People In This Online Community Appreciate A Good Roast And Here Are 41 Of The Funniest Insults Directed At Celebrities
Famous people are always in the eyes of the public and it is inevitable that others will be criticizing them, whether it's their looks, their actions, or their lifestyle. Of course, nobody likes to be insulted, but sometimes the insults are so good that you can't even be mad about it.
There is a whole subreddit dedicated to the most creative and accurate insults found on the internet called Rare Insults. So Bored Panda went there and curated this list of the best insults in which people are roasting celebrities. If you would like to know what other gems are hidden in the subreddit, check out this older post from a couple of years ago and two more recent articles here and here.
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A Living Wax Model
nah, the earths atmosphere is too hard for his martian disguise
Load More Replies...mark zuckerberg looks like if somebody made a furry oc of a class 144 pacer from british rail and then someone incredibly drunk humanized it
Wait, which one is Mark Zuckerberg? (I’m actually ignorant, please don’t downvote me into oblivion)
My guess is the one on the right is supposed to actually be him. Unless the left is them putting makeup on the real one.
Load More Replies...Madame Tussaud’s pays their makeup artists better than Zuckerberg does.
Load More Replies...The Rare Insults community has 1.8 million members and is ever growing. Previously, Bored Panda reached out to a moderator of the community. Turns out that the subreddit wasn’t an instant hit and grew slowly at first, but after inviting some other moderators, the page caught people’s attention.
And why wouldn’t it, as social media users can be savage but so creative at the same time that you catch yourself agreeing with the insults and laughing because they make sense. The subreddit contains not only celebrity insults but all kinds of witty comments about just random people.
On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem
Don't know who Lil Pump is and I'm grateful. Seriously, that guy looks like a mental case.
I heard a comedian say Post Milone looks like a detention room desk same could be said about Lil Pump
Pretty Good One
😂 It's true. He's not too dark and ethnic and looks nice and harmless. There is a selection process for this sort of thing. Disclaimer: I'm a black man.
Plus he's got that square jaw and ridiculously white teeth.
Load More Replies...Looking from a linguistic point of view, we know that languages have their own fixed expressions meant to insult someone, but you won't find them in this subreddit, because these comparisons are spontaneous and improvised, expressing a personal point of view. It is reflected in rule 11 of the subreddit that states "Insults from r/RoastMe are not allowed, as people have time to sit and think of clever insults rather than coming up with them in the moment."
Other rules include being nice to each other and not posting hateful insults. After all, insults are expressions that mean disrespect and they can get nasty. But in this community, the insult itself is the main point and not the person at which it is directed or their qualities that are pointed out.
He Is Going To Need Some Ice, Ice Baby For That Burn
Say what you will. This man has kept and managed his wealth fairly well through the years.
How by having to turn to renovating houses??? Didn't he file bankruptcy too? Hummmm
Load More Replies...Is he gonna just perform different variations of "Ice Ice Baby?" I know he did a rock version.
Twins! Or Is It Triplets?
She's a singer (I'm pretty sure she's married/engaged and has a child/is pregnant)
Load More Replies...You know Eminems the GOAT when you change your entire career after he disses you. Lol
He played Tommy Lee in the movie "The Dirt". Based on the book "The Dirt" by Motley Crew.
The Ring Gauntlet
When a man changes a lot of relationships is ok when a woman does it we need to judge her though
A man is called a "player" but a woman is called a "s**t" or "whore".
Load More Replies...One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
It must be painful to be that beautiful and not be able to keep a man. She must have a terrible personality
...Why wouldn't we? Getting to the point of engagement sounds pretty successful to me as far as relationships go.
Olsen Twins Prophecy
Like two of the three fates. If they'd been triplets, one would be holding the scissors
I'm saying the right one knows when and the left knows how, that's why she looks a little shocked! By the way they look like they have at least 10 years difference
the older looking one was married with a guy 20 years older...
Load More Replies...The only way I can tell them apart: one always has the "deer in the headlights" look (left) while the other always appears to be wearing overly large dentures (right).
May Kate looks so much healthier since her divorce. A breakup of a marriage isn’t something to be laughed at, but it really must have been a toxic relationship. She genuinely looks younger and happier now. I grew up loving their tv shows and films, and it was really sad watching her decline.
Did you know that you can get in pretty big trouble for insulting people in some countries? For example, The Swedish Criminal Code states, "A person who [...] directs accusation, a derogatory statement or humiliating conduct at another person is, if the act is liable to violate the other person’s self-esteem or dignity, guilty of insulting behaviour and is sentenced to a fine. If the offence is gross, the sentence is a fine or imprisonment for at most six months."
My Favourite Rare Insult Of All Time
Taelon. https://earthfinalconflict.fandom.com/wiki/Da%27an
Load More Replies...If you ever wondered what the eyes of a man whose truly dead inside. Here it is....
Also looks like he's suppressing the urge to blink horizontally (like the guy from the last savage insults post)
Yes! Totally! God, he is the creepiest looking guy. Such dead eyes.
Or from one of these Invasion of the Body Snatchers movie's cheap remakes.
Kinda Reminds Me Of The Time In Gym
Jimmy Carr? (That's how I heard the laugh when I read it 😃)
Load More Replies...He made some tasteless jokes about gay people a while back, and then was asked to host the Oscars or something. But they took the hosting job away from him when people kind of protested about his seemingly anti-gay comments. IDK how I feel about it but that is what happened.
Load More Replies...This Is Pure Gold
What are some of the most creative and rare insults you have ever heard? Or maybe you were the author of the insult? Share them in the comments and don't forget to vote for the insults in this list that are most imaginative and witty.
You Get What You F*****g Deserve
No she was actually talking about how she thinks it's hot or something i watched a clip of it cuz i thought she was making fun of it too but she isn't she likes it
Load More Replies...On Adam Levine's Tattoos
He looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor and said' "I'll take everything on that display wall."
ugh that dorky california tattoo makes him look either like a USC frat boy or someone who's never been to california but wants to look cool
Adam flipping through the catalogue at the tattooist: oh, i can't decide. 1 of each i guess.
YES. HIS SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SUCKED!!!!!! I only watch the Superbowl for the Half-time show and UGHHHHH.
YES. Same with the Weeknd one. Trash. Sorry, but ngl.
Load More Replies...An Anti Compliment Of Some Sort
Resting B***h Face
I had to search up who played kylo ren and I did NOT expect it was Adam driver I have eye problems
Omg yesssss. Allen Rickman was too old in my opinion
Load More Replies...Adam Driver is one of those people who doesn't seem like they should be so attractive but he is damn attractive
He has I wanna be a villain but still get my a*s kicked face lol
I'd Go To That Rehab
I Don’t Disagree
He's hiding away from the rest of the goblins from Gringotts. He wasn't ever really killed by Voldemort.
Load More Replies...Sorry but she looks like a man in drag, not a very good drag either.
Her campaign for governor has been an absolute joke. Her platform should be "I work for rich people that need to use their hangars without the homeless tainting our small world."
If anyone missed that she said that her friend with the airplane hanger across from hers was leaving California because he was tired of looking at homeless people. This is seriously what she said on TV.
Load More Replies...Once It's Seen, It Can't Be Unseen
He's like a plastic bag stuck up a tree, no one knows how he got there but no ones prepared to get him down
Load More Replies..."...a....comb? what....er. what exactly is this...comb...you speak of?"
Yesterday on Reddit I had kind kind friends educate me on Boris Johnson. Turns out Boris is the Trump of the UK but way smarter than Trump. Apparently he only messes up his hair and acts stupid to fool people. Friends from the UK is this correct?
He's Not Wrong
Sheldon Cooper is a nerdy theoretical physicist in a TV show called The Big Bang Theory
Load More Replies...That's accurate and I dont know if I should laugh because its funny or because I dont know who this person is but still find him aesthetically pleasing
The picture they used for him is definitely part of the top 10 most unattractive pictures of him lol. Look up "andy biersack the shadow side" and you'll see actual attractive photos of him
Load More Replies...I think ‘kinda cute’ is as far as is stretchable
Load More Replies...OMG! I just laughed so hard at this! I don't know who this is, but it's funny!
Ouch That Outa Hurt
Ok but the top line "when you meet the Avengers today and Stan Lee tomorrow"... Like bro don't EVEN
Crisp Rat looks like he's about to continue restoration work on his red Pontiac Firebird from 1969.
if I was chris I would say, dude you did not say to be in costume, shooooooot
can we all just acknowledge that CAP GOT A BEARD IN ENDGAME WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. endgame and infinity war broke my heart into tens of thousands of tiny pieces, and then it stepped on them.
They Aren’t Wrong
Just remember that she wears boxy clothes so that the paps don't bully her about her body. She does make it look good tho.
Load More Replies...Ok, Billie rocks the baggy clothes look. Also she wouldn't be wearing baggy clothes if it weren't for people f***ing s**ualizing her. Also who the heck would dis a girl who is this beautiful. Statement said.
But she wears baggy clothes because she doesn't want people to make fun about her and fat shame her when she is clearly NOT fat at all.
This sounds like it would be okay to fat-shame her if she were fat, although I’m assuming you didn’t mean it that way.
Load More Replies...This is a good burn...nothing on physical qualities...just a quality fashion burn. Lol
She looks like what an SNL character of an emo singer would look. She literally looks and sounds like a parody of herself.
This is a comment someone has already made below so sorry for copying but i think what you said is so true. Ok, Billie rocks the baggy clothes look. Also she wouldn't be wearing baggy clothes if it weren't for people f***ing s**ualizing her. Also who the heck would dis a girl who is this beautiful. Statement said
Never Heard That One
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH It went oer your head.
Load More Replies...Didn't Have To Do Royalty Like That But It's Still Pretty Funny
It's kinda cool that he didn't resort to plastic surgery or anything and just accepted it. Good on him.
At least he embraces his receding hairline unlike that idiot Trump. Imagine Wills with a comb-over!
He looks exactly like every other male Mountbatten since history began!
Most people look far better than they realize when they're young, and don't appreciate it.
so true, to my younger self i'm so sorry x
Load More Replies...I Have To Agree With This Tweet Unfortunately
The Duality Of Man
I got deja vu from this comment on this particular submission
Load More Replies...The answer to this question is what the Master Thespian would say: "ACTING!"
Is it just me or does Pedro Pascal look like the profile picture of the commenter (Vernon Dursley)
Man, I remember screaming with my sisters and mom "HE'S SO CUTE!!" when his face was revealed in the Mandalorian. He has such an adorable little baby face, I love him.
Just putting this out there, but he also voices Pedro, a character from the series Calls, on TV+. After The Mandalorian, it's kind of weird but also cool.
That's the truest thing I've heard today. I watched an interview he had and the entire time I was thinking, "This cannot be Mando. He is a completely different person."
She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look.
This Is So Beautiful. So Creative
Pope Francis Is Very Wise
Nice that the pope took time out of his busy schedule of covering up child s-e-x predators.
I'm not a fan of all the religious fools but fairness dictates to mention that he is the first pope to publicly fight the child abuse by clergymen. He introduced sweeping changes to the way the Roman Catholic church deals with cases of sexual abuse of children, abolishing the rule of pontifical secrecy that previously covered them. He also was the first pope to acknowledge the devastating effects that child abuse has on the victims, saying that child abuse is psychological murder and the perpetrators are tools of Satan. But that's incorrect, because Satan would never allow child abuse like the Catholic Church did for over 2000 years.
Load More Replies...Mark Wahlberg Got Roasted
he needs to balance both sides of that ugly mustache a leeeedle better...
3 Insults In 1 Package
*laughs* Really? *laughs* *slaps table* You didn't? *throws head back and laughs*
It also always looks and sounds like he has a gun pointed at his head lol.
The mind boggles I still do not understand him, sometimes he talks so fast and keeps dropping in weird stuff. I do not watch him then I do not have to work him out!
It Do Be Kinda True Tho
Back in the day—no, keep going...a little further...right THERE—she was a pretty good standup comedian. I wonder what happened.
Fame, money and a spine too weak to carry the privileges.
Load More Replies...I once read a post that was like "things that are lgbt+ but feel homophobic" and it was ellen, rupauls drag race, and queer eye and I think about that a lot.
This One Must Hurt!
Wait...has anyone ever seen Nicholas Cage and Marilyn Manson in the same room?
Read some of the descriptions of how he treated several past girlfriends just yesterday...if true he is a trash human.
Damn he used to be so hot, partly not anymore because he’s (most likely) an abuser
I was a fan of his music in highschool like a crazy big fan of him. Then his book came out and that made me realize what kind of person he is. Good music, bad person. If anyone has read his book and thinks he would be a good guy to be romantically involved with then they are crazy. If I remember correctly after making out with a girl in one story he said something like, “I love the smell of adolescent p#$&y” while he walked around smelling his fingers the rest of the day and refusing to wash his hands. Then there is the poor deaf girl he made wear a helmet of meat while naked while he screamed horrible things to her and made fun of the noises she made. That’s just the tip of his iceberg.
Is It Bad That I Can Imagine This?
They Did Chino Dirty With This One
Why the hell does he look like Snotlout and Eret from httyd?
How Does He Do It?
is it just me or does the marks covering their pic in orange look like a lazy smiley face
Big Oof Moment
what is it? just reply to this comment so people won't see it right away
Load More Replies...this one is stupid b/c that's around when she started her company. The woman is worth $340 million so she's doing something right.
I know right. That loser isn't doing anything these days but making hundreds of millions from her eco conscious company.
Did u just call her a loser and rich in the same sentence
Load More Replies...I Died Laughing At This Specifically Accurate Comment
He looks like a science teacher that wears weird ties and comes to class everyday and says let’s learn some science
aahhh pardon my ignorance but they do not look like anyone I know.
Why Does Adam Sandler Look Like That Tho?
Chillace was making a joke from a line in Billy Madison, movie pictured on the right. And even if you didn’t get the joke it is in no way offensive or abusive. Yet STILL gets downvoted 55 GD times. 55! Look at yourselves.
He turned in to the typical dad that mows his lawn in white new balance dad sneakers
One Cent > Jake Paul
I would have also chosen "thinking I found a one cent but it was a 3D drawing and I got embarrassed because it was caught on camera"
I've never seen a jake paul video, but I've seen a channel called memeulous which talks crap to crap channels, so I'll take the fake 3D one cent. unless it was for a jake paul video.
Load More Replies...I would rather listen to a Nickelback song than watch a Jake Paul video.
It's amazing to me that 1% of people don't understand the value of a penny...
I'd be happy to pay money in return for not having to watch a Jake Paul video.
4 Different Paths
No, those are the signatures of all the guys he blew in prison.
Load More Replies...if that's what the drank does to you? i think i'll pass. and man, i like drugs...
This Came From A 26 Minute Video Documenting Her Stolen Jokes
If I dislike Amy Schumer's comedy it doesn't mean I dislike female comics....I just don't like her work. Just think that it's confused a lot these days.
hard to think of it as 'her' comedy, since it's mostly stolen from other, more talented writers...
Load More Replies...The urge to repeat my comment about repeating jokes of this repeated post is tempting. Repeated.
so what is so funny?? she is not funny I have trouble getting a laugh from her.
Found This Gem While Scrolling Through The Backlash Against Maroon 5 On A Loudwire Video
Yeah I swear half of these were here on BP like only a few days ago...
Load More Replies...So its TOXIC to tell a kid to man up but it's all ok to have hateful toxic comments about rich or famous people? The bullshit double standards Bored Panda put out there. This is ENCOURAGING HATE SPEECH.
Post Malone looks like he smells exactly the way he looks like he smells.
Yeah I swear half of these were here on BP like only a few days ago...
Load More Replies...So its TOXIC to tell a kid to man up but it's all ok to have hateful toxic comments about rich or famous people? The bullshit double standards Bored Panda put out there. This is ENCOURAGING HATE SPEECH.
Post Malone looks like he smells exactly the way he looks like he smells.
