothing wrong with this. Also, if not for this post, and I had seen this toy somewhere, honestly I would have not thought anything negative otherwise.

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#50

This Squishy Toy's Eyes Fell Off But He Came With Back Ups

This Squishy Toy's Eyes Fell Off But He Came With Back Ups

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