40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Metaniel 2 years ago

Or telling us, that something is happening to us because of hormones 🙃🙃

43points

Monday 2 years ago

In which case: GIVE ME THE DAMN MEDS THAT FIX MY HORMONES!

43points

Carla Beck 2 years ago

I remember reading on why women aren't given pain meds during gynecological procedures (IUD insertions, colposcopy, LEEP, etc) and read the line "female pain is more acceptable to the medical community than male pain." And that really stuck with me.

40points

Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago

My IUD was the most painful experience of my life. I was told "there'll be cramping" and to take an ibuprofen beforehand to help, but...the phrase 'gutted like a fish' is all I could think about afterwards. It was traumatic and I'm terrified of when they'll remove it.

24points

Lena Flising 2 years ago

And still it's "Women are the weaker sex". You can't have it both ways, dudes!

31points

Brenda 2 years ago

THIS woman definitely does NOT handle pain better!

23points

Laura Gillette 2 years ago

THIS. Once had a filling done, the dentist didn't believe me when I told him I could still feel it and was whimpering in pain. He finally rolled his eyes and said, "fine, I'll give you some more" and injected more novacaine or whatever. Finally blocked the pain. I was a child at the time, BTW. Also, it has been scientifically shown that redheads need more anesthetic than other people to be effective. It's more widely known now, but wasn't at the time.

15points

Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago

Your dentist gave you novocain? As a child i was afraid of needles, so it was nitrous oxide and NOTHING else. he purposely hit a nerve every time. Now as an adult , When there is pain and I HAVE to go I am a crying mess due to the anxiety.

1point

StrangeOne 2 years ago

"Have you had a baby?... Yeah? Well then this shouldn't hurt. " Absolute garbage treatment we get.

10points

Mimi M 2 years ago (edited)

Doc prescribed me Codeine. I said 'nope - gimme the good stuff'. He cooperated. I took 2 for the procedure, stashed the rest. Gotta make that sh/t last, good to have for emergencies.

10points

Monday 2 years ago

In my mind Codeine is the good stuff....am I wrong about that?

16points

Wheely 2 years ago

I'm not a woman, so you can tell me to shut up 🤣 but Codeine doesn't really work for me. And just to clarify, I've never been a drug user (except pot).

4points

Moo 2 years ago

Women have been treated as lesser since the beginning of time. Yes, there have been matriarch societies in history where women are the dominant gender, but the world has been mostly patriarchal, and created a space to oppress women. Religion has made it worse, as there are /multiple/ oppressive major religions, but it's not the root of the problem. Men have never needed religion as an excuse to control and oppress women. Religion doesn't have to be inherently oppressive, in fact, in my Christian church, the pastors advocate for women in the workforce, as equals to men. Someone asked how to get his wife to submit to him and they laughed in his face. But religion is still used to oppress. Many churches in the south have ostracized churches that have hired women to be pastors. Religion is a part of the problem, but it is not /the/ problem.

8points

Phase 2 years ago

This is true, women have a higher pain tolerance. But, they have TWICE as many pain receptors!!!!

8points

Mia Black 2 years ago

What I read is that women feel pain quicker, longer and more and their nerves tend to send pain much more intensive to the receptors (I hope I articulated this correct)

12points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Interestingly, medicine would appear to disagree with you. https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/ajpregu.00920.2005 and https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3690315/https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3690315/ The articles suggest that women (in general) have higher sensitivity to pain, lower pain thresholds and lower tolerance. Which of course makes this particular article more concerning - since that means the dentist was 100% wrong and should have been giving the woman the stronger painkillers.

4points

Zophra 2 years ago

I thought this was disproved? Women feel more pain. https://www.marquette.edu/womens-leadership/documents/iwl_facultyfellows_mb_final-digital_20221003.pdf

3points

Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago

Maybe it is that we have to deal with it regularly, and have learned to "live with" the pain. My arthritis is a definite 5 all day everyday. I only take tylenol in the morning to bring it down to a 5.

0points

#2

Just Wow

Final score:

339points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

"Children don't need sex ed because that's pedophilia"

163points

Cathy Roberts 2 years ago

Some things never change. And the irony is (or maybe it wasn't an accident) that all this "NO SEX ED" allowed for so much sexual abuse by clergy, and nobody to talk for decades about it.

38points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

"If we don't tell children ANYTHING factual about sex, they will never, ever try to do anything sexual until they're adults. We're absolutely certain this will work perfectly, in spite of hundreds of years of it not working."

24points

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

"And this other thing that keeps getting priests moved around to different jurisdictions is not sex ed, so therefore not pedophilia"

8points

N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago

Teen pregnancy could be prevented by having sex-ed thought through schools. Parents too embarrassed/ lazy to give “the talk”

7points

CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago

"If children are not educated about sex, then they will not ever have sex."

3points

Liz Mary 12 months ago

I disagree. had sex Ed in primary school. They explained it via a cartoon story (just look it up). Later went to Portugal where nothing was taught and speaking about "such things" was taboo even between mother and daughters. The amount of girls who didn't know anything about periods and that women have 2 orifices, etc, was staggering. There was even a girl who firmly believed that she got pregnant from the unisex public toilets. She knew a man did something that she "didn't like" (she wasn't even aware whar SA is and her mom perpetuate her belief) but, she didn't realise that's how she got pregnant. At least I was informed and better prepared. For you to claim it's pedophilia you must have a very dirty mind!

1point

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

What? Did someone really say that?

1point

Kathy 4 months ago

😮

0points

Liz Mary 9 months ago

What?

0points

Cammy Mack 2 years ago

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Jill Bussey 2 years ago

Religion should not play a part in sex education.

32points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

Or education in general if it isn't history class

11points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

And yet it does. Teaching science in a Catholic school is fun. Some parts are required to be prefaced with "We are required to learn this topic as part of the National Curriculum." And then have fifteen year old Catholics tell you that it's stupid to not believe in evolution. I had to try very hard to keep a straight face that day, rather than cheering.

5points

Lucyyy 2 years ago

or it should only play a part if its backed by actual science

2points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

I can't imagine the thoughts of a young girl who thought she was pregnant with half human half dog baby! Poor kid must have been so traumatized!

25points

Tree P 2 years ago

How old was this kid? By the time I had my period, I knew such a thing like that was impossible.

2points

Donna Peluda 2 years ago

People think that today kids don't need sex education because of internet. My friend has give sex ed at a secondary school a believe me you'd have no idea how clueless they are. If they are getting info from sites like tic tok or whatever is in fashion they are not getting education.

10points

Kevin the Manager 2 years ago

Men: "Oh yeah! Bring on the MMA! Blood all over the place! Let's watch a movie! That guy got his jugular sliced open! BLOOD SPRAY! Alright! Pro football! That fella has a compound fracture! I CAN SEE THE BLOODY BONE! This is AWESOME!" Also men: "AIEEEEEE! Period blood! Ewwwwewwwwewwwwewwww! *BARF!* No! A tampon commericial?! ICKY! Make the fluid blue! Oh, my eyes!"

6points

jennifer brinkman 2 years ago

Number one reason sex education should be mandatory!!!!!!

6points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Anybody else almost had a short heart attack at the half point of the second sentence? XD

5points

Deppressedboo (gender fluid) 2 years ago

Yes

3points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

What happened to you and your hybrid baby dog then ?

3points

the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago

....wtf did i just read?

3points

JahJahBinx 2 years ago

Ffs

2points

#3

Maybe Because Babies Come From Women's Womb

Final score:

327points

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Lucifer 2 years ago

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ― George Carlin

247points

Adam Belaire 2 years ago

Is it weird that I can hear George Carlin's voice while reading it?

17points

SparkleFarts 2 years ago

I miss George Carlin

10points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Well, your name fits. You brought the light. I really miss George, though.

5points

Mark Mark 2 years ago

Accctualllyyyy there's another thing to know. Boys fall in love with what they see and girls fall in love with what they hear, which is why girls wear make up and boys lie.

4points

Alexigirl1 2 years ago

PREACH!!! 😆

2points

Maddy 9 months ago

YES

0points

James Blanken 12 months ago

There is usually a George Carlin quote. And it's usually a timely as ever.

0points

Eva Kašu 2 years ago

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Mariaf 2 years ago

they do, to make sure the baby was not switched at the maternity.

21points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

I don't think that was the content of that guy's question....

5points

Shankshaw Redeemer 2 years ago

If people ask me if I (51F) have children, I respond with, "None that I know about." It always makes people pause for a moment while they think about it. I do it for the looks on people's faces.

14points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

But there was that 10 months you can't remember, back in 2000...

3points

Potato 2 years ago

Women can donate eggs, right?

2points

H.J. carlson 2 years ago

👏😁 I love that snipe remark to the question. I wish it wasn't always asked. People don't need or necessarily should have children.

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

May be necessary if you had IVF and wanted to confirm whose eggs were used.

10points

Just_for_this 2 years ago

OP doesn't deserve to have their name blurred. the rest of us should be warned!

7points

Yoyo 2 years ago

Love the fact that BP felt the need to explain just to be safe.

6points

Maren Gärtner 2 years ago

The mother could be a chimera. This is mostly discovered after the child is severely sick and needs the mother as a donor and she is not genetically compatible.

5points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Was going to comment something similar. There was a case where a woman was accused of fraud: https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/case-lydia-fairchild-and-her-chimerism-2002 I'm sure I read about another where the mother was arrested for stealing a baby but eventually proved not guilty but I can't find it again. So maybe it was just that a story, not a real case.

0points

V33 Namkrow 2 years ago

So glad I'm lesbian

5points

SadieCat17 2 years ago

But since there's two moms you'd need twice as many maternity tests to determine the mother in case you get pregnant /s

11points

Kurtis Karr 11 months ago

This reminds me of an actual story of a woman who failed her parental dna test because she was a chimera (two fraternal twins blended together)

1point

Midnightoil 2 years ago

THIS dude should NEVER be allowed to reproduce!

1point

If you’re a straight woman, chances are the photos on this list will disappoint you but not surprise you. Unfortunately, many women have found themselves in relationships with men who couldn’t find a clitoris if their life depended on it. And while it does require being curious and caring enough to listen to women and learn about their anatomy to actually be able to label the female reproductive system, that’s certainly not rocket science. But if you ask any of the men featured in the Bad Women’s Anatomy subreddit, it might be even more challenging than rocket science…

This online group, which was created in 2014, has documented countless occurrences of men demonstrating just how little they know about the female body, but with great confidence. The group has amassed an impressive 566k members, and it showcases just how failed sex education is in many places (in schools and in homes). From judging women for having hair on their bodies to assuming you can tell who is a virgin based on how they feel, there seems to be no end to the amount of ignorant things men have said about women online.

#4

Nice Try, Guys

Final score:

321points

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Monday 2 years ago

I love the trend of using random words as insults. There's something so satisfying in saying "What are you even on about you soggy dishtowel?"

192points

liyanee 2 years ago

I thought the person meant 'to dish out'.

38points

ColorEd 2 years ago

Everything's an insult of you add "bloody" in front of it, you bloody flip-flop!

24points

The Other Guest 2 years ago

They're even better if you put "absolute" in front of it. "You don't even have a clue, you absolute wall clock."

18points

WindySwede 2 years ago

Heard someone say "Go home and eat your carrots" someone on tv telling about things he said in a pub.

7points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

I don't know about this one --- my grandma of blessed memory would describe a man as a dish when she fancied him.

6points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)

Monday? You simple biscuit! (Did I do it right? I think Shakespeare started the trend.)

4points

mooshoflove 2 years ago

Lol I'm going to borrow this...

3points

Zophra 2 years ago

plump squishy raisin.

2points

Angieeee 2 years ago (edited)

Oh be quiet you absolute sweaty lettuce

2points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

Welcome to German insults. Warmduscher, Im-Schatten-Parker, Lutscher, Flachatmer….. Sitzpinkler (which is particularly funny, as this is something lots of men do here)

1point

Shea Fujishima 10 months ago

I gotta write that one down!

0points

Mingo Contraventum 2 years ago

My favourite is: "You uneducated potato".

0points

RosenCranzLives 2 years ago

Soggy is nicer than Crunchy. Take my word for it. In general.

0points

Jennifer Freytes 2 years ago

LoL I need do that🤣

0points

VonBlade 2 years ago

I'm assuming that 20 minutes includes getting undressed, foreplay, cleaning up, getting a drink and having a post-shag ciggie.

24points

Mike Hunt 2 years ago

20 minutes!? what a champ

19points

Sally Close 2 years ago

20 minutes??????

8points

Moo 2 years ago

I can't believe there are men in this world that justify shaming women for having multiple partners by saying vaginas get stretched out by d**k...like tell me you've never slept with a woman...or have even talked to one for that matter

6points

Cathy Roberts 2 years ago

"U DISH" for people who aren't used to this type of speech, means "you give out". Though, I agree, calling someone a random insult *is* hilarious. ;)

6points

SadieCat17 2 years ago

Lights off and under the sheets too

5points

Wheely 2 years ago

How do people do it under the sheets? I'll never understand that 🤣

8points

J 2 years ago

20 minutes? She's lucky!

1point

Jaya 2 years ago

Bouncing back isn't necessarily true, there are plenty of women who have tearing that needs to be stitched up. Some even have tearing that is so bad and painful, that they can even get PTSD from the experience. She is still right about d**k not stretching a vagina though.

1point

Craig Reynolds 1 month ago

20 minutes, you say? You won the lottery...

0points

#5

The Cathedral Is A Myth

Final score:

320points

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N G 2 years ago

It's somewhere in those bushes

160points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Some don't even bother to find it even when the bushes are trimmed 😂

26points

Couragetcd 2 years ago

No, it really isn't. That is where boring ol' hide the package is played

3points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

Lmao. Perfect!

1point

Kathy 4 months ago

🤣

0points

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago

You sure it's not in the top left corner? No? Positive?

0points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious punchline.

0points

Dark Pigeon 2 years ago

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Robert T 2 years ago

Only cunning linguists that speak latin can find it. ;-)

35points

Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago

Take me to church (as Hozier would sing)

26points

Lucille 2 2 years ago

Underrated comment 😂

6points

Kristiina 2 years ago

I never understood why it is so difficult to find the place. It is not like there is lot of places to choose from.

20points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

As guy I can't understand that either, my bet is on sloppy sex education in schools

7points

Tim Nicebutdim 2 years ago

I enjoyed worshiping at that cathedral.

19points

Donkey boi 2 years ago

... And you know they won't stop and ask for directions!

13points

lenka 2 years ago

Bahahaha. I laughed so hard at this. Brilliance.

11points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

Fun fact: I used to work at a book shop just to the left of that cathedral! It was my favourite place to work.

10points

HumptyFrumpy 2 years ago

What cathedral is it? I’d love to visit it someday!

2points

Domo KO 2 years ago

The Clitthedral

4points

martymcmatrix 2 years ago

Let us beat around the bushes!

3points

#6

Time Zones Are Weird. France Is In 2023 And The Us Is In 1823

Final score:

293points

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Monday 2 years ago

Yay France! Now if those still lagging behind could follow this example....

124points

Dilly Millandry 2 years ago

Contraception is also free in the UK - inlcuding condoms. You can get free condoms from contraception clinics, sexual health clinics and some GP surgeries.

21points

Scrappychick 2 years ago

Unless you get a prescription emergency contraception isn't free in the uk

4points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

I remember students can get free condoms at my college's wellness office. High schools (at least public schools) also have a condom availability program where students can request free condoms.

5points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

I wonder if the Egalitarian EU could put some muscle on the US to change the current state of Women's reproductive health.Then the US might actually be a part of our global community.

2points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

Yes, that is the point made in the headline.

-1point

Sexual Harassment Panda 2 years ago

The Arizona governor just passed a law giving women the ability to buy oral contraceptives over the counter with no prescription!

15points

Shauna Voigt 2 years ago

I am so glad she was elected!

5points

Evolbeky 2 years ago

Really? Great!!

3points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

This is better than banning abortion, but 99.9% of females are unaware of serious risk combining some health conditions with oral birth control. It can be fatal. Just how many women/teens will start BC while already pregnant??

2points

D Peterson 2 years ago

And for those of you who live outside the United States: The US has 50 states & each state makes their own laws, so they can differ drastically. In the past year, women have lost many of their most personal & private reproductive rights in almost half of these states. If you visit the United States be aware of which state you are in should this topic concerns you.

6points

mimi luvs cats 2 years ago

awesome job, france!! :)

6points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

Yes!!!! USA is such twits when it comes to birth control and pregnancy.....

2points

El Dee 2 years ago

Same in my country. Free period products too. Why wouldn't a wealthy country do this??

2points

LazyPanda 2 years ago

Here in Slovenia we also have free contraception because you know..free healthcare..shocking

1point

Jennifer Freytes 2 years ago

Christians be mad lol

1point

Mysteria 2 years ago

W France

1point

Shauna Voigt 2 years ago

In America half the nation cries about "having to pay for women to have sex" when it comes to free condoms and birth control.

1point

Now, I want to be clear that this group is not shaming men in general. There are plenty of men out there who have no problem doing research on their own and talking to their partners to understand the female body. But the guys who feel comfortable spewing ignorant, misogynistic and downright ridiculous claims online about women’s bodies deserve to be called out. According to one survey, 17% reported that they didn’t think gynecological health issues was anything they needed to know or worry about, and a quarter admitted that they weren’t comfortable discussing gynecological health with their partner.

This is unsettling considering that gynecological cancers, including those of the ovaries, uterus, cervix, vulva and vagina, are the fourth most common cancer among women in the UK, killing thousands of women annually. It’s important for women to feel comfortable discussing these issues and for them to feel safe bringing them up in front of their partners. Plus, when men view women’s reproductive health as shameful or taboo, they’re likely to pass those beliefs onto their children as well, furthering the stigma surrounding women’s bodies.

#7

Pov: You're A Woman In A Doctor's Office

Final score:

278points

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Misstaken138 2 years ago

Sad, but true. I was told for years that my back pain was because I was a few pounds overweight and that it would get better if I just walked more. Lost the extra weight, but still had horrible back pain. Changed doctors because he wouldn't take me seriously. New doctor quickly diagnosed me as having scoliosis.

30points

Jason 2 years ago

I feel you there. Not a woman but same thing. Would have people tell me I should do yoga when I couldn't walk. Scoliosis along with 5 other spine problems and surgery later I can walk again. Doctors suck

9points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

I got the same brush-off. Never mind that I'd been a healthy kid and my weight issues started at puberty. So did the asthma and the Hashimoto's thyroiditis. And the juvenile onset arthritis had been even earlier. By the time people spotted the actual issues, it was way too late. As for medicating? HAH! I'm still waiting.

1point

Starro 2 years ago

I am loosing weight by the day, I have no energy, my hair is falling out, I get random anxiety and pain, my uterus literally hurts so much (even off my period) I can’t even walk, I get sick so often and I can’t keep any food down. My dad refused to take me for 6 months, took me, and then I got told to eat healthier and exercise. Might be cancer or a heart disease but hey! It’s definitely my diet.

0points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Are you my sister Linda? She went through similar problems with doctors, even when they *knew* she had scoliosis. My Dad was telling me she finally got a new one who understood what was going on and reversed a lot of the advice the other doctors had given her. I didn't get the full details but essentially the old advice was to do a bunch of exercise but because of the type of exercise it'd just make the problem more pronounced. She's doing much better with a better designed plan now thankfully.

0points

Batwench Premium 2 years ago

They forgot “I as a Dr, know your body better than yours”.

13points

Kharyss 2 years ago

Or “you’ll get married one day and your husband will probably want children”, or “oh, you’ll change your mind”. 30 years later and I never did, still never want kids and have had 30 years of unnecessarily painful periods.

12points

BubbleButt 2 years ago

I legit had a male dr in an ER tell me once that my neck pain, coordination issues, and face numbness was because I was on my period. I went to a different ER a few days later and I had a mini stroke.

13points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

None of that is EVER because of a period. That's ridiculous and that doctor needs to be sacked and prevented from ever working in medicine again.

6points

Mona Stevenson 2 years ago

Sadly, female doctors are no better.

11points

Tessa 2 years ago

True! In some cases worse.

4points

Moo 2 years ago

My worst expirience ever was with a female doctor

1point

Rachknits 2 years ago

In my experience they are the medical equivalents of Margaret Thatcher

1point

Becky Samuel 2 years ago

Often true. The worst experience I have had with a doctor was with a female doctor. I won't describe what she did because it is very triggering and quite horrific, but it is several times worse than the male doctor who had me strip to the waist for an eye exam.

0points

JK 2 years ago

Missed the main one "HORMONES" - everything I've ever visieted the doctor for has been attributed to "hormones" before anything else. Until I asked for a full hysterectomy, THEN they tell me that's not a good idea because I NEED hormones, so they're probably not the issue - I mean, wtaf?!?!

7points

Lily bloom 2 years ago

Or if you have something like diabetes, every issue you have is a direct result of diabetes. You can't possibly have another completely different issue. Nope it's the beetus

6points

Cathy Roberts 2 years ago

"Lose 20 lbs and you'll come back in here feeling better next year." ~Cardiologist, 2022, when I was having literal unexplained shortness of breath.

6points

R.C. 2 years ago

The reason why, by the time I decide to go to a doctor it's to an emergency room because I've let whatever it is progress to an actual emergency. Then I'm always asked why I didn't get checked out sooner. I need to start carrying a picture of this on my phone so I can just whip it out in response lol.

2points

Kristiina 2 years ago

I had my appendix removed when I was twelve years old. First thing they asked me in the hospital was is it possible that I'm pregnant. I was twelve!

2points

Shankshaw Redeemer 2 years ago

These days, that's not so unbelievable, unfortunately.

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

Been told most of them. I quickly found a different Dr

2points

#8

Just Hold The Blood In

Final score:

243points

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Monday 2 years ago

We should just stab him! Then he can demonstrate to us how to properly hold the blood in!

200points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

Bingo! It's blood! That should give them a clue that it cannot be held in. Men need to really step back and think about this situation. No women would waste cold hard cash on menstrual products if they weren't absolutely necessary.

14points

The Void Overlord 2 years ago

😆

6points

New Everywhere 2 years ago

You're killing me today Monday 🤣🤣🤣

5points

My O My 2 years ago

In his wingadingdoodle

4points

Vera S 2 years ago

i love your comment more than I can say

1point

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago

I'm a man, and I'm banging my head against the wall repeatedly. Mostly because he is a father. Yeah, I have to say it myself: Sorry ladies, we are indeed dumber than a bag of hammers when it comes to the female body -_-

31points

JoTheLizard(she/they) 2 years ago

Thank you for the apology,now that you are on our side of the argument,INFILTRATE THE WHITE HOUSE

10points

CanadianDimes 2 years ago

If you cut yourself and are bleeding, why can't you just, y'know, hold it in?

27points

Niki A 2 years ago

Sir, I am helpfully here to inform you that women have THREE holes. THREE. Brought to you by someone with a vagina.

23points

Potato 2 years ago

Well, definitely more than that, but only three below the belly button.

7points

Chocolate llama 2 years ago

oof, if pee is the same as blood to you, go see a doctor maybe?

20points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

If women had that much control over their menstrual fluid flow, they'd be spraying it in the face of morons like this.

15points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

HA! Don't give us any ideas. I have already witnessed a female truck driver hurl a used tampon on someone's windshield! If it can be weaponized...

4points

V33 Namkrow 2 years ago

Men are becoming increasingly useless

11points

Deborah B 2 years ago

Again, a PSA for all the men out there who apparently do not know: Women have three holes "down there". The vagina is a separate structure from the urethra.

6points

Jared Robinson 2 years ago

somebody hit this man in the face with air, brick shaped air, made of brick.

4points

Mysteria 2 years ago

I had a random nosebleed a couple days ago. Guess I should’ve just held it in! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4points

#9

That Rare Example Of Bad Anatomy Done Intentionally For Humour. That Is Actually Funny!

Final score:

212points

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Brenda 2 years ago

LOL 😆 🤣 😂

61points

Kel_how 2 years ago

Really hoping it's not picking a nostril or ear canal!

6points

VonBlade 2 years ago

XKCD is funny. Who'd have thought. It's only about the most famous webcomic there is.

13points

EmbersAreOut 2 years ago

YES!! I love his comics! I actually have one of his books!!!

1point

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago

xkcd!! I love Randall Munroe lol

3points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

Ahhhh.... xkcd.com

3points

Zephyr 2 years ago

The question at the bottom

3points

ColorEd 2 years ago

That's the punchline.

3points

Tata Connasse 2 years ago

Could we actually SNEEZE a baby ? Can you cough twins ? Why didn't anyone tell me this before episiotomy ?

2points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

I would say "Surely nobody is that stupid." But... I actually know at least one such idiot.

2points

Timbob 2 years ago

And stath,.. street,…..state,…. those ear thingies !

1point

AK to LV 2 years ago

That old joke, do you know what they call the person who graduates last from Med School..... You call them 'Doctor'

0points

Vera S 2 years ago

I ADORE XKCD!!!!!!!!!

0points

Unfortunately, men aren’t the only ones who have trouble identifying parts of the female reproductive system. According to a 2020 poll, one in ten women were unable to correctly label a diagram of their own reproductive system. 57% even admitted that they didn’t have as much knowledge about their own bodies as they probably should. When asked whose fault it was for having such a poor understanding of the female body, over a third of the women blamed teachers, while 28% pointed the finger at their parents. A quarter also said the government’s education standards were lacking, and 24% said religious organizations were a factor.

#10

“Dna Binds To Cells In The Brain”

Final score:

199points

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And the like 2 years ago

Ahahahahaha that's gold

173points

Nea 2 years ago

I have a very poor sense of humour about even remotely offensive jokes but this made me lol.

22points

Wolfy 2 years ago

Stupidity at his best !

2points

Ariadne Toms 1 week ago

Oh this is 🦇 **** crazy it’s fanstastic 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Archanae 6 months ago

No, that's actually scary, that's how it starts... and before you know it you're in the Handmaid's Tale for a society.

0points

Np Soni 2 years ago (edited)

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Syrah 2 years ago

In that case as long as men wear a condom we'll be fine

35points

Monday 2 years ago

Well clearly men are diluting their DNA when they're with multiple women then!

30points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

It doesn't work both ways, obviously. It's just the vag that does the absorbing of manly DNA, not the dong.

15points

Susie Elle 2 years ago (edited)

So technically that makes me a GMO? F**k yes. I hope the next portion of DNA I get will make me radioactive so all these f**kers can stay away from me.

23points

Zephyr 2 years ago

What did I just read?

22points

Julie Schulz 2 years ago

Trying to understand that has made my brain hurt.

15points

Rens 2 years ago

Random deposits?!?

11points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

You know, like a bank. A spam bank 🤦

5points

Min Premium 2 years ago

What gives all of these men the various delusions that they somehow physically change a woman's body? The absolute arrogant madness of it all!!

9points

Richienotsorich 12 months ago

Lack of decent education and too many morons on the Internet!

1point

Paula Pattison 2 years ago

So it's like random wifi networks? Your phone spends the rest of its life trying to connect with the Travelodge you stayed in 3 years ago.

9points

Xenia Harley 2 years ago

Tell me you're a MAGA without telling me you're a MAGA!

7points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

and/or an incel

7points

Rostit . 2 years ago

These guys are single for life

7points

#11

Trans People Live In This Dude's Head Rent Free (Cw For Transphobia)

Final score:

190points

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Fat Harry 2 years ago

I thought a long neck was a symbol of femininity? Also, if he thinks broad shoulders mean she's a man, he really ought to check out some olympic swimmers.

65points

Mia Black 2 years ago

Yes. I have broad shoulders because I swam through my whole childhood. They have nearly the same broad as my hips. My neck, shoulder and clavicle none look es in the picture. Maybe because of this? I don't know her. Btw, because of this structure is a pain in the...a##...um I mean Neck to carry a backpack for a long time. I will try a big fannypack for my next Trekking tour and only make day long walks

9points

Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 2 years ago

I swam competitively for 7 years. Result? Broad shoulders. Guess I'm a man now.

2points

RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago

Depends who the person is looking at, while they try to be transphobic.

1point

ROSESARERED 10 months ago

True, except for one exception....

0points

Richienotsorich 2 years ago

Isn't it a sign you're a giraffe?!

0points

Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago

And even if she were trans, I mean, who cares?

24points

Mister Dave 2 years ago

She is stunning.

5points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

Has the OP ever seen, like... a person?

19points

Lucille 2 2 years ago

I’m a biological female. I’m very slender but my shoulders are wider than my hips and I don’t have huge curves, my body is pretty straight and “boy-shaped” (according to Cosmo magazine 🙄). Apparently OP has never ever seen female people with my not-uncommon body shape!

13points

Something 2 years ago

What's with these people? They claim that literally every celebrity is secretly trans. What do they think the motive is?

18points

Captain McSmoot 2 years ago

If he thinks Dua Lipa is a man, I'd hate to even try to comprehend what he thinks an acceptable woman looks like. My sweet Lord above, what is wrong with some people?!

7points

Isaac Harvey 2 years ago

"Straight and wide like a boeing 747"? Who uses analogies like that? Oh, wait... https://maxsiden.com/humor/21-actual-analogies-used-high-school-students-english-essays

6points

similarly 2 years ago

Dear women with wide shoulders: don't let anybody tell you it's not beautiful. Remember, Katherine Hepburn and Grace Jones are well-known for their wide shoulders, and both did professional modeling.

4points

Thenatural 2 years ago

Dua's a guy? F**k! Makes me gay then and I'm in...

3points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

So am I a man or lesbian? I am confused. My shoulders are also like that.

3points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

Congratulations, you have just helped prove that people are naturally androgynous.

2points

#12

Comment From Someone Regarding A Suggestion That Period Products Should Be Free

Final score:

190points

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Tammy 2 years ago

I never wanted to have children (and I don't). In my early 20's I looked into getting a hysterectomy and my doctor said that if I met a guy and he wanted kids, I would regret it. So my doctor and the imaginary husband had more rights than I do.

70points

Min Premium 2 years ago

Hypothetical men always have more rights than actual women do over their own bodies.

19points

Rebecca Weyer 2 years ago

I had endometriosis for 11 years starting in my late teens and every year I begged my doctor for a hysterectomy. He said every year I was too young and might regret it later. We tried endometrial ablations (using boiling water to cauterize the uterus) and they didn't take. It wasn't until after it started to spread to my abdominal wall that he finally agreed to remove the root cause. Women in America don't have a right to their own bodies.

7points

Victoria Pryor 2 years ago

I have been married for 10 years. We have 3 children. My pcp sent me to a OBgyn because I had a period for 3 months and was diagnosed with multiple issues regarding my uterus and ovaries. My husband decided on a vasectomy after our third child because neither one of us wanted any more children. The OBgyn said the only sure way to help with the issues was a partial hysterectomy but he refused to do it because "my next husband" may want children. I left furious not only because he would assume I would get a divorce and remarry but because this man he made up was more important than my health.

5points

S Pol 1 month ago

You don't need a hysterectomy for birth control. Only tubes tied. If you don't want periods, get an ablation. Why have major abdominal surgery that you don't need .Big risk!

0points

Craig Reynolds 1 month ago

But they will snip a guy without hesitation...

0points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

It's still possible to have eggs harvested with your tubes tied... a lot of insurance companies refuse to cover the procedure before a certain age.

0points

Archanae 6 months ago

A hysterectomy is an extremely heavy procedure that changes you for life and makes you age quicker bc you don't produce all the hormones you need. Having a mom, an aunt and a MIL without their uteruses, I see first hand how destructive it can be. Don't do this to yourself if you can avoid it, it's mutilation. Tie your tubes :)

-1point

Mark Mark 2 years ago

My mother had her tubes tied in 1977. It didn't work very well as I was born 2 years later 🤣

19points

Cathy Roberts 2 years ago

At 40+ with 2 kids the dr *still* asked me if I was SURE, as they were wheeling me in. My dude. Trust me. I would not voluntarily get an IV, let you cut me open, and have to deal with recovery unless I was sure.

14points

Nightshade1972 2 years ago

I had problems from the moment I hit puberty, and I lived with monthly hell for 20 years before I found a female gyno willing to give me a total hysterectomy. I was not quite 32 when I had mine, and I know how lucky I am to have gotten it done at all, since I wasn't married and had never had kids.

12points

TruthoftheHeart 2 years ago

I have endometriosis a fertility issue which not only causes severe pain but also dangerous bleeding and dangerous pregnancies and difficult pregnancies. I wanted to get the hysterectomy that would save me from all the pain and suffering but the doctors refused even after the age of 18 because" I might want children someday". I'm older now and I do have children both were surprised pregnancies that nearly killed me and only now that I'm nearing 30 will they okay me getting a hysterectomy. While I'm happy to have my children getting them here nearly killed me and many women are not as lucky the doctor should never get to choose that decision for you.

10points

Misha Writer 2 years ago

I am one of the rare few...At 39, childless and unmarried, I was having some issues, and after discussing options with my doc, I said "Can't we just rip it out?" and she said "If that's what you want" and three weeks later, she pulled that sucker out and it's the best decision I ever made.

7points

Beachbum 2 years ago

Such b******t. No I won't tie your tubes, and no you can't have an abortion, just figure it out!

4points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

I didn't want kids. My kids got here in spite of the birth control I took religiously. After my 3rd ultra high risk pregnancy. Uterus was as thin as tissue paper, it's a bloody miracle my youngest is here. My doctor tied my tubes for free during the c-section. Everyone saying they don't want children, I hope birth control is more effective than it was in the 90's. Because sometimes what you want and what the Universe decides for you are 2 different things.

4points

David McLean 2 years ago

Okay obviously this dude doesn’t have a brain

2points

Lena Flising 12 months ago

No-one WANTS the periods. They might be a relief sometimes, but the period in and of itself is NOT fun.

1point

This lack of knowledge can have serious impacts on women’s health as well. 52% of those surveyed said they don’t feel like they can properly advocate for themselves in doctor’s offices. And the top issues women want more information about are what the different organs do, menopause and perimenopause, when a woman is most fertile, how the reproductive system works, the stages of pregnancy, menstruation and puberty. While it’s easy to laugh about the unfortunate state of education we receive on the human reproductive systems, it’s not so funny to know that this leads to women being diagnosed later than men on average for over 700 diseases.

#13

Can’t Find His Brain

Final score:

187points

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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

Move along, literally nothing to see here...

137points

Wondering Alice 2 years ago

Cliterally

51points

your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago

his brain is not a physical thing. it's a figure of speech. "he can't find his brain" which is code for he cant think. stop looking for an ACTUAL brain. its not there.

65points

Julie S 2 years ago

A million upvotes my friend

18points

Wheely 2 years ago

I would say "His poor girlfriend", but I very much doubt he's ever been in a relationship.

59points

Daffydillz~ 2 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

7points

Adam Belaire 2 years ago

He's basing this observation off his blow up doll obviously.

30points

Pheonix Firebird 2 years ago

Even blow up dolls are more realistic, than the idea of this bloke having a brain !!!

4points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

Unfortunately, there are parts of the world that practice FGM, which would make it non-existent. Read up on the practice nd the supposed reason it is done. But let me give you a trigger warning; it is repulsive and will make you cry for those poor young girls. That cruelty has to STOP.

25points

Daffydillz~ 2 years ago

I also have read about it and it's beyond cruel. It's become illegal in many places but still being practiced even in hiding by cult like groups. It's horrifying the torture that they put these young girls through. They should all endure the most excruciating removal from existence possible.

6points

Captain McSmoot 2 years ago

Rumor has it, he's still searching somewhere in a poor girl's armpit.

15points

Pheonix Firebird 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1point

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

How to reveal that you've never pleased a woman.

14points

KLL 2 years ago

BAHAHAHA oh I believe it. This is so Albertan it hurts. Oyvey we need great minds to move here to help balancing out the the ✝️ right wing movement.

8points

Catastrophisticate 2 years ago

That's exactly why the great minds are avoiding Alberta...

3points

M H 2 years ago

wow and the stupid keeps reminding us how stupid they really are

6points

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

No wonder he thinks this, they only put them on the most expensive blow up dolls. Probably doesn't think women have separate fingers either

5points

#14

Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

Final score:

182points

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

Please do wash under your foreskins tho

295points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Who TF puts soap up inside themselves? Just wash the outsides of your privates. Every time you bathe or shower, which I hope is often. Nobody wants to be around someone who smells like the monkey house at the zoo.

25points

Andrea Delden 2 years ago

You wash the vulva, not the vagina.

12points

JahJahBinx 2 years ago

Pull that foreskin back and wash it with SOAP!

6points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

My mind wants to ask what he means by "wash inside" their a*s, but I know I would only be sad if I did.

6points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

One of these is self cleaning you decide.

5points

Nosirrow 2 years ago

I heard we should use just water but that's not for me.

3points

Brenda 2 years ago

Ditto. 😔

2points

Evelien Stijger Martens 12 months ago

Poisoned corpse: whit stuf doesn't come out because of self cleaning. I never have whit stuff and it is clean.

0points

Gary Geracci 2 years ago

Most 'Cut" men do Most "Uncut " men, Don't practice good hygiene here!

0points

#15

"5min Of Continuons Sex"

Final score:

172points

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And the like 2 years ago

Yeah, it must be THEIR fault you know

245points

LuckyL 2 years ago

EVEN after five whole minutes!!!

107points

OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

The unbelievable part of this is that this person managed to convince 'multiple women' to have sex with him. Maybe he had to pay them.

93points

Thomas Grant 2 years ago

They WERE all inflatable...

58points

Mark Mark 2 years ago

That's the best self own I've read today although it is only 10am and we're on #33 so there's plenty more time.

56points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

😂

4points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

5 whole minutes?? And CONTINUOUSLY?? Man, I've been missing out.

51points

Richienotsorich 2 years ago

I know...I feel like I need to up my game!

4points

Brenda 2 years ago

Tell us you can't pleasure a woman by blaming women 🙄

25points

Zephyr 2 years ago

Self roast

24points

Syrah 2 years ago

A whole 5 mins, wow lucky ladies 🤣

19points

Zelda McLink 2 years ago

Water boarding would not get this out of me.

15points

Monday 2 years ago

"even after 5 minutes" he says.

14points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

I think my last two orgasms retracted just listening to that guy.

13points

In the United States, in particular, part of the reason we understand so little about women’s bodies is because they weren’t required to be included in clinical research until 1993, when Congress finally passed the NIH Revitalization Act. And for some reason, decades later, the gender health gap persists, Priyanka Jain and Laine Bruzek write for Fortune. “To this day, we don’t truly know how women metabolize and react to many medicines, why some adverse reactions are more common in women, nor how women experience or manifest pain,” Jain and Bruzek note. “The efficacy, dosage, and side effects of many drugs were never tested on women.”

#16

Humanity Would Have Become Extinct A Long Time Ago

Final score:

163points

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Brenda 2 years ago

You don't have to organize to get pregnant

17points

Epona 2 years ago

I assume you meant to say *orgasm*, but sometimes people do actually have to schedule sex (AKA: organize). Orgasm is a different word than organize. I don't mean to be obnoxious by pointing this out, I just wanted to clarify in case anyone was confused.

12points

Craig Reynolds 9 months ago

Organize?

0points

Kami “Kelodin” 12 months ago

For a while, doctors thought we have to, but when they realised it's not necessary... it's almost became a sin.

0points

Surfing Panda 1 year ago

Hmmm...to organize???

0points

Blma1025 2 years ago

His comment is not adorable...it's embarrassing. (Pena ajena)

4points

Mick Perger 1 year ago

My ex was 43 before she experienced her first orgasm. She was a virgin when she married at 21 and her husband was a Wham, bam thankyou mam. She had 2 children then kicked him out at 42. When I met her she had no interest in sex at all. She thought sex was to have children or for the male too enjoy. When we met I didn`t push her to have sex until one night she told me of her thoughts. Eventually she said if I really wanted to, we could have sex, but she really wasn`t interested. So, one night I got hot and heavy with petting, and she started to experience desire. After 20 minutes she finally exploded in her first orgasm and was totally embarrassed because she said she had never felt anything like that before. She thought she had actually peed the bed. After that night she totally changed. She turned into the most loving, horny woman I`ve ever met. She was always up for it, as she said she had a lot of time to catch up on.

2points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

"How did she had her children"?

2points

Gary Geracci 2 years ago

Organize? Are we going to unionize sex now?

1point

Eneli Kais 6 months ago

Back in medieval times they believed that woman has to orgazm to get pregnant. Sadly there are tons of guys still in these times

0points

Illicit 2 years ago

Babies are exclusively made from orgasms.

0points

#17

As A Guy, I Can Definitely Say This Is What We Expect Now

Final score:

161points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

So, as a man, the only sex you can get is through artificial intelligence fantasy? You know that’s a really sad situation, don’t you?

31points

Jan Olsen 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was meant as a joke.....

0points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

As a guy I most assuredly do not expect this. This is nightmare fuel.

14points

Lucille 2 2 years ago

This explains the term “front butt” 😀

1point

David Leick 2 years ago

That's a*s backwards.

6points

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

HA! Bass ackwards!

4points

JL 2 years ago

Has to be fake. Only cats can do that.

4points

Sue 2 years ago

If she can do that, she doesn't need you.

4points

Jungle Empress 85 Premium 2 years ago

This is freaking me out.

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

What POSSIBLE benefit could this be?

1point

Midnightoil 2 years ago

This is an offspring from the prior guy/poster....

1point

gma 2 years ago

crude photoshop. if the backward bottom doesn't get you the strange alien fingers will

1point

missbutterflyjh89 2 years ago

Guessing AI those alien fingers lol

1point

#18

On A Post Discussing The Misconception Of Intact Hymen=virginity

Final score:

147points

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Monday 2 years ago

.....huh? I'm....what? Do people think a hymen is like that freshness seal on a pringles can?

325points

Budcot 2 years ago

Yes, they think women need to be pierced like a straw in a juice carton.

97points

sturmwesen 2 years ago

thank you for that brain f*ck... please take that image back

26points

Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)

Sweetie, there are girls who are MURDERED in some countries because a man will insist that she has no hymen! (Please don’t downvote this; I’m merely relaying a fact. It’s a reprehensible fact, but a fact nevertheless.) In those cultures, they don’t understand a hymen can be torn doing gymnastics, or riding a bike, or any of a number of mundane things, and so will MURDER a woman simply because they believe she hasn’t an intact hymen and therefore MUST be “unclean.” Sob! I won’t name the cultures because if I were to do that, I’d be attacked for being “xenophobic” or some such nonsense, so you’ll hafta look it up yourself.

23points

Sue User 2 years ago

They actually have operations that restore it ( or make something like it ) for these women.in these cultures.

4points

Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

Most of us don't, but there are always idiots that never paid attention in biology class. Sadly for us, those idiots are usually the ones that get the girls first. *cries in nerdish*

10points

Dark Pigeon 2 years ago

correct! you can even hear the pop! And smell the freshness. Only then you know what kind of taste your girl is.. I'm a paprika. Really wish I was a black truffle instead.

7points

Elin Sandman 2 years ago

Lmao

5points

Mary Kelly 2 years ago

@Monday....thank you for your comment...i almost snort laughed soda out my nose....

4points

Ms.GB 2 years ago

Sigh

2points

Zoe DiAnni 2 years ago

All I can hear now is…POP!

1point

StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

😎😂

1point

KieLeaHar 2 years ago

They LITERALLY do.. education systems worldwide are failing MASSIVELY!

0points

Starro 2 years ago

Apparently

0points

Mbfsc63 2 years ago

I just spit out my coffee.....🤣😂

0points

Jaybird3939 2 years ago

Like the band over the freshly cleaned hotel toilet.

0points

April Pickett 2 years ago

That's funny.

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago

Once you pop, you can't stop.

0points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Sadly, yes. Yes they do…

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Again. Monday, Applause. You are killing me the last few posts. Big ups sister!

0points

YetAnotherSarah 2 years ago

Hymens vary greatly. Some are essentially nonexistent from birth. Some do tear, a little bit at a time or all at once. Some do recede, so to speak. Some people see evidence of all of this (pain or blood etc), some never do. Some hymens are so overdeveloped that they require medical intervention. Point being, they mean nothing and are nothing. First time intercourse pain is most likely due to her not being excited enough (nervous, scared, whathaveyou), not from hymen breakage.

25points

Brenda 2 years ago (edited)

Do all women a HUGE favor and look up female anatomy, puberty, what the hymen is & how it can be broken. (BTW, the hymen has absolutely NOTHING to do with women's menstrual cycle. And the hymen can be broken waaayyy before puberty. Mine broke at12 after falling & spraining every vertebrae in my back. Menstrual cycle started 2 years later. I was a late bloomer.) Seriously, if you're going to post about anatomy and physiology you're unfamiliar with (cause you're NOT female!), do everyone the courtesy of doing your research & getting your facts straight. Or you could also try shutting up about things you obviously know NOTHING ABOUT! 🙄

12points

Catastrophisticate 2 years ago

Their little minds are really gonna blow when they realise women can even get pregnant without breaking the hymen...

9points

David Fox 2 years ago

Receding 😂😂😂😂

8points

Laughing otter 2 years ago

Like the doors on Star Trek. It even makes a little "shwooshing" noise.

15points

Something 2 years ago

I think this person may be trying to describe how the hymen starts off thicker in newborns (and is said to help protect the vagina from feces) and then changes throughout childhood.

3points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

Well, they solved a few misteries here.

2points

Lena Flising 2 years ago

A hymen is like a scrunchy, it's not a lid or a barrier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBQnQTkhsq4

1point

Lena Flising 12 months ago

Hymens are more like fringes, like scrunchies, than a solid barrier. Some are born without, some break it during sports, some have so flexible "scrunchy" that it's still there after s*x.

0points

Gary Geracci 2 years ago

The Hymen! Oh S**t, I am NOT going to give a lecture on Biology here!

0points

Clearly, as the photos on this list show, having a lack of understanding doesn’t stop many men from mansplaining away online about women’s bodies and health. But if you’re a man or a woman who’s actually interested in learning something about the female reproductive system you might not have known already, let’s start with discussing the menstrual cycle. According to the Cleveland Clinic, “Menstruation refers to the periodic shedding of your uterine lining when pregnancy doesn’t occur that cycle.” Most menstrual cycles take about 28 days and include three phases: follicular (when the egg develops), ovulatory (the releasing of the egg), and luteal (when hormone levels decrease if the egg doesn’t implant).

#19

A Girl Posts A Selfie For Her 18th Birthday… Cue Men Being Confused And Rude About The Fact That Women Have Body Hair

Final score:

141points

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Liam Farranree 2 years ago

`"Upincoming female wolverine dc movie"- this comment has me more enraged than anything else on this page. Wolverine is Marvel goddamit.

121points

Magik Darkchilde 2 years ago

She doesn't look like Laura Kinney to me...

7points

Jennifer Jones 2 years ago

LMAO, same. lol

0points

Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

Yeah Dude!

0points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

🤣

0points

Brenda 2 years ago

Literally EVERYONE has body hair, you cretins!

32points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)

SirWriteALot, maybe you should write less and not try to call someone an orangutan.

2points

Leekier 9 months ago

Unless they have alopecia universalis like Duncan Goodhew but it’s no exactly common

0points

SirWriteALot 2 years ago

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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago

While I have to admit I personally do not find it too attractive, I would never dare shame a woman for a normal thing human body has. Male or female.

26points

Lucyyy 2 years ago

see. a normal person being normal and having preference without insulting someone with arm hair.

23points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I do have to say, and I don't mean it as an insult. She does have the darkest, most obvious forearm hair I've seen on a woman. Be interesting to see the rest of her family.

2points

A Nelson 2 years ago

I think this is where the unnatural body standards creep into play. For so many years all men and and women saw for beauty was a whitewashed version that doesn't represent all women. When you are conditioned to see this standard then you have men who aren't attracted and women who hate their bodies. I do see this changing for the next generation coming into play, but the rest of us have to look in the mirror and shut the playback of negative c**p off. Kudos to you for being honest without being a jerk

0points

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François Carré 2 years ago (edited)

"Bringing down the property value" : I find this comment more infuriating and disgusting than all the other ones combined. Man casually regarding women's bodies as commodities he can comment and haggle over. I would chop off your d**k and balls and sell them on the web but I wouldn't even get a good price for these pieces of s**t of yours, you f*****g pimp.

24points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

YES! That was exactly what I thought too! Thank you for saying it

3points

the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago

.... i beg your pardon PROPERTY VALUE!!!! WTF DO I LOOK LIKE A LAMP TO YOU B***H

18points

A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago

Seriously that just makes it even more f****d up... WOMEN ARE NOT PROPERTY

9points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

They'll have a heart attack when they find out women have body hair elsewhere.

14points

Leekier 9 months ago

My armpits went bald in my 50s; it was quite embarrassing to have friends thinking I’d suddenly taken to shaving.

0points

Dirk Daring 2 years ago

Homeboy literally called women property... oof.

10points

Meghan Wood 2 years ago

Just another example of misogynistic “I don’t find you attractive, so you are obviously not a valuable human experience and I must shame you for my lack of arousal”. The worst part is 90% of them are mullet-haired, beer gutted, missing teeth, impotent 60+ year old man trash, who wouldn’t know what to do with an attractive woman (hairy arms and all) anyway.

9points

Lena Flising 2 years ago

Shave your own arm, dude. It's just as natural on a woman as on a man.

6points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Absolutely - it's no more attractive on a man than it is on a woman either.

1point

jacqueline 2 years ago

I bet every one of these men look like the back of a hyena's buttocks!

6points

#20

Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags…

Final score:

136points

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Wheely 2 years ago

There's no such thing as an alpha male. Just angry little boys who constantly have to tell everyone that they're "alpha". And yes, I'm male.

334points

Captain McSmoot 2 years ago

Sage advice: "If a man has to tell you he's an alpha male, he's definitely not."

21points

Tracy Wallick 2 years ago

They're trying to convince *themselves* that they're "alpha"

10points

jennifer brinkman 2 years ago

They have alpha egos not alpha sense.

8points

Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm 2 years ago

I read something that said to be an "alpha male" you have to speak less in conversations than the person you're speaking to. The person who uses more words is the "beta". But couldn't expositong how you're an "alpha male" involve using more words that your opponent? therefore proving yourself to be "beta" while saying you're "alpha"?. Just a train of thought I think is funny.

5points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)

But i'm the Omega. The final and best. (sarcasm) I love how we still use ancient Roman and Greek logic in the modern age. Nice job Pythagoras and Euclid. Nice job Aristotle and Hypatia.

3points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

Wheely, you win today's "not a douche" award for succinct accuracy! Bravo, kind sir, bravo!!!

2points

Zoltán Végh 12 months ago

Think about that alpha thing as a software dev. The alpha version is the early version with missing features and a lot of bugs (problems)

1point

Rivers of Belief 2 years ago

Similar to people who have to say" don't get on my bad side" or " when I am made ill make you wish you weren't born" etc

0points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

No kidding? Hm, that must be part of why it's on this list, with the words "alpha male" in the quotation marks that denote something hypothetical.

0points

Wolfy 2 years ago

What about alpha wolf ? Staying with the same femal all his life taking care of the pack ...

-2points

Biljana Malesevic 2 years ago

Who cares how we look? We are not just decorations to self-proclaimed "alpha males". We can look however the hell we want.

11points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

And have you seen Blake Lively after multiple children. Bombshell.

10points

Bart 2 years ago

ALPHA "A Little Penis Hosting Ahole"

8points

Angie 2 years ago

But if you don't look like those women at 37, that's okay too!

5points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Indeed. It's a bit disingenuous when they seem to have cherry picked not just younger looking women but actresses who are probably all professionally made up in those shots too.

1point

Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago

Leonardo DiCaprio probably believes that 25, not 30, is the point when a women becomes geriatric

4points

Kurtis Karr 11 months ago

Yeah, sorry, but if you have to tell people you're an alpha male, you definitely aren't.

2points

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago

Please take a look at WWE's Asuka. Now someone try to convince me that she is 41 years old.

2points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

Just checked. She is amazing, and no, she does not look 41 at all.

2points

Tree P 2 years ago

I passed that landmark awhile ago, so I must be dead and don't know it!

1point

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

My pet rats insist on having a dominant male, the leader of the mischief. But that's because they have tiny brains and huge sacks. I hear a man claiming to be an alpha and I picture a primitive cavemen with sacks larger than their brain. Self proclaimed alpha = human evolutionary failure.

1point

#21

Um What

Final score:

124points

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BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

Luckily I am four of these.

148points

Jason 2 years ago

Maybe I am a lesbian and Infertile. I check 5

26points

The happy frog 2 years ago

I’m 3. What’s wrong with being tall? I’m 5’8 and there is nothing wrong with it. And having acne is normal that’s just the way life is. We’re all beautiful. We’re not all some stupid copy of each other, and i think that’s amazing. Nobody can tell me any different, and if they try then the only ugly thing here is their attitude towards other peoples looks.

14points

JORVI 2 years ago

thats a pro bcuz you wont get hit on by men who watch andrew tate

10points

Paula Pattison 2 years ago

I check 4 and am married with sons. Phew, I guess?

6points

Lucille 2 2 years ago (edited)

I’m 5’9”, B cup, 130lbs, have long heavy periods and there’s a zit on my forehead right now. But I’m blonde so barely any visible body hair - guess I’m doing one thing right 😍 (/huge sarcasm)

5points

Mathieu Brouwers 2 years ago

I wouldn't date him/her/it. That's not because I am male and I prefer women, but this is just too much stupidity.

4points

WFH Forever 2 years ago

6 for 6 here.

3points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

I'm none of them. But lesbian and probably infertile, so...

2points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Not sure which four but you are legend, Don't forget how gorgeous you are!

1point

Ghöst 2 years ago

I'm all of the ones listed (teenager so idk if I'm infertile and I'm straight aroace) so LETS FRICKING GOOO

1point

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Same. The first four, with number four only happening during perimenopause. I was lucky to not have to deal with the last two (well one or two period pimples every month, but they always dried up when the period was over). Never had ANY problems attracting male attention. It’s how I met my husband.

1point

Leekier 9 months ago

I only have 2 but I’d definitely claim more if he asked

0points

Starro 2 years ago

Let’s see: I am 5'7, AA cup, 99 lbs, have heavy but short periods, no acne and a bit of body hair in patches. Guess I’m not good enough. Ironically enough I'm lesbian too.

0points

Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 2 years ago

I am all of them :)

0points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

I am 3 but the worst ones.

0points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

You dodged a bullet, my friend. Otherwise, this tool & all his tool followers would be beating down your door...possibly with actual guns.

0points

Julie Schulz 2 years ago

Me too!

0points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

I'm glad some people wave their own red flags around for everyone to see

33points

Szilvia Kiszner 2 years ago

So having a long/heavy period is manly? Cause men have... long periods? I can't even 🤣🤣

18points

Zephyr 2 years ago

Small d**k energy

12points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Lol that's the second time I've heard that and both in one day

1point

SadieCat17 2 years ago

Oh no, I'm only one criteria away from getting this catch, what a shame /s

12points

Mark Mark 2 years ago

I'm only 3 of these and I'm a man so.....

10points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

You are almost there. With some effort you can become a lesbian.

26points

Monday 2 years ago

Huh....well I have less than a C-cup, acne AND a lot of body hair. Does that make me 50% man?

9points

oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago

ahh, so that's why my gender is fucky, because I have small tits and don't shave. /j

3points

Gwyn 2 years ago

Women, don't date a man who talks like this. He's most likely an idiot or a misogynist or both. If you have kids with him, he'll pass down his horrible traits to your sons.

6points

Isaac Harvey 2 years ago

Women, I say this as a man: never date someone who only values you for your looks.

4points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Well, it's nice if someone in the relationship has some testosterone.

4points

Women are born with all of the eggs that they’ll ever produce, which is typically about 1 million eggs at the time of birth. “By the time you reach puberty, only about 300,000 remain,” the Cleveland Clinic explains. “The number of eggs you have continues to decline as you age and menstruate each cycle. Fertility also declines with age due to the decreasing number and quality of your remaining eggs.”

#22

“9 Periods Per Year”

Final score:

123points

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Anga 2 years ago

I've got endométriose. My periods last 10 days and cost 25€ in pads each months. That guy should wake up in a puddle of his own blood if he wants to give his opinion on periods.

111points

EmBree 2 years ago

Endometriosis is an underdiagnosed issue that people should be more aware of. I used baby diapers because the largest pads lasted less than an hour. It's not even the cost of pads/tampons that cost the most. I had to call in sick several days each month.

33points

Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago

I feel you! I had endometriosis too, but I used a cup, which I had to empty about 3 or 4 times a day (a cup holds 30 ml, so that was more than half a liter per period!)

10points

Retro Dan™ 2 years ago

I imagine that the first woman he expresses this opinion to in person will make sure of it. With a ball-peen hammer.

2points

Benoît Rainville 2 years ago

Also, there... Women's condition is not the only thing this dude is ignorant about.

1point

Craig Reynolds 1 month ago

Tell him tampons can stop diarrhea, then wait and watch...

0points

Hugo Raible 5 months ago

"Average" period is what he said

0points

Archanae 6 months ago

If I may, washable pads changed my life. It's a one time investment, and with a heavy cycle as well I've never had any 'accidents'. I wash them by hand (a little gross initially but you get used to it, and it's your own blood at least), or I put them in the washing machine now that I have more pieces. Really, for me it's been game changing. Invested 30€ for around 10pads at the time, in 2019, and would never ever go back

0points

Mattie 1 year ago

"No uterus, no opinion."

0points

LillieMean 2 years ago

I hope someone tells this clown who escaped from the circus about the tampon change interval, which varies from 3 to 8 hours on average, and about the toxic shock syndrome caused by the staphylococcal bacteria.

55points

Libstak 2 years ago

Yes, 3 to 4 hours should be maximum, allowances for situations where this is not possible and sleep cycles, although I personally always had a glass of water before bed to ensure I woke up about 4 hours later to use the bathroom and freshen up.

14points

Tammy 2 years ago

This post brought you by Toxic Shock Syndrome.

40points

Min Premium 2 years ago

I know, right?!?!

9points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

Why do I find the phrase "extra juicy uterine lining" so disturbing?

35points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

It's descriptive, it gets the point across. But also, it's so, so gross.

10points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

I wonder how many tampons it would take to stuff up his r****m so he can't talk out of it any more.

20points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Depends on the size. I would suggest going for the jumbo ones since they're bigger. A box of 64 seems fitting. Box optional.

13points

Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago

Here we see an (all too common) mansplain'n moron in the wild.

17points

V33 Namkrow 2 years ago

Periods aren't mathematics

16points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Mine certainly aren't. I have hormone-sensitive migraines, but trying to prove that with an irregular cycle is a *nightmare*. I have spreadsheets. I think my doctor hates me for it, but she's also referred me to a neurologist, so now they get to hate my spreadsheets too. (I hate them too, just for the record. But they're getting me referrals, so...) (They're also getting me, claustrophobic idiot, an MRI of my brain. Isn't *that* going to be fun...)

3points

SheHulk Premium 2 years ago

I was "extra juicy" when I had a myoma and had to change every hour! 10 to 35 ml? How about so much I became anaemic!?

11points

Joelle Jansen 2 years ago

A man who has clearly never heard of Toxic Shock Syndrome

9points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

I would find it hilarious if men had periods too. "Bro, my flow is way heavier than yours. I go through like 85ml of blood each month. I take supplements to make it heavier."

7points

#23

“We Can Always Tell”

Final score:

117points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

Women don't have abdominal muscles obviously. We have a very complex system of stilts to keep ourselves upright.

286points

Kharyss 2 years ago

Exactly. That’s why Victorian women had whale bone corsets. Otherwise they’d just flop around like overcooked spaghetti. Unfortunately the mass killing of whales for women’s undergarments is now frowned upon by most countries, so we have to make do with industrial strength Lycra and Spanx.

35points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

You got stilts??? I'm stuck with chicken wire and duct tape

30points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

Stilts :')

19points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Yeah, women have no core strength. We push babies out with our minds.

15points

Bart 2 years ago

Here I was thinking you stayed upright on blood pressure alone from hearing this kind of BS...

12points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

mine is a system of fluid-filled bladders

11points

R Dennis 2 years ago

I thought it was just all womb in there... \s

10points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

It's not really *that* complex- it's just a couple of Disney-esque rodents and some scaffolding but don't run & TELL EVERYONE! SHEESH.

7points

Vera S 2 years ago

no it's all duct tape (duck tape, ducktape, ducttape, duckttttttappe?!?!?!?)

1point

HistoryLover(she/her) 2 years ago

I swear, men are trying to bring corsets back.

0points

Catherine Maven 2 years ago

No, no, that's why bustiers have boning!!

0points

Melissa Powell 2 years ago

This is true.

0points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

🤣😂😁

0points

Yayheterogeneity 2 years ago (edited)

I hereby declare that anyone who critiques another human being, has to publish a full body picture in underwear of themselves with it. I bet that the criticism stops overnight. (Edit for grammar)

30points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

Meh, you can criticize without being in perfect shape. Just because you're fat and lazy doesn't mean you can't recognise when someone else is fat and lazy. Heck I might be as ugly as a hatfull of a******s but my eyes work fine, so I can tell that Brad Pitt is better looking that Jonah Hill (sorry Jonah Hill!)

-1point

Eva Kašu 2 years ago

I´m waiting. I - as a perfectly normal woman - am a three owls in trenchcoat.

19points

Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago

Would there be a cat in the left sleeve?

9points

Brenda 2 years ago

She exercises?

17points

Monday 2 years ago

Oh Brenda, everyone knows #REAL WOMEN are incapable of exercise. We're soft and squishy like marshmallows, so we could never do a sit-up! /j

27points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

I guess the only women whose midriffs he's seen were not fit enough to run away from him fast enough to avoid his conversation. Cardio ladies, it's not just for zombies, it's for creeps!

13points

KaBobs 1 year ago

Omg! Bahaha I love this... cardio: it's great for creeps 👍🏻

0points

mimi luvs cats 2 years ago

she looks beautiful!

9points

Samantha 2 years ago

Explain what? A human body?

9points

the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago

my stupid brain just zoinked out and was wondering what this was doing here until i saw the comment lol

5points

TheMagicOfBeingMia 2 years ago

She's so pretty!

5points

jennifer brinkman 2 years ago

It's called working out. Try it sometime

4points

#24

It's Not Like A Woman Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

Final score:

116points

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Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago

They apply the same logic to drug trials: At one point they apparently set up a clinical study for a medication related to cervical cancer... with only men in the survey.

32points

Gavin Johnson 2 years ago

I guess the results showing it was 100% effective in keeping men safe from cervical cancer though? That’s a win ain’t it?

8points

Tracy Wallick 2 years ago

Men are treated as the default and everyone else is "political"

9points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

When it comes to crash testing, not all the dummies are in the cars.

6points

Skip62 2 years ago

Since obesity is such a problem, there should be various sizes of overweight dummies too.

5points

Twinbowser 2 years ago

There are ‘large’ dummies used by some companies in the auto industry, but they are usually a scaled up man dummy and the weight distribution and shape isn’t right. So while some companies are trying, they’re still not doing enough.

3points

Gwyn 2 years ago (edited)

Yeah let's design it all around the average college age white man like we do for everything else, what could go wrong?

4points

Royal Stray 2 years ago

I think there's a statistic somewhere (don't remember where it's from) that states that women are 17% to get fatally injured in a car crash. Apparently that's because of the bone density and similar things that aren't taken into account when doing dummy-tests

2points

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

They spelled "inequality" wrong

1point

Elle-Jay Tee 1 year ago

"Inequity" is correct. Equality is having the same things for all. Equity is having things (tailored according to need) to get everyone on the same level.

0points

jennifer brinkman 2 years ago

How about kids also?? And animals?

1point

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)

Having kid sized dummies is pretty common for decades now actually

1point

Janelle Collard Premium 2 years ago

A friend of mine was in a crash + the steering wheel airbag deployed. She's 5'1" so yes, she was sitting close to the steering wheel. Airbag broke 4 ribs, ribs punctured both lungs.

0points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Crash test dummies had been designed decades ago to represent women, children, babies, even seniors.

0points

During this day in age, when many states in the US have enacted extremely strict regulations against abortion, spreading misinformation about women’s bodies can be incredibly dangerous. It’s funny to see an ignorant man tweet about how little he knows about vaginas, but it’s frightening when various aspects of women’s health are overlooked. Cardiologists aren’t even trained to recognize heart disease symptoms in women, and 53% of women who had heart attacks were turned away by their doctors. Women deserve better, and we deserve health care providers who understand our bodies. The information we need to stay healthy is out there; let’s make it mainstream.

#25

That's Actually False

Final score:

113points

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Circular0rb 2 years ago

Yes, Captain Patriot know better than a doctor

133points

Justin Smith 2 years ago

Not just a doctor but an obgyn. He told doctor who's specialization is the female body and reproduction they are wrong.

32points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

His evidence is: because of reasons.

0points

Bobby Sammons 2 years ago

And I bet he wears a red ball cap.

0points

Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago

Captain Patriot obviously thinks that once you've had an abortion a scarlet A appears on your forehead.

17points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Nope just on your labia.

7points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

I notice that whenever someone has a heart attack at a theater, the announcement made is always "Ladies and gentlemen, is there a captain in the house?"

12points

Fred L. 2 years ago

Well, it will be correct when you continue electing morons who e.g. make laws criminalizing them and make efforts to have these women reported and prosecuted. Stop electing those idiots (regardless of gender btw.).

12points

RedMarbles 2 years ago

I have elected no such morons. 😤

5points

R Dennis 2 years ago

Fedorasharkk... that tracks.

8points

Potato 2 years ago

I bet he was reeeaaaally tempted to add an extra k on that username.

7points

steven mayes 2 years ago

I love that Captain Patriots picture is a French Emperor

5points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

And the emperor's horse. Guess which end of the horse represents Captain Patriot?

6points

M H 2 years ago

capt caveman!!

4points

Tomato Froggo 2 years ago

Bro thinks he can sense if someone’s had an abortion…

2points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Someone with a tag name fedorasharkk has to be more knowledgeable than an OBGYN, right?

2points

Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago

Captain outranks doctor, that's just common sense.

1point

#26

This Is Abhorrent, Even As A Joke

Final score:

111points

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Metaniel 2 years ago

Sir, if you like it tight, you should go to jail

174points

Sherry Moore 2 years ago

He's probably that little. Hahaha

13points

Lost Penny 2 years ago

In that case, HE would be the one getting stitches.

5points

Mathieu Brouwers 2 years ago

Just a fun fact. The sparkler between your buttocks can stretch to a diameter of 17 centimeters (almost 7 inches). And it will return to its original shape. The same if a woman has had a natural birth.

4points

Binky Melnik 2 years ago

That didn’t cross my mind. I thought they were trying to cheap out on her medical care. If you’re right, I’m sick to my stomach.😱

2points

Rosecat 6 months ago

...No? It's about anatomy, you don't necessarily need to be underage

0points

Evelien Stijger Martens 12 months ago

Or get a man.

0points

Maureen Sullivan 2 years ago

Just for saying that he should go to jail.

-1point

Edward Teague 2 years ago

Or just ask her nicely to do kegels (which will, incidentally make it better her too. And it doesn't hurt guys to do them either. Kegels for everybody! )

-2points

Mad Dragon 2 years ago

I love the story my aunt (OB/GYN) tells about the guy whose wife had just given birth. She was sewing the woman up and the husband asked her to "Throw in a stitch or two for me." She looked him up and down and said, "No problem. Just how tiny is your d!ck?"

45points

Domo KO 2 years ago

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Wheely 2 years ago

Small PP energy right there 🤣

38points

WindySwede 2 years ago

"Hos small your pen is?

1point

Something 2 years ago

The worst part is that this has actually been done, and it results in permanent damage.

30points

Lucille 2 2 years ago

And usually lots of pain for the woman. Sex stops being enjoyable at all for her and can be incredibly painful but at least the man gets more pleasure out of using her body. /s 🙄🙄🙄

17points

Brenda 2 years ago

Not funny even as a joke.

21points

Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago

not a joke

-1point

Kathryn Donovan 2 years ago

I always say "We put them back together just like we found it." OR " What are you telling us about yourself, Dad!"

19points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

The only proper reply from the doctor is "Fine. Exactly how small do you need it, sir?"

14points

Tracy Wallick 2 years ago

How or why this isn't considered female genital mutilation is beyond me

8points

Lena Flising 2 years ago

Sure, if you think it's sexy that your wife screams or cries from pain during sex. I bet it gets pretty off-putting very soon, if you're not a psychopath.

7points

Annymoose 2 years ago

My ex claimed he "had the doctor put an extra stitch in to make it nice and tight". He was an abusive gaslighting a*****e, it never happened, but he loved to tell that story he made up to anyone who would listen. Ex for a reason.

7points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

UGH what a piece of s**t!! This irks me to my core like how dare he even comment on the medical aspects of you giving birth like he had anything to do with it or anyone would ever listen to him in the operating room???

4points

#27

A Place Full Of Girls

Final score:

110points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

Have gay sex then, it makes you manlier (life hacks)

425points

Inga Paškevičiūtė 2 years ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

55points

Lucille 2 2 years ago

I feel like there’s nothing more purely masculine than two dudes going at it! So much testosterone, so little estrogen or female influence - what could be more manly than that?

15points

Yayheterogeneity 2 years ago

Yes! Go for it!!!

11points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

You should write a manual, for real. Title it "Alpha Bro Health Code" or some ish and cash in. It'll really be a parody but they're not to know...

6points

The happy frog 2 years ago

I wish I could give you more upvotes

6points

Diolla 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA yes

2points

Panda Cat 7 months ago

Jim Jones of Peoples Temple horror said that in the a*nus and rect*m were the proper nerves for sexual satisfaction. He was a sick jerk. I just read “Six Years with God.”

0points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

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Chocolate llama 2 years ago (edited)

wait, so incels finally figured out by themselves that they should rather not try and reproduce? This is great news

45points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Incels figuring out that they should not reproduce is like other people finding out they should not roller skate on Jupiter.

3points

OminousWiiMusic 2 years ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

31points

Thomas Grant 2 years ago

Well this must be science cause he used the word testosterone and clarified vagina by putting (pussy) next to it.

21points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

Well, he used "estrogenified," so you know those credentials are on point 👌

15points

KB 2 years ago

I like the parenthesis. Throwing words like estrogen & mucosa around with no explanation of what they are, but vagina is the one that they need help on

13points

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

It sounds like this person is excusing themselves from sex. I approve of that plan.

12points

Brenda 2 years ago (edited)

You're an idiot. A giant, stupid idiot. Please don't reproduce.

8points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

That would be emasculating and way too gay.

3points

ezPZ 2 years ago

Mosquito penis?

5points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

I have never laughed/gagged for over an hour at such low IQ 'men'. Amazing. We need to start culling.

2points

Moo 2 years ago

Putting your finger in vodka for a couple minutes a day doesn't make you drunk. Your skin doesn't absorb anything like that smh

2points

Are these photos making you want to send every man you know back to middle school sex education class? There’s nothing wrong with admitting that you don’t know something and taking the time to educate yourself, but spewing ignorant and downright ridiculous claims about women’s bodies is certain to get you shamed online. Keep upvoting the pics you find most ridiculous, and then if you’re interested in viewing even more photos that will make you facepalm, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Bad Women’s Anatomy right here!

#28

The Secrets Out, Plus Size People Are Just Staying Super Hydrated

Final score:

105points

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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

Stay hydrated, y'all.

70points

Monday 2 years ago

Well to be fair that does help me see exactly how stretchy these are.

40points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

It's got nothing to do with the size of the model, but is demonstrating how well the pantyhose stretches.

28points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

That is a plus size model.... I believe the point is that it's big enough for her and larger as well

10points

JK 2 years ago

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

That's some top tier storage, is this their answer to the pockets issue? Lol

7points

El Dee 2 years ago

I notice that most 'plus sized' models are still taller than average but still fairly slim rather than average shaped women of that size..

6points

Maren Gärtner 2 years ago

It's to demonstrate how stretchable it is without tearing

6points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

Is that a jug of water in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's a jug of water. Got it.

4points

Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago

Just don't ever buy from Shein, they're sketchy as hell.

3points

Bookworm Premium 2 years ago

Does it come with the jug? I could use one of those

2points

#29

When Questioned About The Blood All Over His Car, Convicted Serial Killer Said His Girlfriend’s Period Got All Over The Front Seat And Was Blown Out The Window Into The Backseat

Final score:

104points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

She must be one of those girls with an extra juicy uterine lining from the last post

242points

miameows 2 years ago

that's what happens when we only get 9 tampons per year.

32points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Them clots be a-flyin’!

15points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

I hate it when my uterine lining is being extra juicy.

8points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

You guys slay today! Most entertaining read I had this week

3points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

I didn't think I would seeing these 3 words combined again.

3points

Danielle 2 years ago

Now I'm giving you the upvote but you must promise never to repeat that phrase again.

2points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Hahaha! “Extra Juicy Uterine Lining” is the new name of my Emo/Ska/Polka fusion band!

1point

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

if I am blowing blood to the back seat ... please take me to the hospital.

18points

Nightshade1972 2 years ago

There was another case, years ago, where a police officer literally murdered a guy in the backseat of his patrol car. When Forensics examined his patrol car, and found evidence of blood soaking the entire backseat, the cop tried to claim that the victim "had a nosebleed" in the backseat of his patrol car. Forensics said, "Nope. The amount of blood we found all over the backseat was well more than an average nosebleed. There's no way anyone could have survived that much blood loss." The cop was convicted of the guy's murder.

9points

Brenda 2 years ago

Duh! Wasn't even a credible lie!

5points

Alan Gale 2 years ago

Perhaps she had been holding it in for too long, like the other post suggested

4points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Excuse me?

4points

Lena Flising 2 years ago

Period blood has other stuff in it too, from the uterine lining. Forensic detectives can easily see if it's blood from a menstruation, or from an "ordinary" bleeding wound.

2points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

I always wonder with people like this, is it panic or just stupidity that makes them come up with these sort of excuses.

1point

Midnightoil 2 years ago

Ya think!!??

1point

Gary Geracci 2 years ago

Where's her Pussy? On top of her head?

0points

#30

There's No Other Function For Boobs Than Sex Appeal

Final score:

102points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

I want them to shoot lasers out the nipples when you squeeze them so I can hunt down uneducated bigots

397points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

I second that!

31points

Michelle Carlson 2 years ago

like Dr. Evil's Fembots.

15points

Jason 2 years ago

Can I sign up for this?

10points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

Imagine the chaos when you go trampolining.

8points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago

YES. THIS. PLEASE.

6points

the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago

Y E S

6points

Froget abou dit 2 years ago

Oh my God, laser nipples. I want!!

4points

Beff Jezos 2 years ago

Pew pew

4points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

Oh yes! I'm up for that.

4points

Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago

In this case I would recommence a warning sticker on your boobs. Otherwise the next foreplay could come to an abrupt and unsatisfying end...

3points

skyisaburrito 2 years ago

Yes one hundred percent yes we need boob lasers

2points

Tee Rat 2 years ago

Is it too much to ask if I can ride on your shoulders while you do this?

2points

El Rey 2 years ago

Boobs Space Lasers, hmmmm, I want that.

1point

Emily 2 years ago

I'm making an appointment with my doctor right now...

1point

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

I would like to be the first to suggest a Kickstarter for this. We need to make this a thing.

1point

Starro 2 years ago

Make them detachable mini bombs that regrow when used.

0points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

They're ideally shaped to be a pouch for liquid. Maybe something with nutritional value. But that'd be insane.

56points

Wheely 2 years ago

Insane! 🤣

9points

Holly Carter 2 years ago

Reading this while I am breastfeeding my baby; wishing my boobs had an actual useful function.

36points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

Haha, same here. Chick suckles from my useless tits

11points

Mark Mark 2 years ago

I would probably make it so that they stored milk you could use to feed your babies but then again I'm just old fashioned.

28points

Angieeee 2 years ago

Nah...that would be madness

7points

Cara 2 years ago

I’ve a great idea for them, let’s feed babies with them! #sarcasm

19points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

"An actual useful function" So providing your baby nutrients and antibodies is not a useful function. Yo @sadiecat17 get your lazer nips ready, found you a target lol

13points

Nightshade1972 2 years ago

This genius is clearly unaware that women use them to feed their babies...

6points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

idk, feed my babies perhaps?

4points

sturmwesen 2 years ago

lasers /s

4points

𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 2 years ago

I want the Wonder Woman power of when she claps her wrists together and makes a sonic boom. Imagine, an idiot like the ones featured in these posts is near and you just sonic boob them right off the earth. Or at least very very far away (:

3points

#31

“Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

Final score:

100points

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And the like 2 years ago

Oh you sweet summer children

105points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

sweet (?) summer incel

32points

Monday 2 years ago

....Did this guy just announce to the whole internet that he sucks at sex?

49points

Martine 2 years ago

Yes, he did.

13points

Brenda 2 years ago

Jesus Christ! Quit spreading your wrong and potentially relationship hurting cr@p! I had cervical cancer. They removed part of it & some lining in surgery. As a result, I have no nerves the first inch or so. Penetration never works and didn't before. Stimulating the clitoris is the best way for women to organize. Try looking sh!t up before spreading lies & misinformation to others.

21points

Lyyyy 2 years ago

It doesn’t even need medical reason, I’ve never been able to organize by just penetration, just clitoral stimulation works, but best is both at the same time. 😄

1point

Amanda Rose 2 years ago

Organism?

14points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

...and this is how you end up with 20 minutes of quiet missionary 😞

13points

OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

Females are already organisms.

7points

Steve Robert 2 years ago

My ex-wife was certainly not a virgin when I met her. But she told me she never had an orgasm through intercourse. I told her to just relax and enjoy the ride. And I was the first one to give her an orgasm with her first one coming when she was in control riding me. Just takes a loving partner who cares how good he can make her feel, and not just him getting off.

5points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Happy for you but that's not JUST what it takes. Some women, no matter how the partner is attentive or caring or good, can't have orgasms by penetration alone. Period.

9points

Kathy 4 months ago

When she was on top she probably positioned herself so that her clitoris rubbed against your p***s.

0points

Rebekah Krause 2 years ago

Nope

0points

Courtney Christelle 2 years ago

Guess what, a penis is not the pinnacle of pleasure for women. Shocking I know.

4points

Moo 2 years ago

I wish it was as easy as penetration...then maybe more women would be sexually satisfied

3points

Emma S 2 years ago

Yes it is common and normal for many women to not be able to experience an orgasm from penetration alone. It's comments like this that make a lot of women think that they're abnormal and embarrassed because they can't when actually it's perfectly fine to need some clitoral stimulation to get them going. It doesn't mean we don't enjoy penetration though.

3points

#32

Women Are Like...* Shuffles Deck *... Avocados!

Final score:

96points

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TheMagicOfBeingMia 2 years ago

Eric can go sit on a cactus. Repeatedly

330points

Mr Red 2 years ago

You mean an untouched, mature cactus

66points

The happy frog 2 years ago

Some people are like a… uh…. Potato. They belong in the ground, deep underneath it /jk

17points

A girl 2 years ago

Oh, I think Eric should be intimate with a cactus. They've definitely not be poked nor prodded. Just his type.

9points

lesbian human w/ ADHD 2 years ago

He should use a cactus as a dildo. Repeatedly.

6points

the_harbinger_of_doom s/t/h 2 years ago

and after that he can stuff rusty nails up his a*s

4points

Dani M 2 years ago

With the cactus consent i hope?

3points

your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago

please.

2points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

Poor cactus :(

2points

WindySwede 2 years ago

Oups: https://giphy.com/gifs/farmersinsurance-fail-fall-3pZiiKii4qCTQUf8GR

2points

Melissa Powell 2 years ago

Ets all get together and help him!!,

1point

Yayheterogeneity 2 years ago

F**k you, Eric! Because no one else wants to.

24points

lenka 2 years ago

In today's episode of "Women, what object are they?" The answer is fruit.

14points

Thomas Grant 2 years ago

I love that he has put #MasculinitySaturday and is talking about how to "choose" a woman. Considering his only masculinity seems to be toxic and i imagine the closest he has ever come to a woman is when he fell out of his mother.

14points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

That last bit tho...Thanks for the 5am laugh 😂

5points

Brenda 2 years ago

Eric, you're an idiot of the highest order. 🙄 Congratulations

11points

Edward Teague 2 years ago

I almost feel we should apologize to idiots for lumping him in with them. I think he needs his own category...

0points

Altea 2 years ago

Eric never saw no avocado

10points

Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago

I'm afraid of what he does to the avocados.

10points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

In his mind, he totally dominates those avocados in bed...uh, kitchen. In reality, he barely pinches them.

7points

Kel_how 2 years ago

*Martin Luther King, Jr. didn't condone this message

4points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Eric makes two things obvious. (1) that he has sex with avocados. (2) why that is his only option.

3points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

Then quit pressing and pinching all the avocados yourself, ya perv.

3points

#33

The Gallopan Tube

Final score:

96points

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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

Was... was this post written by a sperm cell?

252points

Yayheterogeneity 2 years ago

A sperm that is almost illiterate, deducing by the spelling mistakes.

43points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

If so, I hope it never reaches an egg.

10points

DramaDoc 2 years ago

Yeah... That's called an ectopic pregnancy (when a pregnancy happens outside the uterus. Something like 90% occur in a fallopian tube) and can be fatal...

8points

Wheely 2 years ago

Ha ha! 🤣🤣

3points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Yes. One that unfortunately won the swimming contest.

1point

Coyote Osborne 2 years ago

LOL!

1point

Liz Mary 12 months ago

A sperm cell is more intelligent than this.

0points

Shawn Barry 1 year ago

in passing

0points

April Pickett 2 years ago

Basically, yes.

0points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Yes… not the winning one, tho.

0points

Bart 2 years ago

It has the brains of one...

0points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

There's so much wrong in his post, I don't know where to begin.

12points

Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago

That's not the "g" spot you're looking for...move along, move along.

7points

Moo 2 years ago

Sexualizing innocence is gross..."you're inexperienced and don't know a lot so it's easier to control and take advantage of you." Disgusting

4points

John’s Girl 2 years ago

I think the cells we need to be searching for are brain cells.

3points

Deborah B 2 years ago

This post was written by a man with a 3 inch penis. Maximum.

2points

SirWriteALot 2 years ago

you're

2points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Miss Frizzle is getting edgy

1point

Eneli Kais 6 months ago

That guy should try penetration to his urinal canal

0points

Rosecat 6 months ago

Gallop

0points

#34

Fellas, Is It Gay To Eat Pussy?

Final score:

94points

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Jason 2 years ago

"women don't even enjoy it"............

150points

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Is that a her problem, or a him problem?

31points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

Wonder how many women would agree with this statement? Most women I know would legit scale a skyscraper in January for a guy who knows what's up in that regard...

23points

Binky Melnik 2 years ago

Not the way HE does it, anyway. (I’ve never understood men who think they should be spelunking in there. Why not go where all the nerve endings are, you know?) (So yeah, he’s right: we don’t enjoy it when they do it THAT way.)

15points

PurpleUnicorn🇮🇪 2 years ago

This one doesn't anyway!

6points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣💀

5points

Angieeee 2 years ago

Never met a woman then haha

4points

Jan Olsen 6 months ago

Maybe they don't enjoy when he's doing it?

0points

Agent Madhatt 11 months ago

They do if you do it right LOL. Gotta get in there like you're in a watermelon eating contest. Don't be scuuuuuuuured. Also I am having so much trouble understanding the mentality of a straight man that doesn't like eating pussy. Like if a woman says "what if I suffocate you" when I ask if she wants to sit on face. I'm just like "well then I'll die happy" hahahahha

0points

Agent Madhatt 11 months ago

They do if you do it right LOL

0points

Wednesday 1 year ago

Once again... if the woman is not enjoying it or reaching orgasm, there are three possibilities: she's uncomfortable with you, she's unconfirmed with sex, or you're doing it wrong.

0points

Captain McSmoot 2 years ago

Maybe not when this idiot does it.

0points

Starro 2 years ago

R@pe? Some really don’t. Get over it.

-2points

Alro 2 years ago

You are what you eat, with that logic, women shouldn't eat d*cks

28points

François Bouzigues 2 years ago

And that true men should eat d*cks.

28points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Tell me you have no clue how to satisfy a woman without saying so.

18points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Now be fair. Obviously he's never had the opportunity to try.

16points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

Scooping? Who the hell scoops? I think he is taking eating out a bit too literally

13points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Speaking purely for myself I'd happily swap the 'moving back and forward' part of sex for just licking. That's the most enjoyable part. She enjoys it, I enjoy it, and there is none of that disappointing "well I suppose we better reach the tedious conclusion" part of lovemaking.

11points

oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago

so do it, if you don't enjoy the "moving back and forth" part then don't do it

4points

Brenda 2 years ago

Can't roll my eyes back far enough 🙄

10points

Thomas Grant 2 years ago

As if these guys have ever had the opportunity to test their theory. Or if they have then i feel sorry for the woman...

9points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Yes because your semen enters a vagina and henceforth becomes IMMORTAL

8points

Moo 2 years ago

These men just love to speak over women without having ever talked to one...

5points

Beff Jezos 2 years ago

We’ve done it boys…it is officially gay to be straight

5points

JustABored1 2 years ago

Hahaha You're username is spot on!! ✌🏻

0points

#35

Unclean

Final score:

89points

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Cara 2 years ago

Does it make a difference if I walk or dive in instead of throwing myself in?

156points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

Sorry Cara, I as a man must explain it, you HAVE to yeet yourself in. No exceptions. Those are the rules lol /s (a whole lot of sarcasm)

26points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

Women only know how to throw themselves into the sea. They are dramatic creatures, and it's the only way to get a man's attention to come save them. All women want is to be saved. (as I'm writing this and thinking it's obvious I am joking, I realize somewhere on the internet some dumbass male has said this in earnest, I'm sure.)

17points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

Does it make a difference if someone else throws you in?

10points

Budcot 2 years ago

If you walk in on your hands your period won't pollute it 👍🏻

8points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

Just do a handstand and walk out only until the water is up to your waist and everything will be just fine.

4points

CanadianDimes 2 years ago

It's just the throwing yourself in that's the problem, really!

4points

Melissa Powell 2 years ago

Yes, yes it does. Women need to read all this c**p these are writing. You will find out what Stupid is.

1point

Kathy 4 months ago

🤣

0points

Liz Mary 12 months ago

No, you're in the clear. 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Yes

0points

Mark Mark 2 years ago

Someone's taken Leviticus waaayyyy too seriously.

19points

Judes 2 years ago

Hey ladies, let's all head down to the beach when we have our periods---that's how we'll keep the bigots away.

16points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Do you think that just having a tampon sticking out my bag will do the trick?

8points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago (edited)

Religion. Aah-gain.

14points

Pleasesayitisntso 2 years ago

And the feces bacteria from mens butt hair will spread even further..!

9points

Brenda 2 years ago (edited)

Bullsh!t! How can someone be stupid enough to believe that? And then they misinform others (like younger teens & teens) who don't know any better because they're young. You people can actually hurt others by spreading your lies w/o checking the facts first! 😒🙄😮‍💨 It seriously ticks me off, especially when it is so easy to look things up these days!

9points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

I understand there were some less educated people who used to believe period blood is impure. How do they still exist?

2points

And the like 2 years ago

Might be a Jewish thing?

2points

Dave Van Beurden Premium 2 years ago

nah, just an ignorant thing

8points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

I'm Jewish and I agree - it sounds like something from the Talmud on the laws of niddah. Bonkers, in my honest opinion.

1point

Something 2 years ago

No, it isn't, though "impure" does suggest that it's some kind of religious or spiritual belief rather than a scientific one.

1point

DrBronxx 2 years ago

"I'm just going to put these dictionary pages on the wall over there. Then, I'm going to throw 34 darts at the wall, and that'll be my tweet today."

1point

EarthGrowl 2 years ago

It's time for all of these outdated idiotic "religion" that any divinity would be ashamed to associate with to join the mythology section.

1point

#36

From A Forensic Medicine Textbook

Final score:

85points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

This is just disgusting

250points

Stewart Nagle 2 years ago

To be fair, it's also pretty racist!

53points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

It’s sick.

12points

Starro 2 years ago

And inaccurate lol.

3points

Kat 2 years ago

The pigment of a woman's parts has nothing to do with her sexual experience wtf it's not a mood ring that changes color.

61points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

It's not? Mine is green but sometimes turns blue or violet.

31points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

This was written in 2014??? OMG I have no hope for the human race.

49points

Cara 2 years ago

Horrific that this is in a text book

31points

Ken Beattie 2 years ago

From the source he says it's a non-standardised book, and not really a text book but a question bank that helps you pass exams? So maybe something put together for students rather than an actual medical text book.

8points

Christos Arvanitis 2 years ago

I wish that we knew the source of this. Just the term "false virgin" is bizarre. Just did a quick search and it appears that the purpose of this is to assure that "rapists aren't falsely accused"... so perhaps from some uber-patriarchal society. Disgusting.

30points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

But... even if someone is ràped, they don't magically remain a virgin. (subjectively, at least, for the purposes of this horrifically misinformed medical examination, which seems to be prep for med school finals)

5points

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

Was this written by a pedophile?

18points

Chriss21 2 years ago

What century is this from?

17points

Alexandra Davis 2 years ago

This was proven to be photoshop thankfully

11points

meow point1 2 years ago

If your vagina is deeper and your clit is enlarged, that means you might be aroused!

7points

Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago

On the next page they describe how to identify witches and werewolves...

5points

#37

There’s People Who Really Think Virgins Can’t Use Tampons

Final score:

82points

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Shark Lady 2 years ago

Some people have been taught that if you are a virgin it's wrong to use a tampon. Proper sex education is desperately required.

65points

Kathy 4 months ago

Lordy, I'm glad my mama wasn't that ignorant.

0points

microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago

so.. wait.. is she saying that theres no pad machines? bcuz if i interpreted that correctly i will agree that tampons shouldnt be the only available option, but bcuz some people prefer pads over tampons or are younger and afraid to use tampons, not bcuz of the bs shes spouting

12points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

I'm confused too, because every machine I've seen has both available.

5points

Brenda 2 years ago

Huh? I certainly did, especially during summer for swimming

8points

Annik Perrot 2 years ago

I did from the beginning, too. Our class went to the pool every week, and those who couldn't go had to stay and do gym. Duh!

6points

Anne 2 years ago

To be fair.. All women can use a pad, not all can use a tampon. The virgin thing is crazy and undereducated

7points

Allison B 2 years ago

I've been using tampons since I was 14 and was most definitely a virgin then. The only time I've ever had a problem with inserting a tampon was the time all a machine had was one with a cardboard applicator. Had major difficulty with that and it hurt horribly.

6points

JK 2 years ago

Ooh, I hate applicator ones - I mucked up my first time using 1 too, they are so uncomfortable and awkward! Also, why in the hell do they always seem twice as long as a normal tampon?!?! AND they don't seem to expand widthways properly!

5points

V33 Namkrow 2 years ago

Is this a female saying this?

3points

R Dennis 2 years ago

I did a reverse Kool-aid man away from this... as a guy, I want no part of it.

2points

Princess Mar-li Cathryn 2 years ago

To be fair, I couldn't use a tampon before I had sex but I never assumed it was the case for everyone

2points

David Fox 2 years ago

🤨🤨

2points

Kristine Phillips 2 years ago

forgot to take the cardboard off

1point

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

OMG.

1point

#38

Maple Syrup Can Do What???

Final score:

81points

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Alex Luiz 2 years ago

Is this how Groot was conceived?

124points

WindySwede 2 years ago (edited)

now leaf! /s 😄🌿

9points

Benoît Rainville 2 years ago

Or how Canadians are conceived?

1point

Isaac Harvey 2 years ago

So, Groot is half-human? Does that mean trees are constantly saying "groot," to no end?

1point

CanadianDimes 2 years ago (edited)

I legit thought this was a covid test. Edit: I'm pretty sure it IS a covid test.

18points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

It's certainly a lateral flow test of some kind, and not one that uses urine.

3points

Marla 2 years ago

"Are you expecting a boy or a girl?" "WAFFLES!"

12points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)

One of the few gender reveals that I would actually enjoy.

2points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

It's not maple syrup, and it's not breakfast. It's called unprotected morning sex, actually.

8points

Bashicka 2 years ago

Kind of confused about this one...is it pregnancy or covid test?

8points

Yoyo 2 years ago

I didn't understand that either.

2points

FatKidShakeDown 2 years ago

That's a COVID test

4points

FloC 2 years ago

You get COVID ???

3points

Debby Keir 2 years ago

Positive covid test?

3points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago (edited)

well call the vatican! we got ourselves another immaculate conception!

2points

SparkleFarts 2 years ago

Oh god! I'm having a Canadian 🤣🤣🤣

2points

#39

Oh Yes! We Would Be Nothing Without Our Breasts

Final score:

77points

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CanadianDimes 2 years ago

Humans, elephants, and ants? Only those three animals? Why specifically those three animals? Do we have the same evolutionary psychology as ants and elephants but not, say, chimpanzees?

12points

Monday 2 years ago

Well everyone knows ducks are driven by spite and geese are driven by pure evil. Nobody knows what those shifty ants are up to though.

14points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

I hope you don't reproduce.

6points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

There's enough red flags there that hopefully women will give him a wide berth

3points

Bookworm Premium 2 years ago

If he's attracted to elephant breasts, he could just say so

5points

Circular0rb 2 years ago

I like breasts of all sizes. Boobs are boobs no matter what.

5points

Jason 2 years ago

That's my side boob

3points

Isaac Harvey 2 years ago

How did he manage to rope elephants and ants into it?

4points

Inga Paškevičiūtė 2 years ago

I want to see him find tits on an ant.

3points

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago

This OP needs to talk with the one above who thinks breasts have only sexual function.

1point

Wendy Herman 2 years ago

Ant tiddies. LOL.

1point

Nelson 2 years ago

Ant boobs?

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Monet: “I cannot even begin to commit the beauty of this amazing natural landscape to canvas! Assistant: “Think of boobs.” Monet: “YES! THAT’S WORKING!”

1point

#40

"If You Start Giving Oral Sex To A Guy, All You Are To Him Is A Hole."

Final score:

62points

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Dave Van Beurden Premium 2 years ago

but what if that is what I want to be??

76points

Alro 2 years ago

loophole?

9points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

You do you, you hole. :D :D Seriously though, your comment made me lol

5points

Lunaofthenest 2 years ago

If you dream it, you can be it!

1point

Jessica butts 2 years ago

HA

0points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

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Thomas Grant 2 years ago

"Our group of unscientific scientists" haha

23points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

If a guy thinks all a woman is is a hole, the problem is not the _woman_.

12points

Adam Belaire 2 years ago

Must be true because if anyone knows anything about being an "a hole", it's this group of unscientific scientists.

9points

Catastrophisticate 2 years ago

Right... until they complain that their "perfect" virginal wives won't "do what they're told"

7points

Yaz Cam 2 years ago

“ Our group of unscientific scientists” 😂😂😂😂

3points

Sharkie 2 years ago

I feel sorry for the boys who wrote it and probably never got a good oral sex...

3points

Something 2 years ago

They're right about one thing: this is unscientific.

2points

Thom Serveaux 2 years ago

Holy cow I think I had this book!!! Evangelical propaganda. Sadly I had too many books like this to remember which one it is...

1point

Wise Turtle 2 years ago

“Our group of unscientific scientists” that tells me all that I need to know already

1point

#41

Psa: Don't Dye Your Hair While On Your Period

Final score:

36points

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Cara 2 years ago

Why would you even think this???

40points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

For the same reason many children believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows???? IDK but it's a theory

8points

LillieMean 2 years ago

Menstruation is a good time to dye your hair. The skin is often more oily due to hormonal activity and protects the scalp more from harsh chemicals.

10points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

Well, guess who is getting his wife to dye her hair rainbow colors? I need to know!

4points

PattonPawter 2 years ago

welp my hair is naturally brown so therefore my blood must be brown right? /s

3points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

This used to be an acknowledged "fact." I was told not to wash my hair whilst on my period. I told that person it was a load of rubbish.

3points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

what on earth were you told would happen???

1point

Charity Angel 2 years ago

A female body isn't normal during a period? It's not just a normal function of a female body?

2points

Amelia Jade 2 years ago

People are really confused as to how things get into the bloodstream.

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Absolute nonsense!

1point

Pie 2 years ago

I've been trying really really hard and I'm sorry to report, still no blue period.

0points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Shame on BabyCenter…

0points

#42

Meirl

Final score:

35points

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Monday 2 years ago

At least he found it?

27points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

The docs probably had a field day talking about this in the break room. I would like to have been there 😂

9points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Yes, him but also her, c'mon. Had she never touched herself down there, not even to wash the area? How could she not have felt the "lump" before?

2points

Xray0976 2 years ago

One of us finally found it!!!!!

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

Poor uninformed guy

2points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Wrong type of “concern”…

1point

Edward Teague 2 years ago

Poor dumb bastard... I mean at least he's trying, and cares enough to be concerned about something he didn't know about...and I hope he was educated in what to do

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

I hope the doctor just slapped him

0points

becck 2 years ago

Or gave him proper sex ed

2points

#43

“Your Womb Records Your Sex Life”

Final score:

34points

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Cara 2 years ago

It saddens me that other women are promoting rubbish like this.

77points

Yaz Cam 2 years ago

Pretty sure it’s a man behind that profile. Majority of the time it is

4points

Stephanie Barr 2 years ago

Yes but a woman calling herself "celestial celery stalk" - I'd be wondering about my own intelligence/sanity if I took those comments seriously given the source.

3points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

Some women are so desperate to be one of the” good ones” that they’ll happily promote misogyny. It sucks

2points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

Ngl I laughed so hard, i spit out coffee at the your womb recording device. I didnt notice a woman wrote it until i read your comment. Thats some uneducated guy sh!t there lol

1point

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

So says Celestial Celery Stalk, a person just as tasteless, negative calorie, full of water, and non-nutritious as real celery, only a lot more stupid and delusional. Celery, at least, is smart enough to have no delusions of being anything but celery.

6points

Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

I never had sex yet. I have cramps from hell. What does that mean?!

5points

Just_for_this 2 years ago

You were a sinner in your past life, your name was Leda and Hera is punishing you for having it off with Zeus in the form of a Swan.

8points

Altea 2 years ago

I mean... she calls herself "celestial celery stalk".

5points

Lori Rommel 2 years ago

Yeah, that user name got me.

3points

Hannah M 2 years ago

Tell that to my eleven year old virginal self rolling on the floor with cramps

3points

von Funnyname 2 years ago

Y'all use solid state hard drives, or is that stored in the cloud somewhere?

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

I'm curious where this woman, and everyone else, is getting such misinformation. In this day and age, everyone should be more informed regarding both sexes anatomy. People spreading idiotic myths, old wives tales, and information online that is just wrong is why others believe it! It was on the web, so it must be true! No, you j@cka$$! 3/4 of it is made up, misrepresented and just plain wrong! Do some research and educate yourself. Otherwise you simply look like an uneducated, ignorant twit. Seriously! Man, I hate people being stupid cause they're too lazy to look something up. 😒 it's very sad.

2points

XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago

So my vagina has TiVo? 🤔

2points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

I hadn't realised that. Could come in handy. Do you suppose it'll play direct to the brain, rather than having to stream to a TV?

1point

Tammy 2 years ago

Fibroids are apparently a myth.

1point

Gia SDP 2 years ago

"dis-eases"

1point

#44

Skill Issue, Git Gud

Final score:

34points

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Wheely 2 years ago

Tell us you've never satisfied a woman without telling us you've never satisfied a woman.

73points

SadieCat17 2 years ago

"Women don't deserve to orgasm during sex, if you want stuff like that, go sleep with women. Wait no why don't you want to sleep with me?"

20points

LillieMean 2 years ago

So you don't know how to satisfy a woman And you're not ready to learn the basics and that's why you're extra salty when a piece of electronics knows the job better.

16points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

TIL a new term "female pleasurists".

15points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

I'm joining that club. Sign me up.

9points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

Okay, but can somebody tell me what hit the Tate brothers in the head? Were they just born evil, or do they have a trauma from some woman/women in their life, were they deprived of oxygen at birth so that their brains shriveled, or just WHAT?

6points

ajy himst 2 years ago

The father was very abusive

4points

Anna Losonczy 2 years ago

Imagine that you are jealous of a s.x toy. :D How ridiculous is this.

5points

Budcot 2 years ago

Does he not want women to want to sleep with him? Should they just endure it and be "grateful" for... something? I'm pretty sure this is a minority of men who subscribe to the ridiculous alpha c**p. Most men would feel c**p about themselves if their partner didn't have fun.

4points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

Glad you feel it is a minority. Most of the men that I know...Yeah, better not to say.

2points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

if I have bad sex and don’t orgasm I should be grateful for what, exactly?

3points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Having been blessed with his attention and... now, what was that Legally Blonde phrase... his "emission"

1point

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

And this tweet was brought to you by guys who watch the Hub 24/7 and have unreal expectations lol

2points

Petra Schaap 2 years ago

female pleasurist? is that a thing?

1point

#45

Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Kid

Final score:

34points

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Cara 2 years ago

Sadly, no chance of this person’s brain improving.

51points

Yayheterogeneity 2 years ago

No need to change Cara! We like you the way you are!

2points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

What brain?

1point

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

Which brain?

0points

Budcot 2 years ago

What? I've been ripped off! Three babies and still autistic dammit!

10points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

Aww dämmit. Got a fetus inside me right now, what a time to find out that it won’t work! Think the stork accepts returns?

3points

becck 2 years ago

Your comment made me laugh, but as a fellow autistic, I hope that you know that your autism is a wonderful part of you, even if it causes a lot of struggles (I don’t mean to assume, I just know that it does in my case). You wouldn’t be you without it, and im quite sure that you are a delight.

1point

My O My 2 years ago

That's because you need an even number of children

0points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

As an actual wearer of actual rose-tinted glasses (specialist blue-light filter for migraines), wft is this guy talking about? Do I need to drop a sprog, or just take off my glasses to cure my ASD? /s

3points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

My brain did change with having a baby! It can hardly remember anything anymore...or is that sleep deprivation?

3points

Circular0rb 2 years ago

Ahh, my wife's brain has now changed twice

3points

Brenda 2 years ago

It is s seriously scary that they believe that. 😳

2points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

How much shrex will this guy have to have to fix his stupid?

1point

Midnightoil 2 years ago

There is never going to be enough to fix this one- or most of them on here!

0points

Kathy 4 months ago

Oh God. This level of stupidity is laughable.

0points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

You might want to put on some glasses and check your grammar, dear.

0points

#46

Apparently Women Spawn Like Frogs

Final score:

32points

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Mark Mark 2 years ago

There may be a good reason why you can't find a source for that mate.

64points

Gia SDP 2 years ago

Did not know this. TIL there are more idiots in this world than I realized.

7points

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

"some of the woman's eggs" and this is why we need proper sex ed y'all.

4points

Aileen Grist 2 years ago

What? Wilder and Wilder - not understanding women's bodies is one thing but - do they think that women eggs are lined up ready - where? Not even close.

4points

MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago

Yes, yes poor deluded boy. We are like salmon upstream

3points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

🫣🫣🫣 I'm mortified for them

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Nonsense. The sperm and any egg would die before he could do that

1point

Ariadne Toms 1 week ago

Ok….

0points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Because vaginas are just FILLED to the brim with eggs. All the time. Sometimes, they fall out onto the floor, and we have to CHASE them! Wiley little buggers!!! /s

0points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Now I'm imagining my many eggs (🤦‍♀️) sprinkled on the tip of the penis like some pearly caviar. What a lovely image. Also, who does that?

0points

#47

Idk What To Say About This

Final score:

31points

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Monday 2 years ago

Damn! I knew my ankle tattoo of all my abortions would come back to bite me!

44points

Midnightoil 2 years ago

I laughed too hard!!!

3points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

My wife has an ankle tattoo, which is just a long list of dates, one for each of her abortions. /s

1point

Kathy 4 months ago

🤣

0points

Chocolate llama 2 years ago

how to tell me you have a feet fetish without telling me you have a feet fetish

12points

Alro 2 years ago

Before you commit to a man, check his posts

9points

LillieMean 2 years ago

Oh my inner sweet summer child. I imagined that my squeaky-looking ankle was caused by injuries that occurred during dancing, which left it looking a bit funny. Fortunately, I know more now.

4points

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

Oh no, my cankles will give away that I'm such a whöre who slept with one woman!

2points

Bookworm Premium 2 years ago

I guess my hammer toes are a sign of my crooked soul?

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

I have no words for this 😕

1point

Dolevaal 1 year ago

Sooo I have a dirty soul after helping my mom in the garden barefoot but I can clean it again when I shower?

0points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

This stuff has to be made up.

0points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

I mean as a joke, i was too shocked to finish my sentence

1point

Gia SDP 2 years ago

I truly am astonished at how many ignorant d**kwads there are in this world. Clearly they never had sex ed in school. Or had a sister. Or any female family member. Or had a serious relationship with a woman, EVER.

0points

#48

Fell Over Laughing

Final score:

29points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

All the articles that say that about the g-spot talk about how it's part of the internal structure of the clit and not it's own thing. But these guys can't read past headlines ig.

23points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago

But the clit doesn't exist ...

0points

Craig Reynolds 1 month ago

If you can't find it on your own, maybe let her instruct you on what to do, or just let her take charge. If she is in charge and can't find it, maybe you are coming up short or thin, and should try your tongue instead.

0points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago (edited)

JEBUS! Just do a quick google search. Or, maybe LOOK down there (with your eyes open. Try it with the lights on, maybe?).

0points

#49

That “Little Period” Can Cause People To Not Walk And Be Nauseous 24/7

Final score:

28points

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Monday 2 years ago

No he's got a point! His struggle is much harder, living with a non-functioning brain and all.

64points

microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago

nah jellyfish can do it, so he can too. he just being whiny about it

9points

Budcot 2 years ago

Yes, totally not a struggle for women to avoid being abuse and assault victims. It's all our fault

6points

Brenda 2 years ago

Little period!?! You'd never make it through a bad cycle! Cramps so bad you can't walk, even end up in the ER. Bloating so bad NONE of your regular pants fit. Migraines that completely debilitate you. That's just for starters. Blood flow so heavy you actually pass out. (I did this twice my senior year). Do some basic research before espousing this drivel!

5points

kansasmagic 2 years ago

Obvious solution: men need more love, attention, and support.

2points

Shine Chisholm 2 years ago

From other men!

3points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Only struggle? How about equal pay? Personal credit? Respect from… everyone? Choice regarding their bodies? That’s a SHORT pull from a very LONG list. Do you actually know a woman? I mean, have you MET one? WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK, people?!?

1point

Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago

Ever heard of a little something called childbirth??

0points

#50

I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

Final score:

28points

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L.V 2 years ago

Yes, when I fart my butt check raises elegantly

11points

Kathy 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

I suspect this “man” is in middle school (about 12-13 yrs)

6points

Monday 2 years ago

Nah man they teach us that in woman school after we hit 16.

6points

Wise Turtle 2 years ago

Wait- how does one shake their head in a “womanly” manner? What makes it “womanly”? I’m now curious on what this guy thinks is a womanly head shake

5points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

If I had to justify this idiocy at all, I suspect OP may be picturing a small child with the very pronounced shaking they do. The one where it looks like they should be doing damage to their spine, it's that violent. But this is a child/adult change, rather than sex or gender related.

2points

Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago

Maybe unpopular, but at least he's asking and not assuming? Agreeing with Delta that this might be a young guy

3points

Budcot 2 years ago

Is he trying to justify wanting to be too close to girls who have only just started their periods?

3points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

Totally true, i fart flowers and poop rainbows

2points

RandomPanda 2 years ago

Yeah, totally... I stopped being able to poop after I got my period bc as we all know, women don't poop

1point

IDGAFabtUrFeelings 2 years ago

I don't know if it is the dumbest given the examples we have been provided before it...and it depresses me

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Seriously!?! It's a hormonal change, not freaking surgery!

1point

#51

What.. How... Why

Final score:

27points

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Mark Mark 2 years ago

"I have permanent neurological damage." Yeah you ain't wrong there.

31points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Probably from inhaling “vaginal acids” and stuff. And chemtrails. And tampon coconut water. That’s gonna be the name of my new reggae Island Boys tribute band: Tampon Coconut Water.

4points

Yoyo 2 years ago

L'acid by Vagina

9points

Lauora 2 years ago

I wish I had more upvotes for this. Made me 😂

1point

Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago

Obviously you have brain damage but I don't think it's from chem trails

3points

Xray0976 2 years ago

I dont think the chem trials are to blame here

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

What the heck!?!

1point

Tammy 2 years ago

I'm saving my vaginal acid to take at a Phish concert.

1point

KB 2 years ago

I can fully believe that that person has permanent neurological damage

1point

Rainbow Butterfly 🦋 2 years ago

Please don't wear a tampon unless you are on your period!

0points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

Vaginal Acid? Did @sadiecat17 get some upgrades? lol /s

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Vaginal Acid is my new band name! Thanks, moron.

-1point

#52

Apparently The Sperm Makes Choices

Final score:

25points

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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

Isn't there just the one egg most of the time?

40points

CanadianDimes 2 years ago

Yes

13points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Most of the time, yes. But I’m sure you’ve heard of twins or triplets? In the case of IVF (like the octomom), many eggs can be implanted. However, it’s usually one egg, many sperm, not the other way around.

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

YES

0points

Altea 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Metaniel 2 years ago

So he's the blank one? 🤔

9points

Brenda 2 years ago

Only 1 egg. Many, many sperm

5points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

And "total moron" wash the final choice.

4points

Gary 2 years ago

May I ask what a lawer is?

4points

Yoyo 2 years ago

Or a firefightrer

2points

kansasmagic 2 years ago

I'm guessing that you aren't from the scientist egg.

3points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

So many choices and he became an idiot....

3points

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

Clown?

1point

Just_for_this 2 years ago

So... he picked the blank one?

1point

Mark Mark 2 years ago

Let's hope he didn't become a lawer.

1point

#53

Women Just Constantly Pee Themselves Now I Guess

Final score:

24points

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Jason 2 years ago

I mean after having kids it can become a problem sometimes. Totally not meant negatively, just not fair to joke about if women are actually experiencing issues

50points

Brenda 2 years ago

Not until we get older. Something YOU also can look forward to in your later years 😊

9points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

This could be true to some extent, especially after childbirth. Age also affects certain muscles.

9points

Circular0rb 2 years ago

Yes, my wife confirms this, she pees herself all the time /s

7points

StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago (edited)

Before kids, never peed myself. After two kids back in the day, didn't pee myself. In my 60s, I've never peed myself (so far). A weak bladder hasn't a specific gender. 🙄🙄

2points

TheAnimalGoddess 2 years ago

Urinating from a sneeze is definitely involuntary...

0points

#54

Official Art

Final score:

23points

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Monday 2 years ago

You know.....I never noticed that despite having used this skin more times than I care to count.

11points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

What’s so weird about a shoulder neck? /s

2points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

We'll just skip the part where her head is as big as her pelvis and ribcage then.

6points

Brenda 2 years ago

Huh?

2points

#55

Til Thigh Gap= Not "Virg3n"

Final score:

23points

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Monday 2 years ago

....Why is this guy analyzing a drawing of a fictional person to ascertain virginity?

49points

Jason 2 years ago

That's the only women they have ever seen

27points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

He's got nothing better to do than spread incel nonsense

1point

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

My thought exactly. Im an anime fan too but I have never thought of this or anything remotely close to it

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Makes more sense when you say it in a Russian accent. Not the information, that’s infant level stupid. I meant the incredibly s****y writing.

0points

Rostit . 2 years ago

I'm sure this guy knows all about being a virgin

5points

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

And Arlecchino gets more pussy than this dude ever would.

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

Kids were and adults who regularly ride horses get this gap. Gymnasts get it. Most athletes get it. Try again.

1point

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Meh, I don't think so. It's more genetic than anything. It's the way your hip bones are, really.

0points

Kathy 4 months ago

When I was as skinny as a rail my thighs didn't touch. I hated being that thin, and I was so happy when my metabolism slowed down and I started to put on weight.

0points

Cheeky chicken 2 years ago

Pmsl, we used to do this to check if older girls were lying about having sex...in 1990 when we were12 yrs old. Then about a week later we all moved on to the next silly thing kids believe cos we all realised how stupid it was. Can't believe this is still doing the rounds it's hilarious x

0points

My O My 2 years ago

Whoa! So my weight gain makes me a virgin?

0points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Not only does this guy need a biology class.....he needs an English class too

0points

#56

It “Rings The Eggs Down”

Final score:

23points

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Ani 2 years ago

If I sleep with a pad under my pillow, does the period fairy come???? Lols

47points

Lauora 2 years ago

If she does, shoot the little bugger!!!!

3points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Yup. About once a month.

1point

Kathy 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Brenda 2 years ago

Your body normally only releases one egg from one ovary each month. The next month, the other ovary releases an egg. It's called ovulation - look it up. Nothing listed will start your menstrual cycle. It happens when your body is ready and not before. Having a severe estrogen deficiency all my life, I'm pretty informed about this stuff.

6points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

It rings all the eggs down my girl I'm not a xenopus

6points

Iliana Arnold 1 year ago

I'm a girl and I dread the day my period will come, people want it to start?

1point

Tammy 2 years ago

Did she swallow her ovaries and fallopian tubes?

1point

#57

“Watching Too Much P**n Warped My Reality” Starter Pack

Final score:

23points

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Brenda 2 years ago

Such idiots to believe that 🙄

7points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

So… I shouldn’t take the pizza delivery guy job?

1point

Niki A 2 years ago

I mean.... I'd like to think sex was a workout lol.

2points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

It burns quite a lot of calories

2points

#58

Because Women Over 30 Are Supposed To Look Like Prince Philip?

Final score:

22points

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Cara 2 years ago

I’m up to post 30 and don’t know if my blood pressure can take any more of this thread…

44points

OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago

Caleb's a comedian and his post is a sarcastic response to the Daily Loud post which implies surprised that a woman could "still" look great at the geriatric age of 35. So he's not the bad guy here.

11points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago (edited)

Yes. This whole thread has taken away my respect for my fellow men, and instilled a new level of fear for my daughters. And also, now I can’t see the color purple.

1point

Poison Ivy/Boo 2 years ago

Same, Cara.....same!

1point

Wheely 2 years ago

Just keep reminding yourself that these idiots are in the minority (hopefully).

1point

Susie Elle 2 years ago

I wish calebsaysthings wouldn't.

3points

Brenda 2 years ago

I've seen women in their 50s, 60s and 70's who incredible. This isn't news

2points

green penguin (she/they) <333 2 years ago

caleb you are an idiot

1point

Jennifer Johnson 1 year ago

on a completely different note, I still love Hillary Duff! watched all episodes of Lizzy mcGuire

0points

Teutonic Disaster 2 years ago

Caleb's right about one thing, tho. He does indeed "say things". Very, very stupid things.

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

this person’s comment reads like deliberate satire… I hope

0points

microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago

i hope thats satire

0points

V33 Namkrow 2 years ago

God face palmed at each post.....

0points

#59

Wrong, Periods Get Synched With The Moon!

Final score:

22points

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Brenda 2 years ago

This is false. It's been proven to be false.

11points

ScarletRos 2 years ago

Yes I’ve heard that it’s just coincidence.

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

surround yourself only with people who have excellent bowel movements

2points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

But I hope the bowel movements won't synchronize otherwise hello, occupied bathroom when you need to use the toilet!

0points

#60

Hernias Are When Balls

Final score:

22points

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Charity Angel 2 years ago

That one specific kind? Very unlikely but not impossible. But they happen elsewhere in the body too

4points

Gia SDP 2 years ago

I'm here to refute that fact. And yes I'm a biological woman with no balls.

4points

Brenda 2 years ago

Your a complete nutter. ANYONE can get a hernis. Look up the definition

3points

A girl 2 years ago

With all the legitimate medical information available, mayo clinic for example, someone thinks this?

2points

TheAnimalGoddess 2 years ago

I have a sliding hiatal hernia - does that mean I have balls that I don't know about? /S

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

“Don’t have balls” What do you mean? My wife has had my balls in her purse for 45 years! They’re very safe in there!!!

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

My rating here at BP is dropping because I am forced to make negative responses to some of this drivel we see here. F**k! Why are some humans just so sub-human?

-1point

#61

Huh, If Only I'd Known Sooner

Final score:

22points

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

Oh god not with the hip dips again. What's next, 'knee folds'? 'Elbow skin'? 'Ankle creases'? Stop making women feel insecure about their bones and muscles, for chrissake.

35points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

I gotta be honest here… What the hell are “hip dips”? If you wanna explain something more useful, how about “Why are ball sacks so wrinkled?” Nasty piece of work, ball sacks. Also, women are perfect! Leave them alone!!!

3points

microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago

hip dips for the win lol not allo but i think hip dips are cute

2points

§• Råinbow Påndå •§ 2 years ago

I found out recently that I have hip dips and I see no problem with them. Like, if somebody says ‘ Oh you have hip dips? Thats so weird!’ Ima be like why the hell are you looking there??

1point

Niki A 2 years ago

Then how the actual f**k did I get back dimples?!

0points

#62

This Just Seems Incredibly Painful. No Hecking Thanks. And Yes, This Was An Actual Ad I Saw On Pinterest

Final score:

21points

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Patrick Linnen 2 years ago

Do you think they'd buy applying Tiger Balm to jock straps as a 'Manliness' aid?

13points

Reviewer UK01 2 years ago

I once had a packet of menthol impregnated tissues for stuffy noses. Then I forgot they were special and went into a loo with no paper. I can personally confirm from experience that you do not want this stuff there. Ow.

7points

Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago

Oh god my lady-parts just cringed in fear.

4points

Donkey boi 2 years ago

I'm a guy and I'M squirming at this!

3points

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

I feel dumb but I don't get it. Can anyone explain?

2points

Jude Corrigan 2 years ago

It is trying to tell women to put Vick vaporub in their underwear.

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

What? As like, a punishment?!? HOLY FLAMIN’ VA-JAY-JAY!!!

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Are they crazy!?! 😳😲😮

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

only if you want to really, really irritate your urethra

1point

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

Do you guys know the real reason Lysol was invented? Ouch.

1point

Xray0976 2 years ago

It's the only way some guys can get their wives wet

0points

#63

Til All Thin/Small Girls With Smaller Breasts Are Not Good For Having Kids

Final score:

21points

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Mark Mark 2 years ago

Again, slightly rooted in truth although a long time ago. Centuries ago thicker women were seen as better choices for motherhood as it showed they had a decent lifestyle and could afford to feed and take care of a baby, plus skinnier women were at more risk of dying during childbirth.

21points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

It's the opposite actually, overweight women have more fertility issues and a higher chance of PCOS. Getting pregnant while overweight is a serious issue in our modern society, while underweight women have always had babies throughout the history of humanity. Even extremely emaciated women can give enough milk to their babies (search for the very disturbing story of concentration camp inmates nursing their babies)

3points

Xray0976 2 years ago

I mean...I just like big boobs but thats not because I think they're better for reproduction lol

0points

Brenda 2 years ago

🤔

0points

#64

A Vagina Bones

Final score:

21points

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Yoyo 2 years ago

In Sweden we actually (jokingly) call it the "c**k v" because it's pointing at your penis.

6points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Mine is kind of a c**k “O”, and my penis is somewhere at the bottom.

0points

Sky Render 2 years ago

Breaking news: "hips" renamed to "vagina bones" so 12-year-old boys don't have to learn basic anatomy!

4points

Bookworm Premium 2 years ago

The normal condition in mammals is for the male to have a genital bone. Humans are one of the few that don't.

1point

MicrowaveGoddess 2 years ago (edited)

I didn’t know I was supposed to have a bony vagina, I guess I’m a biological male /s

1point

Xray0976 2 years ago

Vagina bones!?!? Lmfao

0points

cartoon ghosts 2 years ago

Okay okay okay but link has a super similar body shape to me so I'm just gonna say he's trans

0points

becck 2 years ago

tbh it’s basically canon

0points

Zakaar Bovus 2 years ago

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#65

Trust Me, I'm A Gynecologist

Final score:

20points

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Brenda 2 years ago

Funnily enough, my BFF got married at 40 & had a child ar 42. Go back to school!

7points

Show thyself 2 years ago

According to my birthcertificate I'm 37. Did life forget me 7 years ago? Where's my Menopause? Do I need to consult my gyn about this?

2points

Amelia Jade 2 years ago

I'm in my late 40s. In my early 40s I had a to see a hormone doctor due to auto-immune disease. There are a few hormones tests that can give an indication into how fertile someone might be. My doc said she hoped my husband and I were still being careful because based on my numbers I was still extremely fertile. She was surprised by numbers for my age. So... I'm now in my late 40s, have no idea what my numbers look like now but my monthly visitor is still going strong, and don't seem to be close to menopause. I went in with some complaints in my mid 40s and asked that doc if maybe it was perimenopause. Her answer was it was possible, but "40s is still young..." so she didnt think it was likely. Also, I had my third kids at 31. This person is severely uninformed and definitely not a gyno.

2points

Niki A 2 years ago

I am 37 and am nowhere near menopause and literally just had a baby in April. I had a miscarriage the previous January and was pregnant again by July. Tell me how my fertility is c**p.

2points

becck 2 years ago

Congrats on your baby!!! My condolences on the miscarriage, however. Sending love to you and your little one 💕

1point

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago

Menopause at 30? If only!

1point

Gia SDP 2 years ago

Guess I was a late bloomer...didn't hit menopause until 50!

1point

H.J. King 2 years ago

Benn going through it for 10 years. I'm 46.

0points

Lea S. 2 weeks ago

This is objectively wrong. Hitting menopause generally (with exceptions on both ends) happens between 40 and 60. The most common age being 51. I don't care how many degrees Sophia Omar has - women these days aren't hitting menopause at 30.

0points

Craig Reynolds 1 month ago

If you can't spell gynecologist*, maybe you need another career...

0points

Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago

My mom gave birth to her tenth child at age 43.

0points

#66

Saw This On A Conservative Group

Final score:

20points

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Roger9er 2 years ago (edited)

Admit it, making a political statement from a female genital organ is quite an achievement.

8points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Not really. Politicians have been making political statements out of their a******s for my whole life (male and female, just to clarify)!!!

2points

Tammy 2 years ago

That isn't conservatism, I'm pretty sure that is a confederate flag. So, that's just a group of losers.

4points

Brenda 2 years ago (edited)

🙄

3points

#67

This Reads Like Satire

Final score:

20points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

Why does sex hurt? Because your vagina is raw from all the garlic and vinegar you're shoving inside it.

65points

Cara 2 years ago

Does the why does sex hurt article tell you it’s because you’ve been using your vagina as a pantry?

14points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

Don't interfere with the balance in your vagina. If there's a problem, see your doctor!

8points

Detroit Citizen 2 years ago

Ah yes, garlic and vinegar. Thats the smell Im looking for /s

6points

BetterBitterButter 2 years ago

It burns and hurts to read this!

6points

Brenda 2 years ago

That sh!t will cause infections if inserted, you twit!

5points

Show thyself 2 years ago

My vagina just cramped itself close in fear and sympathy-ache. >_<

4points

Amanda Rose 2 years ago

Your local ER physician would like a word with you.

4points

cogadh 2 years ago

Vagina marinade. Yeah, that's what you need.

2points

Debby Keir 2 years ago

Bloomin vegan recipes again....

1point

#68

It’s Unhealthy For Women To Have 6 Packs

Final score:

20points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

I'm more concerned about that skin tone... cancer anyone?

48points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

I’m hoping it’s a lot of spray tan

6points

Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago

Uh, yeah. Unless it's fake tan 😂

2points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

The girl has an 8 pack! I am impressed!!!

1point

Magnion 2 years ago

That’s what I was thinking too

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Well it’s an 8-pack so I think she’ll be fine

4points

Zelda McLink 2 years ago

I heard Kylo Ren had an 8 pack. I heard he was shredded.

4points

AC 2 months ago

6 packs on women look good but all body types look good. No one should want anyone based on just looks cos we all lose our looks eventually. Unless you're rich and 90% surgically enhanced

0points

#69

This Is What Happens When You Have Ai "Design" Your Book Cover

Final score:

19points

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Xray0976 2 years ago

I think she's a yoga guru...the final yoga boss

2points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Her name is Willard? Hmmm…

0points

Rostit . 2 years ago

Ai generated?

0points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Nope, male generated

0points

#70

Stay Active Ladies

Final score:

19points

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CanadianDimes 2 years ago

So, wait, does that mean my uterus will stop working after 3 months and I won't get my period?

26points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

No. This guy didn’t use his brain for 3 months, so his brain atrophied. Then he wrote this little gem.

0points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

If only!

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

One might hope.

-1point

Alex Luiz 2 years ago

Ah,so remaining a virgin until marriage does not affect the nervous system,stress,or hormones but once that ship has sailed regular sex is necessary to keep someone healthy?right. Got it.

9points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Yeah, the V card is all important. You need the periods and stuff to prove you're fertile and therefore desirable to men. But once that's gone, it's all downhill.

1point

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

So if a woman has a lot of sex, she's a whore. But if she doesn't have enough sex, everything atrophies. Women, please make sure you are having the exact right amount of sex. It's important.....apparently.

6points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Star Wars lore is more realistically grounded than whatever this is

4points

Brenda 2 years ago

Hubby and I didn't have sex for over 5 years (because of medications). Recently those meds changed. We're now enjoying an active sex life again, even at our age! (57 & 60!)

3points

becck 2 years ago

I’m happy for you! Sex life can be way too complex with meds in the mix, I know it all too well. I’ve been entirely uninterested in it for almost a year now due to meds. Glad you’ve found what works for you :)

1point

Cara 2 years ago

Whaaaat?

1point

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

I was listening to a podcast where a scientist had to answer about this question because it seemed to be so common on tic tok. Studies have shown that yes, parts of the sex organs can atrophy with prolonged periods of no sexual activity. The part affected is the clitoris, because it is the stimulation that keeps it active. This doesn't mean if you don't stimulate it stops working completely or dies, it just means it might take a bit longer to stimulate it enough to reach orgasm the next time you do have sex. So, the scientist said women might want to give it a bit of attention between sexual partners, or alongside ones who are not stimulating the clitoris enough.

0points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Apparently? I feel you don't have the necessary tools to complete this job of bullshitting people.

-1point

#71

He’s Right That Breasts Change Throughout A Woman’s Life, But A “Rounding” Stage That Only Occurs Within 2 Years At A Specific Age?

Final score:

19points

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KB 2 years ago

Mine are currently in the hexagonal stage

28points

Rostit . 2 years ago

Get back to me when they hit full on decahedron. Fap

3points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

After breastfeeding all our children, my wife’s breasts are firmly (pun intended) in the trapezoid stage, heading for the tesseract stage. She shot right past the parallelogram stage.

2points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

I never thought to use breasts to pass a geometry course. Thanks.

1point

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Mine are in the "water balloons but only half filled" stage since I was 14, pretty much.

1point

Supertransistor 1 year ago

I'm trans, mine are in the "denial" stage

0points

RandomPanda 2 years ago (edited)

mine are still squares

0points

Tammy 2 years ago

My breasts are a Möbius strip.

4points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

*complete* malarkey. why do men make up so much utter garbage about women’s bodies? we absolutely do not go around opining on when men’s balls go through a “rounding” stage.

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

Oh, for crying out loud! Seriously?

1point

A girl 2 years ago

Interesting theory. My straight from the start breasts (or the girls, boobies is a juvenile expression) have been fuller when I've weighed more but they never changed their fundamental shape. You need surgery to change shape. I'm so glad I only see this madness on BP. Sorry for the rant.

1point

AC 2 months ago

I've seen some the shape of a W

0points

Gia SDP 2 years ago

This is freaking hilarious.

0points

Rostit . 2 years ago

If Reddit vanished tomorrow I wonder how much dumb s**t would not be passed as fact?

0points

#72

Found In The Nsfw Wilds

Final score:

19points

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Mark Mark 2 years ago

This guy took the whole "I like short girls because they make me feel bigger" and ran with it. Sadly he ran in the wrong direction but we all make mistakes.

33points

MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago

I think he ran in the wrong direction and into a wall

4points

Lea S. 2 weeks ago

Another lie that I've personally refuted. These are so dumb.

0points

Xray0976 2 years ago

Try telling Brad Williams that, lol

0points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Uhm, has nobody heard of the L rule? Not saying it's true but it's a pretty common belief.

-2points

#73

Hot Gem From My Twitter Feed

Final score:

18points

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Yoyo 2 years ago

Bwahaha, please don't meet that dude again!

13points

10 upvotes 2 years ago

It actually took me a second

1point

SirWriteALot 2 years ago

So a vasectomy prevents you from spreading corona. cool!

4points

Xray0976 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

Ok, funny missunderstanding because the guy can't read

0points

#74

A Guide On How To Spot A Woman With A High Body Count

Final score:

18points

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LillieMean 2 years ago

Body count? I will never reveal where I buried them.

23points

Kathy 4 months ago

I buried most of mine in the back yard, but the coyotes kept digging them up, so I had to move them to the desert.

0points

Laura Lou 2 years ago

Ahhh it's so annoying how men want large breasts on a woman, but sagging breasts? Disgusting! Dude there's a thing called gravity...

8points

Rainbow Butterfly 🦋 2 years ago

Wait- I got stretch marks when I was 12

2points

Java Addict 2 years ago

This guy is on a lot of these lists. He's a parody account, right? Please tell me he's a parody account.

1point

AC 2 months ago

The only reason I would care about body counts is if they were Bonnie Blue level and that b!tch is disgusting. All these men complain about women's body counts but watch women like her do everything they do for money!

0points

#75

He Might Get Cooties

Final score:

18points

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Yoyo 2 years ago

I'd do whatever it takes to not touch this man.

29points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

I would, with a sword, through the head

1point

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

I hate how often my husband gets a hand shake but I get waved at like an infant. This is *so* common but no one ever says the quiet part out loud.

3points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Because no woman in the history of the world ever carried a sword. /s

2points

Kim Steffen 2 years ago

Going back much farther in history, it was to show that you didn't have a rock in your hand.

2points

Jude Corrigan 2 years ago

How arrogant to assume a woman's sword hand would be empty when meeting you.

1point

Magnion 2 years ago

The way he talks about women he might want to make sure they don’t have a sword for him

1point

Anike 2 years ago

I really wish the 1,810 people who liked that tweet would meet people who would give them a high five in the face.

1point

Donkey boi 2 years ago

It's not accepted fact that that is the origin of the handshake. Given that you have 2 hands, it's possible to hold a weapon and shake hands at the same time. In fact, some of the earliest reliefs/carvings that depict handshaking, often show a weapon in the other hand. One of the leading explanations for the origin of the handshake is actually an early evolutionary trait used for scent transfer (kind of like how dogs sniff each others bottoms), replacing blatant sniffing on the person (which some cultures still do today). Next time you shake hands with someone, smell your hand, you'll notice an instinct/feeling towards the person.

1point

AC 2 months ago

No guesses why you wouldn't want to shake his slimy, sticky hand then

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

I mean, I do feel like shaking hands is patronising, but more for everyone. Or at least unnecessary.

0points

#76

This Is 100% How It Works

Final score:

18points

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ElvenFairy 2 years ago

So the claim would be you smell like what you eat...why do the Vegans smell like human babies?

24points

Jacky Newman 2 years ago

Also I didn't know that vegans eat diamonds & rings

6points

Rostit . 2 years ago

I wish fishing rods fell out more often

4points

Donkey boi 2 years ago

What do stars even smell like?

3points

Bookworm Premium 2 years ago

Taste the rainbow? Does veganism fill you with Skittles?

2points

#77

Expectations For Women Are Off The Charts

Final score:

17points

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Brenda 2 years ago

They wish!

3points

#78

On A Post Where Op’s Fiancé Admits To Previously Being A Sex Worker

Final score:

17points

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Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Is OP’s fiancé a penguin, or perhaps a swan?

11points

Pie 2 years ago

Literally a penguin. Penguins are known for trading objects of worth for smecks. Its actually really interesting.

0points

Brenda 2 years ago

What a lod of rubbish!

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

“Scientific Fact”?!? References, please!

0points

Althea Armwood 2 years ago

In other words, she didn't like him and dropped him

0points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Source?

0points

Niki A 2 years ago

Who came up with this idea?!?

0points

#79

"Women Are Only Horny When Ovulating"

Final score:

17points

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Rostit . 2 years ago

Dude added 1+1 and got potato.

17points

Brenda 2 years ago

Obviously this isn't a woman. We're smarter than that

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Do you know what math even is? Maybe he misspelled “meth”?

0points

Niki A 2 years ago

It's very obvious you failed math, and by quite the wide margin.

0points

#80

Not This Old Chestnut

Final score:

17points

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Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago

I have pair bonded with many Oreos and Cadbury bars

18points

Batwench Premium 2 years ago

It is also involved when eating chocolate (soure: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwia-uK4-oiAAxUVVKQEHWU5D9EQFnoECFoQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov%2Fpmc%2Farticles%2FPMC3575938%2F&usg=AOvVaw0vMOch8DY9DDmRGk6u4QUD&opi=89978449 plus many others.)

7points

Rostit . 2 years ago

Men who care about body counts are insecure and likely bad in bed. The only body count that matters is the one you two create together. Find your partner and get out there murderin'

5points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

The first bit is right, but it all goes downhill from there. What is this "pair bonding" thing that keeps popping up? And, since there seems to be a vast dearth of knowledge about the female body and education appears to be necessary, the last bit is correct too - oxytocin is also a labour hormone. It's why they say that having sex can trigger labour, because of the oxytocin. But the woman has to orgasm to get the full effect, and it doesn't always work.

2points

Kathy 4 months ago

Body count?

0points

#81

Claiming A Woman Has Face Piercings To "Stop Skin Sag"

Final score:

16points

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Annie Plamondon 2 years ago

Well well well - slither over here pal and meet my office stapler.

14points

JoTheLizard(she/they) 2 years ago

And my hot glue gun.

3points

Kathy 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

ADHD McChick 2 years ago

But...is it a red swingline? 😉

0points

Roger9er 2 years ago

Literally need to remove your acount to stop the stupidity.

2points

Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago

I've only pierced my nostrils and the way skin looses collagen as we age, they will not sag. The tip of my nose will tho 😂

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Geez! Some people will believe anything!

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

RIVETS!!! I have rivets!

0points

#82

Why

Final score:

16points

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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

Riding a horse, I felt free, so when I am RIDDING you, guess I might feel the same way.

13points

LillieMean 2 years ago

So do you like the saddle or are you like a mannequin, flat from the wrong place? Are you scared and mistake the stick for a snake and gallop into the field? So many questions.

4points

Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm 2 years ago

So she won't feel anything up there? Got it

4points

Donkey boi 2 years ago

You mean... feeling slapping on the a**e, but nothing inside?

3points

Upstaged75 2 years ago

As a rider I am SO tired of people thinking women "get off" when sitting on a horse. Trust me, there is absolutely nothing sexy about it.

2points

Supertransistor 1 year ago

Incels get weirdly creepy when talking about horses

0points

cartoon ghosts 2 years ago (edited)

Bouncy and vaguely uncomfortable and my legs hurt a bit afterwards? I'm also scared of horses if that applies

2points

Brenda 2 years ago

He wishes

1point

Susie Elle 2 years ago

Uhh ...

1point

#83

This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

Final score:

16points

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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Stephen King's masterpiece taught a lot of us male horror lovers how awful it might be to experience having your first period might be. Carrie's zealot mother made her feel guilty for being human and her peers chastised her. All in all a complete s**t show and they all deserved to die. Then they did.

10points

Supertransistor 1 year ago

When the comments are scarier than the movie

0points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

Would you like to buy some punctuation?

0points

#84

This Terrifies Me On A Visceral Level

Final score:

16points

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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣STOP

10points

Rostit . 2 years ago

Do not use these. There is a limit to reusable. I'm not remotely an expert but as far as I am aware the diva cup is the only safe reusable option.

4points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Something sterilisable if it is being inserted any quality cup, disc, or sponge. Cotton is fine for pads, but a reusable tampon sounds like a disaster. Even overlooking the hygiene issue, it can't expand to fit and lodge itself in place. It'll leak everywhere.

6points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Totally ordering these and I don't have a vagina. They look like fun cat toys.

2points

Xray0976 2 years ago

How are you supposed to....like how!?

2points

#85

Perfectly Logical!

Final score:

15points

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Mark Mark 2 years ago

I've got stretch marks, should I start looking for my allegedly adopted kid?

30points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

At least you won’t get trafficked…

1point

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

Hmm, I must have given birth without noticing according to my stretch marks - strange that we guys don't notice that happening at all and women always are in such pain...

4points

Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago

I've got stretch marks. No children. I don't want children either. Having a nephew is enough.

2points

Emmydearest 2 years ago

I got stretch marks at 13, I didn't even gain weight, it was just growth apparently. And men can have stretch marks too. It's literally in the name: skin that has been stretched a little to fast. Also, it's mostly genetic. A friend of mine had three pregnancies and not a stretch mark in sight. My cousin, also three pregnancies, she got huge stretch marks.

1point

Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

#86

I Thought Snakes Needed Air To Breathe? Also The Snake Wouldn’t Fit Into A Fallopian Tube

Final score:

15points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

Obviously fake, the appendix is on the right side /s

17points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

… and it’s a “scientific fact” that snakes HATE the taste of appendix’s. I just made that up… because this is beyond stupid.

4points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)

um, that looks like a male skeleton, so unless a vaginaplasty went horribly wrong, someone ate a snake whole, or put one up their bum

7points

Mimi M 2 years ago

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-snake-xray/

4points

Brenda 2 years ago

Jesus! This is obviously photo shopped.look at the neck. And she would have felt anything trying to enter her.

3points

#87

On A Video Of Zendaya Braless In A T-Shirt

Final score:

15points

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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago

I, on the other hand, very much enjoy frying eggs on my chest

8points

Coralinea 2 years ago

But..... Those were once your babies!!!

3points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

Based on previous statements coupled with this I believe you are a strange human being. Right on and carry on.

1point

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

At 63, my wife is sporting the “scrambled eggs” look.

0points

#88

This Alpha-Creep Is A Biohazard

Final score:

15points

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Delta Dawn 2 years ago

you wish, dude 💀

16points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Says the guy who clearly has yet to change the chemistry of ANY woman’s vaginal biome…

1point

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

F**k you.

0points

MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#89

Super Creepy Poem (?) Framed And Hung In My Hotel Bathroom (??)

Final score:

14points

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Bookworm Premium 2 years ago

Get a new hotel before you meet the guy who hung this up.

3points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

LEAVE! Don’t even check out, just leave!!!

1point

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

🤮

1point

Rostit . 2 years ago

Ewww.

0points

#90

Not Sure What Is Going On With The Boobs In This Ad

Final score:

14points

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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

I wanna see this on timelapse.

17points

microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago

i imagine it flapping about like a deflaing balloon 😂

5points

Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)

I’ve seen this ad on this website

6points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but any woman of any age can have any of those breast shapes, or any of several other shapes not depicted. Some women even have no breasts; they are still women.

5points

Brenda 2 years ago

They might droop as we get older, but they don't get smaller

3points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

The boobs shown here look like Disney characters…

1point

10 upvotes 2 years ago

I got this ad. MULTIPLE TIMES. IM 13.

0points

Silence Hill 2 years ago

If only. I've been stuck with these things since I was nine.

0points

#91

For Taut Boobies

Final score:

14points

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Space Invader 2 years ago

I actually read that very last line as "Stop Now". I wonder why...

5points

Laura Lou 2 years ago

Oh yeah I love a product calling breasts "boobies". Just say breasts.

2points

Java Addict 2 years ago

I've seen something like this at Walmart. Also butt polish.

1point

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Oh darn it, I'm allergic to kiwi. And I was looking for boob serum, too

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Lordy! 😆

0points

#92

It Is Physically Impossible To Menstruate After 45 Years Of Age

Final score:

14points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

God forbid you bring up the scary t word around them either

16points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

Taxes????

8points

cartoon ghosts 2 years ago

I'm gonna use that now thank u

3points

becck 2 years ago

Not to mention people with PCOS. It’s common for them to not experience periods.

2points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

Tennessee

1point

Always and Forever 2 years ago

What's the t word

1point

Upstaged75 2 years ago

LOL, I wish! I'm counting down the days until I'm done with all of this nonsense.

3points

Java Addict 2 years ago

I'm 49 and still have periods. I'm fine with it stopping any time now.

1point

Supertransistor 1 year ago

Dudes like that think women die at 30 or something

0points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

The bit I find funny here is that my mother had a full hysterectomy (uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries and cervix) at 45 - instant no periods, just as the second idiot says.

0points

#93

Sis Sex Education Has Failed You

Final score:

14points

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Donkey boi 2 years ago

Nope, fair play for coming clean and highlighting the importance of proper education and open dialogue on matter of the human body.

15points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

Did she never touch it? I mean, it’s a MAGIC button!!!

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Bad parenting not properly preparing her and explaining things

0points

#94

Can You Even Imagine Trying To Put In 3 Tampons At Once? (Post About Lifting Weights While Having Your Period)

Final score:

14points

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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

At least he admits it. Doesn't exactly seem like an AH, just ignorant.

27points

Rostit . 2 years ago

This one just sounds uninformed. Not a jerk

8points

Brenda 2 years ago

At least he's honest

5points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Tampons would be a bit of a wild card lifting, I reckon. I "delivered" a cup by doing something involving squatting (can't remember what, but it certainly wasn't weightlifting), and a cup has a heck of a lot more suction than a tampon does. Fortunately, the cup wasn't particularly full, but that was a *very* careful walk to the bathroom.

2points

#95

Found One In The Wild

Final score:

13points

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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago

🖕

16points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

🖕 🖕 Id like to herniate this ässholes neck and back, stuff him in a sports bra with weights on his chest, and tell him to “come on now.”

3points

Rainbow Butterfly 🦋 2 years ago

The equivalent to men walking around with boners?

1point

Brenda 2 years ago

Yes, you should wear appropriate clothing to work. That includes the correct under garments

1point

Ariadne Toms 1 week ago

Yeah….wear a bra to work is a reasonable request unless you’re a skimpy

0points

#96

Apparently Only Men Can Be Colourblind?

Final score:

13points

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Charity Angel 2 years ago

Those poor blind children - what did they do to deserve being coloured? Was it paint you used? Sharpies?

11points

Rinoboyrich 2 years ago

… colored… blind… children…

0points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

To address the thing here: It's more unusual for AFAB folks to be colourblind, but it can and does happen. The magic ingredients are: 1 colourblind father and 1 colourblind or carrier mother. The gene is carried on the X chromosome, and the colourblind mutation is recessive, so AFAB folks need two X chromosomes with the mutation, whereas AMAB folks only have on X, inherited from mom. It's more common in AMAB because they don't get the masking effect of a non-colourblind X that AFAB will have. You know, there's probably a really good explanation for this - it's after midnight, Ii's been a weird day, and this is currently #101 and I've pretty much lost the will to live from all the sheer idiocy in this collection.

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

It’s x-linked, for you genetics fans playing at home

1point

Debby Keir 2 years ago

Are their blind children coloured? Or do you colour (in) blind children. Makes just as much sense.

1point

#97

Under A Tiktok Of A Woman Who Had A Mastectomy To Lower Risk Of Breast Cancer Lmao

Final score:

13points

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setsuriseikou 2 years ago

Well at least they asked

11points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

For the purposes of education - breasts do have a role in hormone production, so it's not entirely outlandish. I can't find any official studies, but there are anecdotal reports of FtM or enby folk who have experienced changes after top surgery. I feel sure there would be further studies it's enough to stop periods though, as it would be happening to cis women too. (What am I saying - if there was a study, it'd be squirrelled away in some obscure journal since it focuses purely on the female body.)

2points

A girl 2 years ago

AAAAARRRGH!!!!!! I can't stop looking but OMFG

1point

kissmychakram 2 years ago

Oh ffs

1point

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

A lot of offence and ignorance. This whole post is starting to make me sick to the gills. Yet I keep on.

0points

#98

"Normal Female Anatomy In Virgins"

Final score:

12points

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Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)

It is possible he’s confusing “virgin” with “LITERAL CHILD”

6points

Mark Mark 2 years ago

His second sentence (in parentheses) is the main reason I have no respect for his religion.

3points

Yoyo 2 years ago

Christianity aint better, dude.

5points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

His religion isn't the problem 😂 his brain on the other hand....

3points

Rostit . 2 years ago

That's incredibly ignorant. Idiot catholics and every other religion have similar extremist sects. Using his stupid comment as validation for your bigotry is abhorrent. I expected better after your other comments but your just another ignorant vapid waste of space.

2points

Always and Forever 2 years ago

Islam has never encouraged stupidity.

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)

More to the point, his second sentence describes a girl or woman who has fully gone through puberty, regardless of “virginity”.

0points

Stephanie Barr 2 years ago

This looks like it came out of the book referenced earlier. And just as crazy here.

1point

Nano Iders 2 years ago

"Defloration" sounds creepy af.

1point

Rinso the Red 2 years ago

I've been with virgins and non-virgins. Personally, I prefer a woman that knows what she's doing. You can keep your 27 virgins, I'll take one naughty girl any day.

1point

Rostit . 2 years ago

Its 72 virgins but what they dont tell them is that the virgins are all from R/redpill.

1point

Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago

"Men have a natural built-in desire for virgins" - horrific (couldn't read past that but I expect the rest is some b.s)

1point

Rostit . 2 years ago

no man has that desire. A little boy maybe.

1point

Ariadne Toms 1 week ago

Defloration 🤣🤣

0points

KariAdoresHerKats 2 years ago

Vestibule ! Wow just wow

0points

#99

Guardian Chief Sports Writer: Cis Women Are Bad At Rugby Because They Didn't Evolve To Throw Spears

Final score:

10points

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Delta Dawn 2 years ago

better peripheral vision so we can scamper into the woods like Bambi when predators approach, I assume (I wish I was joking but I think that’s the actual “logic” here)

6points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

I do not disagree.

0points

#100

Will They Ever Learn?

Final score:

8points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

WT actual F? Enough of this for today, jeez.... Ewww

22points

Chris D'Asta 2 years ago

That is seriously f****d. I've made some dumb mix tapes in the past but this is just awful. All pandas must hate this person with all their energy right now.

2points

Nano Iders 2 years ago

This fits exactly for Jack The Ripper. Reddest of red flags.

1point

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

Allstar, wonderwall, the scientist, and all of Enya’s Watermark.

0points

#101

Let This Serve As A Reminder To All Women That The Size On Your Tag Doesn’t Determine Anything About You. Not Even Your Actual Size, Apparently

Final score:

7points

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SadieCat17 2 years ago

Those cuts of underwear are meant to be worn differently with different waistlines. The sizing is wack, but that's an overexaggerated example.

28points

Yoyo 2 years ago

Exactly. A thong is usually smaller.

1point

Pumpkinpi 2 years ago

I'm sorry, does this person not understand how underwear works?

2points

#102

The Sims Is Amazing

Final score:

0points

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Monday 2 years ago

This doesn't belong here, it's a game. Of course they're going to include a method to manipulate the sex of your sim's unborn child in a life simulation.

37points