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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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Yayheterogeneity
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a joke. They post all kinds of signs and spread a little disturbance 😂

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De'Anna Monical
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the sock so dirty though, did she walk there without shoes?!😂

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Neil Mason
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so how is he meant to divorce her if she doesn't want him to locate her???????

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Davo gifman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going off that dirty sock. Michael may feel like his luck is finally starting to change.

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Gina Mangin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Michael...she committed adultery, and this is proof, call your lawyer!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't be the only one who thinks this sign reads like a KIDNAPPING. Is she okay?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He/She needs to wash that dirty a*s sock. They're both disgusting, the sock says a lot.

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Cheyanne Pavan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why such cruelty? Michael must be a horrible person to deserve this!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally - the mystery of where that missing sock goes has been solved! Looks like an inside job.

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Adrian Scarlett
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure Michael is better off without someone who owns that disgusting sock

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Zainub Hameed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i just caannttt OMMGGGGG THATS AN ACTUAL SIGN!!?? AND THE FACT THE SHE ADDED A KISS TO THE SIGN!?!??! OMG I JUST KANT

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tacky. The sock is very dirty. Everything about this post is TMI. From everyone except Michael. Who might be better off!

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Sheryl Bee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This all feels very... Coerced. Can we get a wellfare check on this lady?

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Seamus Crumley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SOCK??? If she is that vindictive, I'm sure she could have sent somthing else. Leave it to the imagination. I wouldn't be able to recognize any of my wife's socks.

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Dani R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I suspect she's tied up in this guy's basement against her will?

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Larry XK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the wife's disgusting dirty socks had to be pictured here?

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wanda T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A 6 figure man who couldn’t get her a new pair of sockS or at least wash this 1 before displaying it👀… Michael you ARE going to be alright- good riddance

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmmmm if's real it's pretty shameful and if it's fake it's a good read while walking the dog.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i like that he wasn't gloaty about it.just gave him some advice to help get back on his feet

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Alessandra Rodriguez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who would want to live with that kind of a wife!? (not saying my socks are any better looking…😞)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder if he has a housekeeper because apparently neither one of them clean the floors. Either that or she wears her socks multiple days in a row. Either way, gross.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a nasty sock. Looks like she wiped her a** with it

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Michael was Probably a abusive husband

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The calibre of your guns should be sufficient to distinguish you all.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

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