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Bragging is a part of life. Even saying you never do it is probably more of a humblebrag than a true statement. Research shows that women, young people, and those with a higher education tend to brag more online. And we can shame them all we want, but we have to admit: some show-offs do it in pretty hilarious ways.

Some people come up with fake stories so ridiculous, that the Internet has no other choice but to share them and laugh. The Instagram page Totally True Story collects such instances and pokes some good-natured fun at the Internet's peacocks.

So, if you're looking to have a laugh at some 100% true stories that no doubt have happened, scroll down and see what these big-timers have come up with!

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#1

Text post from kaynanarie sharing a totally true story about a religious aunt and a blessed cross encounter.

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G A
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good. Can't stand the sanctimonious religious.

Royal Stray
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean this could have happened if both of them have humor and were tired af of the aunt

Lotekguy
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would really like for this to be true and to be repeated many times in many places.

Asmodeus Hare
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did it but my dad did not since it was his sister that tried

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Mike F
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha!

Earonn -
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this supposed to be fake?

Jane Doe
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t unbelievable. This is people sick of her c**p.

Doug Moyer
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's be honest - I would do the same thing...

Chilli
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could happen easily

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    #2

    Text message conversation revealing an accidental coming out story, one of the totally true stories that happened recently.

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    Dragons Exist
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only one on the list that actually sounds true, given that this is Tumblr

    Nina
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I have seen this one before, and not in a context that it would be fake

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    Susannah Dean
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were the hero you needed all along!

    Deta Rossiter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is almost believeable though

    CD Mills
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the bandaid is off now.

    Just off the Goat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean there is no heaven either?

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    Chilli
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could also easily happen

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that was one of the easier "coming out" experiences. Subtle and honest.

    chunky hoey
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bestie is gay so I decided to leave the church after 5 years. My family just my family. I left for myself even I'm straight. I know they think I'm gay anyway. No need to prove. My parents aren't here anymore and I still couldn't tell my late mum that Jon is gay. Funny thing is if my parents are still here they still thinks he's my toyboy bf. The rest of my family knows he's gay.

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    #3

    Text screenshot showing a walking downtown encounter described in totally true stories that happened, highlighting an unusual street comment.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you'll probably want to omit that line on your Tinder profile. 😂😂

    Beak Hookage
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some guys staring at me in public and one said "hey" to get my attention and I'm like oh great here it comes. But what he said was "We LOVE your t-shirt!" I was wearing my Monkey Island tee. They weren't creeps - they were just nerds!

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is more like a "tigercall" than a "catcall"

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should have whispered "do you have an offer?"

    chunky hoey
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family worried when I walked home from work in crazy hours at nights. A delivery driver works for my family says once," Think she could do more serious damaged to the other person most likely!" Thanks is true.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people say I'm scary or intimidating; I've worked hard to come across that way

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah, now This is a compliment ❤️🤣❤️

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is better than ur pretty but it's a nice compliment

    Kalevra
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet if he called you beautiful youd take it as an insult. ffs

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    #4

    A salt line on a pathway to a door with a story about a pizza delivery avoiding crossing it in these totally true stories.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above: Pizza guy is a slug demon who knows these people are crazy

    Deborah B
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a pizza delivery person, and the people you deliver to are in a salt circle and try to get you to come right to the door.... this looks like the start of a horror movie, where they pull you inside and murder you as a human sacrifice in an attempt to summon a portal to hell. Do not cross the line of salt.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza man is a slug ftw.

    Chris the Bobcat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to deliver for Domino's. One time, the door opened and I saw a Klingon Empire flag over their living room sofa, so I greeted them by saying "Qapla'". I got a big tip.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came across an old 'magic circle' in the woods. I walked around it. I still don't know why.

    Tabitha
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several times later the theory: OP lives in New Orleans and pizza guy is very aware of voodoo and the meaning of a line of salt.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate theory: Pizza guy thought it was rat poison and didn’t want to go near an infested house.

    Oops
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is the devil and delivered a pizza as hot as hell.

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    #5

    Alt text: Humorous story about a grade 8 PowerPoint presentation on whooping cough that made the presenter laugh nonstop.

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    •XxWillowxX•
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok,… im gonna be honest… that would be me

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too lol I actually did a presentation on high school, and I couldn't stop laughing when mentioning that Attila the Hun died of a nosebleed. That was hilarious to me for some reason

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, I laughed and I didn't see it.

    chunky hoey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be unexpected comedy. Laughing to yourself loudly.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of humor - I would have laughed out loud with you....

    Chilli
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is hilarious tho

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i too, am my favoirte audience.

    Lyone Fein
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I think it’s funny too.

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    #6

    Screenshot of a funny totally true story about an ex getting banned from Target and caught by security.

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    Rick Seiden
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of the point of this whole post, isn't it?

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    Dragons Exist
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild jump from "Target security guard kicks out my ex" to "I've been married to the Target security guard for 3 years"

    Mreoww
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Married for 3 years” 😂

    Subaru645
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened yesterday…and they’ve been married for how long?

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    Kalevra
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to call BS but a d****e bag punching someone over Pop Tarts seems like it fits in this current society.

    SleepyVampire
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of fancy Target has security guards that show up when you yell SECURITY??

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of Target has anyone that shows up anywhere?

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    Orion Red
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my old boss was married to the night guard. she worked crazy hours and would ask for an escort to her car.

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    #7

    Text post describing a bizarre true story involving trading raw honey, a parakeet's corpse, and an antique cello.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the necklace made of parakeet bones

    Dragons Exist
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I want to know why someone would want one bad enough to fix an antique cello for it

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    Jalunney
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    4 months ago

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    LovesBerk
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, not buying into this story. Too weird.

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know how she's getting the bones.

    kansasmagic
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a f*****g amazing juggler to get paid in antique cellos.

    SourQueen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The antique cello was fixed for her. She already owed it... apparently.

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    Lyone Fein
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kind of economy. No taxation involved.

    Tabitha
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s all the reason you learned how to juggle in the first place.

    Kim Kermes
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More liv3s should be this way

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that I don't want to know what he did with the rest of the parakeet.

    Pyla
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Budgerigar in Australian Aboriginal language means good to eat or tasty. I hope that’s right, read in my Cyril Rogers book on budgies.

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    EJN
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Return to barter system; a thankful rejection of capitalism!

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    #8

    Photo of a man with his arm around two people, illustrating a totally true story about Captain America's dad.

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    Kenneth Smith
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually possibly legit. No way to know if she's his patient for sure, but the facts check out.

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The facts check out, but I'm sus about the person just happening to casually mention that to their dentist. Like the facts are true, but the rest of it is just a bit perfect.

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    Deta Rossiter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% legit. just a google search. https://people.com/all-about-chris-evans-parents-siblings-7502694

    Roni Stone
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Chris Evans with his mom, Lisa, and his dad, Robert - who is, indeed, a dentist. At least according to Wikipedia. Now whether he was OP's dentist is unnown.

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shields they put in your mouth for certain procedures should have the emblem printed on them.

    Apatheist Account2
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first girlfriend's dentist was Anneka Rice's father, so I'm told.

    turk
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the late 80s, I went to a dentist that had all kinds of Liberace memorabilia, including a lot of pictures of the two of them together. My mom was panicked over AIDs and never took me back there.

    Max Fox
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are at least two dozen people with PhD's whose PhD advisor was Tom Hanks's brother, Larry, and likely hundreds to thousands of students who were taught by Larry.

    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to know the doctor that delivered Loki as a baby.

    Brendon Nash
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has nice teeth

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    #9

    Text post about a true story from Disneyland where a little girl dressed as Thor stands up confidently in a fighting stance.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏👏👏👏👏

    Asmodeus Hare
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real or fake I do not care. I love it

    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get when you unwantingly comment on other’s life choices.

    CD Mills
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this one is true! Tomboys rock!

    Samantha H
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally loathe that expression

    Lyoness
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is true it's awesome.

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'd seen that I would've, for the moment at least, rhought I really was at the happiest place on Earth.

    Gracie Mae
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and who wouldn't have lol'd at that?! sometimes it needs to be said, even if it's by a kid

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    #10

    Text story about punching a guy for making offensive jokes, shared as part of true stories that happened with a coffee background.

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    Family's_disappointment
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once did that to a person. The only difference is that you punched, but I slapped (in public - we're at a birthday celebration). Because honestly a slap is far more humiliating than a punch. And I wanted to humiliate him more than hurt him. (P.s. I really, like genuinely believe public humiliation is far worse than a pain given in private)

    Robert T
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realise Will Smith had an account on here. ;-)

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have gone for the throatchop. You cannot tell séxual asŝaúlt/râpe jokes, when you cannot breathe.

    Moving Enigma
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have aimed a lot lower, faces are bony and hard to punch whereas "the danglers" are more like a pair of those punching balls. (This is if you haven't gone for "Family's" slap)

    Chilli
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could easily happe

    Earonn -
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, why should this be fake? I've done that ( a long time ago but hopefully the cvnt learnt his lesson to this day ).

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job educating that idiot!

    Confused Capybara
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have at least thought of a good joke to give the fake d o u c h e...

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    #11

    Tweet and story about a burglar surprising a college student in a totally true story with funny and chaotic good moments.

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    Uncle Panda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next day, his neighbors asked why he has all their stuff.

    Saphyre Fyre
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Receiving other peoples' stolen goods isn't alright.

    Krd
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically true. But this seems to be a robin hood situation. Plus who knows, maybe the stuff he gave wasn't stolen, but just stuff he and his buddies had laying around.

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    StPaul9
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It fell off the back of a truck at midnight, OK?

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one sounds believable. Not sure why, but it just does.

    Lyone Fein
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a microwave too, bro.

    Richienotsorich
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin Hood! Or Robbing in the 'Hood!

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.....I did NOT see that coming. That's beautiful!

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    #12

    Screenshot of a social media post about an annoying landlord and a petty dog whistle revenge in totally true stories.

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    Pengie
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all fake. Did you not read the beginning of the article?

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    Lady Eowyn
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to downvote because of the toll this would take on the dog.

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    #13

    Text post about a funny encounter in Wyoming, shared as part of totally true stories that happened.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think there were enough people in Wyoming that two people could accidentally meet

    Inigo Montoya
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0.1 % of the USA population, yet they control 2% of the Senate. Meanwhile, California is almost 12% of USA and has that same 2% representation .

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    James Twong
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a Scottish, Welsh or Irish accent?

    Sarah
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely wouldn’t have been an Irish one . We’re not British

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    Linn
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂🥰👍😎

    Steve
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah...Wyoming. Where men are men, and the sheep run scared.

    EJN
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applause!!! Bloody impressive of you!

    LovesBerk
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was The Redcoats are coming.

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    #14

    Alt text: A funny, true story about a little girl surprising a church congregation by distributing oranges from her coat during mass.

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    Lyone Fein
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone in a church understands Jesus’ message!

    Asmodeus Hare
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real or not this would be within possibility with the nieces i had.

    Gracie Mae
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids can be so awesomely, comically unpredictable!

    Brendon Nash
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing wish I could have been there.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 LOL sh'e like Robin Hood!

    GalPalAl
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beet red is a color. Beat red means the color of the skin after being beaten, just fyi

    #15

    Text post sharing a funny customer voice story, part of totally true stories that 100% happened.

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    Colleen Glim
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to retail. “You fecking son of a… *spins around* Yes sir. How can I help you on this lovely day *while smiling sweetly*

    Jihana
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the reason why I could NEVER work in retail. I just don't have the patience or self control for that.

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    DawnoftheDead
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. I have a whole persona I use when Im serving tables. Once I clock out,I'm back to being an introvert

    Janette Parker
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before every phone call: Oh ffs, what do you effing want now...Answering: Good morning, how may I help you...

    Melinda Flick
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that on the phone. Good and professional while the other person was there. NOT the moment they were gone.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when I talk to relatives I get, "Don't use your teacher voice on me!!"

    Brendon Nash
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retail is tough.

    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ghetto me and my Harvard PR voice...

    Bubblebee
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American retail culture is weird as hell.. I've never met or seen this fake "retail voice" anywhere else, ever.

    #16

    Text conversation about calling Starbucks in a funny voice, a totally true story that happened, showing a humorous interaction on the phone.

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    chunky hoey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a laugh are we. WTAF play along why not.

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    #17

    Text post sharing a totally true story about a humorous encounter with cops while shaving legs at a friend's house.

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    Stephanie W
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. This is funny as s**t

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn’t happen. As a former police officer, if you’re searching a house you would gather up everyone, and not leave someone somewhere where there are potential weapons, or whatever you’re searching for, and whether they could also be involved in whatever crime brings you to the premises in the first place.

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    Rick Murray
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the place I work was having major renovations, I got assigned cleaning the portapotty (I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, to be honest). So I go in there with a mop and bucket and pack of bog rolls and open the door, to find one of the builders with a magazine and furiously cranking his joystick. I can't read what looks like Polish but it's pretty obviously not naked girls. He looks at me in something resembling terror. After a few seconds I pull the door partly closed, point at the lock, and suggest he might want to use it in the future. Then I went and made myself a tea because I figured he'd be a while.

    Rick Murray
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and working in a nursing home apparently you're supposed to knock before entering the linen closet, lest you upset the two (female) nurses half undressed snogging each other. I rolled my eyes, mumbled something about the cute ones always being taken, grabbed the towel I went there for, and left.

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    Uncle Panda
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I randomly snatched open a door in Home Depot's door aisle to find an HD employee hiding behind it. Before shame could set in for either of us, I quickly closed the door and walked away.

    KnightOwl86
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you be shaving your legs in your friend's bathroom? Unless you live there that's just weird.

    Tropical Tarot
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could be spending the night or going to the beach or going out.

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    #18

    Screenshot of a funny story from a social media post about a boy’s witty reply, included in true stories collection.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like most of these, amusing even if not true.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most stories on the Internet are fake. You must like them, your still reading them. They may be fake, but you got a admit, they're funny! A little humor can go a long way!

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    Lyone Fein
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a 7 year old know that song?

    Fairybaby
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i knew it at 7 and introduced my brother to it way b4 he was 7

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    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, I lived in a trailer park. Across the way, lived a family with two boys around 6, & 9 yo. I was sitting on my deck, when the oldest comes out with the trash. As he was dragging the bag to the trash can, it broke. Most of the trash leaving a trail. He goes in, and a few minutes later, mom comes out. She sees the trail, yells at the boy to get out there, and pick it up, if he doesn't she's going to take the spatula to his a$$! Boy, comes out, starts to pick it up. He stops, goes to the door, and says; Mom! I guess you're going to have to take the spatula to my a$$, because I'm not going to pick it up! Obviously, mom must not spank to hard!

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually, totally see my niece doing this! Except she would be singing in Spanglish!

    Rick Seiden
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Billy Joel fan here. I don't think the author got the kid's song right. We Didn't Start the Fire is not a song that follows any logical lyrical path. It's just names and events that mostly happened decades before a 7 year old would be born. The kid must have been singing something else.

    James Rose
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night a saw part 2 of the Billy Joel documentary. It sems school children were taught history by teaching them that song.

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    #19

    Text story about a childhood concert experience backstage with Chemical Romance, a true story that happened.

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    DaisyBee
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And then years later, I ran into him when he ran into a bookstore to escape paparazzi and he remembered me and now we’re in love”

    Chilli
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then I was sold to one direction

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one that totally rings true (at least to moi). I think these are stories that people question, not that all are untrue.

    Johnnynatfan
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    4 months ago

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    I would not brag about meeting them that band sucks

    #20

    Text post describing a man rolling a cigarette under a streetlight that turns off and on, a true story moment.

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    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're bullshíttíng.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acid will do that to you. Not that I have ever done it. Just been told about it... yeah.

    Oerff On Tour
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what you've been smoking, but I'll have some

    Nosirrow
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was watching Bunty and Babli film. They were about to rob a store, Bunty said, 'Turn off the light' (or sth like that) and the power went off in my flat. The coincidence was funny, but I also live in a village that's prone to power loss.

    #21

    Text post about accidentally driving to Norway and staying for dinner, one of many totally true stories that happened.

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    michael Chock
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to drive an extra hour on the interstate through Wyoming US, because I missed my exit and that's how far the next one was.

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    Inigo Montoya
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a record baby, right round, round round

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    kissmychakram
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is almost as if they were staying near a border.

    Paul Jayne
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. I can drive for weeks and not leave my country (Aussie here).

    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ross Noble, an English comedian, is married to an Australian. He said that he was outside his then-girlfriend's house about to set off on a road trip to visit her parents'. He put the destination in the sat-nav and the voice said "At the end of the street turn left and continue on for three weeks".

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    les
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm guessing they were staying in sweden or else borrowed a lotus from james bond

    Judy Reynolds
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American states are so little! I live in Ontario, Canada.

    Max Fox
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, Norway is larger than all states except Alaska, Texas, California, and Montana, while Sweden, which has the longest border with Norway (more than 1,000 miles), is around the size of California. The combined land mass of Scandinavia is close to that of the entire West Coast + Nevada. If this idiot was in Oslo, Norway, and decided to drive north, they'd still be in Norway two days later.

    Leonard Henderson
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could drive until I ran out of petrol from a full tank, and still be in my state.

    Beth H
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha in Texas you can miss an exit and still be in Texas 14 hours later

    Janelle Collard
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In California, it takes 12 - 16 hours from north to south, depending on the route.

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    Summer Flees
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    4 months ago

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    I don't like it when people abuse the name of Jesus Christ. I hereby confess him as my Lord and Saviour. If I'm abused for that then I guess I'm on Jesus' team.

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    #22

    Tweet about a funny true story of a dad racing to Walmart and getting a police escort after speeding.

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    Motivated sloth
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t the first one of these stories the daughter racing her dad to a pizza place for dinner? I mean, making it up is ridiculous to begin with but being the person that steals the other persons bs has to be worse.

    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, was going to say I remember this one differently.

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    Cydney Golden
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure put lives at risk for Walmart.

    Woof Yo
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My imagination does not paint a pretty picture of these People of Walmart

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escort to jail, when he gets caught running from them!

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    #23

    Blind professor story about lights off during exam, highlighting unique aspects of disabled life in totally true stories.

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    NJ P
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you just ask to turn on the lights?

    Jaya
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a shy person like me, we'd rather struggle in the dark than have to ask for the lights to be turned on, asking things is way too assertive ;)

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    AC
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he know the lights were off

    rorschach-penguin
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because he always left them off and he didn't hear OP go near the light switch? Also very few people are actually 100% blind; most blind people have fuzzy light perception. Like they can distinguish a white car from a black car as a giant white blob.

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    Judy Reynolds
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer dimmer light than a lot of people. Eg, the grocery store is far too bright. So if there was a window, that would have been enough light.

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 18% of legally blind people are completely blind. Ann Sullivan (Helen Keller's teacher) was also visually impaired - lost her sight in both eyes at 19, but regained partial vision after a series of operations.

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine was asked by another mutual friend to have a look at her PC as something was wrong with it. He got to her house, realised his mistake, then returned home to pick up a monitor so he could see what was going on. As a blind person, she didn't have a monitor.

    Roy Broadfield
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she use her PC without a monitor?

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    #24

    Text post showing a funny 'Totally True Stories' icebreaker about fearing bears in a college sociology class.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abnormal psychology?

    Inigo Montoya
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a banana in my ear to keep bears away. Never been attacked once.

    Tabitha
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t a banana in your ear be more effective on monkeys than bears?

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    chunky hoey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the bear dodgy the traffics without stopping then it is an hour.

    #25

    Text conversation sharing a totally true story about a mom overreacting by canceling a trip and accusing of selling documents.

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    Asmodeus Hare
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom abducted me from work one night to go to Disney when I told her I could not go because I had work in the next day.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom, is a saint compared to mine. Mine, was a brutal monster, and that's the nice way to describe her. Luckily, she's burning in hell where she belongs.

    Nosirrow
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mothers are the worst. Mine insisted I'm anorexic for 20 years bc I didn't like her horrible cooking. At 11, I had to take a syrup for appetite. But the foods I liked were deemed too expensive. Her sweets a*******n wasn't too expensive, strangely.

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    #26

    Text post about a funny sleep-talking story involving algebra and a humorous definition of polynomial in true stories.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex does the sleep-talking thing. One time he was asleep and I was awake, and he started talking about a magical pen that he claimed to own. We ended up having a very long conversation about this alleged magic pen. When he woke up later, he didn't remember any of the conversation XD

    Gunný Petersen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a legionaire veteran and he talks alot in his sleep but oh how I wish I knew French because it goes on for hours😅😅😅

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    Lowrider 56
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I did the sleep talking too along with getting violent in my sleep. My wife would tell me about it, but I dont remember any of it. I have PTSD, after I started getting treatment for it I rarely do it.

    Mimi M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she wasn't on the receiving end, glad you got treatment.

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    CD Mills
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late husband sort of talked in his sleep. He only ever said, 'yes', 'no', or laughed a little. No grand speeches, no nightmare screams, just yes, no, or hehe. It was just one of them when he did it, never all of them in one night.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my mom, could find out anything I had been up to. And, I was up to A Lot!

    Pixie T
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my mother and my sister talk in their sleep. When we still lived at home I'd often hear them having weird conversations with each other whilst asleep. One would say something odd and the other would reply. Now I get to listen to my girlfriend talk In her sleep which is amazing because she's originally from Russia so speaks Russian. Moved to Israel aged 8 so speaks Hebrew and learnt English in her teens then moved here 16 years ago. I'd love to know what she dreams because when she talks it varies on which language it is.

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    #27

    Funny text post about a mom’s prank with holy water, part of totally true stories that happened shared online.

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    Janelle Collard
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom has a great sense of humor. :)

    Rodriquez
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a bit dim Janelle aren't you. These are screenshots copied from another site and even those are screenshots. Also, this is a list of stories that most likely didn't happen.

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    Jane Hower
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, mom is a jerk. To disrupt a church service that way is despicable.

    chunky hoey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Christians are evil anyway.

    Laura Lawson
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you doing in church if your mom & you obviously done believe? Not a Christian AT ALL, my point is if you're going to make up a story at least make it somewhat believable.

    Brendon Nash
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the humor

    #28

    Text post exchange about a cute new neighbor learning to make pancakes, fitting totally true stories content.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    4 months ago

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    Why does he need your number. He's your neighbor.

    Justin Rogers
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you have your neighbors number? I like all my neighbors and even the ones I don't like I still have their number for emergencies. Not walking a half mile to talk to them. I didn't have new neighbors number and we were under fire evacuation. I brought their animals to my pasture and ready to load up as helicopters dumped water. They had no idea or help. We're all on this rock together. Love thy neighbor

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    #29

    Text post describing a true story about coming out as trans in a gay-friendly church setting.

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    Melinda Flick
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy moly, the WRONG place for her to be a B!

    Chilli
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AGAIN, could happen

    WindySwede
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a threat from dear mom?

    #30

    Text story about a golden friendship where a friend defends against a teacher's teasing in totally true stories.

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    NEMESIS
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are any of you really so gullible that you believe these posts???

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We read them for what they are: entertainment. Doesn't have to be any deeper than that.

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    Nosirrow
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers are like that. Cruel, bossy, just want to feel superior by unfairly criticising those who can't talk back bc it's rude. I became a teacher to prove it can be done differently and I can be better than my teachers.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "teacher" needs to find a new profession

    #31

    Screenshot of a Tumblr post sharing a true story with captions about a 13-year-old calling out insults on Xbox Live.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I weirdly heard teenage boys talking a lot like this in Townsville qld - I pretended not to listen but also couldn’t stop as it was the complete opposite of what kids in my day that age (2001) would say and think, refreshing as.

    The Queen of France
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a T’ville native? I lived there for 5 years and I miss it.

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    Nikki Spears Gross
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece, who was 14 years old, is the youngest of 6 kids (1 boy, 5 girls mixed family) her older sister had just come out as non-binary. Niece was on Xbox Live and there was a little asshōle talking s**t, she told him that "even if he was Bi that he still wouldn't be able to get anyone to date him"... Burn!!!

    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped using "that's gay" as an insult the day I said it to my gay brother... his raised eyebrow did all the talking needed.

    turk
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is noone more racist, homophobic, misogynistic, and has more s*x stories about your mom than pre-teens on XBox Live.

    Chilli
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could happen. 12 year olds on voice chats are a******s a lot of the time

    Ugh, do I have to?
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    4 months ago (edited)

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    Best brother ever, never tattle when he's playing video games! (edit: oh wait, I forgot that these stories are fake :( )

    Bored Trash Panda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could believe this one, because it sounds like something my kid (12) would say to their friends on xbox live. They actually have called some of them out for their homophobic bs.

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    #32

    Text post sharing a totally true story of a lawyer helping a client divorce her cheating husband, her ex-boyfriend.

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    Jalunney
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    4 months ago

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    Spidercat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Ripping someone off legally is perfectly legal. It's only a problem if you rip them off illegally. Luckily, any decent lawyer knows how to circumvent the law so no worries.

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    rorschach-penguin
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is either made up or this person is going to get sanctioned by the bar for a raging conflict of interest. I'm going with made up, because the second her name appeared on the paperwork he would have told his own lawyer.

    Bi.Felicia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible that since they have broken up, lawyer lady may have changed her name or got married. So the guy might not know but he will as soon as he sees her in court.

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    Eliza
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone call you a nerd say im not a nerd im just smarter than you

    KieLeaHar
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh pretty sure this is a conflict of interest and you can’t represent that woman. Fun story though. 😎

    Mythical Gem
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you could be that successful as a lawyer considering you were STILL in school 5 years ago. Most people would thankful that he was honest enough to tell you the truth vs cheated on you while you were busy studying, and it's not you divorsing hime right now .Try for a more realistic joke next time.

    chunky hoey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma is a real b***h. A sweet one here.

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    #33

    Text post about an intimidating middle-class family staring at someone for putting mac and cheese on a baguette.

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    Rick Murray
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mac and cheese on a baguette? Why is this weird? It's like a posh version of spaghetti hoops on toast.

    Gracie Mae
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weird is in the eye of the beholder--I like potato sald sandwiches

    TheElderNom
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guy I lived in the same dorm with would eat leftover pizza on bread like a sandwich, so slice of bread, butter and then cold pizza on top.

    Amanda Fondaumiere
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah i could put just about anything on a Panera baguette too. 💕

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    #34

    Text story about a boy who stole a dog as an excuse to get a phone number in totally true stories collection.

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    PhaseWitFact
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how a lot of people ended up dating before the Internet.

    Beak Hookage
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well gosh, my parents just met at a party!

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    Amanda Reinstatler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how to feel about this....

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that a plot line from some movie with David Spade?

    Pollywog
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like David Spade's character in the movie "Lost and Found".

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling this sociopath ick is a bit extreme

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    #36

    Tumblr conversation sharing a totally true story about fan fiction and marriage from unexpected discoveries.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you were stalked and captured.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he probably couldn't have posted if he was chained to the basement wall, so

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've written way too many stories and fanfics and now I know why. To finally write 1 perfect story about my past, disguised as a fanfic. It's so great. Perfect.

    #37

    Text post describing a totally true story of a surprising encounter at a nightclub with a biology teacher.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, take a frigging breath! Ten 'and's in one sentence?

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd go to the home of a stranger whose face you haven't even looked at? Dateline episode just waiting to happen

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish he would have been OPs grammer teacher

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all the years that I worked as a nightclub bouncer in numerous clubs I can honestly say that as dark as some of them were, not once was it so dark that it was impossible to see other people. There is no way that a teacher and his student could be dancing that close and not be able to recognise each other.

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    Mimi M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is extremely funny. Hope it was college, not HS.

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    #38

    Text story of a true event showing a humorous encounter and roast from the President, fitting totally true stories theme.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    President Obama roasted a cheating "businessman" at a White House Correspondents dinner. It didn't end well.

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when we had a real, classy, dignified but still cool President, and not the embarassment we have now

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another president i know could have made you a presidential aide, or sent you off to Russia

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have asked him how Guantanamo Bay was going. That would have shut him up.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse...

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    3 months ago

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    Obama is a POS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lyone Fein
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    4 months ago

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    Obama was always trying to one-up his guests and visitors. It was like a psychological tick. Not a good look for the most powerful man on earth.

    Tabitha
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he sure beats the hell out of the deranged idiot p e d o we have in the White House now.

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    #39

    Chalk pastel drawing of a banana with a cherry on top, creating a humorous still life fruit artwork.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed. I don't think I could manage a stick man holding a stick banana with a dot for a cherry.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would frame that one and put it on my living room wall.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shading on that cherry is pretty dope.

    #40

    Text post of a totally true story about someone yelling for shrimp at a restaurant despite a seafood allergy.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a severe shrimp allergy years ago. A few months ago I ate shrimp by mistake (in some supermarket sushi that wasn't labeled clearly) and had no reaction. The human body is weird. But I do know that if I test it again, I'm going to be verrry careful, just in case that one time re-sensitized me.

    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend commented to his mother that he liked to eat nuts because of how they made his tongue tingle. Turns out he has a nut allergy.

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    #42

    Person in kitchen holding broccoli with a happy expression, illustrating a funny totally true story moment.

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    Megalodon Meg
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't most grocery stores sell flowers?

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they also are overpriced and expensive. oh and they die.

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    Lost Penny
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of you paid for that broccoli, correct?

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture looks so unnatural it's both unnerving and funny

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so happy with that 🤣❤️🤣

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that pic is AI we are all screwed. There's even a spot on her shirt. Dayum.

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    #43

    Text post describing a funny and heartwarming true story about a family vacation and a pizza delivery.

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    #44

    Text post humor about a protective dad and a mix-up involving fruit snacks, from a collection of true stories.

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    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that the bathroom is even more sacrosanct than the confessional at church?

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently this father has nothing left but those fruit snacks

    G A
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    4 months ago

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    Why does he keep them in the BATHROOM?

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought she had took one into the bathroom and was hiding there to eat it.

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    #45

    Text message about a hospital worker who left a dead body unattended to avoid using the elevator, a true story shared online.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a better solution than taking the elevator after chucking the body down the stairs.

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you just gave this story the only moral it ever needed

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    =._.=
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    d**n i woulda just found the highest window and change my major to physics

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    #47

    Text post describing a true story about students hiding phones at school despite a no-phone rule, showing cooperation.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they all hugged and clapped once the threat had passed.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another BS story. SHES COMING BUT U HAVE TIME TO TAPE IT TO YOUR CHAIR

    #48

    Screenshot of a totally true story about lying about age in World of Warcraft leading to college acceptance.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not everyone finishes high school at 18, there's quite a lot of variation in age. So OP could have just said they were still in their last year of high school, and if questioned about it, a much easier lie would be "Oh yeah, I started primary school a year later than other kids".

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have finished at 18 but got pushed up a grade thanks to copiously studying my brother's homework all the time (I was that child) so finished at 17.

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    Deta Rossiter
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    4 months ago

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    so you get admitted without producing the correct paperwork? Explains so much about the uS

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... you can actually be enrolled in High School AND college at the same time. It's literally called "dual enrollment". A lot of kids do this to save money on college because you can achieve your associates (2 year) degree for free, because High School students are given a free education. Hope this helps and you stop being instantly critical of other people's success!

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    #49

    Text post about a friend sending celebrity crush photos causing a hospital heart rate reaction in true stories.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, just had to do a 24h heart- and pulse monitoring. I talked to my bf on the phone abt some shittyy tourists that behaved like animals on the bus and got all fired up. Then it dawned on me that the docs will now have to wonder why my results are suddenly so fuckked up in a matter of minutes 😳😬🙈

    Ace
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all. They won't care why it went up but will be interested in how long it took t go back down,

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    Saeyoul Akiyune
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone would do this to me :( 'Course, I'm a K-Pop-drama fan, soo...But still...

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine getting a blood pressure spike over someone you have never met.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens more than you think. Like, for an easy example, road rage.

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    Stygtand
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago i was admitted to the hospital because of an irregular heart rhythm. It was very late and i went over to the sink to brush my teeth. In the middle of brushing a nurse comes running. Turns out the heart monitor clocked my heart rate at 200bpm .

    #50

    Screenshot of a funny Tumblr post with a joke about a doctor saying someone can live to 100, related to totally true stories.

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    #51

    Text post about a student loudly comparing Hurricane Maria and 9/11 during class, an example of totally true stories.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less people care about Hurricane Maria than 9/11 because the former was weather and the latter was a purposeful terrorist attack, this is just peak Tumblr stupidity

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what his beets are.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope people learnt to evacuate regardless of what they're told. Those in the South Tower were told to go back. So horrible.

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    #52

    Text post about a true story where a friend called the police for help and ended up flirting with the officer.

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    sh30joy
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. Supposedly she wasted police resources, & he behaved inappropriately. But it's not true anyway.

    #53

    Text conversation sharing a funny totally true story about a hickey causing trouble for a Marine in uniform.

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    Byron Black
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got indicted for that, actually, during an anti-VN War protest in Fresno. "Destruction of United States Government Property": while all the onlookers and media expected me to destroy it or burn it, I ate my draft card with catsup on it. It was the same draft card that Mohammad Ali had signed at a protest in Century City some time before. The maximum sentence could have been a five'n'dime but I squirted out of the country, and charges were dropped seven years later. I actually offered to give them back the card after it had been processed inside of me but they declined the offer insolently.

    #55

    Patient shares a hospital story about anesthesia, confusion, and a nurse using a rubber glove as comfort in a true story.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better living through chemistry.

    =._.=
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how I want to live my life

    #56

    Text story about a nurse and patient interaction included in totally true stories with new pics collection.

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    #57

    Text post sharing a totally true story of a dad's dramatic coffee dad joke, featured in totally true stories.

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    Poppy
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old joke, I heard Monty Python tell it in a live show in the 1980's

    Ace
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, usually in reference to American beer.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But isnt coffee just flavored water?

    vvryr4q4zj
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    monty python...aussies, drinking fosters, discussing american beer

    megamarkd
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty Python is British and Aussies don't drink Fosters, we sell it to fools overseas.

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    #58

    Screenshot of a funny and totally true story from a text post about a Walmart cashier comforting a customer.

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    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still does not beat the guy i saw buying Tomato Juice and a new Toilet brush at 7.30 am on a saturday morning

    #60

    Text conversation sharing a totally true story about a teacher with a monobrow interacting humorously with a student.

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    G A
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him if he has mononucleo...oh, you know.

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    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him how his brother Major Monogram is doing

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    Bi.Felicia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to call it a unibrow.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing so hard I’m choking

    #61

    A funny story post about confessing to a crush, featured in a collection of totally true stories with new pics.

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    #62

    Screenshot of a humorous text post sharing a totally true story about a funny misunderstanding with music and video games.

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    #63

    Text conversation about drinking a shady Mexican Coke bottle with the original recipe, featured in totally true stories.

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    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexican Coke doesn't have coc aine, just lots of cane sugar

    Ace
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly it does not have High Fructose Corn Syrup. I used to get really bad heartburn in all-day meetings in the US 'cos they kept bringing in soft drinks all day; only once I realised it was the HFCS in the drinks did I get better.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Coca-Cola anywhere has c*****e. It was a minute amount and in the formula very briefly. Mexican Coke has cane sugar, US has high fructose corn syrup.

    #64

    Alt text: Text story about a unique relationship moment from true stories that 100% happened shared online.

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    Family's_disappointment
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so cute 🥰🥰🥰. Just made my single life even worse than it was before (sarcastically speaking)

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I would sh!t out every inch of my digestive tract if I ate 35 cups of diet pudding in one sitting XD

    #65

    Text post describing a funny and embarrassing story involving a Japanese exchange student in a math class, part of true stories.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Notice me senpai" is a meme that originates from anime (Japanese animation.) "Senpai" is an honorific term for someone who is "above" you, either socially, or older than you, or in a further year of school than you are, or a higher position at your employer, etc. Basically saying "notice me senpai" is a trope/meme meaning you want to be noticed/acknowledged by someone who is senior to them.

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    #66

    Text post about a camera operator’s funny true story at a music festival, part of totally true stories collection.

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    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Secret Service moved to the side and politely let him through.

    Mel Wing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really happened. I was the camera.

    #67

    Text story about a coming out moment involving pizza and family reactions from totally true stories that happened.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read 'came out as lesbian to the family' and thought it was an official title. Then I read the rest and now I think I was right.

    #68

    Text story about a tractor battery theft, a note promising repayment, and a surprising twist in true stories that happened.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't sell everything I own for the price of superbowl tickets.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they could sell the house too they might manage it.

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    Sally Moen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a complicated way to burgle a person's house

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially a farmer……who are notoriously poor.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this story from a cartoon, from the 60s or 80s or something.

    Ursula S.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urban myth with it being tickets to the theater

    #69

    Text post about a funny misunderstanding shared in a collection of totally true stories with new pics.

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    #70

    Text story about a packed train after a pride parade where passengers started singing Journey together.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, instead of "and everybody clapped" they went to "and everybody started singing" what the he‍ll

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped believing and when Journey heard about it, they got pissed.

    #71

    Text conversation showing a student sharing funny, true classroom moments in a story from totally true stories that happened.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had forgotten how funny EVERYTHING was when you were in HS.

    zvft2x6842
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they don’t censor f word

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    #72

    A 14-year-old defies age stereotypes by choosing Led Zeppelin CDs, sparking a manager’s support in a true story.

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    Miriam Insidecor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cashiers should never comment on what people are purchasing.

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A bulk pack of toilet paper and Immodium AD? I'll ring this up extra quickly."

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    That tired person
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro is y/n and she's not like other girls > <

    Ace
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to mention that the cashier was a boomer.

    #73

    Screenshot of a social media post sharing a totally true story about accidentally joining a Mexican gang.

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    #75

    Screenshot of a social media post sharing a totally true story about a confrontation in a religion class.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in the eyes of the church and in the eyes of god are two different things yeah?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, then why are people allowed to get married if they have had a sterilization, if they're open about not wanting to have kids, or if they're super old? Churches allow two 70 year olds to get married, don't they?

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfertile... Yeah, I can see which school this person is going to

    #76

    Text post about a husband teaching English Lit class with a totally true story that surprises his students.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is part of the plot to Rocky Horror. Dr Frankenfurter creates Rocky, his perfect man, who then betrays him by getting off with Janet.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will now in 50 minutes prove..."? No, her husband is not an English Literature teacher.

    #77

    Text conversation about recognizing a fan fiction due to smut, a funny and overwhelming true story moment.

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    Family's_disappointment
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wowwwwwwwww This is definitely something I wish would happen to me. (It's a honest joke)

    #78

    Teen girl looking out a window with captions about My Chemical Romance, part of totally true stories collection.

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    #80

    Text post recounting a true story of street harassment during a walk outside Forever 21, showing quick witty response.

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