There’s a lot of quality humor to be found on social media—it’s great if you ever need a quick pick-me-up after a long day at work or school. Whatever you might think of X (formerly Twitter), you can’t deny that there are some top-tier everyday comedians on there!
The ‘Really Dumb Tweets’ account (ironically, on Instagram) shares some of the very best humorous content shared on X, and we’ve collected some of the top posts to brighten up your day, Pandas. Scroll down for a good dose of laughter and goofiness!
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I had the opposite idea... if you budge your steering more than 5 degrees to the side, it automatically turns on the turn signal
I like this but it could still be dangerous if you have to suddenly turn your vehicle to avoid hitting something.
That's not an intentional turn. I don't know you're going to turn because you don't know you're going to turn.
Load More Replies... There may be a lot of turn signals when you drive on a curvy road as well then
A brain delay device that requires you to think for a short period of time before responding.
I already have that. It delays my response in an argument until three weeks later. Not as useful as you'd think. 😉
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You have a fixed number of horn honks and have to pay to get more.
Ya but what if your using your phone for Google Maps or music?!?
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How about a car that reads your mind and puts the signal on for you?
New cars with assistants already show some resistance if you change the lane without the signal turned on... I`m always really startled when people complain about this feature. Riding motorcycle this is a life or death feature for me.
*swerves to avoid accident* car responds with *nope, you didn’t signal, you are heading straight on* me *braces for impact*
That whenever someone tries to hurt another person physically, they are instead receiving the exact act of violence. Where is the genie with my 3 wishes?
If you leave a cabinet partially open, I get to hit you on the head with a hammer (short person rule).
I am one of the weirdos who does use her turn signal. Even on curves!
I won't list all the ways that this is absolutely horrible. Just one: what about when you exit a main road by maintaining a straight direction. In this case you use the turn signal (usually left) to signal that you're ... going straight. The main road tilts to the right and you should not use a turn signal if you just want to continue on that road.
How about using your turn signal if you ARE going to turn? No one seems to know what a turn signal is anymore
On Interstate 80 in California one day in the 70's I saw the opposite. It was raining, and traffic was heavy, doing about 45 mph uphill, and this car came chugging along at about 60 in the lane next to me, signaled to go left, and I saw the front wheels turn , but the car was hydroplaning, and as I passed the truck that was in that lane, the car hit the back of it. I was past at collision moment, but the whole 4 lanes shut right down behind me, vehicles spinning out of control. Other collisions happened, including rubber-neckers on the other direction, and I sat in the restaurant I'd been going to and saw this major highway STOPPED. It took over three hours to get things moving again. As far as I can remember, no one was killed, but there were busy emergency rooms all over that area.
I hope you understand that automobiles were around fifty years before the turn signal was invented.
This is true; I have a 1952 Time magazine with an ad in it for the '52 Chevy, listing electric turn signals as an option.
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What if you had to swerve to miss a kid,otherwise this is genius.
2 hazard light buttons. 1 for roadside issues or needing to drive slowly, and 1 for a medical emergency used for speeding to get help, but when you push that button, police are notified. You wouldn't believe all the people in my city that use hazards to drive at crazy speeds do no other reason than they wanna drive fast and have people get out of their way. Then they turn them off once they've passed all the congested areas.
I wish more people believed this so that more people would use their turn signals.
Roadcraft (the police rider's guide) suggests to only use the indicators if they are going to be of use to other road users. So don't use them if the road is empty. This encourages the rider to be aware of what's happening all around them at all times.
The entire clothing industry is a waste and provides no real benefit. Imagine all the pollution that would end.
Politicians,leaders, ceos, religious figures leaders basically those in positions of power where their decisions can affect a few thousand people at least should have their karma show up.
My dad always says that cars should have a big pointy spike on the dashboard pointing towards the driver instead of an airbag. You're not going to drive that recklessly now, are ye?
Just like with any good experiment! You need a control 🧑🔬
The ‘Really Dumb Tweets’ project is very popular with the Instagram crowd. It prides itself on “posting the funniest tweets you’ll ever read.” At the time of writing, the curator of the page had attracted a jaw-dropping 1.6 million followers.
Of course, this didn’t just happen overnight. No! It took years of hard work and consistent posting. The Instagram account will be celebrating its 10th anniversary this year.
However many people might enjoy X as a social network, it isn’t without its flaws and controversies. As reported by The Guardian, after Elon Musk took over Twitter in October 2020 (and rebranded it as X in July 2023), the social media platform has lost a whopping 71% of its value.
So, a network that was bought for $44 billion (yes, ‘billion’ with a ‘b’) has lost nearly three-quarters of its worth in less than two years. This is staggering.
This begs the question, what are they going to do before my next colonoscopy?
Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow.
It’s not just the network’s value that’s dropped. Many users have been leaving the platform en masse after Musk’s takeover and ensuing changes. X’s monthly user numbers dropped around 15% in the first year since the entrepreneur bought it.
These users were concerned over the rise of hate speech and disinformation on X. Meanwhile, Musk has reduced the moderation of content and cut around half of all employees.
Every time I see this one, I wanna watch it. If not MTV, it'd be a great segment on a late night show
There’s no ‘perfect’ formula for having your posts go viral on social media. However, there are lots of small things that you can do. Then—with a bit of luck—you might find hundreds, thousands, and sometimes even millions of people enjoying your content. One of the most essential things that you can do is make your content relatable.
I'm 32 I've abandoned the quest and I'm hiding from everything and everyone trying to read and hide
Naturally, different people have different interests and senses of humor. So no matter what kind of content you post, you won’t be able to make everyone happy. And that’s all right. Content creators need to embrace this fact. They can then think about the type of audience they want to attract with their favorite content.
Are the content creators aiming for broad(er) appeal with non-offensive posts and dad jokes? Or do they want to have a more niche fan base that enjoys more unique interests or slightly edgier jokes and dark humor?
Whatever the case may be, it’s important to be consistent once you make that choice. You can’t cover everything and anything on a single social media account because your audience won’t know what to expect.
On the flip side, if your fans know for a fact what they get when they follow you, they’re more likely to stick around. Say that you’re big on posting humorous remarks about your daily life. Many people love that!
Ideally, you’ll keep doing that. If you were to suddenly pivot and start posting car memes or political commentary, you’d only confuse your audience.
But...that's exactly why I love doing laundry and dishes. I can either put on a show or audiobook or just zone out for a while 🤷♀️
Though you don’t have to focus on humor in your posts if you don’t want to, the simple fact is that it helps you stand out. If your jokes and insights are original and genuinely funny, folks will remember you.
Making others laugh and smile is a very powerful thing. Combine that with some authenticity on your part (instead of just playing a specific character), and you’ve got something special.
How exactly does this work? She has not had a chance to get to the first window yet so how did you have a receipt by the second window? Maybe it's because I'm not from America but here we have 3 windows, first to order, second to pay, and third to collect. It seems there you order and pay at the first window and second one you pick up, which makes sense, but how did anyone know what food she wanted? I guess they went to ask her?
We’d love to hear which of these posts made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Which ones did you enjoy the most? Did you send any to your friends? What do you personally think helps people go viral on social media? You can tell us all about it in the comment section.
In the meantime, for some more awesome content from ‘Really Dumb Tweets,’ feel free to check out Bored Panda’s earlier features about the account.
My crotch fruit is more likely to leave random lights on and lose the remote. Maybe I’m doing this parent thing wrong. But my new random push is I’m making him get his own drink when he asks, he’s seven, fully capable. He’s my only so I know I do too much for him, I’m trying though.
Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday to make money 💰. To everyone say no duh 🙄 noooo u don't say heavy sarcasm unless anyone is to thick to get it
I once got accused of cheating, because my pen ran out of ink halfway through, and I had to switch to a new one, and I obviously cheated, cuz the ink changed halfway through... WTF? It was handed out to me at the beginning of class, was done there with the teacher watching, and was handed in within less than 30 minutes. I always get A's on tests, and don't do my homework. Turns out I'm autistic.. joke's on them.
I've watched a few when the wife binged them from time to time. They really do paint women in an awful light. Usually wrong, making bad decisions, sometimes out of spite. Trying way too hard at something they should easily be and to judge isn't possible in the time allotted etc. and then "saved" by the sensible man who's been shaking his head at her the whole movie
As a northern Canadian , growing up it was the complete opposite. We went shopping (or mom made) costumes that were intentionally huge for our snow suits to fit underneath, and the first time I saw a movie with kids trick-or-treating in pretty princess gowns that weren't covered up, and NO SNOW on the ground, I was mind blown.
I found a phone once. held on to it waiting fora call so I could find the owner, meet up, and hand it over. it finally rang and they threatened me so I took it t the nearest carrier store. good luck
Sometimes men and all their horror make me feel really discouraged about being alive and the future of the planet and humanity. And then I remember women exist and it feels like being hugged by your favorite person simultaneously wrapping you in your favorite blanket fresh out of the dryer.
"Fluff my feathers" I'm pleased, irritated, or shocked. A multi purpose expression
Don't see what the problem is as long as he assisted the callers accordingly
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She’s not the prime minister anymore. And in case you were wondering, she’s not a politician anymore either.
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