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This Instagram Account Shares Pics Of Offensive, Dorky Or Bizarre Mugs That People Brought To Their Offices
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When it comes to the nine-to-five grind, there are certain universal experiences we can all complain about. Think horrible bosses, backstabbing politics, completely senseless policies, mental and emotional burnout — should I go on? It’s no secret that many of us can barely get through our working hours. But thankfully, there’s a well-known antidote that fuels us for the grueling day ahead and helps us keep our sanity intact — a steaming hot cup of joe.
However, not all mugs were created equal. While taking a sip from a sentimental custom-made cup instantly cheers you up, some workplaces opt for ridiculously absurd designs that almost beg to be judged. So let us introduce you to 'S**te Mugs', an Instagram account dedicated purely to this cause. It collects some of the most awful and bizarre cups people found at work and mercilessly shames them online.
We at Bored Panda have gone through their feed and collected some of the most ridiculously funny pictures to share with you all. So turn on the pot, pull up your chair, and get ready to enjoy a laugh at these design crimes. Be sure to upvote the pictures that baffled you most and let us know what you think about them in the comments!
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Laura Jackson 3 years ago
Isn't it sad when the truth is deemed offensive, dorky, or bizarre?😳😬🤯
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Jill Rhodry 3 years ago
Because...get ready to grasp your pearls...it's...it's...*whispers* socialism.... ;-D
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DaveR38 3 years ago
True. Nye Bevan would be horrified at the underfunding of the NHS these days
Chewie Baron 3 years ago
It to mention how agog and horrified he would be at what the US calls a ‘health Service’,
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Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
How on earth could this be considered offensive? If someone finds it so, I'd say that was their guilt stabbing at them. Looking at you US government and Big Pharma.
Deborah Harris 3 years ago
and South Wales please ...Aneurin Bevan was welsh :P
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Step 3 years ago
Let's add food, housing, and water to that and it's even more accurate. Denying people any of those necessities because they don't have money or enough money is cruel and inhumane. It is mind blowing how so many people in society think this s**t is normal to do anyone like that.
Martin Crockett 3 years ago
I don't comment very often,but, Nye Bevan,was possibly the greatest parliamentarian ever, and to describe his quote,about the world beating health system,which continues as the seminal example of healthcare in the world....WORLD,as "goofy" just shows how far intelligence about the world has fallen.
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"The University of North Texas really didn’t think this through"
glowworm2 3 years ago
I kind of love it though because unintentional or not, it is rather clever.
DandytheLion 3 years ago
That is hilarious! I didn't get the mug at all until I read a few comments but your comment was genius!
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Blackheart 3 years ago
In the video "Doom or Destiny" Joan Jett and Deborah Harry have mugs that say this very much on purpose.
Ian Webling 3 years ago (edited)
I went to the University of Cape Town. A popular tee-shirt read "I'm From UCT." The "rom" in "From" was in a tiny font.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
That's great and you just know it was done on purpose!
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Aidan Pite 3 years ago
OH MY GOD IT'S REAL IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE I LOVE YOU AUSTRALIA THIS IS FKIN HILARIOUS
Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 3 years ago
I wish I could downvote your information instead of downvoting you!!
Load More Replies... Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago
"To explore & understand the deep unknown" 🤣 So beautifully understated in the small print!
DaisyGirl 3 years ago
Sadly that isn't actually real... one very clever person created this when Australian Govt announced it would be creating a space agency in 2017
T J R 3 years ago
Yup, I just went and looked it up and sure enough it was just regular folks being silly. I was hoping it was real because I would totally buy some mugs to support them :D
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Bored Panda managed to get in touch with the creator of the 'S**te Mugs' Instagram account. They preferred to stay anonymous but were kind enough to have a friendly chat about their page and the inspiration behind it. They started this social media project in March 2019 as a means to poke fun at silly cup designs. Ever since then, they have been sharing countless photos of ridiculous mugs found at work and amassing like-minded people eager to become a part of their community.
"We all find ourselves squirreling around in the kitchenette cupboard at work, mindlessly looking for a suitable mug, hoping that you don’t have to make conversation with anyone. At all. Just get your coffee and get outta there," the founder told us how they got the idea to launch this page. "But wait. I can’t use this monstrosity, I just can’t. It’s a Peter Andre mug. Ripped muscles, impossibly shiny torso. The mug says 'Judy.'"
They felt grossed out, repulsed, and disgusted by simply looking at the cup, so they put it back. Only to pick up another monstrosity that immediately added more fuel to their nightmares. "OK, what’s this… This one is sickly pink and says: 'THIS *KEEPS* STACEY GOING UNTIL IT’S ACCEPTABLE *TO DRINK* Prosecco.'" And this is how it all started — their obsession with weird, ridiculous, and downright awful mugs.
#4
Mary Rogers 3 years ago
And Jesus would have told selfish people to do everything they could to protect their neighbors from covid. You know the whole "love thy neighbor" thing that many conservative Christians ignored because "freedumb?"
CatGirl 3 years ago
OMG 'freedumb' that's a new one - brilliant, and definitely being used this week
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General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
If Jesus had His second coming today, many "Christians" would crucify Him a second time.
Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
Feed the hungry? Comfort the bereaved? Help those in need? Don't pray in the streets? Eschew money and live simply? Pick the log out of your own eye and don't throw stones? All told to them by a brown Middle Eastern Jew in a dress? Yeah, Conservative Christians would crucify him, then lynch him, then set him on fire. Nothing today's Conservative Christians promote has ANYTHING to do with Jesus or his teachings. Conservative Christians are morally bankrupt assholes who use their "faith" as a weapon to harm as many others as they can.
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Madeleine C 3 years ago
Umm..could you guys please stop being rude to Christians in the comments?
Leslie Jabine 3 years ago
I will try to be civilized on this site but some very public figures who claim to be Christian right now are not behaving as Jesus would have recommended. So those of you who do call yourselves Christians, perhaps you need to hold those figures to account.
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Hey! 3 years ago
My BIL and his wife just caught COVID (July 2022) and are extremely sick. They are not vaccinated. The reasons they gave at the time was because 1. His immune system is weak 2. She has a heart problem. The reality is that they should have taken the vaccines for both those reasons. But my MIL bought it and didn't think anything of it. The real reason is that they are both over-the-top religious and their Church members are anti-vaxxers; they think they did the right thing. They did not. I hope they don't die for the sake of my husband.
T MB83 3 years ago
Well, me and my partner got vaccinated, he is chronically ill so he thought he should, and he had vaccine reaction and ended up in the hospital, it's taken him months to recover, and I never had any problems with my health and now have heart problems after the vaccine, and then to be told you only have 4% protection after the first two? Great..we're still not antivaxxers, we're just trying to get a different type now.
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ThatRandomGuy 3 years ago
Mary would've also not let Jesus be shot and killed by a maniac (not trying to sound like I'm shaming Mary I am adding on to this mug)
Hey! 3 years ago
Well, she couldn't do anything against Pilate. If they had guns, there's nothing she could have done either. And if hadn't died, people wouldn't be able to be saved.
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Fish Fingers 3 years ago
But didn't god (and people allowed by god) murder babies left, right and centre throughout the bible? Hey up, angel of death, mind how you go Herod...
Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
Yeah, that's the problem: today's Christians in America insist on forcing their wacky beliefs on the rest of us. I hope they're prepared to be treated the same.
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First of all know she would not have. Being the son of god you would have just said no. Scare the c**p out of the doctor but say no.
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Quinn Nix 3 years ago
Goes out *more* than I do? That wheelie bin doesn't roll itself out to the curb and back, you know.
Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
Exactly. And I did don the tiara and long white gloves to put out the bin
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OwenHasADHD 3 years ago
You really think I would let my wheelie bin catch COVID by letting it go outside?? Shameful.
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It’s no secret that the product design industry is forever changing, and we humans have gotten pretty used to well-thought-out things. After all, companies and designers put in their time, money, and effort to bring these items to the shelves and, consequently, into our lives. So we expect them to meet us with quality and value, right? Well, even though they were created to satisfy a specific need in the market, the examples in this list prove that sometimes they miss the mark by a long shot.
When the creator of this account stood and stared at these baffling atrocities, they wondered how these "creations" ended up in the kitchen cupboards at their workplace. "Who buys them? Who buys them for others? This is not OK," they told us. "I mull it over. And I start to spot them… everywhere."
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The Scout 3 years ago
Until a few years ago, a British royal ornithological society had the domain name "nice-tits.org". I would go out on a limb and say most people finding that website by chance did not exactly get what they were looking for...
Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago
Why would they alter that? I'd love to have seen that advertised as part of an awareness campaign.
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Sarah 3 years ago
Came here to ask just that! I remember seeing it on the interesting bathroom door signs post.
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Kassiopeia 3 years ago
Little secret: Germans are going crazy about this on ich_iel as the word, when put in google translate translates to "boobs"
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"Plop some ploppy old, milky tea in my flabby, plappy mug please"
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago
This is just as uncomfortable as hearing a recording of my own voice
Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago (edited)
Your voice is probably great from our (aka, the world's) perspective. It makes me as uncomfortable as the idea of seeing myself have a rectal examination by 20 student doctors (plus some random guy who walked in because he saw an opening)
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Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
And it probably releases a woody scent when you put a hot mug on it
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Lila Wells 3 years ago
The way I interpreted this made me think that it's not "dark" humor...or maybe my mind is just too dirty
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hotdog and baloney 3 years ago
You Are not garbage! i care for you so i say youre an amazing person and youre now my bestie
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elysse stands with the ukraine 3 years ago
you are not a waste of space don't you dare say that :( you're amazing even if you can't see it !! <33
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Tyler Hernadi 3 years ago
I was gonna make a joke about eating worthless junk but I see I'm late to the party
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
Well, Stardust and Tyler H. if you’re eating junk food you are definitely in good company because I think a majority of us have had a fair share of junk food. So definitely not bad at everything or worthless. You’re just like the rest of us, human.
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To get to the bottom of these very fine questions, they had to first categorize their awfulness. According to them, one common group is cups that are desperately alluding to how "fun" people want to be seen outside of the office. For example, "Gym? I thought you said GIN" or "This job reminds me I NEED a glass of wine."
Another frequent category that really grinds their gears is where mugs indicate that come Friday, there is excitement everywhere, and your life is enriched with unquenchable excitement right away. Cups that represent this category usually state: "I might look like I'm listening to you, but in my head, I'm playing golf." And let’s not forget the mugs that reflect the painful passivity that comes with work, reminding us that we’re all unwitting drones to the social construct we call "the week", they added. "Is it Friday yet?" or "Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?" are just a few cringe-inducing examples of that.
#10
stardust 3 years ago (edited)
Wait guys. My gaydar is going wild. Call me crazy, but I think they might be gay
#11
Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago
Just "close your eyes and think of England".
Load More Replies... Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
I used to have a t-shirt that said official Bird shirt but the R was covered in fake poop as well as the rest of the shirt. So it looked like bird shït If you're a bird person you get it.
#12
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
Because we've been there and done that and know how to play the game.
Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
Back in the 1980s the Haight Ashbury Senior Center had t-shirts that said this. Now that I'm old, I REALLY want one.
According to the creator, these terrible mugs represent the absolute futility of many jobs we do and the position we find ourselves in. "Innocuous. Disposable. Expendable. But, when I find myself alone in the beige work kitchen with the Wickes dapple-slate laminate, piles of mixed, almost translucent side plates, piles of knives, no forks and I come across absolute bollocks like this — I chuckle heartily to myself," they told us. "Slagging off the awful-mug scene cheers me up immensely."
"And it seems to strike a chord with others too," the creator added. They revealed that they love receiving submissions from their followers. "It gives me a buzz to know that fellow like-minded mug-spotting enthusiasts have come across some absolute hackneyed trite and have been riled enough to ping me."
#13
It_is_what_it_is 3 years ago
Literally the first time I have seen a pole dancing unicorn. I hope it's not the last!
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I want this for my nurse practitioner. We've been doing zoom calls for my meds because of covid and she always freaks out when she sees my dog. She knows how important he is for my mental health and loves him to death!
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Robert T 3 years ago
I can't get it to scan, but it is a simple one dimensional barcode, so it is just a number.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
My dad had something similar but it was a shot glass with a prescription saying one shot until pain goes away.
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
I want this!! Hey Pandas do you know where i can find this mug? Seriously asking. All i drink is coffee and this would be the perfect mug lol.
SarahBee 3 years ago
Search "coffee prescription mug" and you'll find lots of options.
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You'd probably pay $1000 co-pay for that prescription.
The account also serves as a creative outlet since the curator of the page revels in making up "bonkers" stories to go with the ridiculous pictures. One such post that has caught the attention of many showcases an extremely tragic mug and a made-up story about "Barry, Maurice, and Robin Gibb from The Bee Gees". Ever since the post went up, they have been receiving messages from earnest fans that question the creator’s "facts". "Or finding Anne Boleyn’s mug and hatching a preposterous tale around it, then getting likes from @tudorhistory accounts," they added.
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Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 3 years ago
When the comment has more upvotes than the post
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Nimues Child 3 years ago
Upvote for the B52s earworm that is now in my head!
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Wonderful 3 years ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Just one rainstorm and there will be millions.
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Terri Johnson 3 years ago
This is The House of Mugs, or better known at the Collettsville Cup House. It's just down the road from me along Old Johns River Road, a bit north of Collettsville, North Carolina, USA. Here's a link to their website: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-house-of-mugs-collettsville-north-carolina
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DaveR38 3 years ago
Loving this! Worst mistake my country has made in my lifetime (cue the down votes...)
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
And today they're mad because there are traffic jams at Dover because of passport checks to go to France. "That's not what I voted for!". Yes, it is.
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Petra Moon 3 years ago
I was struck dumb when they announced people had voted to leave the EU. Worst thing that has ever happened. I’m still angry! (I’m British).
Matthew Wilkins 3 years ago
Besides the deluded electorate, we have Facebook, Cambridge Analytics, Putin and the Tories to thank for the result and for deluding them. ...but .don't forgot it was the will of the people!
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Suzanne McHenry 3 years ago
Ah, Brexit, the gift that keeps on giving. Do not blame me, I voted to Remain in the EU. People who voted to leave the EU still has no clue to the ignorant damage they caused.
commie pinkofag 3 years ago
Our species is very clever about our stupidity, just not clever enough to stop being stupid.
Hayley Jade Eade-Hollier 3 years ago
"pour me a large cup of tea, please... WHERE'S MY TEA??!"
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"In most cases, the terrible mug offers a glimpse into the soul. They are, at times, strangely intimate. We cling to them, creatures of habit, they offer a comforting constancy against the chaotic monotony of work. We develop an emotional attachment to them. Our fondness for them goes far beyond any objective value. They make us feel safe on an unconscious level. If somebody takes your mug, it’s unnerving, devastating even," they told us.
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psf0715 3 years ago
I have a hellfire tshirt and some catholic lady who is always on the streets giving people random jesus [things] got scared and said "YOU WORSHIP SATAN?!?!??!" I should get this mug as well and give it to her
Sarah Stalder 3 years ago
Hellfire? Is it a band? Or maybe a D&D club. Thinking Stranger Things.
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foofoofloofy 3 years ago
H A I L S A T A N H A I L S A T A N H A I L S A T A N ...and so forth.
T5n 3 years ago (edited)
I want one with a honey badger that says “eat honey Fight God” Edit: I don’t want to fight any deity, but I’m sure a honey badger would.
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Cara G 3 years ago (edited)
Speaking of sweary coffee mugs, I have one that says "I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly like a f*cking lady!" in a fancy font.
Hyde and Seek 3 years ago
I want that on a saucer to go with my jubilee teacup
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
My 4 year old nephew loves unicorns because "they can stab people". God I love that kid
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
And that kids is why My Little Ponies dont/cant have caffeine lol.
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
I am going to make somebody print me a t-shirt with a picture of a unicorn and the words "I WILL F**K YOU UP WITH MY HORN". I need to have it.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
I'll take one that says back fück up cünt face!
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Jeffrey Diehl 3 years ago
Is it strange that I heard that in Fluttershy's voice? (I know, she's not a unicorn)
"I stay anonymous, so the following will lack context considering the job I do, but I once received a hilariously passive-aggressive email sent to all staff. It read: 'A number of mugs and spoons have gone walkabouts from the kitchen. A number of the mugs are personal to colleagues. If you have made drinks and have forgotten to return the mugs, can you please do so as soon as possible?' I laughed so hard over this. Too hard," the creator said, adding that awful-mug politics and the rituals they evoke are simply sublime.
We hope you're enjoying this list filled with pictures of cringeworthy yet definitely entertaining mugs. Maybe you even have one to share of your own? Then, be sure to send it over to the creator of the 'S**te Mugs' account, and who knows, your picture might get featured!
#22
Jaden Alexander 3 years ago (edited)
Be Coffee, My Friend. - Empty your mind. - Be formless, shapeless, like coffee. - You put coffee into a mug, it becomes the mug. - You put coffee into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. - You put it into a teapot, it will still be coffee. - Now coffee can be hype or it can be decaf. - Be coffee, my friend.
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Sarah Stalder 3 years ago
Britney got done dirty. Fortunately, her devoted fans pressed the issue and had her back.
commie pinkofag 3 years ago
There was a multi-million dollar light at the end of Britney's tunnel.
Tessb90 3 years ago
I think the owner has used it every day since 2007, so it may be mid use..? I hope
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Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago
In my experience, the proud owner of a mug like that is often the twat..
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Emily 3 years ago
Please tell me this is one of those color changing mugs so you can see how much tea/coffee is inside
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
This reminds me of the bar glasses of a place that I waited tables at back in my youth. They were based on lab glassware and had ml markings that said things like "full up", "still full", "almost empty" and "refill time". The biggest glass was for a special drink called a "Sammy's Whammy" and was made in an actual Pyrex glass. It was alot of fun.
Hayley Jade Eade-Hollier 3 years ago
we've this @ home but don't work no more 'cause we put it in the dishwasher... new cup of this every x-mas
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Marcela Mikulová 3 years ago
Really hate these "farting" jokes... I think it is funny only at kindergarten age... Fart if u must, but shut up about it!
Darren Fusellier 3 years ago
Ah hell no! Embrace the farts! To be honest though men never really graduate mentally from kindergarten so we can get away with it haha
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Kitty Kat 3 years ago
I have a mug that says, "Oh for fox sake." (It, of course, has a red fox on it).
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Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I'm Polish and someone bought me one of these as a joke..it has "Polish Mug" on it.. lol
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Samara Messer 3 years ago
I have this mug. My brother got it for me as a joke, not because he thinks I'm an a**, I worked in a bathroom showroom at the time.
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SerumSeven 3 years ago
Wear a condom, though, because you definitely don't want what they have.
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Kirsten St John Brown 3 years ago
Want this! Wonder if it's a reference to the band My Chemical Romance? This is what the lead singer shouted out at his concert after the Daily Mail claimed their music leads to teen suicides.
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Susan Flewelling 3 years ago
My Mum was always asking for just half a cup of coffee. Got her one of these as a joke back in the 60s. When she died in 2003 she still had it! Memories!!
WordWeaver 3 years ago
Mum had one of these and used it for one of my brothers. He was so offended but she was tired of him asking for "jutt half a cup" wen he visited.
Rebekah Krause 3 years ago
Why was he offended?!?!? My mom also had one for my grandmother, and she thought it was a laugh every time. They are both gone but I still have that mug.
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Zaza Zooey 3 years ago
It's also known as the inflation cup. In the year 2022, it is exactly half of that half.
Elizabeth Butler 3 years ago
My husband bought this for my mother who ALWAYS said this, and he waited until she said it to give it to her.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
My mum got one of these from her first boss because she always asked for that when she was working. She still has it, despite being really clumsy.
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Basko 3 years ago
I heard that you haven't enjoyed it. You just wanted to go home.
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David Martin 3 years ago
I'm a huge Friday the 13th fan, and I legitimately own this exact same mug thanks to a friend of mine. One of the high lights of my F13th collection
Angeline Nealy 3 years ago
I NEED THIS!!! MY HOUSE HAS A 7 FOOT JASON VOORHEES STATUE IN THE LIVINGROOM! THATS LIVING!!!!
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Nimues Child 3 years ago
Well loved mug that has been repaired many times, I see.~~~~~~~~~ (tildes added by my cat...0
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
Someone loves that mug so much they even glued the handle back on. Aww.
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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I didn’t realise it was Nemo until I read your comment. I thought it was a white haired man with conjunctivitis
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WordWeaver 3 years ago
Definitely another work mug. To be prominently displayed within view of boss.
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
I would totally give this one to our data manager, he would love it, and it goes with his old 'F*ck Windows Vista' T-shirt.
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Stormy 3 years ago
I prefer my coffee in peace…reason 8,732 I’ve never wanted or had children
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Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago
If you have this mug, I'd like to send you a hug and a chat over coffee.. 😔
April Stephens 3 years ago
Not my favorite mug. I agree being up with a crying child is c**p, but reinforcing "life is c**p" just makes it all worse. I hope they find a good source of support like chatting/venting with Sleeping Solipsist. I guess the mug can be a cry for real help.
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Hannah S 3 years ago
Even the happiest mothers have nights like this. It's frustrating in the moment but I wouldn't necessarily call it "depressing."
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Michael Sanders 3 years ago
Man I need to start a mug company for miserable people. Looks like it’s high profit.
LeiLah 3 years ago
Yeah... that's not always how it works. Especially now...
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Hyde and Seek 3 years ago
1.it's horrible.2. The two pictured are disgusting. 3. Trafficking
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Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago
The perfect mug to let everyone know you’re having a flare-up
Aidan Wells 3 years ago
when i first saw this i thought it said herbes. it seems i still retain some of my innocence
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Deborah Harris 3 years ago
me too but usually i always put it off until tomorrow :)
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Peacemaker21 3 years ago (edited)
That wood be making Christmas ornaments. I usually make tree at a time. However, when I am working, please leaf me alone for I hate to be disturbed. Normally on the job I eat pine-apples but sometimes I fig-ure that oranges are healthier. (Too many puns?)
Erica Ventura 3 years ago
My inner 12-year-old sees nothing but double entendres with this one, and my husband would be so much worse.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
My mind went right to I turn things into wood because I'm mentally 12, lol
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Glynna Bowood 3 years ago
This is an interesting mug- I wish we could read all the stuff written on it.
Joy Hunter 3 years ago
Well, at least one is a quote from Jane Austen; the others all sound like they could be her, too.
Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
They all are...the one on the left is from Persuasion, the one about annuity is the loathsome F***y Dashwood from S and S. Too large a party...I THINK is also S and S, the one about the half the world is from Emma. The two others are both from P and P. Would love to see the other side.
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Hadley 3 years ago (edited)
There's a matching Edgar Allen Poe mug too! I have them both. They're from a company called the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. You can buy them from the site.
Allison B 3 years ago
Thank you! I was really curious about where to get one!
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Chrissie Anit 3 years ago
I LOVE that mug! I would buy it in an instant - if not for the rather ugly handle which destroys the whole design, imo.
A B C the Third 3 years ago
🙈 need more coffee, I just read Dr. Boner for a moment...
Load More Replies... Jeffrey Diehl 3 years ago
"One can never be too rich, too thin, have too much chocolate or too many comic books." Cindy Okumoto
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
Must be trumps apparently he cheats at golf just like everything else
Kaya Thompson 3 years ago
FINALLY!! I can now tell my dr the reason I am alway dehydrated… told him day drinking was not the problem…
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Isaac 3 years ago (edited)
Lmaoo Don’t get me wrong. I hate that that image is in my head, but I have to give you props on the wordplay
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Sleeping Solipsist 3 years ago
Oh my god.. I was scrolling the comments looking for people who noticed that! I find it creepy.😂
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Amanda MacDonald 3 years ago
This reminds me of a mug I have with a bunch of giraffes that look like they are having an orgy on it.
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Elizabeth Elliot 3 years ago
Every kid in the UK got given one of these by school - every middle aged family has one in a cupboard!
Peeka_Mimi 3 years ago
I was 8 and watched the wedding on TV. I was so envious, I wanted to be her. Now at age 49 since 97 actually [watched funeral too] and I felt so sorry for her. No part of me would want the nightmare she lived. I was married to a narcissist and that was painful enough without the whole world in my face 24/7.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago (edited)
I remember their wedding. It was televised on American television and we were thrilled at the time... especially anglophiles. It became something very sad for us too.
Lamalo 3 years ago
*flashback*! Fun fact... In 1981 there was a huge air traffic controller strike in Heathrow Airport that left my family and thousands of others stranded on the ground for at least 12 hours. The passengers of our flight weren't allowed to leave the airport for security reasons and all I can remember is roaming the halls for hours and hours looking at all the royal wedding memorabilia... 🙄
Jeffrey Diehl 3 years ago
41 years ago yesterday as of this writing. Too bad it was doomed from before the start.
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"It’s a burger. It’s a bong. It’s a BURGER BONG!!"
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Mary Rogers 3 years ago (edited)
And I am sure she loves it when you leave the toilet seat up.
Dillon Brown 3 years ago
My wife and I argue about leaving the toilet lid up 😅. I'm the one that wants the lid closed, by the way. Lol
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Boris Long-Johnson 3 years ago
Or just a massive height disparity to be fair. I can’t even fit my behind the wheel when my partner has been driving - I’m not that tall but she’s very short.
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General Anaesthesia 3 years ago (edited)
It was a dark and Stormy night when he cheated on Vlad Putin.
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Frauke Knothe 3 years ago
I really don't like it, but it looks handmade and if it is, I appreciate the well done details.
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glowworm2 3 years ago
I was wondering what was wrong with this one. Now I know. It’s Ted Bundy.
Christof Irran 3 years ago (edited)
You're right, it is Bundy. At first I thought it was John McEnroe... Sheesh.
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Really don't understand people idolizing a psychopathic serial killer but to each their own I guess...
Hadley 3 years ago
Dude, it's a coffee mug, not a damn shrine. This is just a funny mug, not "idolizing." Grow up.
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Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago (edited)
The multiple colors, fonts, text SiZeS, and asterisks make me twitch
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
on the other side of the mug it says "LIVE 𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔"
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Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose. He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Looks like one of those personalised mugs you get at gift shops. Can the "BORT" license plates be far away?
Guile main 3 years ago
IS ANYONE GOING TO POINT OUT WHAT THAT ONE LEGO GUY IS STANDING ON?! ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, AND IT HURTS ME AS SOMEONE WHOS EXTREMELY INTO LEGOS!
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
I thought Jesus walked on water, not legos, but equally impressive.
Eris Kallisti 3 years ago (edited)
So this is just a personalized mug in the gift section of the Lego Discovery Center. There are others behind it with different names.
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Arthur Waite 3 years ago
My Aunt had a whole string of these, on the fireplace mantle. King Henry VIII at one end, and Elizabeth II at the other. I thought they were Shakespear's characters until one rainy afternoon she gave me the name and history of each one. Bored me to tears, it did.
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"Watching the children whilst also keeping an eye on the game"
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WordWeaver 3 years ago
Just about the ugliest mug I have ever seen. And that's counting the Kim Jong Un and Trump one!
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Terry Tobias 3 years ago
People shouldn't need another person to complete them. Maybe enhance what they already are? That being said... my dog and my cats actually do complete me! 🐶😺😸
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Chewie Baron 3 years ago
Ah, Sid James. Probably the dirtiest laugh by anyone on the planet. For co fused I -Brits, this chap was a South African born actor who was in the best comedy shows. Firstly on the Radio, then on TV, with Tony Hancock (actual comedy genius) and later was one of the cornerstones of the Carry On… film series.
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Sanchez Vasile 3 years ago
good job with manchester! despite knowing the terrorists, mihalache kept doing his parties and you even want their spies to climb up the hierarchy!
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Stormy 3 years ago (edited)
I shiver even at the image! Screw coffee and tea! This just broke my addiction to caffeine!
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Jody Whitmarsh 3 years ago
The mug would be shattered into a million pierces when I hurl it into a wall
RandomFrog(He/They️️) 3 years ago
I would get an identical one w out the spider and randomly switch them out hehehehehe.
Dana Ondráčková 3 years ago
I have a porcelán Cup with attached cow in it looking up, it was pain to mix stuff in it. And my partner used to have a Cup with painted cocroachin it
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Terry Tobias 3 years ago
You couldn't pay me to go shopping at the mall! Thank God for buying online and having it delivered!
Little Wonder 3 years ago
My father is always baffled when I get deliveries from shops that are at the local mall. "It's a 20 minute drive, you won't have to wait a week to get your stuff" "But i have to GO THERE, nothankyou"
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
They brought her back on the reboot of spitting image her puppet is always hilarious but I still like the classic from the 80s. If you haven't seen it it's great. The puppets could also be seen in the Genesis video for Land of confusion.
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Rebekah Krause 3 years ago
I don’t think this is a joke, I think this is just a promotional mug from camo. At least here in America cigarette brands used to give away promotional material like this all the time.. or you could buy it with points off of packs . I I think someone was too younger to unfamiliar with the brand to understand that.
WordWeaver 3 years ago
The joke (when Camel represented cigarette brand) was that the picture of the manufacturer was on the label. Which explained the "genuine taste"!
Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
When I was younger joke was that joe camel on the front looked like a penis and balls. https://images.app.goo.gl/p78m8UPuTXPikWie6
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Aidan Pite 3 years ago
So you can see the after while you're still in the before stages of alcohol consumption.
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Jon 3 years ago
Roy and Hayley Cropper. Two long-standing characters who were in the British soap opera, Coronation Street ("Corrie"). Hayley, who became a very popular character in Corrie, was the first permanent character in a soap opera who was transgender (though not played by a transgender actress).
Chewie Baron 3 years ago
She played Hayley with such brilliance and care it was a treat to watch Julie Hesmondhalgh who played her and Coronation Street won awards left right and centre.
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Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
Beans in a mug with a sausage spoon, see Alan Patridge for further reference.
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helen anderson 3 years ago
Hi Jaden! You need a mug with a picture of his 2nd wife to say that!😉
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RoanTheMad 3 years ago
f****n irony considering how much he and his tory asshat friends underfunded it. f*****g twatcunts the lot of em
Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
Wasn't he going to give the NHS 350 million pounds every week after Brexit?
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Well I used to think I was a girl and now I'm not do not really unless you want to use the argument that you are always the gender that you realise tou are. Not sure how to word this better I apologise
LoneTomato 3 years ago
Uh what? unless the girl is Trans or grows up to be a woman. (Unless I'm missing a major part of a joke or something?)
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Cold Eagle 3 years ago
Ex Navy. It's a tradition once you reach a certain rank to not wash your mug. It's a luck thing.
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
Used to work with a chap many moons ago whose mug was just like this he used to say it added taste to his brew. One day the lass in the office washed up everyone's mugs, he went all mardy arsed cos it was now clean. After that he hid it in his locker and it only came out at brew time. It was minging.
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Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite sayings “why are you still talking, I’ve stopped listening”.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago
I have a Star Trek coffee mug showing an away crew from TOS. When you put in hot liquid, the crew transports from the transport pad to the planet surface.
Chewie Baron 3 years ago
Can we have more threads like this please? My kind of thread, and in a way, a window into people’s minds.
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
You could also start an "ask pandas" challenge and have people post pics. ☺
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
I have a mug that looks like a cow's udder with 4 little teet feet.
Azrial Alaria 3 years ago
I had a girl come into my work a few days ago, she had a water bottle with stickers plastered all over it. One of the stickers had a cat on it and said "Be gay, steal things!" I cannot for the life of me, understand what in world that even means?! Like...HUH?!
phil blanque 3 years ago
was with a Chinese friend in New Orleans - the French Quarter. It was fascinating to him because he had been in the US only a short time. We stopped in a shop filled with mugs...all in the shape of genitalia, buttocks, and breasts. On the bottom, they all were printed "Made in China". I imagined a 45 year old woman in China, making these, and I asked my friend;"Would she wonder who buys them?". He just laughed and said: "We know that.....Americans!!"
Hypoxia Smurf 3 years ago
I worked in a large corporate computer center loaded with IBM mainframes. The software environment for attached terminals (3720s, if you care) was OS-360 timesharing option aka TSO. A favorite slogan on coffee mugs and (big) lapel pins was TSO MADE LINDA LOVELACE GAG. In case you don't know, Linda gained fame in the film DEEP THROAT. You can see where this is going. ;)
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite sayings “why are you still talking, I’ve stopped listening”.
Load More Replies... CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago
I have a Star Trek coffee mug showing an away crew from TOS. When you put in hot liquid, the crew transports from the transport pad to the planet surface.
Chewie Baron 3 years ago
Can we have more threads like this please? My kind of thread, and in a way, a window into people’s minds.
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
You could also start an "ask pandas" challenge and have people post pics. ☺
Load More Replies... Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
I have a mug that looks like a cow's udder with 4 little teet feet.
Azrial Alaria 3 years ago
I had a girl come into my work a few days ago, she had a water bottle with stickers plastered all over it. One of the stickers had a cat on it and said "Be gay, steal things!" I cannot for the life of me, understand what in world that even means?! Like...HUH?!
phil blanque 3 years ago
was with a Chinese friend in New Orleans - the French Quarter. It was fascinating to him because he had been in the US only a short time. We stopped in a shop filled with mugs...all in the shape of genitalia, buttocks, and breasts. On the bottom, they all were printed "Made in China". I imagined a 45 year old woman in China, making these, and I asked my friend;"Would she wonder who buys them?". He just laughed and said: "We know that.....Americans!!"
Hypoxia Smurf 3 years ago
I worked in a large corporate computer center loaded with IBM mainframes. The software environment for attached terminals (3720s, if you care) was OS-360 timesharing option aka TSO. A favorite slogan on coffee mugs and (big) lapel pins was TSO MADE LINDA LOVELACE GAG. In case you don't know, Linda gained fame in the film DEEP THROAT. You can see where this is going. ;)
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