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You want the science? Fat cells start out life as fibroblasts, cells that make collagen protein to keep your skin supple, nothing fat about them. Then the body says "I have all this leftover fat, it's your turn to store it". And it becomes a fat cell. And once changed into a fat cell it never stops being a fat cell. Part of the problem is that a lot of toxic chemicals dissolve in fat. So as you draw on the fat you release these toxins into the bloodstream. And the body doesn't like that, so it says "fat cells, hold onto your fat", I'm going to pretend to be hungry instead.

Yeah, they never die, you are born with an X number of fatcells, often in the most awkward places. The only thing they do is fill when you eat, deflate when you starve yourself, and fill again when starving kills your organs off. A no-win situation at all times. And then we have these very nice people telling obese people that being obese is a choice and lack of discipline? I'd rather be obese and healthy than skinny and starved. Having said this: you do need to eat healthy food and exercise, but even then you can be obese unlike some people whom I've seen that are skinny eating junk food all the time. They should be aware that they gather fat around their organs even though you can't see it on the outside, they are much more unhealthy than obese people eating proper food.

fat cells have eternal life stitched up.

Plus they recruit.

Well, they will eventually go, but your butt will go first.

Do it, do it. for a man of course.

My grandmother often said; "Two wrongs don't make a right".

YAAAAAAAS!

Muwahaha!

I'm sick of women taking jibes at men. If this was a said by a woman, shame on you, you're treating men the same way we were treated 50 years ago. Feminism isn't about aping bad male behavoiur, it's about achieving our capabilities. There are good men and there are mediocre men and there are bad men, the same goes for women.

What a stupid question! My answer would have probably been "why? Do you need one?"

LMAO! I'll have to use that one.

Noted.

I'm sick of this. I was asked a similar question when I was 64. 64!!!!!!!!

I'll be your friend. We can hit the laundromat and then go out for snackies.

Miss this from my 20s when we all still lived in the same city we'd gone to uni in.

You had me at tacos

I have one of those -- and when we do go eat we treat eachother.

This basically sums up my relationship with my closest friends.

Aaah, the shrimp fried rice story, I remember that one

It was Bob. It's always Bob...

I would be so excited! Also what is this guy bringing that's so delicious? I need that recipe and to bring this criminal to justice.

I have a friend who jokes, “Please don’t beat me up.” I always respond, “I would never! Besides, I charge more for that and I don’t feel like doing that right now.” It always gets a laugh out of him. 😂

Some people are just evil

Marry him to who? /s

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Something similar happened to me years ago. My wife was also present. That was awkward for the lady who said that to me, especially when I called my wife over. I hope that lady learned her lesson.

Why are people so obsessed with Kardashians? I thought there aliens from Star Trek.

Um, doesn't one's personality factor in somewhere?

I write things and never add my qualification. Demonstrate a lack of confidence in who you are. And I'm a woman.