“The State Of LinkedIn” Twitter Page Exposes The Cringiest And Most Out-Of-Touch Posts On LinkedIn (30 Pics)

That’s not cringe, that’s hilarious!

I think Adam got the last laugh.

Did BP really censor the name of the store? I shouldn't be surprised, but somehow that still tickles me. 😂

damn i should start using this on my resume

I wonder if he got the job for being such a good hooman :)

And then everyone clapped, right?

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Not even funny as a "joke".

Would a kind chap please explain to me what this means?

Hmm . . . well, the kid would be ahead of his time. I'd say we've still got a few decades before trees are fictional. So I'll give him that one. 😉

So it's just a lunch hour then?

someone has a very big insecurity complex??

You look like a normal human being because you are. Nothing any of us ever do or achieve will change the fact that we are one of billions—currently living, previously living, and who will live one day. Any other way of thinking is coming purely from ego.

This kind of page tells me b******t artist

Glasgow is a great social network

Ready on now mate......

The signs on the windows are more telling than this little tale.

Yeah, they're trying too hard, but I don't think this one's that bad.

People!!! This poking fun at all of those posts about poor old people drinking alone at Wetherspoons, and how we should all go and buy them a drink.

I don't get this. I'm a cabbie. Even during the worst of the pandemic i still had 15-20 rides a day. No more airports, barbers or bars but still groceries, doctors, train stations or road assistance calls.

So muggers know which car to hide behind so they can hit you over the head and steal that Rolex.

I would spam him with unqualified applicants with ridiculous resumes. New email addresses are free and I've got time to be petty.

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Even as a youth I didn't get to have "the sleep of youth". What is this dude huffing?

The old men read these kind of stories on twitter and decide to go there too acting helplessly, because apparently you can get freebees. It's a self perpetuating phenomenon.

Honestly......

Worst poem i've ever read :D

I don't know what country you guys are in, but where I'm from they dispense coins too

I love it when people recognize my face from my podcast!!1! 🤗🤗🤗 #blessed #success #suglasses #insertingmypodcastintoeveryconversation

They probably aren't now.....

Maybe he's describing his own?

I'm so sorry for the loss of your charger :(

Rather than taking his photo - he could have used your phone to contact his family.......

This kind of sounds like an anxiety disorder, to be frank.

Yeah she didn’t say that. The best quote my 7 year old brother said was from a movie. “Im ugly, ur ugly, we’re all ugly, ugly is the new beautiful. Besides, how would a 7 year old know the word perseverance? I only found out about that word today

His personal finance tip is . . . theft? Hmm. Yeah that tracks.

I don't get it.

She's the positive one, you're a whole box of douche, ya know if this was real

Ok maybe slow here but isn't LinkedIn meant to be professional? I see heaps of jokes about it? 🤷‍♀️

My toddler was playing with my watch and somehow replied to all to a work email with a giant list of clients saying "luv u"

The best way to deal with this is simply to say: “Have a great day.” That way, you can remain dignified and professional, thus avoiding conflict and stress.

Well some people voted Boris in , I wouldn't class that as non- cringeworthy

What an out of touch, narcissistic, d0uchecanoe.

They hashtagged the bags too lol

I feel like I struggle and take too long in the mornings but it's taking this one 5 and a half hours to get up and get to work so now I don't feel so bad😂

Literally using your grandmother's death to promote yourself on the same day?

That de-escalated quickly.

I dunno. It's cheesy, but kinda funny.

What the hell is wrong with buying presents for teachers?

Was the kid 7 years old?

I'm guessing it's not the women?

As I put my unwell son to bed last night I said to him “good night, wish you better” He replied “ I’ll give you a good night” and then did a fake fart. Tears followed #MrMen #MrRude

What is this even taking about?

Pity us poor folk with out our helicopters

How does one even use their hand when they wear their watch like this?

Few things scream "stupid rich person" quite like a Land Rover. There is no finer SUV ever created than the Toyota Land Cruiser. Spending more for less reliability and capability is just plain dumb.

No it wasn't you silly. What is real is the situation going on with that dress 👀

What the h e l l just happened there.

I'm sure your wife really appreciated your ability to multitask and send emails while she was birthing your child. What a tool...

That's a rather mature looking "kid".

Wait, what just happened? Who are you? or was this just some random event that a kid all dressed up for prom(but with no date??) Happened to just be walking around looking for a ride instead of just borrowing his parents car like everyone else. And he just wanted a ride to prom? how did you meet his parents? And where the freak is his prom date?? I'm so lost🤔😒😒

he just wanted to make sure there was a nice shot of his pool

That's the same grandpa that someone bought 24 beers for and the grandson was angry!! LOL

Obvious ridiculousness aside - how do you type while using a desk like this? I can barely tap my phone screen to change music while walking on a treadmill from all the bouncing around my steps cause.

This or Adam Levine's for most cringe flirty texts

Also standing next to someone else’s Lambo

And making sure that corporations and investors don't contribute their fair share towards the welfare of others so that they have to work weekends to keep going - nice work.