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Life hacks are awesome. Handy short cuts that let you get the boring stuff done quicker and easier, giving you more time to get on with the more important stuff, like playing with your dog or saving the world.

These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you giggle uncontrollably. Which I guess is an end unto itself right? This is the sequel to our previous pro-tip shit list, which proved wildly popular!

Scroll down the list below and marvel at the absurdity of it all, but whatever you do don’t take any of this terrible advice on board, as some of them are actually pretty dangerous. Do vote for your favourite though!

#1

Don't Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

Don't Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

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    #2

    Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

    Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! I will try that today, saves so much time! Wait...

    David Madden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! I wonder if we could one day freeze water for later use as ice!

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, mate. Not sure that's possible.

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    Dnelle1972
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just throw my pasta in the hot tub. It's fun catching all of the noodles when the jets come on.

    Ivan Petrov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a series of advice hacks that was published for people in Florida, preparing for a hurricane. Stores are often immediately sold out of water bottles. This is cheaper and easier.

    moli.2
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Thank you for sharing this information.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but did the fridge will keep it hot enough?

    Eva Tóthová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but you have to reverse the polarity

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    Athlene White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good idea when a hurricane or any storm is coming and you may lose power. It will help your frozen last longer and a water source when it melts.

    Squall Loire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: The hot water will freeze faster than cold or room-temperature water would :)

    Mathew Adair
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delta T. Learned in heat transfer and fluid flow. But this isn’t a “life hack” nor is it utter stupidity as this article is. You quite literally posted a science fact on a page that has nothing to do with science facts.

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    Sonya Bamboo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or do they have the cleanest freezer to even do that 🧐

    Eric Baker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, put the pasta in there before you freeze the water, then just thaw and eat!

    MiddleEarth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome!!! Oh.. *facepalm* wow

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you have to boil water then freeze it?

    Lorrene
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are NOT supposed to use PLASTICCCC ..

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm ... hey? Wot am I not getting ? You boil water to put pasta into cook cos it’s hot - boiling hot, Energy used to. Bout wat yer abs rbein recoil it is weird

    Charlotte DePue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be dense but I don't see how this speeds up making pasta

    mark.up
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is not just missing the point. He/she gets lost in a maze!

    Oman Wearthy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello I am Wealthy, I'm out here to spreed this good news to the entire world on how I got my ex lover back.I was going crazy when my love left me for another woman last month, But when i meet a friend that introduce me to Dr.Omani Hani the great messenger to the oracle that he serve,I narrated my problem to great oracle Dr. Omani about how my ex husband left me and also how i needed to get a job in a very big company. He only said to me that i have come to the right place were i will be getting my heart desire without any side effect.He told me what i needed to do,After it was been done,In the next 48 hours ,My husband called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before now and also in the next one week after my husband returned home ,I was called for an interview in my desired company were i needed to work as the manager..I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact Great oracle Dr. Omani at the following email address and get al

    Cathy Mullins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get this??? I thought the whole point of boiling water makes it hot enough to cook the noodles??? Am i missing something? True, this may make it easier for filling my hummingbird feeders but water would still need to be warmed to melt the sugar!

    Henry Friend
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My familiy eats so much pasta, but we only have a small freezer - should I buy another one and keep it in the laundry or something?

    Teri Kennedy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or just leave the pot on to boil ALL week. No freezing required.

    Teri Kennedy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or just leave the pot on to boil ALL week. No freezing required.

    Freddie Lynn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hack stolen from Gracie Allen on the George Burns and Gracie Allen Show.

    Judy Hofer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much spaghetti can you eat in a week. You still have to boil it to cook the Spaghetti??????

    Iñaki Tofiño
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to boil it anyway afterwards...

    Ginny Boston
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLMAO, don't know whats worse, the idiots or those that are just insane!!!

    Das Boudha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier to buy boiled water at Costco at the grocery store. Duh.

    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't really save much time IF you forget to thaw it out the day before you need it!!!!

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I just kills me that people actually think this might work. HEY PEOPLE! When you freeze water it becomes ice. F*****g ice, period. Full stop. ICE.

    J Browne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly my genius brother was very smug about what he learned and we dummies didn't know, that if you boil water and then put it in the freezer it will freeze faster then cold water...sigh...

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prefab - just add boiling water.

    Mike Cannon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well why didn't I think of that?

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah finally a good idea , hold on , wait a minute, um ok

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point in time this persons brain stopped functioning.

    Joseph Gormley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was an old Gracie Allen Joke. She was tired of boiling water for all her recipies, so she froze a bunch so next time she needed boiling water, all she had to do was defrost it!!

    WaLe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna tell all my italian family right away! Mind blowing news!

    Allie Faux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.......

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet some nut will actually try this *L*

    Rick Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saves time. And it tastes almost as good as making it fresh — you can hardly tell the difference!

    Pat Martens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These amount of time and energy...raspberry!

    Janice Lake
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know how many people did this after reading about this hack. Too funny.

    Donna Ovitt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I'm thick I guess - why would this save time? Still has to boil to cook pasts?????

    Sue Donim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in some areas water is not safe to drink unless you boil it. im nit even sure taking bath is o.k. in some cases. but boiling and saving is a good idea ... a second fridge would save defrost time if needed and cant have microwave.

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I am in a rush, I lower the air preasure to lower the boiling tempature of water. ;)

    Stacie Wyatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so we boil the water to get it unfrozen right?

    Anne M Sim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just use cold water. Cooks pasta really well. Did you know that?

    Anne M Sim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not use cold water. It cooks pasta really well. Did you know that?

    Robert Rice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you still have to boil the water to cook the pasta,why boil it 2 times ?????

    Hawk Marcarelli
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is now frozen! So it will take longer! That is a fact.

    N G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this work, has anyone tried it ?

    Dyallen fendi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhm no, that's for preparation for hurricane or flooding

    moli.2
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just reused the photo with different description.

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    Lucky Lambdin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a "sh*tty" life tip for you, you sorry-*$$ Bored Panda writers - take yer motherf*cking "sh*tty" life tips & stuff them up yer nasty little *$$. You & yer motherf*cking whiny p*ssy attitudes suck so bad. F*ck the whole lot of ya.

    Agata Hogata
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    8 years ago

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    dont you have to boil it again to make pasta...? or is it some new way to make pasta in a ice water :/

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    #3

    Non-Smoker Hack

    Non-Smoker Hack

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    #4

    Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

    Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

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    #5

    If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

    If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'd do that, I'd have to sleep until 6pm, as I could only afford to pay for one meal, after getting fired because of my sleeping schedule :D

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    #6

    Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

    Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can have a little snack while you watch your house burning down.

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    #7

    If It Works It Isn't Stupid

    If It Works It Isn't Stupid

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    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also avoid paying to fix the leak because you will be dead

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    #8

    Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

    Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you use different snakes to adjust for the number of servings needed?

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    #9

    If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

    If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

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    #10

    When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

    When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

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    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep you will have a perfectly cut in two bagel and some extra meat and red sauce

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    #11

    Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

    Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

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    #12

    Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

    Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... that is spinach! (Believe me, I'm really fun at parties :D)

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    #13

    Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You're Having A Shitty Evening

    Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You're Having A Shitty Evening

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me burst out laughing :D

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    #14

    Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

    Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

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    #15

    Use This Hack With Deaf People

    Use This Hack With Deaf People

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    David Madden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is deaf. This is useful. The misunderstandings we have had have been hilarious. For example, the sign for bug and penis are very damn close.

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    #16

    Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

    Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

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    Some Body
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the rattlesnake can hold your pasta whilst you are at the hospital

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    #17

    Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button

    Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button

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    Some Body
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I used to think that when you pushed one of the 'buttons' on the lid the drink would change to that type

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    #18

    Add A Touch Of Magic To Your Cold By Putting Glitter In Your Mouth Before You Sneeze

    Add A Touch Of Magic To Your Cold By Putting Glitter In Your Mouth Before You Sneeze

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have fun finding glitter everywhere for the next decade 😂

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    #19

    If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%

    If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come I never thought about this ...

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    #20

    Use This Tip To Save Your Money

    Use This Tip To Save Your Money

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    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyhow he is not going to remember it so why bother

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    #21

    Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes? Visitors Imminent? Put Some Clean Dishes In The Dishrack. Now It Looks Like You're Working On It

    Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes? Visitors Imminent? Put Some Clean Dishes In The Dishrack. Now It Looks Like You're Working On It

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    #22

    Don't Be Afraid To Use Public Bathrooms Ever Again

    Don't Be Afraid To Use Public Bathrooms Ever Again

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    Rabbitt209
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sobbing works too. Be sure you're wearing tear stains when you come out.

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    #23

    A Slice Of Red Onion In Your Dvd Drive Is An All-Natural Way Of Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses

    A Slice Of Red Onion In Your Dvd Drive Is An All-Natural Way Of Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mac laptops need no onion, because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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    #24

    To Maximize Horsepower On The Highway Shift From 5th Gear To "R" For Racing

    To Maximize Horsepower On The Highway Shift From 5th Gear To "R" For Racing

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    #25

    If You Put Your Wipers Up Parking Inspectors Are Unable To Give You A Ticket

    If You Put Your Wipers Up Parking Inspectors Are Unable To Give You A Ticket

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you're flipping them a bird in Car language too

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    #26

    Retread Tires Easily With A Sharpie

    Retread Tires Easily With A Sharpie

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    #27

    Use Cello Tape As Hands Free Selfie Stick

    Use Cello Tape As Hands Free Selfie Stick

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here you have an instagram worthy pic 😂😂😂

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    #28

    Dress For The Weight You Want, Not The Weight You Have

    Dress For The Weight You Want, Not The Weight You Have

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be the most horrible tip of all. An the scary thing is: some people really seem to take that one to heart

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    #29

    Having Trouble Finding A Parking Spot? Turn On Your Hazard Lights To Make Yourself Immune To Traffic Laws, Then Park Wherever You Want

    Having Trouble Finding A Parking Spot? Turn On Your Hazard Lights To Make Yourself Immune To Traffic Laws, Then Park Wherever You Want

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    #30

    Don't Have A Flashlight On Your Phone? Take A Picture Of The Sun And Use The Photo To Find Your Way In The Dark

    Don't Have A Flashlight On Your Phone? Take A Picture Of The Sun And Use The Photo To Find Your Way In The Dark

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    #31

    When All The Cups Are Dirty And You're Too Lazy To Clean One

    When All The Cups Are Dirty And You're Too Lazy To Clean One

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    #32

    Use This Simple Tip To Get Free Meals Forever

    Use This Simple Tip To Get Free Meals Forever

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    Tony Masia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with the service you get some places this should be a legitimate thing

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    #33

    Save Hundreds Instantly

    Save Hundreds Instantly

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a couple of boyfriends who did that with birthdays. That way they could get a present for their birthday while saving money on my birthday. It gets a bit obvious when they want to make up shortly after your birthday, then next year it happens again. (Obviously, doing it before Christmas means they also miss out on getting presents.)

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    #34

    This Tiny Tool Can Make Any Pair Of Headphones Wireless

    This Tiny Tool Can Make Any Pair Of Headphones Wireless

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! So i can just transform my old ones and don't have to pay 200 quid for a wireless pair that i will lose anyway.

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    #35

    In An Awkward/Uncomfortable Situation? Just Moon-Walk Away. People Will Think You Are Walking Towards That, But You Are In Fact Leaving

    In An Awkward/Uncomfortable Situation? Just Moon-Walk Away. People Will Think You Are Walking Towards That, But You Are In Fact Leaving

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    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moonwalk out of every problem in life and watch your life get destroyed in style

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    #36

    If You're In A Rush In The Morning, Remember To Save Some Time By Having Breakfast Whilst Cleaning Your Teeth At The Same Time

    If You're In A Rush In The Morning, Remember To Save Some Time By Having Breakfast Whilst Cleaning Your Teeth At The Same Time

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    David Ross
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is bacon the floss? If it is, count me in!

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    #37

    Plant Your Hot Dog Seeds Now To Guarantee A Healthy Bounty For Your Backyard BBQ

    Plant Your Hot Dog Seeds Now To Guarantee A Healthy Bounty For Your Backyard BBQ

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    #38

    Tear A Strip Off Of Plastic Cups To Make A Convenient Handle

    Tear A Strip Off Of Plastic Cups To Make A Convenient Handle

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    #39

    No Friends? Doesn't Matter. Use This Hack

    No Friends? Doesn't Matter. Use This Hack

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    #40

    Not Disabled? Put One Of These On Your Car To Use Disabled Parking Whenever You Like

    Not Disabled? Put One Of These On Your Car To Use Disabled Parking Whenever You Like

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this sign, most people also seem to lose the capability to use their indicator!

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    #41

    Take Random Pills

    Take Random Pills

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    #42

    Use Condoms As Homemade Waterproof Socks

    Use Condoms As Homemade Waterproof Socks

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you get the ones with spermicide your feet won't get pregnant

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    #43

    Nail Art Hack

    Nail Art Hack

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    Some Body
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks kinda cool, if not a bit sloppy

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    #44

    Here's A Tip For Boys: Put A Pee Stain Down Low On Your Jeans And People Will Think Your Penis Is Longer

    Here's A Tip For Boys: Put A Pee Stain Down Low On Your Jeans And People Will Think Your Penis Is Longer

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    #45

    When Painting The Outside Of Your House, Use A Fine Detail Brush. Larger Brushes Are Often Lower Quality And Use Far More Paint

    When Painting The Outside Of Your House, Use A Fine Detail Brush. Larger Brushes Are Often Lower Quality And Use Far More Paint

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    #46

    Get A Whole Extra Glass Of Juice By Slightly Tilting The Carton

    Get A Whole Extra Glass Of Juice By Slightly Tilting The Carton

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    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s such a cool orange juice carton🤪

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    #47

    Having Trouble Opening A Soda Bottle? Hold It Upside-Down Whilst You Open It. This Will Force All The Gases Away From The Neck Of The Bottle And Make It Much Easier To Open

    Having Trouble Opening A Soda Bottle? Hold It Upside-Down Whilst You Open It. This Will Force All The Gases Away From The Neck Of The Bottle And Make It Much Easier To Open

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    #48

    Use Frozen Vegetables When You Run Out Of Ice

    Use Frozen Vegetables When You Run Out Of Ice

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    #49

    Throw It In A Microwave And You Won't Even Be Able To Tell The Difference

    Throw It In A Microwave And You Won't Even Be Able To Tell The Difference

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    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except post it notes are more expensive than some cheeses. LOL

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    #50

    Make Your Car Almost Twice As Fast By Changing It From Mph To Kmh

    Make Your Car Almost Twice As Fast By Changing It From Mph To Kmh

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    #51

    To Make Sure Your Phone Is Nice And Clean, Microwave It For 30 Seconds In The Morning To Get Rid Of All The Bad Bacteria That Might Have Got On It During The Night

    To Make Sure Your Phone Is Nice And Clean, Microwave It For 30 Seconds In The Morning To Get Rid Of All The Bad Bacteria That Might Have Got On It During The Night

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    #52

    Here's A Simple & Easy Way To Lose Weight Fast. You Can Lose A Ton Of Weight Just By Weighing Yourself While Sitting On The Toilet

    Here's A Simple & Easy Way To Lose Weight Fast. You Can Lose A Ton Of Weight Just By Weighing Yourself While Sitting On The Toilet

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or use two different scales and put one foot on each.

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    #53

    Use This When You Want Your Pc To Be Even Faster

    Use This When You Want Your Pc To Be Even Faster

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    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to put flame stickers on the side to make it even faster.

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    #54

    Never Lose Your Keys Again

    Never Lose Your Keys Again

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    #55

    Fire Extinguishers Can Be Damaged So To Keep It Safe Have It In A High Place That's Out Of Reach So It Will Be Ready When You Need It

    Fire Extinguishers Can Be Damaged So To Keep It Safe Have It In A High Place That's Out Of Reach So It Will Be Ready When You Need It

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    Suzanne Marriott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is real! By law, the laundromat has to have a fire extinguisher on the premise. They probably had problems with theft and vandalism.

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    #56

    Never Slip In The Winter Anymore By Piercing Screwdrivers Through Your Wheels

    Never Slip In The Winter Anymore By Piercing Screwdrivers Through Your Wheels

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    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an expensive post. Wheels aren't cheap! Neither are screwdrivers!

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    #57

    Inform An Officer You Are Carrying A Handgun Like This

    Inform An Officer You Are Carrying A Handgun Like This

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    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and you also have shoot to show its loaded

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    #58

    How To Make Your Own Quesadilla Wallet In 3 Super Easy Steps

    How To Make Your Own Quesadilla Wallet In 3 Super Easy Steps

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    Sherrie Glendening
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when someone tries to rob you, just give him the quesadilla without the cash and cards. He won't even notice.

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    #59

    Replace Your Treadmill Belt With Sandpaper For Better Traction While Running

    Replace Your Treadmill Belt With Sandpaper For Better Traction While Running

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    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me nightmares, I once slipped my hand when using one of these in school. My nail only took a few weeks to grow back.

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    #60

    Coffee Got Cold? Heat It Up Quick On The Stove

    Coffee Got Cold? Heat It Up Quick On The Stove

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    #61

    The Iphone 7 Does Has A Headphone Jack! It's Just Hidden Behind The Casing. All You Have To Do To Access It Is To Drill A Small Hole 14mm From The Left Edge. The Drill Shouldn't Be Larger Than 4mm

    The Iphone 7 Does Has A Headphone Jack! It's Just Hidden Behind The Casing. All You Have To Do To Access It Is To Drill A Small Hole 14mm From The Left Edge. The Drill Shouldn't Be Larger Than 4mm

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's really incredible that people really does it

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    #62

    If You Need To Rob A Bank And Don't Have A Stocking, Use An Extra Large Condom Instead

    If You Need To Rob A Bank And Don't Have A Stocking, Use An Extra Large Condom Instead

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    #63

    Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last. This "Lucky Cigarette" Will Prevent You From Getting Cancer

    Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last. This "Lucky Cigarette" Will Prevent You From Getting Cancer

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 1980s I knew someone who did this. I think his reasoning was that if you had dirty fingers you could take that one without getting the dirt on the filter, and you could pinch off the end to remove the dirt.

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    #64

    Don't Put Gas In Your Car, The Extra Weight Reduces Fuel Efficiency

    Don't Put Gas In Your Car, The Extra Weight Reduces Fuel Efficiency

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    Bence Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of gas you should use flammable liquids!

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    #65

    Grab A Piping Hot Cuppa Joe At The Corner Store And Stick An Egg In It To Make A Hard Boiled Morning Snack

    Grab A Piping Hot Cuppa Joe At The Corner Store And Stick An Egg In It To Make A Hard Boiled Morning Snack

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    #66

    Instead Of Wasting Cans, Put Them To Use And Make Do-It-Yourself Cup

    Instead Of Wasting Cans, Put Them To Use And Make Do-It-Yourself Cup

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got scabby lips caused by the winter cold? This handy DIY scab remover is just what you need...

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