Funny Yoga Jokes And Puns That Will Have You Rolling On The Yoga Mat Laughing
The world of jokes and puns is a vast and varied one. Our brains are wired to find certain things funny, and we’re always looking for new ways to make them work. The yoga community is no different, with some wild and charismatic yogis using humor as a way to connect with others… and then some just like a good laugh! Yeah, we know, yoga is associated with being calm and zen, but let’s face it, sometimes we can’t help but just break character and say something foolish.
Yoga and comedy have a lot in common. Both are rooted in tradition, deal with bodily expression, and involve personal growth and confidence. They also bring people together and spread fun and positivity. If you like to practice both of these ancient arts with your friends, these funny jokes about yoga are sure to get a laugh from your fellow yoga students! As yoga grows in popularity, so does the number of jokes made about it, so we’ve collected the best yoga jokes and puns we could find and included them all in our list for your fun and enjoyment!
My favourite yoga position is sleeping.
How does a T-Rex feel after practicing yoga? He feels like a dino-sore.
What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class? Oooooom.
Why does the demon go to yoga classes regularly? He loves to exorcise there.
What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes to classes? Pilates of the Caribbean.
I’ve been practicing yoga for decades. Yep, it’s been a pretty long stretch.
What’s the most dangerous yoga move? Corpse pose.
Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail.
Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class? It couldn’t find its center.
How does the yogi order a pizza slice? Make me one with everything!
What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? De-compose.
What do the kids call yoga? Twister.
What is the most romantic yoga pose one can do? Pro-pose.
What did the yoga instructor want for her birthday? No gifts, only presence.
What should you say to stay back at the yoga center and not be rude? Nah-must-stay.
If someone kills a yoga teacher before the yoga session, what is it called? A pre-meditated murder.
Why did the shellfish go for yoga classes regularly? To get stronger mussels.
How did the ketchup bottle prove that it is good at practicing yoga poses? It said, "I can stretch from my head to-ma-toes".
Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now.
I gave my cat some almond milk the other day. Now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.
Why are weightlifters so good at yoga? They have great flex-ability.
I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am… I said “I can only do Fridays.”
“Warrior 2?” my instructor asked. “No, I’m actually a writer,” I replied.
During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur? “Quite the trochanter”.
What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga? A pretzel.
What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class? Nutmaste.
I’m worried I’m not that good at yoga. Some days, I feel like just a poser.
What does the yogi say when she gets electrocuted? Ohmmmmmm!
How do you know when a yoga teacher is angry? He gets incensed.
What did the yoga instructor say to the criminal? You have the right to remain silent.
What did the teacher say to her student who was very late for her yoga class? She asked her to get her asana mat quickly.
How does a student feel after a good yoga and meditation class in the morning? Calm and Com-posed.
Why did the yoga trainer resign from his job after 5 years? He had in a stretch.
My yoga teacher told me that getting me fit poses a strong mountain of a task. But he also said that if we do it well, I will be one happy person.
My teacher asked me for my favorite yoga position. "Sleeping one", I answered.
What did the yoga teacher say when the moose wanted to quit? -NahMooseStay!
What kind of lattes do gym trainers like? The Pilates one.
What would you call your friend doing yoga with the flu? Sick and twisted.
Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste.
I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single.
How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga? I told her I would be as flexible as possible.
I’m trying to write this pun about yoga. But it’s just not working out. It just seems a stretch.
I got chucked out of yoga class yesterday. Apparently, I misinterpreted the Half-Moon Pose.
Why do everyone love yoga teachers? They bend over backward for you.
Why is the apple so good at yoga? He’s got a great core.
Why did the yogi return the vacuum cleaner? It came with too many attachments.
What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class? Premeditated murder.
What did the yoga teacher say when her friend asked her to leave the party? Nah, Imma stay.
I didn’t believe yoga would fix my posture… But I stand corrected.
My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday. He put me in a really awkward position.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yoga. Yoga who? Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.
Why did the yogi get fired from her job as a cashier? Because she kept saying change comes from within.
Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly? They always want to find their inner peas.
How do you know if the yoga clinic is hiring new people to work with them? They will have many open positions to fill in.
What did the yoga instructor say when her student could not touch her forehead to her knees? She said, "Yoga-to try harder tomorrow".
Why does a yoga instructor never use a vacuum? They want to stay away from attachments.
What did the yoga instructor have for breakfast every day? Berries with yogi-urt.
What did the student say when her yoga teacher asked her to touch her knees with her nose? She thought it was a bit of a stretch.
What do a yoga instructor and an apple peeler have in common? Both of them really take you to the core.
What did everyone think about the book that the new yoga instructor wrote about losing belly fat in ten days? Everyone found it very vague, rather abs-tract.
Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes? She said it was not working out.
Why are most tornados good at doing yoga exercises? Because they are twisting.
Why do yogis want you to work on your abs? They want every person to find the abs-tract essence.
What is a yoga class without mindfulness called? It is only an exercise class then.
Why did my yoga instructor make me stand on one foot while I ate? She wanted me to have a balanced diet.
Why did the yoga instructor ask her students to go to the paint store? She had heard that her students could get thinner there.
How do you know when the yoga instructor is good? None of her students get bent out of shape.
Why did the chicken go to yoga classes regularly? It wanted to work on its pecks.
Why did the protein shake make the yoga instructor sick? She probably had whey too much.
I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled. She replied, "Yogatta be kidding me?"
The other day, I saw a sign for a beginner's yoga class that said: "enquire within."
What sort of creature can hibernate in weirdly odd poses? A yoga bear.
My "snooze" button should just be called the "nope, no yoga today" button.
I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine.
What do a cow walking backward and a yogi have in common? They both say oooooom.
Where do you go if you can’t afford yoga classes? The omless shelter.
What do you do when a yoga guru goes missing? Nothing. They’ll find themselves.
I did an amazing yoga pose over this stream created from acidic rainfall yesterday. I think it’s called a bridge over troubled water.
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic at the dentist? He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
There was a moment at yoga class when I really just got it; chit happens!
I give up. I’ve simply bent over backward to convince my friend to progress in yoga.
What do yoga pants eat for dessert? Lululemon meringue pie.
Why does the bear love yoga class? It’s a good chance to paws and reflects.
What does the yoga teacher want for their birthday? All they want is your presence.
What’s a pirate’s least favorite yoga move? The plank pose.
What kind of yoga moves are popular in nudist yoga? Over-ex-poses.
What car would be the best choice to practice yoga? Mercedes Bendz.
What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core? She said, "These poses are abs-olutely killer!"
What did the yoga instructor say when her student complained of no visible results after regular classes? She said it would be worth the weight.
What happens when a student refuses to perform a pose during classes? The yoga instructor im-poses it on the student.
If fishes wanted to do yoga, then where can they go to? They have to go to the river bend.
Why did the girl never practice yoga poses that targeted belly fat? She thought it was an absolute waist of time.
I announced that I was experienced in yoga. My teacher asked me to show an advanced pose. Well, that did put me in a difficult position.
I called for an advanced yoga class. The center asked how flexible I was, and I said I can do Mondays and Fridays.
I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.
Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip cookie that I dropped under the table.
I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition.
What do you call a communist doing yoga? Stretch Marx.
What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common? They both contain stretchers.
“What’s up, dog?” I asked my instructor as I walked into the studio. She replied that it was a back-bending yoga posture that lengthens and strengthens the spine, torso, and arms.
I arrived late for my yoga class yesterday. Then my instructor shouted at me to get my asana mat.
Have you heard of the new class where you always go up and down? They call it yo-yoga.
Toby was struggling with basic yoga but remained determined. Where Toby Hatha-Will, Toby Hatha-Way.
"Say you’re a bad girl."
"I’m a bad girl."
"Oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do…"
"I’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice."
Did you see the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan as a yogini? It’s called “Yoga mail”.
How many Bikram teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to preheat the new bulb, one to screw it in, and one to remind the light bulb changer to “Lockyourknees, Lockyourknees!”
What does the job ad on the door of the yoga studio say? Inquire within.
Why do teddy bears not want to practice poses in yoga? They fear they will get ripped.
Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore? He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.
Why were the students not confident about their yoga skills? They thought they were just posers.
As I couldn't do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt, my friend said to my teacher, "Yoganna be disappointed by this one".
Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'Next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'Bowchickabowow' sound.
Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.
Yoga class instructor: Welcome. Uhh, why are you carrying a lightsaber?
Me: Misread the brochure I have.
What kind of yoga is popular at nudist yoga? Over ex-posing.
Jesus is a regular at my yoga class. Pilates screwed him up real bad but he keeps coming back.
A thief stole $10,000 worth of stock from Lululemon last night. The police forced him to return all 3 pairs of leggings.
What do Yoga meditation and a fudge cake have in common? They each bring you a piece of heaven.