“She Is Me”: 63 Funny Posts About What Being A Woman Is Really Like

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Aren't the meant to be removable for better washing or drying though?

Hang on... So there's a bra that's supposed to be used in an active environment and there's some sort of inner lining that isn't firmly attached? What sort of dumb idea is that?

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YES! I hate playing laundry roulette when they come out.

I had been wearing a shirt for some non-zero amount of time and a pad popped out. What the heck are you doing in there?

I see more and more women squeezing their bòobs when leaving the pool. Makes me giggle

challenge accepted!

and make clear if it is UK, US, EU, China, Russia, Marion Island or the Aleuten scale

Bug disposal, maybe

Exactly.

Yessss !

She has private chefs and still she goes cake shopping in Paris? Disgusting!

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Sounds like you don't need therapy.

A caramel macchiato on the rocks sounds more fun

Wish I had someone like that.

And then the chest pain causes anxiety because what if it's a heart attack and so on

Yes. We need to stop being so nice.

And always reply to that baby just as enthusiastically ... the pup too!

When asked to go somewhere, i always ask if there is parking

So true!

23yrs for me and Mrs Spidercat 👍🏻

This is very workplace dependent. I've worked in places where it was ok to have someone drop by, but mostly not. Current job is really the only one where someone dropping by doesn't make the day harder.

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"If at first you don't succeed, give up."

definitely the government

Everyone should have a work-friend like that. CEOs should fear you.

Also handbag, toilet bag, and work ibuprofen

Ex had to ask me to not wear my old Army t shirts to bed.

Cough cough "yeah I think I'm coming down with something" We call this the prep stage...

True

Lol

"USE MEEEEEEEEEEE"

It's not random though the car fits the situation. One gets better milage the other one is better in the snow and has more storage. Where are you going, what are you bringing? That's how you decide cars, if you both own them.

Wait till you hit the menopause lol

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Never heard of a Frozen Margarita? Alcohol in slushies has been around for a lot longer that you have.

I feel seen

Yes, but I'm 54 😭

Seems reasonable

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Why would you think that guys wouldn't also 'get it'? I've done this myself, although I usually prefer to suck the conditioner back into the bottle if at all possible. My hair's too long to wash with one hand.

Bubbles noooo :(

Depends, are you a dog?

Having 4 kids AND an ex husband doesn't sound that appealing...

Thank you for your service mam...

I have one of those mothers

This is at least half of the people I graduated high school with.

"Magentaaa"

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The USA that’s who !!

I'm guessing much more like a 6 or 7. No one actually claims they're a 10 and is right about it.

works both ways

"And I look like this"

Miss Piggy and Kermit. Obvs...

Certainly not. I only wash my hair twice a week, and hardly ever wash my shins.

Same with your kids. lol

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I read that as twerking and the mental picture of someone doing that non-stop for a week just broke my brain a little.