30 Posts About Millennials That Have No Business Being This Funny

Never write the list down. This is important. A mental list means you can change it at will. A physical list means that you can see all the things you haven’t done because you got side tracked by squirrels and cat videos and then people are judging you. Or you feel like people are judging you. Or maybe you’re judging yourself. Just go watch more videos. It’s fine

Old Jewish saying: A bad pencil is better than the best memory.

Start small - make a grocery list so you won't get home and realize you forgot the one thing you really need.

no.

I wish I could hibernate all through January and February.

Wait for menopause, then see how much you hate the cold.

I hear that. I wanna be a beach bunny when I grow up. I hate the cold!

CHRISTMAS

Is getting sweaty and sunburned better?

Not true!.... I visit Bored Panda.....

This behavior is not parallel with a millennial generation.

As a kid I absolutely love documentaries 😭

no. who is this person and why is she so wrong?

Barnaby or documentary and I'm happy

I've always loved documentaries. You can learn so much. I was wrongly diagnosed with the histrionic disorder and called dramatic and theatrical. Couldn't quite understand what theatrical means. Found the answer in a doc about the start of Hitler's political career. Unfortunately, the man had talent.

About 6 months ago, my mate called from the karaoke at the White Swan while I was sat in my pyjamas. I got changed, went, started to regret my life choices in the Uber and hated my life even more when I later got in at 3 and couldn't get to sleep. I'm 39 by the way.

I would've done that when I was in my early to mid 20s.

Carrie dresses like a mental patient

Yup

Because supper is at 4 pm, making lunch around 1030 am.

Yup, because insomnia doesn’t just get better with age..

Nope. Since retirement, I sleep till noon.

and? this one person does not speak for all of us. she is clearly useless.

I was devastated, okay just gutted, the first time someone asked me if I had grandchildren too. Technically, possible (I was 41), but grandparents are always at least 70 in my mind…

😁😁😁😁😁

this never happened.

I would love this! Scrolling through real estate listings always means 56 thousand emails, sms from agents that I never contacted in the first place

What about Zillow or Trulia? I go on those sites all the time to see the absurdly expensive houses in the area where I work in Northern NJ.

Ok.... Someone more skilled than I needs to make this happen

pretty sure real estate agencies have apps; have you tried looking?

Oh boy does this sound familiar. Of course, I haven't been a teenager for over 40 years. I still occasionally think that the early 90's wasn't that long ago but also have to stop and realize "wait, that only happened 4 years ago? I thought it was longer ago".

If someone will look at me, they will think I'm much younger, I'm 40 look like someone in her 20s

They are all doing the same thing you are doing and wondering the same thing.

If you work a Mon-Fri 9-5 kind of job I could see how you’d be baffled by this, but my last job was Weds-Sunday, 5:00pm-1:00am. I was literally always going about my personal business while everyone else was at work 🥲

And the super high massive redneck trucks that tailgate you with their high beams on don't help the anxiety level either.

Was this article actually supposed to be titled The Samantha Whatever show? I hate thinking I’m getting an article from a cross section of people. Only to find out it’s an advertisement for 1 person. Samantha probably paid a lot to get this published.

My vision at night is scary terrible! If I forget my glasses I really can't drive at night. 38 btw.

And now I just try not to be on the streets after dark, which at this time of year (January) in the northern hemisphere means leaving work asap and racing home!

Weezy baby!

I miss my uggs and lululemon pants & lululemon hoodie combo lmao, that was like a high school staple in my town in 2008

Gentlemen, I strongly recommend not to follow this advice. Somehow my boss found it pretty strange I had a Bra on at work.....