Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.


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Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark, to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!

#5 Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

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Sheralyn 8 months ago

Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?

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#6 Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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Rob LeBlanc 8 months ago

Wearing a surgical mask and occasionally coughing guarantees added personal space for my NYC subway rides. ;)

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#7 Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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Amanda Panda 8 months ago

Or buy the unattached ones in the other post, and just use those.

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#10 Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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Amanda Panda 8 months ago

I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)

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