Life hacks are awesome. Handy short cuts that let you get the boring stuff done quicker and easier, giving you more time to get on with the more important stuff, like playing with your dog or saving the world.


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These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you giggle uncontrollably. Which I guess is an end unto itself right? This is the sequel to our previous pro-tip shit list, which proved wildly popular!

Scroll down the list below and marvel at the absurdity of it all, but whatever you do don’t take any of this terrible advice on board, as some of them are actually pretty dangerous. Do vote for your favourite though!

#1 Don't Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

Don't Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids

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#2 Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

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Lara B. 12 months ago

Genius! I will try that today, saves so much time! Wait...

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#3 Non-Smoker Hack

Non-Smoker Hack

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Lara B. 12 months ago

That's actually a nice idea :)

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#4 Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

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Anna Wu 12 months ago

This is not a horrible tip. :)

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#5 If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

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Lara B. 12 months ago

If I'd do that, I'd have to sleep until 6pm, as I could only afford to pay for one meal, after getting fired because of my sleeping schedule :D

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#6 Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

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Lara B. 12 months ago

So you can have a little snack while you watch your house burning down.

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#7 If It Works It Isn't Stupid

If It Works It Isn't Stupid

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Evgeniya Khon 12 months ago

You can also avoid paying to fix the leak because you will be dead

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#8 Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

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Paul K. Johnson 12 months ago

Do you use different snakes to adjust for the number of servings needed?

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#9 If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

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Paul K. Johnson 12 months ago

Don't laugh. I did that.

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#10 When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

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Evgeniya Khon 12 months ago

Yep you will have a perfectly cut in two bagel and some extra meat and red sauce

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