“She Is Me”: 63 Funny Posts About What Being A Woman Is Really Like

Bug disposal, maybe

and make clear if it is UK, US, EU, China, Russia, Marion Island or the Aleuten scale

challenge accepted!

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Sounds like you don't need therapy.

Yessss !

I agree with this post

Wish I had someone like that.

Exactly.

She has private chefs and still she goes cake shopping in Paris? Disgusting!

And then the chest pain causes anxiety because what if it's a heart attack and so on

A caramel macchiato on the rocks sounds more fun

Yes. We need to stop being so nice.

And always reply to that baby just as enthusiastically ... the pup too!

So true!

When asked to go somewhere, i always ask if there is parking

23yrs for me and Mrs Spidercat 👍🏻

This is very workplace dependent. I've worked in places where it was ok to have someone drop by, but mostly not. Current job is really the only one where someone dropping by doesn't make the day harder.

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"If at first you don't succeed, give up."

Everyone should have a work-friend like that. CEOs should fear you.

Cough cough "yeah I think I'm coming down with something" We call this the prep stage...

"USE MEEEEEEEEEEE"

definitely the government

Wait till you hit the menopause lol

Ex had to ask me to not wear my old Army t shirts to bed.

Yes, but I'm 54 😭

I feel seen

It's not random though the car fits the situation. One gets better milage the other one is better in the snow and has more storage. Where are you going, what are you bringing? That's how you decide cars, if you both own them.

True

Also handbag, toilet bag, and work ibuprofen

Depends, are you a dog?

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Never heard of a Frozen Margarita? Alcohol in slushies has been around for a lot longer that you have.

Bubbles noooo :(

Lol

Seems reasonable

"Magentaaa"

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Why would you think that guys wouldn't also 'get it'? I've done this myself, although I usually prefer to suck the conditioner back into the bottle if at all possible. My hair's too long to wash with one hand.

Thank you for your service mam...

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The USA that’s who !!

I have one of those mothers

works both ways

"And I look like this"

Who's stopping you? Maybe not 5am though, the I'm just resting my eyes time starts earlier every year after all. Also ao3 is way better than Wattpad

Certainly not. I only wash my hair twice a week, and hardly ever wash my shins.

Same with your kids. lol

I'm guessing much more like a 6 or 7. No one actually claims they're a 10 and is right about it.

Miss Piggy and Kermit. Obvs...

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I read that as twerking and the mental picture of someone doing that non-stop for a week just broke my brain a little.

Maybe stop worrying about posting pics of yourself so much. It's sad.

Do both

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Why-

Your eyes changed colour?

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I have a good friend and our hobbies and skills compliment each other perfectly, she calls me her "non-gay wife" as I'm fixing her ceiling fan and she's making us a great dinner.

She is so beautiful in The Holiday 🌸

or physically fit. Oh, hold on: Like carry twins and two bags of groceries!

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Hm… Money and Make Up? Really?