It is human to have pet peeves—things that make the vein on your forehead pop just from thinking about them. It is also pretty common for them to stem from language, especially considering the impact of internet slang and an absurd number of acronyms in social media or texting. Amirite? Lol.
The AskReddit community is once again brimming with answers, this time—to the question of what slang word or term can drive a person insane. The responses are some pretty cringe expressions, which prompt people to close their eyes and sigh in disappointment.
Browse the list to see if you feel the need to cover your eyes as well after seeing these slang terms. If you do, check out these British phrases that are absolutely loved by non-Brits to see if you can find any substitutes.
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“I could care less” drives me absolutely bonkers! I **could** care less, implies you do care at least some. I **couldn’t** care less, means you literally don’t care at all.
Yeeeess!! I believe this is a US thing. It’s the exact opposite of what they think they mean
"I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU JULIE!!" "w-w-wait really? That's so sweet" ". . ."
Load More Replies...This is one of the only ones i agree with on this list, drives me mad when i see this
Hahaha! If I'm feeling snarky on a particular day I can spend many hours simply correcting this for people on social media. It helps me dispel some pent up aggression!
Both “on accident” and “by accident” are correct. The difference is typically regional and somewhat generational. Someone not using the one you use does not make them dumb.
Load More Replies..."of" instead of "have": * must of * should of * could of * would of STFU you're killing me.
I suspect it's from people growing up hearing the 've ending (should've, could've) and not really seeing it written that gets them in the habit.
You should still know that what you're hearing is a contraction of 'must have'. Using 'must of' instead shows plain ignorance.
Load More Replies...OMG YES! it annoys me so much when people mess up their grammar
That's people repeating what they have heard not read. Like people who say bone apple tea. They've never seen it written down so say it and write it as it sounds to them. A lack of reading experience and no one willing or able to teach them. Worse is when people learn a new word in a book, dare to say it out only to be laughed at or corrected by someone who has learnt that word formally. If sometime has taken the time and effort to earn new words themselves from a book then that should never be shamed.
You can sometimes tell when someone has read a word and doesn't know how to pronounce it, as opposed to someone who has only heard a word/phrase and never read it. It's terribly snobby of me, but I have far more patience for the first error (I've been there!) than the second because the errors most commonly made by the second are basic ones that should have been corrected in pre-teen education. I am, of course, aware of learning challenges that may hinder reading, but the thing a lot of these errors have in common is misplaced confidence that they are right, and unwilling to be corrected.
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Any person who spells anything as "baby talk". Replace letters with a W to sound younger. It's weird, it's creepy, and I'm sick of seeing people saying things like "I'm sowey" or "hewwo" like either stop, or rip out my eyes
Edit: damn, not to be that person lol but thx for the upvotes
Another thing people say I hate- 'Edit thanks for the upvotes, I can't believe this got a silver rating!'
I'm vewwy sowwy! What can I do to make you feew bettew?
Load More Replies...Children shows that use baby language always ticked me off... why would you purposefully teach children how to mispronounce words? Teletubbies damaged soooo many children by causing speech delays.
There isn't any credible evidence that has shown "baby talk" causes speech delay.
Load More Replies...the general fetishization of baby talk, baby dressing, and just baby-like things in society is disgusting
im not one to fetish shame, but this truly makes me uncomfortable
Load More Replies...Would you rather me say, “hey guys my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up… crazy diarrhea happening”
For everyone who keeps downvoting me- it’s an office reference. Chill out.
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People claiming a "hack". No, it's a tip.
Omfg I HATE seeing those headlines!! "You will not believe this amazing cooking hack! This user tells us that we should preheat the oven before putting food in! The internet is losing their minds!"
wHaT?!?? I usually just summon down FIRE from the HEAVENS with my MANLINESS!!! This revolutionary hack is no doubt sweeping the internet!
Load More Replies...Even worse is claiming something being done the way it always has been done is somehow a "hack".
once i saw adding water to watercolor paint as a hack on five-minute-crafts
That channel (and loads of others) don't actually display any hacks but rather cater exclusively to the algorithm. A former high ranking person in that production company stated they didn't necessarily display what worked but rather what looked good.
Load More Replies...me: pro tip! Add this candle to the room to make it gleam! Them: YO YO YO THIS HACK IS L CAP GUYS: PUT A CANDLE IN THE ROOM. BOOM. MAGIC HACK 101 RIGHT?!
I'll be honest, the "Karen" calling has gotten out of hand. Most of the time it doesn't even apply anymore. Anyone who ever speaks against anything you do is a Karen these days.
Half the time the ppl filming are actually the Karen's. Lol. Cause everyone wants that viral clip... they just spot the smallest thing like a lady being annoyed that her order was messed up & she's just trying to get the right order. then all of the sudden they whip out their phone & start calling her a Karen when she's literally not even being rude. But they end up being the Karen because they're the ones antagonizing ppl for no reason!
Agreed but my bugbear is people who use apostrophes to pluralize a noun. It's PLURAL, not POSSESSIVE. (Karens, not Karen's)!!!!
Load More Replies...Honestly though. I got called a Karen by a kid for letting the waiter know they brought me the wrong meal. I was very polite about it and actually felt terrible even saying anything but I had to because it was a meat dish and I don't eat meat. Albeit it was just a child im sure regurgitating what they hear people say but its ridiculous how often it's thrown around now for nothing
its an awful sexist agist mindset to be polluting weak minded children with, as if there wasn't already enough sexist b******t to f**k up their minds. im gen z and what i hate most is how its new, its sexist agist and new - srsly anyone who uses that term is a tool
Load More Replies...Yeah. It's weird how, despite all the progress they're making, young people still inadvertedly enforce misogyny ... see a woman speak up, must call her Karen!
I always feel bad for the perfectly nice women who were saddled with the name Karen through no fault of their own and who in the space of a couple of years saw it become a joke and a meme. Millions of perfectly blameless women. And yeah, it's misogynistic. If you disagree, ask yourself what the male equivalent of a Karen is. Attempts have been made to coin a name for a male Karen, but none has taken off. Why is that?
D**k Nickname of Richard. The name pretty much died in the 60s for babies the same reason Karen has died as a name for babies now.
Load More Replies...I've been called a "Karen" just for having an opinion or commenting on a crime story on a news post.
It's just another over-utilized catchphrase for the lazy, ignorant sheep to quickly regurgitate instead of taking the time to form an original, fact-based thought. I posted a very well-thought-out, intelligent, and unbiased comment in a forum the other day, and someone who disagreed with me simply responded with "OK Hunter" and I was like "Really? is that all you got?" "Thanks for helping me make my point!"
yeah totally agree op, ppl who use that insult are always the exceptionally weak minded among us
Load More Replies...Around the same time "cringe" did, I think...
Load More Replies...yeah and its massively sexist agist and racist undertones. im gen z and i gated that karen bullsht from the start, s**t is so sexist its mainly used to make fun of older women for having opinions. I think anyone who uses that term is a massive tool.
Doggo, pupper, fur baby. I work in the veterinary field and I once turned down a job because we were required to refer to the pets as fur babies and the humans as pet parents. I have no problem calling someone "Mom" or "Dad" to their dog or cat, if that's what they prefer. It was the *required* cutesy language that irritated me.
If it’s REQUIRED, then that’s unreasonable. But what’s wrong with Doggo though
I would be mildly worried if my vet used that language. Would be like a paediatrician referring to my child as lil dumpling
Load More Replies...I don't refer to my cat who I love beyond words as my fur baby. She does however believe I am her mother figure since I adopted her as a stray at five weeks old. My husband and I do jokingly refer to each other as mom and dad to her. We are the only parents she has ever known. She is a spoiled inside princess of a cat now.
Well, I must say people treating their animals as young family members; I don’t find they really out of line, depending on how their children are treated. And fur babies/children is harmless in itself. But, I call mine dogs, cats, and fuzzy potatoes aka guinea pigs. (Well, whaddya think they look like ?)
I call my guinea pig the whistling rat, I like my little whistling rat he's got 'tude
Load More Replies...As a vet, no, that is unprofessional. If people are just jokingly referring to puppers and doggos when passing a dog on the street, go right ahead.
Using cutesy language like that is like being forced to eat a five pound bag of sugar.
What I hate is calling severe overweight pets chonkers or absolute units
Ugh, so much this. It's not cute, it's animal abuse.
Load More Replies...I loved my cats but I knew I wasn't their "parent". More like a caregiver in a human sense and part of their clan family/territory in their cat sense.
I am going to get a downvoting for this: I hate the whole animal parent thing... my wife used to tell our daughter to let "her sister" outside. Not our child, not her sister. She is an animal we have agreed to make part of our family, she has also agreed to it. I love that dog and she is family, but she isn't our child.
Bae
It's one letter shorter. Out of a total of 4 letters. How is it helpful? It's one less consonant. Just say the other letter. It's ok. It won't hurt you.
I think it's cos bae = before anyone else, not babe. Imagine my eye roll 🙄
Load More Replies...In german you say this to children that want to touch or eat something disgusting
Load More Replies...Do people realize this means 💩 in Danish? I've always thought it funny that they're calling their beloved s**t. I know it's "Before Anyone Else", but still...
Just to point out that it's an _english_ language acronym. So it's not a problem what it means in Danish. With so many languages around the world, I'd bet most three letter acronyms or words (at least ones with vowels) mean something else in some other language. ILO (International Labour Organization) means joy in Finnish and OTAN (the French spelling of NATO) means I take. And the Hyundai Sonta needed to rebrand as Sonata in Finland because sonta means 💩
Load More Replies...Never used it. It's stupid as f***, and it means some pretty disgusting things in other languages. Idiots will be idiots.
Woke. Every second moron who thinks they're cool is using it, and often in the wrong context.
Half the people who use “woke” don’t realize it’s not a new concept. There are examples of it throughout history. Like men supporting women’s suffrage or white people supporting desegregation.
In my young days it was having your consciousness raised
Load More Replies...I liked being accused of being a social justice warrior better. Woke and cucked are my two least favorite terms because they're almost always used incorrectly and with some degree of sexism. And also bigotry in the case of woke, which is ironic and sad considering the origin of the word.
i always thought the opposite of woke was "asleep". Kinda makes sense, no?
Don’t know what it’s like in the US, but on this side of the pond it’s predominantly used as a pejorative by the right. It’s even been used at the dispatch box by members of HM govt in place of anything substantive to say in criticism of the opposition. It’s got so bad that even people on the left in the house are worried about seeming “woke” cos the tories tell us it’s baaaaad.
Yep, pretty much the same on the US side of the pond
Load More Replies...I've never been able to have anyone who uses the term be able to offer a meaningful definition of it.
It’s very simple, and clearly shows the attitude of those using it as a perjorative’ See also ”liberal" 1. willing to respect or accept behavior or opinions different from one’s own; open to new ideas. 2. relating to or denoting a political and social philosophy that promotes individual rights, civil liberties, democracy, and free enterprise.
Load More Replies...I don't like the word any more because its been hijacked by the right wing to disclaim anything that has women or minority groups visibly involved where traditionally it was only white men. Like any new TV show that has a woman or POC in the lead as if such people didn't exist prior to 2020 and just sprung up to annoy them.
I suspect that the conservatives are trying to make that word (and it's ideas), a derogatory word. They were successful with "liberal" too, for example. The key is to sneer while you are saying it.
Also be sure to never, ever define what it actually means. Therefore you can apply it to anything you don’t like. “Shouldn’t we have a functional health service to make sure that…?” … “oh god you and your woke ideas”
Load More Replies...It's only reactionary conservatives who rail against this, isn't it? Your Ron DeSantises and Marjorie Taylor Greenes and the like. It's just a new name for political correctness anyway.
I still get icked by hubby and wifey.
I also agree with this but I guess we don’t get a say on people calling each other what.
Oh, yes. I always found other people calling me and my ex by either term needed a knock on the head, instrument of your choice. We never used baby talk, either ourselves or to our children. I have two very well spoken with excellent vocabulary 30+ yr old kids.
Load More Replies...I can't stand hubby..... Also along a similar line I hate referring to your wife as "the missus"
I came of age in the 70’s. Till the day I lost him I called my husband of 35 years my “ol’ man”. I miss him everyday. Oh, and he was older than me sooooo.
I hate even more when a couple use "mummy" and "daddy" to call each other. I think is revolting.
"I get Icked" is by far the worst bastardisation of language on this list!. It's like chalk in a blackboard for me! Also "icky". It's like baby talk but used by adults to discuss adult issues- just a no for me!
YES! If you want to use these with each other, as a couple, go right on. But I ain't referring to your husband as hubby. That's just grossly weird.
I personally can’t stand when people are voicing for animals and say “hooman.” Drives me f*****g insane, I hate that I even had to type it out for this.
don't let your comment go viral or that'll be in top 10 baby names next year. 😂
Load More Replies...It’s cute once in a while on paper/meme, but drives me nuts too. I’ll have you know that all my finely bred ASPCA pets definitely speak English with perfect diction, right down to those words that get censored on BP.
ME NEITHERRRRR I can't do the purposefully misspelled words in an attempt to be all quirky
Load More Replies...That's because you don't know where it originated from. It's a vocalisation that Quark, the Ferengi in Star Trek Deep Space Nine used when he was exasperated by human behaviour. Usually moaned quietly while shaking his head. There was an early meme with a picture of him and in relations to cats. The behaviour he was exasperated with was usually quite normal but Ferengi are money hungry egoists.... A bit like cats. So it's quite fitting to attribute this to how a cat would speak. But since then the original meme got lost and 'hoomans' is the only thing left.
If I'm going to imagine animals can speak English I'm going to imagine them speaking properly.
Cray cray.
My 65 year old coworker says it all the time. Taking "crazy" 1 word 2 syllables and replacing it with "cray cray" 2 words 1 syllable each word is annoying in and of itself. But hearing it from a grown a*s man just adds to the cringe.
They're 65!!! Let them use their goofy a*s words in peace. Lol. Yeah. I hate it too. But this person is 65.... they're never going to stop. Their vocabulary peaked in 2010!
I don't have much of an opinion on cray cray but I do find humor in complaining about it while using the phrase "the cringe." Glass houses, whatnot.
First time I've heard that one. Isn't it quicker just to say 'crazy'?
"Literally"...because of the way almost everyone use it now. It's plain wrong.
It's mine too. "Larry called me silly. I literally died!" No. You are still here and no one brought you back to life.
Language is fluid and organic. Most of the rules we learned as kids --- were just the preferences of our English teachers, seriously. A great thing a Japanese teacher once said: Language teachers don't teach you to talk the way people actually talk - they teach you how they want people to talk. Words can mean one thing and the opposite. Like the word "Dusting" which can mean both removing dust but also sprinkling dust on something (dusting for fingerprints)
I'm usually fine with the fluidity of language, but in this case we now no longer have a word for the actual "literally". Not cool.
Load More Replies...I have a theory that it's become over used be aude of the Internet. People feel they need to fight for their voice so desperately, I'm a sea of unlimited voices, they think using, 'literally' gives their bunch of c**p meaning. I've hated this since it became overused, over 10 years ago.
When someone asks for advice or asks a question on social media and says "and GO!"
"Restaurant recommendations in Brooklyn.. and GO"
It's like they think people are swarming their page in anticipation for a post and the comments will come flooding in. So funny and odd when they get maybe 1 or 2 people commenting.
SAME SAME. Just saw some girl asking for breakfast Taco recommendations in town AND GO. Or when they add the special “bonus points if you…” like excuse me? No.
I hate how on Facebook everyone asks questions to their followers that you can literally google.. like "heya anybody know if any good Chinese restaurants around here?" Like just google it
I don't know - recommendations from someone who has actually visited are better than just a search results page. "Good" is subjective.
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"Tell me you're this thing, without telling me you're thing this"
Stop already. My wife overuses this and I cringe every time.
I concur! And this goes for any other weird, nonsensical slang perpetuated by that weird Tik Tok robot lady.
I hate the weird tik tok robot lady. Super annoying!
Load More Replies...Agreed. Ehen it's just there and overused, it can be grating.
Load More Replies...Also, the grammar really bugs me. It should be "tell me you're x, without SAYING you're x"
As far as overused & unoriginal comments on BP (and elsewhere) go, the ones that make me cringe/roll my eyes are: "Sweet summer child", "Not all heroes wear capes." and "Draw me like one of your French girls". Honestly, find something else to say - or just don't comment.
Load More Replies...I've done this a few times at first but now I can't be arsed. It's just so condescending.
The first time I heard that from one of my former colleagues, it took me a while to figure out what he said. I hate it, too. There's another one, "believe you, me."
Load More Replies...Well, tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer... /S 🤪
Tell me you're looking into divorce, without telling telling me. Or. Tell me she's looking into divorce because of your nitpicking, without telling me.
"Sorry, not sorry." What is the point in saying that?
It's means society says I should be sorry but I'm not really. Like if you accidentally bump into someone who's being an a*****e.
I dislike it also, but have come see it as (I’m) sorry (that I’m) not sorry.
I don't use it because it sounds flippant and childish at my age, but it's actually a reasonable way to say, "I know this pisses people off, but I stand by it. So if you're going to get mad, I regret that fact, but I'm not going to change."
Also- 'soz'. It sounds SO rude, like you dont even care. My friend uses this and it infuriates me. It doesn't sound sincere, it sounds like when you make two kids apologise to each other when neither mean it, like something rude you just throw over your shoulder as you walk away.
My first recollection of this pharse was in the early 80's. Paul Reubens character said it in one of the 1st Cheech and Chong movies. I don't mind hearing it so much cuz I love Paul Reubens.
No, no. In Canada, it's "I'm sorry but...". It's used for being argumentative but throwing that "don't want to hurt your feelings" intro first. Sorry of like the meaningless "with all due respect" blurb you sometimes hear.
Load More Replies...Sorry not sorry, but this is cray cray. Tell me this is cringe without telling me this is cringe. btw these females be looking so good. literally.
🎶 Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said! I'm just trying to have some fun 🎶 ..... Anyone?
Bruh. And men calling women 'females'. Also, when people say something is 'cringe'.
Cringe is not an adjective. A thing may be cringeworthy or cringe-inducing, but not just "cringe."
Load More Replies...My ex used to say, "This female at work..." Drove me insane.
Load More Replies...Female/male is so clinical and dehumanizing. A female what? Chinchilla? Aardvark?
I don't believe it really matters as it would correct with any living species (and some hardware/plumbing items lol). Chinchilla, aardvark, penguin, human or hamster.... there are male and female (and others if you like) and when someone refers to the *girl* one, it is perfectly acceptable to call them what they are; a female. What is amusing to me is how we can get our skivvies in a bunch over the term *female*, yet it is still acceptable to say *baby mama*. Lol
Load More Replies...I double dog date yo Ito come here, to rural Hawaii, and say that to a local. Hawaiians tend to refer to each other as bruddah and shorten it to bruh. Long before it was used in 80s films. As a ha’ole in a community that’s mostly people of Hawaiian ancestry, I’d never use either word unless with a close friend and even then only after they’ve used them with me.
Funny enough this guy I had a massive crush on said something about him and females and that was the first red flag for me that he treats women like an alien life form separate from his own species
Guys like that use "female" because It makes whatever they're about to say sound like research findings rather than sexist BS. People like to coat their biases in sciencey sounding words so they sound more legit.
Load More Replies...See, I personally like to use “bruh” because it’s a polite yet simple way of telling the person you’re addressing they’re a bloody idiot. For example: “Bruh, Trump wasn’t the greatest leader in the history of mankind.”
My daughter said this to me so I called her Bruh for a week or so, she doesn't say it anymore lol
The word 'female' is only used statistically, scientifically, or derogatorily
I've noticed that people in the corporate environment are using "ask" as a noun in place of "request." I know language changes but it just seems unnecessary. "The ask from the customer is....." I'm not sure what it is about this usage that irritates me, but it makes me grind my teeth, I swear.
I'm a German English teacher. My students learn English mostly from the internet these days. So they throw words at me such as "the invite, the ask, the reveal", etc. While I am aware that these forms are in use, I want to teach CORRECT English. However, this excessive use of slang by native speakers makes it hard to convince them.
Slang and colloquialisms exist in every language. They certainly exist in mine, and I'm certain they exist in yours. I think teaching people proper usage is all that can be asked for. If you go to America and say, hello, how do you do? You will be understood and considered polite. You can learn to just say "sup?" On your own time with friends
Load More Replies...Ask is a verb and a noun. The more common usage is as a verb but it means a request in noun form. It’s in my print dictionary and that thing is ancient so this isn’t a new usage.
What's wrong with simply saying "The customer asked..." This other way is too wordy and awkward.
Leverage and the incorrect use of revert are the ones that bug me. You can't revert to me, because you've never BEEN me.
Jelly for Jealous - what are we, 2 years old? Thunderboomers for thunderstorms - again, how old are we?
I would of never heard of “thunderboomers” if it wasn’t for BP. It’s literally the bestest word ever!! It’s cray cray that I was today years old when I finally heard of it. Supposably it’s only used by us woke crowd. Sorry not sorry if I hurt your feewings; I could care less bruh
Load More Replies...Not slang but people using jealous when they are describing envy. I was so jealous of your trip to Rome! No idiot, you were envious.
That doesn't really bother me, as people have been using jealous like that for as long as I can remember. But it does make me happy when envious is used correctly.
Load More Replies..."Thunderboomers" is my new word for people born before 1964 who talk way too loudly.
Never heard thunderboomers before. If I had seen it out of context, I would have automatically thought it was an angry boomer.
Friend of mine says prettyful. A combo of pretty and beautiful. And I HATE IT!!
My granddaughter (13yrs, UK) came out with "I'm Well Jell" a few weeks ago. Admittedly I had to ask her to clarify, lol.
Adulting is the worst
I agree totally. Adulting is the worst. I was promised that when I grew up, I could buy all the Lego I want. But it's now the price of a compact car and I can't afford any. So yeah, adulting IS the worst. Take me back to childing. We had milk and cookies there.
It's a useful term that adequately defines a whole slew of stuff really efficiently. As far the evolution of words, this one fits into the rules better than most of these on this list.
I can't figure out another way to express this ducking wierd relm of living I have been thrown into sooo aldulting is the word I use and everyone seems to understand 🤭😐
I use this on my adult children when they start whining about paying for insurance, groceries, finding a daycare, etc. My oldest used to ask me why I didn't take exotic vacations during summer break. I now remind him of this since he's become a father himself!
“On accident”
I hate "drug" as the past tense of "drag". It's DRAGGED! It's a frakking REGULAR VERB FFS!!!
While we are on that topic, the past tense of pay (money) is paid, not payed, which seems to become more and more common.
Load More Replies...I have lived all over the US and was surprised to find that whole geographic areas tend to use this. (Northern Ohio) I grew in Washington D.C. area and we said “by accident.” I’ve even heard a news commentator say “on accident.” Yikes!
Judge Judy called a person out on this. Mostly because the case wasn't about a drug, but something being dragged.
Otherwise archaic use of "on" ("by reason of"), but grammatically correct. Consider "on purpose," "on madness," "on spite." Compare to "out of."
Preggers
I’m Australian and have never heard anyone say this
Load More Replies...We are pregnant is one I hate! Like we? You mean your gf, wife what ever is pregnant not you silly man you are not a sea horse
Sometimes I like that usage as 'we' makes it sound like the man is supportive and committed to the pregnancy.
Load More Replies..."Up the spout/pole/duff", "knocked up", "in the pudding club"....
Load More Replies...Preggers has been around forever. But I don't hear it often enough to get annoyed.
All slang is just precursors to proper, yet still in the social testing phase. Language evolves and does is very rapidly. When a slang word lasts more than 10 years, it’s tends to establish itself as lexicon and will eventually evolve into accepted and then proper. Most of the items on this list are trends. Think, “talk to the hand” & “whatever.” Preggers is still slang because it has a more formal alternative AND it lacks cultural diffusion. It’s now rooted in North America. Once it does the same in all English speaking cultures, it will no longer be slang.
Just because it is accepted, doesn't mean I have to like it. It is annoying.
Load More Replies...that's pretty common in my area. used by both men and women, mostly women.
I have no objection to this one. And as some may have noticed, I've been objecting to a lot of these terms.
Absolutely hate this one! And when people say prego. Reminds me of spaghetti sauce. Lmao
Supposably
Irregardless is not a word. I don’t care that enough people use it that Websters put it in new versions of the dictionary. It is not a word. The word you are looking for is “regardless “.
Load More Replies...My husband says "supposably" when he wants to sound stupid. But apparently he wants to sound stupid so often our 10 year old thought it was a real word...we had to nip that one in the bud.
Agreed! I have a friend who says this a lot. She also says "hisself" a lot. I recently heard someone say, "camelflage." When I hear such aberrations, it takes a lot of self-control to keep from correcting the speaker. Sometimes, it's difficult to keep one's sanity when drowning in a sea of bad grammar, spelling, and syntax.
Not necessarily slang, but more of self-censorship (and I think a lot of it comes from TikTok because you can't use certain words?). Aside from the obvious like, f* ck/fck, here are some other examples I've come across: s *x - r *pe - unalive - p*rn - pretty sure I saw Hitluur in reference to Hitler - seggs for sex... Wherever this trend of censoring literally everything has come from, it drives me up a wall and makes me think the person doing the typing is incredibly immature and pretty dumb. Can't say the word sex? Then you probably shouldn't be having it. If this is in fact something TikTok started, to that I say *what the f**k* because, and correct me if I'm wrong, it's a platform where people can post videos of themselves scantily clad "dancing" (I.E., doing something that looks like synchronised seizures) but can't say "bad" words. How does that make sense??? F**k. I hate TikTok.
They do it on platforms where it doesn't happen though. You can say die in the comments here without being banned. People doing this on tumblr break my bloody word filters that I use to curate my content away from triggering topics.
Load More Replies...I watch a fair amount of true crime and must admit that 'unalive' and 'sleep forever' annoys me considerably. It's mature subject matter and feels childish to use those (although on YouTube, I have a feeling it's an attempt to avoid demonitisation). I just wish there were less babyish terms...
It's called death, or dying. They aren't bad words and we need to stop this trend of over sheltering. Every single one of us is going to die someday. Get over it. (Edit: this is directed generally, not personally. But mostly at the BP censorship)
Load More Replies...It's to prevent the AI finding the alert words and thus getting banned
The censoring of the word r*pe predates TikTok, by a lot. Can't speak for everyone, but I find the censored version less jarring/triggering. It's nice when people do it.
Exactly! A lot of people can be triggered by words like that, so I find it considerate when people censor them
Load More Replies...It originated from sponsors of websites not wanting to be asscoiated with such language / content and demands to filter content for profanity or sensibility issues. Tumblr for example went down because Apple threatened them to throw their app off the Apple store if they don't ban any "explicit content" from their site - the same content that generated the main traffic on the site
Tumblr hasn't gone down for anything, it's still very much active and you can post an amount of explicitness on there with the mature tags active. And they certainly don't filter or ban people for saying die.
Load More Replies...Why is dead a bad word? Death happens. It's a part of the natural order of things. And "unalive" sounds like something they'd say on Rugrats.
DEATH BLOOD DRUGS DEAD DIE DIED KILL KILLED MURDER MURDERED I DONT CARE SUCK IT UP THOSE ARE NOT BAD WORDS THE MORE YOU SUGARCOAT IT THE LESS PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT AND THE LESS THE ISSUE GETS ADDRESSED F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K IM GOING TO RANT AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP ME IS DOWNVOTES IM FREEEEEEEE
When memes start with “No one: “ Adds nothing to the meme. I get that it means unprovoked but sometimes I feel like I’m having a stroke reading “no one: Me: eating ice cream alone at 3am”
I totally love memes starting with no one. It's even better when it's like "Absolutely nobody", "Not even aliens", "not even God", Me:
This annoys me, too. Because; “No one:” It just imply a that no one is doing anything. However, if you said “Everybody:” then you would be using proper grammar
I've always read it like no one asked anything or commented anything. Like the following thing comes out of the left field
Load More Replies...In a world of pure sense, it would read "Everyone: " indicating uniiversal silence on the matter. We aren't in such a world, of course.
Me: Infodumping about Sonic lore to the person who literally just mentioned the Sonic movie.
Load More Replies...I don't know if this counts, but I can't stand people replying "this" to comments on here. Go ahead I know what you're about to do...
Ngl, I totally agree with this. It drives me insane when people do it. We get it, you agree, but you don't need the whole, This👆
I tend to favour "absolutely" but I daresay that pisses a section of the community off
Ha, I do that all the time. But as much as I do it, I try and use other phrasing sometimes, too.
I loathe most of the obnoxious words people will use to avoid saying vagina. Coochie. Vajayjay. Girly bits/parts. The list could go on and on. I don't mind the cruder stuff, like pussy, c**t, etc. But the thirty year old women who use elementary school lingo to discuss their vagina just make me insane.
In my opinion, it's all about context. I'm guilty of calling it "lady parts" when in certain company (including my 80 yr. old mother), which is much better than calling it a "cookie" like one of my friends (whose name I shall not mention) does. but it's not like I have a problem with or would avoid saying the words vagina or penis in a more clinical/serious setting. And I'm no prude, but to me, terms like pussy, c**t, and c**k can be a bit jarring when heard in public and are best saved for the bedroom, or wherever else sex is being had. What really gets me is when people like Khloe Kardashian refer to the pubic area as their vagina, saying s**t like "I shaved my vagina" when most of us know that is physically impossible.
I mean... this is rooted in misogyny though. Were literally taught that being a woman, having a vagina & talking about it is something to be ashamed of. So we make up these stupid words to side skirt around saying "vagina" just because it makes other ppl uncomfortable.. mostly men. It's like when you say "period" in front of immature men. They basically cry about it. Then demand you never talk about your period or your vagina in any other context than you wanting to have sex with them. Lol. So yeah.. this one doesn't bother me. But I do think we need to stop avoiding the word "vagina" because there's no reason for anyone to dislike the word. No reason to be embarrassed & no reason to call it anything else.
I hate the words pussy and c**t because those are both derogatory toward women when used in the U.S. In our house we do use the correct terms vulva and vagina but I'm also quite fond of the term lady parts.
I’m a 65 year old women and, in certain situations I openly use €unt, pu§¥, tw@t. They’re just words, if I own them it takes the insult out. Plus we use similar range of words for men: di€k, €o€k, pri€k.
Load More Replies...I just think a lot of people (including myself) aren't comfortable just saying "vagina" so they use a word that's more comfortable to use. Also, I'm not sure why this person is fine with p***y and c**t and things like that, those words just seem a bit rude to me. Each to their own ig
To me its weird to call it 'vagina' or 'penis' unless you're talking to a doctor or something.
I’m the same. I never use the word “car” unless talking to a mechanic
Load More Replies...I just wish they would use the word vagina correctly!!!! The part on the outside is not the vagina; you can't shave the vagina or any of the things that you would want to do with the outside parts!!!!!!
Totally, totally right you are. But use the correct term for the external part — vulva — and ignorant people are mystified or think you’re crazy.
Load More Replies...In South Africa we call your lady bits your "bokspoor" (buck track) because it does look like the spoor of an antelope!
nothing like comparing a vulva to animal shît. 😬 i prefer less...off-putting nicknames like M**f, f***y, clam, taco, lady-bits, etc. at least they sound silly. but hey, SA isn't my culture, and i don't know what constitutes humor in your country, sooo....😁
Load More Replies...I hate when people use "vagina" when they actually mean the "labia"
One of my coworkers uses “Gucci” as good. I must have missed when they became popular or it’s his own thing but it makes me cringe.
Mint makes sense though, when things are in mint condition they are in the best of conditions.
Load More Replies...I recently had to explain to a person in their 20's that "boujee" came from "bourgeoisie." They had no idea and thought their generation came up with this interesting word to describe something fancy and expensive.
So funny as most young people using that slang wouldn’t know what the hell bourgeoisie means as a class description
Load More Replies...For those that didn't get the "cringe" stuff above, this is the PROPER way to use it. 😁
Congratulations on using "cringe" correctly! (as opposed to "it's just so cringe.")
Slayyy
shhhhhhhh I say this so often, half-ironically at this point. am now in hiding
Same here. My advisory teacher was once presenting something (not their slides, made by the school) and as he was talking he just stopped, looked at us, and looked back at the screen, and just didn't read it for a minute before we pressured him into it. The words, exactly as written, were 'slay the day away'. It's am inside joke in my friend group now
Load More Replies...the word slay is absolutely fantastic (or, if i may, the word slay is slay)
For middle school girls this was always a way to hype people up without saying anything meaningful. It’s kind of fun to use but at the same time I’d never say it unironicly
me and my friend purposely p**s our other friend off by saying slay randomly
My best friend says this. I love it lol- it’s okay if you don’t though!
None of them really drive me insane. I've always had an "amused old man" attitude towards it, even when I was a teenager. When I hear a new slang word I'll just chuckle and go, "kids say the darndest things."
I've always taken that stance until I first saw someone use the word "aesthetic" when referring to something cool, such as "That's so aesthetic." My head just exploded when I saw that. And then when everyone started saying "low-key" instead of "slightly" or "a little bit" like, "I'm low-key offended" or "He's low-key weird". I don't know why, but these two slang terms, in particular, just set me off.
The kids in my class found another one: mid. They love using it. They’ll just say: “[name here] is mid. If you’re [verb ending in ing here] then you’re mid.” I hate it
Load More Replies...I like to collect slang and use it around my teenager. Watcher their soul leave their body a little bit every time I say "Pog" gives me such joy.
Excellent strategy. As long as I'm not expected to participate, I'm good. However, when I use the correct word and it's not understood because I didn't use the stupid one, I get annoyed.
Then you are old enough to remember who coined that phrase "kids say the darnest things"/
"drip" in reference to, apparently, being well dressed. I can't work out how that happened. it sounds like an STD.
Or to make sure the faucet is completely turned off.
Load More Replies...I asked my kids (teen and pre teens) and apparently it refers to dripping in gold, jewelry, etc. but can now mean just dripping in expensive stuff. Balenciaga sneakers and all that.
Damn didn't know this one, was sure 'drip' referred to a 'boring' person,
You're "no spring chicken," you probably even remember that phrase.
Load More Replies...Haven't heard it used like that before - If you call someone a drip in the UK, you mean that they're rather stupid and lacking in enthusiasm or energy.
"that guy is dripped out" "love the drip" "yo, he's got the drip!"....yeah, im a cringe teen
Load More Replies...A term for certain types of bling is ice, and someone hot with a lot of ice is drip (according to my niece).
I dislike "today years old", partly because as an Excel user it means "44937 years old".
Can somebody explain for those of us who don't use excel so often?
I think they are getting at the =Today() function in Excel iwhoch returns the current date. Because dates are stored as numbers (specifically, the number of days since a reference date, 30th Jan 1899 I think but could be wrong) if the field is not formatted to display a date the number of days will show. As you can imagine, its been a lot of days since 1899!
Load More Replies...I like this one, because it is more anonymous than saying today in my 50th year 10th Month and 21 days of living, I found out that they once considered setting off a nuclear bomb on the moon.
Or you could just say, “I just learned that they wanted to set off…”. I think that’s the point. ✌️
Load More Replies...Well - if it wasn't for leap years, today would be your birthday :)
Load More Replies...I hate when people say things like "as an Excel user it means..." Who is the Excel user here? It? What is it? Misplaced modifiers are the worst! The correct grammar here would be something like "For an Excel user like me this means..." or maybe "Excel users know it means..."
It's kinda falling off but "low key" became much to overused and people were just using it as filler. On reddit there are certain buzzwords that seem to catch fire and spread through the whole site that I despise. They get used to the point that most people using them have no idea what they actually mean. A current one is "gaslighting." Gaslighting isn't just when someone says something that is untrue or something you don't like. It's a specific thing.
Most people don’t even realize that “gaslighting” is from the 1944 movie “Gaslight” wherein the husband, Charles Boyer, is trying to make his wife, Ingrid Bergman, think she is losing her mind by various means including adjusting the gas in the lights (pre-electricity) to dim and flicker. Bergman won an Oscar for her performance.
So glad I'm mot the only one who remembers this!
Load More Replies...Groomer. It’s become an accusation /insult that typically is used wildly inaccurately. It’s a serious thing that leads to an appalling thing, not just a random insult.
And THAT fits in with the gaslighting c**p. When did I start getting old.
Load More Replies...The first instance I can remember of people using gaslight was nothing to do with any sort of abuse, Although the guy using it was an idiot for more reasons than I could list here. He used it as a way of saying that a project could go ahead, I think he ment green light it, but like I said.. he was an idiot.
Gaslighting is a form of manipulation, but nowadays people use it synonym for manipulation in general. Gaslighting is when you intentionally change things but then convince the victim that it's always been this way and they're delusional. A real life example is a person making little disparaging comments hidden in a compliment, and then when the partner tries to talk to them about it claiming to have never said that and just repeating the compliment as a fact and not the insult. If a person tries to argue the insult and claiming it wasn't really an insult or 'just the truth' then this is manipulative as hell but not gaslighting because they admit it did happen, but the victim just didn't understand it or is to sensible, pushing the blame on them.
Gaslighting is a main feature in narcissistic abuse. When psychological terms become psychobabble it leaches meaning and disempowers actual victims. No bueno
Load More Replies...Every time someone disagrees with someone else they are "gaslighting" with their opinion, just stupid.
UwU speak.
even ironically, it hurts my soul
I looked it up so we know how to avoid it (like poison ivy or scorpions) https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/uwu/
Load More Replies...Eewewww I agree. The stupid fake girly voice makes me wanna scream
"Using it unironically or outside of comedic purposes makes you an idiot" - Unwritten rule within the Furry community about the "UwU" language
Any furry who speaks like that are automatically cringy and must "touch grass"
Load More Replies...I've never heard of this but I would think that it would be offensive to people who have a speech impediment. I've cousin who can't pronounced the letter "r." It can be a problem at times cause Spanish is our native language and "r" are quite common.
Even just reading the explanations here is making my blood boil... Which is also another strange expression I wonder where that came from 😳🤔
"Za" for pizza
My mom accidentally called noodles "nudes" before realizing what she said.
Load More Replies...This is made up. I've been speaking English for more than 35 years and I've never once seen this or heard this. Nobody says this. It must be this one person that does this to be obnoxious
You don't like yourself some nice fresh pineapple 'za? Wow. (Ngl I've also never seen this before and I find it very funny)
Load More Replies...I've only seen pizza called "za" once in my life, and that was here on BP. The guy got crucified for it. :-) And then there was the girl who called ketchup "chup..."
Well then, people around me use it wrong then. They say it referring to weed, or as they call it the za or zaza
I think "za" had a very brief moment in the mid-90s, but I haven't seen it since.
It did. The tmnt cartoon tried to make it happen, but failed. As did most saying tmnt tried to force into the everyday lexicon
Load More Replies...People are becoming way to lazy in all aspects of life. I can tell you're not cool.
I heard this one time from Micheal Scott on The Office. It drive me nuts because he said (to Jim) "hey! Why don't we order some Zuh (Za), make a Picnic in the break room.... we can talk about P" (Pam). That's the one and only time I've ever heard this word (well, except for now)
I hate quotes that say “read that again” at the end. It makes me very much against reading it again.
Psh, I didn't even reread my papers in school before turning them in.
Reread!? I don't even read my papers before turning 'em in!
Load More Replies...Or "Watch til the end" on videos. B***h. Now I'm immediately skipping.
I would rather quote the princess bride. You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means
I do not think it means what you think it means, if I'm remembering correctly
Load More Replies...Ugh! "Wait til the end" and nothing much happens, so often! Waste of my time is all
Load More Replies...It feels like I'm a bad student who is skimming reading and the angry teacher says "read it again".
Or videos that say "watch til the end" . I close the video immediately if i see that. FFS.
it's about as pointless as the shampoo bottle instructions that say "repeat" at the end.
Soz - you're apologising, without being bothered to say the whole word, seems somewhat ironic
Back in the 1990s, when I was a teacher, "my bad" drove me batty. There was no question whose fault it was that sharpening your eraser broke the sharpener.
Since it is missing several elements of a proper apology it does seem worthless.
A friend texted me with "V soz" her name starts with a V so I assumed she was confessing to being sozzled.
"It is important that you overlook my wrongdoing, but it is not important that I regret said wrongdoing. Soz."
Any idiot who uses "Save this/protect this X at any/all cost" "You won the internet" "You broke the internet" "We dont deserve X" drives me crazy.
Have to admit I don't understand 'you won the internet today.' It's something that is firstly unachievable and secondly so very subjective. So I just don't get it 🤷 I accept the flaw is probably within me though ☹️
Load More Replies...The further I go through this list, the more I realize I need to stop reading it. This is the stuff driving people crazy? It seems like a lot of wasted energy. Prejudice, hate, abuse, that drives me crazy. This stuff is all just people playing around with language, trying out different ways of expressing themselves. Big whoop.
Yeah, obviously. The post is about slang that annoys people. It's not about what serious issues drive you crazy. People can be irritated by more than one thing.
Load More Replies...But I stand by “we don’t deserve dogs” because we really don’t
We should protect this post al all costs, because it won the internet. Sure, the OP broke the internet but we didn't deserve it in the first place - Sorry, the opportunity was too tempting ^^
I say “we must protect X” only when talking about my favorite character in a show
When Auntriarch told me I won the Internet it was the best day of my life
Hearing “breckie” for breakfast makes want to fork-stab someone.
Don't come to Australia, then. We don't want you and your breaky-hating ways.
Imagine an Aussie asking them if they want to grab brekky at Maccas.
Load More Replies...We have a great habit down under, we either shorten something or add to something, or a bit of both, we shortened breakfast and added a Y and if you do not like it, well that is ok too, we will let you come visit and softly and slowly break you down in our ways, and have you doing it too in a few months or so :D
I love your attitude about it. And you're likely right. I'm also annoyed by "hella," but after an extended stay in southern California, it's hella catchy. I've wanted to visit Australia since forever
Load More Replies...usually just a word shortened with a “-y” sound at the end is annoying. some words i don’t mind but most are just- ahgurhwqebcuh
Am Australian. Have always used "sanga" as slang for sandwich. Never "sammie". Wha'd'ya reckon about "sanga", mate?
Load More Replies...I use this to indicate "breakfast" to my puppy without him getting used to the full word so we can use that freely. Until he learns it, of course (lol).
There is actually a breakfast cookie called breckie (I think). it’s pretty good
I thought it was “brekkie.” But I suppose spelling doesn’t matter much when it is a non-word.
since someone’s mentioned hooman, i’ll mention doggo and catto. i wish the trend of those cringey dubs over animals being silly would die. they make them far less funny, and animals don’t even need voices to be amusing in the first place.
Doggo isn’t the worst, catto sounds awkward though, like someone was just trying to awkwardly copy the word doggo for cats. I prefer saying kitters :) doggos and kitters!
Load More Replies...fur baby -________- like why. how about we call them dogs and call the human babies skin dogs?
I don't care what people choose to call their crotch fruit. Not a fan of human babies. So to me, my dog was my son of a different species. Fur baby makes sense. Upvote for skin dogs though, that's pretty funny
Load More Replies...It's funny to see these here because this is the site I always see these cutsie words. I don't mind doggo, definitely hate Hooman, and while we're talking about animals I'd be happy if I never heard the terms floof, boop, and chonk ever again
😄 I must admit I was thinking 'how ironic' for the same reasons! I don't mind the terms particularly but it can get a bit wearing reading the same things over and over again. You get some amazingly funny and clever comments (not always the ones getting all the upvotes) but there is a lot of repetition.
Load More Replies...Sounds like Cartman, eating pot pie and yelling, "No, kitteh! It's mah pah!"
Load More Replies...My husband and I have a pronounced voice we use for all our animals, but we don't make them baby speak. All pur dogs knew their voice and would perk up, knowing we were interacting with them in a special way when we used it, lol. New pup is getting used to his, too!
And they don't bark, they bork. And a snake is either a snek or a danger noodle.
Kittens and puppies are immature. Cats and dogs are adults. No, they're not on par with humans, but they aren't children. Calling them such and treating them like infants removes their innate dignity and prevents them from being themselves.
I'm curious to know how WE are supposed to know if they are being prevented from being themselves? I like when people speak for animals, though. And I don't know about others, but my Yorkie is 10 and I feel my husband and I are fully aware of her personality and therefore the voice we use for her we feel suits her. Our 2 yo mini Aussie is completely derpy so his chosen voice seems to fit him as well. Neither of them have ever shown any signs of distress when we speak for them.
Load More Replies...I have always had "pet" names for my pets. I won't change. I don't use doggo or catto though, I made up my own.
Bruh, some people just use that as complete statements or responses. I once saw a reaction video on YouTube, and the guy was literally just saying bruh after every few seconds.
That was the whole reaction, something happened, he'd tilt his head up or shake it and say "bruh". Nothing else.
That's overuse, but you also have a lot of variations. Bro, burv, brah, breh, bruh... like wtf are we doing to this word?
One variation, "bro," should really have been enough; the rest just come across dumb and goofy.
I feel so called out right now, I consider myself to have, you know, an average vocabulary, but I use so many of these words and now i'm wondering if I'm just stupid or a Youth (tm) ;-;
Just because other people don't like the words doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't use them if you want. Bruh, You literally can be as low ley cringe with words as you wanna be. Sorry not sorry.
Load More Replies...reaction videos are the real problem here. If you have nothing to say about the content you are reacting to besides "bruh", you shouldn't be making this video.
People still use "thank you for coming to my TED talk" on social media and it was f*****g stupid when it started and it's still stupid.
I've seen it used as a defuser, like sorry for the rant
Load More Replies...TED talks are like these informational speeches or lectures given by experts or motivational speakers of some type. Like a psychologist will talk about how to wake up on time naturally, or an author will talk about a unique viewpoint in their lives. They are usually about a specific topic, but occasionally are like an argument or even new idea. So, thanks for coming to my TED talk ;)
Load More Replies...I agree, but the word f***cking is starting to irritate me also.. when do we stop using that?
This is only appropriate when you've given someone your opinion of that Mark Wahlberg/Seth Macfarlane movie, or its sequel.
Apparently I'm the least cool person on the planet. I've never heard of the majority of these words.
Slang isn't improper, it's just normal slang.
Load More Replies...It seems, BP just cut up a whole reddit thread into list entries, regardless of whether they fit the title.
There's a few here I haven't heard of. I'm surprised "merch" isn't on here. It's like nails on a chalkboard when I hear it😬
I know some from the internet and some from babysitting my niece and nephew, but don't know most.
“Living rent free in your head.” First of all, what does that even mean? Second of all, no.
I like this. It means that you are spending precious time thinking about someone, usually angrily while they're happily getting on with their day. For me it's not about victim shaming, it's about not letting myself dwell on unnecessary situations like the person who cut me up at the crossroads who didn't even notice
Exactly - and what the OP is allowing this statement to do to him/her/them.
Load More Replies...Like the cloud creature from "Obsession" was living rent-free in Kirk's head.
Load More Replies...Cringe. I normally don’t care at all about slang and think people should be focused more on rhetoric than word usage…but cringe is so extremely overused and typically used to demean or basically abuse or even bully others. “That’s so cringe! Those things are cringe! He’s being cringe!” Seriously? All these things make you cringe? An actual physical response to discomfort? Doesn’t seem like it. Seems like you just want to call other people losers or “nerds” while claiming to hold some sort of moral majority on your side. Like you have the right opinion or view and other people don’t. Guess I cringe at “cringe”. It’s more the attitude behind it than the actual slang itself that irritates me.
Unless they're actually cringe (incels, 'not like the other girls' people, bigots)
Load More Replies...We covered this word earlier in the list. Kinda cringe to see it again. (Honestly, I've never heard anyone use this "word".)
Hmmmm - just came across a reference to Harry and Meghan as Ginge and Cringe
Load More Replies...How about "cringeworthy", then? Just as bad? I dislike it when shortened, but "cringeworthy" makes some sort of sense to me.
I think the expression started out as cringeworthy (an adjective) and social media shortened it to cringe which is a verb. Not that anyone learns the difference anymore, or even cares.
Load More Replies...Words mean things. To be effective in communication words must have an agreed upon definition. Otherwise, the concept or subject is not conveyed correctly. The refining of words when it is convenient drives me crazy
Kind of like when someone would respond with the word " whatever" I get the sudden urge to punch the person in the mouth.
Started saying "yas" ironically. So it's a word I use now. But, boy did I use to give my little sister hell for it. Still not quite sure how I got here.
That happens to me a lot. I start it out as a joke, and then soon it isn’t a joke anymore.
The "yas" part doesn't bother me as much as the "king" and "queen" part. And what about when fans refer to the objects of their obsession as "mom" and "dad"? WTF is up with that? And don't even get me started on "that's fire", the complete and utter over-use of the term "low-key", or the total obliteration of the word "aesthetic". Ugh. It's all just too much to take.
Using aesthetic to describe a piece of clothing, a pair of shoes, or a selfie/picture even is ok. It might be aesthetically pleasing, or it might have a list of the aesthetics they’re going for after the word aesthetic
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As a middle school teacher - “sus” and “cap/no cap”
sus - suspect/suspicious
cap - b******t/you’re lying
no cap - telling the truth
We had "booyah" and "wassssssupppppp" when I was a in the middle and highs of school lol. Probably as cringy as this is
I raise your "booyah" and "wassup" with "bitchin" and "totally tubular".
Load More Replies...Teacher to teacher-just start using it all of the time. They hate when you start using it.
Lol, my sister says sus literally all the time, regardless if anything actually happened, and it makes me cringe so hard
Stan/We Stan. It completely misses the point of the song, it makes people sound like they can’t think for themselves, and is overall stupid. It’s like a cult mantra. Guess I’m an old man now, and I’m completely f*****g fine with that.
yeah, didnt it originally mean stalker fan?
Load More Replies...This one I see all the time and I have no idea what it means. Now I’m going to join the OP outside shouting at clouds
It's in reference to the crazy fan (named stan) on one of Eminems first albums who "unalived" himself and his pregnant wife in the song because Eminem never replied to his letters to him. Dark as f**k!
Load More Replies...When you realise that Fan - 'Fanatic' means a person filled with excessive and single-minded zeal, why do we need 'Stan'?
It basically means "stalker fan", as in, a fan who is really obsessed with someone
Load More Replies...It's older than the song, but stalker fan (it's original meaning) is still a bad look.
"Its a vibe", "this game is a vibe" drives me absolutely insane
I've accidentally started saying this occasionally I'm sorry =(
things can be a vibe though I guess, I mean you may have had to have a lot of acid in the 70s to really dig it man, but you will get there.
These days everything is about vibes! I joke about this with my also middle aged co worker
"Slaps" or "bops " when talking about music. Also not a fan of "hella" or "selfie"
I suggest you never visit the bay area, everyone here is hella obsessed with that word ;)
But... They're all bops... and anyways that's like 60s slang let me live my damn life. Uptown funk is a bop
Oh and, "understood the assignment" don't even get me started on that one.
When I worked at home, I had to use Skype. Rather than waste time and type out “understood the assignment “ and my manager seeing the acknowledgment from 20 different people in Skype, I’d type out “ROGER WILCO”. Obviously she didn’t get it being 30 years younger than me, but when she saw that in the chat dialogue….she immediately knew it was me. Lol
Guys, I came in here to snicker at some Gen Z slang, not be called out for being a geriatric millennial. :(
Millennial here. We're idiots too, but not as much as Gen Z. If that gives you some comfort. Lol
Well, at least geriatric millennials have company with Geriatric Gen Xer’s.
'geriatric millennial'. Wow! I suddenly feel like a fossil, lol. aren't Millenials in their mid-twenties??? I'm 60 and not (yet) 'geriatric'. 😳🤭
Today years old. Just say I learned today. That's it, one word, to replace 3. It's just needlessly long. It doesn't even make sense.
They are saying to just use "today" instead of "today years old".
Load More Replies...I've heard about being a day older (on your Bday, which we are when you think about it, lol), but haven't heard 'Today years old', before.
Chad. Using Incel/'Seduction' Community language is f*****g *creepy*.
Kind of. "Chads" are those jock popular guys, the ones that stereotypically "get all the girls" and that "all girls want to date" etc. It's supposed to refer to a hyper-masculine "alpha male" sort of man. In the very scary world of incels, it's a term of loathing and hate, as incels view "Chads" as "genetically lucky" and "privileged" as they "get all the females" without having to lift a finger.
Load More Replies...This is funny because I was reading Chad as a derogatory term, like meathead
"Incel." If you're talking specifically about someone who expresses entitlement to having sex with a specific person, that's one thing. That's downright rapey, and should be dragged out into the daylight and exposed. But most of the time it's used, it's simply dismissing someone based on the presumption that they're not having sex, like back in the day when there was such strong social pressure to have sex, even among 12- and 13-year-olds.
LatinX is so dumb
As a Latin woman, I really, and I mean really, hate the Latinx thing. A gender neutral term for Latins is Latin.
Logical. I picked up the Latinx thing from a gender neutral Latin friend who likes it. I'll keep in mind that not everyone does
Load More Replies...As an enby who comes from a Spanish speaking family, Spanish is really gendered and sometimes it gets annoying. But the word Latinx is just terrible, it’s a pain to hear. Some people have started saying Latine instead but; for me at least. You can use Latino.
I’m still wondering how Latin or Latino has come to be used to describe only Spanish speaking people that are not the Romans or other actual latin speakers. And if we are going to include speakers of Latin based Romance Languages such as French, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, and Sardinian?
This is dumb. It's literally just a gender neutral form of Latino, what's to hate?
Latino IS gender neutral. it's used as a nationality not a gender.
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Bestie. It’s so disingenuous and overused.
Lol I laughed quite hard at this
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"I can't" in twitch every time something slightly unexpected happens.
That ridiculous misuse of the word "based."
This one confuses the c**p out of me. Most slang I can understand why it means what it does and how it got there. But this one just makes no sense to me.
No, based is a term on it's own that is thrown around
Load More Replies...“Based comes from the slang basehead, a term from the 1980s to describe people addicted to freebasing cocaine, a method which makes the drug smokable. The term basehead became synonymous with the crack epidemic that swept the United States at the time. Over time, calling someone based was a way of saying that they were a crack addict, or acting like one, especially in West Coast street slang. In the way slang things go, people acting eccentric or abnormal were labelled based. At least that’s what seems to have happened with quirky West Coast rapper Brandon “Lil B” McCartney. In reaction to people calling him based, Lil B decided to redefine the term. In 2007, his group, The Pack, released their debut album, Based Boys. In a 2010 interview in Complex magazine, Lil B described his new definition of based: “Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do.””
And referring to someone as "basic." That one isn't as common now as it was for a while, but I still occasionally see it.
"King"/"queen", unless your last name is actually von Saksen-Coburg or von Habsburg, or Battenberg etc.
Well, I do have Siri set to refer to me as “your majesty.” Just a little respect from something that cost me a fortune.
Those are titles historically inherited through accident of birth, I like deciding who I think is worthy especially if they are a friend or gifted in some area ex: knitting Queen
Everyone saying “rizz” lately is driving me insane
I have not heard of this. Clearly I am out of touch with the youths 🤔
I just learned this when someone told my friend he has unspoken rizz
please this is actually so annoying like its not even funny. Like oH dId u SeE tHat W rIzZ
I don't think anybody using it even knows what it means. I don't think it has a meaning.
People calling us “Filipinx” instead of Filipino.
What does the x even mean? Was it made by sjws so people could feel more included? In what, I don't know.
In "Latinx" apparently it's because "Latino" isn't gender neutral enough, because in Spanish an "O" suffix usually means it's a masculine word.
Load More Replies...And now imagine they would try to make that a thing for a whole language with gendered nouns - that's the stuff we germans have to deal with currently and nobody ever uses it
People that want to be gender inclusive and think it's necessary to render gendered words into unisex.
Load More Replies...Goofy ahh and using “ahh” as a suffix in place of “a*s”. Like if you say hot-a*s, ok. If you say hot-ahh, I will steal your larynx.
Could you "double-click" on that for me? (as used in a sales meeting to ask someone to explain something further). Really grinds my f*****g gears.
If I ever heard someone say that, I'd f*****g laugh in their face. Just like I do when someone says "that's a lot to unpack."
"I will not open that for you, but maby you could try 'F1'?" And for the unpacking, just say ".ZIP it..." /pun intended...
Load More Replies...I had someone try that on me in a meeting.. My reply, "anyone got a moron to English dictionary?" Boss almost wet himself laughing.
Ayyyoooo and Everyone on twitch saying "let's goooooooo" every 3 seconds.
I have seen so many people use let’s go, I accidentally picked it up in my speech. I now drive all of my friends by using let’s goooo!!
People who say “he’s an npc” or “bot”. It’s especially rampant in circles of gamers and holy s**t it drives me insane. No idea why, it’s just annoying
This one I find funny, but because it's kinda mean, so I try not to use it. NPC is a "Non-player character," a computer-generated person in a video game who says only what the programmer wants them to say. It's used as a complaint against political correctness, that someone says only what earns them social credit and expresses therefore perfectly predictable political opinions.
Saw the first one around 2000, meaning at the time was "someone who doesn't think for themselves" in terms of following popular trends. Is it different or the same now?
“Let’s gooo!” “Bussin” “Goofy Ahh”
I think for me, the most annoying is “goofy ahh” my classmates say it all the time. I hate it
Load More Replies...The only one of these I know is the first, and its from speedrunners cheering at getting a good rng roll. I don't know any meaning beyond that.
In the early 2000's I called a friend "Goofy" online, because she had done something silly...her partner ripped into me in such a horrible way, because of Disney being some kind of hell monster so all characters associated with said company were horrible, so I had insulted her and so on. I was so shocked, because in Australia we do not have that side of Disney, it is just Disney not some evil empire.
At this point I just naturally say let's go after some achievements, it's dissapointing
ugh i hate goofy ahh i used it when i was in my sssniperwolf phase i don’t know what came over me
Calling lessons “learnings” doesn’t make you sound smarter.
I detest the team "learner" in a school setting. What is wrong with pupil or student. In South Africa we suddenly went from student or pupil to learner for reasons unknown to me.
"Go brrrrr"
I even tried to Google and still have no grasp at all of the meaning of this.
The "brrr" sound is based upon the rate of fire of a machine gun. So the effect is firing off very fast. "Money printer go brrr" meme is referring to the depreciation of currency if you print more of it; a statement about the rate at which the value of currency was dropping. "Stonks go brrr" meme was about a group purposely trying to undervalue a stock to make money on the bet of its loss, so people started buying the stock to make it go up and make the colluding investors lose money; a reference to the fast rate at which the stock increased in value.
Load More Replies...THIS ONE MAKES NO SENSE TO ME. Sorry for screaming - that's my husband's job -- but holy sh1t it irritates me. I kind of get it sometimes but then someone uses it and my brain stutters to a stop.
I use it very rarely, typically when the drawing muse wakes up and I crank out multiple pictures in a day. The most I've heard it used was watching Dylan Hollis videos ("Butter go BRRRR," when he's creaming butter and sugar).
I think it's related to the A-10, refering to the sound it's M-61 gattling gun makes when being fired. The meme was "Haha, A-10 go Brrrr" IIRC
"Not me (...)" Every time I see this it just irritates me.
I hate that song, btw. Where cheating and lying to a partner is portrayed as humorous.
Load More Replies...“Periodt” Seriously stfu
I do hate this one. I even hate it when they spell it correctly. It is the same as when people "speak" in all caps thinking it will get the point across better. It's as though they have forgotten about the exclamation mark.
low key agree with this one. unrelated, but it also annoys me when people pronounce peridot with the t sound--don't know if that's how it's actually pronounced but ahh it's so annoying
Poggers.
"Originating from an emote on the streaming platform Twitch, poggers or pog is an Internet slang term used to express enthusiasm, mostly among online gamers. The original emoji, known as PogChamp, was a screenshot of a streamer known as Gootecks making an excited face."
Load More Replies...Oh I use that. Well, not poggers, but pog. Especially in text with my best friend.
Wasn’t pog like a popular game in the late 90’s where kids collected pogs ? Never figured out how to play it let alone wanted to. Lol
People using "finna" when the rest of their vocabulary and accent rivals The Queen's Received Pronunciation. You sound ridiculous. Edit: I am a 100% aware that Southern a/o Black Americans have been using this word for decades. There's no problem whatsoever with you. I'm talking about those that insert "finna" in their vocabulary when they personally distance themselves from any sort of "informality" in their chosen words. Edit 2: *"I finna be in the pit"* is the perfect example of what I'm trying to say.
So what on earth does ‘I’m finna to be in the pit’ mean as an apparently perfect example?
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We don’t control how others speak. It’s ok to express ourselves freely in how we dress and speak. We can’t stop anyone. However it IS okay to feel this way. I know I’ve never heard anyone say this in my life, and it could annoy me
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"its giving"
"Rizz" Sounds way too much like jizz to me
In Germany we have a word called "Digga" it’s like "dude" but worse, drives me insane
There is so much annoying slang - Brudi (brothy), Ehrenmann (Man of honor), Harte Liebe ("hard love" for something), Chabos (boys), Babo (boss)... mostly hip-hop slang from arabic or middle eastern rappers.
As a German I wonder why they felt the need to mention this in a list about words used in *English*?
I can’t stand when anyone says “era” “I’m in my fitness era” “I’m in my crocs era” stfu
I seriously cannot pronounce that word. Comes out different every time. One time it'll be 'error' the next it's 'eera'. I quit this word smh
Having a "menty b."
Maybe a mental breakdown? Idk never heard this and would prefer not to hear it again. Trivializes having a mental breakdown.
Load More Replies...This is like the time we in the uk got an extra holibob for the queen’s platty jubes celebration
I'd almost forgotten about "platty jubes", be very grateful not to hear that one again.
Load More Replies...Sounds like a kind of fresh breath mint. “F*****g hell, your breath is nasty! Here, have a Menty B!”
That's actually very funny and I'm definitely going to think about it next time I'm having a menty b
Updoot.
That’s so fetch
These mostly seemed rather nitpicky and fussy in my opinion...
Yes you have to speak like a Victorian Gentleman, otherwise people get annoyed, by Jove.
Load More Replies...Yes and baby momma, it just sounds so weird, i dont even know why
Load More Replies...Language evolves. If it didn't it would be dead. I'm sure people have felt this way about the latest colloquialisms throughout the millennia, but life is so much more pleasant if you get over this kind of squeamishness, and consider that these changes are part of our ever-changing cultures. They're not bad things. They just seem foreign right now. It might just be an age thing, but I was irritated by stuff like this a decade or two back, and it suddenly just stopped being a trigger sometime, without me realising, but I'm happier the more relaxed I get about these things.
I think the difference now is that language change happens a lot quicker. Regional slang, neologisms, slipping meaning, etc., used to take years, maybe decades, to become entrenched, but now they can spread worldwide instantly.
Load More Replies...I hate that anxiety/trauma/depression are so romanticized and like people go "ahh my intrusive thoughts ahh cant sleep...LOL XD HAHA" but then people whoactually have it are put down and ignored.
Yeah. I have anxiety and it isn't quirky or cute it's horrible and ruining my life. I have insomnia and spend hours every night thinking about my inevitable death and genetic predisposition for dementia. It isn't cute
Load More Replies...Language changes over time. Look at English two hundred years ago, then one hundred years ago. Words change in spelling, and even meaning over time and even place. Let it go.
Words changed in spelling due to a lack of education and writing. Now we all have spelling and grammar checkers (which admittedly are far from perfect), there's less of an excuse.
Load More Replies...Some of these people are way too aggressive over some things that are not that serious. You don't have to call someone an idiot just because they said "we don't deserve this person". Their intention is to say they admire someone, their intention is good but oh wait no someone on BP calls them all idiots. You should chill a bit my guy. And that's the same for some of the other ones too. Some things some people say are not that serious. This was supposed to be a funny post but you guys don't know how to have fun ooofff
I'm trying to bring back 'wizard', as in the 1920's slang for 'cool'. What do you think?
And....Baby momma, babby daddy. No it's a mother or a father. Regardless of being in a relationship with them or not.
It’s describing the relationship though, my baby’s mother or my baby’s father… baby momma and baby daddy just shortens it some. (Not that I’m enthralled with the terms, that may be the first time I’ve ever used them.)
Load More Replies...Haha my older sister says this. Seems like ages ago now
Load More Replies...These mostly seemed rather nitpicky and fussy in my opinion...
Yes you have to speak like a Victorian Gentleman, otherwise people get annoyed, by Jove.
Load More Replies...Yes and baby momma, it just sounds so weird, i dont even know why
Load More Replies...Language evolves. If it didn't it would be dead. I'm sure people have felt this way about the latest colloquialisms throughout the millennia, but life is so much more pleasant if you get over this kind of squeamishness, and consider that these changes are part of our ever-changing cultures. They're not bad things. They just seem foreign right now. It might just be an age thing, but I was irritated by stuff like this a decade or two back, and it suddenly just stopped being a trigger sometime, without me realising, but I'm happier the more relaxed I get about these things.
I think the difference now is that language change happens a lot quicker. Regional slang, neologisms, slipping meaning, etc., used to take years, maybe decades, to become entrenched, but now they can spread worldwide instantly.
Load More Replies...I hate that anxiety/trauma/depression are so romanticized and like people go "ahh my intrusive thoughts ahh cant sleep...LOL XD HAHA" but then people whoactually have it are put down and ignored.
Yeah. I have anxiety and it isn't quirky or cute it's horrible and ruining my life. I have insomnia and spend hours every night thinking about my inevitable death and genetic predisposition for dementia. It isn't cute
Load More Replies...Language changes over time. Look at English two hundred years ago, then one hundred years ago. Words change in spelling, and even meaning over time and even place. Let it go.
Words changed in spelling due to a lack of education and writing. Now we all have spelling and grammar checkers (which admittedly are far from perfect), there's less of an excuse.
Load More Replies...Some of these people are way too aggressive over some things that are not that serious. You don't have to call someone an idiot just because they said "we don't deserve this person". Their intention is to say they admire someone, their intention is good but oh wait no someone on BP calls them all idiots. You should chill a bit my guy. And that's the same for some of the other ones too. Some things some people say are not that serious. This was supposed to be a funny post but you guys don't know how to have fun ooofff
I'm trying to bring back 'wizard', as in the 1920's slang for 'cool'. What do you think?
And....Baby momma, babby daddy. No it's a mother or a father. Regardless of being in a relationship with them or not.
It’s describing the relationship though, my baby’s mother or my baby’s father… baby momma and baby daddy just shortens it some. (Not that I’m enthralled with the terms, that may be the first time I’ve ever used them.)
Load More Replies...Haha my older sister says this. Seems like ages ago now
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