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Once upon a time, LinkedIn was a professional resource used to virtually track our career trajectories. It was an easy way to make connections with fellow professionals and allow companies to check out where you’re working and what you’ve accomplished recently. It’s not technically a social media site, however somewhere along the line, it started transitioning into a place where successful (we’ll use that word generously) people decided to start flaunting their wealth and sharing incredibly cringey posts…

That’s where The State of LinkedIn Twitter account comes into play. The page calls the site "a breeding ground for lies & brown-nosing", so down below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious tweets exposing false and ridiculous posts from LinkedIn that might give you secondhand embarrassment. Keep reading to also find interviews we were lucky enough to receive from the creator of The State of LinkedIn and LinkedIn Business Strategist, Salina Yeung.

Be sure to upvote the posts you find most atrocious, and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever encountered cringey or downright false claims on LinkedIn. Then, if you’d like to check out another Bored Panda article detailing what a cesspool LinkedIn has become in recent years, you can find our last post featuring The State of LinkedIn right here!

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Time to time we highlight good things on LinkedIn, this is one of them times

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did BP really censor the name of the store? I shouldn't be surprised, but somehow that still tickles me. 😂

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To gain some insight into the wild world of LinkedIn, we reached out to the creator of The State of LinkedIn on Twitter. They told us that this successful account originally started as a spin off to Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards, which we’ve also covered on Bored Panda before. “We got so many LinkedIn based submissions, then over the years it’s gained traction from there!” It certainly has. Since this account was launched in March 2017, it has amassed over 240k followers, and with the unlimited content LinkedIn has to provide, it’s likely to only keep growing.

But oddly enough, the person behind The State of LinkedIn told us that they don’t really use the site. “I have a profile, but I would say I open the app maybe once or twice a month. Considering the stuff that gets posted, it's probably for the best that I don't use it,” they added with a smile.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a long way to say "I was afraid of a guy on the train."

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Jp@nda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but why TF would everyone tense up over a phone e call? And"strangely" fingerless gloves? Homie, I wear fingerless gloves, it's so I can still do c**p but keep the rest of my hand warm. Aannd if he was in a biker gang wouldn't he be on a bike?? You're so cool, damn

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Michael Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then, it turns out, "Mum" was a codeword for his handler. "Gran" was his target, and "the carer" was the person who runs interference. Dinner was referring to any side "jobs" he could do afterwards.

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Dan Bexell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely right! For instance if you see a 120lb German Shepard running toward you with foam on his mouth, and snarling don't judge him by running away. He might not have rabies, and now you have unfairly judged him and it's your fault you a*****e. Give him a chance.

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Evi Grimes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't spread around this misinformation. Yes us weirdos do have hearts but we're also largely antisocial and enjoy those empty seats around us. Shush up. Go away. Let me eat babies in peace ffs.

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ThatBiBookLover
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohmigosh! You love babies too? People think I’m weird for eating them, but I finally found someone with the same tastes as I! How do you like them? I like them stir fried with a few fingers of screaming virgins. Oh, a sprinkle of a diabetic’s hair adds a bit of sweetness to them, don’t you think?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I thought that linkedin influencer's dog story was just a joke. Like, it was hugely exaggerated. I didn't really believe people like that truly exist. I was wrong, apparently.

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K R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On today’s episode of ‘Things that never happened’…

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are nunchucks still illegal in the UK? Is that why he comedically mentioned them?

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PenguinQueen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING is illegal here, we're all so confused, even the powers above just wing it now with sentencing and offenses.. Party gate scandle lmao

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Robert B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m getting a whiff of bs from this. Sure people can look kinda scary but for the most part they’re still just people.

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Okatango
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if the guy was not a mislabeled Teddy bear, why not sit beside him? I mean, what would he do, shove you off the seat? Don't want to sound "judge-y", but seems the standing people needed to grow a spine.

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Alex Taylor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What clichéd soundtrack was playing over the PA system...😅😂🤣

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Paul Vasquez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got on a bus one time and a man was sitting there with a knife and blood all over his hands, face and clothing. I was raised to not judge a book by its cover, so I sat next to him. The motherf*cker stabbed me in the neck!

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Sir Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol but what? Evil people have families too. You know guy named Hitler loved his gramma too.

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Duncan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The biggest and ugliest criminals wear suits on a daily bases. They are often called politicians.

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Michelle C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the nicest people I know have at least one tattoo that hold significant meanings for them.

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Aranora
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something similar happened to me a few years ago, didn't know it had become an urban legend 🤣

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Alessa Gillespie
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming from a heavily tattooed person (who loves fingerless gloves), please stop using us as an example of "appearances can be deceiving" and "never judge a book by its cover". Good job discovering that people with tattoos can be decent people, Gary.

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Jescia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cringe??? Only the people who pre-judged him should cringe

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Anthony H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's that got to do with LinkedIn? It's a facebook post. This is so mindless. 😵

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James Souder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the only style that turns me off people is the MAGA c**p , then you just know they are trash and not afraid to show it

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PenguinQueen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah always trust your gut. Even the most innocent looking can be evil... And the most 'gangster' looking can also be nice at times. BOTH of them can't be doing bad all the time... We need our rest too you know

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PenguinQueen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From my hours of studying SOA I can confirm though that even these biker gang 'types' have a soft spot for their family.. But never underestimate their skill with Nunchucks!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that how biker gangs work? First of all they take trains? They hide their nunchucks, they are programmed to go nuts with a single phone call? I think they are describing a spy, or a Kingsman.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only everyone would stop judging people blindly and focus on character and actions. However it is okay to judge an actual book by its cover. That is why cover art is designed and the title and synopsis are on there. It is specifically for us to decide whether we want to read the book. People are far more complicated. More reading, less hate.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story of my life. I am 6' 2", bald, facial tattoos as well neck, back of head, arms and hand. Sometimes I wear my piercings. Jeans, t-shirt kinda guy. Always have a grimace from growing-up being bullied and it stuck with me. Little old ladies and men will stop me at the grocery store and order me around like I'm their kid. I'm 54! Folks talk to me out of the blue like they've known me for years. I'M NOT REALLY A PEOPLE PERSON. I don't understand it. Why aren't I intimidating to these folks? Know who are intimidated? The bikers, the nazi's the "Badasses"! LOL! It's so weird. And don't let me be out with my Mother and Sister. If someone so much as looks at me sideways, those two are mean-mugging them. I don't even notice and it's always white church folks who have a problem with my looks. Everyone else acts as though there's nothing on my face and I'm not this giant Gay shrek! CRAZY!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. I was reading that thinking if you are usually on the train is OP's job to check tickets or is it to serve snacks? But then OP sat down so I was thinking you're not doing your job right OP.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet this dude has never hired a single person with tattoos or *gasp!* FINGERLESS GLOVES, because, y'know...he judges them.

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Considering the fact that LinkedIn is a treasure trove of cringey content, we were curious if the page’s creator has any favorite posts that they’ve ever shared from the “professional” site. “I find the posts that involve stuff their kids have said to be the best,” they shared. “The fact that people believe that a young child is interested in world politics or what goes on on Wall Street amazes me.”

And when it comes to why people post such outlandish things online, they hypothesize that it’s all a tactic to gain a larger following. “I think people started making their posts extravagant for the likes and comments, essentially more comments and likes pushes it to the algorithm,” they explained. “That way, their profile gets pushed out to a wider audience.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm . . . well, the kid would be ahead of his time. I'd say we've still got a few decades before trees are fictional. So I'll give him that one. 😉

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The creator of The State of LinkedIn also has a message to everyone sharing ridiculous posts on LinkedIn: “Please carry on! It’s making a lot of people who like the page happy!” they shared with a smile. If you want to check out even more of these posts after finishing this article, be sure to give The State of LinkedIn a follow right here. And if you’d like to find even more outlandish tales people post online, you can see their other account, Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards right here!

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Just eat have created a new thing called “lunch hour”
Not sure how good this is

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You look like a normal human being because you are. Nothing any of us ever do or achieve will change the fact that we are one of billions—currently living, previously living, and who will live one day. Any other way of thinking is coming purely from ego.

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To learn more about LinkedIn itself, we reached out to an expert, Salina Yeung. Salina used to work for LinkedIn, but she now teaches professionals how to utilize the site to its full potential through her company, TheInAcademy. First, we wanted to know how Salina feels about LinkedIn. “I'm absolutely obsessed with LinkedIn, but I could be biased because I used to work for the platform,” she told Bored Panda. “I enjoyed using it because I got 90% of our business from LinkedIn, all organically. My clients have the same results.” 

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Salina also believes that we could all be utilizing the professional networking site. “LinkedIn is truly for everybody,” she told Bored Panda. “Less than 5% of LinkedIn members are sharing content on a weekly basis (yup, 95% are lurkers), which means an opportunity for you to dominate the news feed with your marketing message to reach business decision makers.” This also tells us that we can’t judge the whole site on the posts of a small percentage of people. Perhaps the state of LinkedIn isn’t so bad after all!

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You’ve just ruined 5 perfectly good tennis balls

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Love this

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People!!! This poking fun at all of those posts about poor old people drinking alone at Wetherspoons, and how we should all go and buy them a drink.

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Salina also noted that she rarely ever sees cringey or untrue posts on LinkedIn, perhaps because she’s an expert on the platform and has curated her feed to show her what she’s actually interested in, but she understands that they can appear. Apparently, LinkedIn is the most trusted social network though, according to Business Insider. But if you’re unsure of where to even start when it comes to using LinkedIn, today is your lucky day. Salina was willing to share a few of her dos and don’ts for LinkedIn with us, so these may help you view the page as a useful tool rather than a necessary evil full of outlandish posts.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get this. I'm a cabbie. Even during the worst of the pandemic i still had 15-20 rides a day. No more airports, barbers or bars but still groceries, doctors, train stations or road assistance calls.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So muggers know which car to hide behind so they can hit you over the head and steal that Rolex.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would spam him with unqualified applicants with ridiculous resumes. New email addresses are free and I've got time to be petty.

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If you want to get the most out of using LinkedIn, first, Salina notes that it’s important to optimize your profile from A-Z. You should also be focusing on your ideal customers, or your intended target audience. What do they want to see? And how can you wow them? You should also be strategic with your social interactions. Seek out people who can be valuable resources for you. “Understand that a number of likes does not determine your success,” Salina added. And engage with your fellow entrepreneurs within your niche.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even as a youth I didn't get to have "the sleep of youth". What is this dude huffing?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The old men read these kind of stories on twitter and decide to go there too acting helplessly, because apparently you can get freebees. It's a self perpetuating phenomenon.

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When it comes to Salina’s “don’ts” for using LinkedIn, she warns users not to use a boring headline with nothing but a simple job title. “Use ‘third person’ point of view to write your summary,” she added. It’s also not ideal to have hasty work experiences without detailed job descriptions and multimedia. Your profile should also have skills endorsements, recommendations and a customized URL. “Think of your LinkedIn profile as your digital handshake, where your potential employer, client or business partner is going to get a read of who you are,” Salina says.

If you’re sick of trying to navigate LinkedIn all by yourself, you can join Salina’s LinkedIn Signature Programs on TheInAcademy’s website right here!

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Last time I checked, Cash machines only give out notes

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what country you guys are in, but where I'm from they dispense coins too

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Casualty keeping a spare copy of his book for times like this

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you give a copy of your book to the one person who demonstrably already had the book?

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Regardless of what you do for a living, LinkedIn can be an invaluable resource. But if you go on the site to scroll through posts by LinkedIn-fluencers and various professionals trying to flaunt their wealth, you might leave with a bad taste in your mouth. Keep upvoting the photos you find particularly cringey, and feel free to let us know your thoughts on LinkedIn in the comments below. Are you an avid user of the site, or do you avoid it at all costs? Then if you’d like to check out Bored Panda’s last article on The State of LinkedIn, you can find that right here

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