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This Facebook Page Is All About Random Memes, Here Is A Selection Of The Funniest (50 Pics)
There are few things more “internet” than the humble meme. Despite starting as a term to describe the “viral” spread of culture and ideas, we’ve now taken this concept to make funny images that make millions laugh across the entire world. So if you are feeling bored, tired or just a little sad, feel free to stop by and browse.
“The Life” Facebook page is dedicated to hilarious, relatable and just random memes you might want to share. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and comment your thoughts below.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Brothers stand up (and commit virtual arson) for sisters!
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
She omitted the reason, though. Anyways, it doesn't matter why, his big sister was crying, her little brother came to her aid...by burning down a Minecraft town! Chaotic good little brother.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
WOW dude got griefed by a 10 year old. That's really pathetic.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
100K would be enough for me to seek my dream job instead of scraping and scrounging. Get a passport and ply my skills world wide instead of just across teh same city I've lived in for two decades. That's what I would do.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Advice from the people who have been affluent all their life only applies to them. They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and do not understand, in any way, the financial struggles and choices most people have to go through to make ends meet.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Or runs a company that has probably received millions in grants, tax-breaks and free government handouts, but you should keep working hard for that $2K!!!
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Tiggy Darling 1 year ago
How about giving me one million that I've tried to avoid? "Oh no. Please don't give me a million pounds!" Sort code 12-34-56 Account No 42424242
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Trophy Husband 1 year ago
I don't know who she is, but I'll take a random who was this smart over either of the two running this year...
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shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
My sister used to wait and wait and wait until someone got up and then she'd ask for something. I think she would have been completely dehydrated before she would get up for something to drink. IDK if she's still like that, but she had a husband she can pull that on. She did it to me for long enough!! I'm hoping she "grew out" of that.
Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
That's just plain brilliant - I wouldn't even be mad if that happened to me....
For those who perhaps didn’t know, the term meme didn’t used to mean what it means now. The word’s origin is, like so many things, ancient Greek, but was properly introduced into English by Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene. He argued that ideas, concepts and cultural norms could “travel” and spread much like a virus.
The more modern iteration of the word most likely comes from 1993, in a Wired article by Mike Godwin. He posited that the internet had sped up Dawkins’ idea. After all, people could now share images and ideas so much faster than ever before.
#4
Bored something 1 year ago
In Australia we had (don't know, it may still be a thing) hire-a-hubby. I think it was odd job handyman thing. Get the right "hubby" and they'd probably be happy to go with.
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Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
We have a group of retired and semi-retired blokes near us who’ll do the little DIY jobs around your home that require either skills or tools to do, they’ll accompany people to appointments or trips to the garage and give you a lift back home, they work with our local repair club who fix small appliances that are broken, all round a great bunch of chaps, and all done for donations to the local hospice and a children’s charity. You provide the cups of tea too though 😀😂
sturmwesen 1 year ago
I took my car savy sister to a used cars shop. They tried to sell us a dangerously damaged car. Took my car stupid male ex next. They didn't even talk to me.
PFD 1 year ago
"Hourly husband" is a job here in CZ. Basically handy middle-aged blokes who'll do any kind of odd job. I'm sure they'd do this but I assume they keep up a patronising running commentary telling you what you're doing wrong at the same time.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
I'll take that over being cheated any day. I'd cout it as a fee on my patience, which is more affluent than my wallet (a REALLY low bar, but still...)
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Heather Atwood 1 year ago
DM me and I'll give you my dad's number! He's an engineer and never gets hosed!
Fabian Bernard 1 year ago
I have an older friend like that, in his early 60's. Always giving good life advices
Jason 1 year ago
Same, or people that get scammed buying cars with issues.
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smugdruggler 1 year ago
He's showing that he cares. Toileting is one of an animal's most vulnerable times, so they watch to make sure that you're safe.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Chopping wood to feed the fireplace in my house. That stove was the only source of heat. I'm old and grew up in a very remote corner of the world.
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Couragetcd 1 year ago
I can't tell if you are joking or not. Younger generations really might not know since most of us learned about the concept of family friendly TV shows...in the land of TV suburbia, kids would be assigned "chores.". These were simple jobs they could do that helped the family and earned the kid a small amount of spending money. Usually the chores included cleaning their room, and might also include setting the table before family meals and helping to clear the table after, and maybe taking out the garbage. The parent would then give the kid a dollar every Saturday. Or 5 dollars on TV shows in the 90's.
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Anya Beboop 1 year ago
Speaking with husband about this totally flipped my view of the USA and how rare allowances were.
Nikole 1 year ago
Mine eventually got up to $5 a week (mid 1990s), plus my parents gave me $3 a day to get lunch in high school.
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Moezzzz 1 year ago
I had to do dishes, make Ice cubes (there were ice making fridges, but Nooooo), make iced tea (the South), clean the bathrooms and do my own laundry. As soon as you graduated high school, you better have a plan in place, bc you're OUT of the house (I left at 17 and finished my senior year commuting from my grandmothers house 2 cities over). My dad was a fairly awful person (still is)
Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 1 year ago
I got a quarter every two weeks when I was in 4k. Gum was 30 cents. I wanted a five cent raise. I asked. Mom said she’d ask my little friends how much allowance they got. None of them had heard the term allowance. Damn market research. Damn corporate greed.
Earthquake903 1 year ago
From age 9 I was allowed to live there and do every chore no matter how much school work I had. I was also forced to run up and down stairs while my father menaced me at the bottom, daily.
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
I also did chores because I lived there and not to get paid. But I do have 7 younger get siblings so even if we did get an allowance it would add up to a lot for my parents!
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THE COOL ZACH 1 year ago
What’s so bad with an iPhone 6? A newer model would be nice, but its not the worse thing in the world.
Andrew Bridge 1 year ago
It's because Apple users give a c**p what you have. I've had a xiaomi android for years and no-one noticed
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago
I'm over here rockin' an 4 year old Android and perfectly happy with it. I use my phones until they roll over and die. Even when I was still working and making bank I didn't understand my co-workers running out and spending crazy money every time a new iPhone came out. The fact that I despise Apple also has something to do with it.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I think Apple is fine, particularly yellow delicious.
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Brian Droste 1 year ago (edited)
You all can keep all of your up to date phones. I am not going into dept for the latest phone. To me it is stupid to pay over a thousand dollars or more for a stupid phone.
sturmwesen 1 year ago
I searched for a new phone because I want a better camera. When I saw the the prices I thought "that's an effing laptop"
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How do you ID a phone model from across the bus? All smart phones look the same to me. Basic rectangles with rounded corners. I couldn't even guess if it's Apple or Android.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Apple snobs like the OP know the exact lens layout/backside of all their Apple products so they can judge each other.
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Poison Ivy/Boo 1 year ago
Give me an unlocked android from Argos any day! Have had my Motorola for almost 5 years. Nowt wrong with it. Will keep it going til the day it dies.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
My cell phone is 8 years old. And it still works fine. If you judge me for it I'll take your picture with the awesome camera it has. :)
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B Hobbs 1 year ago
He gets half of the closet? I get a quarter of one of the master bedroom closets and half of the spare bedroom closet. When you get married, do not move into one or the other's home, they have already claimed their territory and the other has to squeeze in where they can. Find a new home, both move, and y'all can negotiate about territory. I am happily married, but there is the occasional annoyance. Live and learn, if you live long enough to learn.
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Ge Po 1 year ago
I honestly don't even get the idea. We are a couple, a unity, so our economy is shared. My income is more stable (employed), so mortgage, utility-bills, insurance and other important monthly bills are paid through my account. What's left goes to groceries, clothes, my own car and fun if there's left. My partner's (self-employed) account pays for savings, holidays and larger expenses we managed to safe up to. And groceries, if I happen to run out due to some unexpected costs. Or we transfer some funds to each other whenever there's need.
Tabitha 1 year ago
If you have a joint checking account, your money is already paying a portion of the rent, because you and your husband pool your money in the one account, and it becomes “our” money. Now, this all goes out the window if you don’t have a joint account. In that case, you two need to figure out a comfortable split of household expenses between yourselves. The most equitable split would be proportionate to your earnings. For instance, if one spouse earns twice as much as the other spouse, then the split should be 2/1, with the higher earning spouse paying 2/3 of the bills and the lower earning spouse paying 1/3. To split everything down the middle and make the lower earning spouse pay 50% is absolutely unfair to them, as they have so little left over, as opposed to the higher earning spouse, who’s getting a real bargain by cheating their spouse out of a huge chunk of the little they earn. 50-50 only works if you both make the same amount.
Purple_bio 1 year ago (edited)
bro, if you get a shared house or a house with someon, just pay your side of the rent, it's not hard if you can't get your own dam house-
#9
Manic Mama 1 year ago
My adult kids have dropped into my workplace to have lunch with me a few times, not because they want to see their mum, but because they want to meet all the people they've been hearing about for the past 20 years.
Id row 1 year ago
I had a friend who worked as a teacher for young kids, I'm child-free and avoid them. She'd call me from the classroom and I could hear the chaos going on. I'd end up a twitching mess in the corner if I had to go to work with her. I got anxiety just hearing the noise on the phone.
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
Nooo I do not want to spend one of my leave days going to someone else's work!
Auntriarch 1 year ago
It would be fun if you came to our office, we have cake, coffee, flamingos, an emotional support sloth plushie, and some very nice people with many stories to tell
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MinervaLavender2371 1 year ago
I don't think I've ever heard that first week on a job feeling described so accurately.
Purple_bio 1 year ago
bro, that show is what it's like having depression for real-
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Yeah but I always end up being the new character that kicks the show into overdrive just when things were getting stale.
LandAhoy (they/them) 1 year ago
It might, but I love the opportunity to be a new character, with no past to drag you down. Although joining in season 1 is probably more fun.
Purple_bio 1 year ago (edited)
bro, no one likes that new character, most definitely if they think they run it-
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Rae Rory 1 year ago
I had to bring my kid to one off my first classes. He took my syllabus and drew a picture of my instructor. That teacher still uses that copy of the syllabus in his class. He shows off my kid's picture and give extra credit to anyone who draws another picture of him.
Vinnie 1 year ago
I modeled in art classes years ago. Yep, nekkid. A student brought her 4-year-old. He ignored me and drew trains. Sounds age appropriate to me. 😂
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Winter's Dream 1 year ago
I had to take my daughter to class once. Someone brought up the tooth fairy. After class the woman apologized to me and said she hoped she hadn't ruined it for my daughter. My little one grabbed the woman's hand and said, it's ok I just pretend to make my mom happy
Twit Hunch 1 year ago
Believe me, I don't like pointing this out, but that 5 yo kid is actually 26 now. 😲😲
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Salty Wild Hair 1 year ago
Interesting, on topic, and added value. Extra points awarded to her house.
Never Snarky 1 year ago
Great teachers. My early teens daughter would go with me, read the homework assignments and participate in class. Frequently, she was the smartest person in class. The profs loved her. She was
Never Snarky 1 year ago
… a great college student. Magna cum laude (like mom.)
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Purple_bio 1 year ago
ADHD makes me think of shiny things and not dumb human questions-
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Ash 1 year ago
Definitely in my case! I've got about 3 syllables of what you said (and I definitely heard one of them wrong) and a few vowel sounds in between, and my brain is flipping through all the vocabulary and common phrases I know like an AI generator trying to fit all those sounds into a sentence that makes sense in context. The fact that it only takes me a second after saying "huh?" is a f*****g miracle lol
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Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
My son says huh all the time. I know he hears me. He's just processing. Drives me nuts.
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
I tell people that I need time to come up with good answers, so I might come up with comments in a meeting for things that were said 10 minutes ago. If they are good comments, I don't let that stop me.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
That's my mom every day. She does have hearing aids now, but she got so used to doing that when she couldn't hear well she can't help herself.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
I looked up the video, and it is very moving. The chimp that got released and turned back to hug Jane Goodall is a downright tear-jerker. But this image isn't quite what it seems. The tiger is actually afraid, and swats with his murder mittens a few times before comprehending that it's free and not being mistreated again.
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David Brumley 1 year ago (edited)
Yes. Very sad. The Tiger is definitely scared. I hope he is doing well now.
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Firstname Lastname 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSmdfJWbsuE&ab_channel=LastChanceforAnimals
Toni Ahlgren 1 year ago
I saw the grass, the strange glow and the expression, so I read "set on fire".
Eunice Robertson 1 year ago
I've seen that video too. The look on the lion's and the bear's faces is utter awe, "Am I in heaven?"
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Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
I went to an “academically selective high school” and was bottom of that particular tier AS WELL as being weird AF. I see my ex-classmates on the news giving expert opinion on international economic policies while I am, for the most part, a housewife. I’d kinda like to be invited to the odd Tupperware party now and then 😆
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
In my high school yearbook I got "Most likely to win the Nobel Prize", "Most Likely to be abducted by aliens", and "Best Legs". The other two didn't pan out... Yet... But the last one still holds true at 43yo.
Kai 1 year ago
Id like a picture essay of all of those voted "Most likely to be abducted by aliens"
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Lacey MindOfWind 1 year ago
"Let me impress you with my mad skills of disrespecting not only the safety of others but us as well. Look how great I am risking our lives! My self preservation is garbage, be amazed!"
rmandevi831 1 year ago
Marry that man, but drive yourself everywhere. And take out a _big_ life insurance policy out on him...
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Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Reckless driving is just another form of mental abuse, no different than punching walls next to a woman's head.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
And it goes back beyond motor vehicles, see Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen, where the heroine compares the carriage driving skills of her two admirers
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
In fact people (not just women) find drivers who are considerate and safe more attractive than those who are reckless. What? You are thinking about others and ensuring those children are safe? You are driving safely and ensuring that your passengers can enjoy the ride and watch the interesting things that surround them instead of holding on for dear life? You’ll do me. Thank you.
V 1 year ago
I am so glad I got out of the dating game before that became a thing. But I would like to think my response would be "ew, gross, I think you need to see a doctor"
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MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
When I squeezed my ex's leg during all those times he took a turn too fast, hit an exit ramp at the last minute, or weaved into traffic and cut someone off ...it wasn't bc I was turned on.
Saddest_Lion 1 year ago
THIS. A thousand times this! My boyfriend is not allowed to race anyone or road rage when I'm in the car. If he wants to do that sh!t, we'll be driving separately
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
One of my old boyfriends used to do this... And drive while texting. I refused to get in the car with him until he understood from myself and his parents that there are other people in the car and you are responsible for their lives and the lives of others when driving.
David Martin 1 year ago
Whenever I see the speeding, the changing three lanes in one move, the engine revving, etc...I turn to the nearest human and deadpan say "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm sexually aroused now"
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SCamp 1 year ago
Yes yes yes! I cannot buy things online on my phone, which I am completely competent at using, I instead must use my laptop because, well um, you know, the ahh bigger screen means I won’t muck it up, I’ll see things better, it’ll be a more legitimate purchase
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I refuse to enter any credit card information into my phone. If my phone is stolen am I gonna rely on Samsung's engineers to keep that data safe? No way!
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Moosy Girl 1 year ago
A lot of websites are not properly optimized for mobile use (sometimes on purpose to promote installing their app): ads blocking content, buttons jumping around on automatic page reloads, cookie pop-up preventing scrolling, button just outside of the screen etc… Sure there are ways to deal with all these issues, or you could install the app, but it’s faster to just grab a laptop. :p (also my phone is *tiny*)
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Tiny buttons on most mobile apps don't work with my normal sized fingers so I don't even bother
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Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
I bought a car on my phone. All the paperwork and they delivered it.
Piglet 1 year ago
I browse BP on my mobile using the app, not the website, which works fine, until you want to edit or delete a comment, then I'd have to go to the website to do it, which is a bit inconvenient. I corrected a post once by replying to my original post, and got called out by someone, saying something like 'you know you could just edit your original post, right?' Charming.
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Lydia Callista Ventresca 1 year ago
Maybe he's a villain because Linguini was the rightful owner of the restaurant and he knew about it and still took over the place and didn't treat him right.🤔
Brian Droste 1 year ago
If you own a restaurant, and seen a rat in your kitchen or restaurant, wouldn't you want to get rid of it also? Plus it could be a health violation. Don't get me wrong, I like the movie myself. Just pointing out the reality in real life.
HSP 1 year ago
It's actually a "confit byaldi" created by Michel Guerard (father of cuisine minceur aka "spa cuisine") and is a lighter and fancier version of the traditional stewed ratatouille. A tian, while similar in appearance with shingled vegetables, is typically arranged in rows in a rectangular dish instead of a spiral in a round dish, and often has a gratineed top. I know, the differences seem minor, but they are seen as two different preparations as the French are particular.
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Russell Tilling 1 year ago
Judgemental based in appearances. Twenty years ago we could’ve chuckled. Nowadays in Offended World you are generalising and spreading hate.
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago (edited)
They combine to make one Uberkaren like the lions combine to make Voltron
#19
MarieTDr 1 year ago
When I'm recycling or trying to save water or things like that, I wonder what millionaires are doing to save the planet. Do they let their lawn go dry in a drought, etcetera?
Heather Atwood 1 year ago
SOOOOOO true!!!! You could buy another country with her ticket sales.
Michelle C 1 year ago
Yup. I’m so glad I didn’t become a world-famous musician like I wanted to do as a kid! Hollywood is full of hypocrites and I’m not interested in being part of their self-aggrandizing hypocrisy.
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
Also Kim Kardashian who flew from LA to France the other day just to go and get something from a bakery and go home again.
BK BigFish 1 year ago
Banning plastic straws and single-use paper bags (like "recycling" cardboard) is just evil greenwashing, lots of inconvenience for very little achievement, all part of the master plan to convince you saving the planet isn't worth it, and it's all your fault anyway, while Big Oil and Big Plastic continue destroying it.
Earthquake903 1 year ago
Yeah, but is Taylor really the problem? I kinda think there are far more guilty people out there.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
She's part of the problem. We all are though, until we end our addiction to fossil fuels.
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keyboardtek 1 year ago
You mean like the 72 hour ones nurses and doctors work?
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Laura Gillette 1 year ago
If labor activists in the 1930s could get companies to stop being able to force their employees to work 12 hours days, we should be able to get companies to stop forcing their employees to work 40 hours a week! FOUR DAY WORKWEEKS FOR ALL!!
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not that one 1 year ago (edited)
Besides being 2 am, I also live in a big kinda dangerous city, I know why I'm driving recklessly.. but why you??
Andrew Bridge 1 year ago
I mean, what's the chance of TWO serial killers being out tonight?
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I work in a remote area outside of my city, like half an hour down the road that literally goes to only the one place, and on my way I see a guy running. I don’t know where he came from cause there was no path, he just ran down a mountain, and I’ve no clue where he was going. Anyway his name is now Cotten eye Joe. I now realise that this is not related in the slightest but thanks for listening to my long and random story I guess
Settled for Infamy 1 year ago
Where did he come from and pray tell, where did he go?
Load More Replies... Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
I love driving around Los Angeles at all hours of the night. Very peaceful, and there’s little traffic. I’ve been doing this for over 40 years to clear my head.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
When I worked really odd shifts and would get off at 1:30 am or later I would often think about the same things. Friday and Saturday's the bars close at 2:00 am so I would think okay somebody is having an party or night out. But when it was Mon - Thurs then I would wonder if it was some other poor dumb bastard working the weird shifts like me.
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Like when you're off work to go to the dentist you wonder what all the other people are doing out. Don't they work. Then it hits you...
Foxglove🇮🇪 1 year ago
2 teenagers just d!ed in a crash on their way home from the gym at 2am (Ireland)
Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
Meme: Why are you tailgating me at 55mph in a 25 zone? and those flashing lights on your roof don't help.
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
I've thought this!!! "Me doing this is normal... but why are you out here, too??"
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Anikulapo 1 year ago
“You’re awfully quiet this evening.” “Thank you. Wish I could return the compliment”
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René Sauer 1 year ago
but its considered rude if you ask in return: "why are you talking so much?"
Poison Ivy/Boo 1 year ago
I say it anyway....usually shuts them right up.
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Best to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.
Ola Polowczyk 1 year ago
Same with "are you sad? You look sad. Did something happen?" I started replying with "That's just my face!"
Ash 1 year ago
I am an extremely talkative person, and my whole childhood I wished that people would notice and acknowledge when I was upset and not talking. Now I have a bestie who actually notices when I'm being unusually quiet and asks if I'm okay, and it's the best thing in the world.
Ash 1 year ago
I'm such a talkative person that one time in class someone made a comment I found offensive and I didn't acknowledge or give a polite laugh at it, and my friends could actually tell how pissed off I was from my silence lol. I'm also such a talkative person that I write long replies to my own long comments on BP posts.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yes, "if you don't have anything nice to say, come and sit by me". Oh no that wasn't Thumper's mother was it ..
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TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 1 year ago
this is said when we all play among us and we use this as the reason as to why we are a crewmate
Nolgoth 1 year ago
That could easily be an extrovert ask8ng the question to an introvert or it could be a neurotypical asking a neurodivergent. In either case (which i am both introverted and neurodivergent) the introvert/neurodivergent person usually won't actively participate in a convo unless they have something pertinent to say. Otherwise they just sit there and observe/listen
Michelle C 1 year ago
If I’m quiet, it’s because i’m either lost in thought or listening to what others have to say!
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Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
If I had a nickel for every time someone from Florida kidnapped a scientist to make their dog immortal, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
keyboardtek 1 year ago (edited)
I would pay anything for that kind of upgrade for my dog. Even if he just lasted the length of my life.
JD Cassavaugh 1 year ago
Florida Woman...Looks like there's a new addition to Florida Man's Injustice League.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago (edited)
Is there something in the water in Florida? So many crazy stories. But what kind of scientist?
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Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
In reality it was probably nothing more than a literal fender bender, where the dude just had to drive to the next junkyard, find the bodypart in the same colour and switch it out.
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Mammie 1 year ago
Farris bueller taught a whole generation that a lot can be done in one day if you try hard enough.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
6.5hrs in Australia. Is it more or less where you live?
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LadyVischuss 1 year ago
My sister left her car with me overnight while she was on a business trip. Her windshield was cracked. They had the windshield replaced and then I took a black eyeliner pencil and drew the crack back on.
David Martin 1 year ago
Your brother is the protagonist of every movie from the 80s that didn't star Bruce Willis
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I used to work for a place that required "All hands on deck" for special events. Even if it was your day off. Yeah I was going to work a six day week for that BS. No sarcasm I actually did it. I'd never do it again and I'll never let an employer talk me into that again. I'm calling in sick and if you fire me, you better be ready to hire someone else.
GPawesomeness 1 year ago
I worked for a large hotel chain and was switching from part time in the dining room to full time in catering the day after I graduated from high school. Big convention that day with a very early morning start time. Tried to tell my new boss " but I am graduating", he said show up or look for another job. I respected that and headed out early and my car broke down. I was walking the rest of the way and the General Manager saw my uniform, stopped and drove me the rest of the way. Needless to say, I didn't get in trouble, whew!!
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LynzCatastrophe 1 year ago (edited)
I once worked at a place that had weekly meetings every Wednesday. Wednesday was my only actual scheduled day off, I I worked 6 days a week with a 1.5 hour commute by public transport, obe way. I got reprimanded after being a no-show for a month for these mandatory meetings. I told them what my day off was, per THEIR schedule. They wouldn't change it as it was the only available for me at that time. I didn't stay long after that. The meetings weren't as long as my commute.
Heather Atwood 1 year ago
My daughter asks for time off and it was denied. Her boss asks her why her boyfriend is in Houston without her...???
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brookeannsimmer 1 year ago
If you're a sever in America, that's extremely possible even into today.
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Kari Panda 1 year ago
23,000 $ isn’t worth risking jail and throwing your life away. My co-worker always says, IF you steal money from work, go big or go home. (We’re also working in a library so there’s no risk of him actually stealing millions :D )
Ash 1 year ago
Technically, he wasn't stealing. It was THEIR error. If it went to court, there's a possibility he'd get to keep it...
Load More Replies... SCamp 1 year ago
Calling BS on this. No HR department is gonna approve that without contacting the supervisor
1 year ago
I dunno. My workplace offered overtime hours. You could work as much or as little as you wanted. I came in on my day off, signed into the clock system and went to my desk. The only other person on my team that day could be a real ah when he was in a mood. He said something rude to me and I clocked out 5 minutes after clocking in to let him deal with every supervisor call by himself. When I got my next check, I was surprised to see that I was paid until for twenty four extra hours. Apparently clocking out in five minutes broke the computer's brain. No one ever noticed
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MinervaLavender2371 1 year ago
Thing is, $23,000 isn't going to go very far these days...he'll have to resurface sooner rather than later...and while it's not that big a sum of money, it'll take ages to pay it back once he gets out of jail.
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
The error was on the part of the business, not him - he didn't steal it. Once the money hits his account, it's legally his. It was transferred legally, after all. I don't think this would be considered theft from a legal point of view.
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Having done payroll manually before, this is entirely possible. One extra, unnoticed keystroke
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
My friend has a corner office, travels for work and drives a 500k vehicle - Bus driver sounds too boring for him ^^
Bent. O. Jensen 1 year ago
He lead, he is telling people the right way and everybody is behind him.
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
Used to drive a custom built Mercedes wagon, for fun we’’d discuss our quarter million pound Mercedes with lasses in the bars we stopped near. Tell them it had a set of beds in the back, two fridges a widescreen TV and a PlayStation in it. No lies obviously but omit to mention it was a specialist sleeper cab wagon with custom kit for installing mobile phone masts in difficult to reach locations 😂 never worked for us but we raised a few smiles when we ‘fessed up.
Crissy Newbury 1 year ago
My husband says he’s “in protection”. He’s a corporate insurance broker.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
The old joke used to be about men who travelled in ladies' underwear...now it seems to be the fashionable thing to do. I just hope they don't make it compulsory.
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Cindy Brick 1 year ago
Hemingway used to read the paper behind his wife's back while hugging her.
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kitten levels tokyo 1 year ago
Only “old” people like 30-year-olds use email anymore. The young man was offering to communicate with her on the ancient platform she probably preferred.
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Foxglove🇮🇪 1 year ago
29 year old me said to 19 year old he: fancy a sh@g?" He did, and we did😁
Crissy Newbury 1 year ago
My husband was 19 when we met. I was 28. That was 43 years and four kids ago.
EvilNob 1 year ago
I'm 44 who looks more than a decade younger. I have rosacea and haven't used chemicals on my face since ages because that's my trigger. That's the trick ladies to look young. Do not plaster your face with weird things. However the last three who were hitting on me were 8, 18 and 22 years younger... So it can be also a problem sometimes.
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HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld 1 year ago
In a nutshell. Women have been asked if lost in the woods would they choose a man or a bear. Men are butt-hurt that women are choosing the bear.
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Bienlunée 1 year ago
If you lock yourself out of your phone and you do not have the receipt where you purchased it, then you are absolutely f****d unless you have that box. I don't know why people tell others to throw the box away WITHOUT TELLING THEM THIS FIRST.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
History has shown, having the box an item comes in can increase it's value down the track.
WickedLibra70 1 year ago
I'm a gen x and I still have to force myself to throw away perfectly good, ones and bags
HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
It’s very handy if you end up selling the phone and need to put it in the mail.
Kristal 1 year ago
And this is why collectibles are more valuable with boxes. AND why it's easier to move with original boxes, like for TVs or sewing machines cause it still has the Styrofoam cut to shape :)
KittyGaming 1 year ago
True, I keep my funko pops in box and my other anime figures as well, only some I take out of box bc I have to
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I gave my box to a woman who makes miniatures and she turned into a tiny library!
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Kerry Fletcher 1 year ago
I had a bully in hs. Real jerk. Never saw him afterwards. One day our buildings snow plow never showed up so we were stuck with 2ft of snow slowly turning to ice bergs. I call a local company and guy shows up. It's him! We kind of did a double take and then we talk and he said, sorry I was an ahole in school to you. I said no worries man it was 30 years ago. We shook and now he has a contract here.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Nope? I'm on LinkedIn and here. LinkedIn no one is supportive. Here, most people are supportive and kind, but I don't know you, ya know. :)
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Ditto. On LI, everyone has the answer to each of your work-related problems - I suppose that's supportive, as long as you're prepared to pay them.
Load More Replies... Alexandra Davis 1 year ago
Yes, we had 1 class together, 1 year and we did a school trip together and now we comment on each others profiles all the time.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
My SIL, who I really disliked. She and BRO divorced at LEAST 30 years ago. Trash talked me for years, but NOW? We are the dearest of friends.
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Bored something 1 year ago
Feom memory the German BP Contigent has said otherwise in the past.
Kari Panda 1 year ago
It is definitely not a normal German phrase. It‘d be understood, and likely elicit a laugh, but nothing more. German - English misunderstandings are always funny. My favourite was when a ~ 14 yo American friend told me about how JFK had messed up his speech when visiting Germany and had said, "I am a jelly doughnut." I was utterly confused until I put 1 and 1 together: JFK had said, "I am a Berliner" as in a person from Berlin, which is grammatically correct. However, a Berliner is also a type of pastry similar to doughnuts.
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Ash 1 year ago
In the rural US we have a similar custom! You say "Welp," while bringing your open palms down on your lap and standing up. The proper response for the visitor is to stand as well and say, "Well, I guess I should be going."
RabidChild 1 year ago
We have several of those in English: "Wow, it's getting really late. "I've got to get to bed, early day tomorrow." "Been great seeing you, but it's time to call it a night." "Yeah, I'm tired and ya'll probably need to be heading home." "Get the hell out of my house."
BoredPossum 1 year ago
I'd be very interested in hearing this phrase in German, since I use the language every day and can't imagine what it is.
Kari Panda 1 year ago
Wrong, but have a real one for laughs: A bit of an outdated and colloquial term, but in German, you could refer to glasses as a 'nose bicycle‘ :) And a bicycle itself can also be called 'wire donkey'.
Undercover 1 year ago
A nice German proverb is: "Geh mit Gott, aber geh!" (Go with god, as long as you go / leave). "I am feeling visited enough" would be translated as: "Ich fühle mich genug besucht", which is no proverb.
Robert BooneSchlage 1 year ago
I loved my time spent studying at the Univerisat Trier in the early 90's. While out one night, discussion turned to pets. Asked one of my friends "Hast du ein Vogel?" (Do you have a bird?). German friends informed me that I just asked him if he was crazy. Yes, I still use this today - someone cuts me off in traffic "DO YOU HAVE A BIRD, BUDDY?"
Fabian Walter 1 year ago
Nah man you go like "So!" slap on your knees and get up - the visitors often get up, too and maybe also slap their knees and everyone knows its over. Same you can do when you want to leave. Slap knees, go like "So!" and they know you want to leave and will leave xD
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
A good reason to book a hotel/motel room. Plus you can get often get a basic breakfast as part of the deal (unlike Air BednBreakfast ... lol)
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
If there's no breakfast, it's just an AirB.
Load More Replies... Lame Llama 1 year ago
Im very proud to say that I've deactivated my Abnb account and deleted the app. They can shove their cleaning fee up their you-know-where.
Silly Panda Cat 1 year ago
£10 and £1000 (sorry, I'm a slight perfectionist)
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Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
AirBnB had it's time, now it's just a fad. Never used it, mostly because the combination price/location/time never worked for me. And I feel more comfortable in proper hotel or small pension, with breakfast and not looking after someone's cat going into bathroom.
V 1 year ago
I would rather stay somewhere that is regulated properly, a hotel, motel or a holiday home that is a registered business and follows the industry regulations.
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TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago
I will never use an Airbnb. I would never just go knock on someone's door and say hey can I stay here for a little while so I would never just go stay in some random person's house where they have freedom to put cameras or whatever else in it. It's a great way to get killed by a serial killer or something
Gregg Bender 1 year ago
I've heard more than enough horror stories about airbnb to ever want to try it.
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WickedLibra70 1 year ago
I said it like that in my mind when I read it lol
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Bored something 1 year ago
It's frozone from the incredibles. He's saying he made the snow for them and they didn't thank him.
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Rali Meyer 1 year ago
I do recall how frugal my parents were to get a deposit on a house. We never ate out, had breakfast and lunch packed for the day. Switched lights off... No $100 per month on IT/TV, ... Factory discount on the (small) car, paid in cash. 2 weeks holiday meant camping. No presents for Santa Claus. Us kids working during school holidays. No $1.000 iBook... Make your own list. Let me know.
CeeJay 1 year ago
Please stop this nonsense it's not to do with that 😑 stop blaming people from the past for your future! The government's are loving the fact that generations are blaming eachother instead of focusing on them. They hike taxes, don't increase wages, inflation balloons up, they let amazon and eBay etc... away with tax evasion. Boomers, x gen, millenials, gen Z and future generations shld come together and tell the governments around the world we have had enough! They are to blame not us! They are greedy and entitled and don't care who they hurt, enough is enough!
mikedtw 1 year ago
I never ate lunch, wasn't hungry until later in the day so I'd get a venti Starbuck's which I enjoyed immensely instead. Used to catch all kinds of hell from this one particularly ignorant buttwipe about wasting money on "fancy" coffee. Uh, nope: saving a ton every week on lunch.
Joe Phillips 1 year ago
It adds up though. I was buying 3 coffees a work day for a total of $15. Bought a $300 coffee machine instead which makes just as good a coffee, actually better because I make it exactly how I want it. Coffee machine paid for itself after 20 days and now saving over $3,000 a year by doing that.
David 1 year ago
People love to laugh at the 'avocado toast' jokes as a way to ignore they fact they waste a lot of money. It isn't the $7 coffee. It's the $7 coffee, the eating out, the uber food deliveries instead of cooking your own, the $10 pack of smokes etc - repeated several times a week - for years. It may not buy your house but it might be the down payment. Down payment when I bought my house was $10K at the time IIRC. I make my own espresso at home for pennies - save lots from when I used to frequently get it at stands. And for the record, I do make my own avocado toast - haha. I just happen to like avocado sandwiches.
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Bec 1 year ago
You can give it a shot at 28 but you are really going to have to make that budget stretch
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Maths say cou could also work on the other and of the equation (aka keep the budget, shorten the retirement), but a twelve day retirement ending with a funeral doesn't look that appealing either.
Load More Replies... Rali Meyer 1 year ago
I worked with 28-year olds. After 3 days on the road (I drove) and 2 nights away from home, they are finished.
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Pheolei 1 year ago
Childfree and loving it. Excuse me while I eat some chicken nuggets and not have to share.
Russell Rieckenberg 1 year ago
Jordan Peterson says you are going to regret it. I don't know when this is supposed to happen, but I am 68 and no regrets yet. He would probably say I do regret it but don't know it.
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HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
47 with no kids and having an uninterrupted breakfast in bed on a Saturday morning. Zero regrets!
ewa 1 year ago
I am 49 with four kids. I am having uninterrupted breakfasts, kids are ten and up, I need to push them out of their bed even if I eat breakfast until 12 am
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Hassel Davidhoff 1 year ago
My wife and I are child free. Been together 23 years and honestly it's the best decision we've made. After all, there is no shortage of people on the planet. When you consider we're heading into a climate apocalypse and every kid brought into the world will grow into an adult who needs a job, a home, a car and most likely a family of their own, it just makes sense not to add to the problem. As Doug Stanhope once said (and I'm paraphrasing somewhat): "you could drive a fleet of Hummers all day as you carelessly throw Styrofoam out the window and you wouldn't impact the climate as much as bringing yet another kid into the world". Also, we will be able to retire in our late 50s because we haven't had to put a tribe of kids through day care/high school/college etc.
Moezzzz 1 year ago
I have 2 sons. Decided that was PLENTY. Got my tubes tied during the c-section of last one (thought I'd have to FIGHT my OBGYN bc he said, and I quote 'your tubes look too pretty to tie!!'. I was an RN working with him at that point so I said ' you better but em, tie em, BURN em for all IGAF or else YOU are paying for the next one!!". Per hospital policy, I had to get my HUSBAND to sign off on it... Aholes. we divorced about 10 years later - still very good friends, he just wanted different things than I did *And no, it was not more kids*. I married a man who never had kids and at 53, he's been my kids step dad for 10 years now and considers them 'his' boys too. Now that they are all graduated and working/ trying to get into med school, we have dogs. 7 Jack Russells that live better than I do. But they're our 'kids' together
PFD 1 year ago
Brb, I'm off to start a TikTok career as a chat-up artist with "Your tubes look too pretty to tie".
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Lene 1 year ago
Easy.... I only met my bf (who is the father of my kids) when I was 28. Then a few years of sort of finding out who we are as a couple and then starting to have kids. Now I'm 40 and have 3 kids and they are cool. Sure, I don't get to have my breakfast to myself and I get to wipe a$$ on a daily basis..... but I just get happier about them every day. This week we are having Summer vacation, me and 3 kids as bf is still working. Lil-kid wants to decorate a Christmas tree. Mid-kid wants to visit graveyards. Big-kid wants to paint dinosaurs. I would never think up those activities myself. And honestly.... I find it so cool that my 5yo mid-kid who is so obsessed with unicorns and princesses wants to visit ppl's graves in her Summer vacation. 🤘 and to all the childfree-by-choice ppl out there: I truly hope you are as happy without kids, as I am for my kids. ❤
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Ash 1 year ago
On a serious note: I felt like this when I started trauma therapy. A good trauma therapist knows how to help you let it out a little bit at a time so it doesn't overwhelm you. A sign of a bad therapist is one that wants you to spill everything bad in your life in the first couple of weeks. I once had a bad therapist who started me off by asking, "What's your absolutely worst memory?"
Lacey MindOfWind 1 year ago
I can open up, I have done it over and over and over again. I can spill my guts...and feel completely numb about it. Gotta love when you cant process trauma because it destroyed your ability to feel emotions properly lol
Jess Smith 1 year ago
PS: There's an extremely common but almost totally unknown thing called alexithymia that means you have a hard time figuring out/feeling emotions, if you're autistic you probably have it. It's ok if you don't know your feelings and there's a quiz, non-diagnostic obviously, at alexithymie.com. Sincerely, Me, an Alexithymiac. (*Am* I feeling sincere?)
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Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago (edited)
Is that bipolar or narcissistic personality disorder?
Load More Replies... ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Oh, then taco bell. (You're one of the KFC's that also has taco bell, right?)
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago
I'm cursed because I always forget to renew until the last minute, so with the exception of my first drivers license I look like hell in every single one. My last one was after a chemo appointment, the one before that I had just worked a double on 3 hrs of sleep and the one before that I just left the doctor's office and had pneumonia. Basically everyone since I was 16 I look like dogshit.
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Katarzyna Drozd 1 year ago
Looks so much better on the right, like a real human being not a fake doll
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
My daughter has apparently had people tell her that her student ID picture is the best one they've seen. It turns out that I took her photo for her when she submitted the ID application, whereas everyone else got theirs taken on arrival at uni :D
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Bored something 1 year ago
Someone put her in a vacuum bag so now when she walks she has to support herself with her hands on the walls.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
I didn't recognize his name or his face with his hair back in the hat, but I've enjoyed dozens of his videos: he does science with the energy of "How cool is this?!"
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catastrophegirl 1 year ago
he's right, they cannot ask for selfies or autographs. but a related story of another treasure: when i worked at disney many many years ago (pre cell phone cameras), mark hamill was in the building i worked in with his family. he was there openly, no disguise. but he got caught up in a line of other disney guests asking for autographs and his (young adult) son came to my work station to get printouts of digital artwork and chat while he waited. he asked me why no disney cast members (employees) were asking for autographs and i told him we weren't allowed to ask. he went and told his dad who then hung out until after the building closed and offered autographs to every cast member still in the building down in the gift shop. sadly, i was counting the money and couldn't get in that line but i did get to crack a joke and make him laugh. super thoughtful genuinely nice guy (and nathan for thinking to tell his dad that)
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Ge Po 1 year ago
NO! Don't wake my blath .... Right! Thanks for nothing. (Puts plate back down, pauses Netflix, gets up and walks to bathroom.)
Load More Replies... John Mosley 1 year ago (edited)
-hour of cooking -press play on the movie -inner peace -finish plate of food before movie actually starts -depression and bewilderment
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Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
And the vacuuming and laundry and bathroom cleaning and the gardens and....
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The Announcer 1 year ago
I'm leaving skid marks on ball #2 and falling on my head in the water
Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
I remember seeing some guy just run across the top of them and Richard Hammond spurting his coffee out
Joshua Moore 1 year ago
I’m such a klutz I trip over air, I’d be in the water before I even got to the first ball 🤷♂️🤣
Apachebathmat 1 year ago
I will accidentally wee on #1 my front teeth are in #2 and now I’m drowning
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Vanessa Panerosa 1 year ago
I buy F1 tickets without knowing how I’m going to get home. Still alive, although almost abducted once!
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I once drove to Cardiff to meet a friend in the pre-mobile phone days without planning a route, knowing where he lived, or arranging a meeting place beforehand. Somehow we bumped into each other.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
My sister does that without figuring out how she will pay her rent!!!!
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Crystal Spencer 1 year ago
The Kutchers were outside and the rest probably go the the servants wing...
Jason 1 year ago
I keep my whole house looking not rich cause I um may one day apologize for something.
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Steve Hall 1 year ago
They don't need to apologize, you need to quit paying attention to them.
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Colin Matthews 1 year ago
Weird because the whole industry seems to be running in reverse. New phones have less new stuff but cost a lot more…
Mike F 1 year ago
But, but, but THE CAMERA! It has a gazillion megapixel camera. You can take a picture of saturn from your porch. You have to back it up to the AppleAndroidCloudyXtramoney app that's only $50 per month, but THE CAMERA!
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tameson 1 year ago
They didn't say it was in cash. Most of that $100,000 would be in a retirement account. But it is still ridiculous to think my daughter should have saved $100,000 for retirement by the time she was 26.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
That's a good point. Using the present value of money, assuming investing $434.71 a month, at a 12% pa, compounded monthly, you'd have $100k in ten years in your retirement account.
Load More Replies... Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
Correction: 1 out of 6 millennials born to wealthy parents were given a nest egg of $100,000.00 to start out in life. OR 1 out of the 6 millennials we spoke to (basically 6 millennial age kids from wealthy families who went to Ivy League schools and were given a high paying job in the family business the second they graduated) has $100,000.00 saved up.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
If I ever encounter cheap and thin toilet paper I put several layers together. It's no that difficult.
Jason 1 year ago
My dad would have sensed it and bust in like the Kool aid man. He always used to buy single ply recycled tp. I would always joke about the recycled part being from used tp.
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René Sauer 1 year ago
and then get an email from the shopping site "hey, you forgot something?😉"
MarieTDr 1 year ago
I consider that as stalking and avoid them for awhile.
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Don't listen to me 1 year ago
I have many & various wishlists, some are enormous. Some i come back to after a couple of years & go Ugh what was i thinking of!
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Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Not a native speaker: Does "flabbergasted" apply?
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John Mosley 1 year ago
Needs a couple of French Taunters up top to bring the whole thing together.
Earthquake903 1 year ago
I think they had a lot of different "must haves" for the build, couldn't compromise so they just made them all.
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Mark (it/urgh) 1 year ago
You know he shattered his jaw falling on a granite fountain, don't you?
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Dream 1 year ago
Oh man, glad I'm not the only one who thought that dude looks weird. The new wrestling movie he's in, his face looks likes those twins who used to have too much plastic surgery. I thought maybe I just didn't see that guy enough before since I was never a fan and maybe he always looked like that? But it seems nope lol.
Dreaming Spirit 1 year ago
I think he had a surgery due to some infection or accident (as in, it was medically necessary and not just to improve his looks)
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SaneMinotaur 1 year ago
Wtf, human Shrek is way hotter than Zac Efron; this is an insult to human Shrek!
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Lacey MindOfWind 1 year ago
Yeah you're in your thirties, and psychologically every year that goes by is going to feel faster and faster as you free fall through the years until your inevitable death. You'll have more time behind you than in front of you in no time and there's nothing you can do to slow it down or stop it. - signed, The things that give me panic attacks at night
wuchi51 1 year ago
Time goes by so fast as you age, that's why old folks drive so slow, they have to, to see anything in that blur
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago (edited)
Thank you for the explanation! #heartfeltgratitude
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Earthquake903 1 year ago
For either of these options, you have to skip Starbucks and Avocado toast for the next 150 years
Load More Replies... PFD 1 year ago
For the small minority here who are (a) European and (b) 18 or under, look up DiscoverEU. A decent chance of free Interrail tickets. I only heard about it this year and it seems a lot of people don't know about it. I went Interrailing at about that age and it was f*****g amazing.
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Lame Llama 1 year ago (edited)
He was just being respectful for sitting in HIS seat. If this Zack guy wanted to sit next to his gf, he would have booked it that way.
HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld 1 year ago
Dude was mad bc you had a girlfriend and h3 was an incel
Miki 1 year ago
Or.. hear me out.. just a wild thought... this person could buy tickets for two adjecent seats
PFD 1 year ago
Might have been a European budget airline and they couldn't afford the fees.
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
On some flights, I’d choose the middle seat over the aisle. Middle seat gets both armrests (if you’re following proper passenger etiquette)!
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Candid Panda 1 year ago
I've actually lived this and they got all angry because I would not react.
Jason 1 year ago
I was being laid off. Knew it was coming. I guess they seemed surprised I didn't care more. Had other stuff to worry about at that point
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Carlos Moreno 1 year ago
This happened to me and it was hilarious. They both come in. I knew already what was going to happen, so I didn't turn my camera on. They asked me to turn my camera and I said no because I am probably getting fired. They got furious and said you have to because it is professional behavior and I go but is it company policy? No so I kept it off. They had to end up calling the director of HR a week later and same thing happened again, no policy for camera on. She got furious too. Ended up getting a severance because they didn't want to get sued by me for them not having a policy on cameras.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
I never switch the camera off. They have neat little levers that work like shutters. They're still on, but nothing to see. SO sorry.
Load More Replies... Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
So your comment afterwards would be , "So I guess a threesome is out of the question?"
Pandemonium 1 year ago
Well, actually once you're fired it's no longer inappropriate
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Undercover 1 year ago
In certain circumstances BBC stands for big black 🐓 🤫🫣
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Robert Millar 1 year ago
Ask her how she is able to do her job whilst being so technically ignorant that she needs to lie to you. Show me the policy or we can discuss this with HR.
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
"Using Ctrl-Z is forbidden due to cumpany policy. We don't believe in travelling to que past."
Herringbone 1 year ago
I can guess that the complaining woman has never found the Tab key either - click in box, enter data, move the mouse, click in next box, enter data, and so on ad infinitum. It was part of one of my jobs to teach people how to use mailmerge, Excel, and other software - the number of people, some of whom had had typing lessons, who didn't know the Tab key was amazing.
Jennik 1 year ago
What has the woman's age got to do with it? Imagine if the OP said BBC stood for "bossy black coworker". My nastiest, lying, gaslighting coworkers have been younger than the boomer generation. And two managers who constantly told people things were "against company policy" just because they didn't like them were also younger than the boomer generation.
Matthew Savestheworld 1 year ago
In general this is stupid. But I can think of one situation in my workplace where it is against the rules to cuse cut and paste instead of typing and it is a good reason. It is about telephone transfers. IF you transfer a caller to the incorrect client it is a disaster. People have accidentally pasted in the wrong firm number because the work is fast paced.
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Oh do settle down - and maybe learn to read, she said her boss was a boomer.
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Matthew Barabas 1 year ago
even in 1999, this house looks way too expensive for anyone with a single income.
Anikulapo 1 year ago
You go and ask Tony Soprano about any undeclared income. We’ll wait.
Load More Replies... Colin Matthews 1 year ago
Yeah… but let me explain how the payment system on the waste collection worked…y’all best be on time with the money
Michael Largey 1 year ago
"works entirely in waste management". CEO? Owner? In-house lawyer? Truck driver?
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
No. I feel like that reusable bag with suspicious stains in the bottom.
Elizabeth Garrison 1 year ago
No, but sometimes I feel like my face is in a mud puddle and people keep stepping on the back of my head.
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Irishwoman abroad 1 year ago
That's why students can only use transparent pencil-cases and water bottles with no labels in exams now.
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
This would be useless; no chance you’d be able to find the correct information for each problem before time was up. Better to just study. Plus, the point is to actually learn the material.
Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
Just because you couldn't do something doesn't mean someone else can't. There are too many variables to say it can't be done.
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I did the opposite a couple of times. We were allowed cheat sheets in some of our exams. I rote mine but then forgot them on the day, turned out I didn't need them anyway. One time though, for my final maths exam, it was open book. I realised I had forgotten it when I got to school, my teacher heard, drove to my house to pick it up and gave it to me within 10 minutes of the exam starting!
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PattyK 1 year ago
It might even be hard-pressed to find a level in San Francisco.
Load More Replies... ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I don't even understand this. Of course it's in the middle, the level is always going to be tangent to the curve of the.... nevermind. Who cares! Yay.
Tabitha 1 year ago
The curvature of something as large as a planet would be so slight in any one human-sized spot that it would be virtually imperceptible to the naked eye. Just like if a fly lands on a metal bar, the bar actually bends at the fly’s weight, but it’s such a tiny amount of bending that we can’t see it.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Screen needs soemthing to stand on, be mounted to the wall or alternativley there should be a matress on the floor so the screen is on eye height
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I make my wife's lunch every day... because I love her.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Make it the night before and put it in the frig. He either eats it or doesn't.
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Stuart Griffiths 1 year ago
Yeah I'll keep telling myself that that's what it is while crying into my microwave dinner for one
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Sounds tasty! What are your favourite ones?
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Bit odd innit 1 year ago
I think nothing is impossible while simultaneously being everything is possible
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Anarchy_in_our_Souls 1 year ago
Why sit at all. Better to stand close together, like in the Tokyo subway. Then the airline manager can soon buy himself a bigger yacht...
The Announcer 1 year ago
Bad turbulence would inevitably result in unintended pregnancies at some point
SCamp 1 year ago
Why? Just, why? I know it’s to put more people in and generate more pax, but why do businesses go into the business they are in if they aren’t going to provide even the base level of service - I never understand this
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
Why not flat bunks instead of seats for short haul flights where no food or drinks are served. much more comfortable to lie down.
David Paterson 1 year ago
Flat bunks or hammocks for long haul flights please. 9 hours sitting still on a jet is not a fun experience.
Load More Replies... Irishwoman abroad 1 year ago
God forbid! My bad back and knees would never survive a flight on these! And on top of that, were expected to pay for the privilege!
Dariusz M. D. 1 year ago
I know it is probably irrational, but I deeply dislike the guy in the picture
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I don't think I'd have fallen for it. I think I might have allowed it, for the illusion, but I wouldn't have believed in the illusion. So in a picture like this, there would be something missing in my face or body language. She looks too happy not to believe. I would have left such a marriage thinking, "well, that was nice" and looking back at whatever good memories there were. She's going to be totally devastated. My heart just goes out to her.
Dragon mama 1 year ago
I would have both believed it and not believed it at the same time and then when it ended I would wonder if my inability to completely believe had caused it to collapse. Like a cartoon character that suddenly realizes there is nothing under them, so they fall.
Load More Replies... Cindy Brick 1 year ago
Who's actually holding who's hand? (One finger doesn't count.)
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Marivali 1 year ago
They're arguably one of the most popular pop-rock bands of the 21st century and have been around for 20 years.
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Brian Droste 1 year ago
That what happens when you play games. If you want to date some guy and he ask you out, say yes the first time. Otherwise you could lose out.
Chris Christo 1 year ago
Maybe, you just stop considering yourself the center of the Universe?
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Verena 1 year ago
Yawn. The moment somebody uses "boomer", this person agrees to be addressed as "kiddo" by me. Don't mess with grandparents.
Liz Thomas 1 year ago
Wow I know. It’s like they think it’s the OFFICIAL NAME OF YOUR GENERATION or something
Load More Replies... CeeJay 1 year ago
Please stop this nonsense it's not to do with that 😑 stop blaming people from the past for your future! The government's are loving the fact that generations are blaming eachother instead of focusing on them. They hike taxes, don't increase wages, inflation balloons up, they let amazon and eBay etc... away with tax evasion. Boomers, x gen, millenials, gen Z and future generations shld come together and tell the governments around the world we have had enough! They are to blame not us! They are greedy and entitled and don't care who they hurt, enough is enough!
CeeJay 1 year ago
Sick of this boomer generation blame thing! It's the government's to blame not generations. I will ask... if gen z had the same opportunity to buy a house like in the 70s wld u take it or not? Or wld u let your family live on the street and say its because your thinking of future generations!? Your only here because your family put a roof over your head and made sure they worked 9 till 5, sometimes in horrible conditions because there was not work life balance then or even respect for women in the work place. By the way I'm not a boomer I just think logical about amd know history of how people were treated. There was no mental health days and sometimes no maternity leave! So stop and think before u comment on something you have no clue about.
Lorius Interruptus 1 year ago
"stop blaming the past for the future"???? Do you know how TIME works???? Geezus, what an ignorant, matsterbatory monologue!
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Mark Fuller 1 year ago
I took one look at this and thought, "you may have been taught keyboard shortcuts, but wouldn't it be lovely if you had a basic grasp of grammar too?"
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Verena 1 year ago
Yawn. The moment somebody uses "boomer", this person agrees to be addressed as "kiddo" by me. Don't mess with grandparents.
Liz Thomas 1 year ago
Wow I know. It’s like they think it’s the OFFICIAL NAME OF YOUR GENERATION or something
Load More Replies... CeeJay 1 year ago
Please stop this nonsense it's not to do with that 😑 stop blaming people from the past for your future! The government's are loving the fact that generations are blaming eachother instead of focusing on them. They hike taxes, don't increase wages, inflation balloons up, they let amazon and eBay etc... away with tax evasion. Boomers, x gen, millenials, gen Z and future generations shld come together and tell the governments around the world we have had enough! They are to blame not us! They are greedy and entitled and don't care who they hurt, enough is enough!
CeeJay 1 year ago
Sick of this boomer generation blame thing! It's the government's to blame not generations. I will ask... if gen z had the same opportunity to buy a house like in the 70s wld u take it or not? Or wld u let your family live on the street and say its because your thinking of future generations!? Your only here because your family put a roof over your head and made sure they worked 9 till 5, sometimes in horrible conditions because there was not work life balance then or even respect for women in the work place. By the way I'm not a boomer I just think logical about amd know history of how people were treated. There was no mental health days and sometimes no maternity leave! So stop and think before u comment on something you have no clue about.
Lorius Interruptus 1 year ago
"stop blaming the past for the future"???? Do you know how TIME works???? Geezus, what an ignorant, matsterbatory monologue!
Load More Replies... Mark Fuller 1 year ago
I took one look at this and thought, "you may have been taught keyboard shortcuts, but wouldn't it be lovely if you had a basic grasp of grammar too?"
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