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What does it mean to be a woman? No matter how many women you ask that question, you'll probably never get the same answer. For example, according to TIME's 2014 survey about what success is to women, the most popular answers were related to career, motherhood, and spirituality.
Do women find different things funny than men? Perhaps, but let's test that theory with the posts from the "Bored" Instagram page that are geared toward women. 2.3 million users flock to the page to laugh at "all things girly," as the page's bio describes. That many people can't have poor taste, can they?
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Howl's sleeping castle 15 hours ago
Oh no no..my husband calls me for that.
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tw 72 10 hours ago (edited)
Topic adjacent: I read a great response to a Dear Abby (or whoever) question. A mother was wondering how she could convince her son to stop being gay because it was embarrassing, and his sexua! preference was simply a choice he could make. The responder's answer was something like: "Easy. Show him how easily he can choose. To do that, you go live as a gay person for a year and then simply switch back to hetero." The mother said she couldn't do that because she wasn't gay. Duh. (I suspect the brilliance of the responder's comment was lost on the mother.)
Crystalwitch60 14 hours ago
Where as all of us sensible women open our own jars even with arthritic hands in my case, you simply gently tap the lid on a work surface all the way around ,it breaks the air lock tha5 makes it hard to open, then twist bingo easy as ! works every single time , I was taught this over 50 yrs ago lol as an 8 yr old ,never had to ask for help since !
Rick Murray 7 hours ago
🤷 Mowing grass, maybe? Spending an entire day to make four sausages on a barbecue? Going shopping and getting something similar-but-not-remotely-like what you asked for? Assembling flatpack furniture using percussive maintenance (which means it looks good but don't dare put anything on it)? Complaining about how the dishwasher is loaded incorrectly while A, never ever loading it himself and B, utterly failing to apply the same principles to the washing machine?
Annette Sell 6 hours ago
I mow my own lawn, but my husband is better at dishes. You just need to find the correct person to be with
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Deborah B 8 hours ago
Wack the edge of the jar lid on the countertop, and you can live happily ever after with the girl of your dreams.
cerinamroth 6 hours ago
Runs the risk of breaking the jar. The teaspoon trick is far safer and just as effective! Just use a teaspoon to lever the lid at the side slightly until it pops. Then it opens easily.
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Rali Meyer 10 hours ago
reach for the upper shelf, if the man in question is tall enough. - Really? Can I downvote more?
Mir Adwari 1 minute ago
I have more problem getting things from lower shelves! Sometimes I've had very helpful children come to my aid!
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Rali Meyer 10 hours ago
and make clear if it is UK, US, EU, China, Russia, Marion Island or the Aleuten scale
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Remi (He/Him) 12 hours ago
And then the chest pain causes anxiety because what if it's a heart attack and so on
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Bonnie Blue Bird 14 hours ago
And always reply to that baby just as enthusiastically ... the pup too!
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FreeTheUnicorn 12 hours ago
This is very workplace dependent. I've worked in places where it was ok to have someone drop by, but mostly not. Current job is really the only one where someone dropping by doesn't make the day harder.
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FreeTheUnicorn 12 hours ago
It's not random though the car fits the situation. One gets better milage the other one is better in the snow and has more storage. Where are you going, what are you bringing? That's how you decide cars, if you both own them.
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George Costanza 7 hours ago
I'm guessing much more like a 6 or 7. No one actually claims they're a 10 and is right about it.
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Remi (He/Him) 12 hours ago
Who's stopping you? Maybe not 5am though, the I'm just resting my eyes time starts earlier every year after all. Also ao3 is way better than Wattpad
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Auntriarch 14 hours ago
Certainly not. I only wash my hair twice a week, and hardly ever wash my shins.
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2WheelTravlr 12 hours ago
I read that as twerking and the mental picture of someone doing that non-stop for a week just broke my brain a little.
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2WheelTravlr 12 hours ago
I have a good friend and our hobbies and skills compliment each other perfectly, she calls me her "non-gay wife" as I'm fixing her ceiling fan and she's making us a great dinner.
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George Costanza 7 hours ago
Maybe stop worrying about posting pics of yourself so much. It's sad.
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Rali Meyer 10 hours ago
or physically fit. Oh, hold on: Like carry twins and two bags of groceries!
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Rick Murray 6 hours ago
The cat that owns me loves me when I'm holding a pouch of food, otherwise she merely tolerates my presence. I wouldn't have it any other way. 🥰🐈
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The cat that owns me loves me when I'm holding a pouch of food, otherwise she merely tolerates my presence. I wouldn't have it any other way. 🥰🐈
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